/g/et me some freedom
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
/g/et me some freedom
really lay into the ass hole tenderly
>>693068651
Found this thing randomly on the internet, any idea WTF it is?
This is the story of Michael, this lonliest boy in town
>>693068358
( B R U S H E S )
>>693068370
Good boy
fuck fuck fuck I take my phone out of the otterbox for one minute to marvel at how thin and small it is by itself and I break the bezel.
fuck
>>693069415
But he likes it rough
>>693069678
Come here lonely boy.
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town.
Ugly and weak, they called him a freak.
So he lived on his own underground
lived on his own underground
lived on his own underground....
>>693069594
A louse fly.
>>693069536
Yeah, that's always the most difficult part of insects, trying to step around them. I used to go around at one job I worked and flip over all the June bugs that had flipped onto their backs so they could continue towards whatever destination they were heading.
>>693069678
You must save your love for your special one!
>>693069858
we suffer, but why
>>693069788
awooing softly
>>693069905
oh my~
>>693069678
>>693069678
w sad :c
>>693069788
i am the best kitty boi
>>693069858
everytime i take mine out i drop it and leave a small mark. its fukcing maddening
Stop being so intimate guys you're making me feel left out
>>693069999
Oh ok, thanks
Nice quads
>>693069999
And we all worship our kiiiiiing
our kiiiing
our kiiiing
our kiiiiiing
intimacy is in my blood
I want oreos
>>693070477
Go eat oreos
>>693070618
Have fun with that
>>693070477
the mixing of the races is disgusting
>>693070323
We must feed him. Feed him gravel or he gets angry.
>>693070296
I am a super amateur entomologist. I have several insects and arachnids I keep as pets.
>>693070019
Do you "awoo" for bf?
>>693070090
Good kitty, you can hav another CHEESEIT.
>>693070359
Is that so?
>>693070679
I'm having so much fun
>>693070792
so many cheesits its a dream come true!
>>693070792
i do m-more than awoo for him
>>693070823
yes.
>>693070792
I can haz one too plz
>>693070901
Sounds good
>>693070771
Thought it was a spider with wings first time I saw it
.
>>693071132
Spiders look like this. Two segments, eight legs, two pedipalps, and two fangs.
>>693069999
As long as they stay out of the house.
>>693070296
Post your butt to be intimate with.
>>693070882
Gobble dem CHEESEITs, BOI.
>>693070901
Dont tell me too much, it will make me feel ENVY.
I don't know how insane and disgustingly pathetic I would be if my life didn't have intimacy
>>693071251
What's your favorite idea?
>>693071408
Even in the house. I catch them and put them back outside.
>>693070988
You earn deez CHEESEITs, boy.
>>693071485
Stop tempting me to make jokes.
that's harsh
>>693071251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnNfDE98HBs#t=21s
>>693071444
okay deal, smooch
>>693071485
You'd be me. Except fat.
>>693071444
i can gobble them all night long~
>>693069181
Why does he have a dog cock bulge but a regular dick tip
>>693071251
digital style!
Getting my BD Austin tomorrow!
Super hyped!
>>693071574
go ahead and make them
>>693071656
fat-ter
how fat is pops
>>693071739
Okay. Probably wouldn't be much different from what your life is like now.
>>693071569
I'll do whatever it takes cause I cause I've ran out
>>693071397
Never seen arachnids with wings before
>>693071509
The dog and cat take care of the ones that get in.
>>693071691
Digital dancing, oh what fun!
>>693071934
They don't have wings.
>>693071929
So you're saying I would be happy and feel fulfilled without it. I don't see that.
That was a terrible joke nevermind stop trying to be funny.
that really wasn't a joke at all
>>693072010
is that the thing from power rangers??
>>693071408
Not my butt but have one regardless
>>693069486
And here is man sized
https://soundcloud.com/junior-gordon-1/daisuke-ishiwatari-sky-should-be-high
>>693071654
Danke for dat smooch.
>>693071674
You make me suspicious.
>>693071739
Arent you like super fat and eat eggs?
>>693072010
I don't have a dog, but this cat I once had liked to hunt roaches.
>>693072068
I mean, it would be as insane and disgustingly pathetic as it already is. Maybe a bit more feelings of inadequacy.
>>693072039
I know but that thing pretty much looks like it
>>693071408
Not him but how's mine?
>>693072271
>eggs
god dammit james
>>693069181
there's a song called Get some freedom
it's by big data
>>693071722
weeeeeeeeeeew
>>693072271
h-how?
>>693072344
Not at all. Not at all. Arthropods are generally easy to tell apart.
>>693072515
They remind of each other is all I'm saying
>>693072492
Tha ᵗᶦᶫᵈᵉ
>>693072659
i-i really like cheezits ok
>>693072492
first male BD toy. Have a Natasha, but am really hyped to find out what all the fuss is about regarding the BD specialty.
>>693072750
Maybe you can tell me how to earn one lol
>>693072124
I'm going with yes.
>>693072163
No, post yours.
>>693072310
Almost every cat I've had hunts bugs. My current one likes moths.
>>693072347
Added to the collection.
>>693072650
Only in that they're all cute and adorable and full of goodness. Except bees, wasps, and hornets. Those things are the devil and need to stay away from me or I'll cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdRhQ669s2c
>>693072763
hope you have fun bb~
>>693072844
just be yourself
>>693072865
Ain't gonna happen, sorry
>>693072896
I love bumblebees though
>>693072865
Then I'd try to shoo away all the moths before your cat can get to them. I have a particular soft spot in my heart for them.
>>693073019
They frighten me.
>>693072998
That's funny cause people tend to hate me when I'm myself hahah
>>693072750
I might have to hold them back from you then.
Toxic games of dota are so bad...
>>693073221
but honey is really yummy and bees make it so they are good
>>693072763
enjoy the tearing
>>693073221
You'd hate to use my shampoo then
>>693073297
I didn't say they were bad. I said I'm afraid of them. Also honey is gross.
>>693073353
Is it just bees that you've trapped in a bottle?
>>693073233
hmmm. well lets see if it works for cheezits
>>693073242
o-oh ;~;
I'm gona get to bed duder. see ya later~
>>693073304
On Natasha? At the risk of emasculating myself, I'll say that I haven't had any such issues. Still, I'm aware that the shape is just naturally more prone to tears than the rounder anal toys. Just my preference though.
>>693073462
noooo its goooood!
nini jams
>>693073499
I have a natascha, ripped within a few months. Her and janine are bound to happen eventually. I just ordered a dukebutt to replace it.
>>693073019
Bumblebees are adorable.
>>693073063
If she can catch them, they're hers. The fatty.
>>693073658
See ya round.
>>693073743
Poor little buggers. Moths are little sweethearts.
>>693073465
Mm, dreaming is always an option
>>693073462
No need to, they like getting tangled up in my birds nest for hair. That's quite terrifying but if you stay still they won't sting
Actually they probably won't sting regardless cause they're so damn friendly here lol
>>693073856
Fat doesnt make you fat. Carbs and a lot of them make you fat.
>>693073897
Moths are cool too!
>>693073956
are you trying to meme me cause that's literally what i tell people here and they don't listen
>>693073956
No, eating more calories than your TDEE makes you fat. Macros are irrelevant.
>>693073915
I would seriously start to cry.
>>693074012
Moths, roaches, spiders, scorpions, all arthropods really. Except those damn bugs that fly and have stingers.
>>693074057
If they think otherwise they are morons. It is fact.
Just like dont stuff your face.
>>693074152
Literally what I said.
>>693074159
The hatred of flies I can relate to. We've had one flying around in our kitchen for FREAKING DAYS now, and it NEVER freaking leaves the room!
>>693074306
K well I was called autistic for saying that earlier lol
once you deprive yourself of carbs your body uses fat as energy
>>693074057
open your ass for my cock, boy.
>>693073743
Got that right
>>693074405
Someone was trying to meme you.
>>693074469
are you just a tripfag trying to ruse me?
>>693074366
Flies are alright, I leave them be. They're just going about their business.
>>693073716
Fair enough. I've only had mine since May, so we'll see. I know it'll happen eventually.
I'm looking at either Snowball or Duke myself for my next one. Any chance ya have a suggestion either way?
>>693074566
arouse you mean?
>>693074648
Except I haven't told you about the one that went in and out of my room constantly and buzzing me in the face when I tried to sleep one morning. That was really annoying
>>693074562
I hate being memed
>>693074847
whatever fag if you have nothing important to say
>>693074469
You're not old and fat enough for him.
>>693074919
Meme em right back.
>>693074972
from the looks of the shit you post it's starting to look like you're the one who likes fat old men (:
>>693074706
Either is probably fine, personal preference.
>>693074888
Even then. I just shoo them away when they get close to me.
>>693075494
That's what I did too, but listen, it did not
>>693075636
That doesn't mean anything that it didn't. You shouldn't kill anything unless you intend to eat it.
>>693075182
Posting them all for you, bby.
>>693075783
I don't intend to kill anything
It was nice talking to you but gotta go now, see you later
>>693075919
See ya round.
Well, Nibi, have you reentered your Existential crisis? Or is the reprieve still in effect?
>>693076964
Do special forces still use revolvers?
>>693075940
gote
I am "ok" I guess.
>>693077053
I don't know much about it but the french do often and some fbi and police officers can choose to. The jews use deagles for no reason at all
Well then. Mayhaps this'll stick long enough for you to get your shit all squared away and make some moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDPMmaHWj1I
>>693077057
hai
>>693077229
Some people just can't let go of the classics.
>>693077733
sup
I am only "ok" because I am listening to music and not thinking about things that bother me.
What music?
>>693077733
>>693077810
I've been doing a mental exercise for the past 5 days.
>>693078040
Merde.
>>693078134
are you a wizard now
Metal, not your type of thing.
It helps me escape.
Metal, that's not surprising
I can get into some metal. Motorhead is fantastic.
>>693078257
No, but I might be able to cast a pretty strong water spell tomorrow.
>>693078657
>
Amnesia isn't that much of a scary game
play dis game it's rly scury ehehehe xd
>>693078725
Exactly~
Never heard of it
>>693079228
me neither, this one was 49 cents it's probably shit too
>>693079228
official gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJGRGmYw20E
Ive never listened to motorhead
GG and this has had my attention recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JH0gwjVGXM
>>693079534
Wow trigger warnings next time.
>>693079378
Why waste money?
>>693079607
This is pretty cool. I haven't listened to much melodic death metal other than Amon Amarth, but I've definitely heard of Be'lakor before. Glad I decided to give them a listen, thanks.
>>693079744
it's not like I would have spent 49 cents on anything better
>>693079607
You've never listened to Motorhead? Good lord, what's wrong with you? Even someone like me who likes the slow quiet stuff loves Motorhead.
>>693078570
Actually, I didn't have to go after all. Now that we're talking about music I couldn't resist
>>693079607
The Cat Lady soundtrack is pretty sweet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISc0jdFTOiI
>>693080070
What kind of music do you listen to?
>>693080222
Happy music mostly, or beautifully depressing like Kent, though I've made an exception for the soundtrack in The Cat Lady just cause it's such an epic game
https://soundcloud.com/omar-lozano-57518342/ggxrdr-tsuki-no-shihai-raven-bgm-guilty-gear-xrd-revelator
>>693079846
Was it because I linked it?
>>693079990
Im not from the 80s okay. I only know the influential ones like Black Sabboth, Metalica, and others.
>>693080070
Its okay.
worthless thread
>>>/trash/
scales can stay
>>693080543
Yes, stay in the trash, Oscar.
>>693080525
I guess so. Melodic death metal isn't my preferred sub-genre, but I'm getting bored of most them. I just never bothered to look up any bands and listen to them.
>>693080525
Well if you like it harder I'd recommend checking out the rest of the artist, maybe this one suits you better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT13SqekURY
>>693080525
Motorhead is incredibly influential. They created Thrash Metal.
>>693080467
I listen to sad music, music tinged with gentle melancholy and tragedy. I can't do the happy stuff really.
![[HorribleSubs] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 31 [720p].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/704/1467704271115.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 31 [720p].mkv - 00000")
>>693080816
give an example of that music pls
Nibi I hate metal anything and I know about motorhead
cmon man
>>693080816
And I was gonna share my most favourite song of all time... Well I'll do it regardless so here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTb8WxEW78
>>693080997
Not sure if you like country, but this guy and Sparklehorse are my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJizJ93DdQ
>>693081091
Sigur Ros is a band I'm familiar with. I first was introduced to them by watching The Life Aquatic, there is an absolutely heartbreaking scene in it with that song playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlPtmws131o
>>693080711
What, do you have a CRUSH on me?
>>693080785
Ill look at it later
>>693080816
>>693081002
Listen, im incredibly lazy. Clicking a new tab to look up wikipedia is enough to exhaust me.
>>693081364
Nah, but you are pretty cool. I do like you, and you post some damn good art.
>>693081337
well I was expecting something else
>>693081337
Yeah I know which song you're talking about, I actually found them by googling songs that sound the same backwards as they do forwards, and I found Starálfur
>>693081364
It's your choice man
>>693069999
WITNESSED!
>>693081337
I liked this one you posted like two years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xipwwt7883w
>>693081364
I'm just saying.
>>693081507
You were expecting what?
>>693081559
I find most of my music by just listening to music.
>>693081725
That's a great one, David Lynch proved he's a hell of a singer on that track.
>>693081851
when you said sad tragedy music I was expecting stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XmQ40iQ3zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qThHvbbVlCI
Ugh, I hate flakes so much. This guy was supposed to eat my ass tonight and blow me but idk what the fuck he's doing at this point. this will make it the 3rd night in a row he's flaked.
For fucks sake, if you're going to just fall asleep, don't make plans to meet someone at midnight.
>>693081851
Not awfully open to new stuff myself, most of the time I get into something is if I just found it somewhere one way or another or someone shared it and I decide "Hey, that's pretty cool!"
HAPPY POST MERICA DAY
I HECKIN LOVE YOU ALL
FAGGOTS
>>693082500
I don't celebrate 'murica, but happy day I guess
>>693082376
I'll suck your dick
Come to Texas
I'm clean
>>693082647
traitor!
>>693081421
If you say so.
>>693081559
Its okay, I might listen to it later.
>>693081851
Yeah its neat
>>693082274
No, I'm talking about the human tragedy that plays out silently in the lives of everyone.
Stuff like this. Stuff that seems innocuous, but when it unfolds it rips your heart in two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lSfP6n8vkM
>>693082393
I'm always willing to listen to a new musician.
>>693082649
I'm in Texas already, will you suck my dick?
>>693082706
That makes the two of us! It's not like you celebrate my home country
>>693082649
>Idaho
I'd take you up on the offer otherwise.
this weird guy I had cybersex with like 6 years ago found my skype and is bothering me to become his e-boyfriend
>>693082834
>>693082649
>wanting to fuck someone without even knowing them or what they look like
>>693082766
But seriously, anyone here who's got Steam, fuckin check The Cat Lady out
>>693082274
I like the first one.
>>693082649
>
>>693082906
Do it. Remember how well it turned out with all the others.
>>693082961
I'll assume you meant the other guy
>>693082997
I don't play video games.
>>693083145
Of course, but I did say anyone
>>693082906
You should do it because he put in the hard work to find you.
>>693082961
Pick one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnGU_moahQ
>>693083229
Yes, you did say that. What other bands do you listen to?
do any of you nerds use telegram?
>>693082999
I tried to find some similar but most of them have lyrics idk if you like that or not and nice trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwTVF0_dm08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrXsz17lFno
>>693083354
nope
dfsdfagsdfgdshbsdfgdfmjh,oii
>>693083414
oh my god, terrible taste in music.
>>693083376
Discord mostly these days. I'm getting rid of my skype because it sucks.
>>693083354
>Punishment: Enema
If there's going to be anal sex, one better wash their dirty ass regardless.
>>693083376
I would if I was a nerd
>>693083619
I heard some good stuff about discord.
>>693083364
Not that many, I like a little this and that from many different bands, not really a loyal fan to any band in particular
oh right I don't know any of you people
don't mind me, carry on
>>693083414
You posted a few I like the other day that were pretty good. One was a piano without lyrics if I remember.
>>693083755
Bye mysterious person
>>693083721
It's okay, doesn't stop working randomly as frequently as skype.
>>693083753
I'm an avid fan of many groups and musicians.
>>693083558
I'm not crazy about either I was just trying to find similar songs
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9jDlB1gjgw
any furries wanna paw off on skype?
Ignatius Lumenbrann
>>693083828
Yeah I gave up on skype because it liked to eat all of my RAM for no reason.
>>693083828
This one however comes from my town, and now I can't wait to move out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URXPVszAVsA
the last time i remember using skype
was micspamming the pakis on skypecasts
>>693083856
>>693083902
Yes that
