KEEP THAT FLAG FLYING
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
KEEP THAT FLAG FLYING
>>693055086
Watching the sun rise
The outdoors always seem to look the best in the morning for some reason
happy fifth of july
oops.
Happy day
Still 4th here
other countries have no self defense!!!!
>>693055540
I much prefer the sunsets. The sky ignites in a chorus of oranges, dark blues, reds, and purples.
>>693055272
AND LOOK STUPID WHEN THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY BUT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND LOOK UGLY LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS TOO UGLY TO HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOOKS AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS IS UGLY AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN THE POPULAR PEOPLE BUT IS UGLY AND THINK IS BETTER THEN EVERYBODY PLUS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND LAME AND IS UGLY AND THERE IS ANOTHER PROOF THE POPULAR PEOPLE PROVED THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS LAME AND UGLY
CAUSE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER PEOPLE AND TRY TO RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE NOT TO KNOW THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND HAS TO HURT THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS OUTNUMBER EVERYBODY SO YOU WONT MISS THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY THAT IS ON FACE BOOK OR TV AND THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSRS IS PATHATIC AND UGLY CAUSE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND HAS TO HURT THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE CANT BE BETTER THEN THEM AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND CANT BE BETTER THEN THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE NOT LAME WAY AND THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS ARE GOING TO LIE THAT DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND LIE THAT THE GUYS AND WOMEN DONT REJECT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS AND T HE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP WHEN DONT TAKE A BATH AND IS UGLY AND THE GUYS AND WOMEN REJECT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS
>>693055272
this is so cool
america is the freeeest!!!
>>693055741
...are you posting military/police as an argument that individual self defense is protected in australia? Do you have any idea how stupid that is?
>>693055938
are you implying you wouldn't be able to fend off an attacker in hand to hand combat, I mean more people are shot in the us than killed in aus soooo
>>693055823
Feels like I'm the only one in the world who hasn't properly seen a sunset yet
Damn trees
get pissy
>>693056240
How does the arthritic 80 year old woman defend herself from a mugger? Self defense is not reserved to the physically fit. And safety is not freedom.
>>693056289
Go to the desert if you want to see a gorgeous one. Do you like art?
>>693056452
tell me a case in which 1. an arthritic 80 year old woman has a concealed carry 2. Where an ARTHRITIC EIGHTY YEAR OLD would be able to react in time to someone mugging them and get the 2 safeties off lol an 80 yo woman isn't defending herself for shit nomatter what
tell me a bedtime story
>>693056583
I'll have to travel to the desert sometime then. Art's great if it's nothing too pretentious. I used to photograph a little a few years ago, but not a lot of masterpieces at that
>>693056977
ur gey
the end
Updating my resume is 90% thesaurus, 10% bullshitting.
>>693056764
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/80-year-old-woman-shoots-kills-intruder-attacked-husband-article-1.2628602
http://www.wmur.com/news/manchester-police-investigate-monday-night-shooting/37272690
Here, have a couple.
>get 2 safeties off
You have literally no idea how guns work.
>>693057089
that story sucked
>>693057089
i was hoping more for a fictitious story
like with dragons or dinosaurs or something
>>693057142
and you have no idea how holsters work, probably cause you don't even carry yourself
>>693057237
You want a fiction story?
You're straight
the end
>>693056977
The great painter Agnes Martin once was talking to a small girl, and she held up a rose and asked if the rose was beautiful. The little girl said, yes, the rose is beautiful. Then Agnes hid the rose from sight and asked if the rose was still beautiful. The little girl said yes, the rose is still beautiful. Agnes Martin then said, "See, the rose is not beautiful, the beauty is in your mind."
>>693057030
What do you mean pretentious? As is, seemingly incomprehensible?
>>693057142
both of these are burgleries and australians can have guns in their houses lol gonna have to try harder
>>693057237
ur a gey dinosaur
the end
>>693057282
Not everyone carries in a holster; purse carry is extremely common for women. Nor do all holsters work the same way. You have moved the goalposts dramatically. The news stories I posted are not possible, legally, in Australia. It is not a free country.
>>693057237
Once upon a time a dragon sucked cock. One days a dinosaur sucked his cock. THE END.
>>693057433
The second one was not a home invasion. She had her gun in her purse.
>>693057429
The kind if stuff that comes up when you google "pretentious art"
>>693057554
was it self defense if it was a robbery? this is getting boring I'd rather talk about something else
>>693057658
Can you link me an example?
>>693057393
you need to brush up on your delivery
>>693057429
that was enlightening
>>693057465
now thats more like it
>>693057521
based on a true story i can tell. nice job nibbers
>>693057755
Yes, it is self defense if it is a robbery. Defense of property is self defense and is legal in FREE countries. And you'd rather talk about something else because your argument is nonexistent.
>>693056320
moar like this
>>693057880
>>693057880
keep stroking your ego
>>693057802
Well here's one for a start
>>693057521
10/10 would listen again
>proves you wrong
>is therefore stroking his ego
>>693058007
Arguing with this unprecedented level of idiot does nothing for my ego. You are nothing but disappointing.
>>693058040
one is vector based and one is not hur dur
>>693057842
You can learn a lot from artists.
>>693058040
So you're calling pretentious what you assume anyone can make?
You've opened pandora's box, o swede. Talking with james about art is like talking with me about politics.
>>693058341
I'm sure there's someone out there who would find a deeper meaning in that mere comparison hahah
>>693058421
I think I prefer the word that you used for it, "seemingly incomprehehowdidyoupronounceitagain"
>>693058102
Did you do funn stuff for murica day?
>>693057842
Everyone likes a happy ending.
memes dont exist
>>693059008
reminds me too much of me
>>693059504
you wear briefs?
or are you a raccoon?
>>693058731
I don't care that much tbh, he's nice to talk to
>>693059705
the body and i do wear briefs
hate boxers
>>693058774
I'm an abstract expressionist landscape painter. A common myth that is held is that painters just slap some paint onto a canvas and call it a day, but there is such an intense looking involved, to see how each little mark changes the entire read of the composition, how a line out of place by a millimeter causes the entire thing to fall apart. There is a constant dialogue going on between the artist and the canvas the entire time it's being worked. I've been working on a canvas for a week now, and it's gone through so many changes, so many revisions, things have changed, stuff I started with are completely gone, the colors have shifted in hue, the space is divided differently.
The males being posted are SUBPAR
>>693059891
both are nice
his tattooos make him subpar
>>693060138
I want to see this picture posted in every thread forever
on this blessed american day, let us honor our veterans by simulating a vicious wartime environment
>>693059900
I know people who look the same way at cooking. They do cook some delicious meals though
Its not a tattoo, its enchant dragunov.
>>693060350
I assume this means you are playing overwatch
>>693060422
watching fireworks
>>693060350
We had enough of that in the last thread
>>693060481
Oh right
fireworks are mundane to me since where I live jackasses are setting them off year round
sometimes they might be gunshots actually
>>693060350
Have you ever been in a war?
>>693060547
it's an international holiday, you know
>>693060610
it sounds like a wonderful place
>>693060628
no, but fireworks have been going off all weekend outside my residence, so i feel like i have some small idea
>>693060397
he's weraing a portable Simon® electronic game around his neck
>>693060382
It's like looking at a field of flowers, you don't scratch your head over what it means. If people were to just leave all their stuff at home and look at the paintings, they would have no trouble appreciating them. Cooking is something that's a bit more formulaic. You follow a recipe. There is no recipe for creating a work of art. Art is more like music.
>>693060808
Philadelphia is beautiful.
mew
>>693060808
Im sorry, have your bf hold you tightly in his strong arms so you feel safe.
>>693060836
Yes, for his pinkies.
>>693060891
I used to do a little music too now that I think about it, but it ended badly
>>693061076
ranranranranran
>>693060954
with a rich history too
>>693061057
did that this morning when it was raining really hard
>>693061053
wem*
>>693061190
hoi nibi
>>693061186
This is where july 4th HAPPENED man.
>>693061186
But did you feel safe?
>>693061153
I am unable to produce music. Music is like a mystical language that I can understand but cannot speak.
>>693061283
hay gay
>>693061286
the hallowed birthing place of the greatest day in universal history
>>693061343
i felt safe
>>693061420
sup duder?
blow anythign up tonight?
>>693061457
can you look over my resume when I'm done
>>693061533
sure
>>693061457
My birthplace has probably contributed to my overwhelming patriotism.
>>693061586
<3
>>693061369
That makes the two of us
I did make a sorta-ringtone-worthy cover of The Addams Family theme though
>>693061457
Then I guess thats all that matters.
>>693061477
No, I sat around alone, drank alcohol, and saw bright lights in the sky.
>>693055630
Time to go back to the drawthread shadow; I'm gonna bring you back now. Come calmly/
>>693061622
you might want to wait until tomorrow though, i am inebriated
>>693061621
i wonder where philadelphia ranks among red cities
>>693061695
there was flooding, it was scary. especially after what happened in virgina
ia~
>>693061695
Same here, minus the alcohol and the bright lights
>>693061778
I probably won't be done until then anyways
>>693061695
sounds pretty chill though~
>>693061632
So tell me, what do you do for fun now that you aren't reading?
>>693061844
applying for anything in specific?
>>693061778
it doesn't. This place is bluer than the lovechild of sky and ocean.
>>693061938
No I just want to weigh my options
>>693061964
that's cities for you
>>693062029
i do not recall where you currently work.
>>693061924
Recently I've been helping mom move stuff since we're moving, the rest of the time I've either spent at the computer or dreamt away. We'll see about getting a job as soon as we've moved
>>693061778
Do you need to be held again?
>>693061824
Good job
>>693061887
It was boring, I rather be dead.
>>693062278
industrial metals smelting and rolling
>>693062278
I believe population density creates interdependence and saps peoples' taste for freedom. Or it could just be all the colored people.
>>693062399
I'm trying
>>693062399
oh. im sorry dude :/
>>693062329
What kind of work are you looking for?
"I was sitting and waiting for inspiration about innocence. And into my mind came a grid, with lines going this way and lines going that way. And they were innocent. They looked like innocence."-Agnes Martin
>>693062399
a l w a y s
>>693062434
oh right, z has a cousin that does similar stuff, so i think i attributed my memory of it to him.
>>693062455
it must be so comforting to have such convictions
>>693061938
how are you doing?
>>693062667
It's that kinda work where you put little plastic parts into other little plastic parts, or sometimes you deliver fruit or boxes of little plastic parts, move heavy objects like fridges and that stuff. In short a job for retards. I ain't complaining though cause the colleagues are loads of fun!
dog pile-oh shit rain and hail and wind
fuck my shitty electricity and going to go out AGAIN
fuck me
see you guys later i guess
>>693063089
i've been well since i found a dealer. my house is cleaner, my shits in order, i have a job. it makes me kind of want to do things, instead of wanting to do less than nothing.
>>693063081
I yearn for something more interesting, If I don't find anything new I am saving up money to quit and do some freelance/solo stuff for a while.
>>693063081
When you realize that everyone essentially believes whatever they prefer anyway it becomes very easy to think in comforting terms yes.
>>693063295
Sounds rather nice
>>693063106
To make my money I wait tables. I used to do warehouse work though. It was always great, night shifts allowed me to meet some of the most bizarre and interesting people I've ever known. A bunch of weirdo flunkies leading mundane yet extraordinary lives.
>>693062562
Oh well.
>>693063081
( h o l d s )
>>693063206
I wish we invested in solar panels
it's TEXAS we get sun all year 'round
cept for now which we could use the fully charged battery power
>>693063568
What part of Texas?
>>693063445
The bizarre people you meet is among the best things with working imo
>>693063664
DFW
i mean i'm not in the desert country area, but it's almost always sunny here
>>693063328
what sort of freelance work can a rogue programmer find?
>>693063329
i'd think that first realization would lead to more than solipsism
>>693063398
it is pleasant. i'm coming to like the environment i live in. how have you been?
>>693063558
a a a a a a a
>>693063558
*hug
>>693063933
I honestly don't know and that scares me
>>693063933
Been good. This isn't leauge by the way. It's luc. I'm visiting for the week. We've been having a lot of fun. I found some games and systems.
>>693063933
You can think something is true without it defining how you operate. Solipsism is unfalsifiable, but that doesn't mean I FEEL it. Really though all that realization has done for me is taken away any guilt I once had about having strong convictions.
>>693064105
I keep telling you your dissatisfaction with your work is not really justification for giving it up to risk. You are not going to be fulfilled by uncertainty or find meaning in scraping by.
>>693063854
I've got family up in the DFW. I live in Austin, have you ever been to the DMA?
>>693063806
Yes, I've met some interesting people in my capacity as a server though.
>>693064105
wonder if craigslist would be a good place to start
>>693064187
oh sup duuude, hows the visit? what sorts of retro stuff does league have?
>>693064216
philosophical freedom... so exquisite...
>>693064383
I think it'll give me a kick in the butt to actually do something
>>693064702
i'd rather not be murdered thanks
>>693064401
My brother has the same kinda work I'm gonna have and you should see the people he works with. You have no. freaking. idea. He keeps telling me one crazy story after another
>>693064702
Solving philosophy helped too.
>>693064765
It will give you a kick in the butt to again find work that will keep you fed and housed, yes, but you're not going to do anything more interesting just by putting yourself at risk. Your mental anguish is not a product of the banality of circumstance. You've been grappling with this issue for as long as I've known you.
>>693064702
Haha, Just an N64 and game cube. There's a flea market that I met a guy that has a whole bunch of NES units. I'm going to be calling him tomorrow. Might pick up 10.
So far I found a Broken Sega CD model 1, some games, and an N64 with 4 controllers and a Sega 2 with some random cords.
>>693064814
I've got plenty of crazy stories involving heavy drug use and running around with complete freakos and weirdies.
>>693063933
( f e e d s CHEESEITs)
>>693064102
I dont feel anything.
I dont think Katia was happy I named my kitty after her
>>693065056
Well if drugs are involved you may just have had it worse than my brother's had. His colleagues may be crazy but they're friendly
>>693064956
What do you suggest I do then?
I wanted a rim job but instead, I got fireworks.
>>693065241
MEOW.
>>693065339
You need hobbies, a social life, and maybe a shrink.
>>693065407
Not a lot left to the imagination here right?
>>693065407
poor bb
>>693065444
wemmmmmmm
>>693065241
Oh well, dude.
>>693065488
I have hobbies
I have no idea how to make friends
I don't trust psychologists, or anyone really
>>693065567
Of course not. It's fur.
>>693065598
Woe is me.
>>693065332
We were all friendly enough, we just liked consuming large doses of hallucinogenic drugs. I got to the point where I didn't want t be around anybody while I was on drugs though, so after a while I ended up staying at home almost all the time.
>>693065913
Make one of your hobbies social so you can find friends.
>>693064765
smooches ya
>>693064995
did you get a look at what games the flea market guy has?
>>693065146
consumes
>>693066002
>>693065175
st bernard, huh
>>693065598
There's giant bugs outside, kitty.
>>693066178
Yes and no.
There's so much
>>693066096
I don't understand how to
Well isn't this thread just the moody blues.
>>693065953
Well I assumed you got a rocket up the arse or something but I dunno
>>693066002
Sounds like fun. Not planning on trying that myself though
>>693066178
Good boy
>>693066228
Malamutes in my experience are either really too intelligent for their own good or crazy
St bernards are just fluffy and big and sweet
but then there's the drool.
>>693066536
>>693066557
Some people are gross and it cant be helped.
>>693065847
can i have cheezits too? I can give you pie
>>693065953
i cri 4 u
>>693066271
like the giant wasps in that movie?
>>693066184
Okay?
>>693066559
It was fun at first. I'm all sober now though.
>>693066293
i'd like to hear about it tomorrow
>>693066536
tuesday afternoon, etc
>>693066571
wags tail
>>693066595
i would want a fierce looking dog
there is the drool...
>>693066535
I like melee, so I go to melee tournaments and hang out with melee players. I also like guns so sometimes I go shooting with people. Apply those principles to your hobby.
>>693066559
I'm a top, boy.
>>693066744
Psst, take two, I want a cheeseit too
>>693066787
there is LOTS of drool and it will be constant
any mastif line breed is going to be that way. fierce? go gangster and get a pit
>>693066744
Big green beetle things. I'd never seen them before.
>>693067020
no, like a wolf-looking dog. i don't want a fucking pit.
>>693066787
Well the guy has a lot but nothing of really high quality.
Nothing I can pick up at least from his shop for cheap.
We're going to go back this weekend though
get a husker
>>693067075
June bugs?
>>693067091
h-how's your plans with league goin
>>693066902
The crux of the issue is even if I go somewhere like that I'll just sit in the corner and shut down since I don't know anyone. Anxiety levels off the charts.
