Keep this thread alive.
Some serious shit is about to go down.
I got something you guys are gonna love to see. Just give me some time to prepare it.
You do /b/?
>>693041667
>inb4 "turn on CNN in 10 minutes"
bump cuz bored
>>693041667
how long will it take OP?
Should i watch cnn?
My butthole hurts
Tik tok you fag. Hurry up
Fuck those creepy ass puppet people from that show.
>>693042311
About 20-30 mins. The more I have to reply to clear shit up, the longer it takes.
I will be dropping some hints to boost the hype from time to time
Okay...op best deliver
>>693042656
And also to bump the fucking Thread.
>>693042656
Get ready to make multiple threads, OP. Shit doesn't last long on here.
>>693041667
I believe in OP
ITS BAIT
Fuck it bump
>>693041667
I am all a tingle
It's anime. Calling it now.
ok lets wait
It going to be something really anticlimactic and gay I'm going to call it
>>693043263
So how was your day anon?
>Guys, give me a half hour, and I'll deliver.
>I needed to make this thread a half hour early to boost hype, as if making the thread simultaneous to the completion of my preparations wasn't an option.
>I promise, I'm not a cock-mongling faggot.
>I'm not a normal, non-delivering OP, Trust me (as if other OPs before me haven't said the same thing before).
>/B/e my personal army.
Bumping with first hint.
Next bump will have a story in it.
bump
aight op waiting.
Haha fooled you faggots
>>693043445
thats a guy
>>693043460
You're going ot siege the whitehouse.
better be good for 30 fucking minutes
This sort of thing is why /b/ needs to have an id system again
>>693043505
Can't fool me cause I don't care and didn't expect anything anyway. Nothing in my life turns out well, so it's all good
>>693043619
I second that
Half your time is gone OP
>>693043424
Anything special, just saw fuckedup pictures in 4chan, you know the usual..... what about yours?
Op give us clue of what we here are waiting for
I DON'T GOT ALL NIGHT OP
>>693043741
Pretty good! I was OP ramsay in a get thread about 10 minutes ago...many keks were had
>>693043505
Your /b/tardation is not acceptable.
Op here, in a cock-gobbling faggot that won't deliver
>tfw don't own a TV set
What channel is CNN on?
I'm interested
This is one hell of a b8
>>693044122
Um just go to the website and watch it live there
So what is everyone doing to pass the time for op's surprise
Waiting
Unrelated to what I'm doing but thought you might enjoy. Happened recently.
>be me
>19yo college freshman
>meet girl on first day, not bad looking. Has nice pair of fits and some good legs
>a bit of a bitch, but a funny bitch.
>didn't have any friends so take what you can get
>femanon invites me to a party, alot of her friends will be there.
>a bit introverted, but fuckit.jpg
>flashforward a week later
>throw on a pair if kahki's and a gray polo. Gotta stay classy.
>Goto party. Too many fuckng people. Get nervous and look for femanon. Excited to see what she's wearing
>awkwardly stand by the door, can feel sweat gathering under my pits. Wearing cotton so I'm fucked.
>see femanon emerge from a crowd of dudes. She is wearing a not so skimpy dress. Pretty conservative. Much dissapoint.
>chat for some time, introduces me to a few friends and hit it off great.
>flashforward an hour later.
>host tells everyone to gather in the living room.
Cont?
>>693044308
Watching Raw.
>>693043838
Cool!.....THIS IS TAKING TO MUCH
>>693044422
Nice trip dubs.
>>693043898
Sauce
>>693044393
Keep it goin
>>693044393
Go on....
>>693044393
No.
>>693043545
>implying that wasn't already common knowledge that image poster knew.
OP enjoys the sexual company of men. HURRY THE FUCK UP
Somebody tweet at CNN
>>693043071
>>693044393
I guess you might as well
ALMOST OUT OF TIME OP, HURRY
Come on op
never even gave us a clue
>>693044866
Check em, coulda had a GET
Its been 29 minutes op
>>693044900
That is fucking terrifying
bamp
OP here.
I suck eggs.
>>693044393
Tell the rest of your story we all are bored
hurry the fuck up op.
Abandon thread. Op is and will forever be a fag.
>>693044395
You on that Ambrose Asylum time?
>>693045084
And its going to be on op's house if he doesn't deliver
someone make this a spiderman thread
At least put a clue OP!
YOU ARE BORING!! QUIT BORING EVERYBODY!!!
>>693042578
Lazy town
Guys, just wait. These replies are making this process painstaking. Approximately 4 more minutes. Here's a hint:
Berlin.
Fuck it why not?
Bump
>>693045055
Fucking Wild
>>693045243
My lord, thank god thats not me
We spiderman now
>>693045204
Indeed. This raw has been absolute shit though apart from rollins and ambrose
BREAKING NEWS BERLIN IS BUILDING A BIGGER BETTER WALL
>>693045326
Berlin Wall 2:Berlin Wall Harder
Rip
rolling for /b/erlin
>>693045204
MAGGLE.
Deliver OP
>>693045415
i said it first nigger
>>693045453
Id watch it
>>693045326
OP... You Fuck. I just finished a long night shift and need something good! Hurry this up.
Bump, why not?
>>693045555
quads get
>>693045553
There's a 4chan app?
GAAAAAYYYYY
While we wait, let's go around sharing our dicksizes. I'll start:
It is not the building of a wall. But the destruction of a metaphorical one. If we pass November without this working, there will be a literal one. Enough clues.
relevant
>>693045740
Yes
>>693045740
It got taken down. There might be an apk somewhere
WTF! Shots in Berlin
bump
>>693045818
Alright, now its gay.
Abandon thread
Birdseye Fish Finger anyone?
Abandom thread
>>693045879
fuck no
>>693045740
Yeah. Its called clover, you get it from cloverfor4chan.com or something
>>693045916
Yeah I got the APK
If you're a normalfag and can't do that Mimi is a great alternative, but the one I use shown in the pic is clover
>>693045916
Mimi 4Chan reader
>>693045926
can anyone confirm?
>>693044393
>too many fucking people, room is hot.
>everyone ordered to get on the floor
>host whips out a bottle
>fucking spin the bottle
>if bottle lands on you, gotta take a dare from last person dared.
>flashforward a few mins
>bottle lands on me
>get dared to suck Chad's dick
>Chad is a 6'3" black dude from the college Track team.
>fuck that shit
>femanon says I'm a pussy if I don't deliver
>everyone of those drunk bastards yell it out too.
>feelin' the been, pressure overcomes me
>Chad is blazed, nigga must have been on sum good shit
>fuck it
>look him in the eye in disgust
>unzipping.gif
>his 6"-ish cock slowly rolls out, just greatful it isn't too big
>get in my knees. Remember what Dad told me
>If you don't like it, half-ass my boy
>put the penor in mouth slowly
>refuse to have it in mouth, so just the tip
>keep it there for just about 17 seconds
>flicked tongue subconciously
>spit that shit out
>feeling like a dirty whore
>mfw when expecting to get puss but end up sucking off a black dude.
>>693045879
But he was a Serb not an Italian....
damn, deliver OP
>>693044393
>fits
No OCD fags have pointed this out? /b/ is truly hell now, it will never end
OP here.
I scheduled firework shows in most of the united states of America. Happy 4th fags
>>693046064
already posted fag
>>693046123
Damn, thanks for explaining to me why I shouldn't vote for him.
>>693046030
Im using Clover as well
ok, NOW we can abandon thread
Alright guys was busy with story.
Here's another hint. Now let me get back to worm.
No more clues. Tine to reveal this. Trump's eventual tyranny must be out to a stop before it can begin. I propose assassination. I need to infiltrate his next public speaking in Philadelphia.
>>693045879
But that never works.
Soooooo this doesn't look like bait at all
>>693046249
Good job handling the feds
>>693046249
Shut up you cuck
>>693046075
Nothing here
>>693046089
>>693043071
Autistic half Inuit checking in.
>>693044517
>>693046089
wtf ... and whats the main event???
>>693046089
nice follow through man. appreciate the effort, not the faggotry but whatever. kek.
OP here. Im prepared to finally come out of the closet and accept big black dong into my ass
>>693046123
kill yourself
>>693041667
Come on op, my phone is almost dead
Ops name is doug and lives in sacramento ca hahah
the anticipation is actually killing me
>>693046089
This shit!!
>>693046249
>expecting something good
>op is just an edgy faggot
Well, I'm out of here.
brb pewdiepie i gotta do my chores
ylyl while we wait
>>693046839
my exact thoughts
Hey guys, OP here. The big announcement was that I just wanted to make sure you all friended me on Facebook pic related.
OP here
It was all a elaborate troll and now you guys wasted your time
Ha ha
OP is a faggot
>>693046249
Hahaha. Fag
i found op
Porn thread
>>693046249
edgelord kys
>>693047121
Kek
>>693046940
>>693046981
not OP
>>693047243
No shit fuckstick
>>693046089
This shit is faker than my tits and I'm a guy. Some other OP posted this story but in a different way becuase obviously he typed it. In the end he had to suck the guys dick like a few days after on 4th of July.
>>693042896
via.9gag.com
>>693046249
I see you are trying to prevent democracy like a true tyrant will by removing choices
>>693046839
no, check THESE out
>>693041667Bitch i swear to god if you don't reveal
>>693047254
>names blurred
>on fucking youtube comments
Who is the faggot responsible?
If you guys wish to leave. So be it. At the speaking, I will have my mates cut the power to the place, and as the generators start up the main guards will be handled. Trump will probably flip the fuck out. Whilst the huge commotion occurs, I will be in the third floor, second window of the building directly across the street. The perimeter guards have already been taken care of. Trump will be an easy target.
OP is fag
Not trust op
Please deliver OP
>>693047528
Autism
>>693047528
found it in a cringe bread so idk
OP here
Watch the news in five minutes
>>693047560
riiiiiiiight
>>693047885
WHAT NEWS
>>693047712
kekekekek
>>693047646
This...
>>693047560
>underestimating armed guards
This isn't a fucking action movie you retarded faggot. And knowing Trump supporters there will be other people with guns. You'll fucking die.
>>693047337
master shake winrar
>>693047885
which news?
OP here, i was just proving to a friend how easy it is to get a thread going. I've literally given no topic and just said Berlin and had you fools lurking on.
Good night /b/
Wtf there's some guy building a wall through Berlin and at the top of it he's checking a laptop while chuckling like a retard
>>693047885
Ahh, the sweet glory of seeing pic related and knowing OP wasn't a fag
His "mates" are cutting the power? Well here goes another miserable British assasination attempt on Trump.
>>693048017
Fuck off you dick sucking faggot
wait. a battering ram, berlin, and a jail cell. OP, who are you trying to break out of jail?
OH FUCK I'm HYPE AF
>>693047099
kek
keep it alive m'fuckers
Let's bet on whether OP and his mates get gunned down or not.
Like hitler all over again
Might as well bump...
So what happened?
As i said, the perimeter guards have been taken care of. By that I mean kidnapped. This isn't a solo operation. I'm not that dumb, I'm simply the shooter. Ive stopped caring about prison, as my morals and ideals don't agree with the fact that Trump will be president so much to the point where it doesnt matter what I do, cause I do it for the better of all of you. I don't care what happens. Hell, I'd prefer to be gunned down right then and there.
get thread
so uh, anything actually happen?
nothing happened
tired of waiting :(
OP is a Fag
I only have 4 mins of cnn free left come on
What if trump is reading this shit right now...
>>693048677
>implying the chinese aren't lying in wait for your sorry ass
>>693048677
Big words for a dude behind a computer. I suppose you have proof? Otherwise youre wasting me and my associates' FUCKING TIME. I couldnt give a fuck about your cause because you cant prove it. Youll be remembered as the faggot OP. Not the man who took down a tyrant. I think I'm done here. Thanks for nothing faggot OP.
>>693048677
>perimeter guards have been taken care of
the fuck is this, spy kids 4? i'm sure if someone was legitimately going to assassinate donald trump, they would totally post it on 4chan
fail bait, kys
>>693048677
Your a retard but check em
>>693045371
MORE
>>693048677
Are you in any way affiliated with isis?
>>693048677
Jesus H. Christmas boy you think that 6th grade level writing style is fooling anyone?
>>693042699
Checked, also that's terrifying
>>693046249
Well what are you freacking waiting for pussy?
KGB here. While spying on Trump, we caught a group of faggots with air-soft rifles trying to karate chop the guards.
if op does not deliver everyone that he has ever loved in his sad life will die and I will make it happen because i have been a trained gypsy for years
How can you prove your eventual attempt at an assassination? Do you think I have a fucking plan laid out on a whiteboard? I went over this hundreds of times. Studied many of his recent speakings. I got this. Don't worry, Trump will not survive through summer.
>>693049272
Go back to 9gag normie
Why kill trump? all it will do if u are successful will get the republicans more vote for whichever douchebag they choose to replace him with..
>>693049474
or hillary will become president
The person below me is now gay
Hold on guys I know we're in the middle of a massive mission but let me update my /b/ post and check my Facebook
>>693049394
Hey i just searched ¨Trump pepe¨ in google for the commentary faggot
>>693049474
Fuck your logic. We are fucked either way.
This has officially been turned in to a cringe thread
So trump is giving a speech tonight i assume? Or where is he going to be assassinated by op? If trump isn't in the public this is bait no?
Happy fWHOREth of July my fellow SLUTTY AmeriCUNTS! On this day in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES of our nation got DRIPPY together & signed the Declaration of IndependSEX, breaking away from those COCK BLOCKING Brits ️ & giving us our freedom to FUCK! So grab those sparklers & start LICKIN some BUTTHOLES good ol AMERICAN style! SHOOT ↗️ your LOAD of fireworks off, FLOP ⤵️ those BIG ASS John HanCOCK WEINERS on the grill, & wave the Star SPANKING Banner, praising the red , WHITE ️ & blue! Send ️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES or you won't get Lady Liberty's GREEN TITS in your face tonight! Get 3️⃣ back & you're a Ben FrankCLIT LICKER Get 5️⃣ back & you're a John PennIS SUCKER Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN
>>693049627
I checked times and he has one tommorrow but not today lmao
HE HAS A WEBSITE GUYS
>>693049682
stop that
>>693048677
Sure thing sperglord. I'll bet you're hiding behind 7 proxies too.
this is now a tits bread untill op delivers
