i said no to masturbation and going to not do it for 1 year.
exactly 14 days since last cum. horny as fuck. barely say no to it.
can you post a photo which will beat me and make me lose my own bet?
random pic
Dude jerk off already. Abstention is unhealty, free that semen
>>693040454
Forgot pic
>>693039890
oh this will get you
and if not, then this will get you going!
oh baby yeah pussyfoot
and a tuba up the cooch
and if all else fails you can always do it to this old lady in a candy bra
and possibly giant head porn
you will never make one year lul
and a sack of onions
>>693039890
Retard porn works too
and then if you want to blow the biggest load you can imagine, then use this
>>693041152
and don't forget to bite off someone's dick as an aphrodisiac
I forgot to put it earlier, but ass cereal is better than everything else except for Nick Cage
>>693040454
its great psychological fun and heaven
you don't jerk off
and everything is much more colorful
you are motivated and feel euphoric about every little detail.
you get horny seeing worst kind of pussy and ugly girl
everything is better
and then top it all off with a blast of whip cream
CONTRIBUTING!!
>>693039890
masturbation is healthy. You have a lower risk of prostate and testicular cancer if you ejaculate regularly. Unless you're having a lot of sex (and let's face it, you're not) I'd strongly advise against going without masturbation.
>>693039890
thank you guys
you really care about my bet and my attitude
unteased me. thanks
>>693042161
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME MY GOOD FRIEND
Loli is best
Dont do it bro, im on that boat too, 4 days already. If you can do it, me too!
>>693040592
raka <3
>>693040965
moar?
>>693039890
You're trying not to jerk off yet you're on 4chan?
>>693042974
you got it buddy
>>693043000
yeah this is biggest irony and yet pleasurable struggle
every anon makes me horny
:D
>>693043198
>>693043292
This is awesome
>>693043356
MODS!!! MODS!!!! MODS!!!!
>>693042259
THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE FRENCH HORN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693043442
fuck off
>>693042169
lol
I got you
>>693043666
well that's all I got. Guess it was good to end on satanic trips :P
baffling.
>>693043666
Someone turn on Big Heads Mode?
>>693043508
you know that's not how you get the mods attention.... you have to actually report it
>>693043508
Shut the fuck up they dont care
>>693043948
yessir!
>>693039890
Why steal pleasure from a possible short life span? You don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. You could be run over or mugged. Family member or colleague could snap and murder you. Why deprive yourself f one of the only things that gives humans joy?
wtf
>>693041047
Fuck, looks like nowacking
>>693045031
she is trap
isn't she?
i remember webm of her.
Hope you like em...
>>693039890
You do realize that people get prostate cancer from going long periods of time without ejaculating right? That's why old men that have been married for 50 years get it.
go for it op
>>693043827
the state of that room makes me go instantly flaccid.
>>693046529
one may not masturbate at all and survive
and one can masturbate all day long and still get one.
it's too biased.
>>693041607
Is that what they told you at church, it just makes you miserable and irritable. I spent the majority of my adolescent youth tormenting myself because I thought I'd go to hell for fapping. I never made it past a week and that only happened a few times, you don't have to fap every day but trust me dude, you aren't making it a year, you probably wont hit a month.
>>693045416
pretty sure she has vag
>>693039890
It is good that you have removed yourself from the gene pool.
Well done.
Here's your Darwin Award Madam.
>>693041047
Always wanted the sauce on this gal
Is there any good news in the way of the decriminalization of weed in the US?
general stoner thread
You all are a bunch of fucking amateurs
>>693043975
That is quite satisfying.
>>693046822
Sauce?
>>693045458
More!!
Try it
>>693045458
more?
>>693049969
Jeep going anon
>>693050117
glad someone is appreciating it
