Alright you fucking donkeys heres the order: >3 dubs >2
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Alright you fucking donkeys heres the order:
>3 dubs
>2 trips
>1 quad.
And Hurry up you fucking pieces of shit.
2 mins on the dubs chef.
>>693035909
Fuck you gordon
There you go sir
>>693035909
Chef I can't do this I quit
Gonna be a bit on the trips, good for nothing openers forgot to pull em this morning
>>693035909
I dont think were gonna make it
trips are ready sir
>>693035909
I believe the dubs are ready sir
>>693036063
>>693036025
Then get the fuck out of my kitchen you fucking fat useless fucks.
My dubs are just off the grill sir!
>>693036334
Off by fucking 1 u useless piece of shit
>>693036266
sorry sir i'll try again sir!
>>693035909
I DROPPED THE FUCKING QUAD!!
>>693036266
Everyone come the fuck here right now. YOU. Anon. YOU. Are the only person thats actually fucking delivering! What the fuck is going on! Should i just shut it down?! Fucking donkeys.
>>693036419
I'm trying my best sir!
>>693036488
Well done anon great work. CULINARY FUCKING MASTERPIECE.
>>693036266
>>693036433
I think you should stay on dubs, my friend
>>693036433
So sorry sir, trips sir
>>693035909
Are these done enough?
>>693036488
DID I EVER ASKED FOR 4TH FUCKING DUBS?!
How about a shepherds pie
quads are ready sir
Trips almost ready
delivering trips sir
>>693036334
Close but just too fucking raw on the edges try again.
CMON! Theres no fucking synergy! I need a time when can i expect the trips and quad? You fucking morons give me a time and work as a fucking TEAM.
Why are they calling you sir, chef?
quads incoming
done and done sir
beating it
>>693036777
AND THATS HOW YOU MAKE PERFECT TRIPS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
>>693036777
CHECKED, CHEF!
British duck
>>693035909
Here you go officer chef man sir
Oh shit i'm sorry...
Quads are ready in 5 chef!
>>693036777
Chef, you just made one portion of trips yourself. These guys, I don't know what to tell you. As your long term sous chef, I recommend a more severe bollocking. Want me to step in for the quad?
special ingredient coming up.
Attempting a delicious 111 trip
Im gay but here are trips
How about this?
How is my stew doing?
>>693037125
Oh boy gime some for my dish
>>693037057
FUCKING DO IT IF THESE MORONS CANT DO IT THEMSELVS
I accidentally came in the au jus
>>693036899
>>693036777
>>693036677
>>693036722
>>693036655
>>693036488
>>693036433
>>693036266
>>693036055
Here is what we have so far donkeys. Cmon your doing well but we need fucking quads to finish off the order. COME ON TEAM YOU USELESS BUNCH OF FUCKING WOMEN.
Here you go chef
Chef! One order of sperm juice ready!
fuck you
>>693037289
Quads coming up chef. They've really fucked up everything in this kitchen, the mess.
>>693035909
Yes chef
>>693037398
Dad!?
>>693035909
I have the quads
>>693037444
Nigger!
>>693037057
Yes fucking do something because obviously these bunch of useless fucks arnt going to do anything to help. Get quads sous chef anon so we can finish off the fucking order.
>>693037429
I FUCKING HOPE SO
I can't go back to the mcdolans :'(
>>693037487
checkem for quads chef.
>>693037515
Quads almost ready sir
>>693037444
>>693037444
Good job keep it up YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS
>>693037487
Oh fuck me, there's not a single clean fucking pan here.
I'll wash up after these monkeys then try again. Sorry chef.
>>693037577
John cenerrr
I'm gonna shit out the quads and they'll like them
here are le quads chef
your food sucks
I have this fresh serverd dub-drink. Should we give it as an extra for keeping the client waiting?
Fuckk it I QUIT!
now
>>693037643
Sir! Quads are almost fucking done! I got two penis sundaes ready for serving too!
>>693037444
Yes anon this is what i like to see. EVERYONE get here now THIS anon here is your fucking role model follow his rules and get me the fucking quads! NOW.
>>693037053
They're a little late but here are your quads chef!
>>693035909
Yes chef, quads chef
rolling singles, fuck you
FUCK YOU
>>693037759
Penis
>>693037625
>>693037643
>>693037687
REALLY EVEN 1 OF YOU CANT DO IT PROPERLY?
>>693037776
RIP
>>693037703
ok sry
>>693037776
You fucked it up!
LETS GO
The day I give quads to this shitty thread is the day I die
Quads won't be ready for 10 minutes, sorry chef
>>693037776
damn
>>693037756
CMON GET THE 7777 YOU FUCKING CUNT.
>>693037625
SOMEONE BURNT MY FUCKING QUADS. I burnt them.
>>693037776
Oh my fucking vagima cunt you bastard!
Motherfucking roll
Service
the quads are on grill chef, i'm doing my best
here you go chef
>>693037776
ITS RAAAAW
>>693037703
pls no
i gotchu daddy chef.
I'M TRYING SIR
Here chef
ALMOST READY SIR
>>693037776
REALLY? SERIOUSLY? I WAIT ALL THOS TIME AND YOU GIVE ME THIS PILE OF SHIT? GET OUT NOW. GET THE FUCK OUT. OP RAMSAY HERE OFFICIALLY SHUTTING THIS THREAD DOWN I GIVE UP YOUR ALL FUCKING EMBARESSMENTS YOU FUCKING DONKEYS.
>>693037776
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN
im sorry sir
here
>>693038017
Alright guys! Lets not fuck this batch of quads up!
>>693037342
trips pls
>>693037978
New QUADS, fresh PLATES. Red TEAM can FUCK OFF.
Coming in hot chef
Roll
>>693038069
Sir! We... we got this... give us one more chance!
quads here chef!
>>693037962
IT'S RAW! YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHEF?!
Quads get
HOW LONG DID THE CUSTOMERS WAITED CHEF ?
222
Ummm EXCUSE ME!!? I've been waiting 15 minutes for my order and I'm pissed! Like this is soooo not OK.
Praising Kek for quads
Here it comes
>>693038069
I really tried chef. There's only so much one man can do.
I love you, chef.
>>693038069
I didn't order your fucking tears on a silver platter.
Are the quads ready?
It'll be a while for quads chef but damn will they be good!
heres the quads chef
Niger
GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDNT FUCKING SHUT THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE OF A THREAD DOWN RIGHT NOW. JUST FUCKING ONE.
>>693038069
I'm sorry chef, I just use different techniques
Here are quads
I think the quads are done.
>>693038252
YOU SHIT GET BACK IN THERE AND GET ME SOME FUCKING DUBS! >>693038231
IS STARVING!
>>693038366
Because of these dubs
WHAT DO I DO WITH THE HOTDOGS CHEF
>>693038366
Because theres one last order of quads in the oven! 8888
>>693038231
Fuck off you fucking plastic bimbo.
>>693038366
Please ched give us a chance
>>693038366
Because there has to be a better another way. We can serve them quints to compensate chef!
The quads are cooking sir
We have a new teammate, the guac merchant! Give him a warm welcome!
>>693037776
IT WAS RAWWWWW
>>693038333
3̶ ̶d̶u̶b̶s̶ ̶2̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶p̶s̶ 1 quads Close enough only quads left to go
>>693038366
You're right chef. It's been twenty minutes, I can't... I just, can't.
This night broke me.
Help me. Teach me.
Fill me, chef.
>captcha, img with eggs...
Quads ez chef i need the black jacket nao
>>693038366
Flush that fucking toilet you call a mouth you whiny bitch.
>>693038476
I JUST WANT MY FUCKING QUAD!!!
Quads coming in hot!
>>693038586
Fuck you eat a sosig
>>693038425
Ram them up your fucking arse.
Who wanted raw meat
QUAD LETS GO CHEF SERVICE
>>693038666
Sir! I didnt know it was possible but we have cooked satan!
>>693038434
Here they are!
why are there NO QUADS in my risotto?!
Alright, Ramsey, I don't really like you all that much, and I'm not a good cook, but there will be three more posts after this one, and then, quads.
>>693038402
You're right chef.
QUADS.
Two MINUTES, CHEF.
>>693038666
WILL IT MAKE ME SHIT OUT QUADS?
Give me quads!
>>693035909
Fuck you gordon, I'm eating these dubs.
Godammit
>>693038542
Op here sorry to break character but top kek at this post gave me a good fucking laugh...NOW GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK AND MAKE IT UP TO ME WITH 8888 YOU FUCKINGG CRETIN.
Here chef!
THE QUADS ARE THERE CHEF
HERES THE QUADS
Quads in 1 second chef coming to you
HERE'S YOUR 8888 SIR
>>693038798
I... i have... the quads right here, sir... please spare us..
Penis sandwich
>>693036025
Check this out chef
Quads
QUADS
>>693038689
Gordon needs the quads!
Quads
>>693038898
OVER COOKED
>>693038878
>>693038898
Niggers.
The only way to make Gordan happy now, is to get both 9999, and 0000.
Have some quads chef it will be good i swear
>>693036025
done!
QUADS
Quads aren't good enough tbh
>>693037776
Too soon faggot, god-damn monkeys in the kitchen.
>>693035909
Done you fuck
I fucking love gordan ramsay
CMON GUYS WE HAVE TO OUT DO MCDONALDS OR THAT POLISH GUY WILL BUY US
chef! CHEF!
I've got dessert ready chef
Quads getting close, chef
>>693038876
Fucking worthless dick heads LOOK. LOOK. LOOOOOK. FUCKING RED TEAM IN THE OTHER THREAD GOT QUADS QUIXKER THAN YOU BUNCH OF PRICKS. THATS FUCKING IT. PICK TWO MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM TO GET NOMINATED TO LEAVE HELLS KITCHEN NOW.
>mfw when people try for quads when it's only 9093 atm
wait near 9999 you fucking faggots
>>693038333
Is this acceptable Chef?
Behind you chef! Walking!
fuck this
Drinking on the job
>>693039157
I believe i have the passion and i will keep fighting chef
i even produced perfect trips for you and nothing was sent back
keep me chef
we gotta keep it going
>>693039259
>>693038821
-thanks OP, there are a surprising amount of pictures of this guy.- but finding >>693039042 made the quads get fucking dropped
Sorry chef
One order of quads chef!
MY QUADS FELL OFF
>>693039157
Ah, just wait. If we get both 9999 and 0000 in this one thread, think of how those flavors would compliment each other. If our chefs can pull off double quads like that, the only pair of quads that are one number apart, it would be the perfect quads dish, just be hopeful...
>>693039157
hope these dubs will make you feel better
>>693039333
checked
>>693039314
>>693039157
I nominate myself sir. There's no excuse for my poor performance tonight.
>>693039314
Fuck me. Just FUCK ME.
OMG I've waited like 30 minutes for my quads! I'm out!
>>693039157
This faggot right here: >>693037776
sorry chef we fucked it up
i did 4 tabs of acid this morning
also my wife divroced me because i cant pay culinary school
only 9999 can save us
order up
chef can i get a raise
Right away chef
>>693039361
EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS FUCKER. WE NEED TO MAKE FUCKING CULINARY ART. NEW ORDER.
>0000
>9999
Get them NOW. Give me a time??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1 order of quads coming up chef
Guy Feiri is a better chef than youll ever be, Gordon! I wish Shrek were here he would give us all the banana! Oh shit! Its dat boi! Waddup! Double pronged demon dong is erect and ready to serve up a great batch of singles! Chchchchchchchekc me
>>693039664
1 MINUTE, CHEF!
>>693039664
2 minutes chef!
ALMOST DONE SIR
>>693039651
Listen to me you fucking idiot, you have produced nothing, NOTHING!
NOW FUCK OFF
>>693039712
>>693039728
>>693039733
The bozos can't even agree on simple numbers!
>>693037125
>>693037125
LMFAOOOO
Got it chef
>>693039664
The quads. I FEEL THEM!
>>693039779
sir i live in a shed because yiu pay me minimum wage but also charge for everything i use so i make 3$ a week
QUADS
>>693039482
-Last try chef, then I have to sleep.-
I want to impress you chef. I've always wanted to impress you.
QUADS, SERVICE, CHEF.
CHEF
QUADS COMING IN
Olive oil. Feta cheese. Pepper. Quads: DONE.
>>693039875
Cheif, check my weiner.
QUADS IN A FEW SEC CHEF
GO
Quaads
>>693039927
Actually, here.
M E G A F A G G O T
HERE YOU GO SIR
Better late than never chef, right chef?
>>693039968
Penis get
0
QUADS CHEF
QUADS RIGHT NOW
9999 here chef.
QUADS
>>693039999
WELL DONE
QUAAAADS
>>693039999
YEEEES ALL HAIL THE NEW CHEF
>>693039999
there we go
>>693039999
HERE CHEF
>>693039999
We got it! I did it!
>>693039999
>>693039999
WE DID IT TEAM
>>693039999
>>693040002
OH GODDAMNIT
Props to 9999, but 0002...
...I'm leaving Hell's Kitchen, you've fucked my double quads recipe to Double Hell, so fuck you.
You need quads ill get you them chef!
>>693039909
>>693039999
can i have raise now chef
>>693039999
Chef
we finished service chef do we still get elimination pls no
>>693039999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>693039999
3̶ ̶d̶u̶b̶s̶ ̶2̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶p̶s̶ ̶1̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶d̶s̶
DAMN GOOD MEN
>>693040119
>>693035909
what next, chef?
>>693040150
Fuck off I got those quads..
Sir! Table two wants dubs!
lemme try, mang.
>>693040124
...I'm sorry for my anger. My uncle used to fuck me in the ass with his whisk and steak knife if I couldn't get the cooking right, that's why I really put in effort, especially because my uncle looked a lot like Chef Ramsey...
what now chef
>>693039999
WE FUCKING MADE IT CHEF.
THE TEAM FUCKING CAME THROUGH.
>>693040282
tf
kys
>>693040360
Thanks, Lori
>>693039999
FUCKING FINALLY NOW JUST GET 0000 AND WE ARE FUCKING DONE HERE YOU USELESS BUNCH OF FUCKING FANNYS.
Dubs are ready, chef
>>693040239
i need that raise man
>>693040490
Fuck you, chet
trips incoming
>>693040333
>>693039333
>>693038333
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?
>>693040556
Gordon is a double nigger
>>693040529
come to my shed and fight me old school
I'm sorry chef. Singles won't happen again chef. I want that black jacket.
>>693040667
KYS
Last post here from OP Ramsay...im proud of you anons. You pulled through when you needed too and created true and honest food. Nobody is eliminated tonight but next time bring your A game. Goodnight blue team you bunch of cunts.
888 ooooooooooooohohoo
>>693040784
FUCK U WHERE IS MY RAISE
Yessum
>>693040784
