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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>693027598
yeah they do, only problem is my old ones caused me to gain weight. went all the way up from 160 to 220, then i stopped and took different ones and started working out, now im down to a steady 170 and feel good, now i can actually get tattoos without worrying about my skin stretching them.
>>693027767
if anything, rand paul and donald trump are my husbandus. ainsely lit af tho
>>693027832
its all good now, meds help quite a bit. if i take enough i can be out in 5 minutes, its pretty good.
Did Kyouko died?
>>693025703
Fahrenheit also has decimals...
The point I'm making is that Celsius is good for water temperatures, but not as useful as Fahrenheit, which has a higher variation. The difference between the degrees is smaller. It also happens that 0 is a cold winter day, while 100 is a hot summer day
>>693025897
I did
full homo by the way
oh, and blake claime
![Kirino [421].png](https://i.imgur.com/iKw57JX.png "Kirino [421].png")
>>693028577
Homu didn't ask for this, and I also doubt he's saving these.
>>693027011
>>693028084
looking through and comparing I can see that for the vast majority there is literally no difference, but there are a couple so I guess it's time to replace them.
Thanks for telling me because legit did not know that.
>>693028498
With the following image, thats 206 images left in the dump, I'll be taking a break here, hope you enjoyed it homufag, I'll make sure you're around to save what you like next time as well.
I must leave.
Gg for today and I'm sorry for what happend
>>693027898 (maid)
No
>>693028010 (nyanpasu)
Not much, same old
Yourself?
>>693028558
Good to know that. What kind of tattoo are you getting and where will it be? I got one in my calf
>>693028754
Wouldn't it just be easier to upload it all to a mega?
>>693028010
I keep dropping sandwiches and I nearly overflowed boiling water into a deep fryer
Rory-sama claimed
>>693028914
this
>>693028578
Kyouko is possibly mayb doing stuff for 4th of July or something
>>693028880
Yes
>>693028718
seemed to be pretty contradictory to what I've experienced personally, Not sure what your beef is. it's an image board, and these threads are literally gone through like tissue paper at an airport bathroom. maybe you should calm down and just enjoy the thread. If homufag didn't want them I doubt they'd ask for a translation.
>>693029027
Continue dumping senpai
>>693028914
by this logic, theres no reason to post images at all, just link to your waifu folder.
>>693028919
Sounds like everything is going perfectly according to plan
>>693028880
Just about the same for me. Just waiting for life to start here in another month.
>>693028978
He lives in Italy.
>>693028629
I wonder if anyones tried this shit
>>693029245
I keep fucking thinking the red triangle is her mouth and not her nose
>>693028978
>Kyouko is possibly mayb doing stuff for 4th of July or something
I'm from Italy, kek.
Just been playing for big part of the day so I'd rather let someone else make them than alt tabbing every 2 seconds to check if thread reached image limit.
>>693029326
We're all living in Amerika, Amerika, ist wunderbar.
>>693029181
You really don't get it do you.
>>693029181
Difference in scope really, one thing is posting maybe 30 pictures in a thread at most, another is dumping what 400? pics?
When will sempai notice me?
>>693029326
Oh, Kyouko is Italian? Didn't know that
I get next thread, okay?
Happy Original Brexit day
>>693028978
Why tho?
>>693029245
What's happening next month?
Claimed
>>693029426
Gotcha famalam, don't worry about baking.
>>693029626
OK.
>>693029426
>>693029326
away making pizza then :^)
>>693029655
why not tho?
>>693029438
No, I don't.
>>693029447
yes, because there is a large number of them, and I'm sharing them. rather than post them day after day, I'd rather just share them now.
>>693028599
aw hell yeah
>>693028880
logo of my favorite record label on my right arm, and when i get 1k im getting a sleeve on my left arm.
>>693029734
top tier claim, friendo. love boxxy
>>693029792
Because we both don't wanna
Now, why ship us?
Chaika claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RU49Ujys3c
>>693029915
On the good steaks?
Or the full homo?
>>693029915
Nice!
I wanna get a sleeve on my left arm, but I don't know what kind should I get, so I'll wait a few years for a new tattoo
Imm a NICE guy but did you known i listen METELICA??
>>693030194
both ;^)
>>693030207
yeah its good to think of that shit before since sleeves have a lot of art in it, and it should all be personal.
>>693030077
Best eyebrows
>>693030233
And I listen too shitty acoustic punk music and I'm at least a decent person
>>693030269
Lewd!
But I approve of it
>>693030207
Farcry 3 tattoo sleeve
>>693030233
Do you know the band Ulver?
>>693030486
im the lewdiest one here f a m <3
>>693030486
>fran
>decent person
>>693029926
because you are good together
>>693030233
no
roll
>>693030233
And i listen to trap and Allen Stone
>>693030621
>Shiro
>thinking
Pick one
>>693030207
>>693030513
Jokes aside, the Tatau from Farcry 3 is actually really well designed and looks pretty cool
>>693029245
Not my plan.
>>693028599
Ill say it again, you Americans love your big numbers.
>>693030437
My coworker has images on his sleeves, three so far. A bear, a wizard and a gorilla. Completely forgot the stories but they each have one.
>>693029153
sorry, i'll be taking a break as I said. but I will at a later time. perhaps tomorrow.
>>693030820
I want to get one
>>693030513
>>693030820
It looks pretty cool, but it holds nothing of value to me
>>693030437
Exactly! But I can't think of anything right now, so I'll wait for a while, to experience life a bit and maybe get a really nice tattoo out of it
>>693029406
I mean it was shooped that way
How ya been Akibro
>>693029655
Just school starting again, that's all
>>693029792
Where do you live again?
>>693030923
I actually hate big numbers, but I do like F. its one of the few imperial systems i don't hate.
>>693030923
>gorilla
rip my nigga harambe.
also, what is it with those neko outfits that i love so much???
>>693031036
sounds smart. ive known what ive wanted to get for years now. recently ive considered getting a small blake on my right wrist, but idk
>>693031036
Get Amatsukaze in moonrunes on your arm
>>693030591
~~Oh my~~
I like my guys lewd
>>693030621
I'm not that terrible!
>>693030923
Either way, Fahrenheit isn't as bad as pounds or feet
>>693031241
Exactly, it was me hinting that you're a good person, not decent.
>>693031036
And any other sleeve tattoo would hold value?
>>693031089
That's pretty funny
Pretty good
I am improving every day and I have my thoughts somewhat back in order
Claimed
>>693031241
if you like your guys lewd, youll love me fam-sama. i post mega.nz dumps usually weekly
>>693031355
>newfags trying to imply
*Insert clever way to claim Blair the cat*
I'm just chilling outdide, waiting for 4th of July fireworks, how is everybody?
I'm Christopher Poole AMA
>>693031635
hiding inside my room watching adult swim, listening to music, and talking to you kids
>>693031679
are you kill
>>693031092
Its pretty arbitrary to me.
>>693031183
Kitty keyhole lingerie a best
>>693031241
True. Thats even more arbitrary.
>apparent trigger image warning
>>693031189
Hey
>>693031355
Yay! People like me!
>>693031434
Full homo lewd?
>>693028599
>Farenheit
>Celsius
It's all about Kelvin.
>Mizore claimed.
>>693031763
bro you have no idea, i have such a kink for that outfit. love to go to town on a qt3.14 girl wearing that
>>693031784
nah im not gay but i still got some juicy shit
>>693031089
Ah, good luck then!
>>693031183
That's really nice for ya~
I think you should whatever you want, just gotta be sure to not regret it later
>>693031199
As much as I like my waifu, I don't want any writing tattooed
>>693031409
Maybe I'll find something that has sentimental value to tattoo, or maybe I'll choose something because it looks cool
But I'd rather wait a few years to decide on it
>>693031763
Well, using water isn't much less arbitrary
Meters are one 40 millionth of the Earth's circumference
>>693031840
Also good.
How are you?
>>693031898
Yay!
>>693032038
i mean i have a deep love her blake obviously, and i always have a deep love for her voice actress, but who knows if i might ever move on. best to be careful.
>>693032226
>almost quads
>>693032226
I didn't ask how you are though!
>Mind reader?
Who wants to be my daddy?
>>693031362
Go to bed dog
It's late there
>>693031409
I didn't realize they were out of order, but I'm glad to hear that things are improving for you. What have you been up to lately?
>>693032038
Thank you, thank you. I find it hard to think that it wouldn't go well, but I appreciate it.
>>693032434
testing if banned
Claimed best waifu, and as an added bonus you get the sweet embrace of death to fuck you to death.
>>693032319
My life is pain
>>693032400
No, I was saying that Kelvin is ok
Are you good? Possibly a but L E W D
>>693032434
Are you cute?
>>693032467
Nice pic Renge.
>>693031784
Hey there.
>>693032226
Its still 100 metres to a kilometre. 100 cms to a metre. 10 millimetres to a centimetre. Multiples of 10 are your friend.
>>693032467
>wew wew
>>693032580
You wot m9
>>693032807
same man.
same.
>>693032807
In my opinion yes
Saber claim
Loli ninja zombie waifu for the win
>>693032807
I'm good. My lewdness has been up and down in extremes lately.
>>693032865
How are you?
>>693032878
Yeah, metric does have that. That is why I like it for distance and mass
>>693032930
Yay! Pessimism!
>>693033059
Are you really though?
>>693033089
Hello mumei. Just about to start episode 12 of kabaneri
I'm gonna post a video of me lighting some firecrackers on my dick later at 11pm my time
>>693032811
>>693032878
Fucking imageswaps
Will 4chan ever get its shit together
>>693033277
I eagerly await
>>693033277
When?
Help me I can't live like this
>>693033276
im really edgy.
nothin personell, kid
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Here
>>693033277
Plz don't, I'd rather not hear about you getting your wennie fried on waifu.
>>693033276
Idk
But theres a wasp in my house
I only have a spray bottle of bleach
Is bleach effective against wasp
>>693032264
Exactly, it's best to be careful with these kind of things
I wouldn't even tattoo the face or the name of a lover
>>693032467
>wew
Anytime
>>693033276
Enjoying a nice drink, trying to get fucked up. How's your night been?
>>693033277
And what is it now, your time?
Or how many hours till then
>>693033235
Is it up?
>>693033459
*Teleports behind*
*Stabs with katana*
Not as much as me, bitch!
>>693033542
There
>>693033763
Probably. But don't kill it, that's mean
>>693033459
>>693033435
>>693033763
Go try it and find out.
>>693032467
More?
>>693033763
i get invaded by those little black fuckers every summer. only way to kill those flying assholes is to smack the shit out of them with a solid object. god fuck those things.
>>693033832
if you tattoo the face or name of a lover, you are clinically retarded and should end your life. blake is different because our love is eternal <3
>>693033907
its a hologram
>>693033951
im not into that pony shit anymore fam
>>693034028
>anymore
>>693033907
>Is it up?
Hehehe.
It's about half mast.
>>693032467
>>693033393
Renge!
>>693034064
>>anymore
yeah, back in 2011 and 2012 when that was popular and i was brutally autistic i liked it a lot. now im not that bad of a sperg and like my neko waifu instead
>>693032467
>pic
Nice
You have no idea how messed up my thoughts were, and still are. I'm just now getting a grip again
Mostly ohayou's, thinking, vidya
>>693033907
I'm slapping on my leather jacket and my bubble vest
>>693034028
Using bleach
>>693034186
Autism doesn't just go away you self-diagnosing tumblr-tard.
>>693034028
Exactly! Nobody should do that, ever. Retarded shit
>>693034406
save some for me, bruh
>>693034444
what you said made 0 sense but i cant argue with those quads
>>693034028
My sister in law got one of her daughter and her grandfather. Bull to symbolise her grandfather, a heart in a dreamcatcher for her daughter.
>>693033907
>katana
>stab
I lost
Have some super cringe
https://youtu.be/WRQ6thP8D0w
>>693034186
I gave it an honest try. Couldnt get past ep 2.
>>693028498
I still love my waifu.
>>693034207
You're absolutely right, I don't. I'll happily listen if you ever feel like chatting about any of it, if you don't that's fine too. What kind of vidya? Still just OW?
>>693034444
Looks like that's the objective truth now
>>693034118
I swear it wasn't my fault
>>693033968
Go find a thread with a chibi renge image in it and there's your sauce
>>693033867
Just had some nice steak with my parents, now I'm watching anime
>>693034028
Well shit then.
I'm not really cut out to be a ninja then
>>693034110
Really?
Well, I suppose you might want a bit of help with that
>>693034406
Don't try to kill him and he shouldn't bother you
>>693034598
Will watch
>>693034688
Onward I go.
>>693034694
Jeeze, wish I had my own room and wasn't sitting on a couch surrounded by people.
>>693032878
What do you mean u wot m9? Lamb deserves a good fucking, we all know she wants it, and you only see her near death!
>>693034524
so many memes ive seen of people covering up lovers name with other tats. dumbasses
>>693034598
i dont have family to do that with. everyone is either dead, or live in Norway. im from Brooklyn, but im 100% Scandinavian and am very proud of my heritage so i might grab something like that.
>>693034694
lmao its an old meme response from back in the day. its from some cringy sonic RP i saw on facebook that was posted to a cringe thread here a few years ago
>>693034930
Just message me on telegram when ever
>>693034994
I know
So was mine
Anyway, going to play league
>>693034930
>>693034694
KEKEKEKEKEK
Smugaro claimed.
>>693035104
have fun franirino
>>693034994
Yeah, that's the thing that confirmed my views on that
Anyways, you said you work out. Is it just for the sake of working out or it's for a sport?
>>693035104
Have fun~
Still haven't seen best waifu yet, I'll take this opportunity to let you all fight it out to see who wins, but I claim both
>>693035470
rei > asuka
>>693034994
The saddest thing is the difference between my sister in law and my other brothers girlfriend. The girlfriend thinks that our arguing is 100% disrespectful and thinks that us staying close despite the arguing is unnatural, while the sister in law was told by the grandmother that raised her that our family was what the grandmother wanted for the sister in law. We call each other shitheads all the time and give as good as we get, but laugh it off and forget about it because we're family.
>>693035470
They look more into each other than any man famalam. You done goofed.
Onodera Kosaki claimed.
>>693035458
i do it because i want to keep my weight down. i dont wanna be a fat fuck anymore. i also had an ulcer in my stomach from last november all the way to this february, and was actually one of the reasons i started posting in these threads, was so i had something to do while bed-riddin for 4 months. also write my absurdly long fanfic. those were dark times.
>>693035634
i do that with my best friend and everyone thinks we hate each other, but we always chill about it
>>693035634
They're twin sisters mang, calm down, besides they're twin sister demon so they both have 1 horn when they should have 2, so they're kinda the same person if you think about it so fuck you mang
>>693034688
Maybe some other time, I'm not out of it yet. You can ask Homura or anyone, they'll tell you
Oh just some things from my past I had buried
Overwatch, darkest dungeon, legoflegenz
>>693035790
So they are into each other. You done goofed there fam.
>>693035781
I feel you on the ulcers. I got Crohns myself. Look it up, it sucks complete ass.
Robowaifu claimed
>>693035790
So, incest. Got it.
>>693035781
I see.. I asked because I used to work out for boxing, but I stopped this winter, unfortunately.
That's partly how I started posting in these threads, I got nothing else to do.
Man, that sounds terribly painful, are you alright now?
>>693036204
kek
>Mizore is a cute
Can't believe you people haven't claimed Breastia yet
>>693036845
You're waifu a shit
HOLY SHIT! I WON A MATCH AS BONGO! AND I ACTUALLY DID GOOD!
>Makoto
>>693036094
yeah fuck crohns. ulcer made me only eat like 3 times a week for 4 months, so i lost so much weight.
>>693036302
im good now. it sometimes comes back, like i cant drink energy drinks or eat pizza because both of them cause either vomiting or immense pain
>>693036845
Sorry we haven't claimed a waifu you find is the best waifu?
If you like her so much just claim her yourself dude.
>>693037141
>Thumbs up brah
Nah, the Kongo was a pretty bad ship tbh. Should have gotten an Iowa or Bismarck/Tirpitz. Graf Spee would be a good choice too.
>>693037172
8 years diagnosed. Feels bad man.
>>693037172
Is it gonna stay your whole life?
>>693037439
honest to god i would have actually killed myself if i had my ulcer for that long. it ruined my life for that time period. it doesnt help i have a clinical phobia of vomit, so i was constantly on edge which didnt help either. so many sleepless nights tossing and turning in pain. i seriously couldnt live with something like that for so long.
>>693037141
Not looking at stats I can't read.
>looking AR qt3.14
>>693036845
>
>>693037439
I wanted my shipfus!
>>693037576
because i didnt get proper medical care because money, probably. though again, it doesnt hurt 100% of the time anymore
>>693037211
I didn't say she was great, I was just surprised some other faggot hadn't gotten to her yet
>>693037651
Fuck, sorry for ya.
Well at least there's that, but still..
Night.
>>693038075
night senpai
>>693038075
G'night.
>>693028498
Fagts
>>693037584
Ive been on a cocktail of medications for the past 7 years. All of them make sure I cant have kids or donate blood.
>one is one half of the main abortion-inducing drugs
>one in the past fucked with my blood hardcore
>two Im on now are strong immunosuppressants, getting any infection can be lethal
>>693037653
Post more pics then and properly claim her.
>>693037631
Dont fall into the trap! Yamato was sunk before it fired a shot of its main guns onto a hostile target by aircraft!
>largest cannons ever put on a battleship
>18 inches of pain
>>693038075
Sweet dreams!
>>693038075
Goodnight!
>>693037905
thank you, i feel better in general though now anon
>>693038253
fuck that sucks man. not having kids is pretty bad but in the end, you can fuck anyone without a condom :^)
>>693038457
They still get pregnant. Theres just no folate and the baby is heavily deformed and cant live.
>>693038075
Night Homu
>>693038457
Alright then
>>693038457
>heavily deformed and cant live
Whoa, always wear a condom
>>693038253
>I actually was going for Hotel Yamato
I might go into the America tree if I like Aircraft Carriers, so that way I can get the Midway. Then I can get mobile internet strong enough to play, and play Midway... on the Midway, since it's in the bay downtown!
>>693037614
Hey there Cutie!
>Show nephew a few racing webms
>"It's not even game, it's not cool"
>He thinks racing games are cooler than actual racing
There is LITERALLY no hope for this kid at all.
>>693038632
jesus thats fucked up man. a lot worse than my ulcer situation. all mine will do in the long run is not allow me to eat certain things and get pains sometimes. really fucking sorry to hear about that my nigga
>>693038632
Shit dude that's a whole new level of depressing.
>>693038632
Kek
>>693038632
I have hepatitis C
Real Talk it sucks.
Theres a cure its over 90 thousand for a 3 month supply of pills
Just figured i'd share that. I don't tell a lot of people. My family doctor know. The girl who gave it to me has since tested negative for hepatitis.......thanks bitch.
![Syndra [262].png](https://i.imgur.com/61W6Oic.jpg "Syndra [262].png")
>>693039659
Kekklos
>>693039659
>he didn't verify she was clean
I have AIDs
>>693039659
>implying you ever fucked a girl :^)
>>693038891
All the meta! All the fourth wall!
>lowkey the graf spee was ton for ton the best performing ship in the second war
>>693038967
>>693039059
Welcome to the world of hidden diseases.
>>693039659
Yeah, Hep C is a whole lot of nope. I feel for you, in that the cure is so damn expensive and its a constant battle.
>>693039965
Normal Std and Blood Tests don't test for it. you have to specifically ask for it. Nice shit posting tho.
>>693040345
>>693040206
>>693039965
>>693039874
Same fagget.
>>693040353
i feel you man
>>693040561
No i actually have AIDs
>>693040684
well if your telling the truth. Wtf is that like?
>>693040561
You are to blame for ALL OF IT
EVEN THIS OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION OF SAMEFAGGOTERY
>>693040851
It sucks
I'm slowly dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno
>>693041179
Dick
>>693040353
Exactly! Really though, I should go down there sometime.
>Was it?
