hey /b/ how big do you think this will grow? it's been sitting in my microwave for about a week
>>692984567
THE FUCK IS THAT?
>>692984567
He's your pet now
Does it have a name?
If he doesnt, I suggest spaghetty
>>692984567
OP why
As long as it has something to consume it should keep growing. Just add more food to the plate as time goes on.
Sort your fucking life out.
>>692984806
lol
>>692984567
>microwave
>metal tool
oh no, you didn't!
>>692984567
Come back in a year if you're a real man. July 4th, 2017.
>>692984830
Don't encourage him, please
what would happen if you ate that?
>>692984567
Nuke it.
>>692984567
nice
>4567
's you got there
dubs and you call it peter the spaghetti plate eater
Add a sponge in there for moisture and add organic material to it as well. Will grow very large
>>692984956
you'd die from poison
I actually had a frozen pizza sitting in my microwave for ~2 weeks. When I first looked at it I wasn't even sure what it was...
I suggest you keep it there for a little longer, just use your oven for 1 or 2 weeks and watch your chia pet grow.
>>692984567
Who else wants faggot to eat it?
I really think the pet's idea is good
Make this new creature feel like he's family
Speak to him and nurture it with the food he needs
You could both be true friends and it could be a really good story like one of those in the movies
The kids and the strange creature, it's a solid and tested concept
>>692984567
why the hell did you leave metal on the plate when microwaving?
>>692984567
take a bite if dubs.
>>692985176 <--- this
>>692984567
Prepare uranus op, thats how shit like this happens.
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QadhPRU0Dn8
Fukigen na Mononokean?
>>692985346
I haven't microwaved it, it was left overs that I put it in there and completely forgot about. I rarely use my microwave
if dubs you eat
>>692986229
can we name it please
OP you are well on your way to an Ol' Drippy type situation. Congratulations and keep us updated.
>>692986347
yep go ahead
>>692984567
>why can't I get a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
TIMESTAMP PIC OR GTFO
>>692984567
Microwave it for 30 seconds and post results
>>692985468
Roll
>>692986520
>yes
been single for about 2 weeks. i guess this is the result of not having someone to kitchen for me
>>692986626
Thsi
>>692986626
Do this but take fork out so it does not affect results
>>692986626
ROLL
>>692986626
THIS
>>692986626
ROLLL
>>692986626
THISSS
>>692986877
winrar!
>>692986626
Do it OP
This will be interesting.
>>692986626
do it do it pls
>>692986626
I don't think microwaving it will help it grow
>>692984567
It's beautiful. Does it have a name? I suggest naming it Jonesey.
>>692987188
winrar
his name will be Michael, the moldy spaghetti.
>>692986626
DO IT FAGGOT
>>692987189
It could.
>>692986626
I'm pretty sure this is how most superheros are made...
>>692986877
OP DELIVER
>>692987045
fugg anon
>>692986626
Oh god we're posting in one of those legendary threads that get reposted everywhere aren't we
>Paul Hartman is a faggot
>>692986877
This nigga gonna burn his house down.
MOM's SPAGHETTI
>>692984567
99:99
Do it
>>692987405
No.
>spaghetti monster in microwave
Set it free, OP
Maybe it'll fly away
>>692987405
bored when there are no matches on m8?
Don't fucking microwave it. These pleb cunts don't know the beauty you possess.
Dubs for Jonesy.
>>692986626
OP DELIVER
>>692987045
what ink are you using
am i tripping or this looks fake and gay
>>692987045
Microwave that bitch with some aluminium foil or a spoon. Bring it to life OP.
>>692987533
My dubs will reverse yours
>>692986626
Do it op
Also check my trips
I've seen this shit before. you're hyping us all up and at the very peak you let us down.
You better fucking deliver.
Or it can be Frankenspaghetti, as op brings it to life.
MICROWAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Gonna have trips
>>692986626
DO IT OP
CUT IT IN HALF TO SEE WHAT LIES WITHIN
Trips say you do it
quads
>>692987045
that time stamp is from MAY you DUMBASS
trips
microwave it then shove your dick in it
what will happen when this egg hatches?
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP NIGGER
I'm pretty sure this is going to be an amazing post, take screenshots please
>>692987533
Win.
>>692987620
>implying you've ever gotten dubs in your life
fuck off, dickhead.
>>692987623
You fuck off too, you've never gotten trips and you never will.
His name is Jonesy. Jonesy must live on. There must be daily Jonesy threads and nothing you newfags roll can stop it.
Trips and you have to eat it after finishing microwaving it
>>692986608
keked hjard
>>692984567
What the fuck is that
>>692987843
>implying people don't exist outside of murca
>>692987843
>Baiting this hard
if trips you eat the spaghetti pet no excuses no hospitals
>>692987843
Are you mentally retarded
>>692987797
cut that fucker in half OP
WHAT
HAS
HUMANITY
BECOME
>>692987919
OP IS A FAG
>>692986626
MICROWAVE THAT SHIT YOU NIGGER
>>692987994
Hey! That's my limited Edition Pepe. How did you get hold of this?
>>692986626
Do it
>>692988121
kys
>>692986626
OP,
WHERE ARE YOU?
lick
>>692988095
A lazy irresponsible and moronic species.
>OP microwaves spaghetti
>spaghetti mutates, gaining sentience
>starts to grow inside the microwave
>smashes through the microwave door, still growing
>spaghetti grows to fill the entire room
>spaghetti-like tentacles brutally and bloodily rape OP's asshole
You dumbasses, he didn't even say anything remotely pertaining to "dubs decides what I do with this". Yet here you all are, getting dubs for something you weren't even asked to get dubs for, claiming that OP has to do it. That's not how it works, faggots.
>>692988147
This
This is now a rare Pepe thread
waiting for op to deliver
>>692987045
Kiwifag? Ausfag here
>>692984567
hoping that it evolves into a new bipedal master race that combats islam and the kiked alike
>>692986626
Come on. Do it
>>692987561
Nah, that is definitely fake.
>>692988282
>>692986626
NUKE IT OP
>>692984806
topkek
Op are your there ?
Maybe it will turn into a pokemon when it's done microwaving
Microwave while playing this at full blast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_hOR50u7ek
Wow cool OP. This pic shows cocked minced meat standing on my kitchenbench for 8 weeks.
>>692987045
FAKE AND GAY
>>692988615
>my kitchenbench
your what
>>692984567
u should microwave it in the end
dont throw it away see how it is affected by microwaves
picked a bad place to grow bitch
>>692987533
>>692987216
jonesey. i like it
>>692988318
yep /nz/fag
>>692988615
trips for eat it
FOR
WHAT
PVRPOSE
Add some water
Then microwave for 10 seconds
>>692988615
nice. post more. I left my mince in the pot for a few days but my cat managed to take the lid off and eat it
>>692988783
microwave that shit
>>692988615
Miicrowave it!
this is godless
>>692988615
>cocked...
>>692988783
Jonesy needs to fry
There are no videos on the internet of shit like this in the microwave, I've looked. Please do it.
Microwave it!!!
Do it!!!
How bout sum arse gravy, piss spit eggs milk butter sugar vinegar bottled in early 2012, sitting in my laboratory waiting to get thrown on some cunts car seats or something
>>692988735
Sorry, kitchen countertop
>>692988922
Dubs you gotta nuke it fag!
>>692984956
it would be extremely painful
boi what the fuck are you doing
>Jonesy 2016
Runs on the spaghetti platform
>>692988394
Fuck you thats my pepe
>>692984711
Newfag, go die
>>692988615
I don't know if thread amazes or disgusts me.
>>692989255
>>692989277
>>692989311
THE TRIP DUBS COMMAND OP TO EAT OR MICROWAVE, HIS CHOICE
OP YOU HAVE THE CHOICE:
KEEP IT, THIS THREAD WILL DIE AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY THROW IT OUT - PROVIDES NO ENTERTAINMENT
NUKE IT AND POST PICS - PROVIDES ENTERTAINMENT
CUT IT IN HALF AND POST PICS - PROVIDES ENTERTAINMENT
>>692986626
Nuke it
>>692988615
It's so fluffy you're gonna die
>>692989182
WHAT IS THIS THREAD ANYMORE
If op nukes and cuts in half, this thread will go down in history.
>>692989579
THIS
>>692989701
True
>>692988783
Looks like the hair of that periodic videos guy...
>>692989182
wat fuk
Once again OP doesn't deliver...
>>692986626
Common FungusBro,
Make us proud.
>>692989579
nuke it
Why?
>>692989182
Holy shit.
>>692989869
He will if you 69 him.
N A S T
put it on your groin like pubes and snap a pic
>>692984830
THIS
>>692989579
KEEP IT AND SINCE HE'S YOUR PET SPAGHETTY NOW PUT A CUTE CAP ON HIM AND GIVE IT SOME FOOD - PROVIDES ENTERTAINMENT AND IS BEST OPTION
>>692989914
Is Common FungusBro different from Rare FungusBro
Dissect it
This thread had so much potential
Cum on it
>>692989853
kek
>>692999999
if this - nuke it
>>692990158
Deleted, what was it?
>>692990038
>>692989914
Apologies
>c'mon
>>692989579
Curiousity got the better of me. I couldn't resist
Open dat shit up mane
>>692990234
Hasn't happened yet.
>>692990234
It clearly hasn't come yet
>>692990264
HOLY SHIT OP DELIVERS
>>692990264
OHHH DELIVERED
>>692989182
that's actually fucking great
was thinking about doing something like his to my old neighbor, smearing a mixture of shit, piss and everything nasty on her car door handle
>>692990264
wow!!!!
OP take your pet for a walk
>>692990264
thu feck
>>692990264
HE"S GONNA DO IT.
>>692990264
Nuking time now?
>>692990264
Disappointing kek
NUKE IT BITCH!
>>692990264
You just killed a beautiful creature...
>>692990264
Ebin. Now MICROWAVE TIME!
>>692990264
I like it
>>692990264
NOW PLEASE MICROWAVE
>>692984567
dude buy some musroom spores online
id go for oyster musrooms to ad a little extra just srynge the fucker into mold and grow
only a few bucks
>>692990264
>Tfw you can use it as a wig
>>692990264
NUKE DAT SHIT
>>692990468
Time to cremate it in the microwave.
>>692990264
microwave now!
>>692990468
It will still grow into 2 separate beasts wouldn't it?
>>692990264
nuke it and eat it OP... do it.
>>692990264
Looks pretty good underneath. Scrape it off and give it a taste
>>692984567
Newfag here, someone explain what this is or how it has shown up?
>>692990264
NUKE IT
/b/ DEMANDS NUKE
NUKE ONE HALF AND KEEP THE OTHER TO DO SHIT ON
da fack's wrong w/ this freaking website
>>692990635
i guess so, but it will never be the same
>>692990813
yes genius.
>>692990264
Oh my fucking god this thread!
>>692990784
read the fucking thread next time
its fungus
>>692990382
Get sticky pine sap, mix it with petrol or some other volatile solvent, and throw it on her car. That will dry in seconds to form a layer of glue that will not wash off and attract dirt like nothing else, also paste it on her door handle, this shit is the worst to get on your hands
>>692989182
i wanna be like you when i grow truly insepational
its like a hostess snowball
>>692990497
What the fucking drugs are you having? Are you seriously suggesting to growing shroom spores in mold?
>>692990813
This op
>>692990264
when you spread the ass cheeks of your dead grandma
>>692990853
newfag
normies acting like this thread is insane
>>692990813
good idea
>>692990936
But probably tastes better
posting in this thread
>>692984985
Newfag
>>692990961
top
kek
>>692990264
FIRST OC IN MONTHS. THANK YOU OP
congrats OP
>>692990975
start a better thread then faggot
put me in the screencap
ITT: >Someone lets their food get moldy
>Internet explodes
Also microwave that shit op
I will honestly send you $500 if you eat a good amount of that shit, im a very successful csgo better
just do it
>>692984567
don't waste good food, eat around the fuzz, that part is still good and hasn't been contaminated yet.
>>692991172
No, me.
>>692990264
QUICKLY OP NUKE IT BEFORE 404. QUICKLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>692988615
cute
this thread is known as a golden thread
it only happens once in a blue corn moon, while a grinning bobcat is grinning.
>>692991172
>>692987902
what the fuck is wrong with you you autistic piece of cunt
MICROWAAAAAAAAVE
>>692990945
just some good weed my man
why whould this not work mr fuckin green fingers
Today OP was not a faggot.
>>692984567
definitely black mold
>>692991385
I would tear that to pieces.
>>692991421
kyle is dat u boi
>>692984567
what the fuck is that holy fucking shit
ROLL DUBS AND YOU'LL BE IN THE SCREENCAP
>>692990264
>>692990264
>>692990264
idea:
1. Put fungus on top of paper
2. roll that shit up
3. put one end in mouth and light the other end
4. ???
5. $$$$$ Profit $$$$$
>>692991532
>,
lol
Rest assured, microwaving that thing will one way or another kill you
>>692991214
we are a simple people annon
>>692990264
Eat it faggot. Do it.
>>692991546
OH SHIT OP DELIVERS AGAIN
>>692991546
Oh sweet fuck
>>692991154
/Users/mobinjamshidimeydandar/Downloads/13428651_1318158784865151_8054085773713778902_n.jpg
>>692991546
WHAT
>>692991546
delete this
>>692991546
I T S H A P P E N I N G
>>692990264
the bottom bits still look nice
>>692991546
holy shit.
>>692991546
OHSHITNIGGERWHATAREYOUDOING
>>692984567
It's already big enough to produce poisonous mold spores. You should be feeling under the weather in a week. Respitory and allergy problems in two.
>>692984956
mostly you'll be heading into a hungus infection AND super powers
yeah
super powers it is
>>692991546
yessss
>>692991546
I see what you did there anon
30 seconds of microwave. quite disappointing tbh
>>692991546
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
OP DELIVERED
BOQW CHIKA WAOAH WAOH
>>692991546
OP EAT IT AND ILL SEND $500 IN EITHER CASH OR CSGO SKINS
>>692991731
GOD BLESS YOU FOR TRYING THOUGH
>>692991731
oh god now you have to eat it you madman
its plastic fur
like that used for cushions
>>692991731
Now come Back in a week and repost the results
>>692991667
Lmfao fam
>>692991546
I almost threw up...
>>692991544
Do it OP.
>>692990264
Madman
To day op was not a fag
>>692991731
meh expected more
but still 10/10 op delivered
>>692991546
THE MADMAN
>>692991731
but will it blend?
>>692991731
EAT IT
>>692991731
the microwave cut joneseys hair
>>692991731
THROW IT AWAY AND TAKE A NAP
SOMEONE FUCKIN SCREENCAP THIS SHITE BEFORE IT 404s
PLEASE
>>692991731
Eat it op
>>692991482
yeah like she whould ever want any normal man she is an autisic angel
>>692991731
EAT IT!
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>692991731
Well it's cooked, don't let it go to waste. Time to eat it now OP.
>>692991877
check
Tommy Pickles approves.
>posting in this thread
bury it in your back yard and plant something on top of it and watch your superplant sprout from the earth's womb
>>692991731
smoke it
>>692991731
Put it in for 10 minutes
JIZZ IN IT AND LEAVE IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK AND THEN MAKE ANOTHER THREAD WITH RESULTS
10/10 WILL CLONE
>>692991546
god is dead
#nukethefluff
>>692991731
cut the mold part off the food and put it on the side
WHAT THE FUCK
i gaged a bit
>>692991731
vape it
0565 is here, screen cap me!
Op listen, you have to eat this. Im a medfag and I know for a fact that's this kind of fungus isn't dangerous in the slightest. Do it OP
>>692991731
Oh god the prediction.....
>>692990264
You, wear it as a wig and post pics.
>>692992002
Rip it in a bong.
Now that would be epic.
>>692988615
Definitely don't eat that no matter what anyone says. You WILL become violently ill and require heavy antibiotics and weeks of hospitalization.
>pic related
>>692992029
thissssssssssssss
>>692991731
still appreciate the delivery, op.
TOASTING
SMOKE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT
This arouses me.
>>692991731
Give it to your dog
Leave it kn the crub or somewhere and call the police
>>692991731
see
>>692991544
now do it.
>>692992228
WITNESSED
PRAISE THE OP FOR HE HATH DELIVERITH US TO THE HEAVENS PRAISE OP PRAISE OP PRAISE OP
You did good OP. Let this madman rest for today.
Kinda rare to see some good threads like these.
Cut off the fuzzy part!
Posting in epic thread
>>692992165
thanks anon. i did it for /b/'s amusement
I CAN ALMOST SMELL THE ROTTING FOOD JESUS CHRIST OP
Eat.
>>692990264
oh sweet baby jesus
I CAN't BREATHE
THIS FUCKING THREAD
I hate niggers
>>692988783
Jonesey?
never forgettii this threadii
bump
>>692992466
Dubs demand it
>>692984567
EVERYONE, REPLY TO OP FOR THE SCREENCAP
>>692984567
It's a mygoloist's nightmare. Cobweb mold producing spores.
>>692992496
Underrated post
Feed it to a fluffy.
EVERYONE DUMP SHIT WHILE THE CAMERAS ARE ROLLING
>>692992496
gtfo of /b/ then racist scum. This is a place of decency and we don't want you here.
ITT
>summer fags acting like this is the coolest thing in the world
>>692992196
The 4th of July shall not be known as Independence Day, but as the day that OP delivered and smoked some Jonesey!
>>692989311
He's a big guy
>>692991546
nonono
>>692992466
DO IT FAGGOT
>>692992615
fuck off you fucking nigger fuck peice of shit ass fuck
This must be the work of an enemy stand.
>>692989182
no one even deserves to smell that shit
>>692984567
break off a small peice and put under your foreskin and leave for a day or two
then post pic
the cheesy bacteria on your bellend will blend and grow into something great
>mfw I realise this kind of person exist
>pic related
>>692984567 (OP)
FSM?
>>692992617
Yeah... Rather disappointing
>>692984567
Thanks for the oc dawg
>>692992615
This.
What's /b/ coming to? All this racism and hatred and foul language.
who else remembers skim milk bro?
whatever happened to him?
fine dining
>>692992689
It can only be the amazing power of YERROW TEMPERANSU
Smoke the fungus
>>692992748
Ohh stop it jew
Why screencap nothing interesting happened... Op put in microwave for 1 min or more
>>692992617
SHUT UP NIGGER THIS IS GOOD OC
WOULD YOU RATHER A YLYL THREAD?
>>692992823
this was your thread, no we dont remember your gay thread faggot.
HELL SAM HARDING
404 incoming
>>692992617
>mfw you're trying to act cool by calling people summer fags
>XDDD
>>692984567
can't wait to see it on Reddit in a few days
>>692992823
>>692992817
>being a newfag in 2016
>>692984567
Eat it if trips get
>mfw
>>692991385
Shroom spores and and mold compete of the same grow area, plus oyster musrooms are grown in hay or similar substance, so it wouldn't grow.
Was the person in picture you?
>>692992951
Those faggots always steal our stuff XD
>>692984567
7/4/2016
never forget
EBIN
>>692992997
>not recognizing the most obvious bait ever in 2016
>>692992926
Holy shit this is cool
>>692992885
reading all your faggots' comments is enough to make a ylyl thread as it is.
>>692993121
>being a nigger in 2016
Told op to use the microwave and he did it the absolute mad man hahahaha
>>692993079
>ITT: Summerfags.
>>692992951
It's usually the other way around. I'm actually betting this was on reddit first tbh.
>>692992926
sure
lets relive the great old times over and over again
u gotta let go the past at some point anon
>>692992926
i hope you realize he didnt really inject himself.
>>692993011
so fucking close
https://youtu.be/LduipA_XUJ8
Thanks for delivering OP, it's been a good run
>>692993079
Holy fuck the cringe
