What religion are you, /b/?
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What religion are you, /b/?
None
>inb4 *tips fedora*
>>692978384
The religion of the AI.
Luicfarinism
Pastafarian
Catholic
Anglican Church
Buddhist
>>692978384
Episcopalian
>>692980798
Catholic as well
Latter-Day Calvinist Episcopal Witnesses
agnostic ofc
Zoroastrian
I'm debating on being a Muslim or Christian... No trolling. Dad is Morrocan Muslim but mom is a French Christian. I've heard both sides of the story. Fuck.... Is there anything in the middle as a musristian?
Inb4 edgy faggots reply
>>692978384
lol i dunno
Religious naturalist
My system of religious beliefs is the only correct one
Debate me
>>692981839
Christian.
Mark 12:29-31:
“The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: <snip> Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”
ezpz
Catholic
Mormon
>>692978384
None, I've got a functional brain
>>692981370
pictureforants.jpg
I'm more agnostic now but still hold Roman Catholic beliefs.
>>692982074
There's nothing to debate. You're just an atheist with arbitrary criteria for morality. Just like any other atheist.
>>692982592
Really??
>>692982650
Aside from the autism, anon
>>692983055
if you had access to a universal truth, how would you know?
>>692982592
Fucking hate mormans
>>692978384
I SMOKE GOOD NIKKUH
>>692978997
So you believe it's all a simulation?
>>692978384
Jewish.
>>692980798
that's an orthodox pepe
>>692983308
With science, you dumbass
Protestant
Lutheran.
Zen is my philosophy. Science is my religion.
/b/
>>692982592
Same. Im mormon if anything, mostly an existential nihlist though.
Agnostic
raised catholic, confirmed, been an atheist since I was 17.
Hedonist
>>692978384
I'm a Jedi.
>>692978384
Since I started swimming, I became Poseidonian.
>>692983330
Me too dude
agnostic atheist
>>692984908
>>692983330
same dood
Niggerarian- won't stop living until all niggers are lynched
>>692984742
how the hell do you take Hedonism as a religion, its a philosophical inclination you moron
>>692984957
lel atheist pleb
>>692982592
Friendly reminder that if you don't have at least 3 wives you are un-American.
>>692984957
>Agnostic atheist
If not bait, holy shit how dumb can this board be
>>692985242
>how the hell do you take Hedonism as a religion
Because I can
>implying philosophy of life and religion are different things
>kys
>>692978384
Yezidi
>>692985242
>implying a philosophical inclination can't be a religion...
You disappoint but you do not surprise, my good sir.
>>692978384
Agnostic
>>692985387
why would it be bait
>>692985387
dumb enough for you to be confidently wrong
>>692985519
kek!
Pastafarian
>>692985242
Kekekekek
Self-fuck
>>692980601
Yeah man
Agnostic atheist ofc
>>692985811
Bobaclat, star, you too!
>>692985424
i fed the troll, didnt I?
religion is for retards
>>692986321
/Thread
>>692978384
anarchist cause scyhes and shit
>>692986321
>>692986401
samefag
>>692986321
/b/ is for retards too yet here we find ourselves anon
>>692986321
You, literally.
>>692981839
>Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"
i hope youre white
>>692978384
I choose to ignore the 1000s of pieces of scientific evidence because I think a book written by a few guys who didn't know where the sun went at night is far more accurate than all the obvious logic disproving it. It matters not that not a single miracle has ever occurred or been witnessed, because I am afraid of the afterlife and critical thinking.
I am a Christian/Muslim/Jew etc
>>692986708
>literally
No wonder you believe in God, you don't know sentence structure or word definitions. I hope you enjoy church.
who needs one?
>>692986708
mfw when people say literally when they mean figuratively
pic related, ask me anything
>>692987314
>>692987784
What is this?
stallmanist
>>692988206
Scientology
>>692988206
Its an e-meter. Scientologist.
>>692986708
>>692988206
An e-meter. In layman's terms, we Scientologists use it to measure electrodermal activity, caused by mental charges.
>>692978599
/thread
...also *tips fedora*
>>692987227
Yet if you listen to statisticians they'd tell you that the formation of a solar system is extremely unlikely, let alone billions of them...
>>692988578
>>692988739
Yet you're fucking retarded and probably learnt to science from CNN.
>>692988206
An E-Meter, otherwise known as an Expensometer. It lets the scammer know how much money to demand from you.
>>692989039
and the atheist is the first to turn to insults...
>>692985493
Heval
>>692978384
sorry, i only deal in absolutes
Finnish pagan.
>>692989130
i'm the stallmanist, dipshit. and this is /b/, you're supposed to learn to ignore ad hominems.
>>692989185
Pagan
>>692981839
>I've heard both sides of the story.
Anon, that there are only two sides of the story is a lie.
Most religions pose the question as only having two answers, theirs and the wrong one. They pose the question so that they can control what answers are even possible. They ask loaded questions to guide you to the answer that they want. They stage their questions from within their own worldview.
Look up "begging the question" and "false dichotomy" then go read everything you can about all the different religions and philosophies you can think of.
I'm a Natural Realist, I fully accept what I can prove for myself and take everything else at face value until I can.
>>692989906
>>692987784
How much money did it cost to be in a scam religion
>>692990434
A lot. But then again, a BMW is also pretty expensive, and I also don't give a fuck.
Agnostic Wiccan
>>692978384
I'm normal, I don't have one
>>692988739
Yet if you listened to the statistician beyond the first fucking sentence they would have explained that the moment something happens it ceases to have X probability but instead a probability of 1 because its already fucking happened. Yours is a logical argument
>>692991061
logical fallacy I meant.
>>692980601
*tips fedora*
>>692983416
If you know what I am talking about then it needs no explanation. Epiphany is upon you.
>>692991268
Implying that you're agnostic not an AI believer.
>>692981839
>morrocan muslim and french christian
lmao
Praise the pancake
The napkin religion
Can't believe in nothing, none i guess
JESUS wants your semen.
>>692981839
google "Chrislam" but that's kinda dead / fringe anyway
Muslims consider Jesus a prophet as I'm sure you know so I'd go muzzie if I were you. Best of both worlds.
>>692980990
If you're not Asian you're a faggot.
>>692982592
Fucking gay.
>>692983426
Share the shekels, nigger.
>>692984418
Kind of a fedora snowflake here but it isn't bad.
>>692989297
>>692989713
>>692990778
Oh god damn it, does it get any gayer than this shit?
>>692980601
Touched by His noodly appendage in a cold steel rain.
>>692983838
Who's the dumbass.. Lmao. Another atheist who doesn't even understand science nor existentialism.
Dudeist
>>692991921
And what are you?
Suddenly, Dirt Man and Rib Woman realize that they don't have belly buttons.
>>692980601
Hail, yarrr.
>>692991370
Epiphany may never be upon you.
>>692991526
The one true religion. Thankfully, this was revealed to me recently. Peace be upon you Napkin brother
>>692992112
Atheist master race.
666
>>692978384
Agnostic, but I do see a lot of appeal in Mahayana Buddhism.
I just can't commit to enough of the guidelines to call myself a Buddhist.
>>692992560
You certainly don't act like a master.
>>692983055
Not really, I have a set of beliefs that have religious value, and depending on semantics I happen to be an atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqD9amv6FS8
>>692992560
>>692992729
>implying you'd know one if you saw one
>>692993001
Weak banter.
>>692992729
Dudeism
>>692978384
Evangelical
Christianity is barbaric. Here's Original Sin in a nutshell: You got a letter in the Mai yesterday explaining that your great great great great....grandfather "Dirt Man" committed a crime in some 3rd world garden resort and you, yes YOU are being held accountable. You will start serving your eternal sentence tomorrow. That is just? Merciful? Hardly. There are many examples of infanticide, genocide, rape, animal cruelty and more in the bible. All endorsed or ordered by their loving, just God.
>>692991921
>Oh god damn it, does it get any gayer than this shit?
>Pagan
>Gay
What are you? A fedora-tipping atheist?
The All Meat Religion
Religion? HAHAHAHAHA
>>692993706
>>692992560
You guessed it.
>>692994191
*tips fedora*
>>692993706
Paganism is the ultimate cringy tryhard faggot religion.
>>692991526
fuck niggers
>>692994191
>>692994514
Samefag
The story of Noah's Ark is fukin neato till you pause and realize...God killed every baby, every toddler, every old person, every beautiful woman on the fucking planet except for eight people. Why? Because that character is an egotistical maniac. Imagine, if that story were true, how they had to shovel yak shit, gorilla shit, emu shit, red headed woodpecker semen, camel dung, bat shit, canary feathers, porcupine quills, lion furballs, elephant shit, wiener dog poop. The list is very long indeed.
None
>>692994979
Agnostic asatru
>>692992425
Possibilites
Troll ~ 80%
Moron ~20%
Pornafarian
>>692984957
good one. will save. will help in future arguments with delusional religious ppl
>>692995272
Edgy
>>692978384
Catholic
>>692988912
>about a god that you don't believe exists
>you
KEK
>implying that is only what atheists "believe"
>not knowing that there is more "evidence" showing that existence of deities on top of common sense and logic telling you the same
>using word belief ; saying "i believe" is like saying "i wish" // you believe something is true = no existing evidence / or / you think something is true = existing evidence makes you think something is true
>>692978384
Question for atheists, why are you guys generally so elitist about your beliefs?
People who follow a religion aren't doing you any harm, so why treat them like shit for no reason?
>>692995135
>Skjermdump
How's it going in Norway?
>>692994514
Why?
none
stop believing in some super ghost with magic fingers
there is none and never will
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>692983249
The fucking muslims ?
cool.
>>692995567
Pretty good
>>692995636
Super ghost magic finger brothers 64.
>>692978384
Only true religion. Islam.
>>692995537
>People who follow a religion aren't doing you any harm
I'm not an atheist but I have to disagree with your statement.
>>692985604
Atheism is not a religion, if they adapted it as one it is probably gay as fuck.
>>692995521
Pedo supporter detected. You sick fuck
>>692995537
Most aren't because we realise indoctrination is powerful. However I really fucking hate people who left one religion to join a different one. You realised the religion is bullshit yet failed to realise they are all wrong.
>>692978384
Agnostic.
None, at the moment, but I don't even identify as an atheist. And actually I'm seeking for spiritual enlightenment at the moment. Going to a Buddhist reunion with a friend next friday.
>>692995693
That's a disappointingly short answer. Anyway, thanks for all the excellent metal.
>>692978384
Fucking zionists pieces of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JaTjSKjJe0
>>692978384
Lutheran
>>692995871
Why is that?
>>692995940
People's beliefs can change, what's so bad about changing religions?
For example going from a deist religion to a non-deist.
Why is it that most atheists I see are so fucking pathetic? Honestly. Every one I've met is a fucking loser. They also have a lot of emotional issues usually stemming from their upbringing cause they had shit parents.
>>692995825
>Islam
>Good for anything
Why do you follow a corrupt book from the 600's?
>>692996272
Also assholes.
"Pagan" is not a singular religion
it is a term that describes many different religions, basically any religion that isn't one of the major world religions is considered Pagan.
If you're not Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist, then you're pagan
>>692996059
No problem. I was just listening to some
none
>>692978384
bastardism
>>692995537
No harm? Religion has been and continues to be a huge obstacle to advancements in science and medicine and, some religions like the RCC teach against birth control and condom use. They also encourage genital mutilation and their doctrine of eternal punishment is a form of mental abuse taught to innocent children.
>>692996261
Changing belief from indoctrinated to not indoctrinated is fine, going from not indoctrinated to indoctrinated means you're either A) brain dead or B) Extremely Irrational. Since the brain dead don't tend to speak to me much I assume Irrationality. Irrational people are whats wrong with this world in every single fucking way.
>>692996261
Well for some reason the followers of a certain religion are quite eager to separate the head and body of anyone, who disagrees with them. That includes atheists.
>>692996361
This is pretty much right.
>>692995537
I'm not openly like that in real life, but yes I do look down on people for believing in religion and it's just simply because it's not an intelligent thing to believe in. But I keep it to myself to be polite.
Protestant here
>>692992059
Fellow dudeist here, take 'er easy, dude.
>>692980601
Ra'men, ordained for 3 years. Performed 6 weddings in his name
>>692996272
Religious goggles warp your perception of everything. Especially people that disagree with your barbaric beliefs. Get off your God teat boy.
>>692997031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbLd688gXoI
>>692995537
If religion did no harm I would not care. However, the simple fact that billions of people are pretending that they know how the universe began, and they don't. We will never find the real answers to the big questions if we are pretending we already know. This is actively slowing the progress of mankind. Fuck that. Also terrorism, extremism of all types, wasting billions on churches etc
>>692996656
I can see your point there. The people who do those things are honestly mentally unwell in my opinion.
Let me correct myself, someone embracing a religion that only affects their life is harmless.
Most normal people in society who are religious don't act in that manner. They stick with their own and live their lives by their religion.
>>692996686
I've found that the other way around is a route for alcoholics and imprisoned people to find some motivation to get better.
>>692996706
That would be extremists my friend
>>692996782
Why is it unintelligent? We don't know what happens after death, it could be anything.
im agnostic realist
realized god isnt real all by myself in second grade of elementary
tldr story
>went to a catholic elementary, had religion classes every monday wednesday and friday.
>the more I listened to the teacher talk about it the more it made me realize
>ask teacher bunch of questions : he didn't answer
>get in "trouble"
>end up in psych evaluation
>score 144
>get transferred to a different school under gifted education program
>life starts to get way better
>...
athesit
>>692980798
Also based Catholic
>>692997317
>That would be extremists my friend
Oh, this was a troll. Nevermind.
atheist/agnostic. believe that conscious entity could have planned order of universe but equally that the big bang was completely arbitrary, but reject doctrines of all faiths that exist on this planet because immoral and dumb
>>692997219
I ain't clickin dat boi
>>692997591
Muh nigga
>>692983765
Grew up Christian. Became Agnostic. Progressed to Skepticism. Now I'm basically just an Atheist.
Girlfriend is an ex-Moonie.
She fucks like a tiger.
>>692997599
It is a pretty good thing about how jews are racist.
and are responsible for everything bad in the world.
Christian
>>692997317
I'd take a rational Alcoholic over a non-alcoholic irrational any day.
Also Implying that living a long life isn't just as arbitrary a goal as any.
>>692997319
me too i dont know exactly how young i was but i was pretty young when i realized god is not real
i honestly can not understand or imagine how fucked up your logic, your way of thinking has to be to think that deities exist
>>692997573
Not trolling there pal
I'm Catholic. I don't let my religion define me though. I pretty much see it as rules and guidelines for life that you can follow if you want. I also believe in shit like evolution and the Big Bang. I'm probably going to hell but I'm past the point of caring.
>>692987227
>science disproves god hurr durr
Fuck off back to your mum's basement and repent you heathen
>>692997804
I guess you hate Jews? Racist prick
>>692997921
THIS TBH
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>>692987227
What is, The Miracle of Lanciano?
>>692997319
how did you end up on 4chan
>>692997921
In those cases religion can save their lives. If that's what they need to get better, then by all means they should embrace it.
>>692978384
People still belive in this shit? Show me your god. Prove that he is there and he can talk with me otherwise just kill yourself.
>>692998000
Have you looked into Buddhism?
Nice trips btw
>>692997980
Then that leaves naïve or stupid. Choose one.
I have no religion. Never did and not going to convert.
>>692998000
don't worry, there is no hell. As for guidelines, the bible urges us to kill witches, kill gays, kill unruly children, etc. It is a crime to mix fabrics, shave your beard, eat shellfish, etc. The morals you have come from you, not any ancient book.
>>692998000
You trippin pedo supporter. Lame ass, walk away from that shit. Denounce it today and I will send you a peice of the cross
>>692998198
friend told me about /sci/ like 4-5 years ago
>>692997319
>agnostic realist
my nigga
I believe in myself
>>692998250
Again Implying that getting better is a valid goal. If they want to live a long life then they have a purpose and shouldn't need to use religion to get better. If they need religion to get better then don't get better, drinking is a valid way to spend your life.
It's not like there is an afterlife anyway.
>>692995905
Yep, because 200 out of 200,000 priests are pedophiles thus every priest is a pedophile. I'm glad you have come to such a logical conclusion.
>>692998346
Neither.
Any person who kills in the name of their religion is an extremist.
I've met plenty of very kind Muslims who have no intention of cutting off heads.
>>692993671
The most common arguments I find about Christianity are ones that address the Old Testament only. Original sin no longer matters because of Jesus
>>692981839
Do your parents still believe in Santa too?
>>692998654
And whose religion tells them to lie about such things.
>>692997946
And most that "believe" use it to gain more power and wealth thus knowing the truth and still fooling the others.
>>692978384
3-digit IQ, unafraid of death, therefore atheist.
>>692996656
Show me where the Catholic Church condones genital mutilation. You better not be referring to circumcision.
>>692997319
the fuck is agnostic realist?
didnt even fucking know there is a mix between the two?
is that something like agnostic atheist?
>>692998626
It's a perfectly valid goal.
If a miserable drunk can find happiness through religion and get their life back on track then good for them, that's excellent.
Alcoholism is going to be a lot more harmful both to them and the people around them, more so than religion could ever be.
>>692998669
You simple turd. Why did your sacrificial scapegoat man/God have to die? Because of original sin. Shees
>>692998669
The ten commandments are in the old testament, and people still seem to think that's relevant. Mind telling them it no longer matters?
>>692997814
B A S E D
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>>692980798
Same, and quite happy.
>>692998846
These are people I am friends with, people that I grew up with and knew my entire childhood.
People who execute other people are sick in the head, that's the bottom line. They don't speak for an entire religion.
>>692981839
The quran says to respect and leave the other religions alone the only time you are allowed to kill/hurt anyone is when you have to defend yourself from danger
>>not radical
>>pretty liberal tbh
i own a copy of this thing. has anyone else ever read it?
>>692998903
Your religion has blinded you so badly you can't see how cutting an infants genitals is fucked up. That is exactly why religion is dangerous. IT FUCKS WITH YOUR MIND
>>692998903
That is genital mutilation fuknuts
>>692995470
kiddo
>>692998980
Yeah, point is he did, so its no longer a factor for people living past that
>>692999154
Then it sounds like your friends aren't muslims.
>>692980601
Same here Brother
>>692998000 The Catholic Church teaches that it is okay to believe in any creation. You just have to know caused it. The Big Bang was theorized by a Catholic priest.
>>692998669
Well I'll be damned. I fucking announce that part of the book doesn't matter anymore tomorrow. I have great live audience daily for my show. Mind telling your name so I can credit this to you?
>>692998920
You can bet your ass he is not agnostic wrt the tooth fairy. But when it comes to a far more ridiculous story, god, he suddenly becomes open-minded and agnostic.
>>692998703
kek
>>692999189
Kek okay good one.
>>692998983
Sure thing, bucko. Since Jesus said that the old law was summed up in the teachings of loving thy neighbour as thyself and loving thy God.
i'm a belieber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvRZoB3t6YE
>>692998983
It also says god created everything. So I guess that's no longer true too, right?
>>692998941
If they can find their happiness it's good for them, but far more people have died from Religion directly(terrorism) and indirectly(Anti- Intellectualism) than the ones that religion has ever saved.
By Anti intellectualism I mean refusing to accept vaccines or being nationalist or being an ideologue including in economics etc.
>>692999180
I have. It has a lot of interesting philosophy of human behavior in it, which makes it worth the read. The religious aspect, however, is pretty much, "We don't actually believe in Satan, we just like pissing off Christians for the lulz."
>>692998920
agnostic realist is the best choice
makes the most sense
>>692999328
God was the source of the creation method* fucking mobile
>>692999334
Rumplestiltskin
>>692998983
Sure, it no longer matters. Here, for your viewing pleasure and enlightenment:
https://youtu.be/pkCJ8rb8Grw
>>692999499
it was never true tbh
>>692978384
I'm don't have a religion, because I'm not a braindead fuck stuck in 800AD.
>>692999590
It feels like taking the safe way out to me.
>>692998983
Did the omniscient, eternal creator of the universe change his mind?
>>692978384
Roman Catholic
Agnostic.
Interest in Wiccan and Hellenic beliefs but I'm just agnostic.
>>692998983
Just because people "seem to think" anything doesn't make it real. People seemed to think the earth was flat once, too.
>>692981839
Judaism lol
>>692999711
If it was we would be gone. Anyone who has read that book knows this.
>>692995376
Sauce !!
>>692998629
Keep telling yourself that. You'll sleep better.
