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Hei, /b/, I know this isn't the place to ask, but could you wish me a happy birthday? Only my mom has said that so far.

Not once in 20 years have I had a birthday party :(
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>>692968686
Happy birthday you lonely mess
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Happy bday :^)
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Happy birthday faggot
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon
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Happy birthday my friend! :*
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>>692968686
happy birthday killer
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>>692968686
Although this is probably fake I can't write something mean, definitley browsing too much /lgbt/.
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>>692968686
happy birthday m8
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>>692968958
OP here - not fake, friendo. 4th of July is my birthday.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, anon
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Happy birthday anon, you delightful faggot
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>>692968686
Happy birthday and I hope you find some friends or a significant other before you inevitably kill yourself
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday I was like that at 20 and by 30 I had lots of dollar billz and Pussy so stay positive anon. Go out and buy yourself a physical item that you need to learn like a Yoyo, juggling balls, throwing knives and practice outside.
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Happy birthday man!
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Happy birthday buddy, have a nice year.
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>>692969215
>practice outside
I can't leave the house, the door is too small
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>>692968686
happy birthday man, have some fun and do shit that makes you happy
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Happy birthday, /b/ro :D
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon, here is a cute doggo
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>>692969215
Or an ocarina
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday OP!
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Pathetic piece of shit. You have to go online and beg for attention on your birthday? Is that what a piece of scum you became? You deserve to be alone.
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hey man, happy birthday!
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HB m8
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>>692968686
Happy birthday! Mine's next week. =] I get the feels. I might bake muhself a cake..
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>>692968686

Happy Birthday! Here's some porn.
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Happy birthday OP. Faggot
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Happy birthday dude
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, OP. Here's a cat, you're still a faggot, though.
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>>692969847
Don't you look the fool Dr. Tryhard.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday man
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>>692968686

The world would be better without you.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon, and keep your chin up!
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>>692970544
Actually it would genuinely be better without you and your negative Nancy comments. Now fuck off you edgy cunt.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday bro!!
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>>692968686
happy brithday anon, hope you have a good fun
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Existence is futile. End yourself.
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Robin Williams is still dead. Happy birthday.
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I am going to drink vodka with my squad today, and we're gonna drink one to you, happy birthday,
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>>692968686
Happy burthmas lard ass
A picture of emma stone as a gift
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>>692968686
Could I ?
Yes
Will I?
Yes


Happy Birthday
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday 4chanman
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon!
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>>692970544
edgy much?
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Happy birthday OP. Hopefully your day lightens up (pun kinda intended) and have a blast (fireworks are so easy to make puns of). I'm not in a good place rn but there's gotta be hope. You will be happy, man.
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>>692970544
Why are you such a nigger?
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Happy Birthday man
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>>692968686
That's rather sad

Happy birthday lonely faggot, hope today's present is some friends man.
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happy birthday anon.
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Happy Birthday anon
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>>692968686
Toppest of birthdays to you anon!
I turn 20 tomorrow as well and I know your feel
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>>692968686

Happy Birthday anon
May you yield loads of the pussy this year and the next
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>>692969847
dv
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>>692970919
Fite me cunt im a black belt in karate i've beaten pussies like youevery day for the last 2 years
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Happy Birthmass
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>>692968686
Happy birthday /b/ro
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Happt bday
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Here's your present
Your favorite. Almost legal slut
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, play some vidya or something to celebrate.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon!
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happy /b/-day fag
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>>692969692
>>692969699
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>>692969904

>>692969957
Hei bro, HB to you too when you have it!

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>>692970738
>>692970762
Have a good time, anon!

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>>692970985

>>692970992
Oh shit, birthweek bro! Happy birthday to you too when you have it!

>>692971009
>>692971138


Thanks anons! My BD doesn't seem that bad anymore!
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>>692968686
happy birthday dude
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Happy Birthday, OP. We love ya.
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Happy bday my man!
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>>692968686
Happy fucking birthday, anon.
Here, have my dubs as a present.
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>>692971318
show us your real face !
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Happy birthday, op
I brought cake
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Happy birthday anon
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, you sorry son of a bitch.
Hope it gets better 4 ya.
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Happy Birthday you cunt
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>>692971408
Cum-icing. Top cake. Top kek.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday you beautiful creature
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>>692968686
happy birthday anon,may you get dubs every time you post
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Happy birthday b
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, I'll eat a cake for you
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
t. The Hacker Known As 4chan
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>>692968686
Happy Bday OP, how old are you?
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>>692968686
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ nice combo anon,


My birthday is valentine's day. I have had a few rough birthdays. Got dumped one time on my birthday. Things will get better though I promise. Happy birthday man. Do something you love to do today.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday dude
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>>692972097
20.
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>>692968686
We are both born on freedom day, how can you not have had a birthday as you literally get fireworks for your birthday
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>>692968686

Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday anon
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>>692972369
Well have a good one man, any plans for the day? Cause you could at least take a walk outside or go see a movie. You prob wouldn't feel too taxing if you stayed at home on 4chan the whole day. Go do something
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>>692968686
happy birthday, if you feel that low then you should be beyond caring. That means go out there n do random shit that makes you feel good.

Never try to fit in
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Happy Birthday
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I'm glad that while sometimes /b/ can be racist, sexist, and usually just cancer overall, sometimes it can be nice.
Happy birthday, OP.
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happy birthday OP! Get some drinks and a hooker!
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happy b-day breeh
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Congratulations m8
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday OP

Go to walmart with $50/$100 and ask for change in singles

Then go to the finest strip club in your area (provided they allow people under 21)
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b/ros, let's make OP a happy bday card that we can all draw in.

I'll start with the template. Remember to say if you're on the process of adding so that we can stick to only 1 file
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday, Anon! Wish I could throw you a big party.
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>>692968686
There should be no friendship or support here, this thread is cringy liberal pussy shit

This is a place of hatred and edge

Kill yourself
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>>692968686
Happy birthday OP, try and make the best of it. Make the day about you and enjoy it
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Happy birthday anon! It's mine too
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Happy birthday you awesome fuck. Have some beer and make the best out of it
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>>692968686
Life is meaningless. Have a nice birthday.
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>>692972548
Kek, so just pretend that everyone is celebrating for you? I like it.
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>>692968686
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP
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happy bday!
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happy bday dude,and fuck off to all said bad things,a true happy bday,be positive and dont give a fuck bout average negative people.
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Just kidding, is not actually my birthday, tricked all of you :^)
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>>692968686
Happy birthday you beautiful mother fucker you
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>>692968686
Happy birthday!
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Happy day of birth dude.
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>>692973379
hello, not OP
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You made it another trip around the sun, well done.
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>>692973379
Not OP, just a summerfag
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Happy bday mate
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>>692968686
Happy birthday OP. Have some tits.
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>>692973019
Adding my B-day cheers.
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>>692971330
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>>692972097

>>692972147
Thank you man, and I think I will do something today.

>>692972319

>>692972548
Happy birthday to you too, man. Am not American, so I can't see much.

>>692972603
>>692972634

>>692972690
I actually will go and see a movie, thanks to the motivation of this board. Thanks!
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Happy Birthday dude
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Happy birthday anon-kun.
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>>692973609
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>>692968686
happy bday, OP!
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>>692973771
my turn now
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>>692968686
Happy birthday bud
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>>692968686
Stop being a cunt, OP. I'm 24 and I never had a birthday party in my life. Not my friends, not my parents, not even my girlfriend wish me a happy birthday and that's the way I want it to be. Use this as you advantage: no one gives a shit about you? Great, now you are free to not give a shit about anyone. Be brave and go on with your life, the world doesn't own you anything, go and destroy it.
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happy birthday and rock on
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>>692968686
happy birthday :D
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Happy birthday anon
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>>692968686
Happy birthday
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>>692968686
Happy birthmas kid
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>>692973904
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>>692974272
im next
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Happy bday buddy. Things will get better eventually
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bumping while waiting to add to OP's bday paint file
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, Anon.

Have some boobs.
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damn, steam sale ended
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday man.

I had my last birthday party when I was like 11 or 12.

I'm 24 now.
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday man, it'll get better.
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happy birthday! :)
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>>692968686
Happy Birthday!
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>>692974731
I'ma add something now
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>>692968686

Happy birthday!
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>>692975033
Happy birthday my dude
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>>692969847
I know this is 4chan and people like you are expected but it's so god damn easy not to be an asshole try it sometime
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>>692973771

Thanks man!

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>>692974243

>>692974272
Thanks!

>>692974543

>>692974597
Thanks man. It sucks when your childhood is shorter than you want it to be. Best of wishes forward to you, bro.

>>692974666

Thanks Satan!

>>692974731
I will save it once this thread 404's.

>>692974776
>>692974878
>>692975033

Thanks guys!
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>>692974958
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>>692968686
Happy birthday bro
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Happy birthday anon, you got friends here.
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Happy birthday faggot
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>>692968686
SHUT UP AMERICA NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU WHINE
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>>692968686
OP
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>>692968686
Happy birthday you beautiful nigger! also great number on your post you sexy faggot!
>68686
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happy birthday anon. all will be good soon enough
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happy birthday anon :^)
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>>692971318
Look at this guy goddamn 4chan makes me feel better for once
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, lad. Would give you a hug if I were there.
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>>692975214
I had one birthday party anon.

I had to throw it myself and it sucked. what does a 11 year old know about throwing a birthday party?

thanks for reminding me, ass
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!
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Signed the birthday card!
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HEPPY BURTHDEY
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>>692975716
someone give OP a bigger penis
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>>692973740
Anytime man! Have a good one
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>>692968686
Happy birthday.

Remember, now you're an adult. For some of us it takes a long time to get the things that we like or enjoy. But remember, once you'll get them, you'll enjoy them so much more than someone who doesn't respect them or understand them or value them as much as you.

And you will enjoy those things and use them to a much better potential than any spoiled fuck.

Happy birthday anon, I wish you all the best of luck with your dreams and goals.
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>>692975790
Done. and signed
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let me tell you about the jews
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>>692976076
>not making it a bbc
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>>692968686
Happy birthday you fucking faggot. I hope you have a good one
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Happy Birthday Man.
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>>692975790
Done.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday dude!
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Happy /b/ Day nigger.
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>>692976035
this is true
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>>692976181
Someone beat me to it, ignore this post.
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>>692976181
>>692976076

kek, the comparison
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Happy birthday, now sort out your life so that you can have a real party on your next one
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>>692976158
I'm sorry for your loss. have some horsecock
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, OP.
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>>692976181
sign the other one fag
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>>692969847
>Someone has a little sand in their vagina

Happy birthday, Anon! I hope it's a good one.
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>>692968686
hb anon, have a great time
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>>692968686
I found this funny picture and thought it might cheer you up a bit, it's not much of aa present but it's all yours my friend
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>>692968686
Have a happy birthday anon! Immortan Joe wishes you to Valhalla!
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>>692976076
>>692976181
I'm next
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Happy Birthday buddy!
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Parabens Rui, tudo de bom
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>>692968686
Happy birthday /b/ro !
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/b/ isn't your personal army faggot. but happy /b/day
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>>692968686
do you really not have any friends? just ask a few people that you are fairly close too to go and drink something and watch a movie. my last few birthdays were like that drinking and watching a movie with 2-3 friends and my brothers. anyway happy birthday.
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>>692977293
uhh, you guys used the wrong pic kek. Owell, this is fine
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon, how old are you today and where are you from? You gonna get any fireworks for today or are you not an amerifat? Well whatever you end up doing, I hope you have a blast doing it.
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happy birthday!
Live long and happy
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Happy birthday m8 :)
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>>692968686
Flappy Hirfnay
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>>692976035
Thanks for some wise words (unexpected on a site like this). Thanks!

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>>692977584
I have like one friend, who I haven't seen in over two months or something. I see him less and less - not to mention he is very far away atm.

>>692977614
Thanks anon! I turn 20 today, and am from Norway.

>>692978031
>>692978071


Thanks to all of you. This thread will probably 404 soon, so this will be my last post. I will still update the page and look, and save that card once it's done.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday my fellow anon, may the dubs forever be in your favour
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>>692978477
checked
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>>692977293
>>692978314
Happy bday OP. I know the card looks like shit but anons put their heart and carpal tunnels into this. Hope things look up for ya!
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>>692969775
Ocarinas are good I can confirm
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Happy birthday brotha hope you have a good day today!
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>>692978314
No thanks for the card.
Rude.
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Your birthday's on the 4th of july, how are you not a pussy slayer?
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>>692968686
Congratulations you're one day closer to being dead fgt
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>>692978633
OP here - sorry, forgot to write it.

§§§ For those who signed the card: Thank you for your time and thought! §§§
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>>692968686
Happy BDay OP!!!
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, faggot. Make America great again.
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>>692978667
tell me, on a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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Happy birthday op
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>>692968686
happy birthday!!!!!
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>>692968686
happy birthday anon hope your life gets better ;_;
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happy birthday! hope your day goes swell
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Happy birthday m8
Here's a gif of a cute snail to cheer you up
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Happy birthday :D
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You have viking's blood anon be proud and go drink some milk now!!!
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>>692968686
Happy birthday anon. This is going to be your year I can feel it.
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>>692978314
Bruh, stick on /b/, even though you won't realise it, most of us are active and on here a lot, we are almost all your friends, even if you don't know it's us, we are here for you. Make a thread, we will probably be there to fuck shit up. Have a good day friendo. Go buy a pupper or something friendo, you could use one by the sounds of it, and the pupper (as long as you don't hurt it) will be your friendo forever, unless you prefer a doggo, then go save one from a pound, who know,s, it might save you from your figurative emotional pound.
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what the fuck is this thread

you are all faggots

do you actually buy that OP has never had a birthday? Why the fuck is this thread so big?

Fucking summerfags who honestly actually gives a fuck about OP

none of you.
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>>692979536
tell me anon, where did he touch you?
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>>692979536
Fuck you, summerfag. We all know the hurt of not having friends you worthless cuck, go AN Hero, becasue I know you don't have friends either, if you did , you wouldn't be here. Actually,. you probably do have friends, which would explain why you are summerfagging so hard.
>be summerfag
>call thread full of oldfags summerfags
>get shit on by oldfags
East shit and An Hero
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>>692979536
>wasting time on writing so much shit
kek
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>>692979719
top kek
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Happy birthday anon, turning 20 in a few months. Hopefully still alive to make it xD XD
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>>692979769
>top lel
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Happy birthday fag
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>>692979715
wow your mad, its funny because I've been here since 2006. Oh and I do have friends.

>>692979770
>>692979769
>>692979719
lol newfags, you all realize OP doesnt exist right? Its just some guy posting for attention knowing all you retards would respond with fake sympathy to boost your own egos. Why the fuck else would you bother responding? This isn't fucking facebook faggots is 4chan, wake the fuck up.
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>>692979870
>XD
don't worry be happy xD
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>>692968686
Happy birthday bruh.
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>>692968686
happy birthday mate, have a cold one and cheers!
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>>692979962

>your

Spaz
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>>692969369
but how is he going to drink that?
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>>692979962
OP here, believe it or not - and I do exist. Who is she, man? Who hurt you?
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>>692979962
Top Kek
I was here to see the long-cat combo you fucking cuck
You are clearly a new/summer fag
Probably under 18 too kys
Go back to asking for CP on /lgbt/
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I'll give you a pepe as present OP, happy birthday
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>>692968686
Happy birthday; birthdays are like bogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe
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>>692979962
>2006
desu
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>>692980162
He can't contain his feels OP, he is just jealous that you have more friends and support on /b/ than he received when he asked for a twitch raid RIP
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>>692973088
this new
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>>692980365
How to tell the oldfags from the summerfags
Let me guess, his proof of being an oldfag is "pool closed"
>top kek
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Happy birthday
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>>692980300
check em
dubs tell the truth
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>>692980111
thats your best comeback?

>>692980175
lol longcat is not old and you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about

>>692980365
>this new
actually no he is completely right

believe it or not kiddies 4chan didn't used to be a gigantic hugbox. Why the fuck do you guys treat this site like a social media network, this is supposed to be the exact opposite of this shit but you fags just want to circle jerk your feels for ego points, its really just kinda sad. Not even mad just disappointed. Make /b/ great again.
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>>692980565
>lol
newfag
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>>692980565
anon do you own a fingerbox?
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Careful nobody snatches your Motherfucker birthday
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>>692980565

>never used to be a gigantic hugbox

Now I know you're a newfag
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>>692973088
>>692980565
>is right
same fagging
/b/ has always had feels
Everyone is a fag
Especially you
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>>692980565
go fuck yourself newfag
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>>692980111
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>>692968686

Happy birthday you rancid faggot!

>OP is always a faggot, even on his birthday!
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>>692980846
>>692980565
>Julius
what was that newfag?
I hope you An Hero on your birthday or get cancer in your pancreas
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Happy birthday dude.
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Happy birthday from Terry! I love you anon!
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>>692981185
why not both faggot?
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>>692980731
I do
>>692980651
>>692980764
>>692980846
lol okay feels fags have fun circlejerking each other. It really blows my mind you faggots have to hugbox each other to feel good on 4chan of all fucking sites. Do you have that much limited social interaction?
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>>692981381
No anon, it's just that 4chan's anonymity allowed for a truthful interaction and the telling of stories, away from all other forms of social media where sad tales were being sold left and right for coverage

If you give a man a mask, he will start being himself
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>>692968686
Happy birthday
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>>692981381
>hugbox
>limited social interaction
he does know this is 4chan, right?
Newfag
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>>692981611
believe it or not /b/ wasn't just feels threads and faggots pandering for attention once. This thread would of aborted itself 5 years ago but today it has 260 posts. A lot has changed. You are all faggots.

>>692981568
you have a really silly understanding of anonymity.
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Happy birthday anon. Go do smth in real life OP
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>>692968686

Happy birthday!!! :)
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>>692981902
How would you know? You got here like 2 weeks ago.
4Chan wasn't all feels, never has been.
But feels have always been there newfag
4Chan is about causing mayhem, but also about coming to an understanding, if we all hate eachother then nothing gets accomplished, but working together, we can feel better, get that porn link we wanted, watch fags get rekt and even make fun of people who want to An Hero
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>>692975688
7/4/16.
/B/ celebrated the birthday of anon.

Today will be national "happy birthday anon." Day.
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>>692968686
Ur mom is the only person who's wish should matter to you if no one else did that's because they aren't ur real friends and dont deserve to have you as a friend
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Damn... Are you me? Also born on July 4

Happy Birthday Bro
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>>692968686
happy bday
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Happy Birthday OP ;)
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>>692982433
and how long have you been here? /b/ used to be about raids and original content, it was not about faggots dick tugging each other to feel better about their pathetic lives. That shit was definitely shunned.

This place was literally known as the fucking internet hate machine, you are a new crop of fags that just don't understand. /b/ has changed much for the worse.

Also my whole point is OP is baiting for ego points and you guys are circlejerking like it means something. Its really just sad. I couldn't imagine at my worse point coming onto 4chan and fucking complaining about my life, like what kind of person are you? Man the fuck up or go be with people in reality. This isn't fucking facebook.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday man
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, OP!
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>>692982925
Why did you click on this thread if you hate it? Just scroll past it, dude...
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>>692982925
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>>692982498
Did you write that yourself?
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>>692982925
OC yes
Raids, no
You learned about 4chan from youtube or google, and decided to try it out
Stop being a newfag
This shows exactly how little you know about $Cahn culture and how long you have really been here
Been here since 2012 when niggers said the world would end
>Watches youtube video on 4chan
>makes post stating is old fag
>>is actually newfag in disguise
You're a fucking newfag
You got here this summer and pretend to know how 4chan works
try to start a raid faggot, we aren't your personal army nigger
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Hey Anon. If all this affection from some of the worst people on earth isn't enough to convince you that matter, I don't know what will. The fact that a few hundred people took time out of their day should convince you that you are a valuable soul on this earth. I hope you can use this day as inspiration to better yourself.

Anyway, have a good birthday and hope next year you have bettered yourself.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday to u anon
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>>692968686
go get a life, but happy birthday /b/ro
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someday youd be happy anon.

also
i had bit curiosity too >>692983139
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>>692968686
Happy birthday OP,
you lovely faggot
best wishes and luck.
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Anon. Here.

For you.

https://youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w
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Happy birthday, OP. How about you buy a hooker as a birthday gift to yourself?
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>>692983251
lol nice self inflection none of that is true for me
>been here since 2012
LOL
Also why the fuck are you saying not your personal army when I wasn't even requesting anything?

like I said 4chan has changed a lot, none of you guys were around for the good shit. I was actually apart of more than a few fun and serious raids and had a great time <2007. This place is basically 9gag at this point. Not even mad dude I just wish 4chan had decent content and wasn't just a place to circlejerk your feels.

>>692983407
>The fact that a few hundred people took time out of their day should convince you that you are a valuable soul on this earth.
Says who, you? None of you fucks know who OP is. how the fuck could you come to a conclusion like that. OP probably doesn't actually exist.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday friendo. I know what its like, my past 4 birthdays have been just me and my mom. Im 19 now and it hurts. For what its worth id come to your birthday party with you.
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You fucking moron if your birthday really is July 4th just pretend the fireworks are for you
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Happy Birthday, Anon
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>>692983771
>dude
Summerfag confirmed
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>>692984257
I like how you have no argument so you just nitpick my word choice like it means something.
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>>692968686
happy b day anon
if the pain doesn't go away in life it will in death
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>>692968686
happy birthday /b/ro have some /b/irthday tits
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>>692968686
Happy birthday man, I'm sorry you feel alone but you'll be alright.
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>>692983139
yeah and I named it 14132342352452.jpg myself too
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>>692968686
here's mine
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>>692968686
happy birthday OP
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>>692985151
THAT DEVICE CAN PREFORM FASTER

JUST HOOK IT UP TO A HIGH-SPEED 2.0 PORT
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Happy birthday op! Don't worry, things will get better eventually!
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>>692982925
/b was always the same, newbie.
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Happy birthday anon. Havent had a birthday party since i was 8.
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>>692968686
hey man we share our birthdays, if it makes you feel better, know that there are fireworks on the day of your birthday
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Happy birthday anon, mines on the 19th. Going to spend it drunk and depressed like I always do. Drunk now even. I'd have killed myself weeks ago if I didnt have alcohol.
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>>692980565
go stick your lol in your 9gag ass you pathetic little prick. Ive been around long enough to know that there was always time to be good for eachother on /b/. Then slowly it became to get mainstream attention with gamergate shit and fapping as a summun and what you could expect from thing to go mainstream happened: a buncha idiots came and visit and wanted to be part of "ze luls" and by doing that and bringing in their natural born mediocrecy, the destroyed the original /b/ by delivering only subpar OC (oc at first, now it's just recycling). I plan on leave too, the 9fag levels have gone up way too high. sadly. Happy bday OP, cheers, to the old /b/.
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>>692968686
Happy birthday, OP!
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>>692968686
happy birthday OP
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