Is there any feeling better than the 4-5 seconds you're cumming?
Name things ALMOST as good as cumming since you can't name anything as good as cumming
cumming into a womyn while she is orgasming?
eating a tripple chocolate cheescake
the second you finally get get that piece of food out of your teeth thats been their for days.
not getting any fiber for a week then taking a huge shit
>>692910923
You have obviously never done any kind of drug.
holding in pee all day and finally letting it loose
>>692911074
I don't care much if the woman orgasms or not, but cumming in a woman is always better than cumming into the air
>>692911233
I was going to say fucking and cumming onn drugs.
Killing a nigger
>>692911145
>days
THE PUMP
>>692910923
taking an 80 second beer piss
>>692910923
I don't know but I'd like the sauce of that pic. Reverse image turns up nothing.
>>692911233
I can quit drugs, I can't quit cumming
scuba diving
yes, I'm serious
only thing better is when youre actually in a woman doing it, holy shit it's intense
>>692910923
Getting a paycheck when you think you are totally fucked and not getting paid.. and getting kicked out.. and living on the street.
Yeah.. better than 4-5 sec cumming when i fap all the time... yep. cumming is the shit..
Money is life OP. Money is better than cumming.
>>692910923
Have you ever had garlic bread tho?
>>692910923
>pissing
>finally pushing out a huge shit after an hour of struggling
>Cuddling with gf after a week of not seeing her
>watching a kubrick film
>listening to your favorite song for the first time
>blowjob after you came
>>692911439
it's Sunny Lane, jesus fucking christ you new born children are fucking annoying.
>>692910923
Getting fucked in the ass then having him spew his cock snot deep into your colon cavity! It's a great fucken feeling!
>>692910923
>>692911074
>>692911345
Have to agree cumming in a woman is better than just cumming. Especially if it's either in her pussy while she's orgasming and her PC muscles milk your dick;
OR you cum in her mouth with her lips wrapped tightly around your dick and she keeps sucking hard after you cum.
>>692911616
You sure? She doesn't seem as pale as her.
MDMA is exponentially better and lasts thousands of times longer.
Taking ecstasy and feeling the warm summer rain envelop your pores
>>692910923
Oxycodone is better
>>692911145
doesn't brush
doesn't floss
just sucking at that little bit of rotting food trying to remove it from your rotten teeth and then eating it.
you disgust me
Fucking someone while they're laughing. Best fucking feeling ever.
>the peak of acid
>graduating from any school/knowing youre done
>cumming inside of someone new with emphasis on how new the partner is.
very few things in life come close to the feeling of cumming. cumming is life.
>>692910923
yes, but if i tell you, you're all going to call me fucked up.
and yes, i know this is /b/
>>692911538
>Getting a paycheck when you think you are totally fucked and not getting paid.. and getting kicked out.. and living on the street.
yeah i love that feeling when you live on the street
Opiates, drinking water when i'm really really thirsty usually after a night of drinking, mdma/amphetamine, taking off wet cold clothes and sitting in front of a fire, having and drinking a lot of alcohol after a hard day, being in environment full of a lot of cool people. I could go on. Cumming is pretty sweet though can't lie.
>>692911145
You need to floss my man.
try heroin
>>692911145
The feeling of a fart climbing past your ballsack in a comfy chair.
Being loved back
>>692911406
Ok Arnold
>>692911490
>Me dive in the ocean
Fuck that shit, the ocean is a scary unfriendly place
>>692911538
Well I've felt the feeling of getting paid when you're low on money and it's nice, cumming is still better though. I'll agree that when I have 100K saved up in my bank account that feeling will be better than cumming
>>692910923
I enjoy a really good meal more than I enjoy sex tbh.
>>692911747
>while she's orgasming and her PC muscles milk your dick;
Never thought about it like this, that would be reason to care about orgasming at the same time, would be pretty bad ass. I've made girls cum before but never cared about their orgasms really, as long as I get mine. It's actually funny to me when I cum and they look bored, or when they're uncomfortable with the cock but are nice enough to let you finish
>>692912468
sick
>>692913863
>SEX..............ITS OVERRATED
A sneeze
>>692910923
Scratching your ballsack like a meth head digging for gold and then smelling your fingers. That shit will wake you up and put life in perspective.
Literally this
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=2f7_1340932033
>>692913863
>>692914185
hipster, I've had those phases of "sex is overrated" but I always end up back at square 1 wanting to fuck a bitch.
It's not good enough for me to have a live-in girlfriend though
>>692914207
an orgasm has been proven to be 9 times better than a sneeze
>>692914890
I've been single for over two years and I don't miss anything. I have sex every once in a while but it's pretty uncommon. I don't really care.
>>692914185
Kek should have seen this coming but I'm not even fat.
It's great but the 5-10 seconds after, I want to say her: GTFO.
I'm the only one?
A good drug high. 2nd only to cumming, for me
Let's see (list in order of best to less best)
>Opiates
>Molly/E
>Hitting boxcars when you're playing the field heavy with a 6 on, cause you know a 4-deuce is in the hopper
>Shooting a fine firearm
>passing out drunk in the cool morning dew
>Xanax + coffee
Maybe a lot of weed, but im not 14 anymore. Cumming is necessary but also a fleeting high, much like everything else in my shit life.
>>692915051
Yeah same here, as long as I get sex a few times a year I'm alright. Maybe one day I'll get to the point I can go longer periods of time without it
>>692911616
Sunny Lane! i havent heard that name in a long ass time. I know her from that old vid on xvids titled "all american teeny fuck". Shit was the best vid ever
Going atm after you cum
>>692910923
>tfw 99 woodcutting
>>692910923
An lsd trip
>>692911377
Killing a fascist
Getting off work and finally sitting down after 8 hours of laboring work. It's almost an orgasm, but getting baked after a few days of being sober.
>>692918180
if dubs you are raging faggot
>taking a really powerful piss while you still have a half-chub after doing a big cum
>>692919092
Reactionary mythology fails again
Post more sunny lane
heroin
>>692911145
>days
>no dental hygiene
Found the Brit!
>>692910923
Fucking my 10 year old daughter.
>>692919617
no you're still a raging faggot
Having the light of Christ in your life
>>692918180
Killing in general
Heroin
>>692910923
Pissing after holding it for a solid 2 hiurs
>>692910923
>2016
>caring about cumming
>>692911377
Gas is the best spice
>>692919958
Goddamn, Jesus looks like he's about to give you the best anal orgasm of your life. You're gonna get something of Christ's in you, that's for sure.
>>692911377
Hitler didn't target black people though
>>692920139
How about when you have to take a super urgent shit, and you're in the car, and stuck in traffic, and you're losing your fucking mind, and you finally get home, and you run to your bathroom and just barely get your pants down in time before blasting your toilet with shit.
It's agony leading up to it but god fucking damn does the release feel good.
>>692920402
Tru
>>692911481
to-Fucking-che
>>692911406
Came here to post this
>>692910923
Plucking big clumps of hair from your gooch and asshole
Landing a steezy treflip
>>692920391
He didn't make it that far but they were in the crosshairs
>>692910923
Eating a cheeseburger in front of starving african children
>cumming
>superior to sleeping
seriously though...
Think about that moment when you wake up in a morning when you don't have to do jackshit, and then close your eyes and fall asleep again.
That minute or two that it takes...
THAT is pleasure.
well cumming doesn't really feel like much to me so just about anything
>>692921934
When you work a job this shit is true. I'm NEET right now though
>>692921448
Amen, brother
to me, Molly, weed, watching a good movie with good snacks and weed > getting a nut
>>692911406
cumming in da gym
>>692910923
rollin on E while 3 girls blew me.
>>692910923
>the 4-5 seconds you're cumming?
learn to breathe, jizz for whole minutes
Know a guy got burned in a bomb attack, he said when they gave him pethadine it was the best sexual experience of his life, to go from -9000 pleasure to zero was like a rocket to the stars.
Scratching a tick bite thats on your balls
>Ecstasy
>Cutting youself
Easy, named two
>>692910923
Fentanyl IV
Nothing else comes close.
>>692910923
>since you can't name anything as good as cumming
MDMA, retard, try it.
>>692922519
>not knowing how yo save a photo
From personal experience Currently this past month,
No matter how much, how little, or what I eat I take a shit like 5 minutes later.
I stopped eating completely because i got tired of taking a shit.
I finally figured out something that works.
2 bannanas and an apple.
I literally cried the next morning when I ate 2 more bannanas and an apple. Tears of Joy!
My asshole was no longer on fire
>>692915405
>It's great but the 5-10 seconds after, I want to say her: GTFO.
>I'm the only one?
Yes. Nobody has ever blown a load and then wanted the bitch to leave before.
>>692911365
Ew coming on your drugs is such a waste
DMT
MDMA
Moments of awe on LSD/Psilocybin
taking a huge solid shit
Popping a Benzos with a glass off vodka
Getting completely out of your fucking mind high, and then doing a balloon of laughing gas
>>692922910
I'm still looking forward to my first 2 girl blowjob. I've jerked off while a girl licked my balls before, having a girl suck me while one sucks my balls must be best heaven
>>692910923
Twisting a cotton bud inside your ear.
Twisting a cotton bud inside your peehole.
Twisting a cotton bud inside your asshole.
>>692910923
eat rather dry food for a week, then take a huge dump
>>692910923
>>692910923
get poison ivy and take a hot shower.
>>692918180
Fuck off, stereotype
The 4-5 seconds after injecting heroin.
>>692911074
>womyn
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The 4-5 seconds after injecting heroin as you're cumming.
>>692910923
Attending a Trump rally.
>>692923909
sause
>>692914429
That's just gross
>>692910923
The moment you check your bank account and the funds that you've been waiting for for several days from selling your BTC/ETH at a huge profit finally arrive and you realize it's real money, in your account, right then and there, like magic.
>>692915690
What opiates?
>>692924345
>>692924092
>boo hoo hoo
>what kind of world do we live in where a white man can't even talk about killing niggers in peace
Daily reminder that Sherman did nothing wrong
>>692924367
Don't remember the exact name for this fetish, searched for the gif using words in the file name
>>692923238
>cutting yourself
Please just kill yourself already
>>692921934
SO VERY MUCH THIS
>>692910923
when you get high and the drug kicks in.
>>692923258
Is that that strong painkiller you get right before surgery?
>In that case, cumming is still better
>>692911106
tits or GTFO
>>692910923
Eh. I've done it enough that it's just a chore half the time. Is it nice? Yes.
For me it would be sitting down, looking into the eyes of someone who I love more than life and seeing her love me back. The feeling of wanting something that you can have so bad and knowing that it wants you back is... Fucking incredible...
I wish I had it again...
Guitar face. Jamming. Its cummimg basically
>>692910923
Laying in bed and almost falling asleep after having been awake for more than 30 hours
>>692910923
just plain having a foreskin.
you with your foreskin are better off than the 50% of millenials who had half their dick skin stolen by a madman at age 1-day.
>>692912448
extra jizzy amirite
>>692910923
Being happy
>>692926010
i just love foreskins, ya know
>>692923717
They kept me feeling orgasmic for ten minutes at a time but nothing came out. I had to ask if I'd ejaculated. They'd laugh and start in again on me, over and over again. I was fucking wrecked by the time we finished.
>>692926448
thats chill
>>692911490
Man scuba diving is 2 spooky if its too deep
>>692910923
Getting to eat it afterwards
Being completely alone
>>692926186
>just plain having a foreskin.
I don't know this feel bro
On the plus side at least we get a 75-50 cut these days so we still have some skin to roll around the head. Guys from the 1950s and all that got those oldschool circumcision with 0% foreskin left and have dick pains. That would be horrible
Decapitating your victims
The fucking piss shiver
If they could bottle that shit they'd be millionaires
>TRY NEW LEMON LIME FLAVORED PISS SHIVER!
>>692925345
What a simp...
But yeah I don't know this feel. And in the reality of a society where relationships become business I don't know if I will, unless I get enough money to not care. I'm also not handsome enough to think a girl will love me for just me unless I can provide a good life
>>692926448
Fucking fuck, I need this. Fastest I've ever came was when some big black beast of a woman sucked me off, she sucked it and gagged on it I must have came in 2-3 minutes. Average cum time for me is at least 20-40 minutes
Having a gf
>>692926849
kek, the piss shiver is pretty nice
>>692913300
The feels.
>>692926602
I've been wanting a good deep dive open world free roam for a while now. There's a game called Narcosis that should be coming out this year, it looks like it might be legit
YOU ARE ALL WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
>>692910923
>When your oneitis agrees to go on a date with you
>When you eat god tier tasting food after a long day of work and being really hungry
>When a girl hugs and kisses you
>>692926186
i love being uncut, when I was in school pretty much all of my friends and other boys were cut(easily 80%), I was proud to be different. 20 years later it is about 50/50 here. and this doesnt even factor in how much better uncut is physically.
>>692910923
Lifting weights.
Specifically the pump.
It's better than cumming.
>It's like I'm cumming all the time.
When dad says "I am proud of you anon"
>tfw never had that feel
>>692927075
score some molly and a bump of coke to stall your spew. drugs make girls horny. just flirt and wait and soon they need dick and yours will do. it was intense. done it a few times.
>>692923418
Parachuting, 1st hute doesnt open you have like this 10 sec window full of adrenaline not knowing if you're going to die, and then you open the reserve. It's amaze balls!
>>692910923
Slamming heroin apparently
>>692910923
The moment of human connection when you are sufficiently convinced that another sentient being shares your understanding of something in a similar enough way that you validate each others' existence. And eating chili cheese fries when you're reeeeeeealllly stoned.
>>692929194
>The moment of human connection when you are sufficiently convinced that another sentient being shares your understanding of something in a similar enough way that you validate each others' existence
I've found this feel recently :)
>>692926186
This. It's abuse, I wish I had a choice.
>>692910923
MDMA is better, honestly. So is good LSD and 2C-B. Never tried heroin, but I'm guessing it's better the first few times, as well.
taking a massive hit on a crack pipe
Cumming while watching a beautiful sunrise?
>>692931198
Top kek of the thread. I think we may have found a new fetish. Let me google sunrise porn
GRIFFITH!
>>692910923
A combination of several nice things that you personally enjoy like for example I would feel amazing after I feel like I did really well in a video game, am enjoying talking to my friends and/or brother while I play, and am eating some chocolate.
Or maybe the feeling of discovering something new that you love about as much as the things you are passionate about.
>Doing a stupidly high dose of LSD and unlocking the visualization the brain is capable of, imagine it is similar to what a supercomputer of the 150 Petabyte of CPU range could simulate.
Visualizing what the universe looks like at the quantum level is quite something.
>>692911377
>>692933025
TFW you *are* a quantum computer.
cumming for 20+ seconds
pros of having a clit woooo
>>692933349
Helene Cixous FTW
>>692910923
Sneezing
>>692910923
>heroin
Literally the best feeling ever.
There is a reason it's so damn addictive
>>692933349
Can I poke it like a button?
>>692911377
topkek
>>692911490
My Nigga
>>692910923
Going in a tight curve on a superbike, feeling it start to slide under you, controlling that and powering past the apex - utter perfection, better than everything else.
>>692927580
nigger don't repeat my joke
>>692914207
Not even joking I sneezed while coming once thought I ruptured a nut or something it hurt so bad.
She was on her back and I pulled out to cum and right as I got to the first squirt I fucking sneezed and shot that shit clear over head onto my headboard. My right nut started throbbing so bad I finished and jumped in a cold shower immediately
>>692912468
My nigga
>>692910923
prostate orgasms are much better.
Imagine not 4-5 seconds but 40-50seconds whole body orgasms that leave you spasming for another minute later.
>>692911377
Edgy edgelord is edgy
>>692911611
Bruh if it takes more than 5 minutes to work loose a dump you are on thr unhappy path to wicked hemmrodis.
You need a lot more fiber and water in your diet. Always wear sunscreen and always get enough fiber.
cumming while on ecstacy feels pretty good
>>692936675
>Always wear sunscreen
No
>>692935656
I respectfully disagree. This is best feeling.
>>692936852
It's in the running.. that's a bad ass feeling when some sugarwalls are pushing down on your cock
>>692936845
Ok leathery mcleatheryface enough your future
I really like when a cute girl is hungry for kisses and giving you tongue and you know she loves you.
>>692937009
I just simply avoid the sun m8.
And if I'm working for long periods in the outdoors I'll wear clothing like a muslim.
And the occasional day at the beach is no biggie to me
>>692923909
Who is that bitch
>>692936852
Does it feel better for the dude or the chick?
mega bong hit while on mdma, man the gurning you get
Prostate orgasms sound dank but I'm not a faggot
>>692911396
Hahaha
A nigger tonguing my anus.
>>692910923
Landing an awesome job you love and/or a great back massage.
When are they going to invent a drug that gives you like a 10 minute long orgasm feeling. Basically just spasming for 10 minutes straight. Shit would be cash
>>692911840
Sex on mdma with a new girlwho you find very atractive.... exactly the moment when you undress her
>>692910923
When you have diarrhea and you have to keep it. Then when you sit on a toilette and release the kraken from your anus with the rage of 10 greek gods and the smell of 1000 rotten corpses. THAT is the best feeling.
>>692937890
Wait till you are 40. Guess what the doctor checks?
Hint: you prostrate. Like this his finger up your ass
the 20 minutes you've got her in the van and you're driving her to your underground sex dungeon
the 3 days of sexual torture
the hour of digging a hole to bury the parts in
>>692927083
Annoying as fuck.
Nothing beats being dirty after a huge mountain hike in the summer, your balls all sweaty and itchy.... and the first hot water in the shower makes me moan like a cheap whore
Heroin...Dope is much better lolol
>>692911747
I like cumming in butts of girls that don't like butt sex. The grip from the sphincter is like nothing else when you're busting
>>692910923
Honestly even just taking a good shit or piss after you were forced to hold it for a long time is way better than orgasms.
>>692910923
The sweet release of death
heroin tbh, it's pretty nice till you start making the dumb decision of buying more
>>692910923
Eating a creamy load after blowing a nice cock is better than cumming
>>692921561
Why would he feel the need to go to africa and kill nigs when they're so good at doing it themselves?
Cutting off support for africa were effectively lowering their living standards i reckon.
>>692940386
Does the Nazi German north African campaign mean nothing to you.
>>692936614
Welcome to 4chan, hope you'll enjoy your stay, newfriend.
>>692925184
underrated
>>692940615
right, forgot about that. was it a big commitment?
The feel after intentionally killing someone in order to create a world closer to your ideals is better than cumming.
>>692938930
heroin is bullshit, you never catch the dragon, at least having sex leaves you feeling satisfied after
and of course, love feels totally different from sex, and most people are incapable of attaining it
>>692910923
Revenge.
>>692910923
taking dope. Feels like 3-4 times better
>>692941284
if you're a bitch I guess
>autofellatio
>>692933221
I made some moonman songs a few months ago, I was just like 1 song away from releasing a moonman album but never finished it. Plus the sound needs work
killing yourself
>>692941090
What are those ideals?
>>692938534
Kek
>>692941036
Not really the British got raped by the axis, the Italians got absolutely decimated by the allies, the Americans joined late but they did help a good deal. The afrika forces led by General Erwin Rommel aka the desert fox did fucking work in Tunisia however the axis were effectively defeated in North Africa. The blacks were definitely next if hitler was able to gain a strong grip on the area though.
>>692939901
I don't know this feel
>>692910923
Falling asleep after you cum.
>>692942202
Apparently one of them is thinking you can murder your way to a better society. I don't much care to know the rest.
>>692913982
I'm not going to sit here and say o do it Everytime like some sex god but the times I've had matching orgasms have been mind blowing. It really does make it feel like world is going to be okay for a few moments.
>>692913300
This.
Oh dear God how I miss it.
>>692942734
dat cp mah dude
>>692910923
Sex isnt even that great
adrenaline is where its at lads
>>692910923
Shitting after a long day without shitting.
>>692914185
Sex pretty much is. I'd rather just jerk off. Same feeling, less bitching and complaining and judging.
>>692910923
Feeling my gf cum will I eat her pussy
When your spell finally works
>>692942812
¿Por que no los dos?
Have sex in a risky place.
>>692920166
Is this the famous "Interior Crocodile Alligator" I've heard so much about?
The taste of your favourite food
Also, post your favourite food
Pic related, donburi, specifically pork katsu donburi
>>692927598
The moment right before you cum in a woman
>>692913300
Double dubs confirms
>>692911145
>days
>>692943486
that's not pork katsu donburi
>>692943092
For all programmors out there
When there is no bug or warning at your first compilation
>>692910923
ASMR Tingles
The pump.
>>692943835
Boring because it happens all the time
maybe you should get good
>>692943747
I know, I just couldn't find a picture
>>692911406
This and also pissing
>>692910923
cumming gets a bit dull when ya do it 24/7 like I do.
eating a freshly baked brownie is the best feeling in the world.
>corners are the best
>>692944106
You obviously haven't done anything more complicated
>>692944301
This
>>692943526
If you weren't such a fuckup then he would be proud faggot.
Kys
>>692910923
heavy hits of crack and it lasts longer then 4-5 secs
>>692944352
>shit programmer detected
>>692910923
ASMR
>>692918180
This.
Mdma
>>692913982
never seen a guy bragging about girls give him pity fucks..
also you haven't give an orgasm to a girl and it shows!
Speedball
>>692944984
Man, hows it feel up there on your pedestal. I bet every program you ever wrote was flawless. Probably in assembly, too. Fucking faggot.
>>692910923
>Is there any feeling better than the 4-5 seconds you're cumming?
Becoming God(like).
>>692945213
>Pity fucks
No the girls just don't always want to go for so long, but they let me keep going
>Never given a girl an orgasm
I've given plenty of girls orgasms, and they're sometimes happy for the fact that I don't cum in 10 minutes. I'm just not a faggot who cares if they cum or not, I actually hope they hate it as I blow my load in them. If rape were legal I would be doing it, but I'll settle for nice girls getting their pussy destroyed and being nice enough to let me finish
>>692945304
Holy shit that was too easy!
You are so mad, bro!
Take it easy!
You'll get your promotion one day.
>>692910923
XTC
sneezing.
>>692945480
Bitch thinks I'm mad, too. This is just me. All I'm sayin is, you're just one of those matrix looking faggots who learns how to write in a shitty dead language to show off how tech savy he is, when all you are is a crumby boondoggle. I teach programming at the highschool and I know you're type. Only people who brag about their programming skills only program to look cool.
>>692942965
>judging
kek tinydick
Meh its pretty bad. www.verybad.com
>>692945849
And now since you've been caught you result to shitty insults because you know there is no defense in your case. Go soak your head, kid.
Winning a fight when you were the weaker one.
>>692913982
That's my fetish
>>692923388
Kudos for self experimenting and figuring out something that works for you. Now you can add in one thing and see what sets your ass off and what doesnt. You'll probabprobablky identify what disorder you have, celiac, gluten sensitive, etc.
>>692911074
This but on mdma
>>692910923
Having your father say he's proud of you.
>>692945695
tldr you mad bruh
thinks he's a programmer
mom prolly bought him a new puter
>>692910923
4-5 seconds?
more kegels for you, nigger
>>692946517
And this right here is the feeling that is better than cumming. Watching the human race devolve to this tier of garbage.
>>692946721
why are you so angry, though?
>>692911345
This is why you'll die alone, anon.
>inb4 edgy speech of "why should i give a fuck bitches ain't shit i'm an alpha male i promise, i really am"
>>692910923
Music, you faggot
>>692946816
Cause my girls in the mood and I can't get erect. Faggot.
>>692918180
Equality is a lie, though. You're literally chasing and living a lie.
>>692910923
Being connected with 'God', 'Source', whatever you want to call it. What you orgasm, it connects you to this higher energy for that tiny bit. It's best to not masturbate and instead use it to connect to the higher source. A connection with 'God' is a continuous feeling of orgasm.
>>692946828
>You
"Did you cum baby? Plz cum bbby plz"
bahahaha
>>692948031
I agree with this bro, although God obviously gave us the ability to masterbate. But you'll noticeably do worse at sports if you drain yourself of cum often so you need a balance.
>>692921561
No, they weren't, you stupid communist. You have a grade-school education about the motives of the Third Reich.
Getting dubs.
Scratching an itch
Hundreds of posts and literally nobody said this yet, ffs.
>>692946871
amen
>>692938317
/10
>>692911747
Agree. Lips tight around the cock, while I bust. It's borderline painful while she sucks hard every drop. No mess and balls completely empty.
Ruining the orgasm, and then being able to Fuck her for longer and give her way more enjoyment then you would otherwise give.
Shitting
>>692942636
But I do
Heroin
>>692914742
Literally kill yourself
