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>>692899091
Kelly 5 years and she still turns my dick into diamonds, other exes/girls cant compare but shes also my oneitis
>>692899486
You're getting boners over a 5 year old? Nice.
>>692899091
Chicken fried chicken
![grunge_bless_america___precut_png_stock_by_somadjinn-d727784[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XrG09QA.jpg "grunge_bless_america___precut_png_stock_by_somadjinn-d727784[1].png")
>>692899091
Isn't she beautiful? It's her birthday today too.
Maggie
Anyone who frequents these threads know my story
>>692899795
Fuck the Flag. Fuck the US. Fuck Nationalism. Fuck Patriotism.
Nationalism is a CANCER
Just to check: Im not the only one with Eliza stuck in their heads?
Kylee,
God dam Nieces + My birthday pool party yesterday
>>692899925
Fuck off globalist nigger
>>692900172
Fuck Globalism aswell.
>>692899925
Stay jelly.
>>692899091
Anna
She was my first crush, in 7th grade (I was a somewhat late-bloomer).
>>692900048
I'm not gonna lie, I know there are a lot of people who reply to these posts but I just hide the post and 4chanX auto-hides all of the replies to it. I'm only saying this if it's being done as a troll/spam tactic, maybe I'm thinking too hard and people are just having fun.
>>692900048
Niggers
PS her name.is Michelle.
>>692900048
No plz
>>692900406
Pretending to be retarded is fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWS5dGSDOc
This song is for all of you/ye
>>692899091
Sophy
>>692900279
I live in your "Glorious" United States. So what is their to be Jelly about?
>>692900567
I don't suppose to speak for other people, that would make me a cunt.
Tania....
>>692900735
WTF is wrong with her teeth?
Rachel A. She's the woman i want. Unfortunately I have a super nice gf. I plan on leaving my gf next month though so there's that.
>>692899091
tasha
>>692899091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcdXA3FOf8
Tania....why my fking god WHY u LEAVE ME
>>69290>>692900048
Fuck you
>>692901086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc
>>692899091
"HER"??!!??
The amazing person I'm thinking of is trans-gender trans-race how DARE you assume gender!!
>>692899091
When I think of her... she is more of a concept than a person.
When I think of her, she is... imperfect.
She knows she has her flaws, and I have mine. Together, we work to over come them.
She helps me by being somethkn of a "motherly" figure. She's there, comforting and gentle. But, she an also hold her own, being able to ditch her deminor.
She would try to be at my side.
Playfuly insulting each other... the works.
I hope I meet this person one day.
But for now, I'm gonna try not to think about it.
>>692900882
why are you putting it off?
>>692899091
She's currently in the kitchen, stoned and making some kick ass eats.
Amy
>>692901629
Cause he's a /b/eta /b/itch.
Jillian
D.va
>Dorito gremlin waifu is bestu waifu
>>692899820
>>692899486
>>692900284
>>692900485
>>692900843
>>692900930
>>692900995
>>692901687
>>692901758
>>692901776
Shhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc
>>692901776
lol
Jess. No matter who I date, she always seems to be "her"...
her name is Jessica
oh and she's my girlfriend
>>692901823
youre not even paying attention. you linked >>692901776
bro
Julia seashell eyes... I just wish she would talk to me again
>>692899091
Jessica.
Twilight Sparkle
Her name is Moddely, I think of her so often when I see a cute young girl I just shout her name out.
oh Mod, I miss you so much.
>>692901905
>>692901868
THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOONE
>>692901629
Cause my gf has never done literally anything wrong. Next month I'm going to a university so we have decided to part ways then. I was in a long term long distance relationship prior to this, and I'm not doing that again for a long time I hope.
Her name is Paige. Fuck her, she's an ass. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick.
>>692901687
Sauce?
>>692899091
ya mom
Edith and I fucking love her.
PS. I'm married and she is not my wive.Edith love me too
Dominique
>>692902041
oh okay thats actually alright then, do you think when you come back you guys will try again?
Grainne Fegan
>>692899091
Obviously, Her Name is Her.
Fucking newfags falling for this.
Hey Claudia :^)
>>692901437
OP was talking about someone who identifies as female. How DARE you think of your trans-gender trans-race acquaintance when OP said "her". Do you not respect your acquaintance's pronouns at all?!
>>692902140
HELLO CHILDREN WOULD YOU LIKE SOME RIBBON CANDY
>>692902254
clearly this was just a riddle all along, how could we have been so foolish
>>692900877
#LoveisLove
also check'd
>>692899091
Sharon. She's a crazy liberal tho. Does that make me a cuck?
>>692902216
I don't know man. It was unfair to her for me to start this relationship in the first place. I'd hate to keep her on a roller coaster more than I already have
>>692899091
gracie
Hammer time.
grace
>>692902568
wait she didnt know about this in advance? she knows about it now right?
>>692899091
The queen of /b/ and the entire universe and beyond
Jud Hopps
>>692899999
Jackie
Sophmore year crush
Some girl I go to church with, her name is Natalie.
>>692902759
>queen of /b/
oh comeon now thats not boxxy
>>692899091
2.
1> Ida Marie Fingerson 18. has 1 year old kid aug 5 (Phoenix Cole Fingerson) dads not in picture, I love her, she hates me, thinks im a kid, i cant be on her level. God I have lover her and him and i never wont.
2> Donovan Kramer Met in 5th grade. first crush, made me obsess over gingers. I want to say I love her, but I know its obsession. she thinks im crazy. hates me. in so much pain right now,
>>692902759
What's it feel like getting cucked by a gay fox?
The only reason why you are suffering for girls and carnal things like that is because you are ignorant.
Make a vote of chastity today.
The Buddha explained that people live in a sea of suffering because of ignorance and greed. They are ignorant of the law of karma and are greedy for the wrong kind of pleasures. They do things that are harmful to their bodies and peace of mind, so they can not be satisfied or enjoy life.
For example, once children have had a taste of candy, they want more. When they can't have it, they get upset. Even if children get all the candy they want, they soon get tired of it and want something else. Although, they get a stomach-ache from eating too much candy, they still want more. The things people want most cause them the most suffering. Of course, there are basic things that all people should have, like adequate food, shelter, and clothing. Everyone deserve a good home, loving parents, and good friends. They should enjoy life and cherish their possessions without becoming greedy.
To end suffering, one must cut off greed and ignorance. This means changing one's views and living in a more natural and peaceful way. It is like blowing out a candle. The flame of suffering is put out for good. Buddhists call the state in which all suffering is ended Nirvana. Nirvana is an everlasting state of great joy and peace. The Buddha said, "The extinction of desire is Nirvana." This is the ultimate goal in Buddhism. Everyone can realize it with the help of the Buddha's teachings. It can be experienced in this very life.
Not applicable, 'cause I don't let myself get caught up on one broad
Kate, she's my sister
>>692902732
I did warn her before hand. I swear on hitlers mustache and Kennedys cock I told her I would leave her in August. She said she was ok with that, but you know how girls are.
>>692902759
Ehh... no
Gina Mcarthy.
Can't stop thinking about the time she said that the Clean Air Act, which forces electricity producers to use costlier resources, was going to reduce electricity costs for American families.
She's so hot as the administrator of the EPA. Mmmhh
And don't forget about Lisa Jackson.. she was good, too.
meredith
D
we're taking a break while we both deal with shit and hardly talk during it. (no she doesnt talk to anyone else fk off).
Shit kinda sucks tho
>>692899091
Emma
>>692903063
okay cool as long as you were up front with her man thats the most you can do. she could have stopped herself. loss is an important part of life, and i hope you can at least feel good knowing you two made each other happy, however shortlived it may be
Sara
>>692901823
god bless you sir. god bless
>>692899091
lauren
>>692902919
>gay fox
>gay
>gRay
>gray fox
Omg cucked by the gray fox again!
>>692899091
hannah
before i could ask her out she invited me to an event things seemed to be going well for a bit
she was a militant femmist and i hate that shit but it didnt come up we got along
she made me feel alive for the first time in years than she just disappeared...messaged me once every few months when she was depressed than told me to go away. so i did haven't spoken to her sence
>>692903105
i dunno bro, apparantly she gets so much d thats literally her name
>>692903361
You're a king. Thank you.
>>692901823
I too have played Assassin's Creed 4
>>692899091
Yvonne. I miss you and I hope more than anything that you're happy. You deserve to be happy.
>>692903562
its an uncommon name and people might try and find her. lol
after my ex wife, every time i start to get close to a girl i start to think its a mistake then proceed to push them away.
>>692903521
I knew it all along!
Ashtyn
>>692901823
playing this song, and reading posts, so sad. so fitting. How do you feel johnny? how do you feel?
Kaia
Kayla.. god i miss her
>>692899091
Valentina
She decided to date a stupid high school drop-out than a college student (me) studying to be a computer engineer
Rudy
>>692904111
I knew of a Kayla, she legally changed her name to Kay and then Ke. She graduated last week.
can someone save this thread and send it to me? not to creep, just want to remember im not alone when i think of her.
>>692904211
maybe youre an asshole who thinks money is more important than love
>>692903677
Haha, I actually know that song because my grandfather (Who was a sailor) would sing it and some other songs like that all the time. They are very popular british sailor songs.
>>692904011
I always listen to it whenever Im starting to fall in love with some girl to remind me that it will only hurt me...
>>692903959
I'm thinking about her now too. Send nudes
>>692904357
everything hurts, even dying
There's no "Her" i got sick of love, my girlfriend is a solid 9/10 loving, tender, about to finish college, loves me a lot, but i just.... don't care, i don't want anyone else, i just want to be alone, even sex doesn't satisfy me, what's wrong with me, /b/?
>>692904331
I cared for her and held her when he kept cheating on her, but at the end of the day she kept going back to him
Macey
>>692900048
mumma no
Olivia
>>692900048
>>692904357
dont be a cynic dude... even if it hurts like hell when you find the one that makes you feel like heaven... it will have been worth it.
her name is tori and she is the one girl that still bothers me to this day, that she never gave me a chance. we are still great friends and Ive had plenty of girlfriends/hookups but I am still always wondering what if with her.
>>692904511
im the same way /b/rother
>>692904419
she doesn't like fat cumguzzlers
>>692900843
Go to bed Patrick.
Elise. I'll never stop thinking of her even though today is my birthday and I should try to be happy for my family.
Lexi
>>692904357
Any of these ring a bell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB37CvARO24
>>692904457
Everyone suffers from:
Birth- When we are born, we cry.
Sickness- When we are sick, we are miserable.
Old age- When old, we will have ache and pains and find it hard to get around.
Death- None of us wants to die. We feel deep sorrow when someone dies.
Love- Nature's sickest joke.
>>692899091
Victor.
it's a he.
alex 3 years, haven't had a gf since and probably wont have one for a while on account of me going from a 8 120lb, to a 6 230lb fat fuck
its amazing how weight gain messes with your facial proportions and shit
>>692904511
psychopathy, you too >>692904824
Brooke.
>>692900048
you monster
Jennifer petite brunette that i just cant seem to get my mind off of. Super cute and has an incredible personality
>>692904979
Spanish ladies and the dead horse, like all the time... I miss my aitona
>>692904702
Denbora Da Poligrafo Bakarra
>>692905415
Why do you say that?
>>692905737
maitasuna existitzen
Im starting to think that being sad is fun
>>692905855
lack of emotion is the first and best sign of a psychopath, not always but a lot. its unhuman, like most of b/
>>692904524
sounds to me like youre making stuff up to not sound like a bad guy on the internet, otherwise you wouldnt have originally stressed the difference in education. you would have said something about him breaking her heart
her name is Mary, thank you
for reminding me how badly
I fucked that up, you asshole
Ashley. This new girl at work I'm in love with.
>>692906855
you dont understand you fuck
when this 404s can someone start a new thread?
>>692906746
did you make the mistake of having a kid with her?
>>692906919
whoa im not even that guy but what the fuck man, youve never been just absolutely smitten by someone? personally i find the faster it hits, the harder it is
>>692899091
Michele Obama
>>692899091
Anon's dominant hand.
>>692907187
shes a man
Megan
>>692907051
I will
>>692907187
>Her
>>692906746
unfortunately
i thought this was a haiku
but damn, i was wrong
>>692907114
I have been and I agree, I'm sorry. I thought you were being insensitive. I am truly sorry.
Ashley. She broke my heart. Never been the same since. Fuck it. OP is a fag.
Mica. Hottest girl ever.
>>692899091
Jordan. Have been infatuated for two years now.
>>692907863
How can you enter this thread and say "hottest girl ever"
There is people suffering here, you know?
Lashawnda
>>692908069
are you >>692906919
?
>>692899091
Nozomi.
>>692908106
![84479e7de71367b0f70d8dc62a2241e9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KKH5DRm.png "84479e7de71367b0f70d8dc62a2241e9[1].png"){kind=small}
>>692908178
>>692905073
>it
how insensitive of you.
>>692908273
solid.
but anyway man comeon, different people have different pain. you can't let the way anyone else acts take away from how you feel. sure, you may feel like youre in good company because youre in this thread, but noone knows what youre going through. noone ever will, and you need to come to terms with that. accept the pain and keep moving, and some day you may be able to smile about the good parts again
>>692900048
Summer nigger
>>692907106
no, she made the mistake
of having a kid with some other
asshole, and the kid hated me
and I wasn't smart enough to
explain it to her and win her trust
Eva Braun
Amanda..we dated over 10 years ago fell in love with the woman. She moved away lost contact..recently got back in conta t. Talk for a few weeks finally tell her i have a terminal illness with less than 2 years left to live.another week goes by she sends me a text " telling me off" been nothing but nice to her didnt even try and have sex with her..shes a heroin addict now and has been for four years...she literally crushed me today with her last text.
>>692908573
I guess you're right...
>>692908723
jesus christ dude you're starting to piss me off here
no, she fucked it up
had a kid with some asshole
words left unspoken
>>692899091
OP's mom
>>692907342
you're good Anon
very good
>>692899091
Molly Jane
>>692909025
she had the kid before meeting me
and her marriage had been a disaster
she left the bastard and met me
the kid thought I was the cause of
their divorce, the spoiled little shit
>>692900048
Pičus.
>>692899091
literally my dick, wtf
>>692909584
met me after birth
their union was a trainwreck
for this i was blamed
>>692899091
The pretty lady in the cellar
>>692899091
Samantha
>>692899820
Anyone from the 10/10 thread earlier with that girl and my cringe history?
>>692909867
Leave anon alone, haiku man.
Jamileth.
She will be mine one day. Mark my words!
>>692910297
lonely haiku man
please leave anon-kun alone
he dindu nuffin
>>692899091
Freedom.
Stephanie.
She's engaged now. Seems happy.
Good for her.
I'm a miserable loner now and she could always do better than me.
Her name is Drew.
>>692911119
her name: stephanie
she's engaged now. seems happy
good for her, i guess.
>>692909867
you're fckn good at this, Anon
>>692899091
Maggie Thatcher.
Always wanted her to subject me to some crippling sanctions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnVNYIyE2hs
>>692899570
kek
>>692900048
Heil Hitler
>>692899091
camila
>>692900048
fuck you anon
The girl has no name
Alex and Michelle.
Heidy model
Dad
>>692911548
Fucking hell.
Why do I fucking see wither the name Maggie or Margaret all over lately?
I need to get my Maggie out of my hear. But I cant if I see the name everywhere
>>692899091
Hillary Clinton
Melanie
Traded contact info earlier tonight.
We never really were into one another in high school, but she saw something in me tonight.
But I recently remembered she dated a guy who's ethnically Bosniak, and I'm not sure if she'll take kindly to my pro-Serb position.
>>692899925
>>692899795
Lady liberty, happy 4th anon!
>>692899925
Globalist trash.
>>692899091
sandra
A long time ago when I was a kid I used to play these shitty online mmos and I had the absolute fucking privilege of meeting this girl named Torie. We'd nerd out over our love for video games and we'd share whatever cool music we'd find with each other. She was always so passionate and enthusiastic about everything she did It just made me happy being around her she was able to cheer me up no matter what. I fell for this girl so hard because most people in my life wouldn't give me the time of day and just out of nowhere in the dumbest of places I meet someone who actually gave two fucks about me. plus muh middle school dick got so hard for gamur grils. As we got older though our lives got busier and we both stopped playing the game where we'd always talk. I lost contact with her for years until I recently decided to log on for the sake of old time keks and saw she was also online. Turns out she started playing again for the sake of nostalgia and she gave me her snapchat. I'm just happy to have her back in my life
>>692912397
Best post I've read in one of these threads.
Her name is Melody. I swore I wouldn't feel like this again for someone.fug.
Bailey Jay :(
Her name was Caitlyn...
>>692913514
>>692900048
Faggot
Also, Tori
>>692912397
одупри искушењу, брата
Уради то за Србију
Mum
>>692900048
Fuck you.
BBBBBUUUUGGGGGSSSSS!!!!
>>692899091
Used to have a name. But time passed, and I stopped giving a fuck. Yay!!
>>692899091
Shelby
>>692900048
Y tho
>>692914530
I'm legitimately happy for you
Hey Bear <3
>>692904948
I have a cousin with that name.
Savana. Betcha I could kill your boyfriend
>>692912253
Nah mate, you want her in your hair.
Well, not now she's dead, but before....
>>692902267
o shit hi tweet me or message on discord or some shit dude lel
>>692899091
Charlene. She's an air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed, 9 1/2 lbs. beauty. My M14.
Sydney, so far the only girl who I believe has truly cared, though we never had a relationship. I posted about her in one of these threads recently, so yeah.
Ariel, I will get you from the Philippines to America soon babe, I promise.
>>692913260
bro! im so happy to hear that, from the bottom of my heart i hope that this works out well for you.
good friends long ago
apart but not forgotten
a second chance now
>>692899091
Louise.
Autumn..
>>692915303
Guns > girls
>won't get mad at you for playing with other guns
>can have as many as you want
>can modify it without affecting it's self esteem
>will go hunting with you
>less talk, more action
>>692914762
you guys kill me kek
josie
Jade
>>692900048
i got immunity kill you'reself
>>692900048
fuk u
laura jane
Kendra; she's short blond and has a goddess-like booty
>>692899091
Mom
Donald
>>692899091
Monica Villanueva
>>692900048
Reply
Elizabeth. We went out for a while my sophomore year. I've been with a few girls since then (21 now) but no one else compares and I haven't heard anything about her in well over 4 years. I hope she's doing well.
>>692900763
>I live in your "Glorious" United States. So what is their to be Jelly about?
The grammar of educated people for starters...
>>692900048
Fucking daggot iill your spe
Maggie :^)
>>692899091
sofia...
>>692918243
Erika. Smart, cute, busty, Olympic-level skater. Haven't seen her for twenty years, doubt I'll ever see her again.
>>692899091
Patsy
>>692900048
Fuck
>>692899091
Yifan
>>692900048
Don't go to Sentinel Hill
>>692915707
we've been reconnecting over the past few days and I've never been so happy. We were able to pick up right from where we left off its like no time passed at all. Only downside is she has a boyfriend of 2 years now.
pic is of girl. I know its really shitty but it's the only one I managed to save.
holy shit this is eerie and accurate...
>>692920231
>boyfriend of 2 years
.... i need a drink
A scag named Jordan. She's a gold digging 6/10 narcissist who pretends to give a shit about people but is really just using them for her own gain, mostly men. Still want to hate fuck her though.
>>692920231
we have met again
just one problem though, ive found
she has a boyfriend
i wish i had something more to offer...
>>692920825
skag you say?
>>692900048
Fucking hate you
>>692921251
I probably meant to type "slag", but whatever
Steven.
>>692915303
you forgot to mention
she's older than you
>>692899091
Laura
>>692921251
fucking kek anon
>>692900048
kys
>>692903525
you fucking beta cuck
talk to her retard
if she knew you hated feminism and saved her feminism shit for herself when she was with you she wanted something with you retard
>>692899091
Micaela
Claire
>>692899091
Dania. I may be a fucking player but for her, I would fucking stop. I would be her fucking slave for all I care.
I have a girlfriend. She knows about Dania. She doesn't deserve it but I think I make her happy.
>>692900485
did she break your heart too?
Iida. Wish I could get her out of my head. It's been more than a year now. Fuck!
Guadalupe, she's a fucking whore and so wicked but I can't leave her :( she also fucks great
>>692921533
my name is stephen, i can pretend for you if you want
Michelle...
i fought so hard to keep her. i fought my racist faggot parents. i fought my depression to make her smile.
all this and i lose her to a slim jesus looking emo fag that treats her like dog shit. I was crushed
>>692899091
Helena...
Angel. God I miss her. Even though we still talk sometimes I can't help but feel compelled to ask for another chance.
TJ
Her name is Charlotte. I have known her for a while, but just recently she started talking with me, taking pictures together, inviting me to eat out with her and her friends. I told myself it was just because she wanted to go to ball with me, which I would be unable to go to. After ball passed she still talked to me and always responded to snaps and etc. I've really fallen for her over the months and I would love to ask her out, but I just worry about putting her on the spot and I doubt that I could be a fun person to be around. I never have been in a relationship because I just feel like people like me for my extreme athleticism or the prestigious college I am going to, not for my true self. So I just sit by myself at home thinking about her everyday...
>>692922254
OK.
How's your wife? Tell her I said hi.
Yonina
>>692922768
don't be a fucking pussy, anon, and tell her.
Tell her, she wants to be with you.
>>692922772
i'll never forget you
Her name was Taylor. She was kind, intelligent, and beautiful. I crushed on her for years, but never grew the balls to ask her out.
She moved away in my freshman year of high school.
That was "Her".
>>692901687
fuck man me too
Catherine
I've had a crush on her for the past 5 years but I'm too fucking awkward to connect with her, and she has a boyfriend of 2 years. She's perfect to me, a great artist, wonderful voice, and probably the sweetest girl I've ever met but I know she isn't interested in me whatsoever... I just wish I could fucking get over her...
>>692923073
You son of a bitch, don't do this to me right now. Not in public.
I miss you, I'm sorry. We were both childish.
>>692903063
you actually kinda sound like a good guy.
>>692920594
>>692921051
Shit hit me like a brick wall
She says she's really happy and in love and that he treats her well. I'm trying to be happy for her but it just fucking hurts.
>tfw i know I'll probably never be with her
>tfw shes probably happier with this dude than she could have ever been with me
>>692903787
Why are you still with her if you're on a break?
>>692922946
Idk I'm also heading out to college in September while she still has another year of school (don't worry I'm not a predator, I just skipped a grade). Her friend asked my friend if I like Charlotte, my friend said yeah, to which her friend said "I don't think she likes him in that way"... I was just about to ask her out before that. I was almost positive that Charlotte truly liked me before I heard that.
>>692899091
Rose
Jasmine
Bailey.
She's been my gf for a little bit now. I'm super scared that things won't work out. I know she's super into me and I'm super into her. Maybe I'm just too paranoid of the worst and not paying attention to the good. Feels man...
>>692923999
female friends are bitches, trust me. They hold grudges and if this friend knew that you would make her happy she would do everything on her own in order to make her feel like shit.
JUST FUCKING ASK HER. You're going to not see her anymore, you can't lose anything
I know waifu claiming thread has closed... but is it too late to claim a waifu?
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i know, im sorry. if we could turn back the clock, i would do i over again. but ive got responsibilities now. i wish it hadnt ended like this, but goodbye.
