Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
>>692834891
Hey, Alice. Happy 4th of July, tomorrow! How are you now?
>>692835937
I'm doing w-well <4 My dog is out of the ICU at least.
>>692834891
Bump
>>692836033
A-ah, thank you <4
>>692834891
How much time do I have left?
>>692836257
As much time as y-you need <4
Now h-hop on!
>>692834891
Can you make Trump win?
>>692834891
How do I stop anally fingering my younger sister while she's asleep? Ive been doing it for 2 months now and I don't think she knows. I just can't stop
>>692836457
I wouldn't want to, even if I could.
>>692834891
Something strange is happening to me, most people hate being sad but i love being sad i just enjoy this feel a lot, why is that?
>>692834891
What is your opinion about (at least where I live) how inpatient treatment has pretty much been completely eliminated outside of cases of immediate danger to self or others?
How do I feel less empty? All I do is watch tv shows and masturbate. I quit college because I didn't try and now I miss how it kept me busy. Lots of shit makes me anxious now too.
>>692836563
Because being sad is better than feeling nothing at all. Seek medical attention, Anonymous.
>>692836584
Are you in the US?
>>692834891
Legit question here.
I stop liking girls after the first time of having sex with them. Afterwards it is just not fun anymore. I think it is because I get some sort of achievement feeling from the first time. However, sometimes I lose feelings for girls I really like. And I don't like being like this. Fix my psychologist.
>>692836678
You need to get out there and do something Anonymous! Being cooped up alone, doing merely what banally pleases you, that won't satisfy you. It'll only make you feel worse.
>>692836707
Canada actually
>>692836533
w-why d-do y-you t-talk l-like t-this
>inb4 "c-cus it cute anon >.<"
>>692836767
If you don't like being like that, why don't you stick with it? Often, relationships have ups and downs; if you leave every time there is a down, well...you'll never get any more ups.
>>692836868
Ah, I gotcha. I think it is a travesty; we need more mental health funding in the entire NA.
>>692836879
B-because I'm nervous <4
>>692834891
why the fuck won't my gf fuck me anymore?
>>692836563
because you're an emotional sadness junkie.
>>692834891
Chris-chan: legitimate worst-case for autism or just an asshole with a development disability?
>>692837014
Dik is small homie
>>692836030
That's good news. If you can share, what brought him/her there?
>>692834891
What are Deja-vu's ?? im having alot of them lately.
>>692837014
She's fucking someone else or is no longer interested in the relationship
Hey again! It's nice to see you. I have a question this time. So I applied to college partially in hopes of being able to utilize their resources and aides in my battle against depression, but now my depression and "suicidal tendencies" are being reviewed as reason to withdraw my admissions status. There aren't many therapists in my area let alone any good ones, and college was kind of my last hope. At orientation and visits I felt kind of happy. I felt free and jittery, excited for change (which usually upsets me), but now that it's potentially being taken away from me I feel more crushed and numb than I have in a long while. What kind of advice would you have?
>>692837014
Have you talked to her about it?
>>692837065
Autism can get MUCH much worse.
>>692837113
Seizures. She's too small to keep her glucose high enough to sustain her brain function with normal food. I have to feed her corn syrup and pure glucose sometimes.
Cost me thousands, but, well, what can you do?
>>692837086
dick is okay with 16cm's and an okay thickness... I think, I'm boring as fuck in bed...
>>692836977
It does not even have to be relationships. If I have sex with a girl at a party I don't find her attractive at the next party. I honestly have not been in a relationship that lasted more than a week. The general problem is "I lose attraction after sexual intercourse".
>>692836977
Definitely a huge shortfall. I got discharged directly from a 72 hour hold without even seeing a psych ward because I wasn't absolutely certain I would try to kill myself again.
>>692837170
Just random misfires in the brain. Nothing to be worried about.
>>692837184
Eh? That isn't legal in most areas. Where is the college? I'd threaten to sue.
>>692837231
Why so boring?
Why shouldn't I end my life?
>>692837331
Forgot picture...
>>692837331
...do you think relationships are built solely on physical attraction?
>>692837332
Jesus. I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. Are you okay?
>>692837381
Tomorrow is another day.
Why do my spaghetti-os make lightning?
>>692837381
Btw, rekt thread now
>>692837514
why every time?
So in the past I've experienced what seem to be delusions, like I've believed people can read my mind, that I can telepathically talk to people, or make deals with some sort of higher power, ie get a certain girl or become rich. Is this normal, and should I tell my therapist>
How do i make myself be active/social instead of chill infront of a computer/tv all day? Iam not anti social, i just never feel like going out.
>>692837603
It is NOT normal, you SHOULD tell your therapist.
>>692837661
If you don't feel like going out, why do you want to go out?
>>692837465
Of course not. But I find it hard to be in a relationship where I have absolutly no physical attraction. I can't have sex with girls I ain't attracted to. And a relationship without anything sexual doesn't suit me...
>>692837661
cocaine usually does it
>>692837555
>When she keep sucking after you cum
>>692837661
I enjoy going out most of the time, its usually just the actually going to somewhere part that i dont do. Also i'd like to meet more people/girls.
>>692837713
It sounds like you definitely need to go into therapy then; you probably have some form of sexual disorder if you literally find people completely unattractive after having sex with them once.
I'm not a sexual psychologist, so it isn't really my cup of tea, sorry.
>>692837699
>>692837603
Damn. What could it be? I've suffered from depression and anxiety before, and my mum was suspected for bipolar because of delusions, but was later diagnosed with BPD
How do I be more happy and warm to people? Like, I'm friendly and mean well and all but I feel I come off a bit cold and blunt or something.
Also how many Alice pictures do you have?
Is being gay a bad thing ma'am?
>>692837465
Yeah, I'm fine now that I'm properly medicated. Just a bit salty about them trusting someone having a mixed episode that just OD'd to not do it again. I was having auditory hallucinations for fuck's sake.
>>692834891
my dick smells like candy.
is this because im a pedophile?
>>692834891
1 more question.
I lost the will to do stuff. i work from 2 pm till 9pm, maybe 10 pm. i sleep till work starts, every day. the only thing in my life is my job. Id like to find a new hobby or somthing but i just dont have the will to start. am i depressed? i have a felling i am.
1 more thing.
People like me... but i always think that they're just faking it. whats wrong with me?
if it helps you, i totaly changed my life when i got the job about a year ago.
Not related to psychology/mental health but I've got a question I need answered:
>Is it safe to use coconut oil as a lube for masturbation?
p.s - I'm a guy.
>>692837907
Damn. Worth a shot. No attraction. But no unattraction. Just... Meh...
Thanks anyways psych.
>>692837930
It sounds a lot like some sort of delusionary disorder, such as BPD or schizo-affective disorder.
>>692837978
I have every picture on every booru.
As for being warm and happy, it's...personality. You can slowly work to change it by being mindful of how you are talking and what impact your words will have, but as long as no one is complaining why do you wish to change it?
You are who you are; if that isn't hurting anyone, what's the issue?
>>692838102
Yeah, but they don't have enough beds.
>>692838111
That's actually a sign of diabetes, you should go get checked out.
>>692838041
Nope.
>>692834891
Does pic related look accurate?
>>692838041
Y-y-yes.
Sometimes I get sick of people/nervous and avoid all interaction include not leaving the house for 6 months. Do it once a year. Whats wrong with me?
>>692838171
Yes, it's fine.
>>692838166
...you feel like they are faking it, despite absolutely no rational reason to believe that to be true?
>>692838173
No problem, sorry I can't be of any help.
>>692838237
No.
>>692838302
Social anxiety. Go to a doctor.
>>692837221
serveral times... and I'm really pissed about that fact. I pay everything, I go to work, so she can study and take singing-practice etc... why can't the just hold her hole for 3 minutes 2 times/week?
>>692838224
so its not because if fucked that little girl last night?
>>692838373
>>692837895
you never answered
>>692838493
...you realize it's her body, right? It doesn't matter what you "do" for her; it's still her choice. You really need to change your attitude.
>>692838498
Wouldn't know.
>>692838508
You didn't direct the comment towards me!
If you want to meet people and girls, then go out; it's that simple. You have all the motivation you need; you clearly want to do it. So just force yourself to say "yes" or to go to wherever.
If you still can't do it, then...you don't want it as much as you want to stay home. And that's okay too.
But at the end of the day, it's your choice; no one can make it for you.
I get tetris effect and sleep paralysis a lot is that a mental thing?
>>692838792
It can certainly be a sign of it. Have you done any hallucinogens or drugs?
>>692838749
sure I realize it's her body, but does she realize it's my efford, that make her life worth living? We really love each other, but I can't help me - men need to fuck sometimes...
How can I be more extrovert? I'm so fucking shy I can't even say hello, and I'm 21!
>>692838373
>>692838166
yea. its just in my mind. but i cant get rid of it...
>>692838749
I have crippling anxiety around people, even members of my own family. I take 40mg/day of Fluoxetine, and it's helping a bit, but I'm still a wreck in social situations. My therapist has suggested CBT. Is this effective for social anxiety, and what else can I do to help myself get rid of it?
>>692838949
Again, you are thinking of her as if she is a prostitute; your effort does not mean you get a reward of sex because of it. If you are unhappy in the relationship due to the lack of sex, talk to her about it and tell her that it is something you need; if it is a deal breaker, say so.
>>692839018
CBT is very effective for social anxiety, as are beta blockers. I'd go with what your therapist says!
>>692838997
You have social anxiety; talk to a doctor.
>>692839010
Then you have intrusive thoughts, and need to go to a doctor.
>>692837221
>>692837113
Well, I wish you and her the best of luck as she recovers.
>>692839240
Thank you <4
I can't get myself to do anything. I don't want to meet people, go outside, work, work out, or anything. It's not that things seem dull, I just can't get up and actually do shit.
I tried therapy (regular meetings, talked about my feelings and such) and medication, nothing helped. How do I get myself out of this hole? I just want to enjoy life.
I HAVE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT SEX WHENEVER I GO OUT IN PUBLIC, CAN YOU HELP?
>>692839354
That's anhedonia for sure; what kind of therapy and what kind of medication did you take?
>>692839424
No, I am not a sexual therapist. Sorry.
I'm boring and I don't feel I'm interesting enough for the people I want to be loved by. How do I motivate myself to go outside of my basement?
>>692839694
*blinks* Why do you say you are boring? And what the hell does the second part of this sentence even mean?
Why don't I feel anything from the loss of a family member, friend or generally any sort of what's deemed to be a close relationship. Not really concerned with trying to fix it, as I feel it makes life a lot less difficult. But it doesn't feel normal
Why am I addicted to repeating digits?
>>692840015
Can you explain this further?
>>692839945
Probably blunted mood; you should see a doctor. It could be a sign of underlying conditions such as depression or even schizophrenia.
So doctor lector, why did you start coming to 4chan?
>>692838171
Don't get the source dirty though
>>692840156
I've been here since 2004.
>>692839555
>>692839424
>>692839555
Can you make a referral for this anon, Alice?
>>692839354
>>692839555
I went to 3 different psychologists for varying numbers of sessions. One told me to "just do it" essentially, one moved, the third told me to complicate my life willfully so I'd end up being forced to do something.
I also saw 2 psychiatrists, but I do not remember what they gave me. I think one was Quetialan. The meds didn't make me more active or feel better, I just suffered from a number of annoying side effects.
>>692840444
No, sadly not. Sorry!
>>692840507
Did you try their advice?
You...don't know what medication they gave you?
Are you from Austria?
>>692839834
Ok, I understand your confusion I am not clear:
I say I am boring because I don't have any interest beside my studies (I am a college student). I don't go out, I don't have friends...
I have met a person I'm really into that has an extensive social life and I just feel that I'm not interesting enough for her to be interested in me.
Thanks for the input. It's appreciated
I'm happy and my life is going well, why the fuck do I still visit this site?
>>692840728
You think an extensive social life makes you interesting?
>>692840797
My pleasure.
>>692840904
Because you enjoy it?
Why do i feel a hole in me and how do i fill it?
>>692840998
I think it's because of the porn webms
>>692841139
Tell me more about how you feel.
>>692841213
the porn webms are 100% of why I'm still around.
>>692840687
Well, the "just do it" advice literally describes my problem, as in I don't know how to get myself to do things. The idea of getting myself in trouble sounded like a bad idea to me, I would also like to actually get motivated intrinsically rather than just trying to set my feet on fire so I start running.
I do not remember what they gave me, it's been a while. I don't have it around anymore.
And finally, yes. How'd you know? Is Quetialan something they only sell in Austria?
How are you doing, Alice? Are you alright?
>>692841254
Just a general emptiness that I've never been able to shake
>>692834891
its anon faggot. take your bullshit psychoanalyst ass somewhere else
>>692841395
I don't think there is such a thing as "intrinsic" motivation; I think you need to change your views on how this stuff works.
And yes, it's only sold in Austria hahah! How weird right?
Anyway. This is the advice I have for you: make a schedule and stick to it. Write down what you want to do, organize it, divide it into little itty bitty bite sized pieces, then do the easiest one.
Motivation ISN'T intrinsic; it is mediated by dopamine, which you get for COMPLETING things; you need to START to GET STARTED. So make it as easy as possible for you to get started, and the rest will follow.
>>692841407
I'm fine, why do you ask <4
>>692841417
That's not sufficient; emptiness is a very broad feeling. Tell me how it impacts you, how it feels, why it feels bad, etc.
>>692841585
Can't even read this, and I still know you are a newfag.
>>692834891
Okay i needed you and now you're here i hope you'll help me.
My GF is lovely, but has a thyrroid cancer. I know you're not an endo guy but this is what i wanna know:
She knows nothing about nothing, and sometimes get infuriated against me for showing off my culture.
When she was young her parents treated her like shit (as she says) and forbid her from speaking her mind. Her sister is a manipulative bitch and she says she's afraid i could in fact be in love with her sister.
Also she insults me, idgaf but i'm quite tired of going tru 200 insults for 15 "i love you" kind of stuff. I left her but she's still messaging me (400+ texts a day) and she begs me to live with her and to be a couple, she insists that i should fuck her ass. I'm quite interested.
What should I do? Cut all contact? Pump & dump (again)? Or try to help her feel kind of normal to start a serious relationship?
Thanks for your attention.
>>692840913
I don't know, I just have the impression that the nerdy antisocial stereotype is not attractive, especially for people who have a social life.
>>692842016
*blinks* May I ask, what did the thyroid cancer part have to do with all the rest?
>>692842126
Okay. Why do you have that impression?
>>692842227
Hormonal disbalance
Hi Alice
After some people advices I got some self esteem just by trying stuff and started talking with as many people as I could but after a while I've noticed a pattern in how people act in social life and I'm getting bored of it because now I always know what to say and how to say. I started looking for a person that will not act the way I think they will.
Is that normal
>>692842302
Ah, yes, I could see that. Let's see. Irritability, anxiety, depression, mood swings...
What treatment is she getting? What is her prognosis? As well, what do you mean by "showing off my culture"?
As well, what do you want out of the relationship?
>>692841886
Thanks a lot for the advice. I am very fond of making lists and schedules, hatching plans in general. My issue is with sticking to them. If I divide the tasks and take baby steps, making it as easy as possible for myself to have some success, how fast would you say I should pick up the pace? When I feel like it or when it gets boring?
>>692842499
No, it isn't normal, because you are generally supposed to enjoy interaction because...it's interaction. However, you may simply have not found the person who fits you right; I'd keep looking!
>>692842573
I would say you will pick up the pace naturally, as your desire to complete your project increases! So do it as you feel, but if you get bored, try to switch it up; do something a little different, maybe try something a bit harder.
>>692842544
levothyrox. Cancer's in remission.
I mean that if i'm using words she don't know about she gets mad at me.
I-i w-would like t-to be a couple for a few years. also fuck her in the ass.
>>692843007
>levothyrox
She MAY have the incorrect dose. I would ask her to talk to her doctor, as well, I would have a sit down, face to face, no anal. conversation with her about her behavior and what you want from her, what you are willing to put up with, and what is unacceptable.
If she's unwilling to change her behavior to accommodate your deal breakers, walk away.
Why do i have body dysmorphia? whats the cure i dont wanna be trans
Hi, Alice!
Thank you for what you're doing here.
I believe that you will save lifes with your work, maybe you already did.
I hope over the next years more people like you will come help those who only talk about their feelings on the Internet.
You're one of the best anons I've ever talked to.
Love you lots <4
>>692842727
Thanks again. I sure hope this works out, I guess having something to strive for would make life a lot more interesting.
Can I do something in return, to repay you for your kindness and time? I would invite you over for tea, but I guess that might be impractical.
>>692843416
There is no cure. Seek medical attention.
>>692843420
Thank you <4
>>692843281
>no anal
c-can't fuck my tsundere?
>>692843523
>no cure
>seek medical attention
? .-.
>>692843509
*smiles* Just keep me up to date. I'll be here if you need more help.
>>692843525
If you want a relationship, a real one, you need to deal with what both of you want and come to an understanding first.
Then go wild.
>>692843659
Do you think...all...medical attention...is cures...?
why do my spaghetti-0s keep making lightning?
>>692843762
what's the point in seeking medical attention if there is no cure?
>>692834891
If you stuttered, you wouldn't say the"p" because it's silent. Is that the joke?
>>692843905
....what? Are you serious? Like, is this legit here? Are you pulling my leg?
There's no cure for AIDS, but if you take antiretrovirals, you can live a long and happy life. Treatment....isn't as good as cure...but is better than NOTHING.
Literally nothing you get over the counter cures anything; it's all treatment mate!
>>692834891
Op I feel anger sadness every day I want to shoot my temple sometimes but then I go back to anger start punching bag and avoid my family I'm currently in my room just alone in the darkness what can it be?
I was wandering or wondering or both I don't know
Do you drink
Smoke
Done drugs before?
Is a carrer in psychiatry worth it and what does it take to do one ? xd
>>692841886
Sorry i guess a better way to describe it is a lack of any emotion this sinking feeling in my chest
>>692834891
Never been to one of these threads before. What happens in it?
>>692844305
Besides*
>>692844149
Sounds like something on the mood disorder spectrum. Seek medical attention.
>>692844239
That's a bit personal mate; why do you wanna know?
>>692844286
I wouldn't know; I'm not a psychiatrist.
>>692844305
That sounds like an emotion though: depression.
>>692844344
I try to help people.
>>692844125
I was just thinking that, but I'm pretty sure that if it's read the way it's intended, then it's probably fine.
>>692844415
I mean, isnt psychiatry like psychology but a bit more complex cause of medicine nd shit, atleast thats what i´d imagine it being.
Any tips on how I should take my life?
>>692844721
No. Not even close. Psychiatrists are actual doctors with M.D.'s.
>>692844415
How do I help make people feel better? I just stop talking whenever someone tells me something sad because I don't know what to say. The last time I opened my mouth, it made me look like a prick.
Wtf do I say
>>692844415
Is it odd to have it for a very extended amount of time?
>>692844721
my nigger, have you not heard of Dr. Hannibal Lecter before?
>>692844784
You shouldn't.
>>692844867
Uhm. I mean, I'm not running training classes at this point so...sorry, can't help you there.
>>692844910
It's a sign of the mental disorder known as "depression".
>>692834891
what does the test show when you have to draw 1 person, 1 house ???
>>692844415
Ok, less personel, kid
Are psychologists disgusted of psychedelic substances to the point of staying away from them for life
Alice, I'm in love with somebody I shouldn't be in love with.
>>692845059
That's not going in the tip jar.
>>692845059
you had training classes..?
>>692845175
No. Most psychedelic substances were invented or used for psychiatric purposes. MDMA, 2C-B, even stuff like cocaine was used waaaay back with Freud.
>>692845234
It's the best answer anyone can give you.
>>692845217
Tell me more.
>>692834891
hello op. my name is danish. i have quite some problems. my grandmother is dieing of cancer. my mother just got her heart cerguri. i just moved into my moms house. i left my grilfreind.
and now i feel like my freinds are stabbing me in the back everytime they plan something that is not with me.
i get angry at everything. and i cant stop thinking about murder. today i allmost kicked my dogs cus it barked.
how do i stop beeing angry. and how to stop the sweet thoughs of murder.
love daneish.
is is psychologist or spychologist?
>>692845364
How would a short answer keep me from jumping of the tower bridge.
>>692845373
You have a serious condition of typaids. Go kill yourself.
>>692845595
thanks op. real helpfull. folks like you might catch a bullet one day.
>>692845351
Mmhm! Alice training classes!
>>692845510
It wouldn't, the suicide barrier would.
You asked me a question; I answered it. It looks like what you REALLY want is for me to try to dissuade you from suicide. Why don't you tell me what is going on, and we'll work towards patching you up instead of playing 20 questions?
>>692845364
He is taken. He's my best friend. Watching him have fun with her hurts.
>>692842227
I don't know, I think that to be interesting you have to have something to say that people relate to, or at least stories to tell.
I am Math Major, when I wake up I study say Hilbert Spaces or Topological Group Theory. You can't really talk about that to people without them saying it's technical and it doesn't speak to them. And they are right.
But that's the only interesting thing in my life.
So I have litterally nothing to sell about me... I am not particularly funny or talkative, I get bored easily in social situations.
It doesn't mean I don't like people, but I feel I just don't have enough life experiences or things to tell to interact with them.
>>692845735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XGskvr6VK9
Get philosophical with me
Not psychology but i do need advice. I have a friend who is on the complete opposite spectrum of social and political views as me. He is literally a We Wuz Kangs and goes on about white privilege and stuff. He also cant take anything un pc like saying nigger or really anything of that sort. Other than those views hes great. I recommended one of my all time series to 5 different IRL friends (Monster Hunter) and hes the only one that tried his best to play for my sake. Weve played it over some 600 hours now. He also reads or watches whatever i rec or let him borrow like a real cool dude. Should i just never bring up those types of topics or find someone more like me?
>>692834891
Alice, may I have the kitchen tea party webm, please?
>>692845811
*blinks* Why didn't you ask him out before she came around?
>>692845818
Ohh, how much category theory do you know? I've been working on using NGE to prove certain things about how bots should act in FPS's actually.
>>692845851
Can't load up vocaroo here.
>>692845884
I think if you think saying "nigger" at random is okay, he deserves better friends than you.
Just because someone has different beliefs than you doesn't mean you shouldn't or can't associate with them.
>>692845981
>>692845981
Ah? Why?
>>692846089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ge5rmpGnPY
>>692845735
I'm socially unfit and tend to have unusual behaviour. No matter what, if given enough time I will always screw things up. Not only that, but I enjoy being a total creep and stalk people. Not to a harmful point, I'm not driving them to stressful situations.
I live near a "suicide bridge", which is basically a train overhang of about 4 metres. Enough so you won't be able to stand up, so you're destined to be ran over by a train. No suicide nets there.
>>692846089
>*blinks* Why didn't you ask him out before she came around?
Because I didn't realize how hard I fell for him until I saw him with her.
>>692846089
>>692845981
I like to think there's a hopeful reason behind it. Why'd you make the video, if I may ask you that?
>>692846255
Still...can't...load...vocaroo...so why are you sending them to me?
Also, sorry everyone, but I'll be leaving soon. It's almost dinner time, and I need to cook <4
>>692846307
Okay. What does your doctor and therapist have to say about all this?
>>692846344
Then all you can do is wait, Anonymiss.
Have you ever sought medical attention?
*because you totally should you psychopath
We all know that you're only helping us for the good girl points to get all the tendies*
>>692846344
Classic problem. You got two options. Try to talk with him, or cope with the feelings of a missed chance. Hey, at least females are biologically able to get over lost love. See that as a little bit of sunshine, I guess?
>>692846495
lol! I thought you meant can't upload vocaroo.
>>692846441
It was a test <4 I'll be making a whole WebM cooking thread eventually.
>>692846516
That you, Nevada?
>>692846650
Nope. Can't load em.
Fat wife caught me masturbating to porn. What do,
>>692846495
Never told them any of my activities. I've always been very general. It's complicated, and I am not going to take the risk.
>>692846765
Is that really an issue?
>>692846765
Nothing, dafuq is wrong with masturbating?
>>692846765
....nothing? You are an adult man and can masturbate when you want?
>>692846834
You...need to tell them everything, or they can't help you.
>>692846495
>Anonymiss
Cute. But I'm a guy. There may have been some uncertainty whether she swings that way or not that prevented me from acting.
>>692846641
I'm not a female. I don't want to screw with his relationship which has way more of a chance of being successful than any possible relationship he could have with me.
>>692846753
Not Nevada
Just a random anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylfTgOK1wQk
this your documentary?
Not for me but a friend of mine is really depressed, she has been taking pills for it for years but a few days ago she started feeling worse. She says she doesn't even fell sad, she only feels empty. She's even flunking some classes because of it. She also has diabetes if that has anything to do with it.
>>692846950
Hey, better to ask and know than to not ask and never know.
But you also kinda missed your shot Anonymiss; all you can do is wait for a second chance.
>>692847049
Okay. What the hell is "tendies" then?
>>692847058
It's...a youtube video made from one of the speeches I gave in 2011...what memories.
Why am i so reluctant to get closer to people. I get invitations every now and then to go out or just to hang out but it scares me shitless. I pretty much keep everyone around me as an aquantince and thats as far as it goes. Please help Alice. I want to have a close friend too.
Is derium still alive?
>>692847220
Is there a question in this? If she's going to a therapist, that's the best thing she can do. Encourage her to talk to her therapist.
Unless you are underageb&, in which case, nothing you can do.
>>692847246
That's social anxiety. Go to a doctor. Beta blockers and CBT can be very effective.
>>692847315
Yes.
>>692847238
It's a meme just google it
>>692847238
Wew lad, you've been around quite a while
>>692846921
Help me with? I can keep myself from pleading goodbye, it's just hard to live with myself. I just tend to ignore things, at least, not giving a shit worked. Until recently, when I realised I wouldn't become anything, ever. No reason to live right? So why live?
>>692846950
Oh, oh god. This is awkward. Sorry and all. Well, like I previously said, either talk or deal with it.
For years i've thought that i had some kind of gender dysphoria but I recently realized that It was probably just a product of my distorted and somehow misogynist vision of how cute girls are treated and I naturally wanted to feel like that. I'm quite a sensitive person and I've allways liked cute things such female fashion, but I know I can't fucking go aroud the street using a skirt to feel cute, It wouldn't work, I'm a fucking bear.
Anyways this situation just gave me confusion and stress specially because I'm straight and I just had one girlfriend ages ago, even if I eventually find a girl that is ok with how i feel I'm pretty sure I wouldn't deserve her love.
I've felt that probably killing myself and hope to be reborn as a cute girl is the only way I could feel good with me and stop just being a delusional faggot. I'm not allways that depressed but yeah, What should I do to feel better?
oh shit it seems you are leaving...
>>692847545
2004. Only five years as Alice though.
>>692847495
What is a meme?
>>692847623
Help you with wanting to commit suicide.
>>692847626
"I'm pretty sure I won't deserve her love"
Maybe you should let HER decide that? Like, don't put words in other peoples mouths man; if someone loves you, they think you deserve it. That's the only thing that matters.
Also, there is no such thing as reincarnation, so maybe don't do that. You need to change your perspective, and stop putting such undue pressure on yourself.
Be who you are; let all else follow.
>>692847478
She has told me that therapy does nothing for her, the therapist is there just spending her time, and im worried she will fail some classes this semester because most of the time she is just so sad she can't study or even stay on class
>>692846089
Sorry I didn't have yet courses to teach me about computational applications of category theory, so I don't think I can help you here.
But that's interesting, I didn't knew category theory had applications in computing before you told me about it.
>>692847912
Then she needs to try different therapy. What is she currently in?
>>692847930
It does <4 I use it all the time!
See? You just need to talk to people who share your interests. No biggie. Don't be so hard on yourself.
>>692846765
I should clarify. We have talked about masturbation and she said she was cool with it but walking in on me upset her a little. I care about her even though she hasn't taken very good care of her self. She is acting kind of funny since it happened.
>>692847901
>What is a meme?
I hate u ã… .ã…
>>692847901
Euthanasia is not legal where I'm from.
>>692849082
<4 *hugs*
>>692849161
Yes. They will help you NOT want to do it.
>>692849245
I don't. I'm not suicidal. I just don't see a point in living, it hurts.
>>692849526
Right, that's suicidal idealation.
>>692849245
How many of you are there?
>>692849895
Just me.
Youre a cool person. Listening to people like this all the time.
Hope you have a nice life desu
>>692850095
If it were so easy...anything I can do for you, desu-anon?
>>692849882
I do not have suicidal thoughts. See, when autism is strong you try to find meaning behind all. I realised I was nothing that can't become anything. So my life is useless to this world, so it doesn't matter whether I'm alive or not. Are you following me, or am I talking bogus?
>>692850502
Yes, that's suicidal idealation. I just told you this.
>>692850276
No im fine right now. Just feel bad that i dont enjoy my hobbies as much as i used to but ill get through it. Thanks for asking.
Whats troubling you though? Im not much in advice but i could lend an ear at least if you want.
>>692850778
Ah, it's nothing that could be fixed like that, sadly.
That sounds like a touch of anhedonia though; why do you feel bad you don't enjoy them?
>>692834891
im sooooo hony but i must not fap, what to do?
>>692850751
I don't want to be dead, I just don't care. Death scares me, that's the only reason not to kill myself. And seeming I have unusual hobbies and interests I might as well end it, to prevent myself from gaining another depression.
>>692850990
...why must you not fap? It's bad to not masturbate, frankly.
What is your back-story of becoming a 4chan superstar?
>>692851256
You don't seem to understand that is literally suicidal idealation. Like, you keep arguing it isn't, because you don't want to die, but then...you then argue...you should die.
That's the same thing, boyo.
>>692851333
Never happened, so no back story.
My sibling drives me insane and they're the only thing that's ever actually given me an anxiety attack
What do I do?
>>692851333
I grew up with the almighty Lord himself, Adolf Hitler. (I called him Ady though)
>>692851482
How old are you?
>>692851495
Hi Nevada.
>>692851257
i need my mind clean and energy (lots of study and sport)
>>692850876
Hmm. Well ok. Is it financial or family issues? Kinda sad youre helping all these peeps when youre going through some shit too.
Its nothing big i just used to enjoy games and anime a lot more back in my earlier years (Not that im old im only 18 turning 19 soon) and now it just seems really tiresome. You have enough people asking for help so dont worry about me though f a m.
>>692851256
>might as well end it
>not suicidal
Is this a bait?
>>692851476
I did make it seem like I want to. To be honest it's a bundle of arguments whether I should or shouldn't. I don't know anymore.
Is it possible for a person to be self-destructive without any underlying problems?
>>692851554
I am Robin.
>>692851575
Yeah, then you should masturbate. It's been shown to improve cognition AND sports activity.
Stop using bro-science and actually learn some real science.
>>692851582
Neither.
>>692851712
Then you should just stay away from them.
>>692851760
Not "seem"; that's the only possible conclusion. And there is no argument for should or shouldn't; you shouldn't.
So tell your doctors everything they need to know to help you. Simple.
>>692851912
No. It's intrinsically an underlying problem.
>>692851928
And I'm batman.
>>692851932
Fair enough, what about paranoia? Any tips with that?
>>692852186
What kind of paranoia? And have you been to a doctor?
>>692851932
Are you sick then?
>>692852013
You're the best friend of Lord meme. But seriously, I don't like those bad jokes.
>>692852186
Look straight into the sun with a telescope I heard that it gives you superpowers
>>692852694
I'll have to save that for when I leave.
>>692852405
I have depression.
>>692834891
I'm avoiding eye contact with people talking to me ;/ I feel not comfortable when I look into their eyes. Is that normal?
Thank you for help :)
I feel often emotionally numb lately
What can I do about it?
>>692852332
Not about paranoia. Minor paranoia. Also some individuals have noticed my behaviour was similar to someone with bipolar disorder. Never noticed that before, never have heard that before either. Of course it's an uneducated individual who said it, but I value all type of critique. Not always very positive.
Still hate you, Avatarfag. I appreciate the long pause between Threads, but I still have to request that you go and drown yourself in closest lake/ocean available to you.
Thanks in Advance.
>>692852505
Are you mentally challenged? The filter will burn off the telescope before the light reaches your etes
>>692852845
Oh. I really wish i knew more about this type of stuff. Dont you have people online you can talk to? People you know? How long have you felt bad.
>>692852871
No, that is not normal. You have social anxiety. Seek medical attention.
>>692852875
Well, what has changed in your life?
>>692853065
How in the world did they think "bipolar"? What was their reasoning?
>>692853115
The long pauses were due to medical emergencies on the part of me and my dog. But yeah, sure, that makes sense.
>>692853228
My whole life. It's a medical condition; I've had some success with ketamine therapy though.
I find myself really attracted to my best friend and ex girlfriend but I don't know how to make it clear without making it weird. Not sure if I should just leave it at asking her to show butt once in a while but she said she's not into me but she still sometimes sends me nudes.
ayy alice nice to see you
>>692853514
Nice to see you too.
>>692853361
Walk away, Anonymous.
>>692853635
Alright
>>692853349
I love medical emergencies! They are a good alternative to drowning yourself. So carry on, Avatarfag! I will go to bed now.
>>692853349
Well i hope you find something that works for you one of these days. Sorry to hear that.
So hows your dog doing now? Is it better?
>>692853349
The way I've been acting, apparently I had mood regulation issues. I personally have the idea that I change my personality quite often. Nothing like MPD, as I have clear memories of when it happened (well, as far as my memory is clear). Odd, although it doesn't bother me.
>>692853737
Sleep tight, dear Anonymous *tucks in*
>>692853745
She's much better. I have to force feed her corn syrup though.
>>692853922
Personalities don't change like that, and MPD isn't a real thing.
So, I'm pretty sure you just have mood disregulation. You'd KNOW if you had bipolar; it's a lot worse than that.
Alice why don't you stutter anymore?
>>692854041
Like I said, I do not think it myself, neither does my psychologist and doctor.
>>692854067
Did you not read the header? I s-stutter. Just not as much.
>>692834891
I love helpful people Have a nice day anon :)
>>692854067
Alice feels comfortable around us now. Now that thy knows more about us, and knows to identify us. We all have different styles of typing, funny, isn't it?
>>692851928
>>692852013
Are you two married?
Hey psych, should I prioritise getting treatment for gender identity disorder and hope it sorts out my depression, or prioritise the depression?
>>692854041
Well that sucks. She has trouble sleeping on her own? Is she in pain or something?
>>692854601
I'd wish so. But sadly, no.
>>692834891
My penis is 16-17cm and a guy from my age is 20, should i feel ashamed r something?
>>692854745
I really laughed at that one, Anon.
How do I get rid of my depression? I feel like no one loves me, and that everyone is so much better than me. I feel like I'll amount to nothing.
>>692854685
No, she's just really tiny so she runs out of glucose easily.
>>692854675
You should consult your doctor and therapist.
>>692854745
Why would you feel sorry or ashamed about your penis period?
>>692854973
I love you.
>>692855042
Thank you. I know you're just a stranger on the internet, and we don't even know each other, but that means a lot to me.
Thank you.
>>692837332
I had to be referred by my doctor to the emergency room because of the state I was in. The first time I went they rejected me because I wasn't certain I wanted to kill myself. Ottawa here
Things are better now a year later
Not much but they are
I guess
>>692855015
Well, me and my gf were talking about those sorts of things, and, we act like best friends so, i told her the guys penis size and she started to say ''omg thats so long, its just too much'' so, that sstarted worrying me
>>692854973
You can't "get rid of it"; you need to go to a doctor and get treatment.
>>692855370
So don't jam it all in; you don't HAVE to force every inch in you know.
Has she seen your penis yet?
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME I AM GRTTING ANGRY I HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE QHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME
>>692855303
I hope you have a nice day Anon. ;)
>>692855015
Hope she gets better then.
Same for you. Im off to eat now.
>>692855683
You, too.
>>692855649
So.. Do you know my name?
>>692854973
Take little steps bro, and realize you're not alone with feeling that way.
>>692855714
Thank you <4
Have a nice day
>>692855649
Jesus wasn't a real guy. Look into gnosticism.
>>692855819
I KNOW YOUR NAME ITS YOUR CELESTIAL NAME ITS A NAME YOU WER GIVEN BY GOD NOT BY PARENTS THEY ARE LIARS WE HAVE BEEN DECIEVED
>>692855934
YOU ARE REJECTING THE HOLY TRINITY MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON YOU MY FATHER WOULD NOT LIE TO ME I AM YOUR LORD I AM THE SHEPPARD
>Well, what has changed in your life?
I have stopped having suicidal ideation. I have started on ritalin. I have tried to build up some self worth but it just makes feel lazy when i don't feel like i need to justify my existence.
>>692855992
My name is the name I have by heart, it is not something given. Only higher beings are able to find out what it is. If you are Jay-Z Christ than you must know it, right?
>>692855538
no, we are still kind of young, i mean, ive read that the vagina adjust at the penis size and so, but, i feel like i dont got enough to compete with other guys
>>692856293
THE NAME YOU ARE ASKING FOR HAS BEEN GIVEN IF YOU LISTEN YOU WILL HEAR ME CALL
>>692855934
I wish I could hug you :3 It's time to sleep (1:20AM here) I'm gonna miss you, is there any place where I can find you?
I just watched Penny Dreadful and a woman therapist practicing "Alienism" gave Vanessa Ives great advice: "do something today that you've never done before, it can be anything, go somewhere you've never been, eat something you've never eaten etc." I'm gonna start doing it tomorrow and just wanted to share!
>>692856181
Why are you on ritalin?
>>692856389
The vagina is about 3-4 inches in size. Do you have more than that? Congrats, you've got enough.
>>692856414
[email protected]
>>692856497
Start with killing yourself
I am killing myself from the inside.
>>692856563
add
>>692856744
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>692834891
I'm bad at explaining, so I'll try it otherwise.
The good:
I'm in love with a girl.
She's in love with me too.
We've been really flirty lately and she makes me extremely happy.
The bad:
She's living in another country.
She's got a boyfriend.
Earlier she pretty much rejected me, said she wants to cut back to flirting as she feels guilty about it.
It's not even like I never talk to girls and whatnot, but something about her just managed to completely captivate me, for a really long time now actually, despite the distance and the feelings just don't get weaker, no matter what. I feel like trash and I know I'll have to accept her choice, even though that's the last thing I want to do. I just want her so badly, it's kind of ridiculous.
>>692856930
How funny, that made me laugh out loud so hard!
>>692856997
Cut your illusion. Start thinking realistic before it will break you.
>>692856997
I'm sorry, Anon. But if she likes you so much, why doesn't she break up with her current boyfriend? Is something keeping her there? Fear of how her BF might react to her attempting to breaking up with him, perhaps?
>>692856997
Just stop talking to her bro, it'll get better
First of all, thanks OP, for being a nice person
OP, I'm starting to emerge from NEETdom and have had some recent success in school but I feel like things are more tenuous than I'd hope.
For starters, one of the main things that bothers me is that I'm rather physically unattractive in several unfixable ways. I know there's more to life than love, but it's hard to envision a future without it that I can fully enjoy I guess. Combined with relentless nihilism, I'm not sure what I'm living and struggling with life for. Naturally, my motivation in school is suffering, again.
I'm starting to fantasize fairly often about living very cheaply and working my fingers to the bone, and eventually giving my savings away to someone who it can actually make happy like my sister. Whether that involves offing myself, I guess I'm taking a wait and see stance on that.
I guess I'm at kind of a loss of how else to find meaning in my life. Even if I dedicate myself to that course of action though, I struggle to see it making me happy, and I'm tired of waking up feeling like shit in the mornings after I have dreams of far far better times in my life.
wat do
>>692857324
Uhh. What ways are unfixable, again? I'm a burn victim and I found love; what exactly is so wrong with you that you can't?
>>692857160
I've been trying to do so and usually I'm rather level-headed, but despite me knowing that it's just not going to happen I can't help it. There was even an extended period of time where we had no contact whatsoever, but even that wasn't enough to get me away from her. I don't understand myself in the slightest in that regard.
>>692857195
It's basically the distance and apparently she broke up with him once already for a few days; he ended up eating nothing whatsoever, pretty much being dead on the inside, so I guess she fears he'd do that again.
How do i tell my gf that i have foot fetish?
>>692834891
M-my girlfriend left me and my parents are dead.
I only have my granfather but he is dying from abdominal cancer.
P-Please make me feel a bit better.
>>692857324
Rethink your life. Start from when you were born. Highlight turning points, even if minor. Revert them if possible.
If that doesn't help go buy some dank plant or get some psychiatrist to prescribe some medication.
i love how sometimes, between all the hate 4chan has, you treat yourselves so nice
>>692856596
how rude!
>>692857668
Open your mouth and say "I have a foot fetish".
>>692857732
*wraps her arms tightly around you from behind, resting her head on your back and squeezing tightly* All I can give you is the comfort of my touch, but you are welcome to it.
>>692857668
"ey gurl im kinda into feet, you up for that?"
>>692857566
I have a big Jew nose and I have several scars and pockmarks, I also have an overbite and one eye.
Why are you such a massive faggot
>>692857920
Thank you.
>>692857949
All can be fixed except one. How did you lose your eye?
do you belive in life after death ? i am not talking heaven and hell i am talking seeing peoples traveling but you are not here all you can do is scare peoples by moving things trying to talk to them but you cant ?
like is life just bieng a object or we have a soul.
since or brain works whit electricite maby we can actualy still be alive but not be in a living body.
did you fuck marisa lately?
>>692857949
So, nothing that really matters? Sounds like you can easily overcome those, compared to, well, lacking a good portion of your skin.
If I can do it, you can do it. Just get a sweet rave eye, and you'll be the life of the party.
>>692858004
Who, me?
>>692858097
It's my honor, Anonymous.
>>692858164
No. That's not how the brain works at all. When you die, it's over.
>>692858004
thanks ;)
>>692857566
Acne scarring, intermittent acne, short as fuck, probably going to look like I'm melting after I finish my weight loss.
Looking in the mirror makes my stomach knot. Especially the height, I look like a bearded middle schooler.
>>692858153
I tried to blind myself the first time I looked in a mirror
>>692858265
If I can do it, you can do it.
>>692858216
Recently, I heard about DMT being released whenever you're about to die, which makes your last few seconds feel like an eternity in dreamland. How true is this?
>>692857566
Short, acne scarred, acne, probably going to look like crap after I'm finished with weight loss.
The shortness is what bothers me most though. I look in the mirror and it makes my stomach knot. I'm 21 but it looks like I'm a bearded middle schooler.
could a new bread be made? this one is about to 404
>>692858320
I'm starting to Eminem all over the place, but thanks for calling me a cunt. You're probably not even that ugly, just fix your self esteem.
>>692858004
Why anyone is taking this weeb sperglord seriously is beyond amazing to me. This place has become a den of awkward tryhards.
>>692858216
you realy belive that op ?
i am sure with all the bullshit of seeing strange mather move on cameras ther must be a life after death a hopless, horrible and lost life of roaming as a mass of electricite.
>>692858486
No, bump limit is 500 on /b/.
>>692858508
Because he/she is making us feel better about ourselves, something some of us really need.
