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ITT:
>Post Career
>Age
>Salary
>Dream Career
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>>692819603
>network engineering and programming
>30
>231K USD
>Not this. I wanted wealth, but forgot to consider lifestyle. I work insanely long hours with a bunch of people that don't know how to have fun.
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>>692819603
>chef at wendy's
>28
>$8.50/hr
>manager at wendy's
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>>692819814
>Lying about your job in a website full of virgin losers
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>>692819886
>chef
>Wendy's

kek
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>Law school student
>19
>0
I'm studying and my mother would fuck me over if I had a job
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Physicist at NIST
24
102,567
build business were people invest in the building of advanced architecture in resource rich or strategic trade areas and work out a payment plan with country for buildings, matching investors +12% yearly.
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Lab assistant
17
23
Pornstar
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>>692820229
I'm not. I make 150K in cash and another 81K in stock, which vests twice yearly.
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>DSO/ International Student Services
>26
>whatever 17 an hour is
>ideally I'd like to work IT in a dark basement, but somehow completely unavailable to others, while basically keeping the company running. like a myth or something. linkin park playing daily
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Marketing
19
40k (with commission)
Voice actor
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>Delivery driver (PIZZA BOI LOL)
>26
>$15-20/hr with tips
>Anything else, but this money is so good for such little effort.

I literally smoke cigs, listen to music/podcasts, and collect money for doing nothing. But damn it's embarrassing to be nearly 30 and still delivering 'za.
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>>692819603
> U.S Military
>23
>$2000/month
>teacher
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>>692819603

>Network Engineer
>26
>$58k
>Meteorologist or Astrophysicist working for NASA or NOAA
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>unemployed
>31
>won $1.5 million in 2014 WSOP
>dream would be to win the main event and be set for life

I give myself a $50k/year stipend, not having a mortgage/rent/car note makes that go a lot further than you think
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>>692819603
I love how 4chan is full of 14 year olds jerking off to facebook photos and begging for $5 games on Steam, but as soon as someone posts a "What do you do for a living?" thread, they're all suddenly silicon valley millionaires.
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>>692820646
please give me 200 dollars I'm not worthy
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>>692819886
i hope you do not really call yourself a chef
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>>692820953
How much did you lose to taxes?
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>>692819603
>dentist
>24
>~$40k in a post soviet country
>neet
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>>692819603
>front desk at hotel
>25
>14 an hour plus comissions (ranges from $30-80 daily)
>Legal distributer or or administer o legal psychedelic drug treatment..... you said dream job
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>NEET
>28
>~$720 a month
>Something that pays well that I can actually hold, enjoy, and succeed at for more than a few months

Only way I'll be able to maintain employment anywhere is with self employment...
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>Childhood disability/ssi
>25
>whatever the nice taxpayers are willing to give me
>daywalker
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> AutoCAD drafter
> 32
> $35k
> I want a career that involves a lot of social interaction with limited screen/paperwork time, like running a bed and breakfast or a hostel
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>laborer (fucking sucks)
>33
>50k
>sports broadcaster or coach or anything sports related
>>
>Wildlife biologist
>23
>50k
>same field, hopefully reaching 100k/year by retirement
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>F&B manager
>30
>About 60K USD
>Pretty much the same. Salaray might not be the best, but ive travelled all over the world, and its fun.
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>>692821323
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>>692819603

>Medical Sonographer
>28
>~$70k w/ overtime
>work for GE/Philips/Toshiba
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>Registered Nurse with BSN
>31
>73k
>Famous Musician
>>
>none
>20
>none
>archaeologist
>>
>>692820091
I can't wait for summer to end
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Tech support
21
£19k Per year
Airline Pilot
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>>692821508
interested in working in Bratislava? i have work for you
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>>692819603
>storeman at grocery store
>27
>33k
>ice hockey player
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>Student but got job at subway
>19
>minimum wage
>real life tony stark
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>>692821797
>Bratislava
top kek, don't do that if you don't want to fuck your life up
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>Disability Attorney
>32
>$53k plus bonuses

Honestly, this job is pretty tight. I work from home and bosses leave me alone. I'm not sure I could really find anything much better.
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>cardiothoracic surgeon
>27
>dont know yet (Just started), but it's about 3 to 7k usd per surgery
>dream job: Fighter jet pilot.

I wasn't fit to be a pilot (near sighted) so I set out to purchase my own plane and fly it.
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>>692819603
>?
>19
>?
>Professor
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>>692820091
Even the mods are on summer vacation.
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>support engineer
>25
>82k USD
>pretty much this job but while traveling the country
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- Sales representative at Heineken + run small fastfood stand in addition
- Eastern Europe (feelsbadman.jpg)
- 23
- Salary as representative - 800-1400€/month
- Money from my big biz - 500-900€/month (but it cost me like 5 hours of work/month, i have 2 employees working there)
- my dream is not job, but tons of money and nothing to do
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>>692821990
Were you great in school, or did you have shit grades?
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>Teacher
>23
>$46,390
>WWE writer, guy who makes up names for paint colors
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>>692819603

>software developer
>28
>165k
>self employed
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>>692822031
Since we're here, any tips on how to get my first job? I'm starting college soon and was thinking about work in some kind of library or anything. Wanting something that involves social interact.
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>>692819603

>Salesman in a souvenir shop
>25
>5€/h, working almost 60hours a week
>bookwriter
>>
>currently working part time in retail
>18
>still on probation so not really definitive
>Personal trainer or fitness instructor
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>>692821939
huh?

>>692821990
i have a position for you in Bratislava

>>692822031
i have a job opening for you in Bratislava

>>692821842
theres a position open here in Bratislava if you want it

>>692821669
i can get you some work in Bratislava

>>692821645
your skills can be put to use here in Bratislava.

I am a wealthy man here in Bratislava. I can use all of your skills for my business opportunity yes. reply to this with your email and i will send job description to.
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>>692821508
>>692822372

heh, I work at Autodesk.
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>>692819603

>Med student
>25
>I pay 40k per year
>Musician would be dream career
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Diesel Mechanic
23
$43k
Commercial pilot
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>>692822573
what's in shitstakia?
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>>692822829
Probably the worst country you can move into as a foreigner.
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>>692821990

What country do you live in?
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>>692822573
If it's not prostitution, I want a job in Bratislava
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Junior Youth Worker
18
£19k per annum
God Emperor of Mankind
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>>692822178
Mmmm top 25 in school.
I have worked as an elementary school teacher and as a CS rep for a defunct airline to pay to HS.
I should get more money per surgery but since I'm just beggining I only work with Professors who know me from school. It's just a matter of time for a good hospital to hire me.
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>>692822573
[email protected]
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>>692819603
>Custodian at a Jr. High School
>58
>$11 per hour
>Custodian at a High School
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>>692820771
>US navy
>19
>2k a month as well
>anything but military
dang feels good to be e-3
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>>692823046
yo lmao
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>>692820646
>i will put some random numbers there and there in paint for teh lulz
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>>692823055
im an e4
my pay is fucked up rn i supposed to be making at least 2400 a month
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>security guard on weekends
>20
>$~12/hr
>network engineering, I'm too dumb for programming
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>>692820888
>>692819814

So how is the field, worth working?
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>>692821669
Keith?
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>>692821011
Didn't you know? /b/s main demographic are males 6'2 and over with a 7 and a half inch cock and makes over $100k annually.
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>>692819603
>Mining Engineering
>26
>360k USD/year
>Medicine
want that shit so bad, but anyways
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>>692822978
I meant med school, but if you were top 25 in there, fucking congratulations to you.

If only I were so perseverant.
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>>692821538
How does it feel that you studied so hard and only make 50k a year?
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>Street fruit vendor
>27
>less than 50k a year
>anything but
Can't wait till trump fixes everything for us!
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>>692823397
u make more than Obama?
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>>692821011
Kek.
Don't forget about the "cock appreciation" or "r8 my cock" threads.
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>>692823291
what branch are you
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>>692823046
dream job is a highschool custodian kek
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>>692822829
nothing, just people which think they are creators of universe if they make more than 1500€/month...average wage is 500€/m
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>>692823358

lol, i know you're being sarcastic. but this describes me perfectly.

>6'3
>7.75in
>123k
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Sales Engineer
125k
Own a successful brewery
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>>692823543
i'm one of the administrators of a copper mine and i'm making a MBA right now so yeah i earn a lot of money, but anyways i like this somewhat not that much as i like medicine
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>>692823639
Oh and 27 years old
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>career
don't work

>age
24

>salary
$0

>dream career
mass murderer
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>>692823712
can I hold 200 dollars
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>>692823478

Dude's lying to you, just so you know. Unless he went to med school at like 14 years old plus had those other careers before that, he's not a cardiothoracic surgeon.
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>>692823478
I must add I have ADHD which means a lifetime supply of Ritalin xD
And no, it wasn't really perseverance.
I'm just too goddamn stubborn and want my plane.
Med school is challenging but worth it. It's one of the careers that will help you develop skills you might actually need if you get lost in the woods
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>>692819603
Telecom hardware Tester, would like to be an important and respected artist.
€1800 a month, would like more but succes isnt about the paycheck.
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>>692823855
nope, already wasted a big part of my paycheck gifting here (Paypal , Steam games, etc), if you saw me hope you can remember :^)
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>>692823794
Salutations, from
>>692821428
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>Collision repair technician
>29
>$19 flat rate (I can push out about 200 hours a week with my helper)
>Honestly, cosplayer looks fun as hell. But I'm sure I won't make nearly as much money
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Ford technician
~40k a year, can vary with work
26 (with 20k in student debt tho)
Something like a Top Gear presenter.
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>>692823323
$58k guy here

I like it a lot. One thing I wish someone had told me when i was getting started was to get as many certifications as you can. I have a CCNA and that helped me get my foot in the door.

as for how the network engineer life is, it varies greatly. i work for the US Government so my life is pretty consistant, stress free, and i have lots of free/personal time. The place where i was working before i had to work my ass off and do shit work like installing hardware on desktop computers, using my own vehicle to transport switches, etc. it just depends on where you work. i love this field tho. everyone needs a network right.
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are any of you rich mfers gonna give me 200 bucks or not
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>>692819603
>Post Career: not career, job. refinery
>Age:41
>Salary: if job(s) consistent around 120k a year
>Dream Career: fucking hot cosplay girls at conventions
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>>692824042
Justin?
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>>692823516

poor bait attempt.

I hope you find happiness anon. I have.
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>>692823906
Heheheh nope.I'm about to turn 28. It is a good combination of luck.
I started school a year early and I also just finished last February.
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>Resident Internal medicine
>29
>$48k a year
>Nephrologist
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>>692822829
>>692822932
>>692823014

here is a small business i run. these are the going compensation rates for your nationality. contact me for more info.
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>>692824307

In what country?
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34 years old
Underwater welding
$110k-$130k/year (depends on the project)
I wanted to be an engineer with a formula 1 or WEC racing team but wasn't smart enough to get through engineering school.
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>>692819603
O shit is that brixx
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>>692823906
There's no reason he couldn't be one.

He said he's working with professors, who probably let him do minor stuff for now.
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>>692820646
Do you even know what vests means? How is your shit vestex yearly. You fully own it twice a year? Retard.
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>>692819603

> DevOps Engineer
> 30
> 135k (Took a pay cut to move to FL, higher quality of life)
> I'd rather be making 45k a year and sailing.
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>>692822273
I second the paint color job.
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>>692824400
ever weld any fishes together?
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>>692824549
Lol no, they tend to keep their distance once I get started
>>
22
Janitor 10/hr
Teacher
Honestly wish I could've been a teacher at a high school. Should've gotten a head start though, oh well, probably going to join a union and become a carpentor, or a luthier.
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>>692824302
Not bait. That's just garbage money for something you're expected to be an expert in. I make more than you, didn't try at all in school and do dick all at my office job. Honestly I would love to do what you do but considering what you make it doesn't seemail fair at all for the amount of work you had to put in to get there.
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Auto technician
36
80k
Porn actor
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>>692823953
>27 and I have a baby. Its hard to make up priorities in carreer with a kid
>>
how come everyone earns so much money, in my country earning more than 40k will require shit load of study or responsebility.
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>>692823906
no op but in uk you can leave high school at 16, 2 years in college to qualify for another 3 years in university and then specialise doing a 5 year course at med school

that would leave you at 26 so it entirely possible he is
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>>692824354
wtf, elite hunting, my nigga are you real ? what are you doing here then, go find somewhere else
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>>692824354
per YEAR? Fuck Bratislava
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>merchandise roller at thrift store
>29
>7.90/hr
>anything that pays more

Honestly it's because I was out of work for many years and this the third job in 2 years (one I left after 11 months, and the other was for 4 months and they laid all of us off) plus Missouri minimum wage sucks nigger dick.
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Mechanical Engineer
23
65k/yr
Car/motorcycle racing engineer
>>
>>692820591
hello Jared
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>>692824872

Because it's the internet and they're lying.
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>>692825024
how do i make my motorcycle go faster?
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>>692824491

Well I'm trying to figure out what country he's from but he won't answer me so far. He said he just finished medical school. In the USA, the fast track cardiothoracic surgery residencies are 6 years alone after med school. If he just finished med school, there's no way in hell he's a cardiothoracic surgeon. He would only be an intern and would not even have taken his final boards exam yet. He wouldn't be a board certified doctor of anything, let alone a cardiothoracic surgeon, and he certainly wouldn't be making 5-7k per surgery. He'd probably be making like 50k per year as an intern.

>>692824896
I'm not sure what the UK equivalent of residency is, but you certainly do not come out of med school as a cardiothoracic surgeon. If it's anything like the US, you can expect 6-8 more years after finishing med school.
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>>692825000
that's a sign on bonus. contact me. we will talk privately
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>>692825135
Become skinny.
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>>692825246
you niggas are stupid.

.rus domain names don't exist.
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>>692824522
That's 3 years of unvested RSUs.

I have enough, would be willing to share a bit to help with that butthurt you've come down with.
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>>692824872
40k is a small salary in North America. It's pretty much an entry level salary for most non skilled jobs.
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>>692825135

Apply more throttle.
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>>692825135
Unless you're in MotoGP, learn to ride it faster.
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>>692825005
you like being merchandise thrifter tho?
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>>692825246
I posted my email
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Army. 110k. Pool boy.
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>>692819603
>Apprentice Welder
>23
>$35,000
>Drug Kingpin
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>>692825135
Turbos
>>
31
$75 per show
Local actor/student
Anything historical related
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>>692819603
>>Post Career
i've never had any kind of job and have 0 qualifications.
>>Age
38
>>Salary
0
>>Dream Career
fucked if i know.

oh but i have two houses, a 2015 car, nice computers, 50 inch plasmas, hookers once a week, fantastic food... feels good to have 1% parents.

now get back to work, peasants.
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>>692824366
Mexico, moving to Germany in some years.
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>>692825318
come to Bratislava. I have a position opening for you.
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>Student at University
>24
>1180$/month from CSN
>Art Director
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>>692825292
i'll die though.
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>>692824872
I've been working on cars for 15 years and I'm master certified plus I have a n advanced level certificate and I'm really good at what I do so I get paid very well
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>28
>70k before taxes
>Network Security Engineer
>Would like to continue this career, however, when i'm in my 30s i hope to be making 100k+
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>>692825450
I'm sure they're just thrilled to have you.
>>
I really love the idea of all of us meeting in Bratislava
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>>692825494
nigga, your "signing" bonus is shit.
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>>692825450
well sometimes life seem fair ^^

have been in and out from shit jobs non stop.
making less money than a fucking homeless

Living on nudles.
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Personal care aide in a nursing home
22
$9.56/hr
I wanna be a musician. Not some hugely famous one, just wanna make enough money so I could live a regular ass life.
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>>692824400
Checked && where'd you go to school? What company do you work for??
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>>692825615
the fuck do they care? i haven't lived with them since i was a teen, and i can burn 100k a year and they don't notice let alone care
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>>692819603
> Blackhawk pilot
> 30
>~85k
> Blackhawk pilot
>>
> student + parttime as stagehand
> 19
> too little for those shitty hours
> building speakers or anything you can do without wasting your weekends
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>>692821990
In North America fighter pilots can wear corrective glasses. As long as they're correctable to 20/20. Unless your eyes are really shit. Then I guess cardiothoracic surgery might not be the career for you, either.
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>>692825135
Imitate the sounds it makes with your mouth as you go
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>>692825483

Then you're a liar. Residencies in mexico are similar to the US. You did not finish med school in January and are already a cardiothoracic surgeon. You are an intern if anything at all.
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>>692825380

It's alright. I see a lot of women come in and I get to look at them all day because I'm on the sales floor 75% of the time. Love the older women that come in. I want to fuck one of them.
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>>692825892
*meant february
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>>692825894
but have you actually fucked any of them? no? ok kden
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Unemployed
19
0
Computer programmer

Kill me
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>>692826051

Working on it.
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>>692825800
And that's why you're obviously the stand up human being you appear to be.
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>Junior Project Manager
>23
>£30k
>Air Traffic Controller
>>
>>692824354
Kek, I liked hostel too
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>>692826194
bitch i'm rich, normal etiquette and politeness is irrelevant, i do whatever i want, throw a few bits of paper at people and they do as they're told. i'm practically a superhero.
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>>692819603
> GPGPU programmer.
> 32
> 83K$/yr
> seller in a gastronomy
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>>692819603
Software engineer
28
90K year
Have my own company in Silicon Valley
>>
Software dev
23 y/o
135k $/year
>>
>>692819603
>none
>20
>$0 an hour
>killing myself
>>
>>692819603
Street electrician
35
25 hour
Well never had but i love electronic not like a job but like a hobby.
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>>692821166
move to America, dentists are fucking rich here
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>>692819603

OMG dream woman in pic

Run my own plant nursery
35
No salary, still losing money to startup expenses as new businesses usually do for the first couple years
This is my dream job
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>freelance programmer
>23
>roughly 200-300k a year

I mean since we're all lying and shit
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>>692819603

>sailor
>24
>1700 (euro/month)
>actor/stuntman
>>
>>692820514
>"My mommy would be mad"
Do you pay for a car? Insurance? Does she provide everything including your tendies?
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>>692826280
thats where i got my inspiration from. i actually run a business "like" hostel but it "isn't"
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>>692823920
>I'm just too goddamn stubborn and want my plane.

You know you can buy a nice docile trainer for $15000-20000? You know, a dependable low-performance plane that won't kill you straight away.

If you really are a doctor, don't buy a high performance plane right after getting your PPL. You will not survive long. And despite what you may think, you're not above the laws of physics. Seriously man, take that shit seriously & always put safety first. I don't want to see you in the NTSB or TSB reports.

Have you started your flight training already?
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>>692823293
>Network Engineering

I'm with this guy
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>>692826739

thats actually not unreasonable if you hustled work full time at $150 an hour.
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>>692825892
It usually goes like this: 4 years of med school, then 1 or 2 ( you are required 2 ) years of social services and then you become a special>>692825946ist. And then 2 or 4 of cardiothoracic. Buuut I went straight to ct surg
>>
>MD
>26y
>3k / week before taxes
>Cardiology specialist
>>
>>692819603
>Systems Engineer (IT):
>28
>55k
>Eventually move up to Senior Systems Engineer or Manager. Want to make 100K by age 40. I would be content with that. Happy now though, love what I do and who I work with.
>>
>>692821011

This
>>
24
Purchase specialist.
Around 700-800 euros a month
Im living it
>>
None
25
nothing
P.I.
>>
>>692819603
Nice Slam pig OP

Engineer
250 K
Better taste than OP
>>
>>692826389
All that money and it couldn't buy you any class.
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>>692820757
You seem like a chill guy, anon.
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>>692824015
What company do you work for?

Do you enjoy it?
>>
>graphic designer
>studying web design & development
>tfw no job
>concept artist/doing digital paintings for Blizzard
>>
>>692822573
>Bratislava

Nice try, asshole, but I'm not going anywhere near lava. Especially not bratisLAVA. Jackass.
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>>692821166
Estonia?
>>
>bike mechanic / college student
>21
>10.50 usd/hr
>professor of German literature at an elite university
>gf makes 80k a year as a data analyst though so we live pretty well, no car but always good food and fun vacations
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>Software Engineer
>23
>108k salary, 20k bonus, sold ~600k stock
>Software Engineer

cant wait to retire
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>>692819603
> Mobile Hardware Specialist
>51
>103
>Own a CNC equipped machine shop and turn out adult gadgets.
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>>692827149
the fuck do i care? what am i missing out on? i have to put in absolutely zero effort, ever. i just do whatever the fuck i want, and i still get everything money can buy. you're dreadful at hiding your jealousy.
cheer yourself up, take a look at these hotties.
https://www.girlsfromparadise.com/gallery.htm
brb fucking all of them :3
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>>692819603
>Airborne infantry
>21
>€1100
>Special Forces
>>
Office businessman
22
140k £
>>
>>692826135
do the free online coding classes CS 106a/b + 107 at Stanford, then apply for internships in silicon valley
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>>692827462
tf does that mean
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Engineer
19
155k $
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>>692826512

Lies. MAYBE if you were a CS, but no self respecting CS would say "dev". In fact, the mere presence of the word dev suggests entry level.

23? 90k max, even in the valley.
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>>692819603
>root bitches
>wouldnt go much lower then 13 and wouldnt go looking for it at any age
>ive rooted 6 bitches
>rootin bitches
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Firefighter
25
100K
Dream career: done
>>
>>692819603
>26
>MD/PhD Student
>32k stipend
>Medical Examiner
>>
>>692820296
>>692821017

How great is summer for newfag
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>police officer
>23
>50k per year
>This is my dream job
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>>692826945

Senior level here. Aim a bit higher than 100k. Switch jobs every 3 years, you'll be there in no time.
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>>692827383
Sounds like you have mommy and daddy issues or else you wouldn't be a raging man child. What's the matter? All little Richie rich wanted was a hug from mommy?
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>psychologist
>28
>90k $
>psychologist, i always wanted to be one
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>>692821011
Even the rich among us are still human. And either way, why would the rich kids go into beg threads? There's both well off and poorfags here.
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>>692826663
i'm definitely planning to, just need to save up more money
>>692827231
czech republic
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>>692819603

>Bridge Construction Supervisor
>22
>45-60k depending on Job bids
>Playing vidya for a living so I can have more time with my family and SO and people who enjoy seeing me having fun
>>
>>692819603
University Lecturer (Astronomy and planetary science)
47
£74k
I have it.
>>
>CSR (In Store Worker) at local Dominos
>18
>8.05/hr
Want a career in Network Engineering or some other sort of IT where I'm not somebody's bitch. Want to open up a nightclub/rave when I get older or an Auto shop that specializes in hooning and hooning technology.
>>
Internet specialist
26
178k $
>>
>>692825831
How did you score that job?
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>>692827652
lol what the fuck. nobody calls themself a computer scientist in this industry unless you work in academia. tons of people call themselves a dev.

And 90k max in the valley? 23 implies 2-3 years of experience so on the upper level of junior. Depending on the company, you can definitely make that much (tier 1 tech companies).
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>>692827775
the fact that you're calling someone a new fav for literally anything makes you as new as it gets. I been here since 06. You telling me that I missed some special old fag meeting where Wendy's niggas is actually real chefs now. Shut the fuck up you fuckibg cancer I'll have you know I have over 30 confirmed kills and I am
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>>692827383
>brags about fucking escorts.

Man you must be lonely.
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>>692819603
>heavy equipment mechanic
>150k-200k a year before taxes
>I wish I had of either started boxing, mma, or military.
>>
>>692821405
That's why I did it. Probably had over 100 jobs before that
>>
>major airline pilot
>33
>$180K
>retired, or a lot more senior on the seniority list.
>>
> Mechanic (self employed)
> 52
> around 180K a year.
> retired.
>>
>>692823293
>>692826892
i am a network engineer. programming and commands are sort of the same. get a CCNA to see if you want to be a network engineer
>>
>Bus driver
>germany ( im from Eastern Europe)
>2500 € brutto
>win the 48 millions at euro jackpot , and afterwards retire
>>
>trainee ship as an office administrator
>18
>$900/month
>some kind of manager (CEO of smth)

May sound boring but I actually like the trainee ship so far
>>
>>692825783
I'd rather not say where I went to school, I'm mostly working for offshore oil companies but it varies
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>network specialist
>6y exp 29 y/o
>168k €
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>>692828211

The only people who call themself "dev" are the newbies. I've worked Tier-1, I've worked startup. No one pays that much for someone with that little experience, not even the big guys.

And the fact you don't know anyone who has called themselves a (insert technical specialty here) scientist, show's me that you are some fuckwit slanging PHP from your mom's basement or working at some code factory. Not solving problems.
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>>692828704
Откуда приехал-то, уёба?
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>>692827948
>being this jealous
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>>692828211

I've worked Tier-1, I've worked startups. No one pays that little for someone with that little experience.

Also, the fact you don't know anyone who has ever called them a (insert technical specialty) scientist; that tells me you are some monkey pumping out low quality PHP at a code factory somewhere.
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Car restoration
22
2k/mo
CNC programmer
>>
>>692824015
>I can push out about 200 hours a week
>7 days in a week 24 hours a day
>168 hours in a week
> Repair technician with the ability to distort time
>>
>>692821017

they called us line cooks when I worked at pdq's, i'd appreciate the fact that they didn't call us "team members" but it was shit pay just the same
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>>692828811
>I've worked Tier-1
Some consulting firm that places you at shit companies isn't a top tier tech company you fucking autist.

And if you didn't make that much in SF/LA/NYC at the beginning of your career you don't know your worth. Talk to any hiring manager in our field dude.

Also, you should probably have a conversation about salary with your manager.
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>>692828404
What country? I just got my PPL, and in Canada you're a lucky airline pilot if you make over $100k, from what I understand.
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>>692819603
>IT technician in a big company
> 31
> 13k € year
> history professor at a college. (is what i studied in the college)
>>
>>692819603
HSE Advisor
33
Unemployed right now
When im workin the money is great
>>
>>692819603
>Intelligence Officer
>24
>£40,000pa
>Counter Intelligence Officer
>>
Fuck i am suprised that so many of u have a job! And that 90% are that wealthy earning 15k $+ /month! Only rich bitches on 4chan
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>>692828704
>dream career = win the lottery
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>>692819603
>research associate at a headhunting firm
>19
>35k
>Anthony bourdain's job
>>
>>692829199
USA
The majors in Canada pay well, all regional airlines however are shit, I worked for a regional for 7 years.
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>>692819603
>Cook
>24
>$9/hr
>porn
>>
>>692828215
The meeting was in 2005
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>>692829156

Sorry bro, I don't work with temp agencies. (Or as you call them, "consulting firms") I have VPs reach out to me to get shit done that inexperienced twats like you say they know what they are doing at 1/3 my price, fucking up the infrastructure in the process.

What's your background and specialization that you are able to pull in so much at a young age.
>>
IT apprentice
19
7k/yr - 17k/yr after 1 year training
Army
>>
>>692829431
It's not surprising that a bunch of beta's make decent salaries, ever hear the term alpha fucks, beta bucks?
Go to the alpha male forums where everyone is a personal trainer making $30K.
>>
>>692819603
>student
>24
>6k/year (scholarship)
>Pro musician / Professor-researcher in my field at Uni.
>>
>>692819603
20 danish navy, weapons guy
>>
>>692829570
Hmm, interesting. Would you say a commercial licence is worth it? If yes, what's the best way to make money with a pilot's license? I love aviation, just not sure if there's money there. Plus, a commercial + multi IFR is very expensive
>>
>>692819603
>City Carrier for Post Office
>21
>Last year made 45k, Pay bump this year, looking close to 47K
>Next few years gonna try and get into postal police for dat nice new salary
>>
>Automotive service manager
>22
>52k
>Millwright or ATC
>>
>>692829855
personal trainers make an average of like $55k a year
>>
>>692819603

> Senior Software Engineer
> 32
> $240k USD
> Professional footballer
>>
>>692819603
Aircraft maintenance engineer/airframe and powerplant
28
12/hour
Pilatus pc-12 pilot
>>
>IT tech at a hospital
>23
>$40,000
>Don't care, just want to retire asap.
>>
>>692819603

>Mill Operator
>27
>47k
>Foreign embassy employee. Got the education for it, just looking for an opening. 3-5 rotation (3 months on, 5 months off)
>>
>>692828979
Not really. You sound very bored with life. Plus you're a pasty brit fag. Nobody is jealous of some inbred brit who has to pay for pussy.
>>
>>692830171
>You sound very bored with life
fucking lol. no, i'm quite enjoying the cocaine and the 19yo hookers, thanks
>nobody is jealous
well you blatantly are, the rage is oozing from your post
>>
>>692830000
>>
>Casino Security
>26
>$13.50/hr, 40 hrs/week
>unemployed lottery winner
>>
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>>692819603
Checkout Assistant at big4 supermarket
16
£5k
Fund manager / Personal Trainer
>>
>>692829767
I'm not the person that you originally responded to, just pointing out that you're fucking retarded.

>I have VPs reach out to me to get shit done

fucking kek man. You just sound like some kid in college just finishing up his first CS 101 class with Python.

If a VP is reaching out to you, you're either there for a senior role or for eng management. If you're in either, you aren't there to "fix the infrastructure".

Also who the fuck calls it infrastructure unless you're talking about networking and datacenters. Shit like IaC has made that brainless anyways you fucking retard cuck. kys.
>>
>>692826876
Okay I'm ready to hear whatever this is. [email protected]
>>
>>692830009
It would be worth it now because there is such a shortage of pilots. However, if they develop a single pilot aircraft, we could be in trouble.
>>
>Customer service director
>34
>100k usd
>airline pilot
>>
>>692830447
Yeah yeah, call me when >>692833333 happens
>>
>>692830082
>Aircraft maintenance engineer/airframe and powerplant

What airline and a/c type?
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>>692830379
>anonymously lying on the internet to people who you dont know and who dont care about you

wewlad
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>>692830379
>38
> coke habit
> fuck escorts

I know how lonely you are. You're not happy. If you were happy with life you wouldn't brag in an image board filled with teens.
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>>692830497
>If a VP is reaching out to you, you're either there for a senior role or for eng management. If you're in either, you aren't there to "fix the infrastructure".

Actually, that's exactly what I'm hired for. Which is why I know his numbers are bullshit.

>Also who the fuck calls it infrastructure unless you're talking about networking and datacenters. Shit like IaC has made that brainless anyways you fucking retard cuck. kys.

Senior levels who have to fix the mistakes of "devs" who think they know how to integrate code into a platform, call it infrastructure.
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>Nothing
>19
>Nothing
>Biologist

>mfw I suck at math and physics and fail because of that
>>
>>692830860
>everyone is like me, the world isn't real
>>
>>692821796
real post for once
>>
>>692830889
why not? i've never grown up, i'm right at home with you brats. i'm happy as fuck. being rich is massively under-rated.
>>
>>692830599
Thanks anon. Sounds promising, except stay away from regional airlines, eh? Did you start off at those regional guys, or did you do bush / cargo / rampie stuff first?
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>>692831121
>projecting
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>>692830966
k bro
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>>692819814
They say money can buy happiness up to 70k a year. Why not pursue something different for less pay?
>>
>>692831258
how the hell is that projecting?
>>
>>692831147
I went from flight instruction, to a regional, to a major.
>>
>>692821011

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>
>>692819814
my bank account is currently -$150... plz help gib mony pls. [email protected]
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>>692819814

Save as much as you can, go read "Early Retirement Extreme" or "Mr Money Mustache." At that salary you can be out of the game in just a few years and peace off, or go for family dynasty levels of wealth if you want to work longer.
>>
>>692830480
>Personal Trainer

Why?
>>
>>692831328
We know you haven't grown up. Money tends to stunt people's development. The sad part is you're trying to convince anons that you're ok with it. You're not.
>>
>>692831421
I've thought about flight instruction. How did you like that? My ground school instructor thinks that's about the best aviation career there is
>>
>>692831778
>The sad part is you're trying to convince anons that you're ok with it. You're not.
HAHAHAHA, oh anon, you're so fucking desperate... i am VERY fucking happy, and it's making me extremely happy right now to see how unhappy you are, fucking lol, go earn your own money if you're that desperately, interminably overflowing with unbearable jealousy and life-ruining sadness that you failed to be rich
>>
>>692831866
I hated every second of flight instruction, but I would love to do that job now instead if it paid well.
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>>692825450

Enjoy spending their money away and leaving less to your kids eventually to descend back into poverty generations later. Come back when you're in the top 0.1% and you can actually get away with not having a job for your whole life.
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>>692819603
>jr sysadfk
>20mids
>35 is too low boss
>cross between the garage from tokyo drift + abbey road studio + razer and blade's studio from hackers + burningman ultimate cuckfest
>>
>>692831778
oh man, gtg, my dinner is nearly ready. wouldn't want it to go to waste, it cost more than your car i expect. stay infuriated, cucko
>>
>>692831965
Haha projecting so hard. You're 38 dude. This is just sad.
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