You have 10 seconds to prove you're NOT an American.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have 10 seconds to prove you're NOT an American.
I can spell the word colour
>>692793738
I make fun of America because I am jealous and have nothing.
>>692793738
I'm curious about the rest of the world
>>692793837
>>692793738
I speak more than one language
>>692793738
I am tho.
>>692793738
I'm gay
funny, aint it
>>692793837
Kill yourself.
When talking about my country's politics, there is no mention of race, walls or terrorism.
Also, grammar.
>>692793738
I can name more than 5 european countries. Or African for all that matters.
>>692794259
There should be
Mass immigration and muslimization of the Western world should be treated
I know where Australia is, bitch
>>692793947
Lol holy shit this cuts deep..
They don't even teach us about the outside world.
>>692794259
Which country is that?
>>692793738
Im not a cunt
>>692793738
HUEHUEHUEBRBRBR
Is that enough?
Fordi jeg er norsk?
i hVW SHi killed it
>>692793837
Kek
>>692794402
Unclench your anus for 2 seconds. I promise you will feel better
I use the metric system.
Ja ferdi vi e norsk
>>692793738
Pauline Motherfucking Hanson
I'm not a fat fuck.
>>692794622
Bra
>>692793738
I'm not fat
>>692793738
dd/mm/yyyy
not
mm/dd/yyyy
You cunts are fucked.
>>692793738
My BMI is under 40
>>692793738
I have to wait months for a visa to enter America
I am. In fact I'm so American that my ancestors are pre-Colombian.
Fuck off euro fags, you can't even keep Britain
>>692794631
Kill. Yourself. Slowly.
>>692793738
I don't shout in normal conversation
>>692793738
I'm so butthurt about a country I've never been to, I try to compensate for my envy by creating 'prove you're not American' threads constantly...
Putang ina niyo mga bakla patuli muna tang ina niyo impakto mamatay na kayo susundutin ko ulo ng burat niyo mga hayup!
My house is not older than my country
Im not a trap.
I know the difference between America and USA
I have finnish passport.
>>692794819
I bet you voted NXT ya shitcunt.
I know I did
>>692793738
I never eat "burgers"
it's not human food
>>692794227
being gay is the most american thing you can do faggot
>>692794928
Been a member for the past few months
>>692794500
I dont have college loans
>>692794826
I think the butthurt is not the one that creates a thread like this, but the one that replies like you faggot.
>>692793738
Have absolutely no desire to shoot up a school or church.
I am able to goto a hospital and be looked at by medical staff if necessary
>>692794900
America is old as fuck. Most European nations didn't exist as separate states until around 1900's. Then many were occupied by Russia until 1991.
Meat baby says so
>>692793738
millimeter, centimeter, meter, kilometer.
>>692794509
Samme
>>692793738
I don't blindly pledge allegiance to a fucking flag
>>692795026
Have you gotten to visit the xenomorph himself or are you just a pleb in regional QLD
>>692793738
YOU CANT TAKE MY GUNS LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT FAGGOT
>>692795279
Millimetre*, centimetre*, metre*, kilometre*.
I would own a gun but i can't
>>692795187
Are you retarded? Britain, France, Germany, Italy the list goes on have been countries for 1,000s of years
I'm below 150 pounds
This arguably the best spread in the world.
>>692795397
Living in Wait Awhile. Nah just the spam emails so far. Their campaign was not very well organised from the inside. Offered to volunteer to hand out how to votes at polls and heard nothing back
>>692795448
Its norwegian you cunt
>>692795350
>and to the republic for which it stands
mie ossoon puhhuu eri kielelä kui nua rapakon takaiset happivajjeet
>>692795512
No argument here. Try it on thick crusty toast with avocado
>>692793738
Non-retard unit, decent way of life, more sandnigger too
I know that the Soviet Union is actually the country that defeated Hitler and won World War 2 for everybody... and that the British was defeated in the American Revolution because of France. America takes credit for other people winning.
>>692795429
What's the point of having guns when you go to prison for killing someone?
I have a master's degree from a proper University and 0 debts
>>692795554
Well, Norway borrowed from America's retarded, broken English.
Olen suomessa syntynyt, valkoihoinen, sinisilmäinen ja etelä-pohjanmaalla kasvanut.
>>692794259
You are not from the uk then.
opkankeren.
I don't fake friendliness and smiles in conversations
>>692793738
I am not fat
my school isn't a shooting range
>>692795855
You just sound like a miserable person
By watch is video :|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lj62Jvrmu0
>>692795448
>I'm French and so special I turn around letters just because I can
>>692793738
beers actually get you drunk here
My continental union splits up for literally no reason.
>>692793738
I like vegemite
>>692795448
*Millimeters; *Centimeters; *Meters; *Kilometers.
kalles kaviar
I'm a nigger. Niggers aint american
>>692793738
I own a lorry.
>>692793898
bait from america
>>692796057
I'm actually Australian you cunt.
>not realising that's the proper English way to spell those words
>>692793738
búinn
I'm uncut, longer than 4 inches, fit and I've owned a moped.
>>692793738
I cry about america on an internet forum because my life and country are equally pathetic
>>692793738
Impossible
>>692795933
Nah, I'm genuine and not superficial like your typical American. I like you, you'll know. I don't like you, you'll know, too.
я-русский
>>692796265
kek
>>692793738
My university admission is based solely on my merits and not on the colour of my skin.
>>692796242
Hate to break it to you son Meter is the English way to spell them. You gone French you puss
>>692793738
I won't be in a situation where I would have to choose between a trump & a clinton.
>>692796291
you sound like a genuine faggot
õäöü
>>692796242
Australian!? That explains why you can't spell properly. You are doing it wrong if it's supposed to be English
>>692796295
No you not
>>692793738
I don't live in the strongest nation on earth
>>692793738
im not fat
I have and IQ higher than 100
we like immigrants where i live and being civilized helps too
I was born in America on the forth of July. Definitely not American.
tappakaa neekereitä
>>692796513
So.. You don't live in Russia?
>>692796513
aaand you failed
ITT: yurocucks crying bc their countries are irrelevant
I drive a shift stick
>>692796502
you suka dare to doubt. A? Blyad'?
Taco
>>692795500
Fuck off retard.
the mexicans are coming for you
>>692796603
>russia
kek, their economy and military are both shit in comparison
>>692796644
having the worlds largest economy and military makes you the strongest country on earth
go be salty and fap to pics of Putin, it won't make russia any more relevant outside of the slavshit wasteland
Im 30 and still live with my parents.
アメリカ人がファゴットだよ。
>>692793738
The country that i yam from has no influence on world culture.
I'd vote Trump
>>692795500
Germany? We only became unified in the 1870s.
I use the metric system
porcodio
>>692793738
Becuz ppl flee from my negro country to live in a place with Moar burger and freedom.
inflated patriotism is not my way
ITT: Passive-aggressive Americans who actually thinks America is the greatest country on earth.
>Muh "freedom"
>Muh automatic gearbox
>Muh bad capitilistic country
>Muh Trump & Hillary
Suomi perkele!
>>692795570
Sama siin. Ma oskan rohkem keeli rääkida kui need paksud burgerid.
Got a retarded accent
I know about things
>>692796363
"Meter" was proclaimed to be the official spelling in America by Teddy Roosevelt (1906 President) to simplify "metre." This didn't happen in any other English-speaking country and never has. "Metre," in every other country is the official spelling, America is the only one which considers both "meter" and "metre" to be official spellings.
>>692794801
Nobody has wanted Britain for years now. They just hung around and never really joined the club. Britain was that weird kid that most of the users of this site never saw because they were the weird kid.
>>692797071
name one thats better
>protip: you cant
having the highest standard of living, best military, largest economy, and influence over the entire world kinda makes it tough to compete
>>692793738
I have not been shoot at today. And I won't try to tip you for starting this thread OP
Water boils at 100 degrees
Американци говна
i have a bmi of 20
>>692797071
If your trolling, ya got me
>>692797409
>I have not been shoot at today
>shoot
t. yuropoor intellectual
The average benis length in mai country is 4 inches.
>>692797409
Your grammar is enough proof.
fuck off cunt
>>692797356
My country gets bullied by vladimir putin
I have a drivers license from California
Colour
Flavour
Niggeur
Armour
Done.
school shootings aren't a daily thing here.
>>692797664
Lel
I have the sex with American woman.
>>692797780
this
>>692797780
more like a weekly thing.
We are good at football
>>692797356
>largest economy
Pay what you owe nigger
>>692797584
>baby shit irrelevant country
>taking in shitloads of muslim refugees
>sitting on shitloads of natural gas and still crashing their ecnomy because they cant into trade
>shaped like benis
try again
>>692797536
But Americans can't spell for shit? I think he is an impostor
>>692794259
sweden?
I like Coldplay.
>>692794402
truth, people who hate walls and borders are killing the rest of us europeans
>>692797931
You can't be English then
>>692797950
you are a dumb nigger
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1. United States. The U.S. economy is the largest in the world in terms of nominal GDP (measured at current prices in U.S. dollars). The $17.41 trillion U.S. economy is approximately 22.44% of the gross world product.Jun 24, 2016
The chinks are #2 and always will be
>>692797265
Shhh. Dont maje the Brits butt mad.
>>692796798
half of that is gone now :(
>>692798218
correct
>>692794907
Butthurt Latinofag detected. Enjoy your beans and cartel murders.
>>692798224
https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/jul/15/us-debt-how-big-who-owns
>>692793738
My country has no chance to become great again
>>692798496
I know that feel
I wasn't shot when I was in kindergarten.
>>692793738
Stone the crows it's a bloody yank.
I don't drive a truck
Im not fat
>>692793738
we don't call it soccer
>>692798474
>US 17.9 trillion
>China just under 11 trillion
>even with all debts included US still on top
Wow congrats you're still retarded
>>692794259
Because you live in a homogeneous country.
>>692797950
>>692799112
>an objective financial statement
>answered before you even posted
I'm not now a cuckhold race to those whom I enslaved
>>692793738
I have taxpayer subsidized healthcare
>>692793738
My food isn't caked in high fructose corn syrup
I'm not overweight
I take walks for pure recreation
I've never met a full on 'nigger'
I've never had a gun pulled on me
The roads here aren't swamped with suv's, the type with the huge doors to load in the americans
Kids here aren't afraid of mass shootings at school
I can enter tall buildings without fear of being struck by a low flying airliner
I could yell nigger anywhere, anytime without concern for my safety
I can enter any fast food shop without 'ratchets' (female niggers) tearing up the place
The line at welfare is short, and taken by either elderly, the stay at home parent or genuine job seekers.
I receive free healthcare, and heavily subsidized medication
Car insurance is bundled with registration, no having to pay extra insurance for being hit by a guy without any.
I can still legally buy a hunting rifle or handgun freely
I've never met a Mexican
>>692793738
I'm healthy
>>692793738
I use the metric system
>>692794253
Angry ameritard?
I'm not American because I probably know more about America than most Americans.
>>692800196
example?
>>692793738
America is a continent, not a country
>>692793738
I struggle to get weed sometimes.
>>692800196
Snowden detected.
>>692800287
A quick example:
I can probably list off more states. Educate them on who their first president was. Even tell them that the statue of liberty is actually french. And to top it all off, I know the difference between "there, their, and they're".
>>692793837
OI M80 THAS A GUDUN!
>>692793738
Look at all the fish
I don't care for gridiron football.
>>692800570
the dumbest hicks in alabama know all that shit m8
i thought you knew something cool
>>692793738
2 digit weight
>>692793738
I'm completely okay with the fact that my people get raped at an exponentially rising rate
There are no 11 millions illegal immigrants living in my country.
>>692800570
you are truly the smartest person in the whole U.S..
Milk in bags
>>692800780
>11
lel try between 13-30
>>692794259
Found the Swede
>>692800849
nah I used to get those in elementary school.
At school I didn't study just my country's history
>>692793738
i have yellow teeth.
>>692800717
Something cool would be the truth; Americans are the bane of this world and I pity them for being past the point of no return in terms of all their social problems.
mämmi karjala kirves
Guns should be banned.
>>692796242
>ancestry is a bunch of moronic prisoners from a real country
gtfo
>>692793738
Today's 3/7/2016
>>692801039
like what?
the cultural crisis in Europe in addition to the mass immigration of non-integrating muslims seems far worse than anything the US is dealing with at the moment
>>692793738
i've never been close to a gun.
black lives matter
No guns at home and uefa euro championship everywhere
>>692793738
I work two jobs as an illegal worker and send money back to Venezuela regularly, im a strong conservative and i love guns #maga
I've only had 20 burgers this week
>>692801294
they're worth as much as fecal matter
I like cheeseburgers.
>>692793738
There is football everywhere.
>>692801759
Animal manure is a perfect fertiliser and sells well in the farming community
>>692793738
My favourite colour is red.
>>692793738
America is a continent not a country
Jeg kan tale dansk
I love the BBC
>>692793738
>Age of sexual consent is 16
>Can drink legally at 18
>Can speak more than one language fluently
>My money is worth more than the dollar
>People don't instantly hate me when they hear my accent
Putin priot cyka
>>692793738
My family doesn't have a history of heart disease or diabetes
i cant come out on monday
I can speak faster than 10 words per minute
>>692793738
It is currently 20º Celsius right now
>>692793738
There are no niggers here
its prawns on the barbie, not fucking shrimp!
>>692793837
Fucking this!
>>692793738
I'm not 20 kg over my healthy weight
I live in a country that does not have bad race relation.
>>692800893
Must be nice living in a society in which 95% of the people have the same religion and ancestry
I'm not obese
>>692794259
Instead you vote out of the EU and start working on sealing your borders.
>>692793738
i enjoy Hungry Jack's
I was never taught creationism in a serious way
>>692793738
Cymru am byth motherfuckers
>>692793738
i weigh less than 200 pounds
Camember coulommiers saint agur saint marcelin brouilly chablis côtes du rhônes pain au levain
>>692796252
That's the definition of a faggot.
i eat rice everyday
>>692794434
It's right next to Germany, right?
>>692793898
lol this
>>692804494
americunt
>>692793837
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>692793738
Its called football not soccer.
>>692793738
Sorry, I don't speak 3rd world shithole.
>>692804542
it's Camembert* you pute
>>692793738
I breathe through my nose
>>692796816
/thread.
>>692797409
Stop typing in sputnik
>>692793738
I weight under 300 lbs
>>692801039
Back to isis achmed
>>692794434
Should we? Should anyone?
my sister and mother were gang raped Syrian refugees last week.
Mämmi
Everyone hates me.
im from canada
