Thinkin' about getting pet.
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Thinkin' about getting pet.
>>692769240
The truest statement of all time. E-Canadians are the worst people alive.
someone buy this 140 dollar collar for me
>>692769218
pet me
>>692769315
can't, i just bought this
I have a severe lack of pictures of guys being pet.
>>692769315
Just as I cannot imagine spending 3000 dollars on a rifle that is mechanically equivalent to an 800 dollar one, why in the name of all that's holy would you buy a collar for 140 fucking bucks
>>692769419
how many dildos must one cumslave have
>>692769240
Nnnnnno!
>>692769315
Im not going to buy it, but show me this collar.
>>692769450
aesthetics and comfort
>>692769454
I needed something for GIRTH, geez
all my toys are length or knots
>>692769505
>>692769531
oo yea, good point
>>692769291
Pretty much any country sucks dick on the internet.
On the occasion I browse imgur or something, australian/english/american/canadian/anything posts are basically just HAHA STEREOTYPES and 15 people saying "as a _____ i totally get this"
>>692769218
aww yiss
>>692769494
I give up, fuck this shit
>>692769206
Yeah. That is basically what I was going for, but you put it better.
>>692769179
Basically what sf said.
But let me reword it to have the subject be "being to comfortable with what we have to where we do not advance out of fear of the less predictable."
>>692769623
America is amazing on the internet though.
As is Australia actually.
imgur sucks in 100% of cases.
>>692769629
It always works when you don't expect it to any longer. Also who are you
>>692769603
not TOO much girth though, only a large
>>692769642
all right. what of it?
>>692769729
i've seen that thing wreck buttholes on toypics
>>692769603
Is that going on stairs, or you?
>>692769710
Bananders I said
>>692769811
both hopefully
>>692769218
Go back to your home
>>692769206
Hipsters I can deal with, hell they have basically overtaken a lot of this town as it is on the business end of things.
Tourists however, they always tend to make asses of themselves and others. Especially the ones who want to try and frequent the bars in addition of trying to start a fight. Not to mention the lack of their driving ability and parking, etc. Just all around unpleasant to be around.
>>692769820
where are you from
>>692769859
I honest to god groan every time I see a jersey plate in the city at this point.
hot af
>>692769830
When you have it on I will scratch your head, call you a good boy, and give you a CHEESEIT.
fuck off faggots, either get your own neckbeard cum soaked fag board or kys, preferably kyselves
>>692769789
Um.
It is bad?
Because you could be missing out on the things you really want to do but end up not doing out of concern for your future well being?
>>692769961
>>692770017
>>692769999
Dont make fun of me for being fat.
>>692769218
Don't. Just buy a plush dog to fuck rather than the real thing, less chance of being charged with animal abuse.
>>692769974
gimme cheesits nibbles
>>692770003
and if you didn't concern yourself with future well being you could do the things you wanted and find yourself really fucking screwed in 20 years
>>692770072
>>692769929
Secret, sorry
>>692769710
>As is Australia actually.
No it isn't. At least not on the larger 'social' sites.
It's the same regurgitated crap over and over. Australia is full of over-entitled cunts who've experienced nothing but good fortune for 5 decades now and feel it is their god-given right to make wild judgments about anything and everything with zero information or applied logic.
A bunch of pansy ass bitches who think they're tough because somewhere, a hundred kilometres away, there is an animal that might hurt someone so CLEARLY they are badass for being alive in this oh-so-hostile country.
They're pretty much wanking to a picture of themselves, except it's actually He-Man and they've photoshopped their own face over his.
I hate everyone, SF
Everyone.
>>692770084
Gonna put a collar on you and give you CHEESEITs.
>>692769974
i l-love cheeseits
>>692770003
the only thing that it objectively is is itself. some people, like tracy butler, took a chance by eaving a stable job to pursue their passion, and it worked. but you'll likely only ever hear the success stories.
>>692770098
>>692770104
Oh dude I was absolutely just talking about /pol/ and /int/. Big websites are universally trash, australians on /pol/ are at least real funny.
>>692770185
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>692770200
>>692770104
Posts furry pic
>>692770260
Oh yes.
That is a survival trait we have developed. We add humour when we're being a cunt because it makes it less likely that we get murdered.
>>692770345
What
>>692770325
>>692770389
I guess not being cunts wouldn't ever have been an option
>>692770188
Yeah but then it is kind of at the point where you have not learned to shoot for risky things so you back off because you have only learned failure out of going out of line.
>>692770486
>>692769419
Please tell me if I lick that it will taste like skittles.
>>692769929
Its kinda the same when it comes to NY plates at the shore points.
>>692770526
>>692770555
>>692770601
>>692770188
Gonna rub dat belly fluff and feed you CHEESEITs, how bout dem apples.
>>692770260
Good kitty.
>>692770533
You don't know how terrible it is until someone's parked in front of your house, between two cars, with enough space between each that if he'd just move forward or back there'd be a whole extra fucking space but with his positioning he's managed to consume both. And with jersey plates you know the fucker doesn't even LIVE here.
>>692770522
one must be an ambitious and motivated individual to accept that kind of responsibility for oneself.
>>692770506
We're descendants of the British and Irish
British and Irish criminals, no less.
>>692770628
>>692770674
>>692770629
uuuguuuuuu
>>692770649
I'm from philadelphia I suppose I can't really criticize you for cuntishness.
>>692770649
Unless you a dirty abo.
>>692770711
>>692769218
Please don't. No need to traumatize a innocent animal.
>>692770748
>>692770649
are you sure your family did not immigrate later?
>>692770788
>>692770733
They don't have the internet, they can't afford it
>>692770643
Right. But there are some things you just cannot gamble so readily, like your future or financial security.
>>692770821
>They don't have the internet, they can't figure out how to work computers*
>>692770818
>>692770797
Unsure. My mother's family have been here for generations
My father is from America, so yeah definitely.
>>692770866
people who dedicate their lives to their passions do not think in those terms
>>692770877
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>>692770533
it'll taste like dick
>>692770912
There are those without passion(s).
>>692770866
i'm unsure that any sort of laxness like that is relevant. ultimately someone will either be willing or unwilling to gamble in that way.
>>692770959
>>692770733
Only things dirty in here are my thoughts looking at that kittybutt
>>692770889
you are a hybrid spawn, austrarlican
>>692771008
>>692770636
I have an idea. My town is well known for one thing and its the live theatre uptown that does shows every weekend.
The town has cars parked in every spot you can imagine, from areas you are not allowed to park, to residential only areas, and even in areas that are single pass roads. The cops do jack shit about it but I want to trash some of these assholes cars so bad. Especially the ones that make it impossible to travel a road down on when they are parked.
>>692770967
Like...skittles and dick?
>>692769218
Don't.
I just woke up and my cat is muncing on a magpie under my bed. Some stupid fuck woke up, let it in the house, saw it had a bird and decided fuck it and went back to sleep.
Now the guts are all over the place under my fucking bed and it reeks.
>>692771049
>>692771122
Yeah, that describes FDR park and the surrounding area every time there's a home game.
>>692771163
>>692771153
pets u
>>692770821
Depends on the regional Abo. some are rich but spend way too much.
>>692771011
Stop looking at my butt!
>>692771224
>>692770988
No fun allowed.
>>692771243
>>692771291
there is very little one can be certain of
>>692770875
They can't afford it either since they spend all their money on booze, then steal more booze when they run out.
Also I saw a post comparing Australia to the Drow from D&D on /pol/ earlier.
>Auzzies are a race of chaos worshiping, infighting, isolated bastards with a spider problem
Feels right
>>692771024
Dual citizen, actually. I can come visit whenever I want
>>692771227
Oh, is that YOUR butt? I must've mistaken it for someone else's~
how come none of you faggots want to go to >>>/lgbt/...you all act like its aids but if your into faggoty bad drawn gay pictures of naked anthropomorphic animals you are already gay and have aids and the aids is corrupting your tiny brains. Why not go to >>>/lgbt/ where you belong and stop spreading your diseases to people who aren't sub human???
>>692771294
>>692770727
Is that the sound fluffy dragons make when their floof is fluffed?
>>692771346
a charmed life. i should apply for a canadian visa.
>>692771346
Don't they do the whole petrol sniffing thing too?
Also I suppose you've seen this re. abos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
>>692771393
>>692771344
Exactly. So why shoot for something risky when the stable future you already planned is uncertain as it is?
>>692771463
>>692771402
no we purr
>>692771484
some people might use present instability as impetus for the gamble
>>692771554
>>692771593
>>692771453
Yeah you linked it before.
Abos are weird, man. They're almost all completely derelict pieces of trash, or really fantastic people. It's so rare to find someone who is normal and is on that middle ground
>>692771424
Who would you visit?
>>692771690
You've met fantastic abos?
>>692771656
i think the term is actually 'get a passport'
>>692771690
the guy that posted as Art Vandelay a few years ago. he's in ontario i beileve.
sorry, toronto
>>692771747
>>692771211
Why they not make more parking structures I will never know. It would solve a lot of issues but no one wants to make it happen. Instead cars just get littered every which way.
I was actually thinking going up to Philly this week actually, because I was hearing that the museums will be free for everyone this coming week. Not sure if I can convince my better half into going up there but considering how much she likes art and history it might work out....If nothing is bombarded that is.
>>692771570
Wow I never knew that.
>>692771808
>>692771836
If nothing else you'll get to see the donkeys all over the city for the DNC.
>>692771570
But what if their life was going just well enough to be considered stable, with the only uncertainty being the distant future? Even if they wanted something else, diverging from the current plan may result in regret or failure, which is surely not a worthy gamble, even if it means the possibility of finding fulfillment.
>>692771864
rrrurrr
>>692771882
>>692771909
what of it? maybe you should speak more concretely about yourself instead of referring to hypothetical parties. are these things you are worried about?
>>692771911
Gonna stuff you full of CHEESEITs along with subby and listen to purrs all night.
>>692771909
your inability to see perspectives other than your own is actually sort of astonishing
bye thread
>>692771726
Yeah man. One of the girls at work is a champ, though she gets sad if you bring up aboriginals because she feels the people as a whole weigh her down because of the rooted-in-reality stereotypes.
There's a lot of the more tribal ones who are happy making money by talking to tourists and showing off their culture. They're really pretty nice. Friendly, chatty guys.
If they're urban and don't have a job, they're probably welfare-draining scum
If they're isolationist and live in the country, they're probably kiddy-fiddling scum.
>>692771776
Oh nice
>>692771893
>Donkeys
>DNC
Oh god, oh god no I had no idea that was THIS week. It will be a clusterfuck if true. I just wanted to poke in some museums maybe, damn.
>>692772087
a beautiful harem
>>692772097
that is precious coming from you
>>692772087
I can haz CHEESEITs too? I only have painkillers left
>>692772176
>that is precious coming from you
I can see others' perspectives easily which is why I'm good at arguing against them. Stairs is merely clueless.
>>692772156
no no it's not until the end of the month
>>692772139
fantastic was just a strong word. I know decent negroes but none I would describe as fantastic, except for the weeknd who I am slightly in love with
ok actually bye this time
>>692772176
Gota start my harem of handsome men somewhere.
-erhm... I mean Guy Dragons
>>692772337
bye babe~
>>692769999
Quads of truth
>>692772048
It is a bad habit of mine to project when talking about this kind of stuff.
I try not to make it obvious, though.
>>692772337
Oh good! I knew it was going to happen soon just not sure when.
Also just in case you are signing off, until next time.
>>692772337
you are a gem. a true genius, in the original sense albeit.
>>692772381
cockshiners, we call em
>>692772527
it might help you approach the problems if you view them as personally applicable instead of vaguely
>>692772741
It might help if it was not six in the morning and I could think clearly instead of like a retard.
>>692772886
i wish i could ever think clearly, and not like a retard
>>692772928
You and me both, fuck it would be good to be smart sometimes
>>692773048
i wonder what it is to be naturally gifted
>When you're dreaming and your in another life and you wake up and it slowly comes back that you're you and you're retarded.
>>692773241
You tell me, all I have is my loud burping and being wall-eyed
morning furtypes
good morning ERIN!!
good night ERIN!! and alastor
>>692773698
good night dom c: x
hey erin
also why are none of you yiffmasters at AX
>>692773674
Yah it's morning all right, not necessarily a good one. Thanks for empathizing that
>>692773841
soup mk
>>692773848
onegaishimasu
hey sci
>>692773963
laying in bed with grim
tailhole is unyiffed and unfulfilled
sad day
hi, im lonely, can i join the conversation?
no im not looking for relationship, just someone to talk just for tonight
>>692773963
Two can play that game
Leggavmededer
>>692774082
why not yiff grim?
>>692774124
*pets lonely furfag*
>>692774303
that's gross
i want to be fucked by a murrsuiter
it seems i have brought the scourge of sci with me.
i will leave now so you might find peace.
bubi xx
>>692774303
thanks, so how is everyone's night?
>>692774124
Well it probably won't be much of a conversation much longer, seeing as the thread is dying
>>692774548
Feeling really effing weird, lack of sleep does that I suppose
>>692774678
yeah same here, this week i didn't sleep enough, then again sleeping alone sucks, lol
Go away, Sci.
>>692774835
shhh, he hates furs, as long as you don't give him any attention, he will stay gone as long as he thinks i'm not here
>>692774823
IIII'm starting to doubt that you're only looking for conversation (jokes)
Worst part about sleeping is having to get up again
>>692775051
i hope i can sleep enough tonight, because my body is used to wake early thanks to work, hope is aware i don't work tomorrow
>>692769218
>yfw you enter this thread reading "Thinkin' about getting a pet" instead of what it does say and your ready to talk about the German Shepherd master race but it's just furry porn
>>692775243
Wish I had a good reason to be tired other than just being irresponsible
This thread seems to be officially dead now anyway so fuck it, here's something nice to fall asleep to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZd5YjS3aU
>>692775468
>yfw you've got six pets and are going to get a seventh
