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wem is a meme
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a meemee
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>>692761396
I don't want eviscerated hamsters in the mail
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>>692761396
Good boy, you git a CHEESEIT
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>>692761663
youyou i did it all for uuuuuuuuu!!!!
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pick it up and pack it up and put it in a bag
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>>692761663
also do you play overwatch
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>>692761681
dude pls im not that fucke dup pls

>>692761786
what do i have to do to get more cheesit?
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[gentle laughter]
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Hotfrot
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>>692761837
i do not alsl i dont have anyhitg that is PC becauase it a fucking shitt bitt net book lololololol
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>>692761937
fooking spicy
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>>692761868
I don't want to see your handwriting
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>>692761989
Spicy as fook indeed
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>>692762039
wow fuck you its not the prettisr but its not garbage
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>>692761421
One of them I bought at a comic convention forever ago. It was one of the cheap leathery ones that prove to be terribly uncomfortable.
I actually have the picture for that one that I will send ᵖʳᶦᵛᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ⋅
The second one was an actual dog collar which belonged to a friend. If you ever want a comfortable collar, it is always going to be the real ones made for dogs that are super comfortable.
The ones that are specifically designed for people are usually made of cheap leather and are uncomfortable. Also frankly they just look cheap in general and make you feel like you are going to some bondage party.

These were back in dark times.
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>>692761868
Rub my feet, rub my tum, brush my hair.
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>>692762270

i will remember this. thank you for the good intel.
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>>692762334
ok
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>>692762334
>gets slave
>still a virgin
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>>692762355
I am sure he will be impressed with this newfound knowledge, among other things.
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>>692762270
>Also frankly they just look cheap in general and make you feel like you are going to some bondage party.
I find this statement accurate
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>>692762141
I don't want you to send me a terrible curse that leaves me impotent
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>>692762528

i have already told him.
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>>692762520
do you have like any tigers you have commissioned?
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>>692762622
pls im not a nigger spook voodoo who makes curse
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>>692762451
Good boy, you git a CHEESEIT!

>>692762520
Im still a virgin if im on top.
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>>692761988
It's funny how odd it is to blend in when you are surrounded by others who are and act like tourists. For example when I was younger we had a few school trips to historic philly and I would know my way around more often than the teachers did when it came to walking around. It was a second nature to me.

I cannot say for the others though. Especially some of the kids who thought it was a good idea to tease a homeless person.
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>>692762520
I'm sure he'll just end up selling him to the highest bidder
>>692762712
You'll use your dark white magicks
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>>692762844
what if i want like ajoel box?
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I love guys with long hair.!
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>>692762865
my spoopy italian migics yesssssssss
i will tuen you into pizza
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>>692762626
Were you not already setting up some stuff like things to hang or something?
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>>692762860
> Especially some of the kids who thought it was a good idea to tease a homeless person.
So are native jerseyians the worst people imaginable or what
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>>692762664
I've not spent any money on a tiger for myself.
Have you spent money?
>>692762844
Make sure to pee on him and mark him as yours.
>>692762865
I will bid a M&M.
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>>692762990

you've confused me

we did hang up some stuff today though
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>>692762995
>So are native jerseyians the worst people imaginable or what
You already know the answer to this
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>>692763142
I think the entire eastern seaboard can be united in unrepentant hatred of the state of new jersey.
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>>692763027
i have sevrel images yeah
i honestly feel guiltly speniding the money on them but at the same time its fun
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>>692763150
keep posting
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>>692763339
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>>692762943
WEL U BETTER START RUBBIN
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>>692763370
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>>692763375
id rub the shit out of whatever for then crakers sreiouslt
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>>692763068
When are you going to use it?
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>>692763510
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>>692763574
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>>692763565

you're confusing me even more
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>>692763620
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>>692763263
Do you post them here?
Have i seen them?
>>692763469
That's one sexy wolf with very dominate markings.
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>>692763629
I thought you had purchased some things that required engineering to set up.
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>>692763667
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>>692762995
I would have to say so. They really do not know how to act in certain situations and/or have their head firmly planted in their asses. Said homeless person ended up stalking the group that teased her until the Police got involved. Honestly I believe the kids had what was coming to them.

Another instance of this was a friend of mine from HS who was not shy about his racism. When we were heading to Philly I straight out told him if he pulled any of that shit there I will not back him up if he gets taken somewhere in a back alley. He would have brought that shit onto himself.

>>692762976
I used to have long hair, people thought I was a girl from the back.
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>>692763027
No, you mark other males yours by cumming inside them.
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>>692763744
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>>692763820
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gg>>692763679
niger like the last two or three are mine
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>>692763739

oh we set up the record shelf weeks ago. incidentally, we also did a lot of cleaning and decorating today
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>>692763876
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>>692763761
Being vocally racist in philly is like walking into a mosque with mohammed drawn on a quran. Like there's obnoxious and then there's an absolute lack of common sense.
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>>692763916
Wait you have a record shelf?
I might need pics for that.
I mean the uh, ᵉᑫᵘᶦᵖᵐᵉᶰᵗ.
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>>692763971
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>>692764015

our apartment has come a long way in a few weeks
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>>692763778
Then no one will know who they belong too, untill they are already fucking them.
>>692763910
Well sorry but i had no idea your avatar.
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>>692764177
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>>692764183
You live in an apartment?
I am learning so many new things I thought I knew.
In that case the equipment I am thinking of is definitely not viable.
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>>692764217
am a cheeeeeetah duhhh
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>>692764217
Cum on them.
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>>692764352

where did you think i lived? what equipment?
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>>692764367
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>>692764429
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>>692764383
yeah cum on
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>>692764499
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>>692764564
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>>692764525
Dont make me "come on", you.
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>>692764693
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>>692764725
ohhhh my
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>>692764749
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>>692764749
>2
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>>692764821
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rest well, sweet mistress
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>>692764874
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>>692764406
Um.
Equipment for specific entertainment purposes which require installation in various parts of the room to handle a weight exerted on them.
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>>692763977
He lacks a lot of common sense when in urban areas.

Another example of this was one of the times we were heading back to Jersey in while waiting in a Patco terminal someone came up to me seeing if I wanted to buy drugs. I was cool about it and denied the offer fine but said jackass friend was almost about to tell him off saying he will call the police on his ass if he asked us again.

I had to teach him on the way back home that is how you get someone on the defensive and will likely follow you back home only to stab you because you threatened to go to the cops on him. The jackass almost made an easy situation into an absolute clusterfuck of a night.

Needless to say, I do not travel with him much anymore.
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>>692765042
You honest to god can't find people that stupid in the city limits. They get weeded out.
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>>692764725
Of course not

Hmm, more bad puns, more bad puns......
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>>692765119
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>>692765229
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>>692765443
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>>692765229
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>>692765443

pls stahp ;(
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>>692765497
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nibi and tihggger die?
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>>692765559
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>>692765603
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>>692765040

i remember this conversation.
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>>692765665
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>>692765724
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>>692765574
Looking at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvBo_rKleNw
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>>692765802
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>>692765201
Aye, At least my fiancee is smart enough to just go along with me and listen to what I have to say. I can at least trust her not to make a stupid ass remark unlike my friends.

That also said however. Said jackass friend also believes he is a "cowboy" too. Major western/blue collar mindset. Sometimes I wonder why he was ever a friend of mine. Polar opposites and such.
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>>692765879
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>>692765945
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>>692764370
And now i know.
>>692764383
Some people like being cummed on.
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>>692766057
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>>692765944
Nobody who lives in new jersey has any right to think of themselves as a cowboy.
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>>692766115
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>>692765817
okuy


>>692766092
nini tigggera nini nibi ima go die now bye <3
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>>692766172
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>>692766230
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>>692766177
Night Kattan!
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>>692766092
Then they goin to get exactly what they like!

>>692766177
nyte
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>>692766301
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>>692766125
Very true. The bastard walks around in boots, a duster and a stetson. Yet has never ridden a horse before. Real fucking poser ass shit.

All that being said, its interesting to meet another here who is actually close. In Philly no less.
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>>692765694
Yes, and I started talking about engineering courses.
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>>692766316
They may be marked by so many then? Would you be happy with that?
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>>692766810
I have a cowboy hat and I feel profoundly unqualified to wear it.

You're not the first actually. The first fur poster but I a philadelphian very randomly popped into one of these threads once and I ended up hanging out with him last summer. It was neat.
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>>692767015

you are addicted to mathematics.
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>>692766928
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>>692767063
Addiction is an interesting word is it not?
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>>692767042
Ew, no.
I need to make a harem.
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>>692767208

would you like to dissect addiction
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I'm gay
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shy guys are cute as hell
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>>692767297
I am not very experienced in writing convincing arguments in subjective matters, but I could try.
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>>692767086
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>>692767054
I wish I could say the same. Fur seems to be extremely uncommon if not outright rare over here.

We have plenty of otakus and whatnot, but that is nothing to be surprised about here. I have pretty much kept my interests in this area quiet to many.
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>>692767452
Oh the dude wasn't a furry, he was just a random guy. I was glad to hang out with him though. My bizarre interests are definitely DL.

>>692767429
I feel like I'm being summoned.
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>>692767429

oh im just looking up etymology. sometimes the root of a word has a more nuanced definition than the contemporary word. like for example, the antiquated definition of 'inspire' is 'inhaling; breathing in'

'ad dicere' or 'to say'
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>>692767656
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keenan has defined 'expire' relative to death as 'his breath left him'
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>>692767717
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>>692767775
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>>692767712
Interesting choice of style, but stripes would make you look thinner
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>>692767674
Well I think primarily it is interesting how we use the word commonly for substance abuse but we never really consider how addicted we are to all things.
Like fulfillment, success, acknowledgement, or worth.
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>>692767712
WEM?
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>>692767937
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>>692767869
cuck thread
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>>692767962

i think a lot of people have thought about that, but a lot more haven't.
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>>692768029
I'm coming man
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>>692768025
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>>692767962
addiction carries inherently negative connotations, it's not really applied to positive or universal desires
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>>692767666
I would not lie to say I am not curious, but its not like I am a stranger to the area either.

I guess it just depends whenever I am in the area again, whether it be south street or just wherever. I know my fiancee wanted to check out some of the more exotic stores on the strip last time we were there.
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>>692768188
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>>692767990
Probably not
>>692768175
I feel like my archaic ways have disgusted you
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>>692768175
I'm addicted to Jesus
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>>692768208
If you ever feel like coming down hit me up. I'd also recommend if you want to visit south street going before all the quirky shit has been submerged in the rising tide of property values.

Come get lorenzo's at least. God that place was full of fucking tourists last time I was there.

>>692768426
If Jesus refers to the cute mexican who does your lawn, that's gay.

>>692768328
A little bit. I'm a closet technocrat.
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>>692768426
I'm addicted to Fanta
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>>692768509
Mexicans don't exist in Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI

>>692768563
This is why you're diabeetus, anon
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put that on ya tumblr
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>>692768175
But I mean when you think about it, addiction is also a dependence. So let us say you are working a bad job because this is all you got; it is really an addiction if you keep working that job and do not try anything else because you are being rewarded with the comfort and the security of knowing that the outcome of still working is ensured, as opposed to shooting in the dark for something new.
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>>692768654
I'm so jealous.

>>692768666
No, stairs, that makes absolutely no sense. Literal necessity is not addiction.
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>>692768666

it's moreso the comfort of guaranteeing you won't starve or be evicted

i can understand working a high paying job one does not like however
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>>692768654
I'm Bananders thank you very much, just still trying to figure out how namesync works
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>>692765512
any more like this?
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>>692768509
I could give modernization a shot
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>>692768842

no
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>>692768807
We are all anon

>>692768757
We have New Zealanders, which are sort of similar but with less hard work and more inane gibberish that supposedly passes for English
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>>692768920
I HIGHLY recommend it.

>>692768970
So like canadians a little
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>>692768954
damn
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pronouncing 'quay' kee like a bunch of gaelic freaks
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>>692768970
I am Bananders, the one and only
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>>692768757
>>692768806
Well I did say I was garbage at this kind of conversation.

But yeah, let us pretend we are talking about a good job that someone has who is NOT concerned about eviction or anything like that.

>>692768806
Forget what I said, I am going nowhere productive with this.
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>>692768509
Sounds promising! I would have to run it by the better half as to when the next time we would be over there.

That said it might end up being a weeknight, only because tourists tend to crowd in on the weekends (which we try to avoid).
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>>692769076

well, if they leave the job, how long do they have before they would lose the comfort of non-evictedness et al? that's pretty much the only metric there is for this sort of thing.
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>>692769076
There is a very legitimate argument that getting accustomed to any lifestyle constitutes a strain of addiction.

>>692769114
That is the objectively correct decision. Fuck tourists.

You will have to reckon with hipsters no matter what.
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every time I open this board up the first thing I see is one of these degenerate threads. this board really is fucking ruined by cancer.
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>>692769019
Like internet-canadians, which are more obnoxious than normal canadians because the stereotype of canadians being all polite all the time gives them a sense of superiority over everyone else.

Kiwis are cunts, aye

>>692769071
Quiet anon it's nap time now
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