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ASK DONALD
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are you gonna win?
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>>692749005
Is OP always a faggot?
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>>692749005
would you like more pictures of cartoon women wearing little to no clothing, don?
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>>692749321
OH YOU DO, DON?! I gotchu covered
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>>692749005
I think you meant "ask our future president"
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Will this post have dubs?
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>>692749005
Is Gem Truly Outrageous?
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>>692750011
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Is more than 50% of your visible hair just comb over?
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>>692750011
OK guys this one's legit.Ask away.
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>>692750011
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>>692749005
Will I assassinate you tonight?
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Will I pass my classes
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>>692751639
Aww, come on! You're the perfect man to kill!
Please?
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>>692749005
Will I be able to illegally enter the border when you're president?
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>>692751739
Fine, screw you too.
Will I ever get laid?
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>>692751660
oh shit
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>>692751639
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>>692751813
Well? What are the results, Trump?
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Will you be president?
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>>692749005
Will i move into the us if youre elected
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Will I become successful soon?
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>>692751936
fucking god damn
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>>692751879
Fuck you.
Will /b/ ever be good?
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Are they going to assassinate you, Mr. Trump?
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Am I stupid?
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>>692751936
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>>692751960
DONALD KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL
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Does it get better from here?
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>>692752018
Well, I will change that!
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>>692752183
What are the results? Will I assassinate you?
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Will I ever get laid?
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Is /b/ a tremendous waste of time?
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>>692752141
MAGA
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>>692752230
No I am not, Mr. Trump. I am being serious.
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Am I doomed to be friendless and alone for my adult life?
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>>692752334
Shit. I'm fired?
(FUCK)
>grabs gasoline
>pours over trump
>lights match
>throws onto him
You're fired now.
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Should there be a second crusade against the goat fucking heathens?
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>>692752393
Thanks I appreciate you checking.
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Ca I go to bed now
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Will Shillary be indicted by da Feds?
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>>692752077
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>>692749005
Will you make america great again?
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>>692752456
Woah guys hes the real deal
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>>692752282
Fuck yeah
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will i be successful at this?
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If the dollar is all powerful, would a dollar beat 8000 shredders?
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Will she ever come back to me? And say she loves me just like she used to?
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>>692751660
Am I stupid because the answer is yes, or because the answer is no?
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>>692749005
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>>692752617
nigga you better get yo ass to the nearest booth
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>>692752651
Yes, I will pass or am I stupid?
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>>692752450
Kek
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Should i put my dick in my cars exhaust pipe and then tie it to the exhaust pipe and then get my friend to drive in the car at 80 KM while my dicks stuck there and i scream in pain as my lower body gets ripped to shreds and my penis gets ripped out of my body?
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Are you going to resign if you take office?
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>>692752592
Well

That is something I can never unsee
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Will that hot Arabian bitch I've had a crush on say yes?
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>>692752657
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>>692749005

Will you make america great again?
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>>692752724
FUCK
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Keep my current bitch?
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Will grils like me
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>>692752857
Fair enough, I don't really like you but you're definitely better than Clinton
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roll
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>>692752971
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>>692749005
Will this wall you want to make be made of niggers?
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>>692752971
Within 6 months?
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>>692749005
Are you sending Shillary straight to prison when you get into office?
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>>692753073
What did you find?
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Is your dick really that big?
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So get the new bitch?
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>>692753157
ok senpai i will vote for you.
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kill urslef doland dump
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>>692753163
Did you find it yet
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>>692753243
I think he's politely telling you no
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>>692753243
Jesus you're still checking
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>>692752657
what is this pointing out? im confused? he had a crowd behind him if you look at the bottom picture. Is there something im too dim to see?

halp
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>>692753243
Shit give him a minute to figure it out.
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>>692753195
You have to go back meskin anon.
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>>692752708
he's got my vote
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Did riley like me?
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Will I be successful?
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>>692749005
Will I ever amount to anything, mr. Trump?
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>>692753489
fuck
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>>692753489
Damn
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>>692750011
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Ok so u got it?
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>>692753489
Caught supporting Bernie. Can't stump the Trump!
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Donald, will it happen
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Will the summerfags be gone by August?
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Does anybody have feelings for me?
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>>692753466
You don't know how good this makes me feel.
Thank you Mr. Trump.
Make America Great Again.
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>>692753700
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>>692753883
Ok you have had time to check, what is it?
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Are you the real Donald Trump?
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>>692751991
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>692754086
Seems legit
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>>692749005
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>>692752752
llllllloooooollllllllllllllll
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>>692754055
>>692754086
THIS THREAD IS REAL KEK IS WITH US
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>>692754222
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>>692749005
Will I be initiated immediately after my cock rocks?
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Does anyone like me?
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>>692749005
Is the wall getting ten feet higher?
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Does anyone love me?
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>>692749005
gimme yo money trump!!
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>>692749005
Do you own one if these?
http://streamboobs.com/come-on-me-carmen-3d-love-doll-with-head-p44286.html
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>>692754655
Asking later
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Will anyone like me?
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>>692754720
ok, how bout 2million$? gimme!! yo blond dick head!!
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Am I gay?
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Will merranda d8 me and give da guud succ
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>>692754814
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Should I become a trap?
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>>692754985
Alright, it's later
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>>692749321

<3
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Am I happy
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>>692755103
Jesus christ, let's try this time
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>>692749005
Will niggers survive WWIII?
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>>692750011
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>>692755277
Guess I'm voting Hillary
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do you think i can stump you?
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>>692749005
Will you be sent to the gulag for your crimes against the proletariat?
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>>692755193
Done checking?
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>>692749005
will you become the POS?
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Will you build a second wall to keep the moose fuckers out?
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>>692755561
hell yeah!
Will Hilary be sent to prison?
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>>692755419
rekt
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Will you nuke Asia?
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Are you a cuck
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>>692755996
Oh shit
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>>692750011
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Am I going to die soon?
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>>692755095
Okay what about now?
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Should I kill myself? (After voting for you, of course.)
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Does A. actually like me?
>>692749005
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>>692756471
Godspeed, Donald.
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>>692749005
am i faggot?
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Will I ever find true happiness?
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>>692754624
Why yes, it is.
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>>692749005
Will I ever find love Mr. Trump?
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Is it gay to get fucked in the ass by a trap?
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>>692756568
Everyone else will, but not you.
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>>692756568
Damn anon.
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>>692749005
Will I cum tomorrow?
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Was Hitler a good guy?
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Is Putan your gay lover?
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>>692756970
No. It's a serious question. Will I cum tomorrow?
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Do you want to fuck your daughter?
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>>692757145
Fine, I'll ask again
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>>692757318
But does Putan love you?
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Would you invest in finding the bones of Hitler and cloning him?
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should I ?
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>>692750011
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Can trump flim flam the zim zam?
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>>692749005
should I fuck the girl asking me out
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Will anything happen with the debt collectors?
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>>692749005
Will it work out between the two of us
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will you win the election
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>>692758291
Donald supports the hit and quit.
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Keep trying?
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>>692758333
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will it work this time or just a holiday
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>>692749005
will crooked hillary get indicted?
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>>692749005
Mr President will i ever get trips?
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>>692758333
checked
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>>692749005
is eric gay
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Will you give me a small loan of a million dollars?
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>>692759595
What about now?
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>>692749005
gyrate
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>>692759350
Well I have been told I'm a bit slow, you are quite observant Mr president, will i ever get to drive my dream car?
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>>692749005
gyrate>>692759825
niqqa
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you gonna fuck up the terrorist scum or what
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>>692749005
do you enjoy sucking all those cocks?
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>>692759838
Damn, well then Mr President will i get the chance to smoke up again soon?
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>>692760056
>absolutely
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Do you shove soft pretzels up your ass?
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>>692760187
Clever Mr president, will i get a girlfriend this year?
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>>692749005
Mr trump, do you like guinea pigs?
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>>692760566
Wow thanks Mr President Will this blister on my palm heal soon?
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Will I bang brittaney next time I go home?
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>>692749005
will I win on my bet today?
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>>692760852
Huh, that's a relief, do you think I'll be able to get some sleep tonight?
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>>692761327
sorry I cant
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Yes
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>>692761350
Yeah I can admit that was a pretty dumb question, I already know I'm not, wise man that you are
Mr president will i grow up to be a well rounded man?
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Should I move on?
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Will I get a new gf soon?
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kiss me thru the phone
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>>692761669
Well shoot thats a bummer, I thought I'd grow out of some insecurities by then,
Hey Mr President should I stop being so Damn hard on myself?
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Am I the new boss?
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>>692749005
Should I keep talking to her?
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>>692753360
The video makes it look like whatever he's reporting on is very celebrated. Based on only the video people would think the streets are filled with supporters but in reality its a small group possibly paid for by the media.
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China?
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How about now?
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>>692761964
Damn already lost the game huh? Hey Mr President can I trust what you're saying?
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>>692749005
Niggers?
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>>692762185
How about now?
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will my sore throat go away in the next 2 days?
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>>692749005
Today im going to be ranked 17 in hearthstone?
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>>692762310
im not stupid, u r. gib anser
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>>692762275
Ok, well for the meantime do you hate me because I'm Hispanic and learning a good trade?
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Can I be the new boss?
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>>692762352
How many probably?
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Will I join the Navy?
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>>692762354
omg, give me a clear answer you cunt.
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>>692762515
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. noooo. now. will it go away? y/n.
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>>692749005
Will you be the next president, Mr. Trump?
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>>692762484
But ranked 16 no?
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>>692762437
I'll take that as is, Mr President I'm lonely, will i meet my girlfriend soon?
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>>692762607
im not american, i cant vote for you, you imbecile.
answeer mee
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>>692749005
can i change it in my favor?
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>>692762686
good. :3
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>>692749005
will i win
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>>692762685
How about now?
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Cock breath
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>>692762826
Thank you Mr president, I'll keep watch, will i die in the next 10 years?
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>>692763046
Btfo
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>>692762683
And now? Ranked 17... Right?
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>>692763046
Better to burn out then to fade away, I'll make sure to shake your hand before departure, will my death be painless?
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>>692763205
How about now?
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>>692763265
How about now?
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Will I win the lottery?
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Hey Trump, will you win the election?
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>>692763319
Will my death be quick?
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>>692763334
Ok. But will you beat Shillary?
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Will I come into enough money to keep going?
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>>692763400
Whoopdeedoo I'm honored Mr President but will my death be quick?
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Will I live forever?
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will you make america great again?
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>>692763613
Well are you done checking?
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>>692763771
Nice. Will I live forever?
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>>692763602
Do you think I can successfully repress my bad thoughts and maintain a healthy exterior face for those close to me?
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>>692763860
No. But will I?
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>>692763930
No. But will I?
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>>692749005
should I kill myself?
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>>692763907
Clever, Mr President
Will I break up with the one fate set me up with this year?
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>>692749005
is she ok?
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OH great and mighty Trump, should i fap?
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>>692749005
Will you fuck up the USA in every single conceivable way?
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>>692764666
>absolutely
anti-christ confirmed
only if you win
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>>692764310
Well again I have been told i was slow, I think I'm feeling a mix of emotions which has been what has kept me asking these questions out of sheer curiosity.but what do I know? I can't speak from a third person perspective about myself, it would be sheer bias, anywho Mr President Will I get kicked out of school?
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she likes me?
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>>692764973
You done checking?
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>>692765194
Damn it was fun being the boss
But are you done checking?
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Ronald trump
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will i win papa
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Are you gay?
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>>692765330
Again a bit slow bit maybe that's just because i grew up in an environment that forced me to achieve higher than normal standards and so i cracked under pressure and became a bit self conscious about having a smart side and started slacking to save face and began working out at the cost of studying for exams and picked up some bad habits thus I started to gain mediocre if not poorer than average grades and even today have still not a clue of how I manage to keep my ass out of the fire as the work gets heavier academically
Mr president am I a bum in your eyes?
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Will i ever fuk
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>>692766915
Okay asking later which is right now
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>>692766983
The fuck you mean let me check is that a yes or no
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>>692766157
Because it's 4:43am
Who does exciting shit at 4:43am?
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>>692767057
MAGA
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Who was phone???
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>>692749005
Will i het laid tonight?
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>>692749005
Will i lose my virginity tomorrow?
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Am i going to die tomorow?
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>>692768003
Ok. Heck
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Will my farts smell like cherry blossoms and clean puppers? From now and til eternity?
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>>692749005
Will I get her number?
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Did she ever liked me?
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>>692768463
What about now?
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>>692749005
Pineapple on Pizza?
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>>692749005
How the heck are you??
Hey, can I get a gf ever?
Mainliy the one I like?
Thanks mr. President i apprecieate the quick response..
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>>692768720
Reroll
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Am i Hitler's grandson?
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>>692749321
>not taking a screenshot, instead taking a fucking picture of your screen
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>>692752828
pretty good answer lol
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Will I punch my coworkers in the face.
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Will I ever have sex ?
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>>692749005
should I rub one out?
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>>692749005
f
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is my asshole itchy
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Is she going to suck my dick again?
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>>692749005

I won't do it, right?
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>>692770707
Yes! I will!
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>>692770749
Fuck you, Ill do this
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Does she like me?
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>>692749005
Hillary Indicted?
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>>692749005
Are you a mexican in disguise?
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>>692770855
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Will we sex today?
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>>692770810
IM GOING TO RAPE YOU
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Am I stupid?
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>>692749005
Will I get laid soon?
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will i get a kik?
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>>692749005
Satan
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>>692770917
You're so slut Trump
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>>692749005
Will I get a GF this week?
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>>692749005
Will I get published this year?
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Will Hillary stump the Trump ?
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Will you open state borders for healthcare?
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>>692749005
Am i fired
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>>692753677
What is this from? I've seen it everywhere
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