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What is /b/ drinking tonight? Poorfag 20 y/o reporting in drinking Olde English 40oz's. Get in here & drink with me fucker
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>>692724997
capri sun
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>>692725170
try to pace yourself anon, those are dangerous
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MILLER LITE
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>>692724997
Went to a bar and had 1 Coors light. Then I left
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St. Pauli Girl and Makers Mark
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>>692725368
HELL YEAH MILLER LITE, favorite thing to do when wasted?
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>>692725680
ah man i cant drink makers mark, im more of a rum guy. ever had sailor jerrys??
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OP here, random question someone might be able to answer. I was in Canada recently & had a beer called What The Huck. Anyone know if they sell it in the states?
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>>692725865
man, I can't rum anymore. Too much of it when I was underage because its just what my friend bought, but sailor jerry was good stuff.
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2 solo cups full of hells gate, screamed at some fat Fuck in a canary yellow legion shirt (barely contained his burger furnace) then 5 cans of bud, now lying in the dark gurgling.
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sorry guy we watched the em with 2 amsterdam vodka and a lot of veltins beer gj DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!!
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Full bottle of Angry Orchard and 1/2 a bottle of Guinness. Downing the rest of the Guinness before drinking the mix.
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>>692726850
haha i feel you there, im sure ill burn out quickly on it. right now sailor jerrys, soda water, and pineapple juice is my drink. its called an Old Iron Sides
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>>692726861
sounds like yours having a good night anon lmao, what did you scream at him for?
>>692727057
just had quite a few beers with an old dutch foreign exchange student last night, cheers brother
>>692727066
im definitely a fan of angry orchard. ever had Woodchuck Hard Apple Cider???
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>>692727546
Actually no, how's that?
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>>692727845
probably my favorite cider, theyve got a few different flavors but theyre a little more tart than angry orchard. cant drink too many of them without getting gut rot though
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Miller high life
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>>692728210
where ya from anon
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>>692724997
Wisco fag here. I've only blacked out once in my life. It was good ol old English. Ate an entire pack of bratwurst, then woke up next day craving em. Start yelling at my roommate cuz I positive I had a full pack of brats in the fridge.
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>>692728069
Sounds pretty good, I never really liked brews until just recently was more of a hard liquor type yah know?
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>>692726485
They might, just check your local liquor store. They tend to have a good variety of unusual beer.
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>>692728583
nice to meet another midwestern fag here, south dakota reporting in. actually lol'd at that story. i know the feeling all too well anon
>>692728601
oh yeah man i know. i tend to gravitate to & from liqour & beer/cider
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>>692728210
Wisconsin, I'm the eat a pack of brats guy
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>>692728908
ill have to. i was legal there so i was just trying random beers at the bars & that one stuck out the most to me
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>>692728369
Replyed to my own post on accident
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Crown royal Black, but mixing it because I just want it to go down fast.
>alcoholic life
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>>692729563
haha its good. ive only ever been to Fort McCoy & the Warrens area. great state, awful football team
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>>692729590
more of a crown royal apple man myself, so many great mixes you can make with it.
>never regret the alcoholic life
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Welp, gentlemen.
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>>692729659
I'm going to take that as a friendly jab. We both know the pack is not in the same league as the actual shitty teams.
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>>692730566
bud heavies are fuckin perfect for summer days at the lake / river. cheers
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>>692727546
Budweiser guy here, but I've had woodchuck before and it's fucking delicious.
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>>692730622
im originally from minnesota so of course ive got to give a little grief. but youre right theyre not shitty, & im excited to see the early matchup this coming season
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>>692730904
fuckin a right, my favorite is gumption, whats yours??
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>>692730686
Haha no joke, it's like 100° here every day now, and I'm loving them.
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step aside shitbeer fags
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>>692730910
Oh yea, games against our rivals always get me riled up.
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>>692730978
I haven't tried too many really other than Red's, Angry Orchard, and the aforementioned Woodchuck.

But I did buy the Angry Orchard Seasonal Pack once and it had an apple cinnamon brew and I can honestly say it's the best apple ale I've ever had tbh
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>>692731000
where ya from anon?
>>692731003
damn never had that, but im a fan of fruity ales. looks delicious
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1800 Tequila

Time to shave some more years off my life.
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>>692724997
4 steel reserve 24 oz cans
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>>692731255
for sure. not too sure how many more successful years rodgers has left tho
>>692731281
damn im gonna have to try that one. but they have variety packs like that with woodchucks as well, try it out anon.
>>692731305
i like that attitude
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>>692731295
Peach State all the way brah.

>>692731390
Flavored or 2.11's or what man? I swear by the pineapple.
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>>692731390
funny story, my roomate buys me those all the time because they have a better variety than 4Lokos and some other malt liquors. I always chose those when i know im going to be playing catch up
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20 y/o to and had fireball whole 5th throwing up any sec
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>>692731654
nice, ive got cousins from atlanta, not sure where specifically tho. always wanted to visit
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>>692724997
Plain svedka and Diet Coke
Then probably doing to watch the babadook again because I'm garbage.
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>>692731552
I've honestly never seen woodchuck before, a buddy of mine told his friend to pick him up some Red's and got woodchucks instead. But I will say I really enjoyed them.
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>>692731654
211 lol theyre 1.70 each and im broke/Lonely

>>692731683
Yeah i only drink them to get fucked up
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>>692731838
if you havent had a negative experience with fireball, youre not doing it right. cheers and be safe
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Anyone else drink Cobra?
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>>692731876
hey man no judging, that movie is great imo. watched it last semester & i had to watch it a few more times after that.
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>>692724997
str8 rum until I vomit
makes me feel like a dank pirate
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>>692732097
I've watched this movie so many times it disgusting at this point.
I alternate between that and invasion of the body snatchers.
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Macallan 12 year, pic related. I don't want to work tomorrow
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>>692731919
if were being honest the first time i had them it was the packaging / logo that grabbed my attention
>>692732090
whats cobra??
>>692732171
i feel ya there. try not to get scurvy ya fuckin scalawag
>>692732226
no shame in that. i tend to just be a netflix horror film whore & bounce to whatever looks good
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>>692732361
call in sick my friend, enjoy the night & the 4th. (assuming youre from the states)
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>>692732424
Yeah that sounds about right. Netflix hasn't been to kind recently in that regard, not too bad on kids movies though.
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>>692731552
As long as Jody Nelson stays uninjured long enough to help him put the Seahawks and they're shitty bandwagon fans in their place I'm happy. I suppose our second string QB could take over in years to come if he learns more from Rodgers who learned from Farv
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>>692731839
Never actually been to Atlanta. Passed through it many times but never spent any time there. Not really my scene, I'm more of a rural guy.

>>692731947
Shit man I tried the 2.11 and couldn't even stomach it.
Ended up letting it sit on the table for four hours before just pouring it out lol. More power to ya.
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Made a protein shake added frozen strawberries and raspberries.
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>>692732090
>Cobra

Saw it once in the gas station while I was buying one of those Mixxtail Hurricane things. How is it?
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>>692732534
I wish I could call out but I actually picked it up as extra for money. I'm working the 4th too which really fucking sucks
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>>692732762
I love the taste
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Arizona, drinking mexican beer, Corona extra, and some buds
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>>692732681
oh god man if anyone hates seahawks fans right now its vikings fans, im on the same page. Jordy nelson has got to be gettin up there in age ??
>>692732654
glad someone else agrees, except for the rare exception, the ratings tend to be a good indication of how shitty it is.
>>692732762
hey i can appreciate that. grew up mostly in a town of 500
>>692733026
look at you making me feel like a piece of shit. ive given up on my routine until after the 4th because im just trying to be realistic with myself haha
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>>692733057
>Working on the 4th
God damn son that's brutal. Where do you work?
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>>692732424
King Cobra is a malt liquor that I've only ever seen sold in tall cans and 40's. It's cheap bum beer but it actually doesn't taste bad.
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Huterite rhubarb wine. Tasty
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>>692733057
shit man ill be sure to pour one out for ya, hopefully youre not working the whole night?>>692733127
haha got some modelo? tried it a few times & it never stuck out as anything special to me
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>>692724997
Sierra Nevada
Pale Ale
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>>692733237
>500
I don't really know how many people are here and I'm too lazy to look, but it's mostly white trash and rich elitists. (At least, they think theyre rich, I don't think they've ever seen REAL rich, yknow?)
That being said, its home, and I don't think I could ever leave it with a clear conscience.
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>>692733356
sadly sounds entirely up my alley anon, lol
>>692733385
hey man the hoots know their way around a good wine
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>>692733432
Have you tried any of their seasonals?
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>>692733284
I work for AAA. I have to work 1 of the major holidays in summer and winter. Got stuck working the only day I wanted off lol
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>>692733237
Yea he's 31. But every packers fan swears last season would've gone much better with him. So of course we have high hopes this season.
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>>692733562
sounds all too familiar sadly. im actually moving back home to save a bit of money for college for a month or two, but i was happy i moved away for about a year. a change of pace from a small town is necessary i think
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>>692733418
2:30 -11 man. It sucks but it'll probably be an easy shift.
>>692733356
Yo that is my go-to malt liquor. I love that shit lmao. Grab the 40s all the time
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>>692733596
If you're into drinking in alleys then it's literally perfect.
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>>692733827
honestly i think his next 1-2 years will decide if he thinks he should stay in the league or not
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>>692729775
Mix Crown Royal Apple + Loon Juice- You'll thank me later.
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All kinds of beer, currently on this one
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>>692733672
Fuck man that sucks, I'll drink a Bud for you.
Luckily my bosses aren't dicks and aren't making me work.
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>>692733642
Yes, they aren't too bad.
I prefer a brand called Peak Organic
Shit is as cheap as a pack of Coronas, but 7.1%abv
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I drank 3 25oz natty ice
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>>692724997
Mich ultra and Jameson.

Cheers m8
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>>692731003
I'm drinking some habanero sculpin right now but im not putting it some faggy beer glass
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>>692734240
had to google loon juice but im originally from minnesota so im sure i could find it somewhere. i can image it fucks you up pretty quickly tho lol.
>>692734323
just a few more months till im 21 & then im probably gonna hop from random brew to brew as well
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Homemade Moonshine, 155 proof.
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Home brew.
Bavarian wheat beer I made from grains malt hops and yeast. Op'ed it so its about 7.5%.

I Have a keg machine with taps and everything.

Everyone thinks its a hobby. I'm just trying to get drunk cheap.
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Drinking Henry's hard orange soda. This shit is fantastic. Plus 2 vicodin and I'm feeling pretty good
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Carlsberg elephant strong lads. Cheers
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>>692734486
lol what frat you in anon
>>692734560
cheers, have a good one anon
>>692734691
you got a still & everything?
>>692734720
lol, i appreciate the motive. how much did your entire rig cost roughly? would love to get into that someday
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>>692734221
I called it last season. The Rodgers to Rodgers combo should improve greatly over time
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Middle shelf brandy.
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700ml bottle of Kentucky Gold
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>>692731003
Shit taste, sipping on something much more palatable of pineapple flavor
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>>692734720
People suck.
That shit is a skill.
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>>692734367
Yeah it does but I need the money. My girl is pretty pissed. I fully plan on going out after my shift though. I'll make the best out of it
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>>692735083
8% Alcohol, fucking WEAK
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>>692731003
Psshhhtt grapefruit sculpin is best
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>>692734817
jealous, i get randoms so i rarely get to pair liqour & pills. i like taking addy early in the morning & drinking till late
>>692734995
>>692735069
cheers anons
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>>692734817
homo
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>>692735205
thats actually the only thing that bums me out about steel reserve
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>>692734720
I make highly alcoholic wine for the same reason.
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>>692735234
Cheers anon, it's only 74 proof though, I'd rather get a bottle of green fairy instead of Kentucky Gold, but I'm too poor atm
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>>692735320
Make enough to sell. Start a brand label. Get bitches.
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>>692735083
nigger detected
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>>692724997
also 20 y.o poorfag. thinking about getting a fake. drinking budw and svedka. my friend's parents work in the alcohol industry and there is no shortage of booze here, ever. always get to try shit before it hits the market.

she fell asleep so I'm jc here.
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>>692735083
See
>>692731654
I tried the pineapple on a cruise to the Bahamas and fell in love. Cheers m88
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>>692734634
Yeah, actually MN here, heard about that mix from a bartender friend who works with crafts and snobby drinks.
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>>692734925
Second hand pro made keg fridge, 3 kegs 2 gas bottles and lots of extras was about $1k AUD. New would be about $2k

You can get a taste a lot cheaper by just getting a fermenter, a kit to make ur first batch and some bottles for $100. This will make 24L or 3 cases worth. Pays for itself in one batch as beer is taxed to shit here in Australia.

I moved on from bottles as it's time consuming to clean and fill hundreds of bottles and you have to wait for them to mature 6+ weeks before drinking. With the keg you can drink in a few days.
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>>692735521
haha i feel you all too well. youre better off than OP who is drinking olde english so dont feel too bad anon
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dr migillicudis apple pie liquer poorfag here tastes like fuckin desert and gets you all kinds of buzzed.
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>>692735319
Although for some strange reason, some people like such non-alcoholic drinks, for me it has to be at the very least 30% alcohol, although I much prefer drinks 40% and over
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>>692735605
forgot to mention if ur drinking o.e is out of fucking plastic because they changed a legendary fucking drink. it's bullshit and it tastes like poison out of the plastic
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>>692735205
Just weak enough to keep the stomach ulcers at bay so I don't puke blood tomorrow morning, but strong enough to get me fucked up.
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>>692735198
What the fuck is that anon
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>>692735605
Why get a fake if you have a hookup? It's one more year not too bad anon
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>>692735853
a cat
duh
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>>692734925
I don't have a still my buddies make it for me. They haven't gone blind yet so I trust em.
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>>692735605
man ive been thinking about that for awhile but at this point id rather just wait the extra coupe months & not spend the money or take the risk.
>>692735648
ah cool man, where town ya from?
>>692735659
yeah thats about what i figured it would run. did you start out with just the fermentation machine or just go for it lol
>>692735781
sounds like you should just stay away from malt liqour lol
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>>692735979
Oh shit lmao see it now
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>>692735626
Actually had it while visiting a bro in FL. I convinced the local booze shop to order it in for me. Being a regular, they obliged.
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>>692735802
They fucking put mickeys in plastic too. It's a goddamn fucking shame really.
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>>692735723
Been looking at Jacqeus Senaux Absinthe, now THAT, is one decent drink right there
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>>692735853
See >>692735979
This dude knows. I'm pretty buzzed so my pics aren't great lol. She's my buddy tonight
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>>692736153
Crotchfester
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>>692734720
I do not understand wheat beer. To each their own, I guess, but I can't stand the stuff.

I've got a batch of shitty homebrew ESB that did not work out at all, and I still like it better than that wheat crap.
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>>692736251
Been on /b/ too long, thought it was fuzzy furry pussy lol.
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>>692736226
always wanted to try absenthe, even looked into ordering it from online, ever tried??
>>692736296
sounds more like a death metal band than a drink anon lol
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>>692735526
The problem with selling it is that I want to drink it.
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>>692733418
Yeah i've tried it, theres only a few mexican beers that whorth something,
If you ever happen to be in Guadalajara try "Minerva" thats a really good beer i think is an artesanal beer, that or "leon" those were the only beers i drank when i lived there
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>>692736251
give her a pettin' behind the ear for meh
>no heavy petting
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Been drinking fireball man and i drank alot of water hoping to sober up since i gotta be up at 5 tomorrow morning
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>>692724997

Some of this here Cherry Wheat Ale by Sam Adams.

Honestly, it's pretty fucking good. A bit more boozy tasting than most 5% beers but mm, I like it. I've been dabbling with 6-packs of random craft/near-craft brews recently. As a beer, above average. I still prefer ciders though.
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Diet Caffeine Free Coke

Kill me
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>>692736153
>yeah thats about what i figured it would run. did you start out with just the fermentation machine or just go for it lol

I started out with what I suggested, $100 investment to see what I thought of it. Made 5 batches of beer and cider and then decided it was worth investing in. I'd recommend that with any hobby. get the basic cheap entry level shit first see if you like it. Then if you are feeling it you will ahve a better idea of what you want.
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>>692736503
>>692736296
>>692736153
Bahaha, term of endearment for rochester
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>>692736419
Haha yeah I mean that's basically what it was anyway. This phone had a great camera until I changed the ROM for some reason
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>>692736612
only been outta country once, & it was up north. definitely sounds like its worth the try, thanks anon
>>692736722
its not even midnight here yet anon, youre golden. what time is it there?
>>692736810
my roommate is quite the fan of sam adams but i havent found one i like yet. cherry wheat sounds delicious tho. what ciders do you like?
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>>692736814
aspartame will do that
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>>692736989
Your moms cider
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>>692736503
I've had Green fairy and Mythe Absinthe, and I'd recommend it as long as you can keep it down, both will get you fucked up by the time you're halfway through the bottle, as a side note, Mythe Absinthe tastes like black licorice
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>>692737079
Your mom keeps it down
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>>692736692
She left because I kept moving, but I I gave her that pettin
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>>692728069
Woodchuck is pretty good but I'd say Glider is the best I had, by a hair.

I mean, I'll drink any sort of hard cider. Just a handful are overly tart, most are fine.
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>>692736989
It's time to fuck your mom
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>>692736866
ah good god, sorry i shouldve just assumed that. im drunk
>>692737079
so like kind of a jagermeister taste?
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>>692724997
If I wana get really drunk but I don't want to drink, what do?
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>>692737155
I know
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>>692736209
genuinely. it's cultural to drink it out of the iconic glass regardless of if you're actually in the hood or replicating the experience. drank them for about 2 years and never will again. sad

pic related is a kind of funny story.

New year's eve just me and my gf at an empty apartment we could stay at.

went to get a 24 of corona and a 6 of that angry bullshit for her.

got "coronitas" by accident. didn't even know they existed. pretty funny. kinda cool in retrospect
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>>692724997
What I wish I was drinking
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>>692737269
Drink your moms piss
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>>692736314
Fair enough I drink most kinds of beers. Made the weiss bier cos my wife likes it. It's very low on the bitterness scale which is why people like it.

Don't know what ESB means, but if your beer came out bad the likely causes are the equipment wasnt sterilised properly and you got an infection or the yeast got too hot in the fermentor and released bad flavours.

Also if you bottled it you need to leave it for a long time. if its bad now even after 8 weeks leave it for more months and it might come good.
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>>692737269
Alcohol enema
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>>692737229
It's been a while since I had Jagermeister, but I would assume so, although I found Mythe Absinthe surprisingly easy to keep down
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>>692737468
Your mom got a yeast infection too
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>>692737289
What the fuck were coronitas like? Lol
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Why the fuck is everyone drinking bitch flavored beer?
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>>692737600
Like your mom
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>>692737645
Shut the fuck up redneck
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>>692735976
>>692736153
I think ur both right butI'm starting "university" this fall. graduating from county college. going to stockton.

kinda wanna be able to go bars n shit.

u guys r right tho. could get it for $75 cheapest but it's a stupid risk
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>>692737600
same as regular coronas
just 8oz
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Started with some fireball. Ate some chocolate chip cookies and I'm calming down with some shiner
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>edgy kid
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>>692725526
Never understood you guys. Why go to a bar to have a Coors or Miller? Just buy one from a gas station.
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>>692737289
Kek. Those coronitas will fool you
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>>692724997
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>>692737332
You're a sick fuck.
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>>692737757
Your mom fooled me once
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>>692737757
they sell coronas in cans a lot now
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>>692737750
Atmosphere, man. Cmon.
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>>692737750
Or your mom because she is a gas station
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I'm drinking what I drink everynight, dry gin and gatorade. Any gin fans here?
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>>692737079
I bought my buddy Lucid absinthe because I knew he dabbled. That stuff was harsh when I took a shot. I haven't tried many different ones. Do you recommend the ones you've mentioned?
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>>692732681
ha you are living in the fucking past bro


sorry that your team sucks though, better luck next life time
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>>692736989

Straight-up Sam Adams is a fine choice (one of the better "standard" beers). Might not be for everyone. The cherry wheat has a hint of cough syrup-y taste but I like it. Only other "standard" beers I'd go for are Blue Moon and Leinenkugel's. Idk how available Goose Island is nationally but that's up there.

As for ciders (in order)
1. Glider Apple Cider (I want to try the cherry, haven't yet)
2. Woodchuck (red apple)
3. Angry Orchard
4. Smith and Forge because 6% ABV

Then bottom of the list, I'd put Cider Boys and Strongbow. I only had one that was absolute shit, can't think of the name.
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>>692736810
I've never tried anything from sam adams, ill give it a try if you really like that much that you even have a sam adams glass
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>>692737985
>>692737902
>>692737570

get a new joke nobody is laughing.
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>>692737750
Mostly atmosphere really. Sometimes I just need to get the fuck out of my house
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stfu faggot. Sapphire blue
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>>692737600
they're just small coronas. the thing is they were appx the same price so I didn't think a fucking thing of it.

they're a cool product, though. if they were much cheaper and worth it, itd be cool to get the smaller bottles just for shits
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>>692737954
Then get what they have on Tap instead of a Miller or whatever is what I'm saying
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>>692737985
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>>692738091
Your mom is laughing kekekeke
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>>692738068
Are you a femanon?
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>>692738074
My bad, google reverse search
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>>692737694
Well fuck I have never seen that shit around here
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>>692737884
never understood the point of light beers.
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>>692738154
I have your mom on tap and I'm mr. Miller
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>>692738144
>just for shits
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>>692737221
i recently also had strong arrow, ever had that anon? was pretty good but after awhile, most ciders tend to start to taste the same to me; which im not proud of actually.
>>692737269
anon ive heard you can smoke it by compressing it in a bottle but ive tried it without successful results so more power to ya
>>692737332
ugh, never been a mint or peppermint fan, cant stomach it
>>692737509
you dont hallucinate like people say do you?
>>692737679
holy shit lol cheapest ive found is about $200 or so
>>692737884
cheers
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Natty daddy...as usual obviously.
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>>692737895
Thanks anon, gave me a chuckle.
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>>692738030
Hell yes. What brand? I usually get Seagrams because of the decent price.
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>>692724997
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>>692738320
It's for people who want do drink beer, but don't like the taste of beer.
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>>692738194
good joke anon

btw confirmed not same cuck
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>>692737985
Lurk until you learn how to handle your liquor.
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>>692738361
Clean your room smh where's your mother
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>>692738320
They don't taste like fucking cardboard shit.
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>>692738361
Clean your room you fucking heathen.
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>>692737679
Yeah you're not missing out on much. At least I don't think so. I loved my experiences drinking at home more than my experiences going out actually
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Trying this shit out
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>>692738352
How old are you that you still believe people hallucinate from modern day absinthe? The only possibility of there being any truth to that EVER was when people used to make it in bathtubs.
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>>692738361
Is that a 4loko gold i see?

Surprisingly decent as far as 4lokos go but I cannot stand all of the sugar in it, gives me heartburn
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>>692738154
Hey man different strokes for different folks. I'd personally get a Coors at a bar just because I like the taste
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12 cans of busch
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>>692738038
Like I've said, if you're looking for something that isn't terribly harsh as far as absinthe goes, Mythe Absinthe is what I'd definitely recommend, Green fairy is a bit basic, but it gets the job done, so if you're looking to get fucked up fast, Green fairy will do it for you, although I recommend Mythe a whole lot more simply because it's more alcoholic and less harsh than green fairy, it all depends on just how fast you want to hit the ground
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>>692738405
Dude try new amsterdam, it's surprisingly smooth and only like $2 more than seagrams. 9/10 would recommend
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>>692738741
Trying your moms shit tonight
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>>692738306
Where are you from?
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>>692738464
so drink hard cider or ginger beer or spirits or anything. I drank an entire case of light beer at an 18th once dudes parents didnt want peopel getting blotto so they only supplied light beers. I bascially needed an IV drip of the stuff to get drunk.
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>>692738068
ill have to try Glider, never seen it anywhere tho. its not regional is it?
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>>692738741
Yun was my first beer, and best beer I've tasted as of yet.
>>692738783
and 12 cans of those 25 oz cans..
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>>692738665
Shut the fuck up americunt. Muh freedom
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>>692725526
Why didn't you just piss in a cup instead?
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>>692738899
Mehico
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>>692738665
My gf is in nyc, I recently moved to a different city to go back to school. I have no reason not to live in squalor, I'm not trying to cheat on her. Oh and here's my living room.
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>>692738743
hahaha sorry anon, absolutely no experience with it & can only go off stereotypes
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im not old enough to drink
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>>692738741
Hell yeah negro I love that shit. You liking it so far?
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>>692739075
I was saving it for your mom
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>>692738771
You like the taste of water?
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>>692738899
Mass. I have never seen 8 oz beers lol
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>>692738352
Depends on how much acid you've slipped into your drink
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>>692738860
Definitely. Their Vodka is pretty dec, too.
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Why is American beer like fornicating in a canoe?

It's fucking close to water.
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>>692737673
Did I hurt your feelings kiddo?
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>>692739232
are you done yet
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>>692739170
You've got some nice gear there buddy.
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>>692724997
couple bottles of chum charum Soju
(korean vodka)
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>>692739170
Why the fuck do you have a dildo faggot
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>>692739339
top kek
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>>692738757
Yeah, tastes like apple juice mixed with red Bull and ass sweat but hey, 14%, starts the night off with actually having a buzz. I'm 3 natties in right now and can't feel it at all. Hooray for functional alcoholism.
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>>692738352
I've had some "Honey Apple" cider from Strongbow, some Walmart shit. It was ok, just a little lacking to the cider snob side of me. I read the ingredients and it uses apple juice from concentrate, and high fructose corn syrup. Complete joke.

If it's $1-2 cheaper than a better cider, I'd consider it. But at $8 for a 6-pack, fuck no.

>>692738074
I like it enough that I'm going to finish the 6-pack in 2 nights (I don't drink much). If I didn't like it, I would've let them sit and got something better.

>>692738294
No, not a femanon. Is this the "lel fruity drinks" meme?


>>692738943
It's a microbrew from Colorado but I got it in Wisconsin. You'll need to look at places with a big selection of craft/microbrews or check their website, might list where it's sold.
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>>692738978
Oh the summerfags are real. You're not even attending the summer classes you were assigned and you still haven't found time to clean your rape dungeon? You're a fucking troll of a human.
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>gf pressured me to buy a pack of angry orchard instead of my usual
>she apparently likes it, or that can of margarita stuff
>bought it
>waste of money
>had a sip, didn't like it
>i pretty much bought her a 6 pack of beer I didn't really get to drink
Never understood why people drink angry orchard, taste like apple soda and nothing like a beer, she tricked me. Literally a woman's drink.
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>>692739403
cheers my foreign friend
>>692739484
had to laugh at the functional alcholism comment, all too accurate
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>>692739561
Your mom is a troll. Nice tits though
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>>692737269

>>692737365
>>692737495
>>692738352
Great answers.
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>>692739439
I see no dildo. Could be one in the pile but my roomy is a straight edge heterosexual monogamous whatever the fuck and as far as I know isn't into butt stuff. I do not own any sex toys. I get off on loud guitars.
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>>692739294
Yeah, try new amsterdam gin with squirt soda, it's probably my favorite drink aside from g&t
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>>692724997
>>692739339
Fuck
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>>692739725
Mfw why would you put a guitar in your ass boi. Your mom teach you that
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>>692739484
>3 natties in
>functional alcoholism
wew lad, I think you need a little more than 3 25oz cans of beer to be considered a functional alcoholic.
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>>692739777
Your mom squirts
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>>692739801
you still good, rerack that shit
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>>692739246
Lol I guess man. I drink a large variety. From Heineken to Strongback Stout to Coors, I like to change it up.
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>>692738294
>>692739541
Naw I wasn't trying to be a dick, I just honestly consider ciders a somewhat girly drink.
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>>692739561
that pic should come with a:

(SPOILERS, THIS IS HIGHSCHOOL, SPOILERS)
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>>692740022
Your mom is a girl
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>>692739135
They have it there, i pretty sure

>>692739253

Im in arizona, they have those here
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>>692740022
Because it is a girly drink. The only people I see drinking cider are women.
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>>692739170
nice stacks. hows that 5150?
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>>692739686
Go to bed before you have your evening rage and wake your mother up, or even worse your stepdad that makes you do work with your hands.
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>>692740117
Idk I never used it. It's just sort of been there always
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>>692739703
>>692737495
Yeah, I mean, it could be fatal, but if you don't want to deal with the taste, your liver has to compensate somehow by dealing with the excess amount of booze that you didn't want to taste that breaks down a bit in the stomach. I guess it comes down to what's more important in life.
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>>692739989
Ok but what do I throw this time?
Standard rerackbtw
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any good songs to play right now?
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>>692740233
Shut the fuck up redneck
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>>692739953
I drank those first 3 at work and just got home. I had a cider with a shot of vodka added to it around 6. I had a 16oz for breakfast before work. It's not a quantity thing, more of a frequency thing. I don't get particularly drunk unless I go out afnd take shots. I even managed to get through a bottle of ever clear without abusing it, but I haven't gone a day without a drink in 5 years unless I couldn't scrape together the buck fifty or whatever.
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>>692739339
Dude that fucking foot, sasquach?
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>>692740279
Your moms howls while I bang her
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>>692739192
>>692738964
Shits pretty good. Pretty smooth
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>>692739989
"rerack"

I bet youre pretty cool
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>>692740355
Your moms
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>>692740279
eat the ice cream, throw the garbage can, drink the spilled beer
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>>692740229
shame to let it go to waste. oh well
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>>692740355
Fuck you kike ass butt leach. Nice dubs
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>>692740419
I like your madres reracks amigo
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>>692740279
Country Road- Jack Johnson, Natural Selection-Rings Of Saturn, Smoke Again-Chance The Rapper, January On Lake Street- Atmosphere.
I gave you a broad selection of music type, you might hate most of it but you should like at least one.
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>>692740229
Lol this was not me but its true, it's my roommates
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>>692740264
eat the ice cream, throw the garbage can, drink the spilled beer
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How does one, say, stop drinking alcohol every night? After drinking every night for the past 5 years.
Not drunk every night, just tipsy every night.
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>>692740098
They probably have 8oz beers here in MA. But coronitas in particular I've never seen. Especially where I'm at and everyone buys a case of corona every weekend
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>>692739777
Lucky trips checked. Wish I could remember the recipe a buddy came up with for "Russian Icewater." Think it was tanq, stoli, bombay sapphire with a squeeze of lemon/lime something, quick pull of 7up or equivalent on the gun. 1 vigorous shake, then the rest charge water? Damn I wish I could remember. One of the smoothest strongest drinks I've ever had.
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>>692740441
My gf is more interested in it. Just got into it all. Got my first guitar so trying my hand out on all of this. Gibson Les Paul
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>>692739953

On a daily basis, yes 3 25-ounce beers is alcoholic tier. 60 ounces of beer in a day (or 5 shots), just once a week.. that's a routine binge drinker.

>>692740022
Fair enough. I'm not too concerned about following gender stereotypes all that much. I like wearing pink shirts and skinny jeans sometimes. I watch drama shows on TV, I like theatre and dance, etc. Some people give me shit for it but idgaf. But yeah I suppose I do have some girly tendencies.
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>>692725865
>>692726850
I had a rum about 45 minutes ago that costs $105 per oz

>only paid 40 though

It was good, but I've had better for cheaper.
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>>692740279
https://youtu.be/xmsqGzRf05A
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>>692740623
That sounds pretty good man.
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>>692740556
I'll spill some beer on your moms vag if you know what I mean amitite
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>>692740574
you dont anon, it seems to be an endless cycle
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>>692740782
Like you would know you uneducated cretin
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>>692740264
Throw your fridge
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>>692740279
I've been listening to SoaD for a while now and it's been good
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Watermellon smirnof + sprite.
Girly i know but its cheap and delicious.
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>>692740866
Just like... Your mom?
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>>692740648
I'm pretty sure an alcoholic REQUIRES alcohol every day, all day, to function properly though. 3 25oz beers a day hardly qualifies as an alcoholic dependence (more like an after work night of drinking and going to bed routine), maybe abuse, but not a dependence.
This is coming from somebody who had to go through the army substance abuse program.
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>>692740782
>this
I have been getting drunk everynight for the past 6 years and I'm only 21, the worst part is that I can't casually drink, if I have one I'm probably gonna end up blackout drunk.
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>>692740847
Yooo.
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>>692736209
Reddit, the place everyone here appreciates, has an entire sub about it
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>>692740931
Aaaay my mom is a land whale though
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>>692740556
>>692740852
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>>692724997
for OP
https://youtu.be/0PGwlQKM7tw
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>>692740847
do you have something you need to talk about lol
>>692740861
BYOB always gets my goin, thanks for the suggestion
>>692740866
does sound girly i agree, but it does sounds delicious anon
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>>692740999
You get trips so no mom joke on you
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>>692740974
i feel you all too well. ill try my best to stay sober but even one day is pushing it. it makes things better while simultaneously making things worse
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>>692740646
Such a "go to" guitar. Good luck learning. You gotta be patient or you'll give up on it like everyone else. I have a couple ESP's and a Schecter for my electrics. Plus a Yamaha acoustic and Cordoba classical. Was never a Gibson guy
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>>692741255
That's probably because you're poor
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>>692741145
shit I wasted thatdank get
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>>692741255
Just use your moms tits as a bongo
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>>692741091
Yeah it is and it is, m8 but i couldnt think of an easier way to get drunk
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>>692740574
I'd be careful anon, pic related
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