Surely this is at least 4 lewd.
that's about a 7
as is your butthole, faggot
maybe nef is right
maybe I DO walk right into these
gotta reboot computer brb
You walk into jokes almost as fast as you walk into bathhouses with prep and a jockstrap.
that one was a bit forced
does everybody else review their comments with "wait, can somebody slam me with this" before posting?
Which is just how you like it.
No, we just do this to you more than anyone else.
because you like me so much, right?
Honestly it's all meme at this point.
is that all I've been reduced to?
I feel so valueless now
well we are essentially just shitposters
everyone gets memed on
and nothing else is going on
X to go
Reasonable solution to the past 4 days
How are you gents
It's been a hard hecking week, man
Wish I was stoned. Maybe roommate will bro up to me and smoke me out, but he's been doing it for me for months now, so if not I can't complain
I am also doing that.
I wish I was doing that more though.
i'm moredately alcohol
sergals are best
what happened that last four days?
Too much sergel, stop the ride I want to get off.
but there is, you can have too much of a thing no matter if you feel it is good or bad....also you never added me on steam for those resee's
damn im sorry >_<
i've meh. you know
you never gave me a name or sent anything that i could tell
and no never enough serg
It's fine. I don't think I'm in a good spot for any relationship right now, so I think everything that's been going on is for the best.
And meh is better than bad. so that's good.
I couldn't send anything because you never gave me an address. Plus you told me your steam name and I added you and nothing came after.
Yes there is too much serg, it has become an infection. I shall call it sergpox.
everything happens for a reason and i like to think that reason is for the better. The universe has it ways
whats up duder?
tahts odd. I dont see anything on there. could it be becuase im using the steam mobile app?
well there is a epidemic of sergs then. just accept your fate
Doing curls, looking at gay animal people, waiting for coffee to cool.
sounds like a pretty chill night~
And I begin every long story with "so", for future reference
Monday, I was feeling sick, puked at work, had to go home. Was sick with fever/womiting until yesterday, couldn't work. Missed out on ~$100, of which I'll only be able to make up ~$40 by next pay period. Not so bad, rent is paid so there's that. Where the fun really starts is yesterday: since we had a roommate, to whose name the electric bill was assigned, move out, i called the electric company to transfer the bill to my name. Simple enough process, just some basic info exchange, but the problem lies in them automatically shutting off power to our house because the account holder was transferring to a new residence. After talking with the representative, it was confirmed that we would pay a mandatory $63 reconnection fee. Not so bad, I can deal with that. What really stuck in me was that they require a $500 deposit on my new account (I have average credit) before they will consider reconnecting the power ON TOP OF the first month's bill. The alternative is to split that into payments of 50% of the deposit on the first bill, then the rest on the 3 consecutive bills, which we've decided is the best option. So, I come home from a very busy day (I work in a kitchen, go figure) to a powerless house, which I pretty much expected. My 2 roommates, one of whom being the person to whom the previous account was tied, are helping our (literal) hoarder neighbor move to a new place. Fine, I'm all about helping those in need. We get that all sorted, I pack my essentials, and we make a decision that we're staying at roommate's new place (a dinky 1 bedroom) until we get this bullshit figured out.
And here we are. Oh it's also worth noting that I could only get 2 hours of sleep last night so I bought donuts for my bros.
Heck everything right now
fuuuckin a dude. but its all going to be sorted out soon though and things will resume back to normal~
nothing to be ashamed of there
does that mean you have to get an new job?
you just hanging out around here tonight?
im tired and want iceceram
'specially since they such good size and all
>Banana Peanut Butter Ice cream with Caramel.
that sounds good, but i want something chocolatey
>tfw everyone in here seems to be best friends and you're just here like, uuh, hey guys
yeah, but it's ok. Work is just work. The bike shop was a sanity move from a soul sucking office gig.I get to crash at my folk's for a while and get all my shit squared away.
Doing well I hope?
oh thats cool you get to stay there. really nice.
but beer icecraem isnt a thing
Biddy? Is that what I am?
biddy buddy. thats who you are now on
I love you furries! You guys almost never ask for condoms so I get to dump my charged load in many holes during your conventions :)
get namesync, name yourself biddy buddy
there ya go
Chocolate Peanut Butter swirl.
A little okay.
how lewd and gay
oh i know im talking about icecream though. beer sounds good though. i had a rouge hazlenut ale that was really fine. i think i may just go get some now that you tlk about it
well id stay and chat but im oing on an alcohol run now
the best name ever
Are you kidding, I got short circuit in my brain just from looking at screenshots of that
Exactly my point! You guys are so quick to toss the rubbers out and I love it!
And my load would be going IN you, not on. My spunk can't do its job if it's not in your hole ;)
screenshots of namesync? it's not that complicated really
Adds up to what?
Well I honestly don't really have a reason to get namesync anyway, I'm not exactly one in the gang here
Are you saying you're multiplying by one?
neither am I, I'm mostly just a lurking faggot who doesn't post often enough to warrant a name. it makes it a bit easier to keep up with conversations tho
Oh you know! ;)
Always ditch the rubbers and dump deep inside the ass, try you make you bottom sluts pregnant when off meds. :)
I'm not sure what you're saying yourself...?
That makes sense I guess, but nah, I prefer having no reputation to uphold
Breaking news: Heckster reports bro roommate sold his ps4 and all the fixin's to cover some of the deposit. This fuckin guy you guys ;~;
I owe so much to these 2 people, not just monetarily (I don't actually owe them money, maybe like $40) we are literally now bonded for life
I'm going to sell some of my extra drums tomorrow to not feel like a piece of shit
>You gota empty deez nutz b4 they XPLODE
Hey, if those sluts don't bother asking status, let alone for a rubber, why shouldn't I give them my load? :)
If they were really worried about catching something, they'd ask. Otherwise they're just fine with it. :)
you're a piece of shit holy fuck that makes me sick
So I just won't knock you up then, but the rest who ignore condoms aren't off limits! :)
Isn't that illegal?
That's actually not a bad thing.
How you been, dude?
If I lie about my status, or refuse to disclose when they ask.
But if the slut doesn't ask, Then It's game on because they don't care and aren't bothering to protect themselves. :)
I got at least 5 knocked-up confirmations so far! :)
Haha, well welcome back. How you been?
I stepped out to go buy supplies for a woodworking project.
Alright, I got beer but I might not drink it tonight because I was just lifting weights.
That's a good call. I ate junk food today and I'm drinking a bunch. I did not bother counting calories and will regret it all tomorrow... Good on you for doing some weight lifting though!!!
What?! Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I wish you were out here, I'd buy you a drink and give you a hug. That shit sucks, man.
Shoulda been 51 in the nightclub faggot
I dunno, I have a belly that I shouldn't. I don't know if I qualify as "fat".
Let me put it this way: If I walk around your average Walmart, no, I am not fat. If I go to a gym, yes, I'm fat. I'm probably just average.
>It's better this way.
Regardless, it doesn't change the fact that it hurts!
And I'm refinishing the stocks on two of my rifles. Debating if I want to go to the range tomorrow or not.
>no more junk food days
I know... But I'm stressed, and depressed, and shitty food is so good.
this isnt even my retarded furry faces folder.
do you want me to post that?
No thanks, I'll just keep spreading my seed to those who spread it even further. :)
You furs secretly love fleas ;)
>Those two figs
At LEAST lift some weights so you arnt misshapen.
You have a nice chest/belly.
>why for depressed?
Lonliness mostly. Work is stressful, which doesn't help either. It's all good, I'll just internalize it and have it cut out as a cancerous tumor in a few years.
>It was amicable
Well get drunk and be miserable with me!
I would totally cook for you. I think that's part of why I have such a hard time cooking. When I was with my ex, I used to cook all the time, really enjoyed it, but now that it's just me I have a hard time caring.
>At LEAST lift some weights so you arnt misshapen.
Dude, I know. I need to find someone to go to the gym with. Especially to check my form and make sure I don't fuck something up. But also because I'm lazy.
>everyone hates fat people
Im alone, I use that as an excuse to exercise because there is no one else to help me.
aw really? i was hoping you had something 150+ that i could add to my shitposting folders
last time i had a broken arm i still ran every day
>Now you gotta get super cut for the next one
Yeah. I really do.
God dammit. Alright, I'm joining a gym this week. There's one by my house. How do I make sure I don't fuck up with my form? Personal trainer?
>I use that as an excuse to exercise because there is no one else to help me.
Some people thrive on lonliness, others wallow in it.
Im not stopping you. I did offer to add you on steam but you turned that down.
look at all the beer i have. be proud of me nibi
I'll gladly do that for ya if it means I can put my dick, and load, inside it right afterwards ;)
I have incisions to protect. I can't run right now.
PT will help. watch vids like Alan Thrall, practice form with unweighted bar.
yo did? I must have missed it
I'm still here and not fat
I DON'T WANNA GET FAT AGAIN!
I do both. Sometimes ill just drink all day.