there was a softcore strip video of a girl in a black thong and tanktop. She was dancing to Glamorous by Fergie in what looked like a hallway in front of a closed door. Havent been able to find it since then, but it was the first thing i came to. Wish i could find it again.
My dad had a few porno's stashed away. Don't remember the names of them, but one had like several characters/scenes, one with some old guy with an eyepatch, think the woman had one too.
The other was some Caucasian male in China with his fiancee I think? They met his fiancee's mother, then they banged. Jesus christ, that Asian girl's ass was amazing, and I thought it was perfect back then.
pretty much every day after school i would get home, get a bowl of cereal and watch much music and wait for these two music videos to come on and furiously start jerking off. and the vj that presented the music videos i had a massive crush on. Her name was "Leah Miller" and i would always wish she would show more boobs or wear something tight.
My brother had The Bikini Carwash on vhs, I used to take it from his stash and jerk off to it as much as I could, being careful to rewind it to the spot I found it.
kek, ya i know. every time i google her or see her on t.v i cry a little inside she really fucked her face up, she was my first massive crush every day i would just look forward to watching to see what she would wear kek i was such a fagit. if i had the chance i would still fuck her though just for the young boy in me.
sad, I know, not a lot of access to anything better
i dont want to marry her, i just want to fuck her its the principal of it all its like a bucket list thing.
I had a huge crush on Topanga from Boy Meets World. Watched the show religiously, didn't even really like it that much; but I was hooked on Topanga.
parents had on vhs watched hundreds of times
lingerie catalogs. Still love those pajama pics
>life before the internet. when porn was more imaginary than in your face.
I dunno about better times necessarily but there certainly is something to be said for the conquest each boy undertook to find marginally fappable material and the pure glory of once or twice getting your hands on real honest to god proper pornography.
rented this thinking no nudity was in it, chok full of it. also walked home from school down ally ways, would find porn mags
I legit found her issue of Penthouse in the woods. Lost it when my mom found it under my mattress, but I tracked down a copy years ago in a used book store. She's still fucking hot.
fuck does this video bing back memories. ''
Gotta be an oldfag to get this one. I watched CNNHN for hours because of her.
I busted my nut to 80s Penthouse magazines more than anything else!
It was just the right amount of nasty. Playboy didn't show pussy lips, which was a bummer, and Hustler was a bit too graphic, and not very arty about it.
Penthouse was just right.
I used to love getting off to a short clip that went around on Limewire/iMesh/BearShare etc of a girl cumming, she was a moderately popular porn star of the time, I remember her being a blonde. It's a short clip, she is legs spread masturbating to orgasm with her fingers, the camera was on the floor between her legs and she was looking down ajd the sound was a bit out of sync as she moans while cumming. I remember "Female Ejaculation" or "Female Orgasm" was the keyword that I searched to find the clip.
Rip I wasn't the only one :')
Surprised Topanga isn't here yet. 10/10
My parents had this... fucking VHS... I found it and me and my brothers played it because bloopers are funny and shit.
Desperate times called for desperate measures, I suppose...
Kind of masturbated with my twin sister until we were ten. Discovered internet during the end phase of that. Fapped to internet boobies and pictures of my female friends in swimsuits. Started camwhoring when I was 11 and fapped for older chicks, or at least guys who had them recorded. Came to 4Chan a bit after that and fapped to pics here. Kinda discovered pizza but I still went at it. Hit puberty at 14 and pizza became disgusting because I had a big kid complex. Almost six years later and I don't really fap to anything anymore. Usually just blow my load in the shower while thinking about my day.
i think thats a tit bro
yeah it is 2 tits
this pic was the one that drained my well
Because It made my balls blue waiting for some boobs for just 2 seconds and I HAD to make it count. It was a nightmare.
Kelly bundy. Shit, i always was jelaus of bud and al bundy. Probably they spy on her in the shower and jerk off
I grew up with a twin sister and our parents didn't really treat us like we were different genders. Sister and I always touched each other down there because we were different. Eventually we discovered orgasms and went all the way together. Then one day, the girls had to go to a class about puberty and she stopped wanting to do it. Dunno what the class said but fuck them. Our family albums have a shit ton of naked pics because my parents weren't prude, and I always feel a little weird seeing my sister and me naked together because I wonder if she remembers doing shit.
holy fuck dude, yes! must have watched the mask 100+ times when I finally got a TV/VHS combo in my room. fucking blow my load as soon as she bends over. she's never looked as good since.
She was in the very first Playboy I ever had..
HBO's Real Sex series on VHS copied from a friend who had HBO.
I think I nearly turned my balls inside out over this woman.
>tfw you tried to look at cp on yahoo groups using 28.8k
which episode is this from? who were they looking at?
I seriously jerked it Dot a few times
yahoo groups and yahoo chatrooms were dens of pure porn filth
The one where Michael Jackson takes control of Ike and to save him they get him to a beauty pageant. The dudes are literally fapping to little girls and they get arrested shortly after.
ashamed but fapped
Minvera. Fucking. Mink.
As a kid, when barbies were still built like Playboy Playmates, I used to rub my dick on their tits as well as pee on them. I didn't even know about cumming but I guess subconsciously it was close to cumming on them.
I would rub my dick on the Sears lingerie section and on some nude playing cards I found on the sidewalk.
Had a small crush on Alex Mack, hated Topanga, hated Married With Children so never got into Christina Applegate, liked Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Used to jizz to a comic of Lara Croft with showed her naked ass and side-boob in a video game magazine. However I had the internet during puberty so I had porn as soon as I started fapping.
Hustler magazines from my dad's closet. Because I'm an adult. If you mean as a teen, sexape.com links to twisty's. Clicking to download a pic before school, then turning off the monitor, and beating mom and dad home to print the picture hoping it downloaded. Those were the days.
Well niggers do suck. But I have been to China and its the 1950's United States with no regard for human life. Plus they don't give a shit about pollution and if people die at work it's no different than a machine breaking down
revenge of the nerds
Her tits were ridiculous. I used to fap to her. One time my uncle put on that show and she came on with a shirt like that and her massive balloons sticking out and my aunt is says to my uncle "I know why you want to watch this show." He kept it on until her scene was over. Lol.
i used to be fap to this bitch from an extremely goofy movie
Ha, I used to do it as well.
And watched that show many times. Can't believe how it was possible, thinking back.
My dad had the penthouse with Vanessa Williams in it