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How tall are you, /b/? All heights are welcome.
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Thats more than a 3" difference
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>>692715711
?
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>>692715711
manlet detected.
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>>692715226
Why bother asking, everyone on 4chan is at least 7 feet tall...apparently.
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6'2"

Half the people where I work are like 6'5", 6'6". Makes me feel short af.
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>>692715226
5'4"
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6'2" w/ an 8x6 cock
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>>692716970
>>692716877
how are you people so fucking retarded
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>>692717471
4"11
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>>692718241
the irony in this post
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>>692715226
6'4 motherfuckers
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6'1
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>>692715711
manlet detected
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5'7" and a woman.

Every man shorter than me is embarrassing and needs to leave.
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6'7 but I'm also fat. Been trying to correct that all year.
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>>692715226

6'5"

Slightly overweight 230 lbs. Feel like a freak most days. Being tall is overrated.
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>>692715226
5'7"

Pretty comfy tbh, and I don't have to eat as much food. No complaints.
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>>692719052
>"women" over 5'4.
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>>692715711
Manlet detected
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5'10" here. Just above manlet thank god
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I'm a 5'11" manlet, probably should kill myself tbh
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>>692719052
>5'7"
>as a woman

Go cut off your legs you fucking giraffe
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>>692719052
shittt nigger you're the perfect height. 5'7+ only here. 6'2.
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>>692719624
No doubt dude. 6'7" faggot here, feel the same fucking way. Beats being a manlet i guess, but a normal sized 6'0"-4 would be easier i think.
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6'4"
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>>692715226
My dick must be 2 feet long.
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>>692715226
5'11 3/4

so close but so far..
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>>692715226
6'4"
BTW there's no way that's a 3 inch difference in op's pic
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>>692717471
Ikr... the nba is weird dude.
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6'2"
Not bad I guess.
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thready reminder that 5'11 - 6'2 are the premium heights. anything shorter is manlet tier and anything taller is lanky tier
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5'11.5" so close to 6'... at least with shoes i make it.
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>>692715226
>great copypasta OP/10
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6" 6
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6.2" best height
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6'3 and doin well
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>>692720457

Kek
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>>692719977
>>692720258

so many manlets tonight
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If you're a woman under 5'9 you will give birth to manlets, RIP your genetics.
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>>692718098
8mm x 6mm
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5'11" but honestly I wear some thick shoes to lift me up to 6'0 because I cant live with the fact I got cucked by one inch.
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>>692721351
damn how can manlets compete
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>>692716970
>>692719035
>>692719035
>>692720009
Faggots detected.
Summer in full swing.
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>>692722164
have children with a tall dutch girl and your sons might be over 6ft
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lol the man on the right is like 5 8.LOL
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>>692722218
your height causes women to stop being aroused and shuts down their ovulation in case you were to (somehow) overpower them.
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5'10" reporting in
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>>692722467
your stupidity and constant drooling seems to do the same, but I will say that you can over power women because of your retard strength.
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>>692715226
6'3'' Master Race checking in. Fucking manlets should just off themselves for the sake of the human race.
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>>692715226
6'0 on the dot. Was 5'9 at the end of highschool and shot up the following year.

Not going to lie, I don't understand these threads.

Honestly.. A lot of us "tall dudes" are ugly. Really, 9/10 times anyone my height or around it looks like a mongoloid. Take your picture for instance. Both guys are in decent shape, but I guarantee the shorter dude pulls wayyyy more pussy than the tall guy. Also personality and social skills take a huge part and the only thing I see people my height bragging about, is height.
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>>692722952
6ft is the threshold for being a manlet
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>>692722937
This how you know tall people are dumb as shit.
"Off everyone that is shorter than me"
if that happened you would be the manlet cause everyone would be taller than you.
But you dont think of this shit.
Cause you're stupid.
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>>692723147
Manlet detected, do your part and die.
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>>692723074
5'11 is
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>Everyone who disagrees with me is a manlet
The Thread.
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>>692723074
Never said I was a Goliath tree, but you have yet to disagree or rebuke what I've said.

Pro-tip: You can't
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>>692715226
Those heights are wrong. Dude on the left has to be around 6'4 and manlet on the right is like 5'8
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>>692723301
Yeah 5'7.
Aaaannnd?
What are you going to do?
Bitch and whine on the Internet?
You fucking tool.
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192 cm
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>>692719052
Yeah. Right. A "women"
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1,80m
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>>692722952
I hope I'm you dude, 5'9, just graduated. please 3 inches.
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>>692723829
Nope, just kick you little faggots around. I dont care, stay alive, I have to have someone to beat up.
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>>692724084
You couldn't beat your dick out of a paper bag.
Your argument holds up about as well as a faggot's in bible camp.
You are slower than old people fucking in a vat of molasses surfing the Internet with Internet Explorer.
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6'4" please explain how anyone under 6 ft isn't a dumb (pro tip:you can't)
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5'11'' really wish i was 6 feet. i wear height increasing insoles but i kind of feel like it might be obvious because it makes a bulge in the top of my shoe
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>>692715226
6' on the dot. Im skinny as fuck tho.
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>>692724556
That's super clever, but I can still kick your ass. I'd love to meet your girlfriend so she can leave you for me.
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Don't you tall guys have friends who are short
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>>692715226
fuck your feet
184 cm.
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>>692724574
Wow that made alot of sense. Would you like to try that syntax again big guy?
I keep English word to minimum. Help you out.
Ug ug UG ug ug ug FIIIIIRE
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Forgetting how all 6' guys look like fucking twigs who will never have the same strength and body physique as us "manlets". Go fucking cry about us using steroids just cause we're more alpha than you skinny ass niggers.
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>>692724072
You don't need it honestly, i'd be fine if I was still 5'8 - 5'9. If you base pulling bitches off height or think that's your only excuse, you're wrong. And any women that only go for men that are tall, you should stray away from.

For instance, i'm in pretty decent shape i'd say. 6 pack, broad back and decent chest. But I wear long sleeve T-Shirts and Sweatshirts. And I met the women who I believe is the love of my life, she wanted me for me not for appearance. The fact that i'm in good shape ended up just being a bonus for her.

Work on your social skills and personality, present yourself well and it can make wonders a reality.
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>>692715226
5'6 here
ive knocked out plenty of guys taller then me
even have taller friends
fucked a tall babe once
Whatever
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6'5"
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>>692724800
Mate unless she's a fucking hippie she's not into trees and twigs betafag
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>>692724862
Thats funny because all the manlets I see, even the ones that obviously lift, keep their eyes to the ground when they see me. Keep telling yourself that you're tough.
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>>692724800
The only thing you could pick up is maybe MMAAAAYYYBE crabs from a toilet seat.
Put some man in your voice next time, not in your mouth.
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5' 7'' and my ex gf used to cuck me with a tall guy till i found out and dumped her
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I'm 6'5" but I've got that 135lb Auschwitz look going.
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>>692725053
Im built like a greek statue my man. She'd be all over this dick.
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>6'9" here
Could anyone explain me how you're able to keep living being under 6'5"?
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>>692725059
Dude you are about as gangster as Kanye, but twice the bitch.
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4'9 Maser race.
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>>692725059
Yeah you're nothing special to look at. Trees are pretty common
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>>692725082
Keep telling yourself that, itll totally come true.
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5'9"
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>>692725212
Who said gangster? Im just more of a man than you.
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>>692725194
Could you explain to me how you don't charge admission for that freak show you call a body?
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>>692725194
6'4 here, girls wont even talk to me without my 2inch lifts on, shit sucks so much
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>>692725359
You're far from a man faggot. Kys
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>>692718098
He tells the truth

I can't explain to you why
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>>692725277
So being tall and strong is a feminine characteristic now? Oh wait, its the opposite of that.
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>>692725286
Nice cum back, Dinghus.
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>>692725490
How am I far from a man? Sounds like your rationalizing your shortness.
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>>692725171
if that's the case then your dick is tiny as fuck. she would fuck you once out of obligation because you both just got naked and then never come back

no point in being proud of being tall unless you got a huge cock to go with. 95 percent of the reason girls want to fuck tall guys is that they expect a big cock to go with it
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>>692725596
It true though, keep being short, women love that
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>>692725506
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>>692725359
More lady
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>>692725683
6'3 fag here, decent looking.

Can confirm Handsome manlets pull more bitches than me.
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>>692725634
Well Im about 7 inches, so its not like Im small. Most women will take a nice sized dick and a beautiful tall man who is in good shape over a tiny guy any day
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6'6 faggot here but still a shortfag since dad and brothers all over 6'8
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>>692725856
Manlet in disguise
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>>692725683
Yeah, cause there is a pill for that.
Keep telling all the girls you have a regular sized dick, its just that you are so tall and it makes it look small.
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>>692725869
being 7 inches is about as beta as being a manlet

everyone under 8 inches is cuck tier
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i feel the same way about chicks under 5'7/8

who wants to fuck a hobbit? not me
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>>692725506
Your gene pool just needs some bleach. Us manlets don't give two fucks about your skinny ass
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>>692719052
There are no women on 4chan. That's a known fact.
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these threads are pure garbage.
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>>692726002
lol ok kid whatever you say. Talk to me when you actually get laid.
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>>692726030
No you dont, but women do, they love us.
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5'3" female reporting in
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>>692726002
This. Being 7 inches isn't THAT bad but it's mediocre as fuck. Women can easily find guys who are 7 inches and tall. Unless she is desperate as fuck because there is something wrong with her, she won't be impressed and you will be very disposable and probably even cuckworthy in her eyes
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Some of these giants are as huge as their fucking ego. Kys you unproductive cancer of society
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>>692726254
tall or short
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5'9
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>>692726256
average is 5 1/2'', I think most women would be fine with 7 buddy
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5' 6" turbo Manlet
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172cm and I graduated HS last year. I just want 3 more cm and I'll be happy
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>>692715226
5'9"

Good ol' average.
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>>692715226

Wouldn't life be simpler if everyone just killed themselves?
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>>692726414
Yeah, well 7 inches isn't rare at all. Most hot girls have fucked many 7 inchers
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>>692726195
Women don't love men who dwell in their rooms masturbating to straight furry porn. Dont classify yourself as "one of us" you cuck
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>>692726535
Oh of course it would.
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>>692726195
Nah women love us manlets
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>>692726543
If you want to have that ''it's so big'' effect, you got to be 8 inches. that's when girls are genuinely impressed
when it's 7 inches, they are just happy that it isn't small not impressed
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>>692726543
So what? You do realize dick size isnt that big of deal right?
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>>692715226
The guy on the right is definitely not 5'11. there's at least a 6 inch gap between the two, at the minimum
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>>692722937
Too bad your ugly as fuck right
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>>692715226
What? You're fucking serious? You must be really insecure.
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ITT: Virgin manlets rationalize their weaknesses.
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>>692726779
Actually Im quite attractive.
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>>692726414
Not if your dick's 7" x 4.5"

Then again, have made women cum.
Interesting.
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>>692722952
Right look at Tom Cruse
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5`8``
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Me on the left
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>>692726846
ITT: Giants attempt to assert strength over those who they will never beat
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>>692726697
that is just as delusional as saying manlets aren't cucks
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>>692715226
191,5 cm
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>>692715226
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>>692726336
I'm the smallest in my friend group, but at the same time they're all 5'9"+ and I consider that tall
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>>692726904
Lol uh ok
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>>692727048
Because its a given they will beat them
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>>692726509
It's just a coincidence that everyone around you is taller
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>>692727151
I dont need your approval kid, I know what I am.
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>>692727168
Lol this nigger has never fought
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>>692727146
i'm asking if you prefer tall or short men.
don't be autistic, this is your time to shine buttercup/
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>>692725059
lmao you know you're a beta when you think cause people look at the ground you have them beat. They could be thinking of something else or are creeped out by your dutch-dumbass looking at them. My god it's true tall people are stupid. Probably from smoking your head off shit all day.
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>>692719052
tis or gtfo
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>>692727318
Not if you count manlets, its not so much a fight as a beat down.
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>>692715226
I've noticed tall guys often have ugly footfaces, OP's pic is a prime example. Feels good to have a nicely proportioned body and aesthetic af face even though I'm the height of a girl.
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5'10
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5'4" but that's like just below average for women I think ?
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>>692727366
Im not dutch you fucking faggot
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>>692727532
lmao you don't even lift go home kid.
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>>692727336
Oh blow me. I like 5'10", 5'11", did the whole 6'3" thing recently, I felt like a little girl holding his hand, kinda hot but cuddling was awkward
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lol oh god... anyway Im out, thanks for getting bent out of shape little guys.
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>>692715226
6ft 1
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>>692727366
Probably the same guy who gets kicked out of nightclubs for harassing women. "BBB BUTT BUT I PICK UP THE CHICKS MANG" Fucking weirdo betas. You tallies keep telling yourselves you're so much more alpha than us. Amen niggers
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>>692724999
No you didn't now go to bed my great big man
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5'11"
If nothing else, finding clothes my size is no problem, and I never have issues with head or legroom in any car. It's like the world is built for guys around my height.
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>>692727459
Fuck your ego is huge. Kys you must really be top shit hey. Fuck pls zyzz 2 good
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I'll just go fucking kill myself because I'm 5'5"
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5'1"
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>>692727889
word
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ITT: Manlets winning for once
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>>692715226
>/b/: The biggest collection of 6' tall people on the internet.
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>>692715226
6'2" masterrace reporting in
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>>692727926
No amount of insults to us manlets is going to bring daddy back. Now what do you want for dinner sweetie? Your 31st birthday is coming up and still living with mommy poo. Need a botbot and nappy change too? Cause your fucking attitude stinks
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...but here's the thing about little guys sometimes,
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>>692715226
I'm 4foot 2inches
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>>692727727
so you want a 6'3'' bull for raw sexual purposes and a 5'11'' boyfriend for emotional and cuddling shit

also you know the rules
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5'9" am i manlet
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5'4"
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>>692728535
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7'8 Master-race
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>>692728712
Enjoy dying at 45
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>>692715226
I'm 6'4". Wife is 4'11". Big cawk meets small pussy. Win/win.
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>>692715226
>3 inches?

I don't think you understand how imperial standard works...
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>>692715226
7'9'' Masterrace here, fuck yall manlets lmao can't pick apples with your knees fite me
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6'4, should I even shake women's hands at this point? I just envelope their hand and they do 0% of the work.
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..but here's the thing about little guys sometimes,
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"Short men will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed"
Check mate niggers. Be 40 and still look 25 fucking your wife while you be out at work.
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>>692729131
Find less socially submissive women
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6'5" 200lbs and my girlfriend is 5'0" 95lbs. Feels a little weird sometimes.
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>>692715226
6'2"
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>>692724999
Isn't every guy taller "then" you?
Also checked. nice trips, little dude.
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>>692728543
yup, it's like when us girls say we want a nice boyfriend. that's true but we also want a dominant bull on the side
a nice beta boyfriend that takes care of you and lives to serve you and a big strong alpha that stretches our pussies out
that's having it made for us women
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Men who stand below 5’7” are 32 percent less likely to divorce than average-height guys, according to a 2014 New York University study.

A 2014 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that Hungarian men who stood below 5’9” reported having more sex than taller guys: 2.69 times per week on average.

And an earlier Hungarian study found that men under 5’7” got significantly more lucky than men over 5’11”.
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>>692715226
In the loooonnggg run. Being tall is probably a bad thing.

Think dinosaurs.
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>>692724556
I'd fuck you. Insult game on point.
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>>692727727
did he give you shoulder rides and did you call him daddy?
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>>692725171
Show us.
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>>692715226
1.84 m I dont know how much is that in retarded units.
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>>692725391
Maybe you're just ugly. Or an awful conversationalist
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>>692726002
I honestly find 8 inches to be intimidating
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>>692715226
6'3"
Airplanes and buses suck to be on, hit my head on shit and have to duck in places sometimes but there's more pros than cons. That being said, it irritates me when a girl won't give someone a shot because of their height. I feel for thr manlets in that regard.
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>>692726256
Not true. 7 is pretty damn good.
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>>692730321
>>692730253
tits or stfu
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>>692727727
5'4" female here. Just broke up with my 6'3" boyfriend. Will totally confirm the little girl bit, but why was cuddling awkward?
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>>692730767
Did you call him daddy?
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>>692730767
how big was his dick
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>>692730463
Mmkay.
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>>692730854
Yeah, but he wasn't as into it as I am
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>>692729788
Whoa... lets just be frienemies.
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>>692715226
6'5"
1.98m

The monster from 300 has a 3 inch head?
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>>692730883
Like 7-7.5. Great girth. Fit like a dream.
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>>692729881
I wish he did, it was only for a brief time, although he was swaying towards more dominant I'm not sure he'd go as far as I would've liked.
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>>692731185
damn, that shit gets me so hard but how are you supposed to bring that up to girls?
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>>692731200
Hey, man, if you don't want your dick sucked, that's on you.
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>>692729434
fucking whore
jennie is tha u
:(
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>>692731368
just be alpha and make her call you daddy
all girls love it
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>>692730767
He always wanted me at head to head level and by butt would go into his stomach and not his dick area which I would've liked, that makes grinding hard to do.
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>>692731461
no it was some cuckfag anon who wants the whole world to have 0 selfrespect like himself
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>>692731368
I honestly don't know. Before I started having sex, I thought it was the weirdest thing in the world. Until I got fucked so good that it just slipped out. Even I was surprised how much I liked saying it. Just have to test out different girls, I guess
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>>692725089
You really should know the meanings of words if you're going to use them
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I'd take my 5"11 height with the fitness level I have over being any of you tall Lanks any day ;)
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>>692731586
Ah that'll do it. That's why I always went a little bit below him and would just look up at him to make out or whatever to avoid grinding on his stomach
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>>692726026
Tell me why you ain't a hobbit
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>>692731641
who's worse? him or the betafags roleplaying wholesome girls who don't want their guys to be that tall, or have very big dicks on /b/?
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>>692715711
Kind of a not-often-used joke about men <6' all claim they're 5'11". Kind of like a woman being obviously over 30 and listing her age as 29.
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>>692731968
>lanks
>can't fit XL t-shirts over my biceps
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>>692732056
definitely the cucks
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>>692731266
>Like 7-7.5

knowing how bad girls are at judging size in general, it was probably like 6.5
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Just measured, shoes off, and I'm 5'9". Used to be 5'10". Maybe from too much lifting of heavy shit at my job for the last 5 years. Good thing I'm buff as fuck and don't give a shit. I also wear boots all the time so I'll just say 5'10".
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>I'm 8ft Tall and my dick is 13in fuck yall I win this thread.

Do you guys realize how pathetic most of you sound?
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>>692732407
Yes because you guys are so much better at it.
Got a ruler out and guesstimated one day. I'm pretty good at estimating sizes
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6' 6" (1.97m) white, blonde blue eyed male reporting in.

>every race finds me attractive
>cucked niggers on a regular
>model of desirable man.

Try to be me.
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>>692734911
Please, have your way with my body
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5'3" and a man.

who cares?
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>>692731371
Are you even a chick?
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5'3"
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>>692736102
>articulate sentences >without tits
> asking for it

Not attracted to men.
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>>692736637
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> be me
> be 5'7
> dating girl who's 5'9
> tipping scales at 6' + in heels
> Mfw you ugly nerds think height beats facial aesthetics

Stay plebs, you lanky niggers. Nobody thinks your skeletor arms and Sloth foreheads are cute and your dicks look 3x smaller.
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Do people in wheelchairs measure from the centre of the wheel to the top of the head or grom the ground to the top
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>>692737542
Charismatic tall trumps charismatic short all day.
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5' 10 (appearantly I'm still growing at 20)
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>>692737637
They work on upper body and play pity or guilt trap a spouse post incident. No need for measurement, the world is on their side.
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>>692737946
Ok.
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Six foot one, but I've wasted my life by being an autistic loser
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>>692719052
6' femanon reporting in. 5'7" is nothing, you can leave now.
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>>692739038
>get proud
>be confident in literally anything
>learn to hum national anthem while sucking on an oiled pinto bean
>????
>pussy

Circumvent your problems faggot, this is the way.
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>>692738691
Serious I measured and I gained like have an inch since new years (it is not unheard of for guys to grow till like 25-26)
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1 meter 70 cm
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>>692739157
you will birth many powerful sons
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>>692739157
But are you attractive? Used to know a 6'2" goddess, regret every day of my life not wrapping her legs around my head like a scarf and getting friendly with her sideways eye. But I also know a 6'11" chick and she was like an Ent mixed with a white witch.
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>>692739157
what about 5'11 3/4 ;_:
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>>692739916
It shall be the beginning of a mighty empire.
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5'5 with boots why am I so short???
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>>692722952
Underrated post
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I'm 5'10" and own many guns
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>>692740150
Lol, an extra 11" would be a bit brutal. I rate as decently attractive, but I think my body is better than my face. 145 lbs with 32H's, face would be a solid 7/10.
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>>692739719
Whatever height gains you make will be minimal. Do not rely on nature to help your status. Now is the time to develope non-genetic skills.
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>>692739157
no one cares, you're just as unattractive
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>>692740165
Acceptable, you may stay!
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>>692740654
okay?
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>>692724999
you bring honor to the 5'6" masterrace.
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>>692715226
6'2 guy looks ugly as fuck
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>>692740165
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>>692719052
women over 5'6 are ugly as shit
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5'11" and even though its always tempting to just say i'm six feet tall i never do it
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>>692740253
Luck.
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>>692726050
This thread is pretty much people lying about their heights and making up lives they don't live to outdo other people lying on this thread lol
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>>692741215
women who are 6'0 and wear heels are retarded
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>>692718241
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>>692740654
Well I suppose long legs don't outrun bullets but one could say this statement gives to insecurity.
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6'2
also uglee
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>>692718098
Same as this, with half the dick lol
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>>692740656
>6'
>32H
>145 lbs

That's gotta be an interesting look. Plainly American inbred mongoloid. What's you're trailer like?
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I'm a 12 year old boy turning 13 in August I'm 5"10 and wear a size 15 shoe
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>>692715226
6'3" 210 I did have a 35 min 5 mile... bu then I got lazy
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>>692741863
Become a swimmer
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5'11
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>>692741717
American? Bite your tongue! Strong Canadian genes is all. Tits are too big so they're getting chopped in the next few years, otherwise normal enough except for the height. And does anyone NOT like being tall?
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6' exactly master race
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>>692741427
well I've got a little cock so my guns are all i have (other than my little cock of course) also did i mention my little cock?
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5'4"
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>>692742264
like you guys aren't just america's boring hat
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6'5 and a half
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>>692742264
pretty sure no one on 4chan cares about your tits unless you're showing them
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>>692722952
Agree 100%. I'm 5'10 and have fucked 28 chicks and i'm 20 y/o (not saying it's a lot) and my buddy is 6'1 and only lost his virginity last year and hasn't fucked a chick since.
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>>692743264
I'm sure there are more factors attributing to that than just height though
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>>692715226
Lol that dude looks like and acid trip version of one of my friends. I'll post a pic if I can find one
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6'5" here
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Exactly 6 feet
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>>692743471
Yeah I know, I just mean in general. Most guys that are saying they're big in this thread and calling anyone under 6'0 manlets think that girls only fuck tall guys. Plus, >5'9 is descent height I'd say.
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>>692715226
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx

come visit b porn general.
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7'12 here ready to look down on all you manlets out there
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goliath here, six feet nine inches
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>>692742264
6'6" here I'm not saying you're unfuckable, but being canadians doesn't balance out an awkward body shape. You're Norse genes are a Mish mash. Fun fact, every northerner I've met is practically desperate for dick, something about the north makes men susceptible to sucking dick.
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>>692743226
Also, this.
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>>692715226
5'5 ez pz
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>>692722876
kek
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>tfw you have ridiculous amounts of money
I'm short and I'll take any of your girls, faggots
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>>692741427
This whole fucking thread gives away to insecurities. Who the fuck cares how tall someone is. Some Jockeys are like 5'3" and have Colombian super model wives. Some billionaires are under 6. It makes no difference. Bragging about height is another way to make people feel good about themselves it's all bs
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>>692721351
actually he is 6'9" and she is 5'5".
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>>692715226
6' here
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