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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
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>>692715092
18yo 4 girls
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>40
>0
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18
6669
All 10/10s
All posts below are faggot and cucks
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>>692715298
yikes please post a picture of yourself
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17 and i pretty much fucked almost half my school, around 30 girls (never did orgy tho) and no i'm not lying to be the cool kid, fucking 30 chicks didn't make my life better (well kinda), wasting money n sheit
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>>692715725
Yikes you are faggot and cuck
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>>692715364
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>>692715298
Fug, got me slightly beat

>39
>0
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>>692715092
21
1
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23
0

.... Just f*cking kill me
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>>692715092
20
1
TURNED DOWN 6 BECAUSE MORALS
>caps
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28: somewhere in the 60s.... was in the navy and got to see a ton of the world and some very beautiful ladies along the way
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18> 0
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>>692715819
>>692715298
faggots are more usefull than you, at least they try and like jurassik park showed it there is a small tiny probability that reproduction will work with them
universe doesnt want you, kill yourself
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>>692715092
24
Somewhere in my 40's
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28
4, not counting hookers
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>>692715092
24.
too many to remember
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19
15
I regret two of them, the rest were great
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>26
>10 women

Willing to bet I'll go the rest of my life without that number changing again, soon I'll feel like u virgin faggots
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36
1

Just the girl i ended up marrying, regret not playing the field more now though.
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15
3
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>>692716799
just go bang some sluts on the side that's what I did
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>>692716651
Most truthful response.
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26

5
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>>692716437
>universe doesnt want you, kill yourself

The best part about this is, I not only live to spite the universe, I live to see how far down the proverbial rabbit-hole humanity can fall.

You know what? I think I'll keep living just to spite you, also.
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21
8

College is fun if you have social skills.
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16
2
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32 (f) 12 girls, 56 guys, 7 threesomes (2 devils)
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>>692716936

naw, i still love her and wouldn't want to hurt her. i have had a couple of opportunities but always backed out before going all the way
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>>692717035
Showed him.
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18
0
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35
25-30

regret about 4

> anyone who has had more than 20 and can remember exact number is a faggot
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>>692717124
Ha! 8 isn't anything to brag about child.
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>>692717244
I quite like that jif. Mind if I save it, friend?
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21
11
I am never don't fuck asian girls to complete my list of rasas!
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>>692717231
It only hurts her if she finds out man...
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>>692715092
20
Girls: 0
Guys: 4
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>>692717382
Gonna need some boobies.
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>>692717490
You one of dem queermosexuals?
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>>692715092
16
3
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19
4
>>
18
2
That bad?
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21

23
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>>692715092
gosh she is bretty
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>>692715298
Fourchan hath ruined you, didn't it? Hence you're still a virgen and still here
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>>692717597
most def, but I'm not a fag
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>23
>3
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33
40-ish
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>>692715092
27
1 (but more than 1000 times)
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Well. That time boys.
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>>692715092
19/2 years old
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18
0,0
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>>692718438
You're a standup guy man
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36, Somewhere over 100. I lost track of my number somewhere in the 80s. That was years ago.
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16
2
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>>692718538
19 2 year olds? You sick fuck
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31
81
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>>692715092
5
500
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28
I think 26 or 27.... but I just downloaded tinder a couple weeks ago so I should surpass my age pretty soon

>>692717360
Either that or we're in a 12 step program that requires us to make a list of everyone we've fucked
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>>692715092
28

10

3 long term relationships of over 2 years
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>>692715092
26
2

long term relationships only... fucked up and didnt take advantage of high school and college
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>18
>one

We had sex almost 300 times but damn it feels bad to have only had sex with one girl. Feel like I'll never have sex again. Idk how I ever got a girlfriend in the first place
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26 y/o. 4 chicks. 3 in the puss, 1 just bj.

I didn't get laid until I was 21/22. It was with a fat chick who used to be hot. Her pussy smelled bad. I never came. The other 3 were a lot better.
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18 years of age/ 1 girl. Heres a pic of her
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>>692718438
I respect you for being so faithful tbh
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>>692717899
Nah you good
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>>692718705
Some would say it's better than 22 year olds
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35 maybe 12
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22 I've fucked only my ex. We've been together for 4 and a half years
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25
3
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>>692715092
19
1
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>>692718842
Nah bro, I tell myself shit like that all the time but it's bullshit. If you could get one you can get more.
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>>692715092
36 yrs old. Not married.
around 80+ women, including about 30 hookers.
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>>692715092
30yo
1 my wife
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Rooolll
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>>692715092

24 years, and 6. Fucked around with more but who gives about that
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>>692719629
Please tell me how.
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>>692719888
Checked
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34
0
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>>692715092
>Your age:
61
>Number of women you've fucked:
Just wrote out a list of 19, prolly a few I don't remember
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23
4
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>>692715092
28 yo

21 ladies (guess)
5 men
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37 7.5 if you count dead ones.
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After marriage sex slows...
Especially after the baby is born. Then even beating to images makes me question what the fuck am I doing? -.-
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37
10 but might be forgetting a couple
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>>692718963
why is it always the fat ones who can't seem to take care of themselves?
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I've made a list of all the women I fucked on paper.

>27 y o
>31 women

there's more but I dont remember who ...
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16
5F 1M

But I'm not gay, desu
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>>692719948
You just gotta have confidence. In high school I got no pussy because I had no confidence, then I went to college and became an alcoholic and started killing it. Now I have to relearn how to do it without alcohol, which kinda sucks, but Tinder helps a lot.
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>>692715092

43, and 35 girls. In relationship the last 5 years.
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>>692719016
stop lying
fapfapfap
god she has a bretty body
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>>692715780
Band
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48
200+ F
100+ M
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21
0
>>
>>692719790
37yrs old
virgin
never even grabbed a boob before
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>>692715092
15
fucked 20 bitches

12 incher
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18
0

I'm just fucking awful at small talk, so I never get the chance.
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>>692721156
So you're doing voluntary work at the local kennel?
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/b/ has fucked a total of 0 women! but has fucked 420420420men!
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>>692715092
>20
>0
Pretty bad, but not all hope's lost.
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>>692721450
If by kennel you mean the brothel my uncle owns
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>>692715092
18
3 girls
12 guys
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22
6
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>>692721200
Then skip the small talk. Just be like "yo grrl I'm tryna hit, waz good wit u"
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>>692720631
The weird thing is I consider myself a pretty confident guy. I'll talk to basically anyone and I have a decent self image. The thing is I met the girl I had sex with in high school and now I'm out and there isn't really anywhere for me to meet anyone.
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>>692721983
Not going to college? What do you do for work? I definitely recommend swallowing your pride and downloading tinder. I thought it would be sleazy as fuck but there's actually some cool girls on there. And if you're just looking to bust a nut there's always some grenades on there. It's pretty good for finding relationships and hookups.
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>24
>0 women
>2 trannys
>5 men
Why would I bother with inferior women?
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18
0
>>
37 m
Women fucked 10 got head from 1 (and got read from 9 of the girls I fucked)
fucked one dude got fucked by 2
Blew or got blown by no idea
Feel bad on low number s till I see virgin my age
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22
0

Kissed 1 girl
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>>692722943
Forgot I got head from a tranny
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>23
>≈20
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>>692716799
This is the way of the wuss
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>>692722711
No I'm not going to college. Not right now at least. I work at our cities water department and theirs nothing but older men that work with me. How exactly does tinder work? Appreciate your advice btw man
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Age:28
Fucked:48
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>>692715780
>based
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>35
>0

i give no fucks.
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22 1 girl fucked (my wife) but multiple bjs
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>>692715092
My age: 15
Number of girls i slept with: 7(all over the age of 16)
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age: 19
girls i've fucked: 9
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Age 20
Girls I've fucked: 3
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When this thread eventually finishes, a number of people are going to find quite a surprise.
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30
1 :(

I really squandered my youth and good looks. Stuck in a relationship with someone I don't live but can't get the courage to leave. My time to sow my wild oats is running out.
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>>692716180
>morals
kek. explain?
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>>692716180
Morals? What if the fuck are you a faggot or what? Hahahahaha
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>>692724509
Mods
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>>692715244

20

8
last 7 within a year
last 5 all Jews
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57
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>>692724998
I know how you feel man, currently with a girl I'm having doubts with but we've been together for like 3 years
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>>692725774
I think your half retarded
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>>692725438

Cut or uncut?
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27:
11:
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>>692725870
3 years ant shut cut ur losses
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>>692715092
29
3

>everything went better than expected
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>>692725963

I am cut. 100% trief though.
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>>692726137
what would you consider a long time then?
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>>692726391
>3
>29

damn son
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>>692720265
>>Your age:
>61
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>>692727301
Considering I'm almost a total shut in it surprises me it's even 3. They weren't even fat or gross or crazy or anything either.

I almost feel bad because I have friends that have never gotten laid once, and they try way harder than I do. I'm bad at fucking though, I'll admit that.
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>>692723114
Oh yeah, I forget stuff like that all the time...
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>>692715092


I only fuck men.

Honestly yours,
Chadlee Anvil Bryant
Salt Lake City, Utah

p.s. i have a penis
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>>692715092
20yr
2girls
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>>692715092
18
0
killed 2 though
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>>692715780
AIDS
>>
Married 24 year old, fucked 2 girls.
>first was my girlfriend from 13-18
>second is my wife who ive been with since i was 19

satisfied with my sex life, but it would have been cool to experience a few one night stands or fuck buddies.
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>>692728755
>killed 2 though
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>>692715092
Age 31
Number of girls 15
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>>692725002
probably married the first person willing to fuck him
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23, fucked 12 girls but got a girlfriend for over 5 years now
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>>692715780
Legend
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>>692720798
AIDS
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>>692715092
22 years old 20 bitches fucked.
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>>692723765
AIDS
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>>692728545
Kek. Im blowin shit up in slc atm
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>>692721023
same
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51
0
>>
>>692715092
> 26yo
> Fucked 7
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>>692729558
we have a winner
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26/ 23 girls

Went on a few Tinder sprees in between girlfriends. Fucked a lot of Cougars. I've developed an affinity for them, and they're so thirsty for younger, in shape cock.
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>>692715092
9
11
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>>692715092
26 yo, 0 girl, 1 dog
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>>692729667
top kek
>>
0
plenty of opportunities, but dudes were lousy lays and couldn't find the motivation to go thru with it.
i'm probably asexual.
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>>692715092
27yo
2
>>
15, 1, myself because im a lil bitch
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20 years old
6 girls, 2 of them were girlfriends
0 traps, unfortunately
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16 yo

0 kek
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22
5
>>
>>692715092

30

6

I like LTR so that's how it goes.
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>>692715819
>>692715298

how can you be that age and never have fucked a girl?
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>>692729558
a wizard!
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>>692731058
>>692730826
>>692724509
>>692720627
Mods!!!!
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25
9
no fatties
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>>692715092
>19
>0
I can't talk to anyone, let alone girls. I'm fucked.
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>>692715092
22 and 2 girls
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33
~70 including ~50 hookers. i honestly lost count bc of my hooker binges from previous years.

i like how when im in LTR i'm bangin, and when i'm between LTR im also bangin, hookers. 100 bucks a week on some backpage slut, or 200 if twice a week, and it comes out to like 900/month to have regular frequency sex, but without all the costs and headache.

now married with baby on the way.
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>>692731565
Nigga, not fuckin fat whales is an obligation, not something to be proud of
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>28
>1
>about 9000 times

>pic related
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>>692732169
gg got more? nice ass!
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>>692732169
Seems nice, but not nice enough to be the only thing to fuck your whole life
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>>692732362
>>692732295

Doesn't bother me at all.
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34

about 20 but that includes a bunch of prostitutes
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>>692732876
damn daniel can you post more?
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18
2
Rejected a bunch cus standards.
there arent any hot chicks in this town. So i only really fuck on holiday
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>>692732876
>>692733361
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>>692716070
Thats about the time she walked away from me.
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32
12
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>>692715092
>53
>25+
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19
7

easy when you are lightskin with curly hair
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25
1

I'm not mad.
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>>692715092
27
1

If you count prostitutes it's 7.
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18
0
>>
18
0
could have fucked about 20 but unfortunately rape is illegal
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>33
>30
>>
35
1
And that one guy.
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>>692715092
21
1
>>
18
Fucked 4
Got head from 5
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>>692715092
28

30+

I stopped counting
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I'm a 21 year old female and I've fucked 24 guys. Can't help it lol
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>>692733463
got any of you two fucking? Is she into anal?
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>>692734839
contact info.
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15yrs
3 girls
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im a woman 16
fucked 31 different guys
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27Yo

11 or 12 around there
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>>692734237
if you're 19 theres a good chance that girl is under 18
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>>692715092
34yo
including hookers, roughly 400
>>
27
6
had sex about a thousand+ times
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>>692734787
Pic related
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>>692734959
b&
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>>692715780
mo pussy mo problems
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24 and 0. It's too late for me /b/. I think about suicide daily.
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>>692735283
go for it
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22
not a single one
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>>692715092
26
7
>>
29
78 from tinder
didnt count before that, but i assume... 15 or 20
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>>692715092
27
0
>>
19 years old
3 women fucked
0 cherries popped
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>>692734916
No and yes, is she, but I'm not.
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20
1

>1istheloneliestnumber.mp3
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>16
>2
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>>692715092
21
0
>>
>>692715092
21, fucked 17 women

It's stupidly easy when you're not ugly, I do next to nothing and girls just hop on my dick.

Life is ok.
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33 years old
1 woman

I should probably an hero
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>>692718631
early starter?
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>>692735385
I'm waiting for my mom to die so she doesn't have to live with the disappointment and shame of me killing myself.
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>>692715092
28 and 12
or
12 and 28
your choice
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>>692735869
honorable
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>age: 41
>5 grills
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3 years old
49 girls ranging from 2 to 39 years old

get on my level plebs
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33
6
i want to add that quality is much more important than quantity.
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>>692735588
you don't deserve her fine ass then friend.
Let me pump it instead.
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40
12
>>
19
0
how do get laid?
>>
19yo, 5women
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>>692715092
30 - 3 including this
http://streamboobs.com/come-on-me-carmen-3d-love-doll-with-head-p44286.html
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>>692728755
Seems an awful waste of an opportunity
>>
26

~10 can't remember
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38
27

not bragging, at least a third were like, 5/10
>>
20

3, oral from another 2
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>>692715092
gay guy here
age 28
fucked 3 girls, went like this

>get to her room
>both of us lie down on our backs
>".........im ready"
>"yeah, for you to fuck me"
>"...no for you to fuck me."
>didnt work at all
>better try again
>other two experiences just as awkward and horrible

>hook up with a guy
>natural
>easy
>amazing
>do it again
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>>692715092
You guys won't believe me and I really don't give a shit, but
25
Between 100 and 200

No stds
All girls were atleast 7s

inb4
>post a pic of yourself
No
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>>692715092
53
0
(In the Navy I fucked a 10 pound Baloney Roll, does that count, it was a gang-bang, I was 11th in line)
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>>692737354
number of kids?
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>>692737832
Possibly one. Swears it's not mine though.
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>>692715092
33
2
>>
>>692715780
So your school has like, 60 kids total? Where the fuck do you live?
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>>692737963
aka its definitely yours
>at least she didnt lie to you about being on contraception
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>>692737354
Liar. Not that someone can't have a really high number, but anywhere near 200 at that age is logistically impossible unless you were hitting 1's-4's as well.
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>>692715092
24
38
>>
>>692738260
Kid is 9 or 10 now.
The dude who thinks he's the father has been a good dad.
No point trying to get in the middle of all that shit.
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>>692738385
Don't believe me.
Your denial does not unfuck the excessive number of pussy I've crushed.
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>>692715092
21
4
>>
>>692738385
? You're implying that he doesnt say no to the 1's and 4's
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0

Pic is me, I was in a relationship for the last 2 years of high school. Girl wanted to wait until marriage. Kinda want to lose virginity now but have no idea how to talk to girls at this point lmao
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>>692739202
figure it out
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>>692739362
More like, I can talk to girls but have no idea how to get to dirty talk and not feel extremely awkward and out of place. The time where I should have been figuring it out I was wasting my time with the wrong girl
>>
24
5
>>
>>692738990
He said they were all 7's+ 2 NEW chicks a month since he was 16 years old (for example). Without a single dry month.
>>
18.989 yo
0
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>>692739202
Don't post your photo on 4chan. That's so stupid dude.
If you want to get pussy and make girls like you, just make them laugh. Say clever shit, make eye contact, smile, and make them laugh. Closing is easy. Just don't think about it like "oh should I kiss her now or touch her" or whatever. Just do it and don't be a bitch.
>>
>19
>1
>>
>>692715092
>34
>2
>>
28.

Zero.
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>>692715092
her name is Odeya Rush if anyone wondered
>>
29

155
>>
>>692715298
An escort is only a phone call away.....Come on man...
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>>692739202
Practice on an uggo. You will be confident, because she is just an uggo that you dont care about, but it will help. I'm being 100% serious.
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>16
>0
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>>692739615
nope ur exactly where ur meant to be

u put it on a pedistool cause uve never done anything in ur life go lift weights or manual labor or hill sprints or something
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>>692739741
Since I was 14.
And 2 a month isn't hard to achieve.
Some months I relax and just fuck girls I've already fucked, but I've also hit streaks of 10 different girls in 10 days.
So whatever.

I used to build up the stables while away with the military and execute the slaying during leave.
I've relaxed on it all since getting out and going back to school. I've only fucked 10 girls in 2016 so far so there's that.
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All above are faggot cucks wih cancer no one cares about the internet pussy youve slain
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>>692740498
The number is only kinda unbelievable. It's the saying they were all 7's or higher. It's really fucking hard to even meet than many 7's or higher. Or you are full of shit. I would venture you are in the 60-90 range while hitting the occasional 4/10
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23 yo
13 grills
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