Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
17 and i pretty much fucked almost half my school, around 30 girls (never did orgy tho) and no i'm not lying to be the cool kid, fucking 30 chicks didn't make my life better (well kinda), wasting money n sheit
faggots are more usefull than you, at least they try and like jurassik park showed it there is a small tiny probability that reproduction will work with them
universe doesnt want you, kill yourself
>universe doesnt want you, kill yourself
The best part about this is, I not only live to spite the universe, I live to see how far down the proverbial rabbit-hole humanity can fall.
You know what? I think I'll keep living just to spite you, also.
I quite like that jif. Mind if I save it, friend?
I think 26 or 27.... but I just downloaded tinder a couple weeks ago so I should surpass my age pretty soon
Either that or we're in a 12 step program that requires us to make a list of everyone we've fucked
26 y/o. 4 chicks. 3 in the puss, 1 just bj.
I didn't get laid until I was 21/22. It was with a fat chick who used to be hot. Her pussy smelled bad. I never came. The other 3 were a lot better.
18 years of age/ 1 girl. Heres a pic of her
After marriage sex slows...
Especially after the baby is born. Then even beating to images makes me question what the fuck am I doing? -.-
You just gotta have confidence. In high school I got no pussy because I had no confidence, then I went to college and became an alcoholic and started killing it. Now I have to relearn how to do it without alcohol, which kinda sucks, but Tinder helps a lot.
The weird thing is I consider myself a pretty confident guy. I'll talk to basically anyone and I have a decent self image. The thing is I met the girl I had sex with in high school and now I'm out and there isn't really anywhere for me to meet anyone.
Not going to college? What do you do for work? I definitely recommend swallowing your pride and downloading tinder. I thought it would be sleazy as fuck but there's actually some cool girls on there. And if you're just looking to bust a nut there's always some grenades on there. It's pretty good for finding relationships and hookups.
Women fucked 10 got head from 1 (and got read from 9 of the girls I fucked)
fucked one dude got fucked by 2
Blew or got blown by no idea
Feel bad on low number s till I see virgin my age
No I'm not going to college. Not right now at least. I work at our cities water department and theirs nothing but older men that work with me. How exactly does tinder work? Appreciate your advice btw man
When this thread eventually finishes, a number of people are going to find quite a surprise.
Considering I'm almost a total shut in it surprises me it's even 3. They weren't even fat or gross or crazy or anything either.
I almost feel bad because I have friends that have never gotten laid once, and they try way harder than I do. I'm bad at fucking though, I'll admit that.
Married 24 year old, fucked 2 girls.
>first was my girlfriend from 13-18
>second is my wife who ive been with since i was 19
satisfied with my sex life, but it would have been cool to experience a few one night stands or fuck buddies.
~70 including ~50 hookers. i honestly lost count bc of my hooker binges from previous years.
i like how when im in LTR i'm bangin, and when i'm between LTR im also bangin, hookers. 100 bucks a week on some backpage slut, or 200 if twice a week, and it comes out to like 900/month to have regular frequency sex, but without all the costs and headache.
now married with baby on the way.
had sex about a thousand+ times
78 from tinder
didnt count before that, but i assume... 15 or 20
i want to add that quality is much more important than quantity.
gay guy here
fucked 3 girls, went like this
>get to her room
>both of us lie down on our backs
>"yeah, for you to fuck me"
>"...no for you to fuck me."
>didnt work at all
>better try again
>other two experiences just as awkward and horrible
>hook up with a guy
>do it again
You guys won't believe me and I really don't give a shit, but
Between 100 and 200
All girls were atleast 7s
>post a pic of yourself
Don't believe me.
Your denial does not unfuck the excessive number of pussy I've crushed.
Pic is me, I was in a relationship for the last 2 years of high school. Girl wanted to wait until marriage. Kinda want to lose virginity now but have no idea how to talk to girls at this point lmao
More like, I can talk to girls but have no idea how to get to dirty talk and not feel extremely awkward and out of place. The time where I should have been figuring it out I was wasting my time with the wrong girl
Don't post your photo on 4chan. That's so stupid dude.
If you want to get pussy and make girls like you, just make them laugh. Say clever shit, make eye contact, smile, and make them laugh. Closing is easy. Just don't think about it like "oh should I kiss her now or touch her" or whatever. Just do it and don't be a bitch.
Since I was 14.
And 2 a month isn't hard to achieve.
Some months I relax and just fuck girls I've already fucked, but I've also hit streaks of 10 different girls in 10 days.
I used to build up the stables while away with the military and execute the slaying during leave.
I've relaxed on it all since getting out and going back to school. I've only fucked 10 girls in 2016 so far so there's that.
The number is only kinda unbelievable. It's the saying they were all 7's or higher. It's really fucking hard to even meet than many 7's or higher. Or you are full of shit. I would venture you are in the 60-90 range while hitting the occasional 4/10