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Glasses
/b/
are you happy with that picture?
Thoughts?
>>692681898
You're in the wrong place, faggot.
>kill yourself
>>692681898
Why the fuck do you look like me?
Ugly as fuck
>>692684321
'would lick navel
be honest
Idk why my phone usually rotates pictures but oh well.
>>692684531
pretty handsome mate.
>>692684810
would continue to push limit
>>692681898
me on the inside...
>>692684777
Checked.
Also 8/10
>>692681898
3
>>692683707
4
>>692684321
6
>>692684531
7.5
>>692684777
6
>>692684777
iPhone makes no sense.
>>692684531
you're hot
>>692682436
kek
>>692685849
Tell me about it.
>>692684531
7.5/10 handsome but a little generic
>>692684777
7/10 maybe a bad picture
>>692685615
8.5/10 godlike outside of the kike nose.
>>692686349
Jesus you have an almost inhumanly low amount of definition in the arm you're trying to show off.
>>692686953
6/10 i'd still smash
>>692686653
First glance ITT and there's already someone butthurt.
All is going normally, I see.
>>692687043
2/10
c o m e b a c k
>>692687144
Butthurt? For pointing out an arm that starts the same width as it finishes? I don't think you know what butthurt means moron. KYS.
>>692681898
hey op.. first time i show my face. but this is me.
>>692687206
>comeback
oh yea you'd like that...
>>692687402
All the accessories and tattoos and the shitty haircut is lipstick on a pig
4.5/10
>>692686653
My arms being visible means I'm trying to show something off? I think you're insecure.
No definition because I don't work out, or have 10% body fat. I just live my life how I see fit.
>>692687519
Summer's over, pool's closed. Fuck off
>>692687519
LOL that nose! You poor sap.
>>692687402
>sad boi
I woke up like this
>>692687631
>fit
KEK Your life is the antithesis of fit. Arms, withstanding, you're ugly as sin in the face. 3.5/10
>>692687043
H-h-Harry? Why are you looking at me like that?
>>692687744
get back to sleep you sexy sonofabitch
>>692687744
Go back to sleep and try again
4/10
>>692687583
yah
>>692687402
Jesus christ those biceps. Did the corrective hormones only affect your weak pube beard?
>>692687887
>>692687744
samefag
>>692687519
>>692687402
>>692686349
>>692685615
>>692684531
>>692684321
would bang^
>>692681898
>>692683707
>>692684777
>>692687043
>>692687268
>>692687744
would not bang
>>692688149
Where the fuck do you hillbillies live that you can get away with hair like that?
12.5/20 combined score.
>>692688203
may i ask why you do not include me in your lists?
>>692687305
>>692688203
The only rate system that truly matters
>>692688203
>kek
>>692681898
fuck you live?
Roast this fuckity fukkboi
>>692688297
sorry i dont have that hair anymore, germany
>>692688457
But can't buy a human shaped nose?
Explore a house fire you oar nose having nigger
>>692688203
Do you think that wide stance makes you look powerful or something?
>>692687744
you woke up as Theon Greyjoy? Thats pretty dope.
>>692688203
thanks anon
>>692688457
I bet you can smell them from where you're sat with a nose like that too.
>>692688402
because what we have is special.
>>692688405
thats what i figured, no point dissecting numbers and trying to figure out if 5 or 7 is the average.
>>692688504
i used to get that a lot but lately i get evan peters
>>692688554
ur welcome other anon, whoever you are.
>>692685615
Is this you OP? You love these threads lol.
>>692687297
Never seen a natural man before, Anon?
>>692688203
>weak chin
>long sandy blonde hair
>gay
You should become a trap. You're already halfway there.
>>692688457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1nYEH6EDwM
>>692687519
>>692688630
huh, its almost as if i stand without thinking about what standing says about me.
what a world you must live in where you are aggressive enough to call someone out on the way they stand but too intimidated to stand the way that makes you comfortable.
>>692688537
>>692688630
No he's just sore from getting rammed in the ass
>>692688634
your welcome anon, whoever you are.
>>692688787
y-you too.
Hi everyone
>>692688752
You're fucking pathetic really. I'm only being honest. You are a below average male human specimen. I'm having trouble identifying a single redeemable quality.
>>692688764
Hurt butts hurt
>>692688203
Is your name Chauncey? You look like a Chauncey.
>>692688871
definitely have a 12 inch dildo up your ass
>>692689265
Not OP but damn that's a reach of you gotta call someone out on the way they stand. Let's see what ya look like.
>>692681898
Is... Is that you?
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>692689402
I'm not OP either mate
>>692689265
but yeah, what he said. only dont post your picture cuz im fairly certain you'll be hotter than me and i dont think my ego can takei t.
>>692689249
yes actually.
Destroy me nigs.
>>692689058
lol
>>692689650
That work was done the day you were conceived.
2/10
>>692686349
Hot AF.
>>692689862
Samefaggin so damn hard KEK
>>692689575
You from Ohio? I think I went to your high school
r8 my grandpa plz
Do I get to try again.
>>692689755 ahhh I missed these threads.
>>692689979
nope, i went to five highschools. none of em in ohio
>>692690016
Gramps has a shit hairline and bird shoulders.
4/10
>>692690102
qt 3.14/10
>>692690016
10/10 would experiment with in trench
>>692690162
5 high schools the fuck. You a military brat or did you embarrass yourself and try to start over somewhere new a bunch of times?
>>692690274
GTFO /fit/ FAG
>>692690274
The saddest ab genetics I've ever witnessed. Consider implants.
>>692687043
School shooter/10
How about a good old roast /b/?
>>692690348
It's that hair snatching nigga from Charlie's Angels
>>692690274
>>692689539
>>692689503
>>692688724
>>692688624
>>692690348
would bang.
>>692688385
>>692688537
would maybe bang if things were switched up.
>>692688752
>>692688954
>>692689562
>>692689650
>>692690016
>>692690071
>>692690102
would not bang
>>692690335
yeah my dad was navy.
>>692690274
>>692690348
you look Polish... that is not a good thing
r8
Sup faggots
>>692690487
Bitch your roots are showing
>>692690487
>tee hee, roast me /b/, im definitely not saying that as a way to fish for compliments without seeming like an ego slut
>tee hee
>>692689017
I'm detecting a high level of infatuation from you.
Not only am I a handsome and healthy outdoorsman with a large penis, I'm rich as well. Have a look at about 30% of my camera gear. Biggest lens was $10K.
Stay angry, friend.
>>692690585
ooh damn
my feelings are hurt
>>692690528
Navyfag here as well. I know the feel.
>>692690487
Your head damn near as square as your phone.
>>692690487
tits or GTFO
>>692690487
Hey bros its that ugly ass waste of genetics and the earth's resources
>kekekekekek
>>692690676
Not as hurt as your hairdo
This better? I'm kind of a fat fuck; 6'3 220
>>692690726
sucked to suck, but wasnt all bad. i enjoyed a lot of the travels especially overseas. kidna leaves you feeling conflicted as an adult.
i like to blame the fact that i cant hold down friendships on not having had to develop long term relationships before, but both my brothers do it just fine, both got girls (one engaged and one married) so my delusions starting to unravel.
>>692681898
>>692690752
top kek
>>692690671
Lol brags about a big cock and posts a picture of a phalic lease instead. Compensate harder fuckboi. You're basic as fuck. 99/100 you wouldn't get a single glance in the street.
>>692690487
>couldn't afford a real smart phone
>>692690806
???? ?? ?? ?? ??? ??????????????? ?????
makes sense
>>692690876
Not bad
>>692690889
I thought you were dead
>>692690889
i feel sorry for you
>>692690889
lmao i was coming in here to post that pic, totally serendipitous
>>692689575
>>692689402
go ahead, me on left
>>692690880
Ew tbh
>>692690879
Everyone's different and our experiences are truly our own no matter who went through it with you. I was born into a navy family and had all the same internal conflicts. So I joined the navy and just continued living the life I was used to.
>>692690487
>too much makeup
I'd still fuck you hard in the ass though
>>692691115
Your belly button is hungry for that shirt
>>692691053
why
>>692690880
Shouldn't you and Ethan be making more cancerous normie videos?
>>692690959
Look at all the attention I'm getting from you.
You couldn't get any more jealous if you tried.
>>692691115
your eyes say bedroom
>>692690752
Kek
>>692691115
Downs/10
>>692691217
i considered it, but as you can see im faggy and small, so i went into office work instead.
but yeah its... interesting? im not sure how else to describe it. i think its something only other navy kids can really know.
>>692691271
You suck at bantz. Next.
>>692691235
You're mistaken me with someone else
>>692691410
You'll figure it out man. I joined at 17. It's what felt natural. I'm 29 now and I'm just now figuring myself out. Oh well. 8 more years until retirement. Hopefully I don't get blown up before then.
>>692691539
Yeah soz, you're way uglier than Hila Klein
>>692691039
not him
he always said some depressing shit in his posts
>>692684531
Don't listen to these other faggots, you're a solid 8.5 - 9.0
>>692690487
More roast material I guess
I've got time to waste, do your worst
On my lunch break atm
Rate me I guess?
>>692691300
>Gaben is that you?!
3/10
>Halflife 3 confirmed
>>692691539
4.5/10
>>692691721
You already did your worst when you woke up and put that outfit on and did your makeup like that
>>692691629
>you'll figure it out
if you mean how to describe the feeling, maybe. if you mean life in general, im not saying i got it all 'figured out' but im very content with where i am and where im going. or rather, happy.
you joined navy right? not too big a chance of being blown up. my brother went marines and he ended up just doing some weird asia tour eating snakes and stuff.
>>692691458
>next
Tumblrina detected.
>>692691766
How's the transition going little one
>>692691689
Yeah? why Are you impersonating him?
>>692690487
Id probably rub my cock on your lips and then leave. 6.5/10
>>692691781
>tfw no curly haired gamer to lean against me as i watch him play story based vidyah
>>692691898
Yeah SWCC. I meant the feeling btw. I had it. Made the mistake of entrenching myself in service before allowing the feeling to subside. The listlessness warped my perception of life.
Please be gentle. It's my first time posting here.
>>692691721
What are u some kind of witch or better yet Ursula from the Addams family
>>692691766
Who gives a fuck
>>692691911
Too young to be on /b go do ur chores or broadcast on younow with those other little dweebs and normies
>>692692293
your thumb is in the way you fucking idiot
>>692681898
h8 me guys
>>692692175
ah i think were talking about different feelings.
when i look back at the whole travel thing i see it as a mostly positive experience. there were negative aspects, but even those helped shaped me. sometimes not as much as i like to claim.
the whole things conflicting in that sense cuz i loved my life and my travels. id kill to go back to guam or okinawa or puerto rico. but on the other hand i feel like im a bit of an outsider in many regards and i never really got to experience thsoe strong friendship bonds you'd see when stationed in a civilian town.
>>692692356
Solid 7-8/10
fucking love the collar
I should be out, too lazy
>>692692440
We don't have to u already do it for urself
>kekekekekek
>>692690487
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/689585315#p689587635
stop reposting the same pics, timestamp or gtfo
>>692692356
Oh no....I just ate too. That's too much fam, gross.
>>692691721
timestamp
>>692692380
>What are u some kind of witch
the word(s) you are looking for is edgy emo/goth kid
>>692692512
Not bad man 8/10. You like Corona?
>>692691539
seth
>>692692512
I don't even know the correct date
>>692689060
shitskin
>>692692719
Did you shit yourself?
>>692692429
I'm sorry. Is this better?
>>692692665
Nahhhhh fam I said what the fuck I meant if that's ur assessment great
>>692692798
Even worse. A fucking Gothic cow.
>>692692680
Yeah big time. I'm only drinking this cus it was on offer ha ha
>>692692852
>pube beard
lmao kys
>>692692840
Yes
>>692692852
Goddamn. 9.5/10.
>>692692527
wew
this is new to me
apologies, will post new pictures in the morning
>>692688724
So hot
>>692692973
She's a 'radical feminist'
>>692692798
Lay off the Mcdonald's and KFC fatpig
r8 m8
>>692692978
Hey, fuck you.
>>692693062
Thank you!
Another feminist
Body positivity
>>692693085
All it takes is a 12 gauge slug to make it disappear.
>>692691721
Show your tots and pussy and butthole pls
>>692693107
Grown ass female to male trans baby
>>692693225
iew, herpes
>>692693251
are you circumcised?
>>692693085
i'm sure she'd be a radical fuck too.
>>692693082
KYS faggot
>>692693335
>>692693263
titty fuck would be top notch tho.
be me.
>alpha
>music producer
>famous graffiti artist
>9/10
R8
>>692693526
Would slather in ketchup and tot fuck
I found the Crimson chin
r8 me anons (ik its small i got it off my skype)
Excuse the shit facial hair, look like a 16 year old without it.
>>692693368
Yes, unfortunately. Zurg mutilated my penis himself. I ran away.
>>692693572
Did your mom drop you or did somebody throw a 2x4 at your dome? The left eye is a bit fucked.
Kek
>>692693718
it’s the camera angle.
>>692693733
nigga you look like a big toe wit a hat on
>>692693733
>THIS IS BRAZIL!
lets hear it
>>692693651
Bored 24/7
>>692692719
2/10
>>692691721
A picture of me and the bf :')
>>692693700
you probably think that face makes you look cute or whatever. lmao nah
>>692693883
actual rate tho?
>>692693955
Is his cock bigger than yours?
>>692693955
You dyed your hair to make your ginger bf feel better. Sweet anon.
>>692693850
Hipster vibes
mugshot. be honest with me please.
>>692693850
dont know why it rotated sorry lads
>>692691721
Seems like boners aren't the only things being raised today. Seems like you have your hairline for competition.
>>692693955
have one of your clit in his face?
>filename: received
FAKER
>>692693951
Nigger/10
>>692686953
Tits or gtfo
>>692694092
What the fuck is wrong with your ears man.
>>692694092
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR EARS??
>>692694018
Bitch, I be that young, pretty galactic nigga. Fuck what you have to say. That's why you don't have no martian pussy on your dick, nigga.
>>692694058
lmao
I'm actually not a trap, he can confirm that I have a pussy
>>692694092
Not sure if your ears got smaller or bigger
>>692692440
guy or gril?
>>692694238
Good job Zack
>>692690071
>>692694272
>>692694275
They made me take the tapers out.
>>692683707
Honestly I would anal fuck you with quality lube.
>>692694092
Drives a 96 Honda Civic hatchback
Works at McDonald's and an Auto body shop
Chews tobacco
Sells meth on the side
Solid 5/10
>>692694238
You look like mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>>692694423
Blurry nigger
>>692694275
Looks like he had those big ear plug ring things but the cops took them out
this is me
>>692694464
Trap city bitch
>>692694423
Still a nigger
>>692694150
omfg
topkek
>>692694272
JINX
>>692694275
>>692694572
I actually feel bad for you
>>692694572
Did you eat out a hooker with herpes?
>>692694377
Zack?
EDGY AF METALHEAD BRO
>>692694433
>Drives a 96 Honda Civic hatchback
I don't drive.
>Works at McDonald's and an Auto body shop
Wendy's, actually.
>Chews tobacco
Nah
>Sells meth on the side
m-maybe
>Solid 5/10
Oh, OK. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Hipster checked in
>>692694572
get well soon anon
>>692694688
I came blood for you
Meh
my name is kevin
>>692694683
Sorry, you look like a guy I knew in high school
>>692694829
That's what i wanted to hear, /b/ Delivered.
>>692686653
I deadlift 280 and look about the same before a cut, fam.
>>692694838
False Valor/10
>>692694238
Ditch the neckbeard to become a 7
With neckbeard you're a 4 at max
me with my new glasses..
>>692693955
one last picture to roast, make me cry guys
>>692683707
TommyNC2010/10
>>692695038
>deadlift 280
The fuck I had a 3 plate deadlift as a HS sophomore. Youre just a weak fat fucker like OP.
>>692695241
That's not a forehead that's a fivehead
>>692695241
You're fat
>>692695241
All these pictures you have posted made me come to the conclusion that I would lick your ass while I tickle your foot. 8/10.
>>692695359
already heard it
>>692694150
>>692695447
As if these pictures haven't been posted 100 times before. Summerfag get out.
>>692695241
You make me cum blood. It hurts, stop it.
>>692695427
proof pls?
>>692695115
I happily accept a 4 tbh better than what I normally get on these threads
>>692695581
>>692694423
wat up homie
>>692694092
Someone tagged you as a hottie on a mugshot site jsyk
>>692690487
There is nothing to roast with makeup and clothes on.
Remove at least the make up then you'll drop like 5 points (most girls drop 5 poinst without makeup) and THEN ask us to roast
>>692695655
Checked
>>692690529
very good shop there m8.
>>692694092
I love your work with Death Grips. How did you meet Stefan?
Hi!
>>692695106
Haha okay. Because I have time for that in my life. Also if I was going for false Valor I probably would make myself something more than a specialist. Nothing really glorious about being lower enlisted
>>692695961
Swag/10
>>692695827
Danny Brown/10
>>692690102
Cuck/10
>>692681898
>>692693733
Woah, hey guys!
>>692691721
This is not roast material. You removed all roast points by using makeup and putting so many clothes on.
If you'd show your belly, I'm 99% sure this would be a first roast point I could exploit
>>692691766
aww
youre cuteee
cute!!! I love you!
>>692693955
I feel for that dude prob being ridiculed whenever he's seen with u makeup plastered on like playdoh
>>692694058
> super kekek
>>692694300
LIAR
>>692695241
Instead of hiding only half ur face u should be hiding that huge as previously mentioned "FIVE HEAD"
>>692691781
Gym bro/10
>>692694325
I don't like labels!
>>692696204
I feel sorry for him having to put up with my psycho ass but nvm, it's all good
Also, I will find a way to hide the fivehead from now on
>>692691781
that look.
the one that makes you look so smart...
2/10
>>692690102
King moot has returned!
>>692692522
>KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE
>>692691300
You look like an edgy bisexual atheist.
>>692695696
Man you're better than a 4 if you'd ditched the neckbeard, Trust me
>>692695319
>taking the bait
>in less than a minute
Fukken kek'd. Keep compensating for the small cock, man.
>>692695655
Being ignored /20
>>692694238
sexyneckbeard/10
>>692695655
ugly.
>>692695655
You look like you barley passed through high school, still live with your parents while working min wage and cry when you masturbate, 4.5/10.
>>692696448
Are u at least a good fuck to makeup for all u lack physically?
>If not kys
>>692696976
just get over and done with already ffs
