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lets see if /b/ is really as smart as it thinks
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>>692663529

that pic in and of itself i mean where the fuck do i even begin?isthis bait?this is bait isnt it

-9001/10 for getting me to reply oh cum soaked one
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The cold sun may stop time as it is much colder than absolute zero and he hot sun would not work as it is not close enough to sustain nuclear fusion.
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>>692663770
its ok if you cant figure it out, astrophysics is a complex field of science. theres no need to get angry.
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wouldn't an ice "sun" just be a really cold, ocean planet?
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>>692663529
> size of our sun
> 10 million pounds
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>>692663529
what the fuck is a celtigrade you fucking eurotrash?
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the sun isnt made of lava the sun would absorb the energy of the cold one and burn faster, get bigger and be brighter
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>>692664078
also shorten life span and would kill us
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>>692663835
NEEEERRRRRDDDDDDD!!!
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>>692663529
If you're the baseline, the answer is "no," dumbass.
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>>692663529
jesus fuck either your a fucking retard or are just a massive troll
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>>692663529
it depends. how much lava/ice is one lava/ice?
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>>692663935
not necessarily. if it was the size of a planet then yes, but being as big as a sun it has massive gravity so it sets off cold fusion in the core. its the same as the regular fusion in a normal sun, but opposite
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the ice sun can't be at -1000 degrees cuz the absolute zero is at -273,15ÂșC
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given that they somehow manages to crash into each other, they would probably slowly compact into obsidian from the rapid cooling of the lava planet then start spiraling out of control and start collapsing on each side, creating a giant rock
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>>692664162
Back to highschool with you. Go graduate or something.
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I am now angry and upset
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>>692664062
It's Celtic units dickweed. Celts were the first to measure things and their units are still used all over the world today because of their scientific accuracy.
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>>692663945
Due to Brexit the value of the pound has dropped significantly.
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>>692663529
Heat is energy, cold is absence of heat, thus absence of energy. If this was possible in any way, the "Cold Sun" will melt and in turn use up all the heat energy of the normal sun. Potentially both could die.
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>>692664359
I'm sorry, did you say something? I don't speak nerd.
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>>692664400
fresh meme
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>>692663529
>Celtigrade

Kys.
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OP is completely fucktarded and should be launched into the sun.
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>>692664452
This.
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>>692664600
An ice sun or a lava sun?
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>>692663529
The impact would create the perfect potato. On the outside it would be frozen and crispy at -500 degrees. In the inside it would be a nice and creamy at 500 degrees.
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>>692664062
>>692664566
its the units used in all modern science but you can use a converter to change it into degrees fahrenheit if youre more comfortable with the old British Imperial units
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYf6av21x5c

he talks about throwing a bunch of water on sun
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>>692664483
>uses nerd as an insult
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>>692663914

astrophysics is one thing....star trek wouldnt even air this shit as a joke
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>>692664909
you are not getting the joke are you? you nerd.
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>>692664999
Fucking checked
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>>692664566

Celtigrade israel its just that it fell out of fashion after that lion fucker tamed the last of the blue skinned devils
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>>692663529
>-1000 celtigrade
Impossible
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>>692664999
Pff, DWEEB!
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>>692663529
Trick question. The question posits that they *could* collide, which is a false assumption. In reality, hot and cold are polar opposites; the repulsive force between the suns would be too great to allow them to get within reactionary distance. To understand this, imagine two magnets, one from the south pole and one from the north pole. As they are polar opposites just like hot and cold they would repulse each other -- in other words, no matter how hard you tried, you would not succeed in bringing the two magnets -- or the two suns -- close together.
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>>692663529
>>Coldsun
>>-1000°C is under the absolute zero and it is not a thing, that can't exist.
>>You are not understanding how a star work
>> I have never seen so much bullshit in a single pic in my entire life
>>mfw
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>>692663529
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First off they can't be the same size and weigh the same considering that lava is significantly denser than ice
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>>692664383
This
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>>692665215

with all the other bullshit going on its too fun to waste this pseudo intellect faggots than to get to the heart of the matter
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The energy of the impact will heat the frozen sun plus the the high temperature of the lava sun will result in a massive lava sun.

>Implying suns are not gas objects
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>>692665340
>>692665441
If you're mind is too feeble to answer please leave the adults to their own devices. And remember to question everything, for that is the only path to truth.
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They would create a condensed stone sun.
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
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>>692663529
If given enough time, both suns when crashed into eachother would merge and equal out to one big sun at 20 million pounds and 0 degrees celtigrade, whatever a celtigrade happens to be.
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>>692665573
Anon wat
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>>692665820
Because seven is on the six offenders list.
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>>692665675
How can you answer anything ? The object op describe are not even in the same universe as me, there is nothing to say about it.
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>>692663529
Speed is a big factor when physicsing thing
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>cold is a void of energy
>heat is energy
>both suns will nullify each other
open your window in winter and see if the cold comes in
next question
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Rapid changes in temp = explode
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lmao at all these idiots saying its "impossible" or you "cant have" certain temperatures when other temperatures are apparently perfectly fine
and why? because "science" says so
well "science" is all based on theories. nobody really knows what might exist in the universe, despite scientists saying they know everything there is to know and can never be contradicted.
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>>692663529
>degrees celtigrade
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What would happen when something impossible happens? nothing, because if its impossible it cannot have an effect.
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>>692666057
Judging by your grasp of the English language your universe is not in the Commonwealth or its colonies. Please return to your insignificant shithole and leave us in peace.

Unless you're ready to open your mind to what it did not previously perceive and obtain a higher education. Bruce Lee said: question everything my friend.
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>>692666205
You are literally a garden-variety potato with fingers. Shut the fuck up, anon. Nobody is impressed.
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>>692666370
You just said something impossible could happen.
>when something impossible happens

And by the cause and effect theorem then if something impossible happened it would have an effect. Your theory has been debunked my friend.
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>>692666205
How are you planning to have less than no movement at all?
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>>692666709
what does movement even have to do with it you dumb fuck
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>>692663529
Honestly depends on the trajectory of the objects.

Negate mass,temperature,and speed. How they collide will have a bigger influence on the outcome Then anything else.
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>>692666205
You literally do not even understand what the word "science" means...

Shut the fuck up - you're not one of the smart ones; you're one of the idiots.
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>>692666466
I see what you did there
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>>692666645
That's retarded.

"I heard you have a date tonight."
>"It's not a date."
"What time are you leaving for your date?"
>"four pm"
"HA SO IT IS A D8 CHECKM8 BITCH"
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>>692666930
We'll see who's laughing once the rapture happens. I'll pray for you as I'm floating up to heaven.
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>>692666930
what does it mean then genius
honestly you pretentious assholes think you know everything but you dont
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>>692666865
TEMPERATURE is the speed of the MOVEMENT of particles, molecules, etc.
That's why it's impossible.
And that's why this is bait.
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>>692663529
I love spotting all the newfags in these threads
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>>692666865
What do you think heat is?
It's the measurement of how fast molecules and atoms are moving in relation to each other in a volume.
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all the newfags here hurt
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>>692666930
Science is bullshit close your eyes that's when the real magic happens
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>>692667190
>temparature is the speed of movement
what the fuck are you spouting you uneducated gingerfuck?

>oh hi anon do you wanna go out tomorrow?
>sure shelly just a moment let me check the temperature
>oh no shelly the weatherman said it was gonna be 40 MILES PER HOUR TOMORROW, that won't do, that just won't do at all!

dumb fuck
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>>692663529
The answer is 42, because the question doesn't make sense.
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>>692664152
suns arent humans
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>>692667654
>what is thermodynamics
You're the dumbfuck
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>>692667651
That's deep, bro.
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>>692663529
When they collide, you'll finally lose your virginity.
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>>692666865
Temperature is a measurement of energy caused by the movement of atoms.
- 273.15C (or something around that value, I don't remember) is the temperature that occurs when the atoms themselves stop moving. You cannot get any colder than that.
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>>692663529
i have universe sandbox 2

will report my findings
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>>692665215
This, everyone go home
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>>692663529
Kek colder them absolute zero. You would have one gigantic ass atom.
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>>692668110
Maybe YOU can't, but God can and He works in mysterious ways.
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>>692665215
I don't believe this is actually how it works, but this is a good way to handle idiots.
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>>692665215
What a strange way to say "I'm a juggalo"
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>>692668487
God created a logical universe, he's not gonna rewrite basic rules for the hell of it.
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The sun would melt and consume the "Cold sun"
The sun will also start burning much brighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8seWRmnYgTk
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>>692663529
There is no such a thing as -1000 degrees Celsius you fucking retard, there is something called "absolute zero"
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>>692663529
Just go to a volcano and chuck a massive peice of ice in.
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>>692668110
That may be true but since we don't even know what atoms are I don't think you have the right to act all high and mighty about it. Did you even take the probabilistic model into account, or are you just insulting people behind you high school physics class?
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>>692668816
>God randomly plays with the laws of the universe for the lulz
Good plot for a movie
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>>692668885
Kek do you live in the 1300s. We know what atoms are idiot.
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>>692663529
>Sun made of lava
>Normal sun
Pick one
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>>692663529
Well I have universe sandbox 2 so I'll get back to you
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>>692668195
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>>692664400
well played
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>>692668195
>>692669076
what was wrong with the first one or is this just the second version of the universe
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>>692669040
And did you know that electrons just randomly appear around an atom and we aren't even able to predict where or their speed? Bet you didn't. That's movement right there.
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>>692669158
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>>692663529
If it is lava the size of the sun and a sun of ice it would just turn the lava to rock. There is no fusion procces and this kinda is how islands form.
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>>692663529
who's the faggot that made this pic becase that "blue star" would be hot as fuck and would absolutely destroy anything get the fuck out of here
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>>692668885
He asked a question. So I answered it.
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>>692669346
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>>692669329
What electron measurement theory.
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>>692669158
>>692669346
both are supposed to move toward each other are you even familiar with the scientific method dude
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>>692664400
How does this have so little (you)'s
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this
>>692665340
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>>692669420
went super nova because of the mass and heat from impact.
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>>692663529
they would disappear obviously
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>>692669528
The joke has been made 400 times before. Meanwhile we're engaged in groundbreaking scientific arguments.
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>>692669329
Also electrons are not atoms. Thermal energy is the movement of the actual atom its self not the electrons.
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>>692663529
>-1000°C
um, absolute zero is -273.15°C, so any math you could do involving transfer of heat and melting/cooling of one sun or the other breaks down
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>>692669564
>SCIENCE!
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>>692669564
Thats because you are run a sim of two giant fusion reactors crashing into each other. Ops question is simple physics.
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>>692669683
oh so energy is movement now? i already disproved a fag like you here
>>692667654

don't make me do it again
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>>692663529
Normal suns aren't made of lava you silly anon, you.
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>>692668816
no he didn't
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>>692664275
3 white
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>minus -1000 degrees centigrade

I take it this would take place in an alternate universe with different laws of physics where temperature can drop below −273.15 degrees?
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They would become a normal, Earth-like sun.
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>>692663529
Ice turns into steam, then into super-heated ionized plasma. Now the fusion reactor that is the hot sun has more hydrogyn to fuse, and the excess oxygen combusts and decomposes
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obviously you would be left with a 20 million pound 0 celtigrade water-sun, idiot
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>>692669923
Fuck sakes. Atoms vibrate when they are giving energy. You know nothing of simple physics. Literally fission and fusion reactions would not be able to occur if thermal energy was not the movement of atom. Read some nuclear physics books fucktard.
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>>692664277
>cold fusion
glad you know what you're talking about scientist anon
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You retards forgot to factor in gravity. That fusion process would have started long before it got that big and it would be a gas giant. How ever if just blinked into existence the fusion process would begin immediately. Since it would be mostly hydrogen it would burn hotter than our sun.
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>>692669683
Sure electrons aren't atoms. But they're inside atoms.
Stay with me for a moment. If you put a cat inside an unmoving glass jar (with holes in the lid because you want the cat to survive of course) and the cat starts thrashing around then the jar will move too. Even if it was unmoving in the first place. Schroedinger's cat.
Same thing with atoms. We don't know under which conditions they could move, even below absolute zero, since we've never brought an object to temperatures below absolute zero. Maybe electrons just whizzing and buzzing about could cause movement in atoms below absolute zero, especially when bringing particular spin into the picture.
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>>692670060
this^^^
game would not let me go colder
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Stars are not made of lava.
Secondly there can't be a "Cold Sun" made of ice because for something to be categorize a star it needs to be undergoing nuclear fusion. And the highest level it can get to is an iron. At that point we have a pulsar.

There is no step which can create a "Ice Sun". Unless it is made of some kind of exotic matter.

Besides, an "Ice Sun" if it does exist, would shed off its ice layers almost instantly from solar winds.
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>>692664400
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>>692670607
Oh shitposting were art thou.
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>>692670714
notice i had to turn "realistic" off
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jhihfwpewhfie
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>>692670883
More or less yeah
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yes
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>>692663529
The real answer is nothing would happen. Because they weight the same and the right one has negative temperature they'd never collide since gravity would pull them together, but since the cold sun has negative temperature it also has negative gravity so it would be pushed away from the hot sun.
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>>692671203
F=ma
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twice the mass.
0 degrees.
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>>692664277
Agreed, Metroid Fusion was awesome
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Itt everyone shit posts troll physics.
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This is stupid you can't be below absolute 0, plus the "hot" sun isn't even that hot.
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>>692666865
idiot . You try to reason science is BS when you don't even understand what any of it means . kek
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>>692664293
shh, let him dream.
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the ice sun would melt before it even touched the hot son
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>>692671363
Poo in loo patel
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>>692663529
SHIT WILL EXPLODE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Wtf how can a star be made of ice?

It CAN be blue but that is if it's a lot hotter than our sun.
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>>692671336
It's actually a great thread when you think about it. Better than porn.
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>>692663529
The normal star would use the one of ice as fuel.
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>>692671782
>Being this misinformed
NASA lied to you. There are suns made of ice.
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>>692663529
>celtigrade
I think you meant centigrade
>-1000 centigrade
below absolute zero
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>>692663529
this is how planets form
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>>692663529
If the ice ball was large enough to be a sun. the massive gravity would create fusion in the core. So the ice ball would melt itself.
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>>692671782
Where do you think cold fusion comes from?
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>how smart is /b/
>celtigrade
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>>692671023
OP here.
Fake image, earth is flat.
I support brexit and i am a nigger.
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>>692671782
Color has nothing to do with it you amateur.
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>>692664383
>>692664383
>>692664383
>>692664383
>>692664383
Read the thread FAGGOTS
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>>692672172
>cold fusion exists
kek
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>>692672006
True dat. It got me reading. A blue star is like 30 000 k. Thats fucking hot as a jew in the oven.
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lacking the celtigrade, but they'd probably break/flow apart and merge into a greater ball with the mass of both and medium temperature of the two suns...

anyway the cold sun must be made of some anomalous ice that shines bright, and theyre low density because theyre 10 million pounds but the same size of the sun (sun is some 4.3 nonillon (4.300.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000) pounds
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>>692672743
How do they even weigh the sun
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>>692672530
Where do you think frozen stars come from?
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>>692663529
>lava sun
>lava
>ice sun
>ice
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>>692663529
Ha ha the retard is off the scale
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>>692672938
Intergalactic scale
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-1000 degrees celcius doesn't exist and 1000 degrees celcius would mean it would have a solid surface..
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>>692672938
They put the sun on one side, and weights on the other.
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>>692663914
who's angry, is it you? you just got done son
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quality thread
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>>692663529
OP you stupid noob, lava is way hotter than ice, I don't care that you wrote -1000 degrees, because you are wrong. lava would win, get rekt faggot cry much
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The sun IS NOT made of lava..
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>>692664078
Considering the cold sun is hundreds of degrees below absolute zero (-273 degrees C) there wouldn't be any energy to absorb.
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>>692663529
bait but why the fuck not

>implications list:

sun is made of molten rock and metals rather than nothing besides hydrogen and smaller amounts of helium and heavier elements in trace amounts

A sun-sized mass of water wouldn't crush itself into neutron matter if not a singularity

-1000 centrigrade is a thing, and the cooling capacity of ice to anything below zero.

either body would weigh anything remotely close to 10 million pounds

someone want to continue?
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>>692665215
>not how that works whatsoever
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>>692667147
you also don't seem to know what "pretentious" means...
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>>692674339
Lower temperatures are not possible. Reaching zero kelvin is like trying to accelerate to c: you will never get there, it's an asymptote.

inb4 "you're an asymptote"
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>>692672530
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_fusion

>yes
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>>692667147
We don't need to know everything. We just pretend to and most of you basement dwellers believe it.
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>>692674639
you're an asymptote
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>>692674750
>millennials
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>>692670607
full retard?
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>>692674359
This meme has been discontinued and it's usage is not recommended.
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>>692674639
Honestly you're an asymptote and that's a fact.
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>>692670607
The colder an item is, the slower the composing atoms move. Heat excites them, cold slows them. At temperatures below absolute zero, theoretically the atoms remain absolutely still. The lack of movement solidifies the structure and thus makes it brittle/easier to break.

This is why freezing something with liquid nitrogen usually allows you to shatter that item into pieces.
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>>692675007
>discontinued
>im too new to know this meme

try again, summerfriend.
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>>692664277
Cold Fusion dont mean cold u thickskull
cold fusion still generates heat, just much lower than fusion. There cant be a cold fusion powered block of ice
Retarded faggot
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>>692675173
cont.

this does not imply that liquid nitrogen is able to achieve temperatures below absolute zero, mind you. just that it makes something very cold.
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>>692674864
He went so far up the retard scale that he can full circle back into genius territory
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Stick win every time
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>>692663835
Wouldn't the amount of friction with the energy create immense magnetic fields that could bend space and time into a black fucking whole?
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>>692675380
>Cold Fusion dont mean cold
What the fuck dude are you retarded? Why would they call it cold fusion if it's not "cold" "fusion"? Do you even know what adjectives are you waste of sperm?
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>>692675576
...no.

black holes are created by mass, not by energy.
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>>692675576
space time is warped by mass.
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The thing would melt. Duh.
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>>692675622
here cold means relatively. lava is still colder than sun
u see that doesnt mean lava is cold it just is colder

Its all a bait right. ur just trolling the whole thread
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>anything colder than -237 C
>universe ends
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>>692676026
no
u cant cool anything below absolute zero
nothing dies no explosion no nothing
u just cant cool below that
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>>692664062
I'm sure (OP) can confirm, but it appears to be a unit of measurement?
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>>692676145
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146
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lacking the specification of celtigrade
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>>692676145
>implying you know anything about advanced quantum state interaction
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>>692663529
This shit gets reposted every few weeks.

>"Lava sun" would be condenced into a meteor, or be considered a star.
>"ice sun" would ve a comet
>cant have the same density
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>>692676392
All of you can EAT SHIT
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>>692675701
Mass is energy in an other state,who said it isn't possible with frequency's
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>>692676392
>>692676565

i gracefully accept my defeat
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Water + lava source blocks = obsidian as we all know, so you would get a ball of obsidian with the dimensions as the suns, duh
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>>692676006
youre an idiot who doesnt understand the thread or 4chan and youre a faggot
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>>692676955
>not how that works whatsoever
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>>692670607
Sounds like a kid i went to high school with that was full on autism but tried to sound smart all the time. If that's you maxwell, just know i know that you know that we both know.
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>>692676565
>implying any of us know anything about advanced quantum state interaction
>tfw the results are altered by you observing them
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>>692663529
hold on, who ever said we thought we were smart.
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>>692677814
>there are niggers and women on /b/
i feel sorry for them tbh
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>>692663529
The proletariat would seize the means of production
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>>692675815
Everything is frequency quantum physics and string theory can be used together if you calculate correct.you can see nassim haramein theory with his equations.isn't it possible to create the same thing but in a different way? Mass or high frequencys?
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>>692677956
>women and niggers are quantum
>they exist when they admit their own existence
>anonymous until otherwise
>am a woman
>now the entire thread is in a state of quantum flux
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There would be a violent reaction leading the ice sun to melt and the fire sun to burn out.

The better question is, how is it possible for an ice sun to exist? Extreme cold has never been shown to produce light.
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>>692678019
and then fuck it up like always
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>>692666205
it is literally impossible to get to -1000 degrees
that would mean the particles would move in reverse
that would make it impossible for the 2 to even collide since 1 sun is reversing time
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nothing would happen other than the ice eventually melting and forming a sphere of water around the sun. the real interesting question is what if we lit the sun on fire (as its made out of hydrogen, common mistake) and then did this.
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>>692664400
Giggled heartily
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>>692677532
e=mcÂČ says it works that way
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>>692664275
About tree fiddy.
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>>692663529
How the fuck would they even get close to each other?
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>>692663529
>normal sun made of lava

Fucking what?

It's made of god damn plasma you absolute shit stain.
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>>692663529 (OP)
At least there is one anon who isn't stupid
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>>692678173
O shit, It's a black hole. Ice sun wins. no heat can escape it, the gravity is so intense that the molecules have just stopped trying to not be suckled to absolute zero.
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>>692678068
>quantum physics and string theory can be used together

no, they cannot. welcome to the entire problem. we can't reconcile the differences between string theory and quantum mechanics, it's why we haven't outright declared it as a universal theory of everything.
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>>692667654
please stop
go back to middle school, i think they teach this stuff there
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>>692678278
then you need even more pounds fucking moron
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>>692678299
>thats how google told you e=mc^2 works
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>>692678492
kek
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>>692669040
kek, we know what the SHADOW of an atom LOOKS like
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>>692663529
GoT, of course.
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>>692663529
>ice planet -1000 celtigrade
>"normal" sun (suns aren't made of lava so this isn't normal) is 1000 celtigrade

They would reach an equilibrium temperature of 0 celtigrade upon crashing into each other (ignoring the temperature of outside space)

Since 0 centigrades is freezing temperature, the sun made out of ice would win.

>Trust me, I'm an Ivy-educated sun scientist.
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>>692678447
It is possible
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>>692663529
>celtigrade
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Ignoring all the laws of physics that would prevent both stars from existing, and assuming perfect superposition of all particles upon hitting each other, you end up with a star twice the size and mass of both with a temperature of 500 C.
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The ice sun would turn to steam way before it touches the fire sun
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>>692663529
the suns color can be explained by a simple graph
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>>692678570
Tell me how it works,should share the knowledge the way it works for you
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>>692670607
electrons are outside of the core
they could completely go away and the core (depending on the material) would stay the same
yet a positively charged ion can still be heated
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Has nobody pointed out the fact that if such a horrifying situation were to occur that we would be the most fucked creatures in the universe, we would see a beautiful collision of two celestial body's and seconds later get fucking annihilated. P.S. stars cant get cold
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>>692664293
This.
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>>692663529
Tbh they will most likely explode if they near each other in a decent speed because of the temperature difference.
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>>692679280
no not this - you even know what a celtigrade is fucktard?
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>>692674719
read the article
>theory
most nuclear scientists dont think cold fusion is possible
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>>692679572
According to
>your ass
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>>692675622
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_fusion
>Cold fusion is a hypothesized type of nuclear reaction that would occur at, or near, room temperature.
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>>692679746
Lord of the keks
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Seeing as there is no such thing as cold.... And what you perceive as cold is just the absence of heat due to the static state of atoms the given object. I would say that the hot sun would lose begin to transfer heat into the cold sun until temperatures are equal
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>>692678412
>It's made of god damn plasma
lmao wtf
>go to donate plasma
>it sets everything on fire and burns through the floor of the office
>staff somehow gather it up and store it
>trauma victim comes into hospital
>they set up a plasma drip
>trauma victim is vaporized by the heat
yeah no
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Sun isn't made of lava there are no rocks to make lava the sun is made of plasma
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>>692679923
Shut the fuck up you little bitch
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>>692679572
Whats hilarious is that everything mentioned in this thread is still theoretical.

>such is the nature of THEORETICAL PHYSICS
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>>692679926
you ever read any book?
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>>692677131
which would then create the biggest black hole in history because of the incredible amounts of mass and destroy the entire universe
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>>692679572
Funnier still: the original post is asking for a theoretical outcome.
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>>692664162
FFFAAAAAGGGG!!!
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>>692680185
>not how that works
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>>692663529
>Sun made of lava

Don't need to bother with the rest of this shit, OP is obvious niggartard.
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>>692663529
It's actually pretty simple, you need to find the specific heat of ice and the specific heat of lava in Celsius and just insert the numbers, but for that we need to make sure what rock the lava is composed of, cause lava is melted rock and different types of rock have different specific heats, oh and btw -1000* C is not possible, it is 727 off of absolute zero, which is the theoretical lowest temp in our universe.
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It's a fucking blue Sun. Because how hot it is. Not ice you fags. It's much more hot and dense.
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>>692679746
according to wikipedia and research
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>>692680185
No not really there's currently two stars mutually feeding off of each other in a couple of years they might stop and that may be the biggest super nova ever recorded at least to our knowledge and will be able to be seen from earth at night and I think during the day as well but by the time we have seen them they'll long be gone.
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>>692680128
Sure I did. I read some Berenstein Bear books.
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>>692680263
>yet it is
>how do you think black holes are made
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>possible

Yeah, anythings possible when you make shit up.
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>>692665843
No because the specific heat of lava and water are different, so it wouldn't be 0* C because specific heat determines how much energy it takes to change the temp of an object but yes they would merge.
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>>692663529
nothing below -273,15C exists fucking b8
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>>692680727
According to general relativity or the fractal-holographic bullshit being smeared on the walls ITT?
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>>692666205
Theories explain why something happens not what could happen, like the theory of relativity is still a theory despite being proven multiple times over, and any scientist that says they know everything is full of shit and they probably aren't really a scientist.
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>>692663529
>-1000°
do I even have to respond?
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>>692680782
Didn't make up shit,you eyes are on one subject...think differently then the others
Schwarzschild proton is the key
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>>692666205
>scientists have never said "we know everything there is to know"
>theyd get fired because its their job to find out the things we dont know
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>>692668487
Kys religious fag, gtfo
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>>692681512
found the underage
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>>692681512
Don't say shit about religion,it is closer to Science than you think.
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>>692679926
>implying words can't and don't have multiple definitions

You're seriously fucking retarded aren't you? There are FOUR states of matter. Solids, liquids, gasses and PLASMA you utter waste of resources. Plasma is a super heated gas, so now that you know how utterly fucking stupid you've made yourself look how about you go and do the only sensible thing and slowly fade away into the background like you have your entire pitiful existence.
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>>692663529
-1000C is not possible... The lowest possible temp is -273C
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>>692681437
>Schwarzschild proton

is the bullshit he made up.

>Schwarzschilds theories apply to general relativity and cannot work within any other framework
>and general relativity is exactly what this towelhead just threw out the window completely

He didn't reconcile a god damn thing. He just threw it all out, came up with a random structure, and started positing that the structure is actually how shit works on a micro/macro scale.

>calabi yau spaces reconcile more differences with less energy and they work with previously established theories instead of throwing out everything we know about physics and pulling shit out of its ass
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_symmetry_(string_theory)
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>>692663529
>>692663914
>>692664277
>>692664383
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>>692681235
That's not how theories work.
If you've been proven to be a fag multiple times over (evidence includes taking cock up your ass and sucking dick) then you're not a theoretical faggot. You're just a faggot.
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>>692664062
US fag thinking their system is superior
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>>692667654
Ok so heat is energy right? And energy is movement right? Therefore heat=movement.
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>>692682127
The greatest mind in history nikola testla would believe in his theory
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>>692682385
>Tesla
>greatest mind in history

Ok, you're fucking with me.
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>>692682466
Einstein said it he wasn'tthe smartest implying that Tesla was.
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>>692682670
please be an hero
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>>692671203
Nonononononononononnononononono
Temperature does not equal gravity, something could be absolute zero and still have gravity, what you are thinking of is mass, not temp
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>>692682786
I will soon my friend
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>>692682670
kek
einstein was a massive autist who couldn't even tie his own shoes at 43
literally the only things he was good at were maths and physics
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>>692682890
bless you for doing the world a favour
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>>692682832
Mass can be related to energy
Heat is energy
You're wrong
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>>692682908
Exaplain this shit
>>692680282
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>>692663529
Well, absolute zero is -273 degrees, and the surface of our sun is 5,500 degrees on just it's surface, meaning the 'normal sun made of lava' is one fifth of the actual sun's temperature, and the 'cold sun made of ice' is far colder than actually possible. This means the cold sun's cold power is far stronger than the normal sun's hot power. The hot sun would lose all energy because you need infinite energy to make something below absolute zero rise by even one degree. The cold sun would be a super-dense black hole, and the hot sun would instantly become a cold part of the cold sun.
Trust me, I'm Neil Degrasse Tyson.
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>>692671203
>negative gravity
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>>692663529
The real answer here is that nothing would happen because neither of these stars could exist. The heated one isn't a star, it's a ball of molten slag, essentially, and the other is just a large ice planet. The more reasonable theory would be a star the size of our sun and a large, planet-like body of ice. The most likely scenario would be that, having an immense gravitation field, the ball of ice would simply steal some planets and asteroids from its system before moving elsewhere. In the unlikely event that they would collide, the ice ball would flash over under the immense heat of the star, but the star would likely remain, cooled off by the expenditure of heat energy from the flash over.
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>>692683274
Repulsion instead of attraction nigger
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>>692683459
>implying positive mass can cause negative gravity

kys
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>>692682908
>einstein was a massive autist
>says a massive autist who's accomplished nothing remotely comparable to einsteins contributions
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>>692664400
well played good sir
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ITT we prove how badly America needs educational reform
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>>692664951
/thread
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>>692683821
the guy you replied to here
this is true
yet it doesnt disprove what i said
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To allah belongs the east and the west,He Guides whom him pleases to the right path.

Allah the all-knowing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jHsq36_NTU

>how about we try to prove the helical model correct next
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>>692683937
>implying only ameritards browse 4chan
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>>692684079
If a retard calls someone else a retard, who are either of them to judge one another?
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