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Hey b
guess what's inside
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>>692644711
cherry flavoured popsicles
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I would say a body, but the popsicles are better.
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>>692644711
Bump
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>>692644829
who the heck likes cherry
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>>692644711
ice-cream? : ^ )
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>>692644711
Stuff.

Stuff and things.
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>>692644711
Ham
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That isn't even a chest freezer why do you have it laying down?
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>>692644711
I wanna say chocolate milk, but my dream couldn't possibly come true could it?
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>>692645156
i do, but grape is my favorite
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>>692644711
semen.
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some thing dead?
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>>692645156
Why do you bully cherry?
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>>692644711
a Jackal?
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>>692644711
food but
>/b/
probably dead body or something alike
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a corpse
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OP here with a tip:
it has a nice smell
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>>692644711
a leg
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>>692645469
your moms vagoo :^)
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>>692645469
bacon
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>>692645469
dont be retarded, smell is more or less subjective.
i.e, i like the smell of gasoline, my friends dont
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>>692644711
Ice.
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Peas lots and lots of Peas
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>>692645469
Several kilograms of weed?
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aborted fetus
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>>692645573
What are you?

A wise guy?

I DONT LIKE WISE GUYS
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>>692645667
fucking pussy ass kid cant even get trips
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>>692644711

A dead person.
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>>692645667
that's more repulsive than the time i saw myself bend over in the mirror
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>>692645667
We got a Tommy toughguy over here
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>>692645667
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
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A dead body.


Also nice copypasta.
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Sexual cucumbers
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>>692645794
this is 4chan you fucking copy pasta fag
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your mum ? :x
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Three ducks and a bucket full of potatoes
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Frozen chicken?
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OP here with another tip:
I put those tapes on the door, and i can make photos
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>>692644711
You didn't call us properly. Is /b/
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>>692645900
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
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What's inside op
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>>692645900
>>692646020
You kind of walked into that one.
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>>692646020
>6 months
Fucking Newfag
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>>692644711
ur mum
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Is it your MLP collection
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>>692644711
your fag ass
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>>692644711
Okay OP....TWO dead bodies
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I figured it out. Op kills chickens, takes photos of them, puts the dead chickens in the freezer and develops the pics. Also op is lying about the good smell, it is just frebreze
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It's empty
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>>692646010
just tell us already..cut the fucing drama and the bullshit...just do it faggot
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OP is inside!!!
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spanish inquisition
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>>692644711
your massive dragon dildo collection
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Is it something you can eat?
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>>692645753
>>692645775
>>692645790
>>692645794
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OP JUST SHOW US
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[x] Auto

See you guys after dinner. I can't wait to get back.
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an alien? u nigger
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>>692646010
A body/pieces of a body
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>>692646491
lol
kek
zozzle
hehehe
hahahaha
gagagagagaga
jajajajajjajajajajaj
wuahahahahahahaha
peanieweaniepeanieweanie
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Your dildo collection
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Your kek museum
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OP died and is never coming back
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SHOW US OP! Or maybe you could give us a hint. What does it smell like ?
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Crab
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Marijuana :v
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This is in there
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OP's boyfriend
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>>692646930
I can understand getting one of each type, but why get the same model dildo several times over?
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>>692646956
OP HERE
You're close
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OP is fag.
Fridge is full of fish.
And dead aunt.
Fuck OP
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>>692647094
You can never be to stocked for disaster
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is it a body pillow?
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>>692645794

1. Goes to/b/
2. Looks for normal people

:v
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Is it OP's grill?
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>>692647113
Why did you kill ur girlfriend op?
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Ops gf
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>>692647113
OPs transgender friend?
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OP's dead boyfriend?
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Stop being a cunt and show us
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I hope it smells good
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>>692645794
is this a bait or a summerfag?
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>>692647231
Lol mate,you are the one that needs help.
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>>692645794
this is some good pasta
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Op's boyfriend is an animal
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>>692647354
Leave him alone, he is still a fetus. Let him grow up first
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RawMeet
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i hate these threads....JUST FUCKING SHOW US OP ,,
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>>692647274
OP HERE
Cause she cheated me. Would you see her ?
She was beautiful, and she still is
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>>692647354
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While we wait. Green text story

>Be me 7 years old
>Love to wrestle
>Have baby sitter over one day
>Hot as fuck
>Oblivious.jpg
>Parents leave we are alone
>After 2 hours ask to wrestle babysitter
>She seems strangely excited
>She keep grabbing me for too long
>We wrestle for a little, then I have to pee
>Says she has to watch
>Doesn't want her to
>She insists
cont.?
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>This
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remains of something that was once alive. even on a molecular level.
there, i guessed it.. now deliver
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>>692647696
Real OP Here.
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>>692647733
obviously
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>>692647733
Cont
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>>692647733
Continue
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>>692647746
Still fapped.

OP swap gf snuff for gf snuff cumtribute?
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hmm
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>>692647696
Proof you're op
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show plz
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>>692647733
cont
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>>692647746
norman reedus?
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>>692647937
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>692647874
lies, this freezer is upright.
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>>692648095
I'm laying down...
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>>692648095
Saw it too
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>>692648143
Hah!
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>>692648143
But the food is not faggot
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>>692648143
Doesn't explain shit! Especially the gravity of the products
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OP is an attention seeking lonley faggot,who probably cries himself to sleep at night
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>>692648143
did you glue those pepperoni pizzas to each other?
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>>692647877
>>692647883
>>692647885

>After a bit really have to pee
>Give in
>She stands next to the toilet
>Have trouble starting since someones watching
>Says she can "help"
>Grabs dick
>Diamonds
>Am scared dick is boken
>She tells me not to worry
>Spits on her hand and starts to stroke it
>Calls it finger wrestling
>Making it harder for me to pee
>Ask her to stop
>She doesn't
>Start to get worried
>Ask again, I don't know whats happening
>She does
>After that she left the bathroom and nothing happened the rest of the night

I have more stories, should I tell them?
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>>692648242
It's all glued to each other and the fridge just in case of earthquakes
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>>692648334
Better than OP so yes
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>>692648334
Yes. More
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>>692648334
boner terminated
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>>692648334
Yes fag
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>>692648336
Go suck a dick fake OP
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>>692645794
Go bsck to tumblr faggot
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>>692648530
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OP NOT DELIVERING. ABANDONE THREAD
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abandon thread
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>>692648714
Who are you to tell me what to do, your not Sir Trump
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>>692648815
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>>692648714
OP here.
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>>692644829
>>692645075
>>692645111
>>692645156
>>692645228
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
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>>692648873
>>692647874
KEK
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>>692648851
How do you know I'm not just spending my free time on here in-between shit talking Hillary and doing my sweet ass campaigns
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>>692645469

A freshly killed teenage girl?
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ABANDON THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
save yourselves --- faggots and children first
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gay, leaving
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>Be me 14 now
>At friends house
>Mom hot af
>Secretly fantasize about her
>Need glass of water, go to kitchen
>Mom is there
>erection.jpg
>Am wearing loose pants, clearly visible
>She looks at me and at it
>laugh awkwardly, of fuck
>Pretends she doesn't see anything
>I go to get cup for water
>They're to high
>Feel her press up behind me
>Holy shit
>Can feel tits pressing on back
>Get's closer
>Says she can help me
>boner throbbing
>Works hands down towards pants
>Holyshit.jpg

cont. ?
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>>692644711
you went to page 3 in no time..do something you clueless bastard
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Leaving
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Green text story thread anyone?
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>>692646609
Kangin
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>>692649038
Because I'm Obama and I can smell his white cracker ass wherever he is
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>>692649286
Yes, please do make the rest of the story up.
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>>692644711
Is it weed
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>>692649286
total bullshit but I'd still like to see where it ends
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Hot pockets?
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>>692645536
He said nice smell dumbfuck
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>>692649457
shhh It's ok, most stories are anyways
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>>692648892
tldr
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>>692645573
What kind of a fuckin weirdo doesn't like the smell of gas
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>>692649286
this is pretty generic fam..its been written a million times in every porn magazine ever
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Totinos pizza rolls. 7 of them
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>>692647698
That was 4 years ago
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>>692647158
What kind of disaster requires that many dildos
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Dragon dildos?
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>>692649744
Orlando
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>>692649744
All of them
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>>692649744
zombie apocalypse
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Leaked pic of OP
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>>692649286
How about some real stories, that would be nice
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>>692647292
actually OP's own penis is in the freezer from his homemade operation.
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>>692644711
frozen dismembered body parts
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>>692644711
frozen carcasses
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I know this isn't the right thread for this but.. Lets have an adventure!

You wake up in a dark room, there's a candle next to you, but it doesn't illuminate much.

What do?
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>>692649549
Ye man I don't care, as long as my dick's hard it's fine.
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>>692650061
Pick up candle
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>>692650061
I find a torch
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Probably nothing
Also you live in the_dust2
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>>692650125
And fuck my butt with it
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>>692650061
finger your anus
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>>692647874
You live on shit food. I bet you are tired as fuck alot.
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Op's girlfriend?
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>>692650061
put candle in my ass
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>>692650125
STORY MASTER

You pick up the candle

What do?

6 decides
>>
op's penis
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>>692649837
HA
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>>692645900
>this is 4chan
>gets baited by pasta
Faggot
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>>692649856
And here we see Lord Voldemort casting a faggitory spell into OP.
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>>692650165
*de_dust2
I still kek'd
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>>692650292
Walk around the walls of the room
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>>692644711
A living person.
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>>692650292
i start chanting ''OP is a faggot''
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>>692650292
Walk around, room. Try to find anything
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>>692650396
And fuck my butt with anything I find.
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Op's boyfriends pet.
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>>692650292
I put it in my bum
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>>692650462
this guy gets it
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>>692644711
a bin bag full of limbs
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>>692650462
Evrytime I perform an action you want to finger your but with it
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i like giraffes
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No one cares op
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>>692650359
Is that Pewdiepie?
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>>692650396
STORY MASTER
You walk around the walls of the room, you find a locked door with a small opening near the bottom.

What do?

4 decides
>>
fuck this im out
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>>692650721
Fuck my butt with door knob, shit over hole
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>>692650721
Fit doorknob into anus.
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>>692650721
put my dick in the small opening..fuck the small opening
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>>692650721
Put arm under the door and feel around
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Burn dick off with candle
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>>692650740
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>>692650721
call my mom to let me out
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>>692650918
Then immediately stick arm in my butthole
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>>692650642
I'm not sure actually.
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>>692650721
I stick my dick in it hoping to get succ
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>>692650980
Everytime
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>>692650721
take out phone and play mobile version of police quest
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>>692650721
Use candle to try look under the door
>>
Move arm around outside of hole
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>>692650721
assume my ultimate form and break through
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>>692650721

Cry like a little bitch
>>
SM
Holy shit can't we get a 4
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>>692651156
Candle tilted sideways creates wax puddle on the floor, form a plug with the wax, plug my butthole.
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>>692650721
Use candle to see immediate area under the door
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>>692648892
>6 months

breh...
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>>692651389
genious
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>>692650817
>>692650823
STORY MASTER
You push the doorknob into your anus and feel it turn.

What do?

0-9 decides.
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>>692649837
Underrated post
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>>692648892
Who ever wrote that deserves cancer bait or not
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>>692651511
Fuck you I'm real STORY MSATER
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>>692644711
No timestamp

Ppl still answearing and not demandng it.

welcome to the age of attention whores.
>>
SM
All we need is a four we're so close
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>>692651389
Of course you find my post once again
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>>692651511
Pull door knob out of anus, immediately stick in mouth, teeth clinch to keep knob from moving. You don't want creeps walking in on you.
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>>692651585
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>>692644711
Time stamp or fuck off, faggot.
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>>692646020
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>>692650721
Stick arm through gap and feel around
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>>692650721
Fist anus whilst screaming OP IS A FAGGOT
>>
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>>692651805
top shelf kek?

I don't get it
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>>692650721
Stick arm through hole and explore
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>>692651450
Reroll
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>>692651872
While other arm is busy fingering my butthole.
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>>692650721
put your limp phallus in the hole.
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Is it a body? If yes take a bite.
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>>692645536
I have a college degree and fully paid house. Can I ask what type of beta you are? Assumptions over the internet. Well I can assume you're probably unemployed, no car, if you do have a car it's probably a toyota camry and have less than $1,000 to your name? I mean really? Beta? I would really like to see your wallet my dude. Pay some mortgage money and own a house and we can talk about who is "beta" with your macho-man bullshit. I get pussy just fine. The question is do you? Let alone the lack of money/car/house you probably don't have. I'm probably talking to a kid for all I know. What year were you born? If past 1990 don't respond honestly. You are a beta baby millennial with no roots in this world yet. Go outside and work a job.
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>>692651988
You're enjoying this aren't you?
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>>692651937
Great bait mate I rate 8/8 faggot. Learn how to 4chan first. You are probably a summerfag or newfag. Go back to tumblr and reddit faggot.>>692651938
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>>692651937
Them's be kek. no shelves.
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>>692652004
STORY MASTER

Feeling a little frisky, you decide to stick you're limp phallus thorough the hole. Immediately it becomes erect and the door swings open. In front of you an empty hall way emerges. You think you hear sound, but aren't sure.

What do?

7 decides
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>>692652133
I'm painting a picture on the canvas of minds reading. It is quite comical.
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>>692652285
[X] Check these sick dubs

Then genuflect in the direction of the sound.
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>>692652095
Lol if you think owning a mortgage is a sign of your success. Fucking idiot. Sure you sleep with some real whales too, great job.
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>>692652285
Crouch down and try to be quite. Sneak down the hall way.
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>>692652423
With my fingers, all ten in my butthole.
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>>692646173
You actually fucking read that

Thats copy paste shit newfag, how retarded you gotta be to dont realize that?
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>>692652285
Fuck a fetus!
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>>692652139
>>692652199
Eating the bait like the fat fish you are.
Nice dubs tho.
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>>692652347

STORY MASTER

You couch down and genuflect. "Oh holy sound" you say in your mind. "Protect me"

What do?

5 decides
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All the fucks i don't give
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>>692652619
Fuck 2 fetuses
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>>692644711
I sincerely hope that this will be an interesting thread that will go down in 4chan history.
I congratulate OP for his dubs.
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>>692652619
Turn 360 degrees and walk towards the sound.
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>>692652619
I start screaming
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>692652619
Put down candle and walk towards the sound
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>>692652619

STORY MASTER

you shoot yourself.
GG
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>>692649286
14, cups to high? Midget fag?
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>>692652736
While my right hand is rubbing my taint and my left hand just has my pinky in my butthole
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>>692652775

STORY MASTER

Immediately you stand up. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" you scream. You hope that what ever's making those sounds is scared

What do?

dubs decides
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>>692644711
A vast array of dildos, dongs, and vibrators.
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>>692645794
Then stop visiting scrub.
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>>692652956
Try to walk in the direction of the sounds.
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>>692652956
Scream "FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HALLWAY" then run screaming towards the sound.
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>>692644711
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>>692653115
Kek'd
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>>692652535
It was worth a nibble.
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>>692653100
With something in my butthole.
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>>692644711
A waste of my goddamed time.
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>>692653100
>>692653115

STORY MASTER

Slowly you get up, you identify the direction of the sounds and walk that direction. You pick up the pace. "FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HALLWAY!" you scream. Running full speed in the direction of the sounds. You reach an intersection. Sounds are coming from both directions.

What do?

What
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>>692653382
Allow my post number to decide which one to go down.

Even is left odd is right.
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>>692653482
I go left, where I left my finger in my butthole
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>>692653382
Throw candle down one hallway and look
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>>692647231
Spanishfag
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>>692644711
How should we know?
Ask them.
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>>692648892
>6 months
Fucking newfag. Opinion disregarded.

You have no idea what cancer like you fucking ruined. Go back to plebbit where people have to respect your opinions whether they matter or not.
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>>692653579
>>692653586
STORY MASTER

You chuck your candle down the hallway to the right. It seems clear. With a wave of confidence you walk in that direction. Hopefully everything turns out fine. Chucking your candle extinguishes the flame.

cont.
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>>692652095
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You reach the end of the end of the hallway. It's a dead end. You turn around and head in the other direction. Same thing dead end. The noises get a little louder. As if they are approaching you, oh shit.

What do?

>Remember you can still go back to the original room if you want
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>>692654087

STORY MASTER
Lol almost forgot

3 decides
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>>692645620

nigger peas
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>>692653863
>"fucking newfag"
>takes the b8 so fucking had
Who's the newfag again?
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>>692654087
>>692654125
Find the source of the noise to tell it to fuck off.
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>>692654125
Get Down on the ground and roll to the side of hallway staying perfectly still in the darkness
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>>692650228
nigga im having this problem. Whats the best food to eat?
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STORY MASTER

Come on guys, we need more suggestions
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>>692654125
take off my shirt and spread it open. Prepare to use it as a net
Scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
To strike fear into the heart of the enemy
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>>692654125
Press body against wall and slowly maneuver around back to the intersection
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