Can we get a Caturday thread?
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Can we get a Caturday thread?
>>692635560
>>692635772
That's cute in a gross kind of way
>>692635560
when she lifts her chin so the cat can get comfy :3
>>692636127
THIS
>>692637246
;_; I'm melting
>>692637246
:'3
>>692637988
I HOPE YOU DIE I HEAVY PAIN
caturday is already over
>>692637966
senpai nooo
>>692637994
>i'm sorry...
>>692639394
>Russian invader
>>692637988
Meh. There was nothing sexual about that.
One of my idiots.
>>692638555
>Aussies cross-shitposting
Dumping some of my two ragdoll dudes.
>>692639914
>>692639947
>>692639976
>>692640012
He's such a fucking idiot but I love him so.
>>692637988
Haha we all did see that coming faggot... Gosh you should stop living such an edgy life you fat fuck GTFO of your mother's basement
>>692640407
>>692640455
>>692640519
>>692640489
More edge than U2
>>692640455
lonley basement dwelller got enraged, because
>>692640165
is right :D
>>692637988
Fuck you goddamn nigger
>>692640554
I know you're hurt, so you want other to feel simliar and all that faggotry: get out of yor mom's basement and get yourself help
>>692637988
Still posting this fake video, Brian?
>>692640794
Sure, its caturday. But dude,that shit is sooooo old.
>>692640794
same pathetic fuck :)
oh boy the edgy 12 year old is here
>>692639885
IT'S FUCKING BEDTIME
>>692640794
>>692640554
>>692640489
>>692640455
>>692640407
>>692637988
>>692641166
I'd buy that for a dollar
>>692641417
alright, tip for the kiddies postin the dead kitties
posting cats, specifically kek kitties, is an oldfag tradition. an oldfag tradition that predates posting gore and shit. so posting cats is better and more oldfaggy than the newfaggery of posting dead cats, okay? alright
>>692641568
>>692641617
you really don't know what site you have wound?
Protip: 4chan
>>692641617
>>692641518
yes cute stuff, nigger
CATURDAY!
>oh man, i'm soooooo cool, i'm gonna post dead cats because that makes me cool, even though i have virtually nothing to prove because we'll never see anyone in this thread again, but i'm gonna post it anyway
>...
>aw shit, my mp3 player broke, guess i'll just have to play linkin park on my computer and get more fake pictures off of bestgore to make myself feel better and even more edgy!
>>692641853
Yes, I admit I'm a nigger.
Still have a bigger dick then you, dickless.
>>692641849
sorry your mom didn't love you... but grow up
>>692642079
>Go back to tumblr you linkin listener
>>692642079
your posts show, that you don't have any balls actually :D
>>692642079
protip: if you wanna be a cool kid on /b/, you like cats
it's a tradition that makes you look old and somewhat cooler, so that when you post shitty low-quality slaughtered feline photos, you'll be a newfag, and when you post cute original kitties with all body parts in tact, fully alive, cute, and not dead, and healthy, you are a coooool kid on /b/
>>692642079
choke on my cuteness, faggot
>>692642200
i'm one of the few here with the balls to post gore, so...
>>692642433
>the balls to post gore
>>692642341
I've been doing this for about five years now - Still deal with salty newfags like yourself.
>>692640944
it's fake?
>>692642433
>guys look I'm cool because I post dead cats on an anime image board
>>692642433
only balls you have are in your mouth
>>692642433
schoolboy thinks he's edgy
>>692642647
I'm not claiming to be cool. I'm just posting pictures of cats.
>>692642585
stonecold newfag
>>692642801
Ah well, I'm bored now. Time to go play DOTA.
>>692642801
bye and sorry you are newfag with no friendz in mommy's basement
>>692642433
>>692642914
>post cat gore
>leave for dota
12 year old detected
>>692643292
Well, it's either this or CoD.
>>692642433
Oh look its summer lets go to 4chan and pretend im an oldfag
>>692642433
one of the retards that should hang themselves*
Enjoy a pic of my Molly.
>>692643408
Can't tell if trolling, or actually just 11
cats are for chicks. men have dogs
>>692643712
go away faggot
>>692643712
yup thats why thy call em pussies
>>692643580
I found another pic
This was my little buddy Reese. He ran away 7 weeks ago and I miss him a lot.
>>692635560
Sauce
>>692643712
New fag detected
>>692643808
>>692643712
samefag
>>692643910
/b/, earlier today. Sorry.
>>692643712
I can't have a dog because I work obscene hours and would never be around to take care of it.
I just fill a food bowl for dipshit the cat and some water and he can go out exploring.
>>692636485
kek
>>692639697
>when I hear a fly in my room
>>692644012
I mean cats are okay, they are kind of cool... but as a pet... that shit is girly as fuck
they are literally useless
and you fags just want a pet cat because you think it's cute
well owning a pet just because it's cute is the definition of chick tier
>>692634408
Am back
>>692644345
Agreed, owning a cat is beta unless it's like a lion or someshit
one of my old pictures
>>692639243
>If i fits I sits
>>692644345
My adopting a cat was born of necessity.
Between September and November a couple years ago I caught 14 mice in my house.
I couldn't stand cats before getting my first one.
I got my second cat after the first one was too much of a bitch and would cry when I came home because he missed me.
>>692640063
Ilovethiskitty.png
>>692634408
you really need to deal with those anger issues
Anyone ever owned a Maine coon? Thinking about getting one.
>>692643909
Is he neutered? He might have run away because he is a tomcat. god forbid he isn't okay, its likely he will come back.
>>692642433
Nice job, I think the kids are really starting to like you!
>>692636467
African cat?
>>692645008
WOW THAT'S EDGY!
>>692643167
And I'm sorry that your summer vay cay will be over soon.
>>692643909
I'm sorry anon it's a beautiful kitty
>>692643712
true story
i got this little guy a couple months ago. hes like 3-4 months old and has this obsession with biting everything. how do i stop this.
>>692634408
What's the theme?
>>692645008
these clowns don't even know how to insult someone.
>edgy
My camel cat
>>692645182
Edgy fuck
>>692637765
The fuck is happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz-sC-vSIXk
>>692642585
5 years. 3 years. 7 years. A faggot is still a faggot, bud.
>>692645688
He looks like only a kitten. Get them neutered and eventually he will calm down and have less energy as they grow older.
>>692645688
bitter apple spray
>>692642079
niggers dont have dicks, nigger.
>>692646052
that's kinda what i figured. that or hes teething(do cats do that?)
>>692646104
never heard of it.
he's super lovable but he bits the shit out of toes, fingers, and our other cat's tail.
>>692638724
>when mods come to loli threads.
>>692642585
definition of an autist
>>692646034
fuck you anon
>>692646304
You can get it at petco, I think. Its a spray made of natural ingredients that tastes like a super bitter apple (as the name implies) and you spray it on your fingers or whatever else. When your cat nibbles your fingers, he tastes bitter apples,and doesn't like it so he stops after a couple times.
>>692634618
MMMODDDSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>>692635432
MMMODDDSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>692646304
He should have all his baby teeth by now. His adult teeth should finishing coming in at 7 months, so he could be relieving some irritation. Most likely just a wild cat. Make sure he doesn't bite you, punish, but don't hit him for doing so. He will eventually settle down.
>>692641834
He's not wrong. Cats were one of 4chan's first massively popular meme to expand beyond the site. The stupid cat talk in the pictures, the goofy kittens, all of it was from here first. In fact, at some point, each day had it's own thread ie furry friday and caturday.
>>692646546
This is a good
also, the spray of citrus rhine. Just peel an orange or lemon, and crush the skin so it sprays. They hate the taste/smell. I put orange peels in my potted plants so he doesn't dig or poop in them.
Caturday 2
>>692646743
Caturday threads used to be fun.
Now they've been ruined by sick fucks posting nasty crap no one wants to see.
Typical /b/ullshit.
