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rekt thread ? rekt thread
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>>692633859
Asians never learned "stop, drop, and roll" as children?
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>>692633859
ITT: regret caught on camera
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>>692634309
No they got incinerated in an instant flash. There was no time.
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1/3
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>>692634201
lesson: don't let monkeys play with electric tools

>>692633859
lesson: don't show monkeys how to make fire
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>>692634482
that was the japs you /b/tard
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>>692634551
2/3
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>>692634201
Ouch
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>>692634625
nice giraffe
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>>692634625
3/3
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>>692633859
Karate chopping the fire to death
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>>692634625
Same
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>>692634591
Lesson: don't let monkeys comment on /b/.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE
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>>692634725
Hi summer!
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>>692634730
4/3
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>>692634730
Quaid, start the reactor..
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>>692634625
Damm nature your scary
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>>692634625
thats a fucking zebra not a giraffe
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>>692634999
"Sure is summer in here"
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>>692634612
>implying Japan isn't Asia
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>>692634201
i love that they used an industrial drill...
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>>692634999
First day on 4chan?
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>>692635084
does the internet not exist during the school year?
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>>692635084
"Sure is, newfag"
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>>692634890
5/3
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>>692634999
those are lions

nice trips
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>>692634851
wot, talking bout de baby its poopin out
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>>692635262
Hi summer!
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>>692635201
6/3

This escalated quickly...
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>>692635215
the other ducks dont even care
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Nice cringe thread.
>>692635391
Booooo
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>>692635180
2 years last month
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>>692635201
How fucking stupid does a person have to be...

That's not where knives go
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>>692635362
kek'd when you assumed i was a fucking american
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الله يحب سناكبار
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>>692635571
Hi summer!
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>>692635391
stoopid chilcken
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>>692635391
7/3
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>>692635598
stfu and gtfo
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>>692635391
He made it down first and his friend didn't even give him a fucking victory hi five. Asians are fucking assholes man
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>>692634730
what is that
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>>692635646
what in the hell
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>>692635646
wtf
storie ?
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>>692635646
Wut
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>>692635598
الله أكبر
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>>692635646
8/3
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>>692635646
holy shit what is that
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>>692635687
Suck a nigger dick.
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>>692635773
>>692635793
>>692635834
This is how farts are made
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>>692635646
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>>692633859
holy shit that idiot deserved to burn alive
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>>692636025
suck your black rock of shit
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>>692635930

is that his fucking jaw?

jesus christ how horrifying
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>>692636100
Hey man..... Nice shot.
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>>692635923
>الله أكبر

الله تمتص الديوك الماعز
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>>692636100
the rat reacted millisec before it hit
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>>692636209
I'm confused what kind of slingshot can do this
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>>692635541
she was stabbed in teh face obviously
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>>692636259

it's clearly a rabbit
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>>692636200
You can see both rows of his teeth.
I belive that's his face, all the skin got peeled right off
That's why you wear a helmet
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>>692636279
What are talking about?
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>>692636344
its a fucking elephant read the file name
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>>692636344
dubs dont lie
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>>692635215
Fuck dude, this parrot breed is endangered.
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>>692636279
That was an arrow retard.
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>>692636440

That's a turkey
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>>692635923
your shitting god is not real faggot
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>>692636471
>on 4chan
>calls people retards
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>>692636471
AK47. Read the filename
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>>692636196
Come up with better insults you nigger dick-sucker.
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>>692636546
And?
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>>692636566
You're retarded
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>>692636502
turkey is a contry fucking retard
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>>692636535
No gods are real you Christian bitch faggot.
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So much pretend edge here...the lot of your underaged faggots would probably cry for your mommies if you were ever in situations like these.
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>>692636566
That was obviously a Topol-M missile you faggot
Learn your weapons
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>>692636669
>Says the king of the edgelords.
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>>692636669
Glad you're here.
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>>692636279
It's acually a prehistoric caltrop used by egyptians to kill orcas, it's often confused with a slingshot tho.
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>>692636535
B-but...Jesus is real, rite?
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>>692635712
Hot wheels
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>>692634836
OOOOOOHH
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So much *pic related* in this thread
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>>692636901
My stomach churned
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>>692635712
Story?
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>>692636901
Wow that bullet flies like shit
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>>692636566
Jesus, newfags can't even tell the difference between an ak47 and an average 6th century flamethrower, which the weapon in the webm clearly is.
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>>692636999
>Flies like shit
Yes, yes they do.
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>>692636502
You call that a cockroach, take a biology lesson fag.
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>>692636665
No gods exist, but I see you you are actually manipulated and corrupted, so there is no hope for you and others who think that stupefies be humanoid has created the earth in one shot.
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>>692636959
>Nigger
>Steal car
>Police stop the thief

What else you want to know ?
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>>692637072

Nigga that's clearly a 7th century jew cooker
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>>692637289
Nobody said that. Take a reading class.
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>>692636901
That's one special rpg.
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shitting google trad
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>>692637370
Lrn2English, you dumb nigger.
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>>692637456
>being this retarded
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>>692637370
Uhhh, maybe you should learn how to use words before you spew them onto the internet.

>Incorrectly using words makes you look ignorant.
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>>692637597
Right.....
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>>692637662
Left....
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>>692637370
>who think that stupefies be humanoid has created the earth in one shot.

The fuck did I just read?
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>>692637372
How the car burst into flames maybe?
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>>692634625
That giraffe looks so sad
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>>692637770
Autist.
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>>692638127
>this
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>>692636665
Triples 6's on an anti religious post.
GG
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>>692638255
retard
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>>692634999
It's a fucking Wildebeast newfriend.
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>>692636999
I can't get this shit down
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>>692638421
>mixtape hurrrrrr
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>>692635646
I can fap to this.
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>>692638466
nervegas
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>>692638826
Nope, talcum powder.
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This sucks!!! Maybe I'll wait til after bedtime to come back here, then the adults will be online.
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1/2
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>>692638912
What's that? You know what happened?
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>>692638947
2/2
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>>692639017
Yup, talcum powder.
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>>692634625
it's not a giraffe you adopted nigger
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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>692638947
Pretty sure what happend was the driver of the silver car got tired of patiently waiting for the monkeys to clear the road.
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>>692634942
This never gets old. :D
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>>692639133
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>>692635712
kek
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>>692634730
okay seriously what the fuck is going on here?!?!?!
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>>692637196
You win.
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>>692639419
OMG. That poor hot-dog.
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>>692635215
this is fucking stupid, you know the neck is the most delicious part of the turkey don't you? now you fucking ruined it!!
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dumb nigger
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>>692635646
>Asian blow up doll
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>>692634201
Webm is very misleading from paused pic....
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>>692634625
ohhh thats so sad : ( what a bad way to go
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>>692633859
fucker literally pouring *more* alcohol on an alcohol fire what a dumbass
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>>692640235
>Natural selection

What, he didn't have the gene that grants immunity from heights?
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>>692636100
Is he dad?
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Fucking edgelords

I can get it that its funny and exciting to some to watch these disgusting videos
but why the fuck would you have them saved on your pc??
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>>692637372
>filename
i've never laughed this much in a ylyl thread
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>>692634201
that hurt to watch tbh
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>>692640346
>literally
fuck outta here cancer
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>>692637743
Still not sure where that car came from. My guess is he went off the left shoulder to avoid hitting the car in the left lane and then cut back too fast?
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>>692640034
kek
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>>692640347
He had the gene made him think it was a good idea to climb a tree above a lake
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>>692634730
???????? the fuck is that
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>>692640352
Nope mom
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>>692635391
fuck yeah!
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>>692634201
she didnt scream in pain?
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>>692640235
Five whole seconds for someone to jump in after him. Shame.
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>>692635421
Stupid as fuck... those are not ducks, and 2 of them are fake
Kill yourself idiot
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>>692640430
Car came from japanland.
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▲ ▲
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>>692635646
Its fake tho, look at her tits, they get bigger too, is just impossible
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>>692640632
Had to make sure he wasn't joking.
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>>692639225
Chester?
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>>692640422
you know you're retarded when everyday words start bothering you
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>>692640653
Hi summer!
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>>692639922
>>692639922
is he gona be ok?
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>>692635712
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>>692640136
Story? Was it acid
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>>692640689
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>>692634625
what kind of dog is this?
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>>692639933
Assholes like him fuck up my daily commute at this exact station in NYC. Asshole
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>>692640856
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>692640717
more?
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>>692634625
>giraffe
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>>692640899
You should go to lasik.
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>>692640856

nerve gas
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>>692640886

God I love this webm.
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>>692640689
You mean hitting the rocky slope wasn't enough?
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>>692640422
lit·er·al·ly
/ˈlidərəlē,ˈlitrəlē/
adverb
in a literal manner or sense; exactly.
"the driver took it literally when asked to go straight across the traffic circle"
synonyms: exactly, precisely, actually, really, truly
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>>692641106
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>692640717
Poor boat
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>>692640886
>windshield wipers
every time
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>>692634730
Ruptured intestinal membrane (I don't know the English term) causes guts to expand?
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>>692635215
Hey dipshit, that's an owl
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>>692640717
That shark is hungry, would love to see the rest of the vid.
Would a lone shark attack a group of people, or were there many sharks?
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>>692640717

I watch this and my immediate first instinct is to slap it on the nose and yell "No! Bad shark!"
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>greentext
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>>692636100
Where do I get a gun that shoots arrows?
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>>692641358
>ok?
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>>692637743

http://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/western-cape/cape-actor-dies-in-n2-crash-1789216
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>>692636959
He was trying to self immolate, couldn't take the pain
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>>692641419
The derp interwebs
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>>692639074
I feel absolutely nothing wrong with that.
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>>692640400
>>692639133
Top kek
He mad
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>>692638421
How the fuck does something like this happen?
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>>692640856
Piranha's. The boy fell into a river and drowned or something. He was dead before being eaten. I'm pretty sure they were able to revive him from what I read. Pretty interesting.
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>>692641633
Its ok. That means you're human.
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>>692640430
He was driving like an ass going between lanes and cars, speeding them and someone hit his rear right side.
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>>692640136
>>>
> Anonymous 07/02/16(Sat)10:02:23 No.692635687
holy fuck this is spooky
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>>692641820
No, no its not.
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>>692641343

It looks to me like it's just test biting the boat to see what it is.
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>>692641820
Lol?
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>>692639133
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>>692641346
kek
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>>692633859
How do you faggots not see its fake and staged.
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>>692641944
>Bait
>You took it
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>>692641966
Responding to your own post isn't cool.
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>>692642020
As in that was the desired result? Bullshittery
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>>692641694
Combusts drives down the road and spontaneously car
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>>692640422

but he did literally pour more alcohol on the fire
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>>692641694
nerve gas
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>>692642180
Inotnoengrish
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>>692640235
wait, this looks exactly like somewhere I've been in england. anyone know where this is?
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>>692642288
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>692633859

not like he had anything down there to lose
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>>692642315
FromTreeToRiverLand
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>>692641694
It's probably a vehicle that runs on compressed natural gas. There was probably a fault in a fuel line.
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>>692635930
when stuff like this happens do they just not feel pain because of adrenaline or some shit?
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>>692642634

I hate niggers.
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>>692642320
He killed that dog with a bow and arrow
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>>692641694
>females driving
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>>692640856
Nah but ive tripped so hard i thought my skin was coming off. Good guess tho
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>>692642733
Its a bluegill dumbfuck.
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>>692634625
Kool giraffe
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>>692640601
right? for a girl, she remained very calm during the whole ordeal
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>>692642634
I hope those niggers got in trouble for attacking a cop with a dog.
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>>692642842
Brown recluse idiot.
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>>692634625
god what the fuck, that's the 2nd thing ever that's make me slightly queasy. The only other one was 1guy1jar
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>>692639933

i thought he was smoking a blunt lmao
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>>692641703

>Revive

My ass. lol
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>>692642836
Beaver you retard.
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>>692642731
he did nothing wrong
it's the owner's fault that that dog is dead
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>>692642885
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>>692635391
Did he died?
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>>692642998

Fucking bismuth man.
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>>692642996
Im pretty sure the owners are niggers too.
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>>692642980
>calling someone on 4chan retard
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>>692641633
2cool4me
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>>692642320
This is what is lesser know as, a disgraceful kill.
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>>692642998
I love bismuth 10/10
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>>692643093
THE EDGE
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>>692639922
post the full thing you piece of shit, that stupid rat survived
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>>692642996
Nigger detected
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>>692640422

>Unable to recognize the correct usage of the word literal

>Calls someone else cancer

I believe that you are literally retarded.
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>>692634201
I thought the hair was fake or some shit, it came out so easily and she didn't show any form of pain
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>>692634890

Pupper, sleep tightly.
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>>692643151
Not a rat..........................................................................................................................................
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>>692640235
I've seen this somewhere, amazingly he survived
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>>692643261
yes the fuck it is you ellipsis overcharge cuntlord
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>>692640422
fucking moron
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>>692643096
they don't look very black to me
or do you mean nigger in the sense that anyone who acts like a nigger is a nigger regardless of their skin color
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>>692642263
Yea but theres no reason to use the word literally. This is way your a fag and its cancer. You would never say he figuratively poured alcohol on the fire. Therefore literally is just a widespread overused word that dumb people use to sound smart. FuCk OfF
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>>692634890
Moar sneks eating things pls
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>>692642634
That man was 100% in his rights. Learn how to control your animals. I would kill a dog if my life was on the line as well.
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>>692640422
Looks like someone dropped out of school a little too early
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>>692643345
You need glasses.
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>>692635712
>shit is that the police
>fuck
>FUCK!
>shit police i gotta get inside
>FUCKIN FIRE
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
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>>692635930
what a drongo
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>>692640207
tits are gtfo
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>>692643171
except he's right
anon was using literally like a fag
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>>692643345
Also, weak burn.
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>>692638947
>>692639074
dem niggas just stood up and walked it off
take a note white people
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>>692643622
>are
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>>692640008
Even when unconscious he goes for the bike.
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>>692637743
>Driving like a total douchebag
>Not wearing seat belt
>Natural selection
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>>692643778
>automobile
>natural
ahahaha
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>>692643702
Looks like a hemisphererectomy.

Fresh too.
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>>692639133
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>>692643319
What happened here?
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>>692643427
You people are fuckin ridiculous. Hurrr my life was on the line. There were other people around and im sure they couldve gotten their dog away from him. Of course they should control their dog but its a fuckin dog, shit happens. Theres no reason to immediately pull a gun.
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>>692633859
Sauce? That made me Kek hard for some reason.
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>>692643943
Ben Laden exploding a plane
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>>692643850
natural meaning acts of stupidity causing their own deaths, Lunchbox.
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>>692640717
"yeah na a rubber fucking dingy should be fine, we're not retarded or anything"
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>>692643854
Neurologica dismorphia ? not really
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>>692636100
Are we sure this is an elephant?
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>>692636243
google translate not working well for you i see.
>god
>she sucks
>the chicken
>the goat
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>>692633859


You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire


I learned to love all of Hollywood money
You came along and you moved me honey
I changed my mind, looking fine
Goodness gracious great balls of fire


You kissed me baby, woo, it feels good
Hold me baby, learn to let me love you like a lover should
You're fine, so kind
I'm a nervous world that your mine mine mine mine


I cut my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I'm really nervous but it sure is fun
Come on baby, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great balls of fire


Well kiss me baby, woo-oooooo, it feels good
Hold me baby
I want to love you like a lover should
You're fine, so kind
I got this world that your mine mine mine mine


I cut my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun
Come on baby, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
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>>692644067
Still way better than if the stroller had been allowed to continue skidding.
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>>692639133
Fuckoff rekt thread then bitch
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>>692640008
Still goes for the bike
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>>692644147
Don't care. She is dying in live.
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>>692643204
because asians have no souls
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>>692635201
>these aren't my glasses
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>>692643493
>in the car, i just can't wait
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>>692635646
epic pussyfart time
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>>692643097
Carrot Top got a sex change
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>>692644067
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>>692634942
kek
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>>692643956
Yeah okay, you take the bites while you expect that some random nigger will save your life. I'd rather pull out a gun.
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>>692638421
Well that car should of blown up ages ago, thanks gta
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>>692644356
I had a guy pass out cold when I started an IV on him. His head fucking slammed on the table and many keks were had by all. First time I ever had to use smelling salts too.
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>>692644666
that was harder to watch than i thought
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>>692644356
story?
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>>692643850
this was a retarded thing to say for a couple different reasons
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>>692643956
I hope a dog chews your ass one day
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>>692633859
Fuck, no one taught him you use a shotglass and not a regular sized glass for this?
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>>692636837
>>underrated
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>>692644666
why the fuck would anyone ever want to do that to themselve!? wtf seriously ave to be messed up in the head to do that
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>>692643956
No. Absolutely not. The moment you let your dog run at me, its life is forfeit. And that's on you.
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>>692644905
Faint from a little injection. No one died.
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>>692642634
And that is when I apply castle dotrine on that nigger.
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>>692645215
Head shot
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>>692645283
looks like a methadone injection
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lp
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>>692643427
um no cousin fucker
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