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Why the fuck is there no fluffy thread
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>>692614827
because i don't like to star threads
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Why do people amputate fluffies anyway?
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>>692615760

Makes them more docile, easier to control, and a form of punishment. which some of the shit they do, it isn't enough.
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>>692615760
i asked the same, but apparently the origins of the tradition were lost in time...

Now in universe, because they want a pet that is absolutely dependant on his owner
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>>692615760

Pillowfluffs can't hurt themselves by trying to climb furniture or escaping your yard, and it's significantly harder for them to breed without permission. They get pretty depressed, but nobody cares about a fluffy's psychological wellbeing.
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>>692616195
What are they inside of?
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>>692615760
Because it's horrible? I suppose at least it's not quite as bad as the next step... litterpal *shudder*

Poor things.
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>>692616436
Probably some random cave or a dead tree
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>>692616195
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>>692614827
wolfram was so great. Why did he have to stop being great? Why is this world so cruel? Is there even a reason to live anymore?
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>>692617192
Because he's a nigger.
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bump
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>>692614827
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post more abuse
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Where arth the fluffy abusers?
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>>692620032
you monster
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Someone post the beach drive by comic
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>>692615275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVA6jRGJWI
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>>692620032
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>>692620032
Words cannot express
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>>692617232
>nigger

you better provide some fucking proof
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>>692624419
>EXTERMINATE!
The only cure.
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>>692623248
what would that do to a pregnant mare?
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>>692625112
so... how are the fluffies self aware enough to know they 'need' babies?

WHY do they need babies?
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>>692625755
it's a magical pony that constantly shits, do you really need to question why it think it'd need anything?
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>>692625755
Lore states it was programmed in by hasbro.

>>692625985
Don't bother typing if you don't actually know shit.
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>>692625985
well considering there is an alleged lore behind fluffy ponies, I am curious as how they can be self aware enough to know they have a rason detra, and why it involves having babies begs many questions.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS THIS IS SO FUCKING CANCER idsofhgökdlfhsdfoöihdfioghüsdoifghiodfgjhidofkjvhüauehgoiaerhjgxojghne0üirghüuW)HGFAOUIRWGHÖSFLÄGArpgbadfilugvhbxcykjvhnaiusrdfghzuasgdfbhnöoijsadfhgioGÜRFUOiwehrguikjadnfijghapirsugohsadfg
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>>692626327
No u
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>>692626160
well, I understand hasbio bio programing them to breed, but the fact that this own is speaking as if its her only functions. are the fluffies AWARE of there programing, or are these concepts socially constructed among the fluffies?
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>>692615760
Pillowfluffs are happy fluffies
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>>692626579
They seem to be programmed that way.
A popular explaination is that if an owner keeps getting more foals and fluffies he would have to buy more of Hasbio's products, so they gave fluffies a strong urge to reproduce or "have babbehs".
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Fluffy foal dies
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>>692624419
>>692619962

premium abuse.

None of this sad-attempt-at-humor shit.
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>>692628536
I thought fluffies were meant to be sterile but they fucked up, because why wouldn't they want to monopolise fluffies?
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>>692626579
>are the fluffies AWARE of there programing
Don't overestimate their intelligence.
They want to have babbehs because they are programmed that way. They don't ask why, they just do.
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>>692628731
They wanted to cut costs on making fluffies by making them able to breed.
They probably intended to only sell ones that were neutered but raid happened and now everyone has breeding fluffies.
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>>692628939
Is the full fluffy lore written somwhere?
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>>692626579
No. They're just dumb.
Hopelessly dumb.
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>>692623435
OH NO whats this? Could this be the follow up I just finished, I was actually hoping someone would post the original then I could give 4chan the first look before I throw it on the booru.
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>>692629124
I think there is a fluffy wiki where you can read the basics but keep in mind that there is no fixed canon. Every artist/author creates his own world with his own rules.
For example in some stories all fluffies are little greedy shits while in others they are more thankful and childlike because the author said that otherwise the "Smarty syndrome" would be quite pointless
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>>692629251
AWESOME
Dude your work is great!
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>>692617192

Originally, he just deleted his old works because he thought they were embarrasing. He wasn't leaving, and he was still drawing new pics.

However, his previous fans flew into such outrage that they pretty much instantly named him the worst person alive, a hideous dramawhore who was killing the fandom, and in general instantly turned against him and renounced all the good he had ever given them.

Even while drawing his last pictures, the burning rage against him showed no signs of stopping. I guess he left in horror of seeing the true face of what he had once considered his fans.

It's not even the first time entitled retards have driven away someone giving what they want for free. It seems to be the mentality of millennials in general to look down on content creators like *they're* the ones who should be grateful for getting to entertain their audiences.
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>>692628536
well, I understand that its just.... how are the fluffies sentient of their programing?

that seems highly meta unless the fluffies have a diagetic reason to consciously think these things.
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>>692628844
>They want to have babbehs because they are programmed that way. They don't ask why, they just do.
but this comic said that the fluffy was consciously aware. that's really weird.
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>>692628939
though logically, these the first batch that escaped has to be all but extinct right now since EVERYTHING kills these damn things. AND STOP COMPARING THEM TO RATS! rats are badasses by comparison.
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>>692630134
they are not aware of the programming. Its like their obsession with spaghetti. Even if they have never eaten, seen, or heard of spaghetti, they still consider it their favorite food. Fluffies want to have babies as part of biological nature and reinforced through the Fluff-tv programs
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>>692629195
yeah but... this one seems to have a sense of purpose, a dumb purpose, but that REALLY seems like a higher level of awareness than most fluffies...
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>>692630025
I'm assuming its their primal instincts mixed with their barely-sentience and innocence. Most animals want nothing more than to breed and pass on their genes, give them enough intelligence to speak and make them pretty much helpless and all they will do is whine about food and babys.
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>>692630025
It's more likely that it just manifests as an urge to have babies, not as a directive. Though they seem very aware that they need to eat food to produce milk, so it could be they have some built in understanding of the mechanics of their own body, too.
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>>692630329
the fluffies that were released first were not the intended finished product, so they had many flaws and incomplete programming
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>>692629775
maybe he had an epiphany about his fanbase...
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>>692630464
yes, but humans clearly have the same traits (obviously, the are 7 billion of us) but we only have the sex drive and drive the mate. the drive to have babies is more socially constructed. but that would imply the fluffies are becoming more socially complex.
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>>692630996
i didnt come here to talk about human reproductive psychology, i came to see cartoon animals get abused.
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>>692630526
yeah, i have been thinking about that too, from the coacoa comic by Shady. she is aware she has much milk and will soon have babbies, but she shows off with "babbehs goin' be so big!" which is a weirdly subjective thing to be proud of for a thing that is not supposed to be very complex in thinking.
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>>692629124

Not really. The agreed upon canon is generally that after the commercial success of MLP, Hasbro started a subdivision called Hasbio to create the perfect pet, but before the final glitches like stupidity, fragility and low bowel control were ironed out, PETA raided the facility and let the incomplete prototypes loose. Since then they've become popular pets, and due to their breeding rate they've become common pests too. Since they're lab-made they're labeled as biotoys instead of animals, which denies them the protection of animal rights and works as a blatantly hypocritical excuse for their poor treatment.
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>>692630403
but that can be just a directly programed inclination, and the names and language can be hard programmed too, however, the fact that this fluffy claims she and all fluffies NEED to have babbehs is very interesting. yes fluffy tv shows it off as "supposed to" but 'need' sounds weirdly much more severe....
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>>692630570
all the more reason that generation should either be dead, or have adapted to a less fail prone lifeform via natural selection.
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>>692631237
well I am glad animals being hurt is your thing, but for me, the bits of the lore that don't fit are where things get most interesting...
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>>692631556

I think their desire to have babies is just natural desire like of any creatures the fluffy DNA is a mish-mash of. It's just that fluffies have the ability to express their thoughts and desires, yet still such limited intelligence that they can't explain it any better. It's much more common for a fluffy to say it "wants" babbehs, and even when they say "need" it tends to have about as much meaning as just "wanting a lot".
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>>692631476
so... the fucked fluffies became popular because they were an unfinished batch?

also, I know I beat this to death all the time, but it is REALLY hard to see these things living past a week with their mortality rate, and no, the breeding rate would not be able to stem that logic. unless mutations do occur natutually and some favorable traits do slip through via selection over generations, then I will buy that.
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>>692631661
the story "Death in wilmington" explains the population explosion and why the public is generally accepting of the abuse. Basically, the fluffies would be limited in survival in the wild by available food sources, but the release of the fluffies coincided with a garbage collector strike. Fluffies can eat just about anything, so it led to larger litters of healthier babies during a warm season. They basically out-reproduced natural selection in one season.
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>>692632055
>It's much more common for a fluffy to say it "wants" babbehs, and even when they say "need" it tends to have about as much meaning as just "wanting a lot".


okay, I will give you that. "want" definately makes more sense, but the level of severity in need, and her being aware of the needs of fluffies as a whole is just interesting...

could hasbio's programing decay and fuck up overtime, and fluffies do slowly start to evolve into a more aware lifeform...
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>>692632086
Rains came around, and the fluffies were basically drowning in the gutters and being swept into sewers, causing major clogs and backups in the stormwater removal system and led to a massive public outcry for fluffy population control.
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>>692632086
>They basically out-reproduced natural selection in one season.
yeah... but when a two inch fall is leg shattering... heat stroke kills you, cold kills you, most foals are still born, they are suceptible to diseases, only two teets to feed with, lesser foals are starved out, no protection from predators, mares are completely helpless when pregnant, natural stupidity, they fact that they can lay on their backs and be fucking helplessly. no amount of reproduction can remidie that. no way the level of attrition of would produce any foals making it to adulthood, then mating, then birthing before most of them are dead of natural causes. yes, I get it, this works with rats, but rats are fucking tough as shit. the fluffies are not, so there is no comparison.
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>>692632920
you forget that some canon has fluffies go from newborn to weened to being of reproductive age within a single month.
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>>692632073

>so... the fucked fluffies became popular because they were an unfinished batch?

No, they would no doubt have been an even bigger hit if they had been polished properly before release. They were still a great hit *despite* their flaws.

>it is REALLY hard to see these things living past a week with their mortality rate

That does inevitably requires some suspension of disbelief. Some things I believe to help at least a little are their ability to eat pretty much anything (as a side-effect of being designed to eat anything that humans and horses eat already) and that their unique physiology makes them resistant to common diseases, but there's inevitably a point where you'll just have to give realism some slack in order to have ferals running around.

>>692632286

>could hasbio's programing decay and fuck up overtime, and fluffies do slowly start to evolve into a more aware lifeform...

A genetic cheksum to prevent mutations is an absolutely vital requirement for any serious headcanon, since otherwise their fast breeding rate and harsh selection would have long since turned the colorful little retards into something like dark green chipmunks. Considering that they were designed as a commercial product and especially that their knowledge and language are pre-programmed into their genes, preventing any kind of degradation would be an absolute requirement for them.
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>>692633328
that doesn't help the arguemnt, everything kills these things, the only environment that doesn't are safe rooms, which they don't have in the wild, so the reproduction rate still doesn't factor in, throw int he abusers, their should be extinct by now.
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>>692620032
hugbox in a nutshell
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>>692633599
>A genetic cheksum to prevent mutations is an absolutely vital requirement for any serious headcanon, since otherwise their fast breeding rate and harsh selection would have long since turned the colorful little retards into something like dark green chipmunks. Considering that they were designed as a commercial product and especially that their knowledge and language are pre-programmed into their genes, preventing any kind of degradation would be an absolute requirement for them.


but their is always entrophy, or a bug in the code... say their is a story of a fluffy who programming IS fracturing and he starts to gain a higher awareness, then it become allegory fo the cave, but with fluffies.
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>>692633664
they arent always so weak or self destructive in various comics. Some have them able to swim while others have them drowning if they are sprayed with a hose. They also wouldnt have any natural predators since they are not natural at all. In the end, its just that you like the comics where they are totally weak and unable to live own their own and set that as your headcannon.
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>>692634027
the jellenheimers are basically a genetic anomally that started out making fun of some guys poor drawing abilities.
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>>692632073
Generally, their survivability is pinned down to any combination of:

A) Animals will kill, but won't eat them because they shit themselves so much, stink, have terrible hygiene and/or their horrific colours actually serve as a hollow natural warning that they're poisonous (even though they aren't at all).

B) Their immune systems are excellent, despite all their other flaws. They can sit in their own filth all day every day and never get sick, they can have their legs amputated with a rusty blunt knife in an alley and not get an infection, and pretty much the only thing that seems to be capable of infecting them in any way is parasites.

C) They spread wide due to their idiocy and lack of caution, meaning eventually one herd will find some safe spot inside a park or forest that contains few things that actively try to kill them, then they just inadvertantly use that new area as a forward-camp, producing endless hordes of fluffies that venture out from there to die getting hit by cars, invade peoples gardens and suffer in cities.
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>>692634861
in some comics, fluffies do get sick from being around their own feces all day. Thats why "good poopies" are stressed even by feral fluffies.
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>>692635055
That may be due to them also not getting enough food to keep their immune system healthy.
They're xmen or anything.
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>>692635231
they're not*
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>>692635055
Jesus christ animal hoarders who abandon their house and pets are the worst. But it's fine in this case
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>>692635271
yeah, i think a crazy cat lady that trades up to fluffies would be terrifying.
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>>692635434
fuck off
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>>692634252
yeah... I guess I just want an iRobot moment where a fluffy starts thinking for the first time...

like the intelligence limiter fails and it starts to learn...
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>>692635434
These memes are the proof that people are just not rational. Why so much anons respond to it?
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>>692635573
The comic that took place in russia after a nuclear apocalypse had an oddly intelligent fluffy. I do remember one comic somewhere had an owner teach the fluffy to speak normally without the baby talk and lisp that was programmed in to be cute for children
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>>692635695
>rational anon
You had to reply to it too, just to be safe, right?
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>>692635573
also, the alicorns are more intelligent than the other fluffies in most popular headcannon.
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>>692635733
yeah, but that required a nuclear apocalypse... what would happen if one became aware while say in a pet shop or breeding mill?
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>>692636008
yeah, but they get killed at birth unless their is human intervention...
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>>692636551
the ones in breeding mills tend to become self aware after awhile. They realize just what their existence actually is and enter the "wan die" loop and let themselves die.
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>>692635434
cunt
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>>692636849
sage in all fields
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>>692635434
look at the triggered brony, guys
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>>692636849
its caturday... ofcourse immunity cat is effective, doubly so today.
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>>692636833
yes, but that is jsut normal level of sentience fluffies driven to depression. for one that is aware enough to see that their are part of a system. much like the matrix. would this new enlightened fluffies try to teach the other fluffies, would the other fluffies learn from him or try to shut him up?
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>>692635733

Not all comics are to be taken too seriously. That comic is a good example of mild weirdbox in that way.
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>>692635355
That picture is actually based on a short story about just that. A "fluffy lady" sitting in a house full of trash, shit and rotting fluffy carcasses that neglects the massive herd she has gathered and refuses to let out because she thinks it's to dangerous outside.
It's really gruesome as it's told from the perspective of the herd's newest member.
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>>692637201
the others might consider him a smarty and do what he says until a tougher fluffy got the guts to try and seize control of the herd
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>>692637364
or you can get a rise of the apes style fluffy rebellion...
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>>692614827
Wtf you talking about. There one every 6 minutes.
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>>692637533
>>692637484
what the fuck is that donut steel self insert shit
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>>692637532

That rebellion would be stomped out quickly and literally.
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>>692637532
that wouldnt work so well unless they grew normal hands. The general weakness, short life span, and programmed desire for human interaction would be hard to overcome.
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>>692638404
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>>692629659
>[current year]
>still confusing the usage of there and their
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>>692638435
He's russian.
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>>692638435

That's among the smallest grammatical errors russians tend to make.
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>>692616889
golden
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This thread is like Fluffology 101
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>>692635434
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>>692639144
"THIS SHIT IS SO FRAGILE WHICH IS BROKEN BY ALL!"
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Let's play a little game.

FLUFFY BREEDING SIM
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: empty
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

you sit around chillaxing and likely jerking off to jewish trap porn, when suddenly there's a knock on the door. what do you do?

first response decides
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>>692642623
Continue jacking
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>>692642756
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: empty
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

you continue jacking when the knocking becomes more rushed, making it hard to jizz.
you can hear repetitive HUU HUUU HUUUUU sobbing like sound from your porch.
wat do?

first response decides, as before.
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>>692642952
go outside naked with a box of donuts
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>>692642952

Rush to door, jizz on the knocker.
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>>692642952
You pick up the fluffy and use its tight little asshole to continue your masturbation, leaving it bleeding and with a gape the size of it's head.

first response decides next
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>>692643253

Is it alive? Apparently we're into jews, so circumsize its dick off.
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>>692643114
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: empty
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

You waddle to the door with your smelly boxers wrapped around your ankles, your hand still slowly stroking your penis while your jaws, as before, remain tightned around a box of donuts as some sort of sex parapillia. you sick fuck.

you open the door, dick slowly dripping pre cum on the colorful little figure on the floor.

''eiii no bad peepees on fwuffy, fwuffy good fwuffy!!".
It is a bright green pegasus mare with a yellow mane. ''pwease mista, be new daddy fo fwuffy? fwuffy so hungey and saddie''

wat do?
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>>692643548
take it into your house and put clothes on
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>>692643673
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: 1 mare
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

you take the fluffy in, welcoming it to your home, putting on some loose bath robe that was laying aroudn the counter.

"yaaaay, fwuffy so happy fo nyu daddah!! gif fwuffy nummies pwease? tummy huwties.."

>You are now the owner of a feral fluffy mare,

PEGASUS MARE
AGE 5 weeks
STR 1
END 1
DEX 2
INT 1

Happiness 40
Persona 40
Health 50
Unique traits none

Would you like to name your new fluffy?
First response decides name and course of action.
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>>692644121
fuck toy, rape it
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>>692644121
name it sprinkles
go outside and get a male
mate them
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>>692644229
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: 1 mare
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

NOOO FWUFFY NO WAN BAD SPESHUL HUGGIES!!! HUWTIES NUUUU!!!
well tough luck bitch, you knocked on the wrong door. The vagina is only 2 inches deep before the cervix boings your dick, but its still better than fucking a hand.
The semen and scaredy poopies-smeared fluffy now lays in the corner, huuu huuu huuuing loudly.

>stats change
PEG MARE (unnamed)
Happiness 30
Persona 40
Health 25

wat do?
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>>692644557
remember this virus?
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>>692644249
Whatever happened to mwike
He was my favourite
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>>692644571
behead it
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>>692644614
some say he went to school to learn more gooder english
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>>692644638
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: empty
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

with a quick snatch and a yell of ''BAD UPSIES!!! NUUUU DADDEH NU HURT FWUFFY!! AM GUD FWUFFY", you grab the mare and with a loud *scpreckt* twist its head right off, the huuu quiety dying on its lips.

>fluffy died. you must now spend FD to buy a new fluffy to continue the game.

your options are trying to catch a feral (low stats, may fail), buying a cheap fluffy at a farm or shelter (low stats, may become smarty quickly), or an expensive fluffy boutique breeding center (slightly improved stats, expensive)

wat do?
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>>692645011
shelter
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>>692645011
cook some spaghetti and put out some live capture fluffy traps
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>>692645011
buy 2 shelter
1 mare
1 male
best colors possible
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>>692645106
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: empty
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

you take a short ride to the Happy Wallgreens fluffy shelter.
the burly, fat SJW cashier welcomes you. "Hello shitlo.. I mean sir, how can I serve you today?"

>your options are buying a standard fluffy for 15 FD, a pillowfluff for 5 FD, or a snakefood tier low stat fluffy for 2 FD.

wat do?
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>>692645373
2 standard
one mare
one male
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anyone have that fluffy comic with the templar knight? wanna post it pls ?
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>>692645373
pillowfluff mare, just need for breeding purposes
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>>692645373
Snake food tier
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>>692620032
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>>692645436
>cash: 100 FD
>pen: 1 stallion, 1 mare
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

you acquire a yellow earth mare with a red mane, and a blue earth monochrome stallion. both seem to be healthy and delighted to see you.

''new daddeh? fwuffies wuv new daddeh. gif huggies and sketties pwease?"
you load them both to two plastic slings and cart them into the car, bearing through the ''scawy!! vroom munsta nu num fwuffy pwease'' all the way home. Once released in your safe room, both calm almost immediately.
"wuv housie!!" "giv nummies pwease?"

EARTH MARE
AGE 4 weeks
STR 2
END 1
DEX 1
INT 1

Happiness 45
Persona 30
Health 50
Unique traits none

EARTH STALLION
AGE 5 weeks
STR 2
END 1
DEX 1
INT 1

Happiness 45
Persona 30
Health 50
Unique traits none


Would you like to name your new fluffies?
First response decides name and course of action.
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>>692616889
Pop culture references are only funny the first time, assuming you've read it during the incident. Stop posting this stupid comic.
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>>692645949
fix: cash 70 FD
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>>692645949

mate them
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>>692645949
Mare is Lily, Stallion is Roland
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>>692645949
breed them
name
mare- sprinkles
stallion- blek
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>>692646069
>>692646135
>cash: 70 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 10D kibble, 1D pasta

the fluffies already seem to have taken a liking to each other. "alright Lily and Roland, you may have speshul huggies"
"yay daddah, Wiwy wuv new name and wuv Wowan''

"daddah, Wowan hungwy .. wan speshul huggies but tummy huwties .. no no stick no feel pwetty .."

Non- smarty fluffies require Happiness of at least 50 to mate consensually. Wat do?
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>>692646564
give them sketties
6 blocks
and a teddy bear
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>>692646530
what a good fun
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>>692646725
russians, amirite?
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>>692646564
pirate fluff tv shit to play on a loop. Specifically stuff about babbies.
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>>692646642
>cash: 70 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 9D kibble, 0D pasta

you give the fluffies some canned spaghetti, sadly though you only had enough spagehtti to feed one of them and so Roland had to settle for kibble. Both seem to be happy and full though Lily obviously is more cheerful.

''yay, wuv sketties!! daddeh is bestest daddeh in aww wowd!!"
You also have no fluffy toys in the house and would have to spend FD to buy them later.

>stats changed

Roland
Happiness 55
Persona 35
Health 55

Lily
Happiness 70
Persona 25
Health 60

wat do?
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>>692647141

Make them fuck, then make ball out of crumpled paper.
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>>692647141
new thread soon
mate them
then get another mare and stallion from the shelter
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>>692635434
Fuck you
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>>692644867
But his English am many good?
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>>692636849
God dammit not again
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>>692620032
that's some mighty fine hugbox ya got there
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What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>692646642
I was hoping someone would incorporate the dead fleshlight fluffy in some spaghetti
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>>692647862
Kekd hard
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>>692648070
Nothing.
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>>692635434
Fight cancer with cancer
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OC. First attempt at drawing fluffies, c&c appreciated. Go easy on me pls. If anyone likes it I have more.
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>cash: 70 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily, pregnant)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 9D kibble, 0D pasta

You give the fluffies some alone time, though the livingroom door can't quite muffle the ENF ENF and GUD FEELS sounds coming from within. After about 20 minutes you come back and see fluffies laying in a huugy position mumbling ''wuv speshul fwiend''. The brown pile of fluffy shit that they spawned in your absense may as well be a third fluff, and it just dawned on you that you own two young adult fluffies but no litterbox.

>stats changed

Roland
Happiness 65
Persona 35
Health 55

Lily
Happiness 80
Persona 25
Health 55
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>>692647141
Hurry the fuck up
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>>692648362
good job, but id make it a more gradual torture. If all that happened at one time, it would most likely die of shock.
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>>692629775
if he wants to go let him go. i loved his work but any artist that leaves will be replaced within a month.

artist help the fandom, but too many think they ARE the fandom
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>>692648469
buy a litterbox
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>>692648469
Tell them they don't have to use a litter box as long as they do something productive with all the shit
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>>692648469
Buy litter box and some toys. Get a smarty to cuck Roland.
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>>692628714
Premium edge.

None of this I'm a normal person who laughs shit.

You're a faggot. U hope you get beaten up nerd.
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>>692639410
fucking lol
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>>692626327
Go to the doctor if your cancer buddy then come back and enjoy fluffies
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>>692648553
Thanks, atm I'm just trying to get them to look right , rather than focusing on story
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>>692626250
Its part of their biogenetic programming. To simulate a human/animal to procreate and keep your genes going. Cept fluffies are retarded so it's institutions help add to their demanding selfishness
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>>692648620
DAY 2
>cash: 70 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily, pregnant)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 9D kibble, 0D pasta

A new day dawns on your new fluffy breeding career. The fluffies, still napping in their empty safe room, are blissfully unaware of their daddy's absense.

"WELCOME TO FLUFFMART", the automated greeter chirps at the entrance. "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACQUIRE TODAY?"

>LITTERBOX 15 FD
>ROBO LITTERPAL 20FD
>CUBES (bonus happiness) 5 FD
>RABBIT PLUSH (bonus happiness) 10 FD
>MAGIC XYLOPHONE 15 FD
>SPESHUL DEAL TOYS (cubes + plush + xylophone) 22 FD
>AUDIO FLUFFPEDIA 120 FD
> DELUXE SORRY STICK (bonus persona) 100 FD
>10D FLUFFTAMINS (bonus health) 25 FD
>1D DELISH™ SKETTI 3FD
>5D HAPPYNIGGY KIBBLE 3FD

wat do?
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>>692649716
buy a litterbox
magic xylophone
kibble
some toys
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>>692630025
Are you stupid? It's been explained dsevwral times you dense shit. It's part of their programming. It's the natur urge to procreate evertiling thing is programme with it. It's not vwing aware of your programming it's just instincts and urges you stupid fucking moron
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>>692649716
>No fuck box
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>>692631556
Why does it sound weird you asshole. It's natural to feel the need to have babies. It's called life you psudeo smart shithead
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>>692649996
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>>692649849
>cash: 30 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily, pregnant)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 14D kibble, 0D pasta
>special gear: litterbox, cubes, plush, xylophone

the fluffies seem to have awakened right as your enter the door.
''gif nummies pwease daddeh? fwuffies hungwy and bowed''
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>>692632073
Wow you suck. Go away you fucking g dip
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>>692650000
checked
sad fluffy for you
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>>692650000
QUADS.
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>>692650079
Feed them the dead fluffy from earlier
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>>692632920
Do u have to be a giant faggot? Can't you just enjoy the fluffies
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>>692650241
Minced, of course
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>>692650241
>cash: 30 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily, pregnant)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 14D kibble, 0D pasta
>special gear: litterbox, cubes, plush, xylophone

''bleehhh .. daddeh, nummies nu tawste pwetty ..''
"daddeh, wiwy will soon mammah, gif skettis so tummeh babbehs gwow big and stwong!"

your fluffies will not need to be fed the rest of the day, but the icky cooked feral fluffmeat harms their health.

>stats changed
Roland
Happiness 55
Persona 35
Health 50

Lily
Happiness 70
Persona 20
Health 50
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>>692635434
Dang
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>>692650574
go out and buy 2 more fluffies
1 mare
1 stallion
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>mfw i look outside and realize i will never see a fluffy herd rummaging through my garden

now im sad
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>>692650231
so skitties is spaghetties?
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>>692650961
We should all get into genetic engineering and team up to create reallife fluffies for the lulz
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>>692651124
yup
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>>692635434
>>692650818
DAY 3
>cash: 30 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily, pregnant)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 14D kibble, 0D pasta
>special gear: litterbox, cubes, plush, xylophone
though your funds are low, you decide you head out and buy more fluffies. As before, however, you must decide where. Before you head out, it seems that although Roland is toilet trained, Lily doesn't use the litterbox and continues shitting on the carpet!
.
(buying fluffies isn't recomennded before your mare has foals that can be sold for profit, but the choice is your own. you may fast forward up to one week at a time, and your fluffy's stats will change automatically depending on available toys and food)
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What is the appeal of these things? Not hating. Just wondering why theres so much content of them
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>>692651299
Get the fucking fluffies
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>>692651299
teach her to use the litterbox
use pain if needed
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>>692636849
dang again
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>>692651299
Snap Lily's back legs for shitting on floor
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soon to 404
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>>692620893
or there was the time he sneezed while flossing
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>>692635434
Fuck you.
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>>692651299
pimp fluffies out for more money
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>>692651299
Are you playing a game or what exactly is this?
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>>692651446
>cash: 30 FD
>pen: 1 stallion(Roland), 1 mare(Lily, pregnant)
>rooms unlocked: safe room, living room
>supplies: 14D kibble, 0D pasta
>special gear: litterbox, cubes, plush, xylophone

as before, your options are trying to catch a feral (low stats, may fail), buying a cheap fluffy at a farm or shelter (low stats, may become smarty quickly), or an expensive fluffy boutique breeding center (slightly improved stats, expensive)

wat do?
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