ITT we poorly describe video games in green text for others to try and guess. I'll go first with an easy one.
>big ass monsters
>have a dumb horse
>sword shows you the path
>article if clothing
>balls
>acid trip sim
minecraft
>>692604974
Sorry.
>big ass statues of monsters
>come to land with nothing
>raise army
>conquer
>>692605302
Civ series?
>>692605438
nah, good guess though
>>692605302
Mout and blade
>>692604731
Shadow of the colossus, ez pz
>sea creature children
>goo everywhere
>super soakers
>>692606108
bingo
>zombies
>shitty brits
>boom boom pow
>Drink
>Find girl
>fucking birds
>hijinks ensue
>>692606210
ZombieU?
>>692606131
splatoon?
>>692606365
You are win.
>>692606131
Super Mario Sunshine
>generic bad guy
>lots of humor
>gotta save the world
>>692606349
nope
>shot in head
>get involved in war between two factions
>>692606532
Fallout NV?
>Fantasy world.
>Giant rat teabags everyone.
>>692606474
This could be so many games, but LoZ series?
>>692606590
yep
>>692606532
Fallout vegas
>>692606623
nope, try again
>incest
>pew pew pew
>big bear in the big grey ship
>>692606257
Bioshock Infitnite
>>692606614
literally any rpg
>>692604731
>chicken man
>Phone rings
>kill
>Loli
>Drill
>Get back the stolen gem
>mercenary in Afghanistan
>find out you're not really you
>you're just a decoy
>unfinished
Sonic Heroes
>rolls
>vape king skeletor
>rage
>>692606902
Spec OPs the line?
Six Days In Fallujah
>>692606862
Hotline Miami
>>692606975
nah
>>692607021
You like hurting people. Don't you?
>be weird child outcast
>talk to trees
>"helper" is annoying af
>be nice to chiggans or die
>start as nothing
>gain army
>get fucked by coastal raiders
>>692607084
legend of zelda
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
>>692607084
LoZ
>>692607131
Mount and Blade
>Frustration
>Frustration
>Frustration
>Kill some bosses 'n' shit
>>692606745
Star wars
>chosen one
>big dragon
>secretly crazy evil king
>random monsters
Nobody ever gets this
>>692607243
Dank Souls
Dark Souls(any of them)
>you can shoot electricity
>everyone hates you
>>692607284
Yep
Infamous
>>692606862
FNAF
Shit game btw
>>692607199
u right
>>692607345
Infamous 2
>>692607345
Infamous
>>692607273
Fuckin' Pokemon?
>>692607446
No lol
>>692607386
>>692607435
Correct
>>692607412
lol nah fam. I'm not about that.
>>692606210
minecraft
>>692607273
Dragon quest?
>farmer
>can't grow weed
>so fucked
>>692607576
Stardew valley
>be monster
>hunt monster
>>692607548
nah
>>692607618
wrong
>dat boi
>go fast
>do some flips
>>692607576
minecraft
>>692607559
Nope
>>692607622
donald trump explosive wars 2k16
>space flight
>trial and error
>lols ensue
>>692607273
minecraft
>>692607720
wrong
>>692607688
Battletoads
>this little shit takes a dump on your vacation
>takes your woman
>lawfags make you clean his shit up or get fucked in prison
>crossdressing
>mommy issues
>bear wearing a marshmallow
>>692604731
Skyward Sword? Whatever faggot zelda where he used his sword like a divining rod?
>green dude
>aliens
>god's own anti sonovabitch machine.
>>692607786
GTA San Andreas
ape on top now
>>692606785
fair play, gg
>>692607759
Kerbal
>>692607738
no lol
>>692607837
nope
>>692607776
fuck you
>>692607829
mine craft?
>>692607781
gnope
>>692607876
yep
>plane crash
>gene modification
>hunt creepy little girls
>>692607622
Evolve
>>692607829
Halo 2
>>692607931
fuk u 2 sxy bb
>>692607931
Nope.
>>692608004
correct
>Watch some guy get killed
>Kill shit
>A dragon? Why not?
>Fucked up girls
>get it in
>ptsd
>>692607975
Bioshock
>>692608059
skyrim
>>692608011
Close enough. It was halo ce.
>Be protagonist
>Have some rocks that may or may not just be cystal meth
>enter puddle of watet
>puddle of water steals cystal meth
>ohshitneedmyhardrocksback.jaypig
>some weird ass old guy is also after crystal meth
>gotta grab my friends and go beat puddle of water
>>692607975
Bioshock. Too well described
>>692608059
Propane Accessories 2k16
>>692608059
Skyrim.
>>692608107
Nah mang. Try again
>wander around woods
>bust some dumb kids
>find a bunker
>>692608085
Katawa Shoujo
Start with shit castle
Get awesome castle
2 black dudes who's story is NEVER fucking explained
108
>>692606932
Mgsv phantom pain
>>692607975
minecraft?
>>692608126
Sonic adventure
>>692608192
yep
>>692607781
Kek
>>692605302
Any 2D "expand your empire" game, on the phone
>>692608218
Did you mean>>692606902
>>692607786
>here's a hint: it was posted earlier in this thread
>>692606902
MGSV:TPP
>>692606902
Metal Gear Solid V?
>>692606210
Killing Floor
>be "daddy"
>kill people to get daughter back from her mom
>>692608247
Good work detective anon
>>692608371
my cousin greg
>>692608161
Nope
>>692608371
Super Mario Sunshine
>Flying Cars
>Huge balls
>fun times
>>692608486
nope
Got? XD
>North Korea and Cuba have a baby
>grapple time
>kill dictator
>>692608453
Finally
>>692608247
Good work, detective anon.
>must verify some words
>SELECT ALL PICTURES OF CANDY
>gains new ability
>>692608518
bingo
>>692608555
Just cause
>>692608543
Lmao
>>692608555
Just cause
>>692607576
Farming sim
easy one
>Kill monster
>Wear it
>Be mad scientist
>Turn into animals
>platform puzzle
>>692608059
Dragon age 2?
>>692608656
you sly motherfucker
>girlfriend goes missing
>evil organization is up to no good
>make a lot of friends
>>692607688
Sonic
>>692608762
Viewtiful Joe
>mine
>craft
>build
And it's not what you're thinking, let's see if you can figure it out
>>692608840
Nope.
>>692604731
>Be a teen
>Transfer to new school
>Everyone has cool powers
>Yours is the coolest
>Death lived inside of you up until now
>You have to sacrifice yourself or the whole world dies
>>692608850
ARC: Survival evolved?
>>692608850
Terraria, Starbound, My 2yr old retarded cousin, a literal miner
>dictator
>build Cuban islands
>>692606934
dark souls 3
>>692608918
Nope
>your girl too lazy af to go treasure huntin
>go do it for her
>woman gits stolen and probably raped by a computer, and later a demon
>you go around n do shit to git girl back, oh yeah, and save the world or some shit
>>692608850
Rust
>fight as a literal team of bros
>genetically cloned bros
>fight for various psychics with swords
>>692608986
Minecraft!
>>692608959
Tropico
>>692608706
Nope, but it is an RPG
>Aliens with issues
>calibrations
>colorful 'splosions
>>692608966
yep
>>>692608768
Nope!
>>692609046
yes!
>>692609055
Witcher 3?
>>692609062
Stellaris?
>>692608998
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
>>692608527
Rocket League
>>692608850
Space Engineers
>>692609062
Mass Effect. 2 specifically, Calibrations gave it away.
>>692608950
None of those, and a literal miner does not craft out build.
Also you aren't exactly a miner in this game, though you can indirectly mine.
>>692609134
Nah
>>692609197
Bingo
>treasure hunter
>find lost cities
>no reward
>>692608850
Factorio
>>692608850
Dead Space.
>>692609140
Yeppers
>dysentery
>be a toad
>engage in battles
>>692609001
I've heard of it but don't know what it is, the only "Rust" I know is the map called rust in mw2 multiplayer
>>692609309
The Oregon trail
>>692609324
battle toads
>>692609206
Banished?
>>692609333
1v1 me scrub
>>692609003
mass effect?
>>692609296
Getting closer
>>692609467
nope
>>692609309
Oregan Trail
>>692609173
BINGO
>>692604731
>be alien
>fuck shit up
>boss wants me to take over the world, but i don't give a single fuck
>decrepit one
roll
TRY 2
>Mad Scientist
>Turn into animals
>Platform and puzzles.
>>692609295
Nope, and someone already guessed it, it's Space Engineers
>CONGRADULATIONS ANON, YOU JUST WON A FREE MANSION
>>692609558
Destroy all humans
>>692609558
Destroy all humans?
>a black jew lady harasses you with terrible sexulal innuendo over the radio
>until finally
>ONE IN THE PIPE
>>692609689
Luigi's Mansion.
>be a sack
>jump around
>operate machines made of cardboard
>collect bubbles
>save world from an evil lightbulb man
>>692604731
Confused teen in 1950's setting
Commits random acts of mischief in small town
Residents are strange and crazy
>>692609558
Destroy All Humans?
>>692608334
This
>fail to fall in to line and you lose
>fit in and you dissappear
>>692609780
little big planet
>>692609782
Bully?
>>692609555
Love that game.
>>692609837
Yeah.
>>692604731
Shadow of the colossus!
>>692609645
DK country?
>>692609820
Stanley Para-whatever.
>>692608464
Bioshock was already done
>MOoOoOOoO mooOooO MooO
>2 girls, one being some up tight bitch and the other is a sex demon
>nightmares and shit
thats it
>>692609973
Nope.
>>692609820
We happy few?
>be a man
>am now underwater
>oh wait im a robot
>oh shits getting spooky
>>692609702
>>692609786
>>692609711
Correct, friends.
>>692610095
Catherine. Or Katherine.
>>692610068
not 2 though
>Bird
>Rage quit.
>>692609645
I'm thinking one of the original sonic games, but I'm forgetting titles.
>>692609558
DAH
Fucking love that game, so many hours on it as a kid. Game would have me crying laughing.
>>692607273
Skyrim?
>>692610210
Flappy bird
>manipulated by slavic hobo
>Stereotypes for days
>>692604731
>island janitor
>sentient super soaker
>>692610220
Nope, not sonic.
>move to a new place
>hammer
>disintegrate
>explosions
>>692609878
Good guess but, nope.
Hint, game is point and click.
>>692606474
Deadpool?
>birdman
>180
>grinds
>>692604731
The story of Psychonauts is set in fictional Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp, a remote US government training facility under the guise of a children's summer camp. The area was hit centuries ago by a meteor made of psitanium (a fictional element that can grant psychic powers or strengthen existing powers), creating a huge crater. The psitanium affected the local wildlife, giving them limited psychic powers, such as bears with the ability to attack with telekinetic claws and cougars with pyrokinesis. The Native Americans of the area called psitanium "whispering rock", which they used to build arrowheads. When settlers began inhabiting the region, the psychoactive properties of the meteor slowly drove them insane. An asylum was built to house the afflicted, but within fifteen years, the asylum had more residents than the town did. The government relocated the remaining inhabitants and flooded the crater to prevent further settlement, creating what is now Lake Oblongata. The asylum still stands, but has fallen into disrepair.
The government took advantage of the psitanium deposit to set up a training camp for Psychonauts, a group of agents gifted with psychic abilities used to help defeat evil-doers. The training ground is disguised as a summer camp for young children, but in reality helps the children to hone their abilities and to train them to be Psychonauts themselves. Due to this, only those recruited by the Psychonauts are allowed into the camp.
>>692604731
>clay, clay, and more clay
>infuriating puzzles
>one is literally 10 mins of just walking
>Hit white square
>enemy hits it back
>hit white square
>enemy misses
>you win
>>692610268
souper merio twins sunshines
>Red
>blue
>teabagging
>>692610403
Group photo of Whispering Rock camp alumni and Ford Cruller
The protagonist and playable character of the game is Razputin "Raz" Aquato, the son of a family of circus performers, who runs away from the circus to become a Psychonaut, despite his father's wishes. His family is cursed to die in water, and a large hand attempts to submerge Raz whenever he approaches any significantly deep water. When at camp, Raz meets four of the Psychonauts that run the camp: the cool and calculating Sasha Nein (voice actor Stephen Stanton), the fun-loving Milla Vodello, the regimental Agent/Coach Morceau Oleander, and the aged, Mark Twainesque Ford Cruller, said by Raz to have been the greatest leader the Psychonauts ever had, until a past psychic duel shattered Ford's psyche and left him with numerous quirky personalities and no memory of his real self (which explains why he is seen throughout the camp as a cook, ranger, admiral, etc.). Only when he is near the large concentration of Psitanium does his psyche come together enough to form his real personality. During his time at camp, Raz meets several of the other gifted children including Lili Zanotto, the daughter of the Grand Head of the Psychonauts, with whom he falls in love; and Dogen Boole, a boy who goes around with a tin foil hat to prevent his abilities from causing anyone's head to explode. Raz also meets ex-residents of the insane asylum including ex-dentist Dr. Loboto, as well as Boyd Cooper, a former milkman that holds a number of government conspiracy theories, Fred Bonaparte, an asylum inmate with dissociative identity disorder, also known as a split personality, and Linda, the gigantic lung fish that protects the asylum from campgoers.
>two big ass swords
>good and evil obviously
>battled throughout history
>3D fighter
>ridiculous pre-match commentary
>"Just kidding!"
I made this too easy
>>692606474
Dude that's too vague. But borderlands series.
>>692607273
Dragons Dogma?
>cabin
>psycho friend
>haunted mountain
>>692606641
TWO factions?! I know that could be said, but others were involved... If you say two MAJOR factions, the statement is correct
>Be grill
>wander through musem
>try to survive
>>692610403
idk Battletoads?
>>692610364
Any Tony Hawk game, but I'm gonna say Underground 2.
>>692610273
Super Mario Sunshine, faggot
>>692610364
Thps
>daughter is dying
>crossdressing on a motorcycle in the meantime
>bees?
>>692610450
Pong
>>692610476
Raz, having fled from the circus, tries to sneak into Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp, but is caught by the Psychonauts agents. Though they contact his parents so that they may recover Raz, they allow Raz to stay at camp, though they do not allow him to participate in the camp activities. However, they recognize that Raz has strong psychic abilities. After Coach Oleander allows Raz to participate in "Basic Braining," Sasha, impressed by his performance, invites Raz to test how strong his abilities are. While exploring his own mind, Raz comes across a vision of Dr. Loboto attempting to pull Dogen's brain from his head, claiming that it is a "bad tooth". Raz is unable to overcome a mental barrier to see more. When Raz returns to the real world, he finds that Dogen's brain has gone missing; the Agents pass it off as part of Dogen's personality. With Milla's training, Raz is able to overcome the mental barrier in his mind to learn that Dr. Loboto is working with Coach Oleander to extract the brains of the children and put them in psychic death tanks. Raz learns that Sasha and Milla have been lured away from camp on "official business", Coach Oleander has disappeared, and Lili has been chosen as the next victim, taken to the insane asylum for the process. Raz consults with Ford, who is unable to leave the camp but gives Raz a piece of bacon which he can use to contact Ford at any time. Ford instructs Raz to find a way to the asylum, fearing the safety of the other children and his fellow psychonauts.
>>692610450
pong.
>>692610614
Dead rising 2?
>>692610490
Soul Calibur?
>>692610658
Raz frees the mutated lungfish Linda from Oleander's control, and is able to safety cross the lake. At the asylum, Raz helps three of the inmates to overcome their mental issues, and in turn, they help him to climb to Dr. Loboto's lab at the top of the asylum. There, Raz finds Lili, Sasha and Milla as Loboto's prisoners under Oleander's watchful eye; Raz is able to defeat Dr. Loboto to free them, and Sasha and Milla engage in a psychic battle with Oleander. During the fight, the asylum is burned down, rendering Sasha and Milla unconscious. Oleander uses the opportunity to place his mind in one of the death tanks and turns on Raz. Raz defeats the tank, but as a last resort, Oleander rigged the tank to release a cloud of super-strength sneezing powder. Raz sneezes his brain out, and with little choice, Raz puts his brain into the tank, where his psyche is fused with that of Oleander's.
In their combined mental world, Raz's childhood fears of his father and the circus are mixed with those of "Little Oly", Oleander's younger self, who was frighted of his father's butcher shop. Raz helps Oly to face his fears, eventually fighting against a fusion of their two fathers. Suddenly, an image of Raz's father appears, explaining that he is actually a powerful psychic himself, and had only dissuaded Raz from joining the camp to protect him, rather than discourage. Raz's father lends his help to defeat Oly's fears, allowing Raz's and Oly's brains to unfuse. Raz wakes up back at camp as Sasha and Milla help to restore the brains to the rest of the children, and is surprised to find his father there as well. The Psychonauts commend Raz for his outstanding work, and with his father's allowance, they name him as a fellow Psychonaut. Raz prepares to leave camp with his father, but word arrives that the Grand Head of the Psychonauts — Lili's father, Truman Zanotto — has been kidnapped. Raz, Lili, and the Psychonauts fly off to rescue him.
>eat pork bun
>good wedding
>bad wedding
>don't eat the soup
>>692610530
yeah true, technically YOU can be a faction. Pff what happened to the new fallout -_-
>>692610658
Modern Warfare 2?
>>692610553
Not even close.
>>692604731
>pieces fall from the sky
>make lines
>get a highscore
>groundhog day
>but with teenage girls
>>692610674
Yeah my nigga
>>692610763
TETRIIS
>shitty voice acting
>has a dragon
>>692610673
You got it.
>>692610069
Thats diablo.
>steal money
>lose money
>treasure hunt
>bros
>bitches
>kiddo
>aliens
>play as evil
>fucking wierd
>game dropped from existence
>>692610700
that one episode of Seinfeld
>>692610525
Until Dawn
>>692610468
Halo 3 online for xbox 360
>>692610782
Life is Strange kek
>>692608850
Arma 3
Checkmate fucker
>>692610895
Yes
>>692610782
Life is Hipsters.
>>692610884
Destroy all humans?
>>692610863
Jew Simulator 2016
>>692610782
Life is Strange my nigga
>>692610899
CHECKED
And Yup, any halo would work though.
>>692610901
Not anon you responded to but kek good answer
>kill lots of demons
>the story doesn't matter
>collect colored keycards
>double-barrel shotgun, chainsaw, minigun
>>692607273
Dragons dogma.
Also king isn't evil just fucked up since he gave up his true love so the dragon wouldn't fuck shit up cus he's too much a bitch to fight it.
>>692610899
>for xbox 360
no shit dude
>>692610960
Oh shit throwback and great game
>>692611028
DMC?
>>692611028
Doom
>>692611028
Doom of course
>army vs army
>a lot of weak bitches that you can upgrade
>queen is a strong independent bitch that can do more than everyone
>kill everything
>mutations
>kill cops that come after you
>sit on a chair
>win
>eastmost peninsula is the secret
>go to the next room
>show this to the old woman
>>692610960
Winrar
>>692611028
D00M
>>692611170
Fucking chess?
>>692609645
silicon valley?
>>692610823
Yes
>>692610621
>>692610659
You two must be top tier fucking detectives
>>692610154
lol.. really? noone can guess what this is? play more horror games fags.
>Rebel army fighting larger country
>Verbose phrases when using magic attacks
>Terrible shop interface
People won't get this
>>692611228
Nope.
>>692611271
Soma. Too easy.
>>692611271
Soma
>>692607084
Ocarina of Time
>>692606114
2 ez
Eat everything in sight.
Except spiky things.
>enter old man's dreams
>help him die
>>692611218
fuck
>>692611177
Prototype?
>>692611177
Prototype?
>>692611378
Agar.io
>>692611265
I've been known to detect.
>>692611416
Nope, but good guess.
Hint
>indie game
>>692611378
Kirby
>>692610154
bioshock
>foreign
>friends with a narcassist and a pussy
>get your shit fucked in the sequel
>>692607786
Mario Sunshine
>>692611354
>>692611357
finally. fuck
>>692611466
>indie
come on man
checked tho
Heres a tough one about the best game series in the world
>go-karts
>bunch of powerups
>bunch of raceways
>Cast of serie's characters
>>692611177
game of thrones?
>>692611275
Dynasty Warriors
>>692611477
Nope
>>692607273
Dark souls?
>heart attack
>disability school
>burnt waifu is best waifu
>>692611451
Yeppers
>>692611361
Perfect
>>692611599
Plumber cars
>>692611599
Crash Team Racing for the Playstation!
>>692611599
crash team racing
ez
>>692610700
So is nobody going to get this?
>>692611581
Sorry man, I've given you nearly everything there is.
>>692611605
Nope.
>over 10 years and still think the next expac will be good
>>692611615
Nope
>>692611641
Can't be Katawa Shoujo because blind girl is best girl
>>692611641
Katawa shoujo, it was arrhythmia you pleb
>third entry is really the only one that matters
>gore and sex
>innovative combat
>massive amount of content
>great expansions
>fire, force push, slowdown, shield, calm
>go to space
>blow up asteroid
>weird alien thingy carries you and your crew to another planet
>find blue spirit-like shit around
>wtf
>one of your crew dies
>try to escape planet
>minigames
>fun with friends
>only 5 out of 45 are really fun
no one will guess this :~)
>>692611599
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>>692611673
No
>>692611701
>>692611682
Gr8 game but no
>>692607273
One of the games in the gothic series?
>wake up in pile of bodies
>kill red Mage that looks like mega mind
>no fate
>>692611075
Could have been xbone faggot.
>>692611746
hell no nigguh
>>692611752
would have been TOO obvious if I said that
>>692611835
Nope
>>692611829
Mario Party?
>>692611841
The fuck, is it the sonic one then you fag
>>692609645
Shit what was this I had it on ps2 your that weird scientist
>>692611896
is halo 3 even backward compat?
>>692611943
negative
>>692611963
N o p e
>>692611718
You guys aren't gonna get it.
Nuclear Throne.
>roll small things around you into a ball
>start rolling bigger things
>collect planets
Still NO ONE HAS MINE?
I thought it'd be ez...
>Mad Scientist
>become animals
>Platform
> made in 2002
>>692612047
Katamari nigga
>>692612047
Katamari.
>>692612047
NAAANANANANANNANA KATAMARI DAMACY
>>692612067
Dr. Muto
>>692611599
easiest one in the thread
>>692612067
I can't think of the name it's Dr. Something
>>692612047
Katamari or whatever it's called?
>>692612034
I can garuntee you guys will not get it
>>692612067
Dr muto
Happy now?
>>692612158
BINGO!!!!! FINALLY.
>>692611829
Crash bash?
>guns
>everything is fucking bullets
>hard as shit
>wear suit
>everybody's a criminal
>wizardry
>>692612164
FUCK YOU ACTUALLY GOT IT
props to you nigga
>>692612208
Ye, you didn't get it first though. BUT good work!
>>692612221
negative
>>692612226
Enter the gungeon?
>>692608678
any kirby game
>>692612254
Please fucking kill yourself
>electronic old men
>within six months
>old men are the future
>Win contest
>Contest was rigged
>My main man got fucked up
>Its up to me to save him with my new appliances
Pretty easy
>>692611502
oh, jesus anon
>>692612330
Luigi's mansion?
>>692612226
Winrar
>>692612316
Nope
>can't play worth shit yet they still book you
>full stadiums for a cover band
>half demon
>Blue you fucks you up
>You try to fuck him up
>infinite ammo