Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.
What kinda cake?
What's up Birb?
Almost finished, kinda.
A young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
Ok then how about cs:go
Im not leaving for a little while longer but playing cs at the moment so i moght not eespond right away
Never a dull moment here
The red heads? Natrual ones are really hard to find. Defiantly one of the best girls in ZA WARUDO. But I love me some brunettes. Would be nice to find a non snobby one that's similar to me in man ways
Chocolate, with chocolate icing.
It's pretty good.
And not the other color so police think
What's your rank?
>Kawaii Baka Desu Waifu Faggots
Make me want to.
They have the authority to kill a minority
We always party hardy in here
Not really. I tend to stick to rogue-like single player games, sorry man.
>Also didn't roll for Maki
Do it, pussy.
Fuck that shit, cause I aint the one.
So are you still going to deny me?
Dark brown, can be mistaken for black if I don't wash it for a week.
For a punk mothafucka with a badge and a gun
>Weaboo calling someone a pussy. Oxymoronic?
I've never actually participated in these threads aside from posting my birb. Please elaborate.
I'm thinking of a different Birb.
Thanks friendo! I'll raise a glass to you this upcoming 4th!
Silver 4 because i cant get below silver 3
>I try so hard and got so far
Maybe I'm a figment of your imagination. :^)
Kek, it's not really secret. Just exchanged steams is all.
Yep, I love em. You're right about that and being here doesn't help. Kek, you have great taste if you think so. They can be the snobbish kind sadly, something about them screams power and control. One day man, one day.
How's the train ride?
Excited? That word doesn't even describe dude. Next year hopefully! Yeah. That train that starts rolling and just doesn't stop dude.
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
I wouldn't think so.
an Oxymoron is a statement that contradicts itself.
A weeaboo calling someone a pussy isn't an Oxymoron.
A good example of an Oxymoron would be:
"I fucking hate niggers but I'd marry Beyonce in a heartbeat."
That's not that bad.
I'm gold nova one at the moment, but I should probably be an MG.
My friends are at that rank and I can hold my own pretty well in there.
I'm not the same birb everyone thinks i am. I'm not on any trains
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
I shall not be silenced!
Are you Paz? :^)
I actually have a pic of him~
Truth is I just can't think of a waifu...
I was gn3 before i started deranking
Dont enjoy the game enought to really try anymore
Damn i really want a pizza but nowhere is open
Fuckin' with me cause I'm a teenager
Took me a while to find mine, too.
If you want to be in the thread, just make one up.
Doesn't really matter.
Make a pizza.
I used to be DMG.
I usually don't try at all unless my rank and/or pride is on the line. Tryharding takes the fun out of it.
We gonna go big one day. Already end up on youtube. if you haven't seen the vid, Skip to 6:04
Didn't try at all today. Can't hold that on me
I can't have a snob girl. Makes me want to punch them.
>rolling eyes when they dislike what I say
>that lip tsk sound
>saying "like" I'm just about everything
Fuck no my dude. Didn't even try today. So you can't taunt me :p
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
grand theft waifu. god please grant me trips.
Well this is less likely than guyver but why not try.
Close, but no you dirty jew.
Goodnight my nigga.
Let me show you how it's done.
I might make a frozen pizza
I was on the road to silver 1 but after losing 10 games bottom fragging and ranking up on 1 win i gave up and now im just killing bitches
Sometimes ill try if im playing with friends
My mistake then. So what's your favorite Love Live song?
Alright just because I really like that picture I'll let is slide.
No, I'm Psycho Mantis. None of this is real :^)
Oh really now?
I feel ya man. It's a experience that you shouldn't have to put up with if you're going to be with someone. Kek, I wasn't referring to that but you're right. Have a nice night man.
I've seen that. Fucking Genji lol
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Your waifu is disgusting western CRAP!
The universe was created this morning. Prove me wrong :^)
Yeah. That's usually about the only time I truly try.
>Score is 14-12
>Whole team fucking dies
We still lost.
Searching my car, looking for the product
Either Angelic Angel, Sunny Day Song, or Mogyutto "love" de Sekkin Chuu, or Wonderzone. I dont really have a favorite but i like those a lot
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
Thats usually how it goes
So I just got invaded. Got him to half health then he jumped off a cliff. I kekd.
You'd rather see, me in a pen
We should play
Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
there is so much homura waifu trash on pixiv that it's unfucking believable.
Go fists only pussy.
It's way too late for me to play now, I've got work tomorrow(today?) in 7 hours.
Beat a police out of shape
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
You cheeky looking cutie.
The mailman delivered your mail yesterday :^)
Huh, wouldn't of thought that. Interesting. Have a nice night.
Those are all nice choices. Kinda hard to pinpoint favorites honestly, each one is so unique in their own way.
Fuck you, I do what I want.
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
goodnight 89 cent
why you want heresy?
I just woke up.
Thats about it.
Because she maybe discount but better than you :^)
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
Nice, how'd your sleep go? Any plans for today?
Well, I don't really sleep that much anymore. So I'm just relaxing right now. Was talking to some confusing fag on Steam but he's an entitled bitch so I stopped for a bit.
Just playing some FTL. Eat yet?
Ain't nobody heresy round here. Amatsu and me are pals outside of thread my nigga.
what is this freak
oh shit :^)
You speak facts my friend
Could be bettet. My cat was waking me up the whole time.
Not realy, might just game and maybe mow my lawn.
Kek, what did he do?
No, i still need to get up. Im phoneposting because im lazy.
Kek, what kinda cat do you have? And sorry they kept ya up, probably just wanted to hang out with ya.
Kek, what games you gonna play.
I mowed my lawn a few weeks ago. Could use another go.
He's just got an ego about him. Cute fella, but Christ all mighty is he self-entitled.
>Using 4chan on a phone
Just as ballsy as ever. And shit, I forgot it's Saturday. I'm in a good mood now.
You're still awake?
Are you alright?
Phone is flipping the images, sorry.
I acualy dont have overwatch and im not planing on getting it any time soon.
I mostly play MGS:V and Kancolle.
Im using clover app, so its not that bad.
>Phone is flipping the images, sorry.
Nah, I know all about phone's being bitches with images. Shit's annoying, I have no problem with it.
>Not planning on getting it any time soon.
Bless your heart, I'm not the only one who doesn't give a shit about that game.
You cancel out a plus with a negative.
And nice cat, I was tempted to ask for a pic but I "pussed" out. Cat looks sassy, love it.
What're you listening to /waifu/?
Its only the camera pictures for some reason.
I mean, its not that bad, a bit annoying to grind but thats about it.
I even forget about it half the time just to be woken up by a loli ship screaming at me.
Puns, they never stop.
Yeah, might be due to their shape or something to why they flip. Really it's quite annoying.
Ahhh, a grinding game. Shiki compared it to a Facebook game if I remember correctly. I personally think it's dumb.
At this "point", you can't blame me.
Vietnam flashback tank girl
Go to sleep.
Well,yes it is a browser game.
Anyways,i need to go do some stuff.
How the fuck I survived that last match is beyond me, I should have been sunk.
Oh it's you fucks again. I'm just over here still playing the fuck out of Clannad.
I usually only see you claim and that's it, maybe I miss you, but your waifu is cute so please post more :o
I'll claim any cutie
don't worry I'm working on the 5x5 collage, you'll have to like one
Nice friendly fire
Hey, they had more than enough time to adjust their course. They smacked into me, not the other way around.
Then slap them in the face. Shit i haven't played WOWS in like 2 weeks
you faggots are still awake?
>Eating cake in 4am
>Possible work in the morning
Go to sleep Yuno
>Also your PSN is the o e with bleach in it right. I got multi requests that day and don't know which one was yours
>Go to sleep
Were it so easy
Eh, it was a little tap on the rear, nothing worth talking about. I just started playing again after like, a year. Working my way towards Bongo and Kuma right now.
Oh boy 5am. Least i got some chocolate milk.
I'll add you when I get back on then
>laying in bed for an hour already
I had just unlocked the New Mexico. It sucks New York was better.
I have more ac work possibly tomorrow, my dad wants to start it in the morning, hes driniking and jamming music in the garage with his friends... so idk
Cant sleep too excited for anime expo!
Is that the biggest anime con? I wanna go but I got Afest next month
Hope ya have fun Rikka! Doing anything else besides not sleeping?
I dont know if its the biggest, but its the one I look forward too all year round, because its the only one I go to
Thanks I will! Not really I am just trying to stay quiet so I dont wake my friend up haha how about you?
Oh how cute, so soft and warm. Maybe this will help me fall asleep.
Damn, I oughta be thankful I go to two conventions a year
here is a cat for your entertainment. -mavis
Damn forget that teddy bear can I just cuddle you???
TO be honest I think its fine I only have one thogh. If I had more I would just spend more money. BUT I do love seeing the people and cosplayers so maybe just one more would be perfect
Myogi is miles better than Kawachi if only because I have such a large range advantage. I hear that Kongo is really where BBs start to shine though.
Lucky, I don't get to go this year.
Ahh you're right! But yeah I love the cosplayers and just being around other weebs, while Im not sociable, theres a magic feel of being around people with similar likes
>Heavily debating if want to buy haruhi suzumiya cosplay and crossplay
Overwatching. Renge bought it for me today.
Kind of sleepy been up all night. You?
That 20km range is BS
Going to sleep
Hi hi. How's it going?
Hello to you too, Syndra.
Exactly I know when I go today I am not gonna wanna go home but I will have to. Go for it! Last year I did that for Ryuko Matoi it was a ton of fun!
Ohhh shit who is your favorite character???
Oh perfect, I would sleep like a rock holding you