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GF is sleeping! What should I do? Trips decides!
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Tuck her in
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less crappy shoops please OP
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cum on face
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sharpie in pooper
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shove dick in and fuck her
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>>692587717
put a blanket over her and put some pants on
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Lick her pussy
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open curtains so she gets some sun on that ghostly skin
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>>692587717
Cock in ass, with pics
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>>692587840
this
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anal
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Feet or gtfo
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>>692588080
This
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Choke her with your cock, post gif
Take picks of the following and post
Tits, anus, feet, pussy and belly button.
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Dick slap her
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>>692587840
this.
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Destroy her ass
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Make her a bowl of eggs.
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>>692587840
Be a real nigga an do it
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>>692588092
Rollerino
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SLAM THAT COCK IN HER ASS!!
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Get her a decent ass
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Post her age with proof
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Kiss her forhead
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Kiss her forehead tell her you love her and tuck her in
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cum on face w pics
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Let her sleep
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>>692587717
She's five,right? I hope so
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wank in left nostril
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>>692588271
with pics, roll.
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>>692588233
Kek
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Rub some ice cream on your dick, then slap your girlfriend with your dick
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>>692588338
This
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>>692588271

THIS!!!!
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put her outside in the sun so she can tan that fucking pale ass skin
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Stack random objects on her butt
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Draw 9/11 on her ass and post pics.
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dump a bucket of roaches on her
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>>692588338
OH SHIIIIIT THIS OP
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>>692588092
roll with it
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>>692587850
for real how are you guys not seeing this
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Pour a bucket of really cold water over her
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>>692588418
roll
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>>692587717
Rip off her clothes
Grab her hair hard
Be behind her
Squeeze her hair hard
Proceed to Fuck her till you cum
Make sure that she wakes up
Pull her head back
Whisper in her ear
"I am your God now"
Slam her head down and break her fucking nose
Post pic with timestamp
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>>692588318
Cut the panties off....
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>>692588412
Then put ice cream on your gf dick.
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>>692588092
roll
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cut her hands off
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>>692588461
Roll
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>>692588517
Kill yourself
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Write her a love poem
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Let her sleep
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Seriously - open the pic and see the obvious photoshopped dick
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kick that thing that she calls an ass
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PUSH HER OFF THE FUCKING BED THAT CUNT
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Sharpie in pooper
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kiss her cheek oh shit that's risky
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rub her back
kiss her on the head
let her sleep
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Leave her alone..later break up with her
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penetrate her ass no lube and ahout "BERNIE SANDERS" as you do it
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Mouth , cum in her eyes, later use that panties like condom, go to bathroom take paper, clean your nose put in her ass take his hand use like a dildo on your ass, and rape your dog..
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shove cactus in pooper
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>>692587717
turkey slap her until she bruises
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>>692588517
This
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>>692588814
reroll
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>>692587717
put dick away and got make yourself a coffee
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>>692587717
Force her to fuck you and start a thread about it.
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>>692588338

Roll for this
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>>692588812
This
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>>692587717
>no ass
>no hips
>no discernible thigh gap
Am I the only one thinking trap
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>>692588517
normie fgt
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Wake her up and say I love you but pretend to have multiple personality disorder and your dick is your buddy cop and you need to solve crime
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OP, more her pants a little to the side so we can see her pussy and make sure its not just some fag
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>>692588517
Reroll
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show feet
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Cut your dick off, tie a ribbon around it and leave it on the pillow next to her.
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>>692588271
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>>692587717
Chop your pee pee off
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wash your dick
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>>692587717
Leave her alone, and let her sleep??
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>>692588338
Fucking roll
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>>692589059
Get the fuck out of here NEWFAG
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>>692588978
reroll
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1. Make her a delicious breakfast
2. Insert semen into milk
3. ?
4. Profit
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>>692587717
fucc her hard
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>>692587717
it is beyond my realm of thought that there is someone who is such a tremendous faggot that they'd take their time to make a photoshopped pic like this of their gf or anyone else. you had to have stared at that cock for a long time trying to make this shitty photo, you make me sick. just kill yourself
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>692589140
Really nigger?
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die
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asshole
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>>692587717
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>>692588139
This
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>>692588744
Rolling for this, also yell while doing it
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>>692589264
Yes, That is why I have said it
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Roll
Cut off her shorts
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>>692589338
>projecting newfaggotry
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kiss her arm
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>>692587717
Fuck her ass
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Get a nigger to fuck her while you watch
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>>692589428
As always
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Lick her asshole
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>>692589338
Shut up Summerfag
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>>692589478
Kek
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Cut your dick off
Tie a ribbon around it
Leave it on bed
Kill yourself
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>>692588978
THIS
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punch her in the back of the head
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>>692589507
Go to sleep Timmy, it's past your bed time
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>>692588338
This
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>>692589666
Devil's winrar
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>>692589666
Winrar
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force your dick in her ass
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>>692589666
winrar
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>>692589666
Satan has Spoken!
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>>692589666
satan why
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>>692589666
There it is
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>>692589666
all hail satan
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>>692589562
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show feet
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>>692587717
So is my sister
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
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>>692589666
Satan Tripps have spoken
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>>692589813

▲ ▲
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>>692588978
yes
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>>692589666
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>>692589813
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>>692587717
Shit in her panties, wake her up and yell "what the fuck bitch? "
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>>692589666 #
Whoah
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>>692589939
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>>692589888
Wasted
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>>692589666
holy shit this is too perfect, my sides
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>>692588139
this
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>>692589749
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>clear feathering on the dick
>perfect diameter writing
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>>692589666
How am I gonna show you that?
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>>692589666
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>>692588187
this
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>>692590119
>record
>youtube
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>>692590023
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>>692590023
this gave me a boner
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>>692590119
Oh my, he finally delievered
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Cum on her hair
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Pull down pants, stick it in pooper
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>>692588978
rolling
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idk treasure her or something
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>>692590119
FAM THAT'S A LOLI
IM OUTTA HERE
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>>692590119
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>>692590253
Reroll
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your girlfriend looks like one of those lifeless sex dolls that look like anime characters and can be bought for cheap off chinese ripoff sites

totally not speaking of experience
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>>692589843
rofl
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Cum on her ear
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Op we need something more creative like cock in her ear
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It's time
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nigga deliver!
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>>692590339
I call lies.
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>>692588139
this
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>black dick
>white arm
are you guys ok?
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>>692590236
re
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Cum on her feet
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>>692590236
Roll
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>>692590119
>black dick
>white hand
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU???
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cum on her butt
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>692590359
>>692590365
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
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>>692590478
Never heard of hybrids?
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>>692590478
DIDNT NOTICE SHIT
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Piss all over her
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>>692590478
He is obviously a mutant creature born from the depths of hell!
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>>692590119
slit her fucking throat wit ha knife then
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feeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Tie her to baloons then send off the space
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Cum in left ear
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>>692590451
roll
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>>692590478
my dick is not black, it's just the lightning
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>>692590478
half white, full stupid
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>>692587717
Cum inside of her left nostril and post pics
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>>692587717
remove panties and eat them
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>>692590119
That's a cool pic of your fist just barely touching your "girlfriends" hair
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>>692590666
God damn it.
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>>692590666
Satanic trips wasted.
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>>692590289
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Well thats a pretty giant penis.
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>>692590688
roll
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>>692589666
winrar i guess
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cum on her head
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>>692590666
what a waste
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>>692590587
If you're gunna save loli porn dont save the thumbnail dick weed!
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>>692590719
Can we just pretend that post had:
Post a picture of you eating peanut butter out of her ass.
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Surprise anal
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>>692590666
>>692590666
satan is visiting us in this thread guys holy fuck
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>>692587717
make her eggs
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Masturbate. Cum in your hand. Finger her. Live a happy life with your new child.
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>>692590779
damn... so close
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Roll her over and shove your dick down her throat.
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Seriously just jizz on her ass
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>>692590815
Is not the thumbnail you "Dick weed" if it was the resolution would not be changing once you click it.
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>>692590886
Reroll
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if i roll dubs, we get feet
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Put your thumb on the tip of your penis and set it on her ass.
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dick in vag if its ok
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>>692590818
Refuckingroll.
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yum
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>>692590993

Reroll
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Stuck your thumb in her ass
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Take poop out of her butt and put it into your butt

then go downtown and eat pancakes, but don't let her have any.
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See how many pizza rolls you can fit into her butt
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>>692591056
Boy was i far from it.
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Put a finger in her snatch
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>>692591246
rip m9
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Try to bunch up and fit a pair of underwear in her vag.
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>>692591088
dubs are here
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>>692590779
reroll
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Pic of her nude ass
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RAM YOUR COCK IN GOD DANM IT!
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cum on her fucking head
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>>692591050
If I roll 1-9 we get feet pics
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>>692591160
This
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>>692591300
AND THERE
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>>692591300
dubs are everywhere
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it's never happening.
sit on her face
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Run your finger through her hair.
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>>692591445
NIGGER I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!
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flip her over, pull her panties to the side and fuck her
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>>692591300
>>692591288
>>692591088
Triple dubs demanding vag. Close enough right?
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>>692590688
roll
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>>692589813

▲ ▲
Check'em
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cut your balls and bleed out on her
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Phone her parents and tell them shes pregnant
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>>692591556
Fuck you faggot.
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Finger in the pooper
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>>692591497
You sir, are am retard
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>>692591577
WINRAR
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God dammit, she woke up guys...
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>>692591556
NO ITS NOT THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, OP DON'T YOU DARE DELIVER UNLESS ITS FU CKING TRIPS
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FUCK THAT BITCH
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>>692591317
roll
>>692591640
roll
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>>692587717
Holy shit that photoshop is shitty
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OP Is not delivering I demand a refund.
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>>692591721
HAHAHHASHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahhahahahahha
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KNOCK HER OUT
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>>692591767
roll
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>>692591771
You sir am retard
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Kill her
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>>692588733
thank you jesus christ fucking titties
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>>692588733
You sir is a retard
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>Steal her phone
>change your contact to her mother or father
>shove phone up her vag
>call her
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PUNCH THAT BITCH
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tits or gtfo
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>>692591892
this, kill your girlfriend
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Kill her
With your dick
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>>692591721
chloroform her
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Kill yourself for this terrible thread
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Show her pussy
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>>#692591317
Roll
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surprise her with some diarrhea to the face
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>>692592077
well i mean satan was here that was pretty funny
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Finger in snatch
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Get her some McDonald's
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Take her out to a nice dinner.
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>>692592203
you know what was also here? summer, kys fag
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show pooper
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dril her alrdy fagot
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give her a good nights kiss
ㅤ ▲
ㅤ ▲ ▲
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put your dick in her mouth
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Passionate sex have! And email it to me the video recorded all of it! İ wish to have sex with blonde white infidel one day and this will be quite close to the sensation probably

Türkiye 1!!!!
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Anal
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https://youtu.be/Zt7RPe2pSzo
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>>692589813

▲ ▲
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>>692587717
kit 4chan for 4 weeks
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>>692589813

▲ ▲
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>>692587717
anyone stupid enough to believe this newfag? that is feb 7, 2016. god we got idiots in this room.
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>See my new NSFW teen dump board.
>Hope you will like it


http://girls-of-your-country.pw
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>>692587717
Find a girl friend with an ass. I honestly think thats a 12 yo boy though
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>>692589666
HAIL SATAN
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Post pic of pussy
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sharpie in the pooper
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>>692595028
yea definitely not july 2nd you fucking retard. still fake due obvious shop but still
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>>692590478
What is latino for 1000 Alex?

Don't mind the bed have to sleep in cousins rm
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>>692590668
>just the lightning
mfw
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>>692596690
You need to die
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>>692589666
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>>692597886
Is it because I took pic pulling balls dwn trick? It's fucking hard taking a pick of your dick with one hand on the iPad
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Dick in face
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