Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I got a bit upset when I had learned that I was stuck in her route just because I didn't puss out.
Fuck off Skeletor.
Aren't you tired or anything?
It must be like 6 AM for you.
I'm a bit tired indeed, might sleep soon, kek.
What about you?
It's meaningless now, you've rolled twice in last thread. It is a golden rule to roll a steal only once a thread, you have become nothing else but a filthy heretic.
I tried for Armless just for the edgyness, I don't even have a feet fetish. Then I went for blind.
>Along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words - can - kill
Good songs sometimes take a while to get good :^)
>we suicide pact now?
That's even worse. If you'd like to get some rest, please make sure to let me know when you're about to leave.
It's only 1:20 AM for me, I'll be here for a while, I think.
It has happened. It is official now
To see his grankids again? He might stop his urge
Akebono claimed, I'm drunk kek
Its because no one is interested in him
Dio is shipped with himself. It's already official even I started the thing. Sounds like someone wants to be shipped~
It's because no one can handle it.
Does this count :?
clearly your ego is too great to know when you're outmatched
>Dark Souls 3 Kings Garden edition
>With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak.
You have a point. Took me a few listens to get into the song I showed you.
Want to through it in there for the helluva it?
For the time being.
Come on man, I just made a pact not to do it. Those are some damn fine curves though.
Oshitnigger, everthing there wants to kill you. Even the ground...
>blight town 2.0
This thread is too damn slow for me to swarm it with Dio pics.
>Good one kek
No kidding. Right now I'm really into classical music it's weird
The pact? Sure, why not :^)
>I'll keep it kek
Both have boobies, I won't complain
>flat is justice tho
Someone help me distract myself.
I doubt there's any objections. If a tsun says no, and calls you an idiot, she's being tsun about it like saber~
True true. Can't wait for it though
Mmm mm mmmm! I love me some white floor tiles with some.freckles
Do you make poutine when you can or do you just by it? Shit looks amazing
I just get it delivered, and it is amazing.
Well I do make it sometimes, but it's not as good as when I get it delivered.
Well? We're waiting.
You best not
Hello there, have we met?
"Give us the Japanese melon and no one gets hurt"
I don't like spamming the thread with Dio pic, but I like replying to a lot of post to get the thread swarmed with Dio pics.
agreed we need more dio pics here
>Doesn't remember that I rolled for her panties and won em
Eh. I'm a forgettable face
Not much. Trying to distract myself from the day.
You're waifu a shit
cool i'm just shit posting on /b/ for a few hours. do you even lift bro?
I could if my body could recover well.
Every so often you just need a fap where you can't see straight afterwards
Think I am claiming this woman.
Sup you homovan faggots?
Delivered? Like how they deliver pizza? Dude that epic. It's just fries, gravy and some kind of cheese right?
Sup faggot. How the fuck are you?
And how would one reach that?
she looks like a dumb bitch. have you considered suicide?
OK. Who are you, mysterious black woman?
she looks hardcore bro. 10/10 would date.
I'm not good at remembering people unless I talk to them for a while. Sorry...
I get noodle legs for a bit after a releasing glorious
No actually. Would that be a good remedy for what you don't like about the pixels I have uploaded?
How would I know what gets your rocks off
this guy gets it
Cheddar curds, usually you wouldn't be able to get it delivered, but since I buy it from a pizza place, I can.
The eternal prototype.
How is your bike?
Really now? Never was a hardcore fan but I can appreciate it a little. What pieces do you listen too?
Hopefully we won't have to use it :^)
Yes, please do. Kek, it's too good.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Only a handful of months left. Getting hyped.
Hell yeah. My man.
Well, I don't have one. You may have me mistaken for Rory or Makoto.
>says the former banana poster.
Nah for Shiro actually.
Shiro was a real nigga.
That nigga laid it down like a G.
Took me a while to be able to read that kek
Maybe it's temporary, but I'm addicted for the time being
Listening to Beethoven's symphony no 7 and 9, Mozart Eine kleine Nachtmusik and a few other shit
Who know? :^)
Are you drunk? :^)
The fuck are you talking about? I don't post bananas. Bananas are just as awful as the thread You are mistaken and clearly retarded.
I'm a little into classical right now, I really enjoy this track. I don't really pay attention what I'm listening too though most of the time, usually it's just a playlist on shuffle on Spotify.
Not a big fan of elves, but that's kind of hot.
I wouldn't doubt it. Honestly. He's a drunkard.
Everyone knows angels, especially the fallen variety, are the best
Floor tiles. Duh!
Pizza Hut? Cause I'm jealous. I want some now lol. I'll need some gravy and buy curds somewhere. Is he portion itself large?
BRUH. It's girls like this thats worth searching for. The ones with a bit on the nose and off a bit to the side are my weakness
do you know where you are? do you know what this place is? eat shit.
Heyo you two wonderful people, doing anything?
Its going, I cant seem to keep a conversation going tonight though
I;m not drunk you two D:
It's just that it had a lot of repeating shit
>This video isn't available
is from Date A Live
Crusade on you crazy paladin
Just got home about to play some vidya
That seems like me every night
Thats the senpai i know
>There's a family gathering and I can't post in peace for two minutes without some kid trying to look over my shoulder
Not from Pizza Hut, some placed called Pizzamax, I don't even like their pizza but their poutine is the best I've eaten. For around 8 canadian bucks I can get a pretty big portion, if you buy poutine outside of canada it can end up being around 25 USD for a portion that would be considered "small" in canada and it's not even good poutine so it's a complete scam. Maybe there is some sort of legit place you can buy poutine outside of canada, but that's outside of my knowledge.
Disgusting. I usually just lock myself away in a bathroom or something for a family gathering cause of how autistic I am.
I rolled trips, so start drinking :^)
It hurts ;-;
Floor tiles work best
Worked for me
What is poutime
If that was an attempt at stealing, it was pretty bad, and honestly you should feel ashamed. At least that disgusting heathen of Skeletor was somewhat close.
Eh could be. Everyone hits that weird phase. Without hearing those I'd have no idea what they are honestly kek. Probably heard them before though, I know no.7 and no.9 I have.
That is true, could be at anytime ::^)
Ah there needs to be more Metal Gear art.
It's so worth it mang.
Exactly! It's a godsend, something about it hits my kink. It's beautiful, wish it were a bit more common however.
Fries gravy and cheddar curds, it sounds so simple yet it's impossible to find any good ones outside of Canada.
well ok then
Dirty socks? I'd steal far more than that, in fact I would even steal her TV and sell it.
Gotta go to pizzamax up there one day for the tourism and poutine. Could I say fuck it and make some kind of poutine from other restaurants?
Gimme a dirty blade or brunette girl with hazel or brown eyes and I'm a happy man
I have no scotch left :^)
You lucky bastard ;-;
>poutine is fucking amazing
Yeah, I'll get out of it eventually~
Here's the link if you wanna give it a go
Maybe I am getting ready as I write this :^)
I'm here, what's up everyone?
There's nothing wrong with making your own poutine, it's pretty simple, just shove a bunch of fries in a plate, then shove a metric shit ton of delicious cheddar curds over those fries and cover it with gravy. A child could make it, it's just a bit more greasy and delicious when you get it from a restaurant.
the sad part is that Shinigga sounds like a legit black name
Shinoa, I need the original of this.
Better luck next time friendo :^)
I know them feels
How could something that sounds so american not be American
Im in another ship now
>gerald R. Ford class
Fucking sounds amazing
>wake me up if Hatsuzuki ever comes back
you can't steal skeletor
for i have already stolen skeletor
There's nothing wrong with stealing what has already been stolen, it's survival of the niggest.
We both have the same taste then. Although I think you know my favorite hair color already.
All songs I've heard before but never knew the name. Thanks m8, might just let this run for awhile.
Maybe I already loaded the chamber :^)
so if i steal you, but i stole me, who is niggerer?
Well you ARE a heathen, so no matter what I guess you're always the niggerest.
nigga moment+ nigga synthesis= total fucking disaster
Gotta find a grocery where they sell cheese curds and find a fast food thst has nothing fried and gravy. That'll sooth my crave till I go to Canada and try the real thing
Red? :^) but in all seriousness, I'd say black or brunette with you
So you're telling me
The poutine or the songs?
It's crazy, isn't it~
Maybe I have the gun against my temper :^)
I'm contemplating ships. What's good with you, Yozo?
That's even harder to work with!
Hows your night shipmate
What's good nigga
Have we talked before
That we wuz
Started a new Dark Souls. Cheesed the Asylum Demon with black firebombs.
A holy half vampire that reached the heavens, or something, I actually don't know what happened in that game.
I actually didn't consider Dio a half vampire until you said this and just though about it for a few seconds, since Dio is not a pillar man he's technically not the real deal, but the mask gave him the exact same attributes as a pillar man who became a vampire so I guess it really doesn't matter in the end.
Pretty good, I'm tired as a motherfucker.
>Going to be.
Were even friends on steam
Probably gonna crash around 4
I don't think you ever added me.
You were right the first time kek. They're another rare treat that's hard to find around here. As for the other two, either or really. No real preference between those.
Maybe I already pulled the trigger told someone else to type this for me :^)
I did i just always see you playing something i dont have
I need to re-install gmod so we can play ttt
Maybe I'm a ghost typing this :^)
>will you let me your secret chat with Mili~?