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Caught a mouse trips decides what I do with it, be logic too fucktards. Sorry for quality will do my best to provide
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cut its nose off
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Release it.
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>>692568188
Stick your tiny dick in it.
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wrap in toilet paper, burn it and smoke that shit like a joint
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>>692568547
It's taking my food I'm not just gonna release it, i heard its brother run away too
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mix super glue with peanut butter and feed it
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>>692568188
let it go you buttfag
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>>692568547
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Release it away from your home
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Smash it with your Mac, that's about the only thing it's good for.
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>>692568547
this
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>>692568188
Put it up your ass
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>>692568841
this
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Burn it alive
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>>692568188
Pest control here.

If its in your house you actually probably have a lot of mice.
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>>692568911
Hey fuk u I work on it no games
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>>692569071
roll
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>>692569073
Yes yes this is like our 11th lol
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Make a chamber and fill it with gas/deoderant ect, then ignite it with the mouse inside
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record yourself killing it shove poll up as till it dies
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>>692569292
Reroll
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>>692569315
reroll
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sledge hammer to death
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Nothing you fuckin heathen, set it free outside
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Eat it, alive
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>>692569292
This
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pan fry it alive
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Microwave
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>>692569315
Rolleroni
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>>692569551
This
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Let it go
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Helium balloons outside send him to space!
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Drop him in Coke
Add mentos before drawning
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Microwave
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I might end up pan frying it
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>>692569551
LMAO this record it
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Burn it alive for the night is dark and full of terrors.
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>>692569448
Close
>>692568547
Roll for this, feeling like a moralfag tonight
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throw at a wall
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>>692569643
This
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>>692568547
Rolling for op to not be a faggot and release it!
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Space program
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>>692569551
ROLLLLLLLLL
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let it go
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let him go
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>>692569642
Roll
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>>692569737
Rolling for this
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Keep it as a pet, catch another one and breed them until you have 100s of inbred mice to release in a public place. Preferabely a shopping centre.
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cut his dick off
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>>692569551
Rolleroids
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>>692569551
fry the fucker alive
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Free em
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>>692569737
This
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let it go, nigger
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>>692568188
usb in ass, with pics
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put it in an oven like the little jew that it is
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>>692569668
rollo
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>>692569551
Add salt n rerollin
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>>692568547
roll
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hydraulic press
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>>692569737
Oh fuck yes this
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>>692569941
roll
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>>692568188
Middle of the street, launch it straight up into the air. Throw the bitch to the moon
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>>692569737
This
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Superglue its ass to your dick
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put american cheese on it then put it in the microwave, wait until cheese is melted on it then put him in a container and piss all over him then release him so he can be embarrassed in front of all his mates
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>>692569737
Gotta be this.
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>>692569941
Reroll
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Eat it.
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>>692569551
please fry
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>>692569997
damn... reroll btw. let it go.
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>>692570055
roll
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Garbage disposal
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>>692569737
Rolling
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Cum on it
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cum on it
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Catapult
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>>692569551
record it
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>>692570055
top kek, roll
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>>692570034
Thi pl0x reroll
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>>692569737
Roll
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>>692569737
This
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>>692570034
Roll
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>>692570123
>>692570126
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>>692570034
Roll
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Trebuchet?
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>>692570040
Reroll
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>>692569073
You work with peat control? Mind if i ask advice? So the other month i seen a mouse in my room going back and forth betweem my door and outside into my living room. I cleaned my whole house amd laid traps down. Since then i havent seem or heard any but nevwr caught any. Do you think there still are mice in my house ornhas my cleaning and lack of food driven them off?
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>>692568188
Swallow
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>>692570175
rolli
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>>692570055
Rolling
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I'll fry it with cheese but no recording
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Release it fag
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roll for release
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>>692568547
Rollll
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Treat it to a fancy dinner
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>>692570238
Reroll
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>>692570142
Roll
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>>692570175
who the fuck says pl0x?!?!
roblox summerfag kiddo
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>>692570034
roll
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>>692570034
Reroll
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Release the meese
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>>692568547
Rolling for this
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lets go for a game of reverse hangman, cut it all up, then glue it together again, make a fucking mouse version of a scarecrow
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Flay him living
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>>692570055
Rolling for this
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Cum on it
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>>692570389
top plex
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>>692568188
put it up your ass and take pictures
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let it go, faggot
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>>692570282
Reroll
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>>692569551
Trips here. now deliver
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Give it some food or something then release it you sadistic fuck
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>>692570350
Roll
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>>692570055
Haha wtf roll
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>>692569699
No one saw this?
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Name it and take care of it for as long as it lives.
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Drown in tuperware
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>>692570293
Well then take pictures you fucking queef.
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Cum on it, then chop of its head and put the head on your cock.
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>>692570533
555
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Space program
Rollerino
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Put mouse in a nice grassy area.
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Fuck it
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>>692570561
Roll satan
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Okay op here I'm gonna ready up the pan
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>>692570055
Trolling for this.
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>>692568188
drown whole
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>>692570552
Reroll
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>>692570605
Reroll
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>>692570055
Buy a female rat and make some gud porn
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Roll, place it into multiple zip loc bags and close them. Record how long it goes without oxygen.
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release it, asshole
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Put on some Furry Mouse porn and make a tiny burger for him to eat before you release him.
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>>692570568
My bad thought it said 999
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Skin it alive
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Let him go
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>>692569551
THIS
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>>692570654
Roll 777
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>>692568188
It owns your house now. Set it free and never return.
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Mouse in butt
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Let it go jesus
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>>692570692
Roll
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>>692570692
rolltehdice
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find a match book, cut open the mouse, light it, and put it in.
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>>692570777
Fuck off m8
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>>692568547
roll
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>>692570777
Winrar
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>>692570696
I like it rolling
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>>692570686
reroll
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>>692570777

congrats
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>>692570777
WHY BORING FUCK
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>>692570757
Reroll
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>>692570692
Rollerino tarantino
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>>692570777
Wooooo
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>>692570777
Oh shit.
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>>692570777
WINRAR
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>>692570777
God has spoken.
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>>692570777
Winrar
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Tie it to a cardboard box or somewhere you can extend arems and legs and tie down neck. Record you stabbing its stomach with a needle.
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>>692570777
OP is evicted
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>>692570777
WINRAR 7ZIP
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Put it in an empty water bottle and release it in a river but leave the cap on tight
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>>692570777
Thank you man, also give it some food to munch on then release
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>>692570777
winrar
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>>692570777
Winrar
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>>692570777
YES
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>>692570228
Reroll Cum on it
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>>692570055
Jk rollins
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>>692570777
witness
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>>692570777
Fuck off you guys are no fun
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>>692570777
Trips check'd release the mouse
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>>692570696
This, but no release. Prison death; last meal, porno, then electrocution
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>>692570777
phaggot
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>>692570777
DING DING DING
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>>692568547

Seriously, turn it loose and let it live it's days out somewhere else
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Wow okay op here so someone finally got trips and I have to let it go, next mouse we hopefully fry with cheese
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>>692568188

Eat it. Alive.
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>>692570777
Lol put a collar on it and put in cage. Feed it and make it your pet
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>>692568188
Retards, it's obviously a logic brand computer mouse.
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Shave it
Sexually stimulate it then give it drugs and then stick small dildos into its ass and vagina(if its female)
Then cum on it and afterwards drown it
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>>692571016
pics or fag
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>>692571016
Fuck trips, fry it with cheese anyways
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COCKSLAP IT ON VIDEo
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>>692571016
No you don't understand
You set it free in your house
You fucking are homeless now fagit
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>>692570696
Build a huge maze and make him find his way out. When he gets to the goblet of fire make it teleport him to a graveyard and use his blood to bring the dark lord back to life
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>>692571057
Logical^
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>>692571016
Dont let it go dude bake it like you said you would faggot
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just buy a mouse,they cost like 20 bucks on a petshop and do some mouse porn
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>>692570777

Oh shit!
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>>692570819
>>692570840
>>692570928
>>692570950
>>692571016
Something tells me you summerfags don't english
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fry with cheese
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>>692571128
Stupid the dark lord only will take mouse blood in bulk. He needs at least 10 mice
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Any pics from OP?? Dang give us something
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PLEASE MAKE A FUCKING CAKE WITH IT; COOK IT A-FUCKING-LIVE!
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it's dead now trips took too long it suffocated now we fry in cheese
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don't be a cunt, let it go.
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suck its dick you fag
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Tape a lit cigarette to his mouth
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Fucjing gross
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boil with spaghetti
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>>692571420
Lel 420
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>>692571248
>c
:( :( :( sorry there aren't commas you sad fuck.
Kill yourself
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If it's still alive
Keep it as a test pet
Mix medicines and put them in its water
Feed it rotten shit and food "creations"
Basically what I'm saying is
Congrats
You have a lab rat
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make like hitler and oven that jew
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>>692571561
Butter pic op!!
If I get this, put seasoning on it and stuff. Like make that shit a real stew
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>>692571672
Wait... this is totally logical. ..
OP consider what this guy said
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shit on it
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fry it
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Cut one of it's paws off and make it walk around
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:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9EhjyU3JU
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>>692571840
It's dead I'm getting the pan ready
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>>692570034
Roll cuz Imma sick fuck
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>>692571941
Savage...
OP make lab rat feed it drugs. Like tippy drugs. But only small amount
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>>692571980
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Rolling for cockslap
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>>692571980
Ok well
Next time nigger
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>>692571980
Ohh yes you savage. Butter it too lmao make it a real party in that pan
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put it in a shotgun and load it with a blank shell and fire on your wall, then find it's tiny little dick and suck it you fucking faggot op
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>>692571980
Take a better pic of the mouse dick head
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Should I add extra virgin olive oil
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>>692572204
Shut up dude. Le chef is preparing
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>>692572281
Lmao yeah dude, make it sizzle
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>>692570034
Do it OP!
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If quads OP must eat it after its done
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>>692572411
He's already cooking it relax senpai
Bumping
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Gouge its eyes out then put it in a bowl of cheese
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>>692572460
OP makes the rules u faggot
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>>692572614
Then microwave
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>>692571672
this sounds like a good idea
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please post results with timestamp
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>>692569292
roll
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>>692568188
film yourself cutting off it's dick and this >>692568426
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>>692568669
Rolling for a mouse spliff
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Op here it isn't fucking dead so I'm gonna lay it's head on the pan while its dangling
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>>692568669
rolling for the keks
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>>692571980

Perform autopsy and remove its heart
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Starve it for a few days then feed it cum
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FUCKING FSGGOT, OP HERE THE IDIOT WENT BACK IN THE FUCKING TRAP CAUSE ITS MOUTH TOUCHED THE PAN
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>>692573177
Rerolling for this masterpiece
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op here, sorry guys my mom walked into the kitchen and made me throw the mouse away.
maybe next ime
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Okay fuck it the pan won't work but there's a compartment to add food in the back of the trap tell me what household items to put drowning it is okay too
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>>692573177
roll
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do the mouse spliff
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>>692573493
Mix vinegar and baking soda in the trap
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>>692573692
Okay I'll leave in there for a min or two
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>>692569737
roll
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Post pictures with timestamp
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MOUSE JUMPED AT ME IM GONNA DROWN IT IN THE SINK NOW
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>>692574662
Booooo pussy
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>>692574751
Not gonna lie I am, I'm getting the bleach
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Bite its head off.
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>>692574977
O shit.
Package Delivered
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>>692574977
Why not pour boiling water on it
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Pour bleach on it
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>>692575233
Thank you good idea
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>>692574977
Season it with garlic
Add some butter
Don't forget the veggies
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Boiling water here it comes
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>>692569737
Roll
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>>692575233
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>>692575554
YEEEESSSSSS
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>>692575554
you wouldnt!
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Water almost done
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awww shii
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>>692570034
>>692570055
how is this place for people over 18 again? been here too long but i forget how edgy and childish you people are
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say prayers little mouse
travel well
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>>692575986
BOIL
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fuck this little jew^^^
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It was trying to escape so much lol
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>>692576225
Lol epic fail
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>>692576225
Really would've been better as a video
It's dead then?
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yeah I stabbed it's eye and it didn't move
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>>692576225
>>692576554
autopsy while the body is stil warm
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>>692576622
this please
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>>692576622
This
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Couldn't autopsy knife too dull sadly
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>>692576930
sharpen it nigger!
or use razorblade
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Take care guys leaving this thread now, will do another if I catch
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Put a can of duster upside down and use the super cold liquid coming out to freeze the mouse to death.
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Just cut its head off in an instant if you want to kill it dude. Why do you torture the little guy..
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