reply or john goodman will stick his nose up your ass tonight while you sleep
how the hell did you get the beans above the frank?
he got kicked really hard, have soem sympathy
i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears
Do you actually think your mom will die if you don't reply?
Wait... is that legit? What an unfortunate fuck. Is that a birth defect or something?
Also just imagine you find some lucky lady who actually let's you put your mutant dong anywhere near her and you can't get off cause you're literally smashing your balls with each thrust
This is an evolutionary defense for the genitals. I welcome the change.