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Post in this thread or this will happen to you
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>>692561572
I don't understand how that can happen
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Not possible, also not taking the chance
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Nah
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>>692561572
fuck
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reply or john goodman will stick his nose up your ass tonight while you sleep
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>>692561572
how the hell did you get the beans above the frank?
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k
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....
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>>692562112
kek
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>>692561572
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How even...
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>>692561572
OP confirmed faggot.
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7
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>>692561572
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bkj
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>>692561572
Fuk
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Im not taking the risk mother fucker.
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>>692561572
K
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>>692562112
K
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>>692561572
Dammit
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Any medfags can explain what the fuck happened?
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k
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Aye
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>>692563236
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Wtf
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no thanks
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pls no
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what the shit
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>>692563794
jesus christ man why
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>>692563794
kansir
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>>692561572
>>692562112
fags
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looks fine to me
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>>692561572
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>>692563794
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>>692561572
How'd he get the beans above the frank?
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Ho ho holy shit
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>>692563794
>>692562112
>>692561572
Fuck all yall
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>>692561572
oh god please dont let this shit happen to me
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>>692561572

Nah.
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>>692563794
2 in 1
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>>692563581
seconding this

>>692563794
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no thanks m8
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nooooooooooooooooooooo
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Duck off
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>>692561572
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>692561572
Nonononono
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>>692563581
It's a genetic condition that puts your balls on the front. Not hard to understand you fuckhead.
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Y
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>>692561572

Australian penis.
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>>692561572
pls no
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please no i offer a random picture
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>>692561572
>hydraulic press channel voice
>what the fuck!
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>>692565002
It could have been several different causes, hereditary disease, malformation during development of the baby, or radiation for all I fucking know. Or just a freak surgery.
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>>692561572
>jej
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>>692562814
Where is pussy?
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post'd
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>>692563794
damn
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>>692561572
wth
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>>692561572
Noo please
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Bhhhhh
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SCARY MONSTER
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>>692561572
dude put his dick on too early this morning. i do that too sometimes.
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Kek
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>>692561572
>>692562112
>>692563794
ok
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>>692561572
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>>692561572
uhhh?
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>>692561572
Just making sure, because reasons.
>Go away reverse cock
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xD
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>>692563794
riperoni in pepporoni
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>>692561572
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>>692563794
Fuck guys, calm your fucking tiddies
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>>692561572
what the fuck
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>>692561572
uhm why are his balls up there
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Wtf
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no
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I'm scared
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No
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>>692563794
lexi mmm
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>>692563794
>gif
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fuck
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That's a fucking conversation starter.
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no
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Nsnsnsn
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fiiiiiiine
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what
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>>692564187
You ruined frank and beans for me you fucker
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nope
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Clearly this man is part kangaroo.
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I've seen this somewhere in a porno before
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Yeet
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cunt
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YOOO
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>>692561572
spooky
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>>692567612
Post link now
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>>692562112
shhh
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>>692565754
Boi pucci my friend
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>>692561572
>>692562112
fck you and fuck you too i'm not scrolling any further
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>>692561572
Po s t>>692562112
R e ply
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do not want
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>>692561572
I would make a joke about how high up his balls are.But I'm just gunna drop it.
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>>692561572
K
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do not want
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pls no
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>>692561572
Why do people like you do this.
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Nein.
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I'm okay with that.
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safe
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>>692563794
Fuk u
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k
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>>692561572
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God made me this way and im ashamed to be called his creation.
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I'd blow em
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k bye
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T
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>>692561572
nope
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Nope
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Sure thing boss
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>>692561572
fuck outta here
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Wtf
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>>692563794
eat shit
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Wtf
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faggot
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>>692561572
sdy
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oh my
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K
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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Plz. No.
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Lmao k
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Сука блять
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>>692562112
oh shit
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kay
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>>692562112
fuuuUUUUCK the wrinkles blend in.
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>>692563794
meow
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>>692561572
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he got kicked really hard, have soem sympathy
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shit
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cx
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fine
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:)
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Whats that
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>>692561572
Wtf
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...
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Pls no
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>>692561572
no
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>>692561572
i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears
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shit
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>>692565519
i lost...
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>>692562112
spare me goodman
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Shiiit
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>>692561572
thats not even possible lmao
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oh nui
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>>692563794
fine
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>>692561572
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>>692563794
>>692563794
>>692563794
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>>692563794
Are those waffle cones?
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>>692569213

Do you actually think your mom will die if you don't reply?
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absolute cancer
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>>692563794

That only works if you post before immunity cat.

Otherwise, immunity cat cancels out your post before it goes into effect.
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How?
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>>692565519
winrar
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>>692561572
Wait... is that legit? What an unfortunate fuck. Is that a birth defect or something?

Also just imagine you find some lucky lady who actually let's you put your mutant dong anywhere near her and you can't get off cause you're literally smashing your balls with each thrust
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>>692561572
ok
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>>692563794
Fuck you
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>>692563794
so funny motherfucker
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>>692561572
aye as purty gurd
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very well
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>>692562112
god no.
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Negative
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>>692561572
This is an evolutionary defense for the genitals. I welcome the change.
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>>692561572
22
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I am not risking it
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>>692561572
India tier evolution
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>>692561572
>>692562112
Please n o
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<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9EhjyU3JU
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Ok
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just in case
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>>692561572
stop
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>>692561572
pls
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>>692561572
pls no
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fuk
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>>692563794
Well shit
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Wtf
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>>692561572
K
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My ballz my one weakness
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Maybe that picture is upside down? Two torsos and one leg.
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>>692562112
lmao
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>>692561572
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>>692561572
K
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>>692561572
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>>692562112
I don't want that
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>>692562112
Ok
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>>692563794
Shit reply
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>>692563794
Ugh
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dubs checkum
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No brainer
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>>692561572
Fucking nerd
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>>692562112
Fuck you
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>>692561572
Lol wut
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>>692561572
Boi
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>>692563794
FFS WHY FUCK YOU
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>>692561572
Better safe than sorry
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Motu
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>>692562112
Yeah
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fuck
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>>692563794
i'm leaving this thread after that one.
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>>692561572
>>692562112

Huh.
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I am so confused
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noo
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>>692563794
Why can't mods ban you fags
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>>692561572
>>692562112
>>692563794
Pls no
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>>692563794
Nigga
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>>692561572
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>>692561572
ok
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Guess I have to post now.
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>>692562112
ok
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>>692563794
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Zjk
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>>692563794
kys
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What. The. Fuck?
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um...dafuq?
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>>692562112
Nah
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>>692562112

I'm okay without that
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Dick longer than balls tho lul
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>>692561572
not riskin it
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>>692561572
Get this shit away from me nigga
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>>692561572

but. but how?
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>>692562112
Pls no
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>>692561572
Wha... How?
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>>692563794
fuck
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>>692561572
>>692562112
>>692563794
Why
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>>692563794
>>692562112
>>692561572
no thanks
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What
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>>692563794
Nigger you baited us
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>>692563794
zimbabwe
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>>692563794
Jokes on you my moms already dead
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>>692562112
repry
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>>692563794
STOP
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Hm
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god
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>>692561572
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>>692562112
>>692561572
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noooooo
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