BEST THINGS WHEN HIGH
yes, sex and fap, eating delicious stuff, but what else?!
whats your favorite thing to do?
>hurr pot is bad and if you smoke it you're a pot head.
This is what you choose to do with your free time? Acting like a pompous cunt anonymously on the internet?
>tfw no one knows i toke, they think im sober.
4wheeling around an abandoned golf course is in my thoughts op five
have you gaise ever played audiosurf while high? thank me later.
I had to quit p0t, I have asthma and toked for about a year, then my lungs incrementally became worse, couldn't breath, also it fucked my short term memory and I think my eyes took a toll too, for some reason I feel like my vision got worse, even though it might've just been coincidentally in the same time. God I miss the Devil's Cabbage.
i'm currently on a tolerance break. i don't smoke all day but i do smoke everyday. it's been about a week now with a few smokes in between, but i already feel it. sucks when the high only lasts for 30min when it used to be.. what time is it? oh it's 3am.
one in washington. pic related is the practice putting green.
well when i'm smoking multiple times a day it matters. the shit just appears on my door-step but not having any of my own severely decreases the amount i smoke. sorry, if a break of any kind doesn't help you out faggot.
if alone, which I prefer, because I get social awkward in groups... i have kind of a routine... start listening to music music, like wardruna, that's doing for me, drifting away and then i get horny, start fantasing about lagertha from vikings and other nordic women, have a good fap with that, then often listen to movie parodies, since they have way more jokes in it than normal comedy movies, later some electric music, for example flute tune or lmfao... often get horny a second time so fap to a porn, since imagination won't do it anymore then... then again some movie parodies.... and again some music, forget too mention like creedance clearwater revival and stuff like that...eating...drinking a few beers... have a fap again and then fall asleep some time... pro tipp: try 3d speaking like from heather feather on youtube, can be awesome since i get the feeling theres a real girl around me, which often ends in a good fap.... sounds a bit desprate, but it's worth....that's probably it for me what i like when high
Then your reply should have consisted of mentioning the 4-wheeling, not the golf.
You don't even have to go to a goddamned abandoned course. Just go to ant old field.
Of course you need a 4-wheeler or atv
I love to cook elaborate meals when i'm baked. Yellow curry, jambalaya, whole chickens..
Pic Related; one of my recent creations.
Pasta carbonara with ice cream for dessert while having Cowboy Bebop play in the background while I grind away in some game I own. Progressive rock and purple lights are also very pleasant whilst stoned. My favorite thing though? Probably masturbating. It may take extra effort, but I feel like my entire body is cumming at once. Granted though, each bite of that pasta has a similar effect. Showers too. Jesus yes.
A new thing I discovered is reading twitch.tv chat holy shit
reading that one random comment that has nothing to do with the chat is hilarious
/pol/ is the most recent form of edgy teen, worse than goths, weebs, punks, everything... they believe they can save the world, if only people would listen. they generally go about this by being a fucking dick to everyone and trying to achieve world peace by means of genocide.
>it's better for you both short and long term
You're completely retarded. Alcohol does not good for at all. It's actually one of the most harmful substances you can ingest. And the "retardation" you speak of is temporary if not being of the person's character. A week or two of detoxing will make you think clearly and you'll have your memory back.
Oh hell no
I used to snorkel during the summer. One time blunted it up before going for a small swim.
The depth preception is already kinda wonky underwater, then the goggles dont help too much. I felt i was tripping visually and forgot how to swim.
Lifegaurd rescued my about 10 feet from the shore.
I'm pretty certain pot effects your memory, hence pot head. I also hear that smoking the stuff can make you very ignorant and socially awkward. Some people have even got anxiety attacks and worse.
With the likes of beer and cider it is easily measured and each unit is on average gone by the hour. Pot has no measurement and is now more dangerous than it use to be.
Listening to music, fapping, video games especially the fantasy ones, writing and drawing. For some reason i really enjoy thinking out my life when im stoned ,sometimes it kills my high but i feel more care free and level headed when i do it. Also dont forget the snacks.
im building a scuba suit to take acid underwater. I know the risks and I am working on solving them.
Guys i'm considering buying this is it good ?
i have been smoking joint for maybe 4 years now, and this looks cool and easy to use, i wouldnt mind stoping tobaco with my joing, iv tried vaping on a volcano and it's dope, will this get me higher than with joint is my question and is it indeed more easy to use and smoke for day to day use
Used to be against every single drug ever and thought they were all just life ruiners. Weed isn't a drug and everything I've been told was a lie rofl I vaporize my weed for a clear headed high and do so on a daily basis. When people argue that weed is a drug it gives me cancer. This is coming from someone who said they would never do a single drug in their lifetime, then I tried weed.
it's a piece of shit that will waste weed... all it is is a battery putting voltage across a metal screen in a piece of wood. the screen is at the bottom so the hot air never goes over the weed, it has to slightly burn the bottom which is inefficient and retarded. you'll get high but you'll be wasting weed equally as much as in a joint. plus it's a rip off for a 50cent NiMH battery, a one cent tap screen and a few grams of wood....
Watching documentaries. I fucking love watching WW2 docs.
that was the most retarded fucking thing ive read in my life
It's not accurate, don't be that kid who stand up for something he clearly doesn't know anything about. Next you'll tell me each strain is indefinitely decided and will stay the same for years to come like drink.. each strain changes, every grow, It's a plant that is smoked organically but only gets stronger with each grow.
Hahahaha.... and he mentions "ignorance" in his post! Classic
Ive had really good vaporizers, even that overpriced volcano shit.
IDK why everyone says its the best shit.
Smokes so slow. Slow to repack. And personally doesnt get me as high as smoking the same amount through a pipe.
The herbalaire H3 is better than the volcano and cheaper. You can literally take the vaped weed from a volcano and get more bags out of the herbalaire with it. Plus it can be used with a whip and through a bong.
Actually many doctors recommend 3 drinks a day for (white) males. There have been numerous studies proving alcohol reducing rates of heart disease, which is the most common cause for death in the U.S.
So that's kinda a big deal....
>listening to relaxing music
>if it's a warm sunny day then go for a walk through a forest (such a blissful feeling)
If I'm in the mood I'll sketch. I find if I've smoked just the right amount then my imagination can completely take control and I can produce some crazy stuff.
Pic related, it's something I drew earlier today when I was high.
Get some headphones go for a walk with some good tunes from mrsuicidesheep on YouTube hit up 711 get a slurpee walk through the park and talk to people on hikes with there dog and pet the dogs
be cautious, it causes a amotivational syndrome, that can lead in its badest phase to you not willing to stand up from your bed anymore and is linked with depression.
just a warning from an ex every day stoner
WOW SCIENTIFICALLY ITS A DRUG!!?!?!?!? REALLY! WOW
>what is sugar
>what is caffein
>what is to less sleep
>what is to much sleep
>what is painkillers
>what is music
>what is sex
>what is love
>what is smell
>what is pain
>what is sport
>what is damn boi u suck
I've always been a kind of loner regardless. I have depression and the cannabis helps to treat it. I don't find myself dependent on cannabis at all. I could literally quit whenever but I have no desire because it's not doing anything but helping me with things. I actually BECOME motivated.
This. Plus chronic anxiety. I love how stoners think Marijuana doesn't effect them mentally. But anyone who has conversed with a habitual user can see first hand how stupid and slow they have become.
The thing is here when you get a little older and have to get a job and not fiend off your parents then your gf will realise what a degenerate she is. She will break up with you and leave you for someone who has a job and drinks (because its the cool thing to do). You'll realise you just wasted your money, time, life and have a reality check. You will go into shock and have no chances of getting a new gf with the factors of being too old and no real job. Your only option will be to be gay and hit the streets to suck dick for a living. You will eventually get caught and thrown into jail with bubba and spend the rest of your life as some backward retard who spent too much time getting high. Rethink your life you loser.
This guy actually has a valid point and all you tards not taking good advice lol.. You all must be in your teens or completely high and retarded.. Think about it, its been around for YEARS and its illegal for a reason. The only reason why america has brought it back is because the media has a huge control over your nation now. Its life but im sorry : suck it america and get rekt kid..
Had a couple of hits since year earlier tonight, at the moment i enjoy taking a long poop. Havent felt this much fun on the toilet in years. After this i will take a beer and i am thinking about watching pulp fiction.
UH huh.... come on buddy put down the blunt and go outside. hit the gym, get a book and get ready for a night out at the weekend to get some chick. Life gets boring on the couch.
37 still smoking pot - fuckin degenerate. How shit must your life be to smoke at that age? Are you dealing the pot by any chance? I smoke it on the very odd occasion but ill be damned if i will be as ignorant and retarded as you to make myself believe its all good for me.
Using the term "stoner" as a derogatory term for people who smoke is equivalent to calling everyone who drinks an alcoholic.
Legalization in colorado has proven that normal, successful people can smoke after work/on the weekends and live perfectly normal lives.
Im sorry that your retarded friend started smoking weed and went to work at burger king for the rest of his life, but he does not represent the vast majority of people who smoke.
I work at the fifth largest bank in the U.S and produce data metrics for ITSM. I enjoy smoking when i get home from work. Am i a degenerate loser?
it makes you passive bro, we need drugs that make people unstable for the good of society
Michael Phelps did it on the very very odd occasion and im certian he doesnt do it chronically like you retards. Athletes get drug tested and I highly doubt he will consume when he has to train so much. The other two names are fags kek.
sailing while high is fantastic. in 4 years me and this guy are going to sail from Washington to Hawaii. watching sailing videos is dope
i hate this notion that weed is sum fucking wonder drug, its alright but to be honest its fuckin over hyped
Even in holland they don't all like weed. I have friends from there who detest the stuff.. Take a walk through amsterdam and i feel physically sick, yet take a walk through the likes of Soest or anywhere else and its clean and nice. You're dutch then come out with the truth bro. Weed is not some wonder drug, it's shit if anything.
i smoked weed every day starting in grade 11 when my sister first started getting sick.
mid grade 12 she passed and i moved on to dabbing. 2-3 times a day
i was in a first year millwright program at the time
ended up dropping it all, ditching home, and living in a "trap house" with my "friends" who i could only relate with through drugs and sometimes music
im 23 now and i stopped 2 years ago. im still trying to get my life back together because it along with my depressive attitude tore my family apart, and destroyed my future prospects.
for all purposes im uneducated and i have to waste even more years of my life trying to get to a level where i can get back into trade school.
>weed helps with depression.
>weed helps you get over things
>weed allows you to feel content and ok
but it is because you are choosing to numb yourself from reality, you never have to face it when youre high.
you arent depressed because youre tricking your bodies reward systems into giving you huge loads of reward for literally no effort.
this draws you away from the mechanisms biological reason for existence, to motivate you to do good things for yourself. to grow as a person.
making shitty music
This is a fucking child not being able to accept responsibility for his own autistic actions.
>I'm 23 now
If you think he is an adult, kill yourself you millennial piece of shit, you're what's wrong with this world.
yea iv watched some video and it really look like a pain in the ass, like you can use these things no more than 3 times a day max because of the battery and stuff
i think you are right i dont really need one anyway, but this things looked cool, and i'm sure it's healthier for your lungs in the long run..
if i hadnt gotten into weed and its associated culture i would have stayed in school.
i left because why stay in school when you can go get high all the time. it's equal to any other drug i couldve chosen, thats the point.
just because it doesnt kill you when you take too much doesnt make it harmless
What is especially enjoyable is how progressively angry you're getting with each post at the sheer ineffectiveness of your campaign.
smoking early in the day and going to a movie, preferably with no one or barely anyone else seeing it.
hiking/ or just walking/jogging anywhere outside
gta online or smash bros/mario party/kart with others.
sex/ but more preferably just recieving oral or something. I sometimes overthink if i try to smoke and then have sex so I've just been preferring being the position to do nothing atm and just relax and get head.
reading books/comics/graphic novels
>i left because why stay in school when you can go get high all the time.
i never had that problem i never gave a fuck about skool even when i was sober all the time
Na I'm just really really high.. Not sure If my trolling is even working anymore.. got enough responses this morning to do me for today. We should smoke a joint right now bro.. lets just do it.. and then buy another bag of weed to do us for a week and just stay stoned forever, one love, <3
Stoner is a term I use for people who use all day every day. I lived in Colorado while it was legal and the youth there basically stopped smoking the "flower" as it wasn't strong enough. It is common for many to smoke the extracted form all day every day. I don't believe there is anything wrong with using but legalization just made it way too easy to abuse. Plus the worthless stoners are the ones who are the most vocal, which is extremely annoying.
I have a question about lsd and or shrooms, should I take them while i'm in pain? I am getting braces before my yeild coomes in and im wondering if the pain will cause a bad trip
>turning 41 in Dec
>veteran smoker going on 25 years
>wife of 7yrs, 0 faggot children like yourself
I'll let you know when I get 'spaztic', you European piece of shit, 'mate'
The only things I really do when I smoke weed is browse the internet, fap and listen to tunes. To be fair I don't smoke often so I typically end up fucked and unable to do much else.
well you changed everything about your surroundings which is cool. I just spent a year living in Sweden and now that I am back I realize that I don't want to go back to my old life, This will sound retarded but I wasn't being as "me" as I could be. shrooms made me realize that. learning about math is really fun too
thats fun for u when ur high, i feel the exact opposite
>some amount of bullshit
>a tad more bullshit
>sprinkle the last reminiscence of bs
>Perfect bullshit can't be flawed or questioned.
Stoner logic kek
saying zoz at 41.. bloody man child.
Drugs is great for opening your perception however if you abuse the tool then you will eventually just abuse yourself. Sweden is full of hotties. Unlike Australia which was just a lie.
whats so great about the dank, i like it in all that its just unless im playing a certain video game or something all i end up doing is spacing out and chilling
This is the weekend. If you're such a sociable player why aren't you out right now getting laid? Oh right, because you're just like the rest of us. No use pretending you're better than anyone here.
im alright at doing math sober, its just ive never driven much enjoyment out of math in its pure abstract forum, when i get high im usually looking for things that i derive enjoyment out of not math
You're 100% right, I think the teacher is everything. I'm confident with math up to a certain level, but later on in high school my teachers were boring and completely unengaging so I lost interest. Teachers I had when I was younger were interesting and kept me engaged.
this might sound strange, but i get bored of being high if i smoke errr day
>Tfw people say weed isn't addictive
When I was 15 I got addict to weed until I was 21. If I couldn't get any I would pay people up to 50 dollars for the last bud. I would crawl around my floor and friends floors with a torch to pick up tiny bits of weed and smoke them they had carpet fibres stuck to them. I offered to suck a dealers dick for a bud and he beet me up
I understand. I wish you could see what I see. I could teach you. Come tu my country and I'll be your math teacher, and you'll discover a whole new beautiful universe
0 children, lmfao, smoked himself impotent.. What a fucking loser keks
Math is taught in a very unnatural, artificial way, when it is neither. I've had people of all social and educational level being interested in some form of math. It is a huge universe, there's something for everybody.
I don't smoke a lot at all, just get kind of buzzed I drew the WIZ on the sign
I love smoking in an open field, shits cash.
Another one of my favourite times smoking, me and this girl smoked 4 back to back doobies and just laid there staring at each other and sharing our thoughts
Last night I smoked for the first time since February. I only got really hungry. Well I do remember just walking around the house for a couple hours, and every now and then realizing it and going "damn I'm high". But it wasnt like my first few times, where music and video games were all so intense. How can I get that back? Also, I had a few drinks, did that dampen my high?
wow man i like to toke but honestly i get bored of smokin errr day, for me if im playing certain video games such as final fantasy x its a blast but if i got nothin that compliments me being high i just end up bummin around my house spacing out and to be honest on thoughs days i feel better sober or with a lil caffeine in me
video games, music, smoking more weed, doing other drugs, taking out the trash, building a sand castle, sleeping, trying to ride to dog, watching a movie, going to the bathroom, forgetting things, listening to music, forgetting things, sleeping, etc.etc.etc.