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BEST THINGS WHEN HIGH
yes, sex and fap, eating delicious stuff, but what else?!
whats your favorite thing to do?
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I heard killing yourself is cool when you're high. KYS degenerate pothead.
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Swimming in a rip tide.
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>>692534923
>watching movies
>video games
>listening to music
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>>692535316
Yup that about covers it
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>>692535316
shower with cold water is also cool
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watching scary movies is great too
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>>692535498
it kills the high sometimes though. i smoked fo rthe first time in 5 years last week. it was awesome. bought some strain called fuck yeah earlier today.
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watching the stars is freaking awesome, you really feel the universe over you
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>>692535141
>hurr pot is bad and if you smoke it you're a pot head.

This is what you choose to do with your free time? Acting like a pompous cunt anonymously on the internet?
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>>692535961
nature is something i really enjoy while stoned. i enjoy being sober but stoned is a whole another level.
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>>692536077
also
>tfw no one knows i toke, they think im sober.
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>>692536077
yes me too
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>>692534923
I like to chill on roofs at night and watch the stars.

Fav spot is my old school's gym roof. It's about 3 stories. Done a lot of drugs up there.
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Watching cartoons with my buddies.
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>smoke weed
>all day
>everyday
>10 years

No longer get "high" just get "normal"

Inb4 try dabs, tolerance breaks, etc.
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drinking bleach
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>>692536056
Hey! You're on fucking /b/. Pothead calling the kettle black
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>>692535141
>Shitposting when high

My nigga
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>>692536499
thats what happens when you abuse it.
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>>692535498
nah kills the high for me...love to lie naked on the couch and still feel warm and cozy
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>>692536703
kek
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>>692536056
you smoke pot though, everything argument that you try to throw at us is invalid
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>>692536499
Going cold turkey and detoxing does wonders anon. Stay a month or two without weed and you'll see.
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I also like to read a book, if you are really stoned you canĀ“t read, but you only read the first two or three lines and your mind do the rest
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4wheeling around an abandoned golf course is in my thoughts op five
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>>692536216
No they don't, they just don't care.
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>>692536862
yeah do it faggot. atleast a few weeks since you have such a high tolerance.
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>>692536862
Nigga can you read
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The back of a 20 dollar bill
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>>692536843
You're judging the guy on the basis of using a substance that you do not. Using such argument also makes all your arguments invalid due to the plain ignorance of it.
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>>692536982
>golf course
egh i work at one i hate golf
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>>692536862

The hardest part is I dont have any other vices I really enjoy.
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>>692536995
yes, i know they dont know.
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>>692536499
But seriously. Try a tolerance break you fucking addict
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I like smoking outside and shooting when I'm high.
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>>692535748
>fuck yeah earlier today

what a strange name. did it come from Algeria Last Week?
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watch kids movies
hang out on the docks
strobelight shower music time
chalk drawing
during the daytime i used to go to the pound and hang in the cat room with all the chill ass kittens
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>>692537072
Which course? I work at one in maryland
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>>692537183
Damn i am addicted to weed.

What a faggot.

K. I will stop.
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>>692537249
its called "fuck yeah" i dont know its grown here in washington. 22% thc content
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>>692537041
On weed?
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>>692534923
Do MDMA
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Other than the usual things, I always gravitate towards writing and reading while stoned. Nature walks are always nice too.
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have you gaise ever played audiosurf while high? thank me later.
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I had to quit p0t, I have asthma and toked for about a year, then my lungs incrementally became worse, couldn't breath, also it fucked my short term memory and I think my eyes took a toll too, for some reason I feel like my vision got worse, even though it might've just been coincidentally in the same time. God I miss the Devil's Cabbage.
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>>692536886
Lol

Invest in picture books. Or coloring books. Those are better. I love to draw and color when I'm high.
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>>692537381
>thejoke_you.jpg
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>>692536499
i'm currently on a tolerance break. i don't smoke all day but i do smoke everyday. it's been about a week now with a few smokes in between, but i already feel it. sucks when the high only lasts for 30min when it used to be.. what time is it? oh it's 3am.
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>>692537127
Try finding a hobby and spend time on it. I like watchmaking due to the extreme amounts of concentration and motor skills needed to make them.
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>>692537072
He said go 4 wheeling on the course. Not play the back 9 you fucking retard
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>>692536843
Heres your (you)
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>>692537652
>tolerance break
>a week now with smokes in between
>a week
>smokes in between

Nigga I'm sorry but you went full retard.
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>>692537439
On weed.
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>>692537318
one in washington. pic related is the practice putting green.
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>>692537703
no fucking shit faggot.
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weed man get in here
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>>692537520

Your eyes are getting worse because you're getting older.

Not saying you need to, because do what you want, but if you ever want to try again, try some edibles.
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>>692537851
well when i'm smoking multiple times a day it matters. the shit just appears on my door-step but not having any of my own severely decreases the amount i smoke. sorry, if a break of any kind doesn't help you out faggot.
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>>692534923
if alone, which I prefer, because I get social awkward in groups... i have kind of a routine... start listening to music music, like wardruna, that's doing for me, drifting away and then i get horny, start fantasing about lagertha from vikings and other nordic women, have a good fap with that, then often listen to movie parodies, since they have way more jokes in it than normal comedy movies, later some electric music, for example flute tune or lmfao... often get horny a second time so fap to a porn, since imagination won't do it anymore then... then again some movie parodies.... and again some music, forget too mention like creedance clearwater revival and stuff like that...eating...drinking a few beers... have a fap again and then fall asleep some time... pro tipp: try 3d speaking like from heather feather on youtube, can be awesome since i get the feeling theres a real girl around me, which often ends in a good fap.... sounds a bit desprate, but it's worth....that's probably it for me what i like when high
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>>692538024
Then your reply should have consisted of mentioning the 4-wheeling, not the golf.

You don't even have to go to a goddamned abandoned course. Just go to ant old field.

Of course you need a 4-wheeler or atv
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>>692538544
3d only with headphones btw
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I love to cook elaborate meals when i'm baked. Yellow curry, jambalaya, whole chickens..

Pic Related; one of my recent creations.
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>>692534923
>sex
I can never cum when high
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>>692534923

Pasta carbonara with ice cream for dessert while having Cowboy Bebop play in the background while I grind away in some game I own. Progressive rock and purple lights are also very pleasant whilst stoned. My favorite thing though? Probably masturbating. It may take extra effort, but I feel like my entire body is cumming at once. Granted though, each bite of that pasta has a similar effect. Showers too. Jesus yes.
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Weed is overrated also i coyld jerk and it kills my high also eating stuff doesnt taste that great....for me atleast
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>>692538544

i do the same, but a little less elbaorated
music->smoke->fap->movie->fap->continue movie->fall asleep
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>>692534923
scuba diving while high is a trip
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>>692538544
Virgin detected
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>>692537068
You should drink alcohol it's better for you both short and long term. Plus it's more than likely to get you laid instead of retarded. - just saying.
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A new thing I discovered is reading twitch.tv chat holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMZ525m9EM
example^
reading that one random comment that has nothing to do with the chat is hilarious
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>>692538237
Edibles unfortunately don't affect me, no idea why. Heartbreaking.
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>>692540517
LMAO that one faggot
>you guys are all so stupid
fucking no fun allowed cuck
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>>692534923
music duh. i dont fully enjoy a high if i dont get to listen to any music
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>>692535141
/pol/ is the most recent form of edgy teen, worse than goths, weebs, punks, everything... they believe they can save the world, if only people would listen. they generally go about this by being a fucking dick to everyone and trying to achieve world peace by means of genocide.
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Acid
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>>692540401
>it's better for you both short and long term

You're completely retarded. Alcohol does not good for at all. It's actually one of the most harmful substances you can ingest. And the "retardation" you speak of is temporary if not being of the person's character. A week or two of detoxing will make you think clearly and you'll have your memory back.
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>>692540658
For some reason some people it just doesn't work
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>>692540266
Oh hell no

I used to snorkel during the summer. One time blunted it up before going for a small swim.

The depth preception is already kinda wonky underwater, then the goggles dont help too much. I felt i was tripping visually and forgot how to swim.

Lifegaurd rescued my about 10 feet from the shore.
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>>692541116
I'm pretty certain pot effects your memory, hence pot head. I also hear that smoking the stuff can make you very ignorant and socially awkward. Some people have even got anxiety attacks and worse.

With the likes of beer and cider it is easily measured and each unit is on average gone by the hour. Pot has no measurement and is now more dangerous than it use to be.
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>>692534923
Listening to music, fapping, video games especially the fantasy ones, writing and drawing. For some reason i really enjoy thinking out my life when im stoned ,sometimes it kills my high but i feel more care free and level headed when i do it. Also dont forget the snacks.
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>>692541558
The above comment goes so well with this comment. kek
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>>692541227
im building a scuba suit to take acid underwater. I know the risks and I am working on solving them.
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>>692541558
Pot does have measurements. Mg or thc mg tha and mg cbd.
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>>692541558
Either you're underage or baiting. I shall cease responding to your arguments.
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>>692534923
pretty much this...jack off and eat

t; i'm a 38yr old virgin
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Guys i'm considering buying this is it good ?


i have been smoking joint for maybe 4 years now, and this looks cool and easy to use, i wouldnt mind stoping tobaco with my joing, iv tried vaping on a volcano and it's dope, will this get me higher than with joint is my question and is it indeed more easy to use and smoke for day to day use
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>>692535141
Lol
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Used to be against every single drug ever and thought they were all just life ruiners. Weed isn't a drug and everything I've been told was a lie rofl I vaporize my weed for a clear headed high and do so on a daily basis. When people argue that weed is a drug it gives me cancer. This is coming from someone who said they would never do a single drug in their lifetime, then I tried weed.
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Playing stickman physics games.
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>>692534923
Open world games like witcher or skyrim are hella good. Also slow electronic music can be nice.
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>>692540658
Lol. You're doing it wrong, everything you're doing is wrong.
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How it's made on YouTube. Best thing ever high.
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Doritos are up there
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>>692541824
That must be the pot, making you very lazy and socially inept. It's ok bro you'll finish this phase soon enough and regret it all later.
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>>692542088
Weed, shrooms and acid are the three drugs I recommend everyone try at least once
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>>692542019
it's a piece of shit that will waste weed... all it is is a battery putting voltage across a metal screen in a piece of wood. the screen is at the bottom so the hot air never goes over the weed, it has to slightly burn the bottom which is inefficient and retarded. you'll get high but you'll be wasting weed equally as much as in a joint. plus it's a rip off for a 50cent NiMH battery, a one cent tap screen and a few grams of wood....
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>>692542088
Weed being a drug isn't debatable. Scientifically it is a drug. By refusing an actual fact all you do is come off as a retarded stoner.
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>>692535141
please kill yourself.
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when im high on edibles it takes me legit 2 hours to fap.. feels kinda good but i take forever.
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>>692534923
Watching documentaries. I fucking love watching WW2 docs.
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>>692540401
that was the most retarded fucking thing ive read in my life
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>>692541819
It's not accurate, don't be that kid who stand up for something he clearly doesn't know anything about. Next you'll tell me each strain is indefinitely decided and will stay the same for years to come like drink.. each strain changes, every grow, It's a plant that is smoked organically but only gets stronger with each grow.
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>>692542669
I can never cum from having sex while high, but it makes me feel like I'm orgasming still.
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>>692541558
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>>692542548
>dangerous
Hahahaha.... and he mentions "ignorance" in his post! Classic
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>>692542579

ah fuck that was the only one that was appealing to me, do you know a good portativ vape like this one but t great ?
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>>692542019
Just get an arizer solo off eBay from the seller golf meister. That's a real vaporizer, that wooden one is a piece of shit.
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>>692542019
Ive had really good vaporizers, even that overpriced volcano shit.

IDK why everyone says its the best shit.
Smokes so slow. Slow to repack. And personally doesnt get me as high as smoking the same amount through a pipe.
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>>692534923
Watch the office
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>>692536703
Keeeek
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>>692542765
Don't be ignorant. Do you honestly think you will have more of a chance getting laid smoking pot indoors on your own OR going out and meeting new people with drink?
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Music.

I cant do videos games, I cant concentrate at all.

Oh, and Watch weird shit like the Mighty Boosh, Parks & Rec or the Red Dwarf
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>>692542857
It is accurate where it's legal and regulated like alcohol. The tests are accurate to 0.1%.
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>>692542890
Don't tell me: you're squirrel kin?
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>>692534923

watching animus
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>>692543100
The herbalaire H3 is better than the volcano and cheaper. You can literally take the vaped weed from a volcano and get more bags out of the herbalaire with it. Plus it can be used with a whip and through a bong.
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>>692534923
sleep and forget about the world
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>>692542765
Actually many doctors recommend 3 drinks a day for (white) males. There have been numerous studies proving alcohol reducing rates of heart disease, which is the most common cause for death in the U.S.

So that's kinda a big deal....
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>>692543113
My girlfriend and I get fucked up and fuck for hours, usually by the time of night you're puking and pissing yourself.
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>>692542215
..t-thanks.
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>>692543200
From the US? You do realize out of your blunted haze you elected a nigger for a president right?
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>video games
>listening to relaxing music
>if it's a warm sunny day then go for a walk through a forest (such a blissful feeling)
If I'm in the mood I'll sketch. I find if I've smoked just the right amount then my imagination can completely take control and I can produce some crazy stuff.
Pic related, it's something I drew earlier today when I was high.
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Get some headphones go for a walk with some good tunes from mrsuicidesheep on YouTube hit up 711 get a slurpee walk through the park and talk to people on hikes with there dog and pet the dogs
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>>692542088
be cautious, it causes a amotivational syndrome, that can lead in its badest phase to you not willing to stand up from your bed anymore and is linked with depression.

just a warning from an ex every day stoner
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>>692542594

WOW SCIENTIFICALLY ITS A DRUG!!?!?!?!? REALLY! WOW

>what is sugar
>what is caffein
>what is to less sleep
>what is to much sleep
>what is painkillers
>what is music
>what is sex
>what is love
>what is smell
>what is pain
>what is sport
>what is damn boi u suck
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>>692543450
He was the lesser of two evils both times anyway.
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>>692543557
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>>692543557
>r
I've always been a kind of loner regardless. I have depression and the cannabis helps to treat it. I don't find myself dependent on cannabis at all. I could literally quit whenever but I have no desire because it's not doing anything but helping me with things. I actually BECOME motivated.
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>>692542711

no matter how often you watch it, the good guys lose in the end....
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>>692543557
This. Plus chronic anxiety. I love how stoners think Marijuana doesn't effect them mentally. But anyone who has conversed with a habitual user can see first hand how stupid and slow they have become.
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>>692543365
The thing is here when you get a little older and have to get a job and not fiend off your parents then your gf will realise what a degenerate she is. She will break up with you and leave you for someone who has a job and drinks (because its the cool thing to do). You'll realise you just wasted your money, time, life and have a reality check. You will go into shock and have no chances of getting a new gf with the factors of being too old and no real job. Your only option will be to be gay and hit the streets to suck dick for a living. You will eventually get caught and thrown into jail with bubba and spend the rest of your life as some backward retard who spent too much time getting high. Rethink your life you loser.
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>>692543911
/pol/ pls
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>>692543535
suicide sheep is the shit, do you have any good songs from him you recommend?
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>>692543920
I love how you don't understand cannabinoid ratios and terpene profiles and are not afraid to let the world know.
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>>692542942

thanks i'll check it out, my problem is that they all look lke cheap tv remote, cant they have a single creative idea ?
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>>692543819
Good job making yourself look even more retarded.
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>>692543963
I'm 37 years old. I have an excellent job and my own house. Project a little harder there, bud.
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>>692543557
This guy actually has a valid point and all you tards not taking good advice lol.. You all must be in your teens or completely high and retarded.. Think about it, its been around for YEARS and its illegal for a reason. The only reason why america has brought it back is because the media has a huge control over your nation now. Its life but im sorry : suck it america and get rekt kid..
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Had a couple of hits since year earlier tonight, at the moment i enjoy taking a long poop. Havent felt this much fun on the toilet in years. After this i will take a beer and i am thinking about watching pulp fiction.
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>>692543831
UH huh.... come on buddy put down the blunt and go outside. hit the gym, get a book and get ready for a night out at the weekend to get some chick. Life gets boring on the couch.
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>>692537200
Cleetus?
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>>692544272
>>692543963
>>692543920
Samefag
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>>692543963
Yeah, all weed smokers are losers (Carl Sagan, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama)
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>>692544272
Then why is alcohol legal. It's legal to be an alcoholic within the confines of your own home. What does cannabis do worse than alcohol?
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>>692534923
There's some brick weed that isn't like your average, everyday cartel shitbrix. Would purchase.
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>>692544193
37 still smoking pot - fuckin degenerate. How shit must your life be to smoke at that age? Are you dealing the pot by any chance? I smoke it on the very odd occasion but ill be damned if i will be as ignorant and retarded as you to make myself believe its all good for me.
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>>692543920
Using the term "stoner" as a derogatory term for people who smoke is equivalent to calling everyone who drinks an alcoholic.

Legalization in colorado has proven that normal, successful people can smoke after work/on the weekends and live perfectly normal lives.

Im sorry that your retarded friend started smoking weed and went to work at burger king for the rest of his life, but he does not represent the vast majority of people who smoke.

I work at the fifth largest bank in the U.S and produce data metrics for ITSM. I enjoy smoking when i get home from work. Am i a degenerate loser?
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>>692544546
He has a valid point. Your argument is also right but you are missing the point he is making.
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>>692535748
I love it when dealers get creative with the strain names. You know it's not what it was originally called but you don't care, because it's clever, and helps with selling.
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>>692537479
Currently downloading an android version
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>>692544546
Weed fucks up brains worse than alcohol for kids. After 25-ish, weed is safer than alcohol cause brain > liver.
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>>692544488
'>>692544272 (You)
'>>692543963 (You)
'>>692543920
close but I guess you don't know it all m8.
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>>692544546
it makes you passive bro, we need drugs that make people unstable for the good of society
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>>692543889
>I can quit
>I can't function normally without it

d e n i a l
you're addicted bruh
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>>692544498
Michael Phelps did it on the very very odd occasion and im certian he doesnt do it chronically like you retards. Athletes get drug tested and I highly doubt he will consume when he has to train so much. The other two names are fags kek.
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>>692536499
Dude go 3-4 mo w/out and see how high you get. I couldn't even finish a bowl when I started back up.
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sailing while high is fantastic. in 4 years me and this guy are going to sail from Washington to Hawaii. watching sailing videos is dope
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>>692537041
is there a guy in the bushes?!? I don't know! I don't know!!
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>>692544414
Maybe Romney would have been better, but electing the rich is just cutting out the middleman to corruption.
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>>692544990
i hate this notion that weed is sum fucking wonder drug, its alright but to be honest its fuckin over hyped
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>>692544889
Why do you asume that, i have had the same issues. Also i am dutch so it was very easy to get alcohol and weed.
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>>692538237
Then you obviously dont live in an mmj state, no fucking surprise uncle dickhead's brownies didnt work. "i used a whole 2 gremz" lookin ass. fucking faggot.
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>>692545221
This is my point. WEED MAKES YOU GAY. LOOK AT THIS FAGGET.
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>>692545086
Athletes typically just get tested for steroids.
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>>692537381
That % doesn't mean that THC takes up %22 of the mass of the bud. That means of the total terpine profile %22 is THC.
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>>692534923
Hoe nigga.
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>>692545508
weed doesn't make you a loser, being a loser makes you a loser. smoking weed won't change anything
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>>692545393
Even in holland they don't all like weed. I have friends from there who detest the stuff.. Take a walk through amsterdam and i feel physically sick, yet take a walk through the likes of Soest or anywhere else and its clean and nice. You're dutch then come out with the truth bro. Weed is not some wonder drug, it's shit if anything.
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>>692536499

you're disgusting. you disgust me. fucking disgusting fucker.
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>>692545601
Yep, and 22% is kinda middle-high too. I have some phaser that's 27% thc and 23% thca
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>>692534923
Skinnydipping
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>>692545588
You have no idea. You literally have no idea. I use to compete and they test for anything, ITS A DRUG TEST. "typically", put down the blunt.
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>>692537479
yes, 2 mdma pills deep makes for a good time
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>>692545758
Great now this sailor faggit is all butthurt.
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>>692545367
i smoked weed every day starting in grade 11 when my sister first started getting sick.

mid grade 12 she passed and i moved on to dabbing. 2-3 times a day

i was in a first year millwright program at the time

ended up dropping it all, ditching home, and living in a "trap house" with my "friends" who i could only relate with through drugs and sometimes music

im 23 now and i stopped 2 years ago. im still trying to get my life back together because it along with my depressive attitude tore my family apart, and destroyed my future prospects.

for all purposes im uneducated and i have to waste even more years of my life trying to get to a level where i can get back into trade school.
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>>692545508
https://www.clipperroundtheworld.com/#

also I am saving up the money to join this round the world race, there is so much fun shit you can do it you just look
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>>692546050
I wish my friend would do the same. Good on you bro, if its worth anything- I'm proud of you.
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>>692546151
Stop. I won't turn. I am a straight arrow bra.
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>>692546050
so were you trying to use cannabis to treat depression?
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>>692546050
>autism

....blaming pot?

This is either bait or the homie is literally retarded.
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>>692545367
>>692546050

tldr
>weed helps with depression.
>weed helps you get over things
>weed allows you to feel content and ok
all true

but it is because you are choosing to numb yourself from reality, you never have to face it when youre high.

you arent depressed because youre tricking your bodies reward systems into giving you huge loads of reward for literally no effort.

this draws you away from the mechanisms biological reason for existence, to motivate you to do good things for yourself. to grow as a person.
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>>692545916
Maybe in your country where reasonable suspicion and other freedoms don't exist.
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This creepy yet dope song

https://m.soundcloud.com/hectorvae/xxl
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>>692546448
to be honest it sounds like he had issues with depression, not really with drugs
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Psychedelics and bike rides are tite
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>>692546050

It was your self destuctive behavior

If not ganja, than something else.
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>>692546513
eh pot is kinda meh when it comes to relieving saddness for me, liquor is wayyy more effective in that right
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>>692546448
>ditching autistic-tier interest in mechanical systems is autism

what
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>>692546574
You mean separate right? I couldn't do psychs and ride my bike
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>>692534923
making shitty music

https://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom
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>>692546545
>another fucking retard

Obviously, shitdick. Use pot as a scapegoat because he has faggot daddy issues, who fucking cares, but certainly dont blame the pot.
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>>692535295
underrated
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>>692546717
weed use is inherently self destructive
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>>692534923
Work.
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>>692542019
I have this and always roll joints when I could. Unless you're extremely paranoid of smelling like pot don't get a vape
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>>692546417
when was the last time you did something outlandish and crazy?
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>>692546958
So is this site. But here we are.
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>>692546801
Last week had 125 micrograms of ALD-52 and went on the finest bmx cruise
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>>692546958
much logic, such true, best sources, tru logic

explain ur reasoning m8 and is this all drugs or just the dank
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>>692546958
Not as much as other drugs, including alcohol.
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>>692546768
This is a fucking child not being able to accept responsibility for his own autistic actions.

>I'm 23 now
If you think he is an adult, kill yourself you millennial piece of shit, you're what's wrong with this world.
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>>692547031

yea iv watched some video and it really look like a pain in the ass, like you can use these things no more than 3 times a day max because of the battery and stuff

i think you are right i dont really need one anyway, but this things looked cool, and i'm sure it's healthier for your lungs in the long run..
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>>692546448
if i hadnt gotten into weed and its associated culture i would have stayed in school.

i left because why stay in school when you can go get high all the time. it's equal to any other drug i couldve chosen, thats the point.

just because it doesnt kill you when you take too much doesnt make it harmless
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>>692546518
Stop you sound retarded mate. Its a drug test, dont be so fucking stupid.
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>>692544695
What is especially enjoyable is how progressively angry you're getting with each post at the sheer ineffectiveness of your campaign.
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>>692547347
>smoking weed in a sporadic, social environment is autism

what
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>>692534923
smoking early in the day and going to a movie, preferably with no one or barely anyone else seeing it.

lawn mowing/music

hiking/ or just walking/jogging anywhere outside

specific games
gta online or smash bros/mario party/kart with others.

sex/ but more preferably just recieving oral or something. I sometimes overthink if i try to smoke and then have sex so I've just been preferring being the position to do nothing atm and just relax and get head.


reading books/comics/graphic novels
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Nature documentaries, put something on with David Attenborough on any sink into your sofa
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>>692547384
If it wasn't weed it would have been something else. It's not the weeds fault, it's yours
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>>692546915
>Obviously...
>don't blame pot..

Just keep going the way you are mate give it 2 years and you will see how much of a spaztic you are.
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>>692537041
Kekerino
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>>692547384
>i left because why stay in school when you can go get high all the time.

i never had that problem i never gave a fuck about skool even when i was sober all the time
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>>692547041
I moved to Australia since i quit pot. Not sure if that's enough but it beats staying inside a house in the UK being high all day.
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just picked up some strawberry cough. anyone had it before?
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>>692547508
Na I'm just really really high.. Not sure If my trolling is even working anymore.. got enough responses this morning to do me for today. We should smoke a joint right now bro.. lets just do it.. and then buy another bag of weed to do us for a week and just stay stoned forever, one love, <3
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>>692544723
Stoner is a term I use for people who use all day every day. I lived in Colorado while it was legal and the youth there basically stopped smoking the "flower" as it wasn't strong enough. It is common for many to smoke the extracted form all day every day. I don't believe there is anything wrong with using but legalization just made it way too easy to abuse. Plus the worthless stoners are the ones who are the most vocal, which is extremely annoying.
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>>692547959
No but I have some "Peach belly", "trident lowrider", "king skunk" and my all time favorite "Mystic Autistic"- so strong it turns you autistic man...
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>>692548204
Hated that weed was so closley associated with jamaicans.

Like other countries didnt use it long before jamaica even existed.
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>>692534923
I have a question about lsd and or shrooms, should I take them while i'm in pain? I am getting braces before my yeild coomes in and im wondering if the pain will cause a bad trip
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>>692548343
Look man you don't know anything. Weed is amazing and so good for you. Just look at the science behind it man. Weed <3
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>>692548378
Just smoked big band. It's really skunky and really strong
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>>692547681
>2 years

zoz

>turning 41 in Dec
>veteran smoker going on 25 years
>MBA
>home owner
>wife of 7yrs, 0 faggot children like yourself

I'll let you know when I get 'spaztic', you European piece of shit, 'mate'
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>>692548512
i feel like the pain would fuck with me while i was tripping
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>>692548512
Only if you want to die internally for what feels like an eternity
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>>692548512
Consider Ice or bath salts?
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>>692534923
Playing games on kongregate, playing games on xbox, having sex, watching cartoons, doing math
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>>692548512
As long as it's not too bad of pain that it would put you in a bad state of mind. Bad trips almost always start from you being upset in the beginning.
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>>692548626
AWH WOW no way MAAANNN.. wow it's like we're one now but on a really high mellow level maan...
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>>692534923
The only things I really do when I smoke weed is browse the internet, fap and listen to tunes. To be fair I don't smoke often so I typically end up fucked and unable to do much else.
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>>692547898
well you changed everything about your surroundings which is cool. I just spent a year living in Sweden and now that I am back I realize that I don't want to go back to my old life, This will sound retarded but I wasn't being as "me" as I could be. shrooms made me realize that. learning about math is really fun too
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>>692548858
>doing math

thats fun for u when ur high, i feel the exact opposite
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>>692548734
>some amount of bullshit
>more bullshit
>a tad more bullshit
>sprinkle the last reminiscence of bs
>Perfect bullshit can't be flawed or questioned.

Stoner logic kek

saying zoz at 41.. bloody man child.
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>>692548858
I struggle with math when I'm sober. I do like reading when high tho
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>>692549070
opposite how? You hate math when high? Love math when sober?
I like to do math while high because it helps me focous, and the relaxation allows me to be more creative
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>>692544414
I'll not be taking any advice from someone who hangs out on /b/ you fucking faggot
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>>692549037
Drugs is great for opening your perception however if you abuse the tool then you will eventually just abuse yourself. Sweden is full of hotties. Unlike Australia which was just a lie.
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>>692549352
Math is hard but beautiful, and mostly enjoyable if presented right to you. I've converted a few people by teaching them
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>>692548734
whats so great about the dank, i like it in all that its just unless im playing a certain video game or something all i end up doing is spacing out and chilling
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>>692544414
This is the weekend. If you're such a sociable player why aren't you out right now getting laid? Oh right, because you're just like the rest of us. No use pretending you're better than anyone here.
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>>692549497
Paranoia. classic pot traits.
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>>692544866
>fuck yeah
>clever
proof that weed destroys your brain
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>>692545086
Ayyyyy
Lmao
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>>692549681
Its 11am bro, chill, Im going out tonight and genuinely being sociable.

>so stoned timezones arent a real thing.
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>>692534923
go back to r/trees, faggent
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>>692549520
i know, I smoke way too much, about once a day. doing calligraphy while high is fun as shit. ill post what I made in a sec
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>>692549394
im alright at doing math sober, its just ive never driven much enjoyment out of math in its pure abstract forum, when i get high im usually looking for things that i derive enjoyment out of not math
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>>692550025
At least you can admit it, I also toke on the odd occasion but I will be damned to say its the best thing for me. A lot of psaztics on here too pro to such a useless drug.
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>>692549566
You're 100% right, I think the teacher is everything. I'm confident with math up to a certain level, but later on in high school my teachers were boring and completely unengaging so I lost interest. Teachers I had when I was younger were interesting and kept me engaged.
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>>692534923
watching intense shows like prison break with some drinks
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>>692549878
Not stoned m8, I very rarely smoke.
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>>692550264
this might sound strange, but i get bored of being high if i smoke errr day
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>Tfw people say weed isn't addictive
When I was 15 I got addict to weed until I was 21. If I couldn't get any I would pay people up to 50 dollars for the last bud. I would crawl around my floor and friends floors with a torch to pick up tiny bits of weed and smoke them they had carpet fibres stuck to them. I offered to suck a dealers dick for a bud and he beet me up
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>>692550058
I understand. I wish you could see what I see. I could teach you. Come tu my country and I'll be your math teacher, and you'll discover a whole new beautiful universe
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>>692548734
0 children, lmfao, smoked himself impotent.. What a fucking loser keks
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The best thing when high? Just feel your presence on this earth dud [8]
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>>692550779

Holy shit you're retarded. Please go away.
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>>692550562
oh.. just retarded then?..
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>>692550751
kek
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>>692550439
Math is taught in a very unnatural, artificial way, when it is neither. I've had people of all social and educational level being interested in some form of math. It is a huge universe, there's something for everybody.
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>>692550725
>>692550264
I don't smoke a lot at all, just get kind of buzzed I drew the WIZ on the sign
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>>692551298
Fucking sideways
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>>692550955
>please
The desperation of your defensiveness is beyond faggitory. post pic of your fat useless wife "please".
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I love smoking in an open field, shits cash.

Another one of my favourite times smoking, me and this girl smoked 4 back to back doobies and just laid there staring at each other and sharing our thoughts
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>>692534923
I like to cut myself when I'm high.
Its the fucking best m8
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Fishing for boogers
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>>692551618
You complete and utter faggot
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more lsd
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>>692550725
No that's normal, treat it as if it's best to do it only every once in a while and you won't abuse the receptors in your brain
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>>692536862
Last night I smoked for the first time since February. I only got really hungry. Well I do remember just walking around the house for a couple hours, and every now and then realizing it and going "damn I'm high". But it wasnt like my first few times, where music and video games were all so intense. How can I get that back? Also, I had a few drinks, did that dampen my high?
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>>692543458
holy fuck I could never draw a line that straight to save my life
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I'm about to go get baked as fuck lol
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>>692550751
wow man i like to toke but honestly i get bored of smokin errr day, for me if im playing certain video games such as final fantasy x its a blast but if i got nothin that compliments me being high i just end up bummin around my house spacing out and to be honest on thoughs days i feel better sober or with a lil caffeine in me
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>>692543819
you could've just said dopamine and serotonin are drugs and looked a little bit less retarded / stoned
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>>692537200
Because 'Merca'... Me too bro.
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>>692545508
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>>692536056
Don't feed them man!
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>>692534923
sucking cock feels awesome
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>>692547378
Weed tastes better with it that's for sure. But i'd rather get stoned than play le weed savoureur faggot.
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>>692534923
People watching.
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>>692553660
>le weed savoureur faggot.
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>>692551505
Wrong guy, lildix

But yeah man, you enjoy those kids. Let me know how that goes.
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>>692543458
You seem like me, you are a cool guy
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>>692534923
video games, music, smoking more weed, doing other drugs, taking out the trash, building a sand castle, sleeping, trying to ride to dog, watching a movie, going to the bathroom, forgetting things, listening to music, forgetting things, sleeping, etc.etc.etc.
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>>692539223
>strawberries with cream
>elaborate meal
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smoke dope!
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