Wow that was realistically badass which is rare to see.
some1 remembers webm that a niggro swipes around with a niggres on a nigger party?
You goddam sheep faggot. Who are you to tell people what they should type?
omfg. The guy with the water bottle. A for effort I suppose, but what did he think it would do?
this has got to be one of the best WEBMs I've seen in a while, holy fuck this is entertaining. It's like watching an action movie's main character beating a bunch of people all at once.
I didn't tell you to do anything. I asked you a question.
Not fully sure of the story, but am going to take a wild guess and say she probably screwed him over somehow, probably cheated on the dude so he stabbed her. And by the looks of things it's shot outside of the store by a security camera at night, so she probably couldn't see what he was holding, especially since the knife was in the hand furthest away from her.
>And by the looks of things it's shot outside of the store by a security camera at night
That makes sense. I forget about the infared working in pitch black to human sight, so yeah, probably never even saw the knife.
>Would you know that it hit your heart?
Yeah. It has a feeling. Being stabbed has a feeling too, but I'm talking about the feeling of instant loss of blood pressure. It's a sinking feeling. It makes you want to sit down that instant, and within seconds you can't even stand up or remain conscious.
If you feel that sinking feeling more than the pain from the wound, it's God calling. That's what the people are feeling when you see them kind of go into shock after a major wound. It's your body trying to damage control, but some damage is just too much.
Don't get me wrong, I'd like to say, I'd at least try to call 911 or tell someone I've been stabbed, but dying is pretty distracting, as I understand it.
Fucking kek, I'm gonna make that my finishing move.
It really depends on the person I guess. I've seen videos where people get shot in the heart and are still up walking around for a couple of minutes, but when they finally fall they are already so far into oxygen debt and running on adrenaline that they are dead instantly.
Going into shock and passing out gives your body the best chance for survival assuming the original threat is gone. It's the people you see fighting to the last breath that are going to be DOAs.
It's still prudent to fight to the last breath though, because usually the attacker is still going to kill you after you're unconscious.
that shit right there is just sad.
we need to take a moment and reflect.
Literally tore his skull wide open, taking his face with it. Can't really blame the bull. It's in a literal fight to the death. That's just stupidity that got that guy killed.
i ripped and made this from the dvd called "what were they thinking?"
according to the narrator, he survived the hit and just got away with this condition where he can not sense smell anymore.
holy shit what a bunch of fucking cunts
>lets just run around that pissed off bull and see if we can survive
great fucking idea
It's an adrenaline rush!! Just like jumping off a building, I'm sure. I guess they didn't think it through, but there it's a cultural thing. Like, the lads will call you a pussy and ostracize you if you don't come with them and act the fool.
Looks like something during a riot, to me. Why would a helicopter randomly be videoing some random junkies on the street? During the LA riots for example, that's exactly what they did all over the city, but normally that's not the case.
>Manager gets stuck inside automatic car wash
>This is what happens when you get locked in a car wash and it turns on.
>Luckily Josh Hood saw the funny side of what happened to him - so it's ok you can laugh too!
>The CCTV footage captured the manager getting wrapped around one of the large brushes and being given a good cleaning.
>Mr Hood said he was spraying down the inside of car wash when the hose he was using got caught on one of the brushes that was on a spin cycle.
>He said he wasn’t seriously injured and was rescued by a colleague who spotted him inside the machine.
>The incident happened inside the Pitstop Carwash in the city of Slidell in Louisana, USA.
yeah I know but I'd rather have no friends than no face. Literally
Yeah, you're right. lol It's pretty retarded. But we still have a lot of that shit in human culture. Doing dangerous and unnecessary shit to impress people doesn't get old with the plebs I guess.
How am I supposed to know if you're being sarcastic and not just a retard over text? You act like I can telepathically hear you speaking what you type and can catch your inflections, and tones.
The Dad I think was a policeman, and was embarrased of his son playing videogames all day, he put the gun on the desk and told him that if he was a man he will just kill himself (just bluffing) the guy did it, and I think the dad got fired
I can't help but think this is such a waste. She was probably worth more alive than a pile of charred remains. Honestly, she would have probably even consensually chosen forced labor in a death camp over that end.
I mean, they can't even use her parts now. Just a waste.
Pitbulls, the nigger breed of dogs...
if that was my dog getting bitten like that i would disable the dogs but not kill them, i would let them suffer and throw gthem through the owners window...
fuck pitbulls, majority of all dog attacks are by pitniggers.
saw this in another thread
>kid at the counter is their son
>dad is disappointed coz son just stays in and plays video games all day
>dad gives son gun for dramatic effect
>he says something like "you're already killing me so just shoot me"
>son shoots himself
>parents realise they fucked up and dance on the ground for some reason
put "/s" at the end of your sentence like other more advanced forums do to show sarcasm.
She shot a inncocent taxi driver for no reason.
So the town had judge and jury right then and there.
Also in some latin countries, minors sill not see any puinishment even if they admit to murder
quick version of the story.
>son was a neet
>dad was mad at loser son
>put gun in front of him and said shoot me
>son shot himself and dad though he missed so he slapped him
>only realised after the slap the son shot himself
>got on the floor
>no dinosaur :(
The bike literally ran into it. I'm not saying the car driver wasn't a retard. but he certainly didn't surprise the biker. If the idiot biker had kept his distance, nothing would have happened, but no, because he's riding a motorbike, he believes he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Serves him right.
>Son was suicidal
>Admitted this to mom and dad.
>Filipinos are Catholic
>Catholics have a suicide taboo.
>Confronts son and tries to use reverse psychology
>Cocks loaded gun and says, "Do it son!"
>Son does himself.
>Cunt parents roll around like all cunt parents would.
>moral of the story: becoming a parent makes you an insufferable cunt.
Quite happy the arabs and muslims population is rapidly decreasing throughout time, truly something to look forward to
>instinction of arabs-
A man can dream.
I dream of the extinction of illiteracy.
These two were actually /b/ tards.
"Anoufriev and Lytkin were arrested in connection with a series of six murders and attacks on homelessness and local residents in Akademgorodok of Irkutsk on April 5, 2011.The attacks, which involved a mallet, bat and knife, began in December 2010. Anoufriev and Lytkin were arrested after a video recording showing the dead body of a woman being mutilated with a knife was found on a camera belonging to Lytkin’s uncle, who had become suspicious.A psychiatric examination found them to be sane, and they told doctors that they had chosen weak and drunk people as their victims. The court case against Anoufriev and Lytkin is scheduled to begin after the completion of the investigation by March, 2012. On 2 April 2013, Anoufriev was sentenced to life imprisonment and Lytkin to 24 years."
No. In fact, you should be thanking me for pointing out your mistakes, so you can fucking fix them.
If no one tells you you're doing things wrong, you're gonna keep doing it wrong and people are gonna keep thinking you're a retard.
That's not a burglar, that's a robber. And he does not stab "men" to death, only one man.
>inb4 hurrr newfag the title is wrong on purpose hurrr
If that's the kind of humor you enjoy, you should consider drinking cyanide.
Even if the animals themselves don't think, they are by nature much more aggressive than other breeds of dogs. And it's the idiots who decide they would make a good pet dog that are absolutely fucking retarded.
Did you point out the mistakes though? you didn't? right. So you fucking blow me.
Jesus, you are truly the worlds greatest detective. Do you dress up like a bat and beat up clowns too?
He can't help the way he is. He's /b/tarded. Do you kick puppies when you go out for a walk too?
It must be so vindicating for you to be right, and to show others their wrongness.
You're like the snotty kid in the 80's movie who gets raped by the camp counselor at the end. The little fussy twatty fuck who reminds teacher that she forgot to assign homework. The douchebag hall monitor who was so hated, even the lunch ladies spit in your lunch.
/b/ used to have a higher standard for posting quality. When people started to bring up this retarded kind of humor here, it was when the quality of content of this place fell to the ground. By now this is the norm, but that doesn't mean I can't fucking berate them for being ignorant cunts with such a simple sense of humor.