Is /b/ ready for a rekt thread?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Is /b/ ready for a rekt thread?
>>692508645
>>692508645
Does this count?
>>692509361
retarded
>>692508645
Wow that was realistically badass which is rare to see.
>>692509361 This is isn't a vine compilation fuck face.
>>692508827
Isn't posting rape illegal?
>>692509361
i lost
>>692508645
Sauce?
Bupm
some1 remembers webm that a niggro swipes around with a niggres on a nigger party?
>>692508645
lol that dumb bitch
>attempts to hurt him with stick
>gets rekt
>"please don't hurt me"
>goes to grab another stick
>"oh shit please don't hurt me, I'm a girl"
>>692508827
>>692509165
got shrekt
>>692508645
How can you be so inept at fighting that 4 people can't overpower one guy with the same fighting skill
Bump
>>692509747
what am i watching? a guy just fucking up his pc with viruses?
>>692508954
This is ylyl, I like the direction though!
>>692513333
/thread
>>692512803
source? whos that?
>>692513333
How to derail a thread; go fuck yourself you nigger edition.
bump
>>692508645
>>692512617
This is my fetish
>>692508645
This one's brutal.
>>692509629
nice one
>>692514934
Hahahahahahaha
>>692509165
I would have killed the other dogs kicked
>>692512803
wearing absolutely nothing underneath like a total skank, shouldn't have a right to be surprised when it comes off. Stupid bitch.
>>692515221
>not typing kek
>>692515623
Who hurt you?
>>692512617
fuckin brutal
>>692516012
You goddam sheep faggot. Who are you to tell people what they should type?
>>692511931
>Negro beats up regress
>has party
I think you'll have to narrow it down some.
>>692510234
any idea what the original video was?
>>692515623
That's Meg you idiot.
>>692510234
omfg. The guy with the water bottle. A for effort I suppose, but what did he think it would do?
>>692508827
Realizing everything about there country is shit.
>>692512617
Does he get stabbed? I don't quite get it
>>692516933
He got shanked.
>>692516933
Yeah
>>692508645
this has got to be one of the best WEBMs I've seen in a while, holy fuck this is entertaining. It's like watching an action movie's main character beating a bunch of people all at once.
>>692516222
why are you telling me what not to do. cancerous white knight. you are the reason 4chan turns to shit
>>692517169
kek
>>692509165
motherfucking cannibal dogs
>>692517441
i think you're the cancer here mate.
bump
>>692509837
matrix
>>692517441
I didn't tell you to do anything. I asked you a question.
>>692511931
The one where it's like a club and he's literally swinging the niggress around like a doll, while in the background more niggers are chimping out?
>>692514934
did he died or just get waxed ?
>>692512617
this is sad, does he die? as soon as he gets hit he knows it's all over and doesn't even attempt to try anything.
fuck this boring derailed thread
>>692510524
i saw this video the dude that got hit would not stop talking shit and he didnt even hit back
>>692518089
I doubt he died, but depending on how long the video went, it might have fucked him up.
>>692517993
yeah i know the one, and its disgusting.
>>692518089
Dunno. He probably just got a bad squeeze from the cable but either way he won't do that again in a hurry.
>>692518106
It's a she, and what would you do when you if you get a knife stuck in your heart?
>>692509965
just gtfo
>>692512617
Is there a story to this? I don't get it. The guy has a knife in his hand. Why does the second guy walk up to him with no regard for the knife he's holding out?
>>692516344
Tip is strangle. Tip is kill.
Anyone got any ISIS shit?
>>692519069
Not fully sure of the story, but am going to take a wild guess and say she probably screwed him over somehow, probably cheated on the dude so he stabbed her. And by the looks of things it's shot outside of the store by a security camera at night, so she probably couldn't see what he was holding, especially since the knife was in the hand furthest away from her.
>>692518988
I would put pressure on the wound and lay down and die.
Would you know that it hit your heart?
>>692517993
This one?
>>692519732
>And by the looks of things it's shot outside of the store by a security camera at night
That makes sense. I forget about the infared working in pitch black to human sight, so yeah, probably never even saw the knife.
>>692519981
Also explains the other person's lack of fear
>>692519822
>Would you know that it hit your heart?
Yeah. It has a feeling. Being stabbed has a feeling too, but I'm talking about the feeling of instant loss of blood pressure. It's a sinking feeling. It makes you want to sit down that instant, and within seconds you can't even stand up or remain conscious.
If you feel that sinking feeling more than the pain from the wound, it's God calling. That's what the people are feeling when you see them kind of go into shock after a major wound. It's your body trying to damage control, but some damage is just too much.
Don't get me wrong, I'd like to say, I'd at least try to call 911 or tell someone I've been stabbed, but dying is pretty distracting, as I understand it.
>>692518321
thanks. he goes to my school
>>692520450
hey guys! I'm dying and maybe you should help me or nah but thats okay. kek
>>692519941
Fucking kek, I'm gonna make that my finishing move.
>>692519941
yeah, lol, what a bunch of chimps
>>692519941
The nog is strong with this nig
>>692519941
did kek
>>692520628
It really depends on the person I guess. I've seen videos where people get shot in the heart and are still up walking around for a couple of minutes, but when they finally fall they are already so far into oxygen debt and running on adrenaline that they are dead instantly.
Going into shock and passing out gives your body the best chance for survival assuming the original threat is gone. It's the people you see fighting to the last breath that are going to be DOAs.
It's still prudent to fight to the last breath though, because usually the attacker is still going to kill you after you're unconscious.
>>692519941
this is some super mario 64 shit
>>692521172
>>692521172
not funny. he died
>>692520450
good point. Very properly described my friend.
>>692516513
no its not?
>>692521172
hit his head pretty fucking hard. Is he actually dead? story please.
>>692519941
Looks like a good time had by all.
>>692521217
that shit right there is just sad.
we need to take a moment and reflect.
>>692520987
What's the story behind this
>>692521298
Literally tore his skull wide open, taking his face with it. Can't really blame the bull. It's in a literal fight to the death. That's just stupidity that got that guy killed.
>>692521535
>>692521172
i ripped and made this from the dvd called "what were they thinking?"
according to the narrator, he survived the hit and just got away with this condition where he can not sense smell anymore.
>>692521560
What the fuck
>>692519941
>>692517500
That's just good ol fashioned embarrassing.
>>692521874
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
>>692509165
Survival of the fitness
>>692521722
>he can not sense smell anymore
The brain is a funny thing.
The guy in this video can do maths really well after a brain injury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAjBbajbys4
>>692520987
>the end
holy shit what a bunch of fucking cunts
>>692521936
>filename
>>692521665
Two guys were fighting in the street until one other guy intervened
>>692520987
>black people never fight one on one
>>692521298
>lets just run around that pissed off bull and see if we can survive
great fucking idea
>>692522215
Yep. It goes from Assault to Manslaughter to Murder in the 1st degree in the course of a few seconds.
>>692522120
Fucking shitskins think she's a witch or something?
>>692508954
>Still making duck-face, even strapped to a spinal board
What a massive faggot.
>>692514934
>>692518089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR9p7a34gQw
>>692522605
let's see you do it better
>>692522537
It's an adrenaline rush!! Just like jumping off a building, I'm sure. I guess they didn't think it through, but there it's a cultural thing. Like, the lads will call you a pussy and ostracize you if you don't come with them and act the fool.
>>692508645
did he jumpkick that plank in half?
>>692521665
Last I heard is they were junkies and owed him money. I guess they were trying to get more and he cut them off. But this is the internet so who fucking knows.
>>692522705
The duck face? lol that's for fags.
>>692521972
OMG did he dieded?
>>692514667
kek
>>692522828
Looks like something during a riot, to me. Why would a helicopter randomly be videoing some random junkies on the street? During the LA riots for example, that's exactly what they did all over the city, but normally that's not the case.
>>692514805
Thats so mean omfg
>>692522120
Someone forgot how to stop drop and roll.
>>692522613
>Manager gets stuck inside automatic car wash
>This is what happens when you get locked in a car wash and it turns on.
>Luckily Josh Hood saw the funny side of what happened to him - so it's ok you can laugh too!
>The CCTV footage captured the manager getting wrapped around one of the large brushes and being given a good cleaning.
>Mr Hood said he was spraying down the inside of car wash when the hose he was using got caught on one of the brushes that was on a spin cycle.
>He said he wasn’t seriously injured and was rescued by a colleague who spotted him inside the machine.
>The incident happened inside the Pitstop Carwash in the city of Slidell in Louisana, USA.
Excellent thanks.
>>692522720
yeah I know but I'd rather have no friends than no face. Literally
>>692523036
That doesn't work with accelerants. You have to smother the flame.
>>692523130
Yeah, you're right. lol It's pretty retarded. But we still have a lot of that shit in human culture. Doing dangerous and unnecessary shit to impress people doesn't get old with the plebs I guess.
> typing
>>692523157
Someone forgot how to sarcasm.
>>692523318
I ain't clicking that shit, nigger.
>>692523318
nice fucking money-making referral link. gtfo with this spam.
>>692523440
How am I supposed to know if you're being sarcastic and not just a retard over text? You act like I can telepathically hear you speaking what you type and can catch your inflections, and tones.
>>692522120
She should run into them
>>692517993
still doesn't narrow it down much...
>>692521560
Wat
>>692523654
Maybe you can, if you believe hard enough...
>>692523684
Spite ftw. Hot hugs for everyone.
>>692521907
The Dad I think was a policeman, and was embarrased of his son playing videogames all day, he put the gun on the desk and told him that if he was a man he will just kill himself (just bluffing) the guy did it, and I think the dad got fired
Does anyone have that one of that guy who was on his knees with the bag over his head and like got shot by a tank?
anyone still here?
>>692522120
I can't help but think this is such a waste. She was probably worth more alive than a pile of charred remains. Honestly, she would have probably even consensually chosen forced labor in a death camp over that end.
I mean, they can't even use her parts now. Just a waste.
>>692523684
why? to kill more people than she already did?
>>692510524
Sauce?
>>692523905
Just us bots, m8.
>>692521972
>At least the snow cushioned the blow.
>>692508645
>>692522928
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>GASDASDASD
HALPS
>>692521560
Why did those two just drop to the ground having a seizure?
>>692523954
What'd she do?
>>692524351
nervegas
>>692524238
>4238â–¶
>>>692508645 (OP)
FUCK you
20 post by 1 poster just to keep a thread alive
>>692522720
>It's a cultural thing
What a retarded fucking culture then!
>>692521972
>front flip base jumping
fucking kek. kid had NO idea wtf he was doing. I wonder if that's even a base rig
>>692524536
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>692524536
The fuck is wrong with you.
>>692524372
she and a male complice killed a cabdriver
>>692509165
Pitbulls, the nigger breed of dogs...
if that was my dog getting bitten like that i would disable the dogs but not kill them, i would let them suffer and throw gthem through the owners window...
fuck pitbulls, majority of all dog attacks are by pitniggers.
>>692524695
want some?
>>692524741
THIS IS 4chAN BEFORE SUMMER
GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>692524351
saw this in another thread
>kid at the counter is their son
>dad is disappointed coz son just stays in and plays video games all day
>dad gives son gun for dramatic effect
>he says something like "you're already killing me so just shoot me"
>son shoots himself
>parents realise they fucked up and dance on the ground for some reason
>>692522901
Shoot failed to deploy, snow cushioned his fall only sprained his ankle
>>692524536
rest in peace
>>692524536
RIP thread
>>692524372
....killed people..... iirc with her boyfriend or something
>>692524812
gtfo cunt
>>692524956
>cunt
Underage b&
>>692524536
Fuck outta here with that shit, we all have normaly functioning dicks here
>>692524812
>Calling me a summer fag
There's being edgyon 4chan, then there's assholes like you who save cp. Kill yourself.
>>692524964
That's a hippo not a rhino.
Source: I completed kindergarten.
>>692521972
That's some Wile E Coyote stuff right there.
>>692524536
well it's been nice knowing this thread.
thanks for fucking it up
>>692525202
I'm pretty fucking sure that it's a wild boar
>>692525059
>le master troll
>>692525059
doesnt that turn you on there, mr kiddy fiddler?
>>692523654
Use your autism to decipher the sarcasm.
>>692525202
t. Newfag
>>692525202
>>692525320
it's a dog
>>692522370
>people will defend the biker
>>692523654
put "/s" at the end of your sentence like other more advanced forums do to show sarcasm.
>>692524582
So, all of them?
>>692525758
kys
>>692509747
>womenusingwindows.webm
>>692525580
are you an oldfag? man you're sooooooooo cool.
will you teach me to triforce like the cool kids?
>>692508645
dis nigga went berserk
>>692521415
Story behind this shit ?
>>692515623
> thinks its a real clip
>>692524819
>parents realise they fucked up and dance on the ground for some reason
Kek, those shit skins are wild.
>>692521874
Were they trying to rape her?
>>692521560
This is physical manifestation of a 4chan thread
>kill yourself op
>>692509165
Fuck I gotta fap to this suffering!!!
>>692521874
Where is the second part?
You know, the gang rape
>>692525986
Don't be salty that someone called you out on being a newfag.
Cracked Ribs.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572a6d6f6d246
>>692517441
>being this cancerous
move on in life and gtfo
>>692526092
Probably just being handsy, then the guy in the grey shirt knocks the other guys hat off so he went and cracked the chick because he thought she did it.
>>692526357
Sauce of that pic? She seems familiar.
>>692521298
If you mess with the bull, you get the horns
>>692523905
>>692523905
She was a fucking ANDROID! they live among us,
>>692522595
>>692523915
>witch
No, burned for whoring
>use her parts
They're burning the villa whore, they don't want her parts.
>>692526312
Your current status as a result of your shitposting
.
[ ]Not a faggot
[X]Faggot
>>692524536
Just had to prune the thread...
>>692522120
She shot a inncocent taxi driver for no reason.
So the town had judge and jury right then and there.
Also in some latin countries, minors sill not see any puinishment even if they admit to murder
>>692523602
FPSDoug strikes again
>>692521560
quick version of the story.
>son was a neet
>dad was mad at loser son
>put gun in front of him and said shoot me
>son shot himself and dad though he missed so he slapped him
>only realised after the slap the son shot himself
>got on the floor
>no dinosaur :(
>>692525638
the car is hogging 2 lanes, changing lane without checking the mirror and using the turn signals, why would you defend the car
>>692509747
this kills the windows
>>692526784
I heard she was involved in killing some local taxi driver with a group or some shit.
>>692524536
mods
>>692524536
you're donezo
>>692519941
Why didn't he smash her nigger face into the corner of that table and crush her teeth into her brain?
>>692526805
Mob justice in Guatemala - the other two assailants were also killed by the press gang
>>692527086
First time I'm hearing that. Are you sure you aren't thinking of a similar video where they stab the shit out of some chick?
>>692517500
i'm surprised nobody has spliced donkey kong gameplay into that
>>692521369
>>692527037
The bike literally ran into it. I'm not saying the car driver wasn't a retard. but he certainly didn't surprise the biker. If the idiot biker had kept his distance, nothing would have happened, but no, because he's riding a motorbike, he believes he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Serves him right.
>>692524462
Thats just a waste of ammo
>>692527489
You're right, they should've just burned them.
>>692527346
Basically this >>69252680 I heard it previously to this though.
>>692527346
>retard can't even read the thread
>>692526500
fuck you watch my video faggot.
>>692508954
Cringy? Yes. Rekt? No
>>692521874
Sauce? and more?
>>692521560
>Son was suicidal
>Admitted this to mom and dad.
>Filipinos are Catholic
>Catholics have a suicide taboo.
>Dad enraged
>Confronts son and tries to use reverse psychology
>Cocks loaded gun and says, "Do it son!"
>Son does himself.
>Cunt parents roll around like all cunt parents would.
>moral of the story: becoming a parent makes you an insufferable cunt.
>>692524462
Quite happy the arabs and muslims population is rapidly decreasing throughout time, truly something to look forward to
>instinction of arabs-
A man can dream.
>>692527786
Fuck off with your cheap advertising.
>>692526424
epic
>>692521660
Fractals. All I see are fractals!!!
>>692528120
in what sense
>>692510234
Asians have a flair for the dramatic. Just shoot yourself instead
>>692508645
That was beautiful. I want him as a friend.
>>692517169
Harambe didn do nuthin
>>692512803
Dat puss was tooooight
>>692528187
Sense of sight, duh.
>>692528006
I dream of the extinction of illiteracy.
>>692512803
If youre asking for sauce on this at all whatsoever just gtfo. Dude im almost 35 and this has been around for ATLEAST 10 years. Kys summerfag
>>692528006
Muslims are reproducing 5x faster in europe than europeans themselves. Fuck Islam and all the cancer it brings along with it.
>>692528187
In the sense that everything is fractal!!!
>>692508645
Shit sauce? He deserves a medal
>>692523602
Jesus fuck. I hope he got to finish his cup of coffee or whatever the hell the dirkas drink.
>>692526424
I'm gonna need a sauce for this.
>>692521346
Nope nope nope
>>692521346
kek
>>692521560
He shot himself with no hesitation
>>692528515
boohoo faggot I didn't take much english in school, cut some slack for a fellow swede.
>>692528674
Is this true, any source on this? Is europe really doomed from mudslimes?
>>692528858
Empire of Dust. theres a thing on youtube about it.
whole thing is a chinese documentary of them just ripping on them. from start to finish. it's brutally hilarious.
>>692521415
These two were actually /b/ tards.
"Anoufriev and Lytkin were arrested in connection with a series of six murders and attacks on homelessness and local residents in Akademgorodok of Irkutsk on April 5, 2011.The attacks, which involved a mallet, bat and knife, began in December 2010. Anoufriev and Lytkin were arrested after a video recording showing the dead body of a woman being mutilated with a knife was found on a camera belonging to Lytkin’s uncle, who had become suspicious.A psychiatric examination found them to be sane, and they told doctors that they had chosen weak and drunk people as their victims. The court case against Anoufriev and Lytkin is scheduled to begin after the completion of the investigation by March, 2012. On 2 April 2013, Anoufriev was sentenced to life imprisonment and Lytkin to 24 years."
>>692520987
This gives me a boner
>>692510234
>>692529212
No. In fact, you should be thanking me for pointing out your mistakes, so you can fucking fix them.
If no one tells you you're doing things wrong, you're gonna keep doing it wrong and people are gonna keep thinking you're a retard.
>>692509787
This isn't 9gag fuck face
>>692512803
sauce???
>>692510234
Fan the flames asians so he burns faster and hotter.
>>692521972
This is what i think of if people ask if i have ever been skydiving
>>692529534
In what way does that info dump prove they were /b/tards?
>>692529614
This looks like it's just hair being cut off.
>>692522370
The driver should have yelled "Cool off buddy" right before impact
>>692529926
His hairy dick
>>692524777
theyre fucking animals dumbass. they dont think
>>692530272
like niggers
>>692519941
Such disgusting worthless fucking savages.
>>692529801
That's not a burglar, that's a robber. And he does not stab "men" to death, only one man.
>inb4 hurrr newfag the title is wrong on purpose hurrr
If that's the kind of humor you enjoy, you should consider drinking cyanide.
>>692521972
that shaking hand tho
>>692508645
Awesome. That skinny cunt threw down
>>692508645
>rekt
>as in trainrekt
>>692529641
This is why you shouldn't practice certain things alone. You get into bad habbits without someone spotting for you. Good job, anon.
>>692524812
Saatanan hintti, postaa
>>692530272
Even if the animals themselves don't think, they are by nature much more aggressive than other breeds of dogs. And it's the idiots who decide they would make a good pet dog that are absolutely fucking retarded.
>>692529641
Did you point out the mistakes though? you didn't? right. So you fucking blow me.
>>692520987
Fight Fight! Nigger and a White, the white don't win we all jump in!
>>692530591
Jesus, you are truly the worlds greatest detective. Do you dress up like a bat and beat up clowns too?
He can't help the way he is. He's /b/tarded. Do you kick puppies when you go out for a walk too?
It must be so vindicating for you to be right, and to show others their wrongness.
>>692523602
chillin'
>>692526703
>>692523602
>>692526424
Dat truth doe
>>692517500
>When the bass hits
>>692530999
I made a clear example of how to use the word you were looking for. If you didn't pick up on that, I'll fall back to statement A: "You're a retard."
>>692531371
You mixed up two different jokes.
>>692529641
You're like the snotty kid in the 80's movie who gets raped by the camp counselor at the end. The little fussy twatty fuck who reminds teacher that she forgot to assign homework. The douchebag hall monitor who was so hated, even the lunch ladies spit in your lunch.
>>692512617
I remember this video from liveleak. The victim was a prostitute, they argued for 1-2 minutes and then guy stabbed her. She died at the hospital. Sad.
>>692521560
Fucking Idiot parents. If my father gave me a loaded gun and said kill yourself, there'd be no hesitation.
>>692531522
>can't take constructive criticism if it's a little rough
Nigger, get the fuck out.
>>692531546
No doubt. Poor guy didn't get laid.
>>692531376
Sorry son cant hear you over your gargling & spit while your cute meat hole is nicely wrapped around my cock, make your self more clear boy.
>>692531711
Oh, you weren't criticizing me. I speak English perfectly well. But you're still a twatty fuck. Even your family doesn't love you. They just tolerate you out of obligation.
>>692528562
or you could help the dude out.
>>692529870
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
>>692531070
/b/ used to have a higher standard for posting quality. When people started to bring up this retarded kind of humor here, it was when the quality of content of this place fell to the ground. By now this is the norm, but that doesn't mean I can't fucking berate them for being ignorant cunts with such a simple sense of humor.
