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Sup /b/ just found this snail on my window dubs decides what happens to it
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>>692504845
Eat it raw.
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eat
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Eat it
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microwave
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>>692504932
Damnit reroll
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put salt on it
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>>692504913
roll
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mail it to your parents. no context.
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>>692504845

up asshole
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put it on your ballsack with timestamp
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>>692504997
Reroll n take a pic of aftermath
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>>692505093
roll
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Film you microwaving it for 30 seconds and put that shit on YouTube.
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UP THE BUTT
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Take off its shell and send pics
Then salt the fucker
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cum on it
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>>692504845
EAT IT ALIVE
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make a maze of salt and have it navigate its way out
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microwave it
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>>692505114
roll
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Salt it then eat it
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>>692504845

jizz on it
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>>692505225
reroll for salt maze
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knock on door of closest neighbor, when they answer, throw it at them.
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carry it outside and gently set it on the ground, then leave it alone forever
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>>692504845
Give it the name "Col. Slimeston" and bring him everywhere you go.
and keep him safe
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>>692505186
this
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>>692504845

shove up ass & jack off
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microwave the fucker
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Put it on your dick.
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>>692505266
winrar
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>>692505186

Rolling
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Pour salt on it
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put it outside let it go screencap
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Put it outside in a safe place
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rape it
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cum on it and then eat it
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Build a minimum 250 dollar habitat for him, and some new snail buddies, and love him for the rest of his life.
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>>692505266
salt maze confirmed
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>>692504845
In Uranus
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>>692505266
Ah shit it gonna happen
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Cum on it
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Rape it hard
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Put it on your dick, then put salt on it then record it and take pics and post them !
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shove in ass
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Leave it outside your doorstep
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To space
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>>692505266
winrar
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>>692505275

Roll for this
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>>692505433
loserar
salrmaze won first :/
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>>692504845
Let it go ...
If you hurt it your karma gonna be fucked
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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>>692505427
rollerino
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>>692505429
Rollo !
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>>692505433
WINRAR
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>>692505433
Too late anon
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>>692505266
winrar winrar l'escargo dinrar
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>>692505433
TIME TO DELIVER OP
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>>692505433
Welp
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>>692505266
>>692505266
>>692505266


SALT MAZE OP, GO!
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>>692505347
Rollerino
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>>692505469
rolling
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op here i just need to get some salt hold on faggots
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>>692505486
If he survives the salt maze, his prize shall be getting shoved into OP's ass.
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>>692505599
Winrar
Maze and rape and shove the remains in butt
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I like shove in ass better >>692505433
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Dont hurt he/she, OP!
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Why are people still rolling, SALTMAZE WINRAR dubs y'all
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>>692505615
deliver or i will salt your urethra
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>>692505526
mfw op cant construct a fucking maze>>692504894
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>>692505653
This.
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>>692505653
excellent
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Make sushi out of it then call your girlfriend over for some sushi
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Ok deal.. shove remains in ass
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>>692505615
You better deliver fagit
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>>692505666
Pussy Satan
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>>692504913
roll
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>>692504845


>>692504672
>>692504672
>>692504672
>>692504672
>>692504672

BAMPO
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>>692505266
>>692505433
salt maze and when it makes it out, shove up ass
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>>692505770
roll
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>>692505721
The easiest and most epic would be to shove in ass.. It would make history.
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OP HERE.

LOL YA FELL FOR BAIT I LIVE IN ALASKA WHERE WOULD I EVEN FIND LE SNAIL
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>>692505666
too late for saving
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>>692505433
roll
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Let Kim be...
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>>692505653
Gotta rape it first though
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>>692504913
rall
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>>692505914
DONT HURT SNAIL!
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>>692505653
this.
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It looks sad
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>>692505914
kys retarded OP
faggoth
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>>692504845
I know theres already a get... But you should still cum on it.
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>>692505963
>objective was to get dubs
>Dubs already gotten for salt maze
>Replies to someone else getting dubs
>"Rolling for dubzzzz lololol xD"
How retarded are you?
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>>692506157
if dubs don't do it, don't kill the fucking snail. let it go
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>>692506157
snail is having vietnam flashbacks of eating rotten corn
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>>692505914
Littorina sitkana
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>>692506157
WHO CARES. JUST MAKE A FUCKING MAZE ALREADY
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>>692504845
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>>692506157
You look sad with your Windows phone
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>>692506166

Fuck your shitty censored cancer. I wanna see tits and pussy, not pixels and disappointment
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Stop being a faggot and just shove it in your pee hole and smash it with a hammer once there
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OP, TRIPS BEAT DUBS, AND TRIPS SAY DONT HURT HE/SHE!
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>>692506157
that salt maze wont build itself
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>>692506450
Go to hell you fucking hippie
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>>692506450
Satan already got trips, but there is no stopping the maze
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>>692506450
This is quads, and it beats trips.
Salt maze will continue.
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>>692506654
reroll
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>>692505666
SEE, OP?! SATAN WILL KILL YOU IF YOU HURT HE/SHE!
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>>692506157
MAKE IT SUFFER FOR WUT IT DID!!!!
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Let it go to freedom, and give it salad.
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>>692506654
Not have quads itt.
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>>692506875
damn.
lets see what OP do
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No amount of trips or quads will save it. The salt maze must go on.
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>>692506746
SATAN speak good about it, do it, OP.
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>>692507024
yes.
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>>692504845

Let it go.
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That snail must've done some shit for Satan to not even want it to die yet. That snail was sent up to earth to do his evil bidding
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>>692504845
keep it as a pet
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Up the butt
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>>692507344
winrar
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>>692507201
SATAN why get SATAN TRIPS is knight of Jesuis, is good, SNAIL not do bad, let it go free.
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>>692506166

Why does the inside of that vagina look like it's melting? God, I hate Japan.
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Good enough?
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I'm French, so I have to tell you to eat it.
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>>692504845
Release it
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>>692507273
Good to.
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>>692507428
>knight of jesuis is good
>snail not do bad
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Cum on it and put it on your pillow
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>>692507501
its going too start in the big box
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>>692507501
i guess so
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>>692507451
No, I dont post lie, 6 is my.
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>>692507501
Its a bit...small. And easy. But I guess it'll do
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>>692507501
are you going to record it?
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>>692507501
Excellent.
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>>692507501
This is gonna be a very good movie, op
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>>692507451
nope. Not samefagging
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Get this maze over with so that fucker can take a ride up your pooper
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>>692507273
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>>692507702
i could make it bigger if you want
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Learn everything you can about snails. Spend a minimum of 10 years studying them and submit your thesis on the topic of living a fulfilling life as a snail. Use your experience and wisdom to give the snail the best life possible.
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>>692507451

I'm 62507104, and not any of the other comments, you fucking retard.
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>>692507744
Check n' kek'd
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guys be patient in case you forgot that snails are slow

its gonna take like 5 min to complete the maze
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>>692507501
How does he get out of the maze?
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>>692507501
OP, listen me, YOU must let he/she the freedom, becouse I get the BEAT post itt, the TRIPS, it is law of imageboards.
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>>692508045
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Salt him
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>>692508045
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>>692508155
No, really, how?
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>>692508233
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>>692508233
Were you dropped on your head as a baby anon?
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>>692508233
The snail will be at the bit where there's no way out, it will make its way towards the exit
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>>692508303
I dont know how soda will make it move.
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>>692507501
make it a bit bigger OP
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MICROWAVE IT
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>>692508433
checked
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>>692508433
what a shame, too late - nice dubs either way
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>>692508391
Why snail just not stop and do nothing?
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>>692508395
put the snail in soda to cool off after
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>>692508045
>>692508233
He calls in an airlift, you dumb fucking nigger.
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>>692508587
Then it goes straight up the shitter
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>>692508469
Dubs was delivered way earlier, we are literally half way through the maze trials, fags.
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8888 quads decides what do
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>>692508588
I'll better put YOU in soda, sadist!
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are you just gonna put the snail in the maze and let it escape? that seems way 2 easy, make a maze that starts from the container entrance and he has to find the end
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After maze, salad then release
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Quads.
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>>692508729
THIS is how you get trips
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You posting on youtube?
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quads say cum on it
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quads
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Better?
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>>692508823
reroll
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Salt maze 2.0 lets go

also quads get
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Roll
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>>692504845
find another one and host illegal snail racing. paint their shells and shit.
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>>692508883
damn thats pretty nice
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>>692508883
10/10
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>>692508883
wonderful. Now record it man.. leggo
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>>692508883
put it on the start position for god sake
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>>692508233
Gets the jet pack power-up and fly's away to snailopia...
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>>692508883
make the maze start at the container entrance, and the snail crawls out of the container and has to find the end
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OP, TRIPS SAY not hurt it, maze will hurt the snail, the games in maze will NOT START! YOU hear me?
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>>692508883
it has an entrance but no exit??
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set it free.
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>>692508883
Get a Twitch account up for this and broadcast it live
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>>692509045
end it

there's no point saving it
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>>692509123
this

or use stream.me or something
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>>692509045
Stop whining in the event that dubs precede trips the dubs preside and trips get swept under the rug
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>>692509123
This
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>>692509143
I GET TRIPS, OP MUST SAVE IT!
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>>692509045
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>>692507501
Congrats on not being a faggot op
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>>692509247
stop trying
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>>692509123
THIS
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>>692508883
Much better! Now post the video
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>>692509206
OP should
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SQUISH IT AND PUT UR DICK INSIDE IT
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>>692509045
>>692509247
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>>692509210
law
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Omg its just a snail you FAGGOTS !!!
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It's in
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OP, FUCK THE MAZE, FREE THE SNAIL, OR SATAN WILL EAT YOURE HEAD.
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>>692509057
he starts somewhere in the maze, has to find his way out
hope OP ends up eating it eventually.
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>>692509528
YESSSSS
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>>692509528
HERE WE GO LADS
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>>692509540
your**
fucking faggot
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>>692509540
* your
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>>692509528
Kek
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>>692509528
PLACE YOUR BETS
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>>692509528
Gg snail
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OP STREAM THIS SHIT
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>>692509528
IT BEGINS
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>>692509660
this

do it op, or you're a faggot
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>>692509528
LETS DO THIS GOD FUCKIN DAMN
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Oh shit
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Betting my life as a slave
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>>692509521
>just a snail
Let me tell you. That snail fought in all 4 world wars!
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>>692509779
TURN LEFT TURN LEFT TURN LEFT TURN LEFT
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>>692504845
Put salt on him then tie him to a couple balloons with helium and send his corpse to space.
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>>692509528
Catgirl of luck wishes you luck Snail.
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have we even asked for timestamp?
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Quads wishes luck on the snail
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>>692509873
little late bub
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>>692510009
Why would we have to now it's clearly real
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>>692509900
dubble dubs don't lie
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>>692510009
Does it matter?
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Is snail-kun alright?
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>>692509057
AIR. LIFT.
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legendary bread
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>>692508883
Send him into orbit if he fails with balloons
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>>692510009
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STREAM IT, GODDAMIT
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Lul
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>>692507905
rolling
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>>692510129
Nooooooo
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>>692509528
Betting it goes the wrong way first thing and immediately regrets it.
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>>692510129
is ded?
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>>692510120
this please op
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Put me in the screencap you niggers
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>>692510129
What a dumbass snail
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>>692510129 Rip
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>>692510009
Some guy happened to have pictures of a salt maze which had an alteration done to it and dubs happened to be the salt maze?
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>>692510129
is it kill
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just let him go dude
stop.
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>>692510196
Damn, I was 30 seconds late.
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>>692509521
Its
Not
JUST
A
Snail!
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>>692510129
up ass now?
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>rip snail. lived a full life
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>>692510387
No, it has multiple lives, in this game.
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>>692510228
what do you suggest and if so shall i halt its progress for now
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>>692510129
I want to get off Mr. Bones ride, snail says.
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>>692510129
whats it gonna do next?
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this is more boring than expected
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>>692509779
come on snailbro we believe in you
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>>692510415
Snail Lives Matter, is that you?
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>>692510129
Retreat.exe

If it takes too long, speed up process by drawing pentagram around snail, then bring that saltyness all over that snail.
Satan likes salt
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>>692510497
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>>692510129
Wow
what a loser
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>>692510129
I've never actually seen salt on a snail, but I know what it does. Here's a Youtube video anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXVc7HXjRp8

When you pour salt on a snail (or slug) the water is very rapidly pulled out of the cells of the snail's body by a process called osmosis. As it dries out, the snail's body produces a slimy substance to protect itself. The bubbling comes from the slime and air being forced out of the snail's body as it shrivels up. If enough salt is poured on the snail it will die of dehydration fairly quickly. Your body is roughly 55-60% water. Now imagine losing half of the water in your body (about 20 lbs. for a person weighing 70 lbs.) in just a couple of minutes. That is essentially what is happening to the snail. Fortunately, we have our skin which helps to protect us from losing our body water in such a manner (you can hold a pile of salt in your hand with no problem). However, if you've ever gotten salt on an open wound you can feel firsthand what it's like to have the water sucked out your cells so quickly by osmosis. Snails, unfortunately for them, do not have such thick skin.
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What shall I livestream on
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>>692509862
Kek
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>>692510762
Stream.me
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>>692510762
DO IT NAO!!
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>>692510129
I'll KILL YOU, OP.
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>>692510762
TWITCH OR STREAM.ME
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>>692510762
stream.me
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>>692510762
Twitch'd lose their goddamn SJW minds.
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>>692510762
do it
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>>692510619
Didnt get dubs tho

Lets just wait it out, maybe this will go on for some days.
Every now and then we check out how OP's project works out, given he keeps us up to date.

Tbqh im sure everyone on /b/ will gladly bump this
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It's 6:30 am but this is more important right now
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eat the snail pussy
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>>692510390
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