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Share your biggest shame in your entire life.
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I have scars on my stomach and I don't know where they came from. I also have a big bulge from biting my cheek so much, and I hope it turns out to be a tumor.
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Being on 4chan
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>>692491264
I voted for obongo in 08
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I tried to fuck another male person in the ass when i was a kid... Good the ass was so tight i stopped
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>>692491264
one tiem i went on 4chan and i sayd "rate my gf"
but she was'bnt my gf

she was just a girl from facebok
weere not even frends on faecbook
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after highschool i told my parents i wanted to go to med school. after intensive studying i got admitet and now im in 4 rth year and i failed so many exams that i cant advance into the next year, nor do i really want to because i realized i dont like it.
so now i feel like killing myself for the disapointment ive brought to my parents.
THE END
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>>692492588
My best friend and I used to suck and jerk each other off all the time. I turned straight by the age of 15.
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>>692493218
even psychology says it sometimes happen when you try to discover sex life and in most cases is straighting up
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>>692493218
>Turned
>Straight

.....
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>>692491264
My biggest shame?

I have no particular event to highlight... no special anecdote to laugh about after many years... my whole life is a chain of events that range from meaningless to cringe beta shit.
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i fucked boys in the ass behind dumpsters when we were both 6
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>>692494107
Anon, I like you
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>>692491264
im fat
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My penis is my biggest shame
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I dun give a fuck one way or the other plus anyone making insincere claims of apathy can be ashamed for me.
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I browse 4chan
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>>692494248
I dont like myself, on the bright side Im straight now (I like trannies)
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>>692491264
I write poetry.
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>>692491264
I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
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>>692494699
>greentext would be nice
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>>692491264
I say that I hate Putin, but I like him when no one is looking.
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>>692491264

Shame? I am ashamed of nothing.
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I was a brony in middle school

then I realized how fucking retarded it was and stopped

later fucked a dog because I wanted to know what dick felt like in my ass, not just toys

also fucked my female crush's gay best friend because I wanted to try it to see if I liked it. Meh 6/10 vagina is better
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>>692492635
ur b8 needs some work
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got fucked by a older man
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>>692494896
then your not trying hard enough
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>>692494672
If you like trannies, you're gay.
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>>692495215
green text story faggot
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>>692491264
I used to spit in the mashed potatoes at Kmart cafe back in the mid 90s
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>>692493062
become a veterinarian or a veterinarians assistant
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>>692495278
you know what they say 'its a feminised penis'
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>>692495239

>implying I have shame

It's the IDGAF principle.
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>>692491264

I am the biggest shame in my parents' lives.
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right now?
i stole £1200 worth o f good, will try to get £4000 worth of good on saturday.

I feel pretty scummy, but i'm skint but need to have some money to survive.
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>>692495479
thats a horrible principal you should be ashamed of that
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>>692494862
Stupid Fag
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>>692495519
what goods are you stealing fam?
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I cheated on my partner. Then blamed him. Because I am a piece of shit and should kill myself.
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>>692494862
>he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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>>692491264
I owned and paid for iPhone 3Gs...
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>>692495626
newfag swallowed b8
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>>692495278
*Bisexual you fucking retard
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>>692495366
>'its a penis'
fify
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>>692495650
Did he steal any CASH?
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>>692495670
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>>692491857
ouch
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>>692495812
bisexual's gay
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>>692491264
Everytime I have gotten close to a girl, I get scared and then distance myself from them as fast as I can, even if I don't want to. I don't even know if it's a mental issue or an internal/emotional problem. It's unacceptable and people don't deserve to be affected by it.
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>>692491264
I seriously love anime
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forced some other kid to suck my dick when i was like 12,
like.. FORCED.
honestly i didn't think anything of it for years, but then i grew up a little more and realized i probably scarred him for life.
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>>692495628
Bluetooth digital watches. go pro stuff. reckon i'll have to sell slowly via ebay.
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> be me, 30yo me
> great job good wife okay step kids
> always pay taxes
> maintain high credit score
> always trying to keep my nose clean
> never in trouble
> headed home after work
> parking garage fees went up again
> see Muslim woman speaking rapidly into phone while carrying a box
> approach, "gimmie dat"
> take box from her, push her to ground
> tried to kick her in the cunt, but got her in the gut instead.
> take box and leave
> get home. Take box to garage to inspect without my wife or kids around
> mfw box has immodium, prune juice, and an expired bag of dehydrated prunes

yeah I stole a box from a Muslim who couldn't shit
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>>692495670
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>>692491264
i have sex dreams about family members from time to time. mostly my mother and sister
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>>692496004
>I seriously love anime

So?
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>>692491264
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.
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>>692496072
wtf
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>>692496059
I used to steal shoes from footlocker when I worked there, managed to get 2 pairs of yeezy 350s and sold one pair for $600 kept another one for myself.
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>>692491264
I have a diploma in illustration. i went to university for 3 years to do an art course. i only just passed
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>>692496072

>Parking fees went up
>So I beat up and stole from a constipated Muslim

I think I actually believe you. Shit like that just doesn't get made up.
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>>692494862
newborn
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>>692496253
wait so you walk around in $600 dollar sneakers instead of sellling them? Why fam?
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>>692495986

I used to feel like that dude.

Turned out I loved the dick.
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>>692491264
I have a tiny dick :(
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>>692495975
You got me there
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>>692491264
I'm 30 and married and fap to the Loli threads on /b/. I'm pretty boring.
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>>692496349
Jeex i forgot about this one.. but i went to uni and failed. so i got a degree created and used that to get a job.( this was over 20 years ago.. attending uni no longer on cv)

I felt a huge shame when my dad put the cert in a frame and hanged it on the wall.. i ended up taking it off!
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Shat in my pants till i was 13
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>>692496622
Kek shut the fuck up
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>>692496609
because he's a nigger who steals
he wants to look hood rich
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>>692491264

im married to a bitch and im too chicken shit to leave her
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>>692493516
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I was caught jacking off by my mom
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>>692496143
as in i own statues and shirts have seen over 350 ect. im seriously worried its some sort of addiction as i cant sleep without watching some. you wouldnt be able to tell from looking at me, i look pretty normal
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>>692496143
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>>692496622
dub dubs of truth
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>>692491857
This.
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>>692496609
alot of girls and teenagers stare at me, makes me feel wanted because nobody liked me in high school.
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>>692496253
I worked at a Journeys store back in the late 90's. People would come in all the time with stolen credit cards and allow me to buy a pair of shoes for myself as long as I didn't say anything.

Got the commission and new shoes.

I remember my manager was such a dumbfuck. She got busted stealing deposit bags. Nothing could be traced to me via the credit cards. No cameras and the cards were manually pressed with those old carbon paper slide things.
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>>692491264
I went though a period in my life that I would get so drunk every day I would piss my bednightly and then just cover it with towels.

Eventually I had to toss the mattress and I got my head out of my ass and stopped... but that shit was pretty embarrassing.
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>>692491264
>be me
>be 14
>be german
>pretty good in sports in generell
>rugby fan
>wanting to become rugby player and get the german team to their first ever world cup
>two years later didnt even start playing because Im too lazy for training
>another two years later
>rarely train, become mediocre
>another two years later
>nothing has changed
>the fuck am I doing with my life
>yet again 2 years later
>be me
>be 22
>fucked my only dream I ever had
>go to /b/ and confess
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/b/ is full of faggots as expected.
i'm outta here
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>>692494696
me too. I hate to admit that. They either start thinking that I'm just trying hard at impressing someone, or they ask to read it, which I always refuse to.
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>>692497380
how long did this go on for?
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>>692495001
You need to see a therapist... seriously. People like you should be required by law to see a shrink to exist in normal society.
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>>692491264
I had a crush on an 11 year old when I was 16...
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>>692491370
>hope it turns out to be a tumor
We all do Anon, we all do
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>>692493062
that's life.
it is not a race.
if your parents don't get that, well guess what, they'll be dead soon while your sniffing coke off a hookers ass. and guess what? you'll die too.
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>>692496072
>has to be real
you can't make this shit up.
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>>692494672
>i'm straight now
>i like trannies
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>>692497272
fair enough. although back in the 80s niggers used to shoot kids for thier sneakers.
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>>692495001
Damn
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I am a dickfarmer. But I am NOT ashamed
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threat full of faggots
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>>692497699
I assume you're talking about the dog thing, I was a horny teenager and you act like you never stuck your dick somewhere it didn't belong. Mine may be more fucked up but I resent it now and would never do it again.
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>>692496072
...what

...no, really, why the fuck did you steal a box because parking fees went up? what??
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>>692497969
Now I live in Canada so odds of being shot by a nigger are greatly reduced I guess
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>>692494672
Thats not being straight. Thats being a faggot anon...
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I tried to join the KKK in freshman year of high school.

>>692497767
Done this before too.
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>>692491264
I seriously love drugs, im a chubby middle class white guy with a good family and prospects and I know i'll end up pissing it all away getting high. CWE codeine, ketamine, molly, pretty much anything that isnt weed (weed doesnt agree with me). I just love substance abuse in general
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>>692497960
i fap to trannies but would never fuck one, is my logic flawed?
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forgot to delete my browser history
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>>692497637
Not long enough. I had to get the fuck out of there. The manager (the one stealing deposit bags and shoes) was a massive drug addict. To this day, I have no idea how the regional managers out her in that position?
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>>692498399
weed is for pussies and weak life failures, keep on taking the hard drugs good on ya man
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>>692491370
any chance for pics of scars? parents/guardians offer no explanation?
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>>692498161
so you make aluminum casts of dicks? thats a weird hobby, do you sell them or something?
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>>692491857
You should not say that publicly...this is beyond shame
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>>692494672
Faggot.
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>>692497062
Dude relax i'm nearly in my 30's and married to a hot younger wife. I have watched anime since I was like 5yo and my wife found my hentai collection but liked the stuff so everything went better than expected.

It's not so bad you know only the millenial fagot think it's edgy to hate anine.
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>Be me
>Be 11 or some shit
>Halloween just passed
>Still have orange pumpkin plastic container shit for candy collecting
>Piss in it everyday and stash in closet
>One day it's filled to the rim
>"Anon what's that smell"?!
>Looks in closet and finds it on top shelf
>highestlevelautismacheivmentunlocked.xbox
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>>692498399
get help, before you become a 4chan oldfag with stained mattress in basement of old mother
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>>692496454
I agree. That's fucking funny.
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>>692498279
No, I'm talking about all of it. The combinations of it all. You obviously have some mental issues you may not be aware of. You may feel like you're normal now, but you are far from it.

Seriously, go see a shrink. I'm not saying this to be a dick, I'm saying this with all seriousness.
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letting down my parents in every aspect of my life
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>>692498279
i stuck my dick in a melon when i was a kid, but i would never have fucked a dog. why didnt it just bite you and did you cum?
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>>692494862
Try harder fbifag
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I got a boner when I saw a little girl running around naked in the beach
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i jerked off in my bed at a religious retreat
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>>692498867
I don't understand what issues I might have that you're referring to. I realized how retarded brony was, I fucked a dog once and regret it constantly, and I'm bisexual and wanted to try sex with a guy. other than the dog everything else isn't that strange. I only fucked the guy because he's literally the only gay top I know
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>>692496155
Omg dude wtf is wrong with you?! Seriously?
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I killed a man cause he killed my goat.
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>>692498952
dog fucked me, it was just really fast and toys felt better than dog, real dick better than toys, straight sex > all
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>>692498815
its not being addicted to one drug tho, its an addiction to getting fucked up in general. i just think its who i am, who the hell do i go to to ask for help on that
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>>692498390
>Done this before too.
Glad I'm not alone. Shiet.
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>>692499209
everyone doesn't do this?
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>>692491264
joined the kkk
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I've listed these before in "share secrets" threads, usually I get called fucked up, rightfully so. New ones to add anyways:
>9 years old, sucked the dick of my cousin who was 7 when he came down to my state for summer, did it again at 10. I used to hide his underwear just so he could be naked too.
>Age 12, Oral intercourse with another cousin, sucked his dick too, and we used to jack off together, he was 11.
> Age 12, Started smelling my sisters' (age 7) panties, it begins some stuff. We didn't live together, btw, I was technically a brother of 7 but an only child.
>Age 13, fingered my oldest sister while she slept, I couldn't resist, I ended up jacking off over her while she slept, luckily I came adjacent to her.
>Age 14, living with sisters and mother for reasons, worst year of my life, my two oldest sis' would do a lot of stuff to each other, just shy of penetration and fucking basically, I spyed on them and beat off, felt like shit after. (Apparently incest wasnt just MY problem. the two I mentioned used to try to fuck my oldest brother when we all were together during a particular summer, they did stuff to me while I slept, from what my bro says.
>be 28 now, stable and blossoming job in law enforcement for years, still masturbate to trannies, zoo (shame here) I piss in jugs and leave them here for months on end because I can't be bothered (shame here too), and nobody would be the wiser, I actually garner respect in my work, and I look like a completely normal man, have great social ettiquette, lots of friends, and am one of the only black males in my community on my way to higher levels of law enforcement. And I'm a fucking warped deviant, and the American Dream.
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>>692491370
It's your belly button, silly anon
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>>692499429
i honestly dont know if thats better or worse. i get being a curious faggot, but why the hell was having a dog fuck you the first thing that came to mind and not a human
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>>692499271
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>>692499511
she's my neighbor and we basically grew up together. Knew her since she was 2, knew her brother since he was (I want to say 9). He's older than me by 3 years. Fast forward to now, she's 15, I'm 18, soon to be 19.
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>>692499776
I was very young and in extremely straight prejudiced bible belt area and was too scared to fuck another person, at least a dog won't tell
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>>692491264
No shame here.
Shame is for the weak.
It's just a way of letting other people control how you think feel and act.
Fuck That shit.
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when I was like 10 years old or something I sniffed the dirty undies of my uncle ( I was at my grandmas house and he still lived there) I don't know why did it, they smelled a bit like piss and now when I think about it it makes me kind of horny..
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>>692499745
>am one of the only black males in my community

you don't go announcing that kinda shit here, son...
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>>692499745
This makes me feel more normal.
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>>692499745
why isnt your shame being a nigger, thats worse than the other stuff
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>>692500281
You're right.
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i like putting objects into (or sounding) my tiny penis
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I'm 38, have never had a job, a heroin addict, I live with my parents, steal from them every day even though they bought me a 2015 car (the fifth they've got me) the nicest foods, decent clothes, all bills paid, money for drugs and hookers, 4 top end computers, 2 50 inch monitors... you get the idea. I've done nothing with my life but fuck prostitutes and get high for the last two decades.
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>>692500210
>>692500281
>>692500386

fucking love /b/
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Met a girl who was fucking 10/10 would fucking commit war crimes just to see her again. She was super intelligent as well. We were really great friends until I turned into a butt hurt fag and told some people we were dating when we weren't. She heard and hasn't talked to me since. That was 3 and a half years ago
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>>692500491
shit, i thought my dick was small. you gay? if not how do women react to that
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>>692500500
Dubs confirm my jealousy.
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>>692499656
idk it felt weird making eye contact with jesus as i climaxed. for the record though i was'nt jerking off TO a statue of jesus, i was thinking about some chick from my 3rd period class
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Getting caught stealing from my grandmother for drugs... Turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me though.. I made it up to her
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I convinced my wife to try to seduce her father. She's gone so far as to spread her legs and open up her pussy lips with her fingers. It's gotten beyond my control and they might actually fuck. We're going to visit them for a week at their vacation home tomorrow. Pic semi related, not wife.
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>>692500816
You ate that pussy, didn't you?
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>>692500500
dude, stop sponging of your parents. if you want to be a piece of shit fine but they don't deserve to have to suffer your shit
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>>692500709
not gay. i just keep it to myself. life sucks, but it is what it is. no use crying over small cock
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>>692500785
oh no we were just in a room. no jesus just church camp kids, I was probably thinking of whatever porn I had last seen or w/e
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>>692500920
Yes. I ate my grandmothers pussy. You faggot
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>>692500921
I have zero qualifications and some health issues. There's not a person on earth who'd hire me.
Besides, you'd be all over this level of comfy if it was accessible to you.
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>>692500868
How does this even work? There must've been a foundation to launch this from.
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>>692498707
Buy sell trade, use as currency. Look up green sand castin on youtube. I use petrobond. Working on silicone molds though.
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>>692500920
I am willing to bet that you are black. Which makes you a nigger
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>>692498813
Did almost the same thing but with a yellow plastic hard hat, stashed it in the drop ceiling in my old room and left it there when we moved, wonder if the new people found it
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>>692501119
You know that shit was funny.
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>>692500868
going to need every detail about your life and how you came to be in this situation
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>>692494699
>>692494862
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>>692501217
>use as currency.
you use plastic penises as currency?
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jacked off in backseat of a car that my 2 sisters and mom were in, had no napkins so I ate my cum to clean it up
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>>692501228
I am, keep up with the thread Rainman, it's been a known thing.
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>>692501279
yea if you're a 12 years old nigger
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>>692501121
no i actually like my parents. how the hell haven't you killed yourself over how worthless you are. im not saying go get a job and be a productive member of society. im saying go be a piece of shit away from them, go sponge of the government or take up a life of crime, just leave them out of your life
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>>692501487
I could just tell by how fucking ignorant you are.. The same as all niggers. Degenerate filth. Everything you mother fuckers touch turns to shit.
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>>692491264
I had sex with a 13 year old.
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>>692501582
Tough Crowd... Ever hear the one I do about airline food?
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I'm a 28 year old kissliss virgin that still lives with his parents :(
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>>692500946
I know you won't believe me but I have huge cock and it's not so easy either when you can't fit in most of the girls so there have been periods of me being alone because of it. So I kind of wish I had a small one so I atleast could fit in pussy and do stuff. Now it's like trying to insert a bottle of coke in a keyhole...
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>>692501788
Nope.. go for it faggot
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>>692501411
No, plastic to make a mold in sand and make out of lead. Lead is currency
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>>692501217
>goes to the grocery store to buy food
>that will be $7.95
>pull out a bag of plastic dicks
>....sir
>you do take plastic dont you?
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>>692501772
How old are you?
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>>692501993
55
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>>692501950
in what world is led a viable form of currency
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>>692501993
around 30. A little younger.
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>>692502159
I'm guessing you had to hold her down then

Either way, kill yourself
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>>692501686
>how the hell haven't you killed yourself
I'm too busy getting my dick sucked by a teenage girl, as I snort peruvian fishscale cocaine from her sister's tits. Suicide hasn't felt much like a sensible option.
>go sponge of the government
Why would I wanna do that? I can burn through 100 grand of their cash in a year, and they probably wouldn't even notice. I'll pass on the foodstamps, I've got lobster.
Stay jealous, peasant.
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>>692501950
kek youre a fucking weirdo
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>>692502159
boy? girl? prostitute? kidnapped?
green text please
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>>692501965
Cannot wait to buy legit jeweler setup. Silver and gold dicks. Litterally worth more than our fake paper us dollars.
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>>692501965
Fucking Kek.
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>>692501736
Theoretically, say I actually had those powers to turn stuff I touch into shit, if I touch shit, or if shit touches me,
what would that turn into? Besides possibly another black person, like me.
Think about that though; A shit army. Sure it'd be awful, but it's literally limitless numbers. I'd take that power. Thanks white man, you fucked yourself for the last time.
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>>692502374
why are you so determined to be paid in penises?
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Posting a dick pick using my mom's Facebook profile and getting loads of likes.
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>>692501910
>not who you were talking to
I understand. I'm pretty thick myself, but not HUGE, and I've had some one night stands that didn't go so well because of the effort to get it in.
My last ex used to bleed if we waited to long to have sex. I would tear her quite frequently, and that sucks, cause once they tear, it hurts to much to try again till it heals.....

I feel your pain my friend.
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>>692501943
... I- You eve-...
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>>692491264
Washing out of the Army during AIT.
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>>692502321
>He walked in my house
>He dropped his pants and bent over
>I spit on that ass hole and railed him out
>Came inside and gave him candy.
>Killed him
>hid the body
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>>692502217
My world bro. They are supposed to be sinkers soon. I know i know lead is kill. Boohoo... u ever hear of a tire guy or pro fisherman dying from lead? They handle that shit every day. So far i trade it for booze and more lead.
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>>692502259
>>692502321
He's a fucktard. I'm not 55, I'm 28. Not that this is any better.
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Reading this bread makes me feel even more disgusted by myself.
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>>692501686
Probably he is an only child or the black sheep of the family if he leaves it will break their heart I know this from first hand.
>>692501121
At least try to be nice to them help them in the smallest chores they haven`t given up on you, had sorta what you`re living I lost my dad it is almost a year he trusted I could change never listened to his advices you don`t know how regretful I am of not saying I love you dad.
or even write a letter to him he wasn`t that kind of dad that you see in movies, but he did loved me in some time he was proud about me I found letters that I made him when I was in kindergarden while looking through his stuff, don`t make the same mistake.
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>>692501910
yeah i believe you, but having a small cock does horrible things to your psyche and sense of security. but hey man i feel ya, even if you're on the complete opposite side of the cock size based sadness spectrum.
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>>692497441
Sportler ist eh ein Scheißjob glaub ich. Du musst deine gesamte Zeit und Energie reinstecken und es kann trotzdem sein, dass du nichts damit verdienen kannst. Mit 22 kannst du easy noch irgendwas anderes anfangen
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>>692494699

>I cracked an egg in Reno.
>Just to watch it fry.
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>>692502600
28 lol you couldn't get a woman eh you needed a little girl
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>>692502617
Truly I don't know what you're going on about. Are you on smack?
My parents know I love them, holy shit who wouldn't?
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>>692501286
>>692501139
Shortly after we were married I noticed her father looking at my wife's ass with lust when she'd bend over. I told her and she didn't believe me, but she would come like crazy when I'd bring in incest during sex. She started by accidentally letting her legs open in front of him and it was obv to he he would look. Moved on to no panties, and now outright teasing.
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>>692502268
so your parents are rich then. arnt you even the least bit ashamed of being a worthless peice of shit? sex, drugs and rock and roll is fine but you must come down at some point
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I shot up a gay club in Orlando and some of the faggots got away before the pigs got me
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>>692502269
Hey, you assholes are the ones that started this. All i wanted was advise on what to make after i built my foundry. General conscensous was dicks. I pleaded with anon. No, i can make art, turbo housings, plauques... anything! Nope, we want dicks. Sea to shining sea wall to fucking wall nothing but dicks. So here we are...
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>>692502600
still going to need a green text
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>>692491264
my life.
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>>692502838
>so your parents are rich then. arnt you even the least bit ashamed of being a worthless peice of shit?
I'm worth a fortune, lol.
>sex, drugs and rock and roll is fine
It's fucking fantastic is what it is.
>but you must come down at some point
Says who?
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>>692502749
I was in a relationship "back then." Half a year ago now. Greentext story?
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>>692491370
those are stretch marks anon
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>>692493218
Faggot kill yourself
all homos are to be lynched
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>>692502472
Would rather pay in penises, but i'll accept cash, check, booze, visa, and penises.
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>>692502851
You make lead dicks... You're a fucking weirdo. No need to get butt hurt about it faggot
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>>692502597
do you live in some sort of amish village? how did you get a computer
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I switched school because I liked a girl. I dumped my gf To get New girl but It did Not work out well for me.
I then got Back with my gf And made up some poorly tought excuse
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>>692502978
I don't want a story from a child fucker
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Hard to tell where my shame begins and ends its just that big.
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>>692502979
probably this I got some horrible ones close to my legs feels badman.jpg
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>>692496253
first nigger im proud to see breathe
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>>692502978
Yeah greentext it
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>>692491264
Dad was convicted as a pedophile 7 years ago, i've been scraping my life together since.

Never told anyone and distanced myself from my family because of it.
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>>692502978
If dubs, you shit on this jive turkey and make with the greentext. If trips, post a pic.
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>>692493062
listen, kid
in the end youll'be hating any job you have. and when that time comes, and it will, no matter how you love that shit now, the best job is the one that pays better.
and that, son, it's called life. it sucks, but either you accept it the way it is, or better you jump from a bridge.
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>>692502829
that's hot
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>>692503034
Not butthurt. I make dicks. U can necer hurt my feelings.
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>>692496735
Either im talking to the Me in future, or i'm 100% sure i'll become the same
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>>692502415
Defend yourself how you feel you must. Niggers are degenerate filth. They ruin every city they are in. There is not help for then. No matter what is done, they will not get jobs and become a productive societal element. A majority of them will always be worthless leaching garbage. Thats why they made good slaves because their minds were so simple and behind the evolutionary curve. They are like humanoid primates. Disgusting degenerate garbage.
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>>692502829
hmmmmmmmm
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>>692502829
Make with the wifey pics. No face, I just need to see if her cooter is the tits.
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>>692503071
Beeing piecing junk computers together since elementary school. Live in Southeast KS. Fucking bfe.
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Loved a girl that couldn't love me back. She led me on and then rejected me at every attempt I made.

I blame myself for this, a lesson about females I think all males have to learn in life.
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>>692502597
fuckin mormon
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28, still live at home, make 40k.

Retards I know had life handed to them on a silver platter because they knew someone that gave them a 65k+ job with no experience or skills.

Actually fuck that, I'm not ashamed just angry as fuck.
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>>692491264
I used to watch pro-wrestling up untill 9th grade
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>>692503566
ROFLMAO! HOW DID U KNOW ANON.
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>>692503552
are you me, anon?
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>>692503156
>I don't want a story from a child fucker
do you even 4chan
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>>692491264
In Afghan I shot children.
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stole a pack of cigarettes from my dying, bedridden grandfather. i hadn't even smoked before, i just wanted to try it like the edgy dumbass i was. smoked one, didn't seem all that great and threw the rest. he died that week
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>>692503034
I got to your response... oh fuck my sides.
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>>692497767
Been there done that.
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>>692503461
Defend, what? You must lack reading comprehension. Theoretically speaking, would being able to turn shit into people, and I guess vice versa, be a good power. I'm thinking so.
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>>692503273
did he touch you or wernt you pretty enough?
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>>692503604
>28
>still live at home
Well there's your problem. Stop blaming others when in actuality you are a pathetic wimp.
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>>692503858
did he die of lung cancer?
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>>692502851
Have you ever sat down, took a deep breath, slowly exhaled and just think about what you're doing?
The fact that you agreed to something that you didn't have to agree on, only means that you enjoy making those dicks because someone else told you to.

Get a friend and let him give you suggestions for now on.
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>>692503604
I'm 39, 2 college degrees, make 65K a year and I still live with the rents... The world is fucked and only getting worse by the day
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>>692503782
We are all the same. Males learning life.
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>>692494365
Smallest shame*
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>>692503969
You really missed the point there, jim.
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>>692503887
Yall mutherfuckers think dickfarming is a game. Im mailing 100 sinkers to yall soon. Someone buy my remote controlled lawnmower or Harley so i can fund my drems!!!
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>>692503858
>stole a pack of cigarettes from my dying, bedridden grandfather.
I took half a pack from my grandad's bin. He'd smoked half of them. I was there helping to clear up his house after he died from lung cancer 4 days earlier.
This is actually the first time I've given this any thought. Wow I'm a fucktard.
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>>692503532
KS?
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>>692496097
mother many times, i've read that is normal
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>>692502838
Mooching off mommy and daddy at 40 years old isnt very rock and roll anon
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>>692504232
Shitty pics of bike. My buddy is professional pinstriper and air brush artist. Epic skulls and shit with ram horns. Pinstriping throuout. Bike is all new but the motor and frame. 1979 sportster. Screaming eagle pipes. S&S carb.
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>>692491264
The only time I've ever managed to cum during sex was when all the lights were off and she had to be completely silent because some friends were sleeping in the room next door.
I'm not sure why it is, but I just can't cum during sex. It doesn't even feel that good, I think I mainly do it for the validation it gives me.
Probably watching porn since I was 11 didn't help.
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>>692504232
That lawnmower looks like good fun to play with.
Did you make that yourself?
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I sneak into the bathroom after my younger sister pees and lick the pee covered toilet paper, and I've jerked off with her snot filled tissues before, and licked the insides of her shoes after she wore them all day barefoot. I'm a sick person.
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>>692496097
that happens a lot more than you'd think
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>>692503224
You should probably eat less.
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>>692504546
Y'all niggas don't flush your toilet paper?
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>>692504546
Dude.
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I like getting women to fall for me specifically so I can dump them. Done it to 12 women so far. One still calls asking why, what did she do wrong. I pretend I feel bad, but it feels so good to make them feel what they made me feel.
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>>692504682
That causes clogging you fuck. Most people, at least down here in the south keep a small trash bin in the bathroom.
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>>692502531
Well you just summed up my problem because the girls bleed and complain it hurts too much etc.

I have not been able to find any condom that fits my cock and I have tried almost 30 different brands with no luck. Then there is the lubricant, I have to have a bottle or two always available because without it sex is almost impossible.

Nobody has been able to deepthroath me yet and foreplay takes forever especially if I plan to fuck someone in the ass.

So yeah...
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>>692504232
I don't know if you're retarded or actually have life figured out. tell me more of your tale anon, tell me more about yourself. how long have you been making dicks?
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>>692504546
Holy fucking shit.
This tops everything...
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>>692504017
Oh i have. And one of my best friends (recently deceased) gave me the best advise ive ever gotten. When trying to descide if i should continue.

>anon: is it fun what we are doing?>me: yes, an absolute blast.
>anon: then fuck em...

He died a few short weeks later. I do this in rememberance of him. To always have a good time no matter what or who tries to stand in my way.
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>>692496097
mfw i woke up from a wet dream involving my grandma
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>>692491370
when i was in second grade i kissed a girl without permission but i fucked up and the class laughed at me
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>>692504546
wow, thats impressive
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>>692504546

sounds good
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>>692504546
>lick the pee covered toilet paper
jesus does no one flush? or do you live in some 3rd world shit hole where a single piece of toilet paper will clog up the system for your entire village
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>>692491264
Either a junkie or tramp tried to mug me when I was walking home one night from my g/f's.
He had a knife and tried to stab me with it, I went crazy and managed to get it off him, I rammed it into the top of his head as hard as I could.
The blade glanced off the top of his head and came out half way to his ear, the skin was taut at both wounds.
I felt elated as I ran home but in the morning as I rode the bus to college there were cops near where it had happened, I asked a guy who got on what was happening and he said homeless people had been fighting and one had been stabbed in the head and died.
My true shame is that ever since I have wanted to do it again.
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>>692499861
Any green texts?
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>>692504308
Yupyuuuup
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>>692504929
kek
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>>692491264
i've never gotten dubs.
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>>692503256
I'm not from US so excuse my English
>Be me, just moved to another city to live with gf
>relationship only half a year old
>didn't get a job at first
>she was a fucking bitch about it
>really not my fault, did everything for her
>finally got a job in a school
>some days pass, really like the job
>notice one girl who always looks at me
>pale skin, blue eyes
>long dark blond hair with red hair tips
>obvious she starts to like me
>in class she always wants me to come to her desk
>when I help others she gets jealous
>she tries to talk to me about her interests every day
>other pupils starting to make fun of her
>call her names
>she gets mad at them
>one day another girl calls her a striver who is desperately in love
>she runs out of class crying
>another teacher is in the room (we always work in pairs of two at this school)
>she doesn't know whats the problem
>tells me to speak to her
>I follow her, she is sitting in a corner crying
>I tell her its okay
>sit next to her to ask her why they are saying this
>she lays her head on my shoulder and cries
>her hair smells like heaven
>she tells me she loves me
>look in hear eyes
>wipe away her tears
>she wants me to kiss her but I cant
>tell her we are not allowed
>she knows I like her too but doesnt say anything
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>>692504814
That's why you flush after every two wipes? Seriously, having a trash bin full of dirty stinky toilet paper is disgusting. I had shit clog the toilet but never toilet paper. You southerners are disgusting.
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>>692505049
For shame Anon!
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>>692504546
how old are you both?
oh, and what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>692504814
america is fucking weird
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I signed up on a cam site and rode dildos for tokens
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i have a 9 inch dick but haven't got to use it because i'm socially retarded and never leave the house. gonna die a big dicked kissless virgin
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>>692494672
You're lying to yourself, chief. You're not straight lol
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>>692505101
>be me, cry softly
>mfw I never check
>never getting dubs
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>>692503909
Figuratively speaking.. Everything niggers touch turns to shit.. Don't try to make light of it by attempting to carry on some stupid troll. If you are a nigger you stink and are a piece of shit. Point blank
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>>692504232
>>692504827
I was in the thread where everyone had him make the dicks. It was supposed to be for some raid.

Fuck I wish I could remember what it was for. He was even going to mail one to each of us if we sent him our address to his email.

Not even joking.
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>>692497015
you are too young
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>>692504448
you need to cut down on that shit. the human brain hasn't evolved to handle so much stimulus, no wonder this generation is popping viagra
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>>692504460
Yessir. Sadly after research the idea isnt original. R/c electronics. Push mower, electric wheelchair motors. Its not bad. Itll pop a wheely but its hard to see wtf you are doing. Need a camera so i can drink beer inside and watch it on the tv. Building a bigger one next uear since now i have 2 bigass yards to mow. /sigh
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