Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and anons try to guess it.
>be jewish american soldier
>get dropped in germany
>germany windmill soldiers wake zombies
>kill more germans
>kill modified germans
>kick things to find super secret hidden rooms
>be a cyborg
>eat candy bars to replenish batteries
>use batteries to punch people
>you search for your waifu, only to discover she kind of fucked you over and you discover a government plot
i actually had return to castle wolfenstein in mind
You and friends steal a princess.
Queen chases you and the princess.
Find out that princess isn't human.
Your gay looking brother attacks.
Find out you're not human either.
You love the princess.
Kill gay brother + giant death monster thing.
Silent Hill: Homecoming! I'm one of the only people who enjoyed that one!
>come back to town to meet wife
>everything is fucked
No one will be able to get this one
>You are a failed experiment of the bad guy >Get free from said bad guy
>Said bad guy then steals your girlfriend
>Join with mask bro to save her
>1 year later after defeat of Bad Guy, Bad guy finds energy source which he uses to conquer the world and shit
>Meanwhile, get your loli sister a laptop battery
>Get transported and tricked into getting energy force mentioned before
>Sister and ex-bad guy try to stop you
>Big bad is defeated in the true end
>Again 1 year later
>Bad Guy's contraption from previous game crashes into some temple
>Turns out to be mask bro's little shit brother
>Mask bro's brother is salty and sends a new big bad out who controls time
>Mask bro assists you and loli sister into defeating the new big bad and his little shit brother
>Defeat them in the True End
come on /b/, it can't be hard.
Your dad died in a dojo
Time for revenge
1,2, and kick starter 3
Whoever gets this right gets nudes of my hawt gf
>wake up, have birthday
>single mom sends me to major pedophile
>who happens to just invite little boys at a certain time
>after a free gift he sends me to the woods alone
>my entire journey consists in meeting old people that "fight" me
>meet them literally everywhere
>after i "win" the give me money
>i feel dirty as fuck hoping to just grow up
This is a tricky one
>be a ancient tribe
>search for accommodation
>river delta will do
>"wow all the riches n shiet"
>time goes by
>too many people in this town, lets fucken split
>set up a new village near that coast line
>fug i have no idea where i am
>suddenly indian warriors appear
>"hello friend i hope we can get along!"
>gifts you gold
>as you progress, your villages unite and form a prosperous little country with hanging gardens secured by your trebuchet. God you're the shit.
>Suddenly your indian friends appear, Ghandi himself declares war on you and nukes your shit off the map conquering and raping your cities until the end of time.
Best game i ever played in that genre tho.
>Moral decisions. Kill da good guys or da bad black creatures
>Have multiple endings that are not canon
>Turns out I'm supposed to kill daddy
>Do it for Cinderella
First I rode a train to the city but I forgot my tickets at the station, so the station security hassled me. Met a cute girl, though.
Then I drove a boat to a cabin out of town. Tried to admire the scenery but some asshole chopper pilot kept do low flyovers. Met up with some old friends, at least.
Then I drove in a car back to town to visit my old colleague in his penthouse suite. Traffic was murder, some kind of riot goin' on. Hell if I know.
Got to the penthouse. Seemed he'd invited some other friends there. Small party or some such thing. But, d-bag that he is, he left shortly after I'd arrived.
Cute girl from the station was there. Was about to hit it off with her but some old guy came along and cock blocked me. Night was completely ruined.
Spent the rest of my day reading about some famous people.
Answer to this
No... FFIV, Faggots, I already posted it.
No, but reminding me of CT is a good thing to not be a faggot today.
Yes... but I always figured the gang knew Kefka was the big bad all along, so I don't think FFVI is applicable
>Be bad ass
>brother is britfag mech fan
>everyones named after animals
>wake up naked
>someone injected lead on my wrist and inserted some kind of gem
>walk the beach, still nekked
>see this crap thing
>punch the shit outta it
>cant barely walk anymore, fuck you crabthing
>drag myself into a bush and eat dark purple berries
> pass out.
>selveral time later iwake up, my bones still broken
>crawl over the beach again
>see this nice archipelago up far
>crawl hours, the great famine almost kills me
>finally i'm close to the beach
> giant "Spinosaurus aegyptiacus" appears
> can't run away, the monster flails my negro body across the shore
>can see how he devours my carcass while i wait to start all over again
cool game tho
Be a dipshit
The world keeps starting over never giving you the chance to realize you're a dipshit
Save the timeline by sacrificing your arm
Continue being a dipshit and spuring the advances of your flat chested stalker and your gay-for-you brother
>Your max rank sniper with a plasma rifle and all good perks misses a 98% hit chance shot from halfway across the map.
>The enemy he aimed for gets alarmed and shoots back with a short range magnetic assault rifle, instantly killing your sniper with best possible armor and high health.
> Find weird alien looking thing, cops bullets do nothing to stop it
> Friend Crashes airplane, you have to save him from the wreckage
> Tinkerbell fairy tells you about alien thing
> Fat guy controls alien thing early on, loses control later on
> Tinkerbell's father killed innocent Tamagotchi fodder, one turns into the alien-thing
> City you've been in is wiped off the map, no one is killed.