Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and anons try to guess it.
I fight monsters and crush puss.
>>692491288
Skyrim
You beat the main bad guy two-thirds of the way through, but it turns out he's not the main bad guy.
>>692491695
far cry 3
>>692491695
Shonen Anime: the game
>>692491059
>Happy times with mom
>Mom dies
>Sad
>Mom not dead anyway
>Enemy sad of seeing you with mom
>Enemy kills itself
>Mom adopts enemies child
>Happy
>>692491059
>Be gun for hire
>Crush gets abducted
>Kill entire colombian mafia to get crush back
>Kill crush because she talks too much.
A scientist travels back in time and erases a dictator from history, only to give rise to an even greater one.
>>692492176
Red alert.
>washed up thief
>brother dead but not really
>play ps2 games and watch cutscenes
>>692491458
fucking retard
>>692492176
This is what I usually believe would happen when people say they'd go back in time and kill Hitler.
>wake up in demented hospital
>apparently parents were supposed to kill me but didn't
>now town is being overrun with monsters n shit
>have to kill a bunch of monsters and save the town
>>692492229
Winrar.
>>692491059
leon help
animu meme character turns out to be shota protagonist's dad
>>692491288
Nook Dooky
>stick
>another stick
>ball
>a black guy guilty of murder takes a little girl on a journey
>>692492663
Walking Dead Telltale Series
>>692492632
Pong
A conflict between 2 unions escalates into a full blown war with heavy casualties on both sides and with elements of terrorism.
>>692491059
Resident Evil 4
>>692492663
Lee is gettin dat pussy tonite
>>692492752
Correct
>>692492778
Winner
>>692492632
PONG
>You were the bad guy the whole time
>catch
>catch
>catch
>>692492877
Refer to
>>692492842
>>692492345
Devil May Cry 3?
>>692492796
Any command and conquer or RTS war game
>>692492663
the walking dead
One guy left academy you fight him at the end
You wake up on an island and have no idea what to do or what the fuck is going on.
>>692491059
>Frosty dad time
>Robofriend
>dog
>be man
>be animal sometimes
>solve murders or some shit
>try to be nice even though everyone's a cunt
>be jewish american soldier
>get dropped in germany
>kill germans
>germany windmill soldiers wake zombies
>kill zombies
>kill more germans
>kill modified germans
>kick things to find super secret hidden rooms
>kill germans
After lots of tunnels you get killed by a mummy.
>be a cyborg
>eat candy bars to replenish batteries
>use batteries to punch people
>you search for your waifu, only to discover she kind of fucked you over and you discover a government plot
>>692493002
No
>>692492796
>Trade union
>>692493064
The Wolf Among Us.
Crane is a bitch
>zombies
>>692491920
ni no kuni
>>692491695
ni no kuni
>>692493064
Wolf among us
>>692493114
DE:HR I never asked for this
>>692493225
Dead rising
>shooty red men
>no time move
>glitching software
>>692493301
Nope
>>692493301
But you're 50/5p correct
>>692493100
Wolfenstein old blood
>>692493301
Nope, but you're 50/50 correct*
>>692491059
highschool teens shoot themselves in the head and demons pop out
>>692493052
Fallout 4
>>692493275
Nope
>>692491695
Fable 3
>>692493327
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
>>692491288
Witcher m8
>>692493416
good enough
i actually had return to castle wolfenstein in mind
>>692493561
Yep
Aliens shoot up your ride and steal your chicks.
>Shoot black people
>>692492105
Kek
You and friends steal a princess.
Queen chases you and the princess.
Find out that princess isn't human.
Your gay looking brother attacks.
Find out you're not human either.
You love the princess.
Kill gay brother + giant death monster thing.
End
>guy kidnaps your whole family
>Even your fucking ball
>Go get them back
>>692492105
gta 3
>>692491695
Bioshock
>>692492345
Indiana Jones 4 A tomb raiders end
guy comes from serbia and ends up killing his cousin/girlfriend by accident
>>692492632
>ball
You mean square you stupid fuck
>>692493925
gta 4?
>>692492889
bioshovk
>>692494055
if this isn't right idk what game it is
>>692493960
Yeah and maybe instead of sticks I should have said vertical rectangles?
>>692491059
That 4 being before the title still bothers me. I assume it's a Japanese thing.
>>692494055
winrar
>>692491695
Twilight princess
>>692493459
Persona 3
>>692494150
Yeah good point. I'm a faggot please rape my face
Here comes a kind of obscure one. Indie game
>have fireplace
>buy stuff and burn it
>eventually get bored and go outside
Be a ball, paint stuff, overthrow a dictatorship.
>>692494298
little inferno
>>692493771
GTA
>>692493837
ICO
>>692491288
Duke Nukem
>>692493044
The Forest
>>692493925
eh heheh eheheh accident.. yea
>HEY COUSIN WANT TO GO BOWLING?
>>692491059
Play as guy with no limbs
Main enemies are fleas.
Whole goal is to get your flag back.
>>692494415
Nope
>>692493858
Yea
You are a ball collecting fruit and coins.
you live in a communist country where you stamp documents all day
>Be flea
>avoid bird
>middle age man
>skintight black outfit
>crawl about like spiderman and break necks
travel back in time fighting zombies and shit to save world from aliens that aren't really aliens
Save the princess.
>In church listening popes speech
>some assassin out of nowhere
>kills pope
>catch assassin a while later
>he's actually a cool guy
>save the world together
>>692493841
Glover
>>692494716
Dmc4 m8
>>692494400
That was faster than anticipated. Ok
>be grill
>hike up mountain
>look for triangles
>dreams and vinyl records
>>692494542
papers please
>>692494443
Nope.
>>692492453
silent hill homecoming?
>>692492453
Sounds like Silent Hill, but not sure because never played
>>692492453
silent hill?
>>692494716
dmc 4
RIP uncle dante
Little weird girl has big weird dreams then kills self
>>692494716
devil may cry 4
Protagonist gobbles balls while being chased through a maze
>El Presidente!
>>692495044
Pacman are you even fucking trying
>>692494724
No... never heard of Glover. This a pretty old game for the playstation
>>692495085
Tropico?
>>692491059
Okay, here we go...
Be me...
Be liberating government...
Throw in an edgy gadget ripping off another great video game...
What am I doing this for?...
>>692492453
fatal frame?
kill a lot of dudes
die in one hit
synthwave
>>692495204
Just Cause
>>692492453
Silent Hill: Homecoming! I'm one of the only people who enjoyed that one!
>come back to town to meet wife
>everything is fucked
>wake up in some dungeon feeling empty inside
>tutorial boss shits on you
>get shit on by laggers
>die a lot
>never actually learn the plot because you keep dying
>He never asked for this
Sean?
Shoot niggers and steal treasure
>>692495044
star fox zero
>>692495403
Heavy Rain
>>692494610
Shitter Jell
>>692495280
Nice job lol.
>>692495451
Uncharted
>>692495451
Uncharted
>>692494782
>>692494979
>>692495007
yes m8s, last good game in the series imo, they dun goofed with the last game
>>692495352
ds1
>>692495352
Dark Souls
>>692495381
DE:HR
>>692495352
Dark Souls
>>692495381
Day of sex
>>692494716
>>In church listening popes speech
>>some assassin out of nowhere
You got a jacked up notion of fair play, pal.
>>692495456
Nope, guess again
>cyka blyat
>>692495592
nothing personnel.... kid
>Shaun?
Internet simulator...
Also live torture fun time.
Also annoying anti virus software.
Also you get kidnapped alot.
Good luck guys...
>>692495721
Cheeki Breeki the game
>Camera
>Mall
>Has covered wars you know
>>692495592
and it's beginning to piss me off
>>692495856
Dead getting up
>>692495721
Dota 2
>4 wheelers
>SPOONMAN COME TOGETHER WITH YOUR HANDS
>>692495531
I quite liked dmc if I thought of it as a different IP.
But fuck I really want to play dmc4 now.
Be in school learning shit and collecting milk caps
>>692495044
tomb raider
>>692496265
tell me about it, i may even end up buying 3 and 4 on steam
>>692495592
Assasins creed 2 or 3.
Nuclear apocalypse, fighting mutants, 2 weopons.
>die
>get rebuilt
>Solve daddy issues
>>692496536
Warning - 3 is a bad PC port. You'll have to fix it.
However you can add a style switching mod once you fix it.
>>692491059
Old men get caught in explosion, come back a decade later grumpy as hell
>>692497056
i can probably manage it with steam controller, even though i've finished it numerous times on ps2, i can probably play and have fun
>advance on explosion grounds letter before c
>stopping is not an option
>Shapes jump to freedom
>trapped in a hallway
>cant focus
>dont need focus?
>kill or protect?
>fuck this game I stopped playing
>>692495778
Cock?
>>692496058
Battle toads
>>692496907
Nigger
>>692497225
Call of duty 1
>>692497520
Thomas was alone
>be bad ass
>use tool to defeat Group of no 25 Cents
>disease fag gets his own DLC
>time bending hero
>actually creepy time bending villain
>nuclear bomb
>>692497859
>call of duty 1
Nope
>>692497269
OK, I just thought it was fair letting you know. From a fool who bought MKX on PC.
>>692497958
Fucking Life Is Strange, without the nuke.
>beat up the post-apocalyptic LGBT community to compensate for being a terrible parent
>it doesn't work
>pew pew
>holy fucking shit what was that
>nevermind pew pew pew
>creepy little bitch
>get raped
Chicken boy
Dads got coins
Bad deeds good deeds
Hometown in flames
Old man nebercracker raises u
Become heroic or demonic God
>Be Monkey
>Be In Ball
>>692498254
Fallout 4
>>692498220
Nope.
Also
>fucking violins
>>692497400
Russian CS:GO server?
>>692498379
No, this game's an actual RPG
>>692498325
fable, this was too specific and not funny enough
>>692498325
No one will be able to get this one
>>692498375
real life nigger simulator
>hut
>hup
>HYAAA
>LISTEN
> having a nap
> wake up from nap
> Kill everything and get my barbie dolls back
>>692491765
>>692491777
>>692493292
>>692493543
>>692493869
>>692494218
FFIV, but all wonderful guesses... if your an autist.
guys ripping their shirts off and then fighting on rooftops
>>692498298
F.E.A.R.?
>>692498715
2. But close enough bro
>>692498573
ocarina of time
too ez
>>692497951
Shovel knight
>>692498573
oot
faggot hops off train, nigger, giant scorpion
>@
>E
>:
>You found 12 gold
>>692498898
Ff7 bruv too easy
>You are a failed experiment of the bad guy >Get free from said bad guy
>Said bad guy then steals your girlfriend
>Join with mask bro to save her
>1 year later after defeat of Bad Guy, Bad guy finds energy source which he uses to conquer the world and shit
>Meanwhile, get your loli sister a laptop battery
>Get transported and tricked into getting energy force mentioned before
>Sister and ex-bad guy try to stop you
>Big bad is defeated in the true end
>Again 1 year later
>Bad Guy's contraption from previous game crashes into some temple
>Turns out to be mask bro's little shit brother
>Mask bro's brother is salty and sends a new big bad out who controls time
>Mask bro assists you and loli sister into defeating the new big bad and his little shit brother
>Defeat them in the True End
come on /b/, it can't be hard.
Your japanese
Your dad died in a dojo
Time for revenge
Cqc
1,2, and kick starter 3
>>692495044
Life of a cheap hooker being persued by his ex
>>692498375
Is this the new COD?
"hey pikachu suck my dick"
>try to kill a motherfucker
>motherfucker kills you
>kill all his homies
>o shit he's your dad
>world ends in a flood
>>692499227
Undertale
>>692499227
>>692499073
Whoever gets this right gets nudes of my hawt gf
>>692499242
God of War 3
>coma
>whale
>based
>i get a puppy
>finally a hot bitch that knows how to shut up
DESTROYS ALL OF THE POTS!
>>692499492
roight
>>692499073
>>692499469
Shenmue
>Human fallen into Underground
>Kills everything in it's way
>>692499541
Bloodbourne?
>>692499073
Shenmue
>Short little shit
>Steal everything
>work for Burger King with his head stuck in an African drum
>King of all Cock
>>692499514
Link's awakening
>>692499609
Undertale : What would /b/ do edition
AKA, Genocide Route
>>692498298
FEAR
>>692497951
Shovel Knight
big ring
you do stuff
>former noble
>fights and kills Jesus
Nine people are stuck on a sinking boat and spend their time talking about pseudoscience and math.
>>692499944
halo
>>692499739
Incorrect
>>692491695
Every japanese rpg ever?
>>692499999
Q U I N T S
U
I
N
T
S
>>692499999
holy fucking
>>692499598
Shit okay anon
>wake up, have birthday
>single mom sends me to major pedophile
>who happens to just invite little boys at a certain time
>after a free gift he sends me to the woods alone
>my entire journey consists in meeting old people that "fight" me
>meet them literally everywhere
>after i "win" the give me money
>i feel dirty as fuck hoping to just grow up
>>692499687
Alright
>>692500347
Pokermans
>>692499707
your life?
"what happens?" "Train go boom"
>>692491695
Ermuhgerd muh undertell-_-
>>692500515
correct
>>692491059
FBI agent doesn't know how to grab ammo
>>692500347
Gotta catch em all, STDs!
>>692499999
Final fantasy tactics.
Best game of all time.
>>692500347
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl?
>>692500347
Pokemans
>>692491695
Every final fantasy game before 7
>>692500019
999
faggot steals horse
>>692500541
Bitch no
Your gay Japanese guy friend turns evil
You still want to change him
You never stop until U face him
He wins
Figure this out and I'll keep dumping nudes
>government worker with shit job
>crazy inaccurate guns
>alcohol is medicine
>>692500715
GTH Liberty Stables Stories
>>692500759
Devil may cry III
>>692500715
OoT?
>>692500620
Represent
>>692500813
Red dead redemtion?
>>692500982
Close Lol
>>692499879
Winrar
>>692500620
Winar, also good taste
>>692491695
Chrono Trigger
>>692491059
>Russia discovers a new element
>go see wtf they are doing
>helicopter crashes
>find and kill monsters and soldiers
>have to kill self to save the world
>>692493837
Final Fantasy 9
>>692498573
LoZ
>>692499072
inb4 someone guesses
>>692499072
Streets of Rage?
>>692493771
Resident Evil 5
>>692501530
incorrect
main character "......"
>>692501702
Haff Liff
>>692491695
Devil May Cry 3?
>>692499072
Crash Bandicoot
>>692499227
kek
hey you pikachu
>>692501255
Singularity
>be ghost
>be cat
>solve crimes
>be crimes
>>692501702
Walking Dead
>>692500577
BO3, nice dubs m8
>>692501925
Right
>>692492345
uncharted 4
>>692501856
winrar
>write a novel
>proceed to have acid trip that lasts days
>>692492486
resident evil 4
>fall out of sky
>nigger thinks you're dead
>"No"
>kill a bigass gorilla to free same nigger
>Tinkerbell tries to steal a message from your gf
>kill zombies
>blow up space station
>the plot related element is called ourcountryum
>no it's called OURcountryum
>time travel
"Justice and love will always win"
Also axe wielding loli
This is a tricky one
>be a ancient tribe
>search for accommodation
>river delta will do
>"wow all the riches n shiet"
>time goes by
>too many people in this town, lets fucken split
>set up a new village near that coast line
>fug i have no idea where i am
>suddenly indian warriors appear
>"hello friend i hope we can get along!"
>gifts you gold
>as you progress, your villages unite and form a prosperous little country with hanging gardens secured by your trebuchet. God you're the shit.
>Suddenly your indian friends appear, Ghandi himself declares war on you and nukes your shit off the map conquering and raping your cities until the end of time.
>game over
Best game i ever played in that genre tho.
>>692491288
/hgg2d/
>>692500715
skyrimming
>Be black
>Aliens invade
>Moral decisions. Kill da good guys or da bad black creatures
>Ambivalence intensifies
>Use guns
>Have multiple endings that are not canon
>Turns out I'm supposed to kill daddy
>Do it for Cinderella
>Goodbye forever,____________
You died of dysentery...lol
>>692491059
>Human and elf go kill great evil
>Witch helps
>great evil is witch bf
>kill partner or not
>>692493044
don't starve
>>692493459
Persona 3
>>692502465
Bound by Flame
>enter house
>fuck with light switch
>ああああああああああああ
>nightmares forever
>spend 3/4 of game looking for daughter
>find daughter
>defend daughter from niggas
>>692502339
Civ 5?
>>692502442
Organ Trailer
First I rode a train to the city but I forgot my tickets at the station, so the station security hassled me. Met a cute girl, though.
Then I drove a boat to a cabin out of town. Tried to admire the scenery but some asshole chopper pilot kept do low flyovers. Met up with some old friends, at least.
Then I drove in a car back to town to visit my old colleague in his penthouse suite. Traffic was murder, some kind of riot goin' on. Hell if I know.
Got to the penthouse. Seemed he'd invited some other friends there. Small party or some such thing. But, d-bag that he is, he left shortly after I'd arrived.
Cute girl from the station was there. Was about to hit it off with her but some old guy came along and cock blocked me. Night was completely ruined.
Spent the rest of my day reading about some famous people.
you play as an ape and you have to escape
>>692502352
Shadow the hedgehog
>>692502538
Nope
>>692502591
Right.
>>692502602
KING KONG - the official game of the movie
>>692502602
SoulCalibur
> anime boy
> sad grandma
> weather stick
>Unlock magic testicles to rebuild home
>Must kill Purple Lamp Man cause he is wrecked yous home
>Oh wait, that's the fake Purple Lamp Man!
>Endless Dungeon
>>692491695
Bioshock
>>692502735
The legend of Zelda : The wind waker
>>692502602
super monkey ball
>phone rings
>wear mask
>kill
>grab food
>repeat
>>692502713
made me laugh really hard for some reason
Third person shooter for babies who have not choked on Legos yet.
>units keep shoveling rubble next to an active landslide
>oxygen runs out
>annoying slugs
>>692491288
God of war
>see the future- it's you dead
> Flashback to a couple of weeks ago
>Go on adventure with sympathetic superhumans
>they all die in really horribly shitty ways
>get stabbed by alien
>die
>>692502948
well i'm glad i could improve your life for a second faggot
That game was good though.
>Your girlfriend is twice your fucking size.
>You have to give blows constantly.
you look like a homo, enter temples and save the world from a evil man, the evil man looks homo too, but like a crazy homo
>>692502911
Hotline Miami
>>692491288
Devil may cry
>>692495778
tor browser: the game
>>692491695
Answer to this
>>692500581
>>692501794
>>692502775
No... FFIV, Faggots, I already posted it.
>>692501239
No, but reminding me of CT is a good thing to not be a faggot today.
>>692500144
>>692500661
Yes... but I always figured the gang knew Kefka was the big bad all along, so I don't think FFVI is applicable
>Be bad ass
>brother is britfag mech fan
>everyones named after animals
>>692496807
radioactive chair
>>692503240
MGS
>>692503240
MGS
>mom tries to kill you
>mom's being controlled by satan
>spiders
>you become satan afterwards
>>692499999
QUINTS
eat snakes
>kid gets taken
>get kid back
>nuke
>wake up naked
>someone injected lead on my wrist and inserted some kind of gem
>walk the beach, still nekked
>see this crap thing
>punch the shit outta it
>hands break
>cant barely walk anymore, fuck you crabthing
>drag myself into a bush and eat dark purple berries
> pass out.
>selveral time later iwake up, my bones still broken
>crawl over the beach again
>see this nice archipelago up far
>crawl hours, the great famine almost kills me
>finally i'm close to the beach
> giant "Spinosaurus aegyptiacus" appears
> can't run away, the monster flails my negro body across the shore
>i die
>can see how he devours my carcass while i wait to start all over again
cool game tho
>>692503328
Binding of Issac?
>>692502563
yupp
>see other dude that looks like you
>he beats you up and runs past you
>you throw sword at his back and run away as well
>repeat a couple of times
>you win and celebrate with vore fetish
>>692502771
Little big planet 3
>>692503381
Ark survival evolved
>>692503381
Ark Survival Evolved
>blue
>fast
>actually decent
>aliens that let you go faster
>>692503117
>>692502553
>>692502559
FUCK. Hard mode right here.
>>692503548
False
>Prank calls
>killing russians
>obscured plot
>>692502553
Fatal frame ?
Be a dipshit
The world keeps starting over never giving you the chance to realize you're a dipshit
Save the timeline by sacrificing your arm
Continue being a dipshit and spuring the advances of your flat chested stalker and your gay-for-you brother
>>692503635
Sonic 06
>Your max rank sniper with a plasma rifle and all good perks misses a 98% hit chance shot from halfway across the map.
>The enemy he aimed for gets alarmed and shoots back with a short range magnetic assault rifle, instantly killing your sniper with best possible armor and high health.
>Reload save
>>692503688
Hotline Miami
>r to restart
>>692502559
Silent Hill?
>>692503771
Nope
>>692503778
>sonic 06
>decent
Try again fag
> Find weird alien looking thing, cops bullets do nothing to stop it
> Friend Crashes airplane, you have to save him from the wreckage
> Tinkerbell fairy tells you about alien thing
> Fat guy controls alien thing early on, loses control later on
> Tinkerbell's father killed innocent Tamagotchi fodder, one turns into the alien-thing
> City you've been in is wiped off the map, no one is killed.
>>692503791
THAT'S XCOM BABY
>>692502339
Civ 5, dipshit.
>>692503900
It's obviously Sonic Colors. Take a joke, faggot.
>>692503635
Sanic Coolers
>>692495778
Welcome to the game
>>692503913
Halo 2 electric boogaloo
>>692503635
Colors?
>>692503913
Sonic adventure 2
>>692503117
LEGEND OF ZELDA SPIRIT TRACKS
>>692503918
ye nigga
