I love this gif.
>let me just fan you this pussy right here
All good anon, we're here for enjoyment.
I remember when that happened to me. The filesize of my fur folder surpassing the porn folder is scary, but you quickly learn to accept it.
Apparently it's possible to have farts smell like honey nut Cheerios, if that's all you bother to eat for two days.
>public service announcement
I heard those are gluten free now. Good on you for being healthy.
Bah, something's gone wrong if you can smell what you ate, that's never supposed to happen
Eat some probiotics. You probably just need more bacteria to help you digest the stuff properly.
Or I need to not eat the same thing for four meals in a row
Not today anon, but maybe our grandkids or children will, we must work to build a better future
Orgies always seemed like they could be so much fun for women. Even if they're excited and involved, they can have all the fun for little to none of the work. Kinda jealous
In this case it is an us vs them because either a demo or repub will win. Voting for an independent is like throwing your vote straight in the trash. Give it a few years though, people are starting to realize the parties are bullshit.
>the parties are bullshit
>people are starting to realize
Nah, people have been saying that for over 200 years (at least in the US alone), and people still haven't realized. It's a long way off because animal instincts like herd/tribal mentalities and human stupidity make a terrible combination
I'm not saying *I* have all the good ideas or know how to fix things, just that everyone else is retarded for trying for the same things for thousands of years and wondering why it isn't working
Because for the most part it was a single -faggin' douchewaffle anyway
I would seriously be pissed if a girl did that with me.
If you're giving me a bj, finish it. I'm blowing off with my cock down your throat. Not outside being finished with a hj.
That's fucked up.
>what am i going to do while i'm stuck like this?
Well, I can think of a few things
Also this, just seems like the dumbest fucking thing porn has ever convinced people is normal or right
And that greentext was supposed to go with this, but I got distracted
That chick was rubbing the skin above her vagina. What the fuck is that about? She was miles from her clit.
this animation is OC, shall I turn her into a rabbit or fox or something?
TFW liberals ban straight white men from using this amazing technology of the future because they may also use the biotronics to do work and turn a profit.
The white devil can't be trusted.
Yeah, and an anus is miles from the clit too but people still stuff things in there. Sometimes, at any particular moment, what someone is in the mood to do is not what you'd expect. It's not as if there are only 10 square inches of the human body capable of sensation, you know
You haven't had much experience with girls have you?
You don't have to actually touch it. What she was doing there was just fine.
Pulling and moving the skin there will stimulate the clit just fine.
Sometimes better than direct contact because direct contact can be too intense to get off to.
I"m back. With a massive headache. Found a few new octamous pictures on my other old computer.
It's illegal because it's too hot?
Possibly the better angle
I assume it's because with a relatively low actual crime-rate in the Pokemon world they started to become more authoritarian in order for the police to keep their jobs.
Don't condescend to me, nigger. That's a fucking porn star. There's a good chance she has to go at her clit with one of those magic wand fuckery-dos for ten minutes before she feels anything at all. Faggot talking about direct contact is too intense to get off to when speaking about somebody who literally gets paid to have gorrila men with walrus cocks fuck her like bulls rape cucks in prison. Get the fuck off my forum.
On a side note, is "just fine" the way you want who you fuck to describe their sexual experience with you? Step your game up, faggot.
That sounds interesting. Not the strangest sex tale I have heard of.
>muh Golden age of /b/
fuck off. It went to shit without our help. Go pester the bananafags and cumsquatters.
Not when it comes to women's sex toys, I don't. The one that looks like a flashlight with a vibrating bulb thingy at the end.
>posts that he doesn't know why woman rubs above her clit
>anons tell him why
>complains that they're wrong, still oblivious to the knowledge anon tried to give him
>calls it my forum
>implying everyone isn't laughing at a fur faggot trying to give sexual advice
Some of us here get tail. If you had NS you might recognize some of the anons on here and what they've talked about/done in the past.
I've done a lot of stuff with myself and a girl and multiple animals.
The most difficult, and not really worth it was me fucking a mare, with my gf laying on the mares back so I could eat her pussy and a dog was licking my cock as well as it could under the circumstances.
ugh... one of them is Firebrand, some of them are Pestilence, one is... I can't even remember, Nico55 or something I torrentkeyed their stuff last night and none of it's watermarked
I'm not that other faggot, faggot. Thanks for playing.
Well shit man, I hope that some stability come in your life. We're here to bitch at if you feel like it.
Well shit. That's pretty damn intense. Or at least complex. I'm pretty sure I've talked about most of my exhibitionist/ risky fucks before. Most recent one was in a creepy abandoned house.
I wonder what would happen if you were in her vag and the dog started thrusting in there.
Ignoring whatever space age material her vagina would have to be made of, I'm curious if double vaginal is even possible as far as keeping a human penis in while a dog is in the process of forming a knot.
I should also say I've dp'd a bitch too. Only twice though.
We had one stud that missed the vag while mating and I thought, what the hell.
He locked in her ass, let's dp her!
We went with the same positioning as me an my gf worth the dog.
Hm. Neat. That's pretty fucking awesome to hear the dog was into it. I dunno, I've messed around very little with male dogs.
I've eaten out bitch pussy though, that shit was one of the favorite things I've done.
Heart is broke to hell and back, please help
Proof that there's always someone more degenerate than you.
Enjoy your thread, furfriends. At least you're not like these people who disregard animal cruelty laws for their own temporary pleasure.
>inb4 he wanted it
If you had to jerk him off and insert him yourselves, you literally raped a dog. Nice one. And no, I'm not butthurt. I just figured someone should point it out since you're either oblivious or so autistic that you don't think this is wrong. At any rate, don't get caught or everyone in the state will know you're a sick dog fucker.
If you did want where I got it from, that's it... the little program and the key for the download. It's an 820meg folder
Anyway, places to be for a while. You horsefuckers have fun
Yeah, I've gotten one to hump and whatnot, just not much more. Still working out the details. Will eventually make it work.
>there are people in this thread that regularly engage in bestiality
Fur is a fetish because it's a fantasy. If you are fucking animals, you need to talk to someone. 4chan is not the place to heal whatever wounds that have lead you to this point. Seek professional help immediately.
She gets nervous is she's directly watched, but I've gotten roadhead a few times and she didn't realize a couple of friendly drivers probably saw.
We've also almost had a threesome twice now. Good friend of ours is a lesbian, and likes my SO. Offered to put up with me in exchange for some tacos. She flaked last second the first time, and the second time the fox was way less enthusiastic.
Everything has just gone to shit. Cute furs and booze will fix it.
Get the chance to eat her out before or after?
Nah, not now. Thanks though. Just keep the cute ones comin
I'll check and see if I have any boozefurs for you.
I mean, talking here is a start and that's good and all but you really should talk with a psychologist or something. It's normal to have sexual desire and I'm not meaning to make you feel bad but you might have some underlying issues that need resolving.
I'm even trying to consider that if you did it once as an experimentation, that it's not such a big deal. I feel bad for even saying that, since it can still be considered animal abuse. I'm just trying not to judge anyone, since I don't believe actually believe in "evil". Just someone might become comfortable in doing things that lead to a slippery slope of actions that often result in hurting others.
Seriously, if you talk with someone, you'll be happier, feel less guilty, and be able to move on from whatever it is that has hurt you in the past.
You're a sweetheart
sounds harsh, hope it will get well somehow
Here's the thing.
I've not abused anything and in fact, end up feeling closer to said recipient. But nor do I or will I ever feel guilty or less happy because I pushed my tongue into a dog's pussy. If she didn't like it she'd have moved away or tried to bite.
Girl left me, Can't make rent. Might have to move back home some 50+ miles away, so that means quitting my job that I like.
Axel F is the best themes song.
So long as she let you and you weren't holding her down, then I guess it's fine. I'm just aware that if an animal has been abused in the past, it will be afraid to go against the will of it's master.
You can tell if an animal has been abused by lifting your hand up quickly. If it squints, someone has struck it.
So long as it's consensual, I guess.
Try to give them two weeks notice. I know that might be ridiculous, but it will look better when you head out for a new job. I left my job after having a fight with the boss who blamed me for everything going to shit. Apparently his business is failing since I left. But he won't hire me back and I'm stuck looking for jobs with a possible black mark on my employment record.
Oh, and we're here for you man.
Haha, no, I wasn't holding her down. In fact I'd kind of squeezed my head up between her ass and a couch cushion so that I could push deeper with my tongue. And I'd never once raised a hand to her or against her.
Thick is quite darned alright.
Yeah, I wouldn't leave there on bad terms. good company but I can't make it alone working there.
hmmm.... ok fuck thats some srs stuff, but this Girl left me part is something you can handle for sure, just think about the good times you had and give no more fucks on her, if she dont want to be with you she is not worth any more time !
the part with your job is somewhat unclear to me... if you dont want to talk about it im sry. with a job you normaly should be able to hold a place for yourself?
take some days for yourself and overthing what options you got !!! dont do something in your mode right now take some quality time and just relax , it is an hard time but there allways is something you can do even you dont see it right now !!!!
>Newfag thinks 4chan is supposed to follow rules.
Dont like the thread get the fuck out you failed miscarriage
I haven't got anything animated
rent where I live is stupid high. 2 incomes make life tolerable.
Work is a fair bit away already, moving with the rents would mean a 70 mile drive one way, every day.
I'll get it figured out. Thanks bud
Well, I just tried out your test, dog is laying on the other side of the bed, I aggressively flung my hand at her.
Her ears perked up and she eagerly stretched tword me to be petted.
Her and I have a fairly active sex life.
Also, she's a GSD.
beer run, I'll probably be back for the next one
i gone through this shit too last year, after a 8 year relationship it broke, after 2-3 weeks were i just thought there is nothing more i could do i just concentrated on my job and stuff that realy matters and it gone well, you will find your way just take your time
That is unfortunate. But yeah, welcome to trying to rent with only one person in the current age. It'll eat up your money like you have a blow problem.
How much is rent?
I live alone and my house payment is usd 1500 /mo
On top of that I have my animals, my phone, Internet,cars and insurance, race cars to maintain and run weekly, plus food....
The people in this thread like to think they matter and everyone knows who they are, since most of them are running NameSync and talk about themselves constantly. Some even go far enough to block all Anonymous posts and just use fur threads as personal chat rooms.
They miss the point of 4chan.
Very faint hint of pee (shouldn't be surprising), not a whole lot so it's definitely more than tolerable. Other than that, I believe grass or hay, memory of the taste is weak, it has been quite a few years.
Still was nice, after blamming the fear of getting brucellosis struck, I was paranoid for months.
Most of the jobs in town are minimum wage or near it. With apartments costing 500$ a month, usually plus other bills an groceries most full timers have a hard time alone. I was working for 10$ an hour for a jackass shudra who got lucky and came into money.
I've considered bugging you with an email or two before. Probably won't though.