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new thread, so much buttstuff!!
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"Anyway, now that we're done saying dumb stuff, want to trade some pics? or get to know each other more? you can ask me questions about myself"
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>>692474591
Roll
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>>692474591
reroll
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Nah that was just a joke lol
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>>692474388
Bumb
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>>692474591
This sounds fucking gaaaaayyyy
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>>692474388
Holy shit
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>>692474641
roll
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>>692474591
Roll
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Come on let me see what I'll be working with ;)
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show me some ass
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>>692474388
You are yet to send your butt pics, she's waiting...
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>>692474591
Rollin'
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>>692474388
Your tits if you please, I need them as im dying soon
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you can just take a wood log and place it in my ass if you're a greedy jew cunt
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>>692474388
>new thread starts with dubs

Lets see those tits
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>>692474591
roll?
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BRING BACK TERRY

send pic to
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>>692474388
pick a good one for me girl
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>>692474591
this, don't fuck it up op you can still save it
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>>692474722
winrar
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>>692474769
this
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>>692474591
>this
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>>692474591
lel fagget

this is why you're single anon-kun you fucking baka
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>>692474722
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>>692474591
do this
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>>692474722
>>692474744
Hell yeah
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>>692474908
Yea we need this
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>>692474769
Thus
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i have a vast collection of dragon dildos you can strap on then we can go get some chicken nuggers afterwards
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waiting on response
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Stfu and shit in my mouth
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>>692474769
RIP
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>>692474744
WINRAR
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>>692474955
finally
do it op
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dubs go
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>>692474769
This bring our boy home
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holy sheitttt
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>>692474977
stop rolling dubs you beautiful bastard
>>692474964
roll
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>>692475108
Tits then dick
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fucking send her a butt pic bro
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>>692475108
I told you she's waiting on the ass pics, send em
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>>692475173
is this real though? wish i could find a girl that would peg me
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>>692475173
Send her an ass picture, or a dick picture to get on with the nudes. If she really is a chick, probably a catfish
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>>692475173
Op if she is nearby you, just leave the thread now and do assplay with her
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>>692474769
Did they go to wilmington??
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i fuck myself with 12" cucumbers on the daily , is your dildo big enough for my whore ass?
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OMG i hate niggers and jews so much !!! the jews are the worst cause they control TV and radio so they keep bothering me with some lame ass nigger entertainment i can't take it anymore all hail Trump to get rid of all this garbage
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>>692474591
how many fucking dubs will it take for op to do this
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>>692474955
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>>692474591

send over a titty pic
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>>692475108
Just search the Gifs for the best "ass" and send that one. Play it off as your own
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Babe, can you just show me your body? Im so horny
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>>692475364
roll
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>>692475108
>>692475173
Send goatse
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>>692474591
rerolling for this!
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>>692475422
kek
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>>692475173

let me see the dildo first.
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>>692475173
my cock or ass? or both? or my cock in my ass?
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>>692474591
Roll...
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send me a timestamp with your face- I think you catfish me D:
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>>692475525
haha
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>>692474591
why does this have so many rolls?
that being said, roll.
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>>692474769
I dont get it
>>692474840
>>692474961
>>692475127
>>692475348
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>>692475173
Send a picture. who the fuck cares, at this point we should have seen tits and ass. Hell she is probably lurking this thread.

Show tits.
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>>692475568
roll
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keep it up, lets get her number
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>>692475599
hah, got it first try :P
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it smells like catfish

still roll for this one
>>692475375
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fuck her number we want nudes
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>>692474591
rolll
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>>692475633
winrar
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>>692475422
winrar
>>692475599
if dubs skip this bs
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Abandon thread. It's a catfish.
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>>692475706
Of course it is, but it's funny.
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Bring a gay friend so i can suck him off while you fuck me
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>>692475749
That's not dubs.
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roll fo more
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>>692475794
Checkem
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>>692475744
winrar with dubs
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>>692475744
now it is
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From the last thread just before it 404'd. Do it.
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uh oh guys, shes onto you faggots
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>>692475655
Send me your digits and soon I'll put my dicket in your asset
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>>692475655
Will I? I'd prefer to be a naughty naughty boy
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>>692475655
send ass pic, get ass pic
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>>692475633
Try this
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>>692474388
rol l
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I'm 99.9% sure the girl is a basement dweller with fake pictures as well and youre both laughing at each other
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>>692475655
Bb, imma need them digits
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>>692475655
Just give me your phone number and some noods. And we will take it from their
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>>692475907
"I sure am. How about you show me yours so I can be sure about my sexuality?"
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i sexually identify as an attack helicopter , of course I like girls
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>>692475907
>Specially if they got a feminine penis
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>>692475898
rollllllll
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>>692476035
kek
roll
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>>692475907
Female assholes feel much better than male assholes (I know from experience)
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>>692475907

Send Goatse.png
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>>692475907
dont you wanna find out?
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>>692476035
This is a good one
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>>692475907
HAHAHA FUCK
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>>692476108
reroll
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>>692475898
dubs were had, post this
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>>692475655
OP you got dubs again AND the post is dubs that should be one free save the convo
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>>692476035
rolio
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Where has that dildo been? I need proof it knows what its doing
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Not good enough, OP. If you want this to go anywhere, you're gonna need to send her a picture of an ass. Doesn't matter whether it's yours or not. But otherwise she'll leave chat.
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>>692475898
What app is that?

Also, roll for linked screenshot
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>>692476035
>this
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were awaiting the big moment
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>>692472548
I hope he dieded, guy seemed>>692474769
Fuck Terry, dumb nigger
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>>692476035
yeah do this
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>>692475911
winrar!
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>>692475907
"4chan is helping me explore my sexuality, I'm really not that experienced but I genuinely want you to peg me"
then send your real ass pic
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>>692476099

Dubs! Gotta do it faggot
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Please fist me daddy
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Can i contribute.
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anyone who says they're not into buttstuff is a liar
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>>692476083
Roll
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>>692476348
sorry that was my son, he has autism
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>>692476348
kek moar
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>>692474769
anyone wanna explain?
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>>692476355
winrar
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>>692476322
o no
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>>692476035
Rolloling
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WE DID IT, dubs is my first text
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>>692476348
*you're
go away autist
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>>692476488
No way this worked, you fucking pound that ass OP.
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>>692476488
This as your first text
>>692476035
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Shove a 10 inch metal rod down my peehole
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>>692476488
You're first to choose with those magnificent dubs.
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>>692476488
"So now that you say it, I do question my sexuality a bit. Can you show me your ass so I can be sure I'm straight? ;)"
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>>692476488
It's always been a fantasy of mine to have sex with two bears, one male and one female.
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>>692476501
u got triggered by a typo or someone who does not give a shit. ur the autist
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Id love to see a picture of your tits, it would make my day complete
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>>692476488
do this
>>692476603
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>>692476322
This is your first text
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>>692476488

op get out while you still can you actually can fuck this girl
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hol up.

So if OP is successful he gets to pound ass and then get his ass pounded?
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>>692476348
What did a naked dead black girl in an alley work as? 3rd Grade teacher
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>>692476603
this would totally work
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>>692476488
i cant believe this

FUCK YOU OP
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>>692476488
when we're done with my ass, do you want yours taken care of? or your throat?
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>>692476488
SHOW YOU'RE #WITHHER BY DONATING TO THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN. TEXT "TrumpSucks" FOR MORE INFO.
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>>692476603
faggot
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How do you find these bitches?
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>>692476488
Do this, OP
>>692476603
We want ass
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>>692476720
>>692476488
roll
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>>692476488
hey this is hitler lol :)
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>>692476683
Rerol
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>>692476724
Reroll
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>>692476720
roll
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>>692476550
more like she is going to pound his ass
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>>692476755
dubs have spoken
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OP is a fag
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>>692476675
Well , she seems pretty set on fucking his ass with a dildo she's gonna tape to her waist.
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>>692476755
winrar
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"i actually have aids so i think it's good if we invest in an strapon togeheter, i have own shares in microsoft i could sell"
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>>692476783
83 again bs, reroll
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>>692476620
Youve posted this already in the last 2 threads. Pls leave, faggot.
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>>692476800
well then
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>>692476488
I call bullshit at this point
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whats the name of this app?
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>>692476858
Again
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>>692476800
winrar
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>>692476488
Why even ask. You got the number send a generic ass or dick picture and await any potential nudes.
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>>692476767
Look at all these sevens and sixes OP
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Are you also really into beastiality?
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"Can i cum in your nostrils?"
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>>692476912
Fuck last time
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send an ass picture to the number and post proof
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>>692476488
Well player sir, i tip my hat to you
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Hi
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iunno guys...
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>>692477228
>failed
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>>692477228
just send her on kik that the message failed and you'll continue talking there until it works again.
also, send this on kik again
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>>692477401
agree do this op
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will you toungepunch my shitbox before you fuck me?
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round 2
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>>692477401
its Tinder though
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>>692477228
It was so obviously fake lol
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>>692477228
Generic price is right losing sound

Catfish confirmed.
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>>692477452
roll for this
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>>692477452
fartbox*
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>>692477526
shitbox is better though
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>>692477228
>>692477228
catfish confirmed
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round 2 ...
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>>692477500
winrar
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ded thred
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Thread's gone to clag
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i gave her my number
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OP is a nigger who failed
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>>692478375
You gave a catfish your number?

Hahaha haha you deserve whatever is about to happen to you.
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>>692478504
The catfish man is gonna get him
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Yea probs a catfish
Keep us updated OP
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dubs
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>>692478648
Tits or gtfo at this point
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>>692478648
say this again
>>692477228
it got dubs, it deserves to be said.
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>>692478648
send her a picture of your ass
"i want you to annihilate this"
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>>692478799
winrararar
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>>692478648
text her that message that failed again.
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How different was the number
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>>692478799
winrar, then ask for a pic of her ass
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just bumping
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>>692478799
win
May as well at this point
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dubby dub dub
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>>692478799
This
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>>692478799
Do it
>>692478918
this
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O.o
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>>692479137
So where's that picture of your ass
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Show her the ass
Do it OP
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Let me at that poop chute girl
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>>692479238
give her op
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>>692479238
Why the fuck does she want to use snapchat. You're texting at this point.
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>>692478799
>>692479244
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>>692479299
winrar, and make sure to have snapprefs setup, to post the pic on here
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>>692479238
Catfish is infiltrating all of your communication and social media outlets. Awesome.
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>>692479238
Open screen recorder before opening that.
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>>692479334
Prob so he can't "save" the pic.
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>>692479238
Use snaphack apps you nigger we need to see it
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Use AZ Recorder. Free screen recorder so you can record her snaps without her knowing.
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>>692479432
Also it doesn't need root
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>>692479420
Fuck that can still screenshot it and there aint she she can do.
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we gotta equip OP with some good ss apps for snapchat...he uses android
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>>692479432
you load it , turn on airplane mode and screen shot without her knowing
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>>692479432
how would she know otherwise?
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>>692479535
yeah, and also not send another pic after she realises he's screenshotting them lol
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>>692479587
That hasn't worked like that in about over a year
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Get Casper on the play store.
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>>692479696
You get blocked nowadays don't do this.
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>>692479656
AZ Recorder is the way to go tbh
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>>692479610
The fuck cares at this point. Shit reeks of catfish.

Stick to texts imo. He's bent ass backwards enough as is. Need to take a stand.
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the deed is done
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>>692479754
Yeah I deleted Casper too.
Wish there was a working app
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>>692479754
I use it, it works fine
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>>692479656
Damn , I haven't used sc in a while since I got my shitty windows phone
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>>692479816
Didn't need to be done OP. At this point if they are a catfish you're throwing more inforl their way then they need. Should have stuck to texts.
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dubs replies
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>>692479795
Wtf is a catfish gonna do with his snapchat anyways? Stop being so paranoid and see what happens.
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>>692479922
"If you want I can send you a dickpic, but I'll expect something in return ;)"
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>>692479834
Snapprefs
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>>692480019
roll
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killer username? you should see my ass
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>>692480019
do this op
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>>692479922
"im starting to think youre a catfish"

lets find out op
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>>692479955
Most people are dumb enough to have a username that is easily linkable to other online information dumbass.

This has reeked of catfish the whole time. And if his SC was truly a throw away he wouldn't have censored it just now.
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>>692480019
gay as fuck but roll
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>>692480019
>this
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>>692480019
roll
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>>692479656
on the new version yes but you can still download the apk for the old version. either way there's plenty of workarounds
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>>692480019
>
Do this OP, it'll work
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>>692474388
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx

come visit porngen.
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>>692480199
W I N R A R
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Are you from Dublin? Because my penis is dublin' in size
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>>692480199
i ain't sending a dick pic, sorry
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>>692480199
WIN
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>>692480019
Literally exactly what we need
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>>692480278
Abandon thread.
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>>692480278
just send any fucking dick you retard
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>>692480278
Well see ya OP
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>>692480278

do this >>692480085
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>>692480278
faggot.
he had dubs, you send a dick pic, that's the deal.
you're not going to get nudes otherwise
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>>692480278
Gaaayyy
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Just grab a random dick off google... Have you seriously never done this before OP?
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>>692480278
Well somone is being a bit of a faggot
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Hurry OP. Go as fast as you can
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>>692480278
>tfw 3 inches
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lets see
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>>692480247
roll
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ya know, if it was me i'd just dump this thread and go buttfuck the fat bitch.
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>>692480278
no guys I cant let this girl see my tiny pecker
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>>692480460
you forgot something
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>>692480445
sure is that kek
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>>692480413
Or just send her a dick pic, op. Don't be shy, man the fuck up.
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Plot twist:
>OP is the catfish
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>>692480460
Killer Username cumfirmed
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>>692480460
forgot to blank out ya snapchat lel
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>>692480460
>Andyroo529
Topkek
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>>692480278
Respect the fucking dubs you dumb sack of shit. Now send the fucking dick pic
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>>692480535
Lol
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>>692480474
im 99% sure its a catfish
there are kinky girls but they dont really talk like this and that picture is fucking fishy as well
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Make her go faster you faggot
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>>692480460
u dun goofed
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gimme a dick to send
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>>692480460
Post your dick n ass to her, you bitch nigga.
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>>692480576
Oooooooh, shit! Get ready for some dickpics, op!!
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>>692480622
forgot to block your snapchat you fuck
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>>692480622
snapchat lul... SEND THE MDICK PICS
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>>692480622
You have one, faggot.
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>>692480622
just take a pic of your own
unless it's under 3 inches, who cares
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>>692480622
just stop while you are ahead and get fucked in the ass, andy.
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>>692480614
Brandon??
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>>692480600
Double dubs hath spoken
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>>692480720
What did I do??

Oh, fuck, you meant another Andy.
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>>692480460
Killer username
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>>692480622
Everyone here is below average. I volunteer my 8 inch!
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>>692480745
>double dubs
fuck off summer
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send him some dick pics to send guys cmon!
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>>692480811
Get em' Andyroo
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>>692480622
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>>692480460
that beta as fuck smiley
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>>692480811
W I N R A R
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>>692480811
Ya got dubs, here we go OP
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>>692480811
ew you fucking sand nigger
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>>692480811
That looks weird. Like it would be slimy even if you ever cleaned it. Don't send this one, op.
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>>692480811
But you're uncut and a sandnigger though...
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>>692480811
dubs have spoken
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>>692480811

fucking trim the hair you chimp
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>>692480811
fuck no you'll scare her away with that medusa dick
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>>692480811
FUCK YES CHECK EM DUBS GET SAH DUDE
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>>692480883
Not bad friend!
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who's got that pic of the skinny guy with the 5 foot pencil dick standing striaight up at 45? send that
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This might be bad. Let's see if we get ass
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>>692480968
Op fucked up. Sent gross dick.
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>>692480949
ha this dude is one of those guys who manscapes completely bald haha
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dubs
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>>692480811
no homo, but what a nice cock
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>>692480945
Welp
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>>692480945
Well I hope the skin tones match otherwise you just fucked yourself.... Which is technically true anyway. This thread is a ruse.
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>>692474769
What happened? Missed this one.
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>>692480945
it's happening
>>692480949
You aint gotta do shit if you get pussy every other day but yea I need a trim...
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>>692481061
fucking idiot
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Dude that volunteered do a time stamp
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>>692481061
post her shoe on dick
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>>692480945
Post moar! He needs more friend!
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>>692481061
start a new fucking thread
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>>692480811
Post moar
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>>692481061
AAAAAAYYY THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT U GUISE
>>692480924
>>692480924
>>692480929
>>692480931
>>692481062
Uncut master race fuckerrrs
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>>692481061
say "yeah I was, my dick is only 3 inches, but my ass can take at least 12"
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We need a timestamp
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>>692481061
"way ;)
your turn"
if she asks more aobut the dick you're pretty much fucked because you were too retarded to just send your own. so good luck with that.
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>>692481061
can someone photoshop a timestamp with her name or something like that, just for make it more real
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>>692481224
Rolling
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>>692481124
do it or we're fucked
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Is this a cringe thread?
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>>692481224
rolling for this!!!
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>>692480811
looks nasty
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>>692481302
Yeah
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>>692481261
>the screenshot filename is a time stamp you mong
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>>692481274
And this is how /b/ learned that Andy is ashamed of his small dick.
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>>692481275
Agreed, we need to convince her
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>>692481288
WINRAR
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>>692481302
It is now
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>>692481302
yes
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Say "Nah, just kidding. That's what blows my ass out every night."
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>>692481124
Proper engrish pls?
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>>692480924
he's uncut, probably a Pajeet
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>>692481343
kek i gotta small one but i aint ashamed
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>>692481336
To give to her, you silly little fucker
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Fckn OP idiot
Tell her that is wasnt yours and then send your own
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>>692481319
faggot detected
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>>692481336
No... It's a fucking file name, you said it yourself you fucking idiot.
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its all fucked now boys
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>>692481061
This is why you send your own dick, nigger faggot.
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Op you really fucked up by not posting your own dick
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>>692481393
Most people outside of Amuricu are uncut
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Dammit. If dubs, OP is true faggot.
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>>692481261
>>692481404
you think she knows the fuck a time stamp
is? or she gives a shit?
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>>692480811
NIGGER ANOTHERONE!!!!!!!
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>>692481421
>filename
>has date and time of screenshot in filename
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>>692480811
NOW WRITE THE DATE ON YOUR SHAFT, QUICK!
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>>692481508
I love being American
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>>692481534
this. not everyone is a neckbeard faggot
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>>692481061
fucking retard shouldve just posted own dick you must be new to this getting nudes thing
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This is a train wreck. I've never seen so much monkey fucking just to try and get nudes which keep getting shot down anyway
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OK this just got really gay
I'm out
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>>692481061
Oops sent my friends dick here's mine (send yours faggot)
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>>692481565
for fuck's sake op
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>>692481534
Are you a stupid nigger she's asking if he's lying or not, if he puts a time stamp he can prove its real
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>>692481585
I love having natural glide because of my foreskin
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>>692481611
close the door on your way out 5head men are at work here
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>>692481534
You think she's so stupid that she won't ask for proof? Or do you think timestamps are just a /b/ thing?
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>>692481404
we need >>692481275
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im out as well you fucked this all up you shit head
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>>692481541
I'm not a nigger or a faggot so why would I?
>>692480811
OP calls the shots here.
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>>692481565
nice recovery OP
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>>692481611
Agreed, Too much effort for a 4/10.
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