Vaguely describe a video game, guess what it is.
Like really Vague guys.
Since no one got it in the last one
>town gets buttfucked
>you and your BFF join military because those motherfuckers gotta pay
>BFF gets ancient superpowers
>game is essentially EZ mode at this point
>kill bad guy
>marry BFF, settle down and have a baby
>FUCKING LIGHTS AND COLORS EVERYWHERE
>Boss simulator
>you're a piece of shit
>move
>still a shithead but you justify it
>the devil, so evil, I know, I bent its cage
>wait is finally over
>fuck this music sucks
>when do I get the robot
>pass ball
>pass ball
>pass ball
>shoot, miss, repeat.
>roll around
>best friends are a rock, a rapper, a skeleton and a buff guy
>sit on a chair
>win
> play hide and seek
> beat game
> be sad
> play hide and seek again
> beat game again
> be happy
>better than nothing
>>692438905
alpha one
>>692439207
Dark Souls
>>692439224
Dishonored
>>692439198
Pong
>kill people for cash, there is a bigger conspiracy going on.
>cyborg ninja with an alternate personality cuts up other cyborgs
>under aged girls fight monsters.
>People were offended by it
>Friend is bad guy
>Best game company ever made
>kill people
>masks
ez
>>692439159
Heavy Rain?
>>692438905
Angry guy kills literally everything
>>692439337
Kid Chamelon
>>692439328
Dragon Age: Inquisition?
>Guest is being a shithead
>Invite them to swim
>Take ladder away
>See you in hell asshole
>>692439358
Nah
>>692439337
Hotline Miami
>>692439399
god of war
>Be drunk man
>Get booze every night
>Try your hardest to drink yourself to death
>Game eating children
>hats=power
>>692439194
Xenoblade?
>>692438905
Small/baby crocodile
>>692439207
Ds2
>kill brother for trying to steal your magical necklace
>crazy slutbitch on motorbike 24/7 kills her daddy because he won't accept her
>spend the entire day killing demons and having boss fights
>you're a living balloon thing with hands and feet, but no arms or legs
>had some 3-D games that were eh, real shit is 2-D
>collect lightning bugs
>platform and shit
>punch guys
>save the blue people
>>692439444
the sims
>>692439337
Payday 2
>>692439337
Payday?
>gem faggots hates furries
>if you want it you should put a ring on it
>>692439207
Nope.
>go to asylum
>camera
>batteries
>crazy spooky shit
>dies
>>692439424
Not even close
If someone got this in the last one, I missed it.
Someone already guessed dark.
>>vampires
>>Jesus Christ, you actually made it out of the tutorial?
>>RAGE QUIT midway through first level, this shit is arbitrarily hard.
>>692439471
life.
>>692439399
Infamous
>>692439477
Tf2
>>692439479
Yup, disappointment of the year for me...
>Its on ps2
>>692439328
Gta sa?
>>692439207
>Be cat
>Use time powers
>Fight retarded pigs
>Use a fucking vacuum cleaner as a weapon
>in a maze
>oh shit there's ghosts
>>692439519
Devil may cry?
>>692439314
Killer Seven
>>692439444
Sims?
>>692439519
DMC3
>>692438905
>get to train station with fat fuck
>fuck it up
>all you had to do is follow the damn train
>rinse and repeat
>>692439519
dmc 3
>>692439565
outlast?
>>692439565
outlast
>>692439498
Not Dark Souls.
Another, very obvious hint.
>radioactive
>chair
>>692439399
hatred
>>692439591
Absolutely, but still need the name of the game
>>692439285
Too easy?
>>692439565
Outlast
>>692439530
Rayman
>>692439457
yes
>>692439402
no
>>692439546
>>692439550
no
turns out other games have masks too lol
>>692439681
Correct
>>692439530
Rayman, the first 3D one was alright
>>692439685
I said vague you dumb cuck
>>692439594
No
>Hint: The plot of the game actually involves a video game trapping children. I wasn't speaking metaphorically.
>>692439678
nope
>>692439471
Max Fucking Payne man!
>>692439565
Outlast
>>692439399
Hatred there game for kids who collect melee weapons and listen to metal
>>692439565
Outlast
>>692439485
Croc?
>>692439530
Ray-Man
next
>>692439554
sonic the hedgehog
>moms dead
>dads gone
>gotta find him
>what the fuck?
>>692439399
Hatred
>>692439530
manray
>arrive in foreign country to spread moms ashes
>sit in chair for 20 minutes
>spread ashes
>beat game
>>692439714
Very. Never even played and I know you speak of nuclear thrones now
>>692439485
croc
>alien farts
>alien captives giggle
>>692439337
Payday
>Father/Mother kidnaps you
>Find out later
>Confront
>Kicked out of town
>Find way to clear name
>>692439669
Blinx: The Time Sweeper
>>692439581
Yeah, saw it in the previous thread. No idea, but I want it.
>>692439581
ghouls and goblins?
>garbage
>new release every year
>14 year olds
>fall off buildings wearing toe shoes
>>692439862
far cry 4
>space
>black guy
>bitch
>Guys I just wanna go home :(
>>692439862
Far Cry 4
>>692439794
got it
>>692438905
you can craft and mine shit
>>692439581
Add a clue!
>SAVE A LITTLE GIRL
>Her ghost stalks you forever
>>692438905
Wasd to move your ass
Lmb to shoot a nigga
Steal a bike
>Fuck Miranda on a unicorn
>malaria
>guns
>>692439819
That wasn't the game I was thinking of but damn if that isn't exactly the description of Max Payne
>for Glory
>fuck the leader that sounds like a nigger.
>be chosen by my village
>quest for a holy artifact
>become pornstar
>>692439978
dead-space?
>>692440017
Fallout 4
>>692439328
Bully
>>692439143
Beat hazard
>essentially your a world of zombies last hope of being people again
>have nightmare
>wake up in the crappiest hangover
>guy calls me telling me to do stuff
>absolutely can't recall what happened last night
>optimus prime tries to rape me
>get launched underground
>deformed autists try to rape me
>kick their asses
>get launched underground
>cops try to rape me
>kick their asses
>get launched underground
>flood the neighborhood
>give people headaches
>my best friend was a fucking computer
>oh i remember what happened
>>692439856
Fallout 3
>>692440053
Right? maybe you could reveal the answer lol
there are lots of games like that now hehe
>>692439159
Infamous Second Son?
>bridge explod
>bitch betray u
>never speak
>>692439198
the NBA 2k series
>>692440049
Far cry 2
>>692440091
Yep!
>>692439714
tf anon you missed it
>>692439634
>>692439669
Ye, game was the shit when i was a kid
>>692439856
fallout 3
>>692439956
COD lol
>>692440049
far cry 2
>>692439104
Uh Valkyria Chronicles?
>>692439159
>hint: skateboard everywhere
>>692439850
Chicken dinner!
>>692440146
GTA 3
>>692439673
Pacman
>>692439953
No, sorry missed you when I did extra clue
>>692440180
Obviously
>>692440142
Sure, Bozo's night out
>>692440141
>>692440177
you got it
>kill people for cash
>there is a bigger conspiracy going on.
>>692439942
You don't want.
>>692440112
nope
>>692440145
No but I see what you mean
>>692440240
Too easy?
>Shitty game
>Everyone is angry at each other
>Owner company makes a fucktown of money with it
>>692440099
Wow nice job. I didn't think someone would get it.
I need to be more vague
>a hiki's dream world
>>692440317
it´s only easy if you´ve played it
> Roller blade
>>692440068
animal crossing
>Ive fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
>do drugs with rasta gang leader
>shoot a nignog
>jump out car high as fuck
>best game in series
>>692440351
World of Warcraft
>>692440092
nah
>>692440395
Sk8
>>692440395
Jet Set Radio
>>692439104
valkyria chronicles
>ur a king
>walk around lumberyard
>scare workers
>0.99$
>>692440414
Saints row 2?
>Alien ship
>Name a god after it
>Seems peaceful enough
>Better nuke it
>>692440216
About damn time
>grow balls
>kill niggers
>steal people's clothes
>fuck sluts on sidewalk
>bjs regen health
Girlfriend keeps running off with foreigner
No idea why I keep rescuing her
>>692440351
Overwatch or CS:GO?
>Get a letter from your dead wife
>>692440398
no.
>>692440482
Burger King game?
>>692440296
tf2
>>692440275
Thanks fam
>>692439328
gta vice city?
>>692440482
I'm fucking dying I forgot that shit existed
>>692440351
definetely CSGO
Autistic Lego game
>>692440351
tf2
>under aged girls fight monsters.
>>692440068
Fallout 2
>>692440486
Too easy I see
>>692440498
Fukboi simulator 2k14
>Whole game is about taking a cargo to an animal
>Arguably one of the best games ever made
> brother becomes evil and world becomes fucked up
> gather a bunch of crystals
> people put their fingers inside you
>>692440296
Life
>white army
>rhythm
>red army
>rhythm does everything
>You're god
>>692440599
yes.
>>692440351
Cod. now give me my medal
>main character in this game is always the supporting character in main series
>spooky scary
>put poltergeists in paintings cuz that's totally safe
well i might die really young but atleast i can dick down some crippled bitches
>mars
>demons
ez
name and number faggots
>>692440542
yes
For the 90's fags
>Open dumpster dead turd
>Fuck theres glue in my eyes
>Headcheese in fridge
>use gun shoot crossdresser
>>692440068
CoC
Maybe fallout 2
>>692440650
Patapon
>>692440685
No
>>692440591
Rwby?
>Be traveler
>help green haired royalty
>then red haired royalty
>then blue haired royalty
>kill turban wizard
>mansion
>ghosts and shit
come on, this one is easy ffs.
>the devil, so evil, I know, I bent its cage.
>>692440567
Bully, but you were close.
>>692440687
Luigis mansion, ez
>>692440123
True crime?
wait is this part real or am i still in the time machine?
>>692440685
He's not wrong.
>>692440402
TES IV
>>692440219
Bully?
>>692440610
Yeah I favored that one out of any of em
Though i had fun in the first one as well
>>692440647
no
>hint: you are a middle aged white man with no personality.
>Solve puzzles
>Creepy towns people
>An evil presence in the woods
>Fucking gnomes
>>692440499
mario
>>692440733
Luigi s mansion
>>692440733
literally half the title...
Luigi's Mansion
>>692440733
Luigi's mansion
>>692439399
Doom
>>692440687
Weegee mansion
>alot of classes
>alot of porn
>Shadbase makes good porn of this
>>692440771
yessir
>>692439673
Pacman
>>692440891
WoW
>Underated fucking game
>"Miner!"
>>692440724
yup
>>692440832
Yeah
>>692440511
Silent Hill 2
>>692440737
Mario party
>>692440705
HELL YEA
>>692440737
built not bent
Doom 3
I was going for that here>>692440697
>>692439159
Tony Hawk proving ground?
You have a health bar.
>>692440905
THIS COULD BE LITERALLY ANYTHING
>>692440687
Luigi's Mansion
>Be god
>Make weird ass critters
>>692440726
Zeliard?
>>692440402
>>692440296
Gta v
>>692440845
Hitman?
>>692440975
yes
>Shoulder buttons to move and jump
>made a sequel
>>692440905
Fallout 4 ?
>Walking to a bench
>Listen to music
>Everybody is dead
>Die eventually
>>692440937
nope
>>692440726
Dynasty Warriors? I feel it's not it but hey whatever
>>692441022
spore
>>692440852
Keemstar
>>692440891
overwatch
>>692440789
dude no but true crime was the shit
im surprised anyone here ever played it
>>692440939
Clash royale
>>mom wants to kill you
>>cry
>>jesus
>>692440905
> implying shad makes good porn
>>692440634
That happened to me once
>>692441027
Close, but no cigar
>animal tells me what the fuck to do
>flying around with animals, killing and blowing everything up
>sometimes meet other animals who wanna kill me
>kill dickhead
>old man bullies 3 youths then Orochimarus one of them
>>692440891
Life is strange
>MMORPG, but everyone is a bot
>Sandniggers
>Thanks to the media, everyone thinks owner company sells drugs
>Sandniggers
>>692440944
Good job!
>Ordered to be bad, don't kill girl. Your dad is an Alien.
>rainbow onion men
>>692439337
Hotline Miami or Payday for certain
>>692440939
red faction
>get played like a damn fiddle.
>>692441134
yup
>>692441122
Much more red than keemstar
>>692440737
he actually says "the devil is real, i know, i built his cage"
>>692440941
U fucking serious lol
>>692441085
Nope
>where the fuck did all of you come from?
>idk, let's beat the shit out of each other
>what % of the game have you beaten?
>only story in one installment dumbass
>>692439159
Bully
>Street
>wheels
>ragdoll
>>692441157
the bondage of laughter
>>692439198
Total Soccer 2000
>>692441157
Binding of issac
>>692439444
The Checked 3?
>>692441165
>implying you're not a weeb who goes on and on about muh Eastern art when the west is clearly better.
>>692441229
Bingo, i actually didnt expect someone would get it.
>>692441231
bioshock
>>692441157
Binding Of Issac
>>692441231
Mgs v
>xyzzy
>fool/cretin
Fucking ez mode
>Cold
>Spookys Everywhere
>Dog
>Boom
>>692438905
damn, that was pretty vague. I give up, OP
>your a gnome looking motherfucker
>raid dungeons for loot
>fight bosses
>get milk
>shooting
>>692440985
Dead Space
>First game was cool, the rest was shit
>>692440817
Yep
>be owner of a military-research company.
>get pissed because I can´t do my research without people crying for my help every day.
>>692441231
iron clockwork mechanism the fifth: ghostly suffering
>>692439207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHSYt-qoY0
>>692439337
Hotline miami
>>692438905
>sit in a shell hole with your rifle
>arty coming down around you
>screaming about those damned japs
>Friends get obliterated in front of you body parts everywhere
it's an online game if this helps
>>692441352
Call of Duty: Ghosts
>>bullet time the game
>save some bimbo
>put hamster in the microwave
>>692441075
Mirrors edge
>stuck to a wall
>jump to roof
>twist
>fall down a long corridor
>mind absolutely blown to shreds
>Weird creatures starts to destroy world
>Creatures can only get damaged by their own kind
>Humans use the cells of the creatures to make weapons
>Weapons switch to gun and sword
>Only one out of all these bitches looks like the actual Little Red Riding Hood
>>692441358
I was a fan of the series, rf2 was to me like timesplitters is to others
>Have PDA
>Play Snake
>Dope Music
>>692441352
> implying I enjoy east porn and not that shad is a shitty artist in general
>>692441534
Max Payne
>dom dies
>dom dies
>dom dies
>dom dies
>dom dies
>dad dies
Easy one.
>Blood
>>692438905
BUUUUH BUH BUM BUM BUUM BAAAAHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>Cool series
>If you are classy, you may fuck an underage grill
>>692441141
Its been so long, I need to give it another play
>>692441499
Incorrect but you are right there.
>>692441597
>>Play Snake
really?
>get drunk one night
>wake up nowhere
>niggers want your skin
>>mostly 2D but not always
>>less RPG than before, back to action-platforming roots
>>not the best in the series, not the worst either
>>dimensions are super
> looking for uncle adventurer
>>692439399
Mad World
>Doom engine
>Meteor hits
>Plague kills most
>Most survivors hear voice of malevolent being
>Be Merc
>Join resistance
>>692441443
zelda
>>692441534
super-hot
>>692441734
Rage, but it doesn't use the Doom engine.
>>692439565
outlast?
>allahu ackbar!
>kafir slave'an
>kafir rape'an
>kiddy diddle'an
>>692441472
Jak & Daxter
>The whole game is about a cake
>Kill villagers, accident with mech, you're all spare parts for a biological weapon.
>>692441888
Cake mama
>really hard
>platformer
>toads
>Whistles blaring
>Head over the top
>Kill everyone
>Die from a sniper
>>692441568
Day of the Tentacle
>>692441948
Fighter Frogs?
>>692441611
Gears of War 3?
>>692441843
Fuck you, 3 was the best, then 2. The rest is shit, including the first one
>>692441568
Maniac Mansion
>>692439669
Ratchet and clank?
>>692441652
Battlefield 1
or any game with seven nation army
>>692441888
portal
>>692441616
blood.
>>692441771
yup
>>692441579
Xenosaga?
>>692441777
>>692441948
Pawn Stars: The Game
>>692441971
Negative
>>692441948
Battletoads
>>692441888
Portal
>thief of thieves
>travel back in time
Fairly recent game I discovered
> mmorpg
> product quality is non existent
> fan-service the game
> barebone mechanics in general
>sit in trench
>whistle blows
>overthetoplads.webm
>mustard gas
>>692442019
Well done, easy one tho.
>Pokemon
>Not Pokemon
>Use time telling device to catch them
>>692441948
battletoads
>get pregnant with grim reaper, have his babies
>fuck ghost girl, she gives birth to human
>have sex with every woman in town until no one can breed anymore
>>692441987
yes
>>692442056
Sly Cooper 4
>wake up
>get a job
>kill orcs
>kill dragons
>name?
>>692441734
Rage?
>>692442136
Fear
>>692442072
overwatch
im just gonna do quotes
1
>would you kindly
2
>war, war never changes
3
>i loved you brother, and im sure gonna miss you.
4
>might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself
5
>Joe wasn't part of the deal
6
>what have i become? something less than human? or something more?
>you lose
>you have lost
>once you realize what game this is you lose
>go to play baseball with a cat
>spookies everywhere
>buy shit from some mexican weaboo furry to kill spookies
>accidentally murder wife and son
>cat kills you
>>692442111
Digimon
>>692442052
yes
>>692442010
A winrar is you
>>692442136
Sims, kek
>>692441716
Maybe, but not the game.
>>692442072
Tera
>>692440123
no one?
>>692442202
No it really is a doom engine game came out in the 90's after doom was popular
>Mario
>Not actually mario
>Soundtrack was the shit.
>>692441568
duke nukem forever
>Mum kill
>Brother kill
>Wifey and daughter kill
>Boss kill
>All of your uncles killed
>Dad kill
>You kill
>End of game
>Spawn
>Get killed by manchild
>Respawn
>Push some shit
>walk off cliff
>>692442270
>newer Jap game
>ghost cat
>>692442216
No, but i fucking keked
>>692442240
Dunno about the rest, but 1st one is Bioshock 1
>>692442111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVklXhNBP4
>>692442180
that was fast
>>692439856
fallout 3?
>>692442203
Nope
>>692442036
>PSP Game
>You carry a huge ass sword
>You can carry the sword due to the cells and a weird arm band
>overhyped
>boring
>all action is click based
>>692442429
ring a ding ding
>>692442253
i don't actually have an answer but it sounds great
>>692442347
super meat boy
>>692442500
undertails
>be wierd underground creature
>sometimes pull out a rubber-chicken instead of weapon
>must escape before area gets flooded.
>get run over by car.
>die
>>692442253
OFF
>>692442500
Life is Strange?
>>692442337
Oh, quake?
>>692441157
Binding of isaac
>>692442500
That could be almost any moba rts or top down rpg
>play as op boss of last game
>not Op at all
>Daughter
>>692442500
Diablo 2
>>692442500
Checked, Hearts of Iron?
>>692442240
1. bioshock 1
2. fallout series
5. Mafia 2
6. Prototype?
>>692441179
noone knows?
>>692442634
The evil within dlc?
>>692441393
>hint: eaten by grue
>>692442575
ayy
>>692442429
The second is metal gear 4
>>692442700
Kinectimals
>>692442579
Sorry, I don't think it was that popular. Ill just give the answer because I don't think anyone will get it.
Strife
>everyday item as weapon of choice
>missing gf
>find a big ass door
>>692442625
this is supposed to be extremely vague remember
>>692442687
yes, yes, yes, and yes
>>692442760
wrong
>You climb a long ass ladder
>>692442278
You got it. My sim has cucked the shit out of many married men who are now raising his babies, often twins.
>>692442726
Although True.
Different game.
>>692442831
SNAAAAAAAAKE EATERRRR
>>692442557
yes
>>692442240
4 DMC 3
>>692442396
Yokai Watch?
>>692442753
try fallout
>>692442634
Bioshock 2
>>692442831
MGS3
>>692442766
Ah! Man I suck
>>692442831
crack-life
>>692442385
Team Fortress 2
>>692442925
Yep
>>692442909
yesir
>>692442727
Don't starve?
