Vaguely describe a video game, guess what it is.
>Almost drown
>kill a guy
>take his stuff
>kill more guys
>Find secret chamber
>use secret chamber
>beat game
2013 Tomb Raider?
The original farcry?
>hang the spooky
>oh no it got away
Bioshock
>>692432221
Black Flag
>>692432221
AC Black Flag
>>692432221
Black Flag?
>oldage mutant ninja
>kill everyone
>save hot daughter by letting her be a bitch to everyone
>cuck
>>692432221
Mario Kart?
>>692432221
far cry 3
>sister is lost
>kill evil things
>is general beta/cuck
>gets shiny blue sword
>kills bad red guy
>kills bad blue girl
>gets sister back
>Incest
>>692433602
witcher 3
>>692433349
Winrar
>>692433694
demonicon?
never played it but its the only game I know with incest
>"Who the fuck didn't answer the pager?"
>>692433886
I should say implied incest
>Wake up
>Break stuff
>Craft Iron
>>692433979
Minecraft?
>>692433694
>>692433971
Fable? another game I didn't play.
>>692433949
Its gotta be payday 2, public games to be exact.
>>692434054
nah, one of the other 10 billion crafting games
>>692434110
bingo
>>692433694
Two Worlds?
>nice asses
>faggot midget with his robots
>fucking robot turret is too op
>>692433694
Two Worlds
>>692434241
w0w is it OVERWATCH ?
>rek a little girl at hide and seek
>kill everyone
>realize you weren't supposed to
>play through game again killing no one
>get good ending
>>692434241
overwatch, too ez
>>692434241
overwatch
>>692434347
undertale?
>son raises army to kill his dad
>>692434241
Overwatch
>>692434331
Guess again.
>>692434347
dishonored
>>692434347
Dishonored
>>692432221
>Apocalypse
>Fighting for the survival of the human race
>Fighting back with special weapons
>>692434495
winrar
>>692433979
Terraria
>>692433949
Hotline miami?
>>692434567
Dead Rising?
>lose kid in the mall
>>692434695
Nope but try again
>>692434618
nah man
>>692434699
SHAAAAAAWN!
Heavy Rain
>>692434420
God of War?
>hotline miami 3
>rick and morty galactic government
>all the characters look like they belong in an adultswim version of sesame street
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>drive car
>fix car
>delete game
>Banned in almost all countries
>Brutal fucking takedowns
>>692434841
>>692434699
Press x to JASON
>>692434916
Mad Joe
>>692434941
Mortal kombat?
>>692434567
any fallout game
>buttsex
>>692434973
nope
>>692434941
Manhunt 2
>>692434854
nope
>hint: son is the bad guy
>dad is haunted by his nemesis
>>692434981
Nope
>>692434916
gta v
>>692434916
Jalopy?
>>692435030
Chicken dinner my negro
>>692434916
Mad Max
Rage
GTA
fuckin hundreds of games man
>>692434995
Nope I'll give you another hint It's not a free roam game.
>game eats kids
>hat simulator
Chicken boy
Good deeds bad deeds
Town gone to shit
Becomes villain or hero
>>692434916
The Crew.
>>692434916
Far cry 2
>>692435147
Fable
>>692435147
Pic unrelated?
>create machines of mass destruction
>destroy medieval shit like castles
>Kill sheeps
>>692435144
tf2
>A Russian, a troll, a rager, a lagger, and a hacker.
>"You might possibly have some minor severe brain damage, but that's alright, I'll do the talking."
This should be easy
>>692435281
Besiege
>>692435332
Correct
>>692435299
Lol fucking knew it
>>692435281
besiege
>terrible drug addicted dad.
>find daughter
>die
>>692435326
fallout nv
>>692433979
Hint
>Wake up
>Break stuff
>Craft Iron
>Craft LOTS of Iron
>Craft even more Iron
>>692435326
Portal 2
>>692434347
Dishonored
>dead
>alive
>gambling
>nuke
this is easy tier
>Wake up
>Meet robot
>Go on adventure
>Kill giant lava beast
>Rinse and repeat
>>692435326
No shit, I just got shot in the head.
>>692435065
Fallout 4
>>692435443
Boarderlands?
>>692435414
don't starve?
>>692435428
dingaling, forget if there was already a winner
>walk in forest collect garbage
>>692435434
New Vegas?
>>692435305
CS:GO Competitive matches?
>>692435408
Nope, right release period I believe
>rid the world of sin
>>692435434
dead or alive, any of them
cs go
>>692435326
Portal 2
>>692435496
nah
>>692433694
Soul Calibur V?
>>692435491
Borderlands 2, but close enough
>>692435500
Slender
>>692435576
WINRAR
>>692435414
Rust
>Start working a blue collar job
>unable to find work
>life crisis with loved ones
>find a pet that loves you unconditionally
>abuse pet, still loves you
>overcome crippling loneliness
>repeat
> 2 friends
> 1 ripperoni
> black guy
> 1 not rip
> black and one friend
>redneck rage
> rob shit
> big rob shit
> pick to kill guy
>build everything from the ground up
>Keep everyone happy
>Don't trust Indian man
East tier
>>692435326
Portal 2
>>692435548
Thank you, (A to talk in a portal game, HA)
>>692432221
>wake up in the middle of some dudes getting pounded.
>free a high ranking sex slave.
>good/bad choices.
>Travel far and wide for the treasure map
>remember your past lives
>kill yer old homie
>all for one and one for all
>yarr harr
>>692435518
yup
>>692435521
Kek
>be robo
>go to robo city
>team consists of some guy, blonde robo, and you
>rocks
>split up
>investigate shit
>meet up
>another guy shows up
>the guy in your group betrays you
>blonde robo becomes an hero
>'why is teh wrld so kruwl :'( D': xdddddd'
>new team consists of you, magician, mediocre tank, discount rouge, best nurse, annoying shit from previous games, and blonde robo who was alive (insert shyamalan meme)
>minigames
>garlic
>>692435414
Stardew Valley?
>>692432221
Battletoads
>>692435326
Portal 2
Drive stars
>>692435666
Civ
>>692435065
Fallout 4
>>692435664
real life
>>692435490
no
>hint: the son was "murdered"
>dad is filthy rich
>had a shit pc port
>>692435744
Wario ware
>>692433694
sounds like a crappy hentai game
>lesser known computer rpg game
>offensive
>controversial
>2 main characters
I'll be so happy if someone gets this
>>692434567
Darksiders
I vaguely described Gears of War.
>>692434695
>>692434995
>>692435414
Factorio?
>>692435788
Ding ding ding
>>692435647
>>692435760
Seriously guys. Like LOTS of Iron
This one is pretty misc.
>N. Korea having a shitfit
>HVTs
>$100,000,000
>>692435810
batman arkham night
>>692432221
Bioshock
>Kill anything that moves
>Win
>>692435834
Hero chronicles?
>>692435603
garbage not pages :)
>>692435871
BOOSH
Finally
>Press R to restart
>bad men are winning
>find bad boy's big castle filled with creepy things
>bad boys trap you and your friends
>bonk head escaping
>time travel into loony bin with qt3.14 nurse
>bad boys win.jpg
>must kill bad men
>kill those bad men on the moon and shit
>>692435818
yes
>>692435910
Call of Duty
>>692435898
bingo
>>692435725
battle toads
>>692435841
It was Gears of War. Glad that I stumped people with how vaguely I described the game.
>>692435534
OFF
ez pz
>>692435665
GTA V
>>692435882
I want to say Boom Beach
>lightning dude
>good dragon
>kill all other dragons
>link flames
>other things happen
>repeat
>>692435834
Lisa
>>692436018
Dark souls
>>692435910
Smash TV
>>692435947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup
>to hide the scars and fade away the shakeup
>leave keys up on the table
>create another fable
2easy mode
>>692436003
Nope
>>692436007
Nah it was factorio
>your dad leaves you
>he isn't black
>>692435882
Just tell us, you cunt!
>>692436126
is it a mindless top-down shoot em up of some sort?
>>692435664
wat?
>>692436179
My life :(
>>692436179
fallout 3
>>692436179
Fallout 3
>>692435996
try again
>>692436233
Winrar
>pilot a robot
>work your way up the ranks
>listen to some good music
>adopt a pet
>upgrade the pet and robot
>>692436233
The dad can be black
>>692436179
Paradox™
>>692435534
FFX
>>692435949
Wolfenstein the new order
>Time Travel
>Crystals
>Developer went on to make shit games
>No longer in business
>heroine addict
>kill mr. bubbles
>>692435883
Homefront?
Homefront: The Rebellion?
>>692436204
Not quite.
>>692435910
fallout
>>692435910
Doom.
>move to a new place
>get wepon
>blow shit up
>overthrow government
>fuck ur bitch
>>692436203
factorio
>>692436389
bioshock infinite
>It's kotor without turn based combat
>>692436414
No.
>kill people for cash, there is a bigger conspiracy going on.
>cyborg ninja with an alternate personality cuts up other cyborgs
>under aged girls fight monsters.
>Several sequels
>Use things to kill other things
>Find better things
>Lots of porn
>>692436354
Ding ding!
>>692436389
Timesplitters
Man, wish they made a new one
>>692435725
megaman?
>>692436466
Mass Effect?
>>692435414
Ark
>>692435665
Gta v
>>692436326
Non
>whiny bitch syndrome
>trades voice away
>pantomimes whining
Checking for those who remember this one.
>>692436447
No
And fuck off Bioshock Infinite is the best game of all time.
>>692436476
MGS Revengence?
>just a guess i havent actually played it
>>692436544
sooo close man
>be man
>on beach
>gave birth to a kid
>kids fucking invisible
>kill zombies
>snitches get stiches cuz fuck me if I'm gonna pay to set up protective custody.
>>692436593
ok kid
>WW1
>1914 - 1918
>Not Battlefield 1
>>692436622
middle game
>>692434941
Hatred
>Come back from "war"
>Brother's gone
>Your romantic interest's sister is also gone
>Others are gone too
>"the fuck is going on in this town"
>Find brother
>You were the killer all along
>You weren't even a soldier in the end
>>692436435
Nah.
>>692436440
Correct!
Easy mode.
>Farm
>Die
>Farm
>Die
>Farm
>Build
>Die
>Uninstall
>>692436657
death stranding
>>692433694
Golden Sun?
>>692436127
Guitar Hero
>>692436545
ding. correct.
>Wake up, o no the ayy lmaos!
>allahu snack bar to weird planet
>wake up again nobody survived, lol.
>we better allahi them cuz they can allahu akbaru us D':
>helmetception
>>692432221
Guy finds himself in a secret free enterprise society with genetic engineering gone arie
>>692435883
homefront?
>>692436414
should have been
>Rebel against oppression
>play Time Spitters 2 the rest of the game
>>692436593
You didn't know online blizzard before WoW
>>692436657
Death Stranding
>>692436510
Man I thought nobody would get that.
I hope they don't. I believe EA has the rights. Just put them on PC or something
Many wanks were had to that game.
>>692436784
Bioshock
>>692436720
call of duty xdddddd
>be 12
>meet dad
>kill dad
>die
Hunt Monsters
Hunt Monsters
[spoiler]Hunt Monsters[/spoiler]
>>692436792
No.
>Hint: it is ps2 era
>>692435664
>>692435664
Tip:
>brother is useless
>>692436735
SimFarm?
>convince a unhappy couple to break up/ fix their marriage.
>>692435834
Super Columbine Massacre RPG
>>692436970
Facade
>>692436916
Is it not Monster Hunter?
>>692436861
I think they were trying to remake one of the games, there was a vid on the "Street" map from the first game
>>692436970
Facade
>>692436865
Damn.. Wish more people payed attention to the story. Kudos
>>692436903
Lucius
>>692436735
Im not going to regret guessing project zomboid
>>692436970
Facade
>shitty fandom
>>692437034
ding ding ding
>poland
>60 day war
>rob people
>boring as fuck
>>692436916
Not monster hunter
>be grass
>>692436959
Nope!
>>692437006
OMG YES THANK YOU
>>692436321
Warframe?
>>692436720
Actual WW1
>>692436720
Valiant Hearts?
>>692437097
fnaf or undertale
>>692435664
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
>bitch is kidnapped
>rescue bitch
>bitch is kidnapped
>rescue bitch
>bitch is kidnapped
>rescue bitch
>shapeshifting cult members
>run out of ammo in the worst situations
>>692436498
dead rising
>>692437097
fnaf/undertail
>>692437097
fnaf
>>692432221
>dystopian future russia
>kill space god
>be a special agent
>spooky shit happens
>you can slow time
>pedo sex
>>692437132
nope
>>692435500
Firewatch
>>692437097
>FNAF
>Minecraft
>Undertale
>>692437150
verdun
>>692437097
Five Nights at fag boys? Or cod of duty?
>>692434567
X-com Apocalypse
>>692437188
RE4
>>692436498
mafia?
>>692435725
Megaman X Command Mission
>be brothers
>travel through time
>acquire babies
>fight aliens
>>692437082
Not that. Just remembered Project Zomboid exists. Huh.
>>692437128
I got off my bed and onto my pc just to type that.
>>692437097
sonic
>>692437188
Super Mario series?
>Dysentery
>Dysentery
>Broken leg
>Drowned
>Dysentery
>>692435883
Freedom Fighters
go on a vacation
get trapped in the island see half of your friends get killed save your friends
fucking kill them and bang a chick
yall know it faggots
>>692437191
No
And theres dead rising porn?
>>692437302 No
>>692436916
Is it Monster Catcher or something like that ?
>>692437333
M&L: Partners in Time
>Be a dude
>get killed by thugs
>come back to life
>kill thugs that killed you
>kill more people
>travel in time to kill a mother fucker
>you fucked up
>kill more people
>Last choice to live or die
>most of the game is ear porn.
>>692437355
Oregon Trail
>>692437183
Yes but which is more shit
>>692432221
borderlands dude
>>692437359
No
>another hint: three playable characters; gun for hire
>>692436763
saints row 4
>>692437337
i love you so fucking much
>>692437418
Winrar
>>692437377
So easy it shouldn't be posted. Far cry 3
>>692437424
That's a hard fucking question. I have to say fnaf is worse.
>caveman
>ooga booga
>kill people
>???
>get all achievements/trophies because it's easy as fuck
>>692437396Yeah. Took a while before someone got it.
>town gets buttfucked
>you and your BFF join military because those motherfuckers gotta pay
>BFF gets ancient superpowers
>game is essentially EZ mode at this point
>kill bad guy
>marry BFF, settle down and have a baby
>>692437461
>be furfag
>talking sword
>2 souls
>lava
>dies
>>692437472
Nope
>Go through bush
>Go through building
>MEOW
>Go through jungle
>Go through mountains
>Motorbikes
>Kill ex
>Fuck new gurl
>fucking squeaky frogs everywhere
>>692437207
F.E.A.R.
>>692435883
>>692437469
Mercenaries
>Cover Based before it was cool
>Stealth
>Half the game was a dream
>>692435883
Mercenaries.
>>692437549
Far cry primal
>>692437542
You're fucking wrong.
HURR DURR DETERMINATION SHPOILERSH VIDEO GAME IS ART
>>692437549
GTA: San Andreas?
>American simulator 2013, complete with guns and dead nazis
>>692437549
Farcry Primal
>>692437119
This war of mine
>>692437124
grass simulator
>>692437595
Dust
>>692437355
Oregon trail
Too easy
>>692435910
Hello kitty island adventure
>>692437320
WINRAR
NEXT!
>be me
>50 yr old edgelord
>an hero'd in previous game
>space vietnamese flashbacks
>ayy lmaos show up
>'give me rocks'
>'hurr hurr i can't remember shet'
>skate off into the horizon
>nobody wanted this
>>692437604
>Mercenaries
YES
>>692434241
LoL
>>692437400
Don't know, legit curious what it is though.
>be rich ass nerd
>do some science
>storm fucks your science in the ass
>fucked science sends you to who knows where
>>692437578
Beyond 2 souls!
>>692437604
Almost
Pedo Sex is at the end of FEAR 2
>>692437635
>>692437650
You're both correct
>>692437640
Kekeroni
>>692437697
you are a faggot too for knowing
>>692437355
Organs that trail.
>Be a badass edgelord
>Go visit uncle
>Kick uncle's ass
>bitch come to tell you your family is getting raped by samurais
>Go to your place
>Family kill
>Murder spree every single motherfucker in your way
>Meet even a bigger edgelord than you
>You kill
>Somehow you alive?
>Go in a murder spree in a foreing country full of demons
>Meet qt 10/10 would bang
>Do not bang her
>Keep fucking everybody up coz' it's fun and they are evil
>Kill bigger edgelord
>Uncle reveals as the biggest Edgelord of them all
>Fuck his shit up
>Keep being an virgin edgelord but still badass
>Crash on island
>Enslaved by cats
>Forced to entertain them by going through deadly obstacles
>Friend gets possessed
>Buckle you pants
>mom watches christian tv show
>"god" tells her she has to sacrifice my life to show her love for "god"
>mom approaches me with knife in hand
>escape through trapdoor, end in fucked up world full of poop, flies and fetuses
>addicting
>>692437792
Nah bruh
>>692437661
winrar
>kill dragon, god, then yourself
>>692437879
Overwatch
>vampires
>Jesus Christ, you actually made it out of the tutorial?
>RAGE QUIT midway through first level, this shit is arbitrarily hard.
>>692437879
Ninja Gaiden
>>692437910
Ez battle block theater. Got it in first 2 lines
>>692437914
Binding of Isaac
>>692436720
Verdun?
>>692432221
>Crash your boat with your friends
>show must go on
>cats
>hats
>swapping faces
should be pretty easy
>>692437910
Battleblock Theater,
>>692437914
Binding of Isaac
>Wonderland looks more fucked up than I remember it being in the book
>hard to understand story if you're a fag
>unnecessarily linear
>kill some nignogs that are being bad boys
>multiple endings
>>692437914
Binding of Isaac, too easy
>>692434347
Dishonored, great choice
>>692438011
Ding ding ding
>>692437935
Damn it fits so well
>>692437914
Come one man. OP said vaguely.
You just described the whole plot in 5 lines.
>>692437914
Binding of isaac
>>692437879
Shadow the hedgehog
>>692434941
Manhunt
>>692437972
Dark?
>>692437950
Star Ocean 3?
>date a girl
>wild 10/10 chick appears
>date 2 girls
>nightmares all the time
>wake up on beach
>punch some shit
>build some shit
>tame some shit
>go to sleep after 10 hours of work
next day
>you and your homies are dead
>shits blown up
>rinse and repeat
easy tier
>given package
>Allahu akbar
>become battery
>kms
>sequel bait
>doubling same trade no limit
>>692438027
Correct
>>692438126
Nope
>>692435883
>>692436414
>>692436792
>>692437359
buncha fuckin noobs its mercenaries
>>692438127
That happens in that game? I gotta play it
>>692438048
American McGee's Alice
>>692438149
That one shit game that only Weebs like
>>692438161
ARK
>>692438161
ARK
>>692437914
world of goo?
just a guess, haven't played
>get put in prison
>shank lots of people
>almost die
>get stitched up & gain nightvision
>escape with the bounty hunter that put you in prison
>>692438149
Catherine
>>692438007
Winrar, too easy or what?
>>692436734
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>692438161
ARK?
>>692438170
inFAMOUS, easy
>have nightmare
>wake up in the crappiest hangover
>guy calls me telling me to do stuff
>absolutely can't recall what happened last night
>optimus prime tries to rape me
>get launched underground
>deformed autists try to rape me
>kick their asses
>get launched underground
>cops try to rape me
>kick their asses
>get launched underground
>flood the neighborhood
>give people headaches
>my best friend was a fucking computer
>oh i remember what happened
>>692438170
infamous ez
>>692435281
Besiege
>Fifty thousand people used to live here
>Now... it's a ghost-town
>bros
>explosions
>more bros
>terrorists, devils and aliens
>even more bros
>>692438059
Dark souls 3 linear was to much clue
>>692438258
Samurai, plus foreign country and 10/10 qt were give aways.
>>692438149
Catherine
>>692438354
COD4
>>692438317
life.
>>692436440
Just cause
>be 2d
>bad dudes killin up your town
>try to make contributions to town
>die to them anyway
>>692437608
splinter cell
>>692438277
Nope
>>692438406
Bravo :)
>>692438389
yep !
>journalists
>lost the love of your life
>best bro steals girl
>invited to wedding
>low level scum makes money for bus ride
>lots of choices
>>692435999
only because that description fits literally every post-apocalyptic game in existence
>game of war
>You fucking gamble to beat each other
>tears friendships and families apart.
>>692438367
Broforce
>>692438420
Nope.
>>692438250
Chronicles of Riddick, that game was fucking awesome
>>692438384
Correct
>Game was shit
>Really shit
>don't just post good games that you didn't like
>this game is shit
Ez mode
>2 People
>Goto town
>Steal paintings
>Sell paintings
>Buy shit
>Piss off someone by accident
>Kill everyone because of it
>Load previous save
Also
>Talking underwear
>>692436763
Halo: CE
>See dragon
>Run
>Kill people
>Tell niggr theres a dragon
>kill other dragon
>kill tons of dragons
>kill last dragon
>profit
>>692436498
Witcher
>box opens
>make some shit
>find some shit
>get geared
>die to a gun in the end
>space
>ayy lmaos
>I wanna go home :(
>autismo aliens in alien jail
>try to escape
>very dark and bloody game
>ps1
>>692438542
yup, too bad it´s completely incompatible with todays OS´s
>"you are all idiots"
>>692437972
ghouls and goblins?
>>692438577
Bioshock Infinite
Fallout 4
etc
>rougelike
>roll around
>best friends are a rock, a rapper, a skeleton, and a buff guy
>sit on a chair
>win
>>692438509
risk
>>692437768
eh i'll spoil.
Legacy of Kain Blood Omen.
>>692438509
Monopoly?
>>692438509
Mario Party
>>692438367
shadow the edgehog
>>692438686
I said don't do that
>no arms, only hands
>no legs, only feet
>blonde
>best friend is a retarded frog
>>692438033
fightingcube theatrical experience
>>692438283
Correct. Knew battery would give it away
>the devil, so evil, I know, I bent its cage.
>>692438598
Skyrim
>>692438756
Rayman
>>692438691
Ding.
>you're a piece of shit
>move
>continue being a dick
>try to justify it but you're just a dick
>>692437400
new vegas?
>>692438756
Rayman
