Lots of things are nice but never happen.
When do you see league?
Didn't show me
he's hiding a cantaloupe in his butt. be careful.
I sure hope so.
He wasn't last time I checked.
we'd hit it, but then again, I'm a slut and the bf is into skinny white boys
this reality porn is making me dick get smaller and growing a foreskin
please stop posting actual gay porn kthx
Yeah I guess.
Anyways I need sleep.
How you been?
Can't wait till it snaps. It will be glorious!
Why the fuck are there ants?
It's not an entrance yet..
I was just outside barefoot at night
Can i use your back door?
why not? I sure it's a nice door fit for a tiger.
You dont like fucking butts?
What do you lik ethen?
Do you like fucking butts?
I dunno, dude. No one says I can make judgments on things I never partake in.
DID SOMEONE SAY JAM!?!??!
Do you like the idea of fucking butts?
Well that's always a good starting point.
Not much in it for me in other positions.
that's a nice butt. looks like a nice cock, too.
I cant say
>posting these low quality fresh prince rips
This is a challenge that's more logistical that you think.
Been keeping busy then Nibi?
Go to summerfest yet?
I always forget links
Well who's fault it that sissy?
you got a problem with snow halatian pham??
>tfw silva is getting rid of snow haltian on july 7th
get fukt nintencuck :^) only thing your shitty gaming system is gonna be good for is the new zelda
nah, i used to work for them, so now I just don't have any interest.
I'm kinda miffed to have missed weird al though. He's always a blast.
how have you been?
What are you? a fucking human?
Take some sleeping pills.
This year's lineup is pretty meh. I did see MGMT like three years ago though.
I have been okay.
I dont mind it, I dont care anyway.
How boring. Can you even dance like a good human?
look for Naga's
Well if hope you don't die while doing your machine works
I dont work for a while, ill be fine.
wish me luck COIN FLIPZ BB
The thing about Naga is that I as a kid, my dad played a lot of D&D with his friends and would show me pictures of the monsters he and his party would encounter and one that stood out as particularly scary to me was the Naga; this serpentine creature with this unnerving grinning doll's mask for a face. Had a lot of bad dreams about them, mostly involving them sacrificing my dad or my friends or even random people, or just flat out murdering them/melting them with flamethrowers from their eyes (I was like 11, heck off). So every time I see a Naga or reference to Naga I get a frighten.
>Tl;dr nagas trigger me. I am a faggot
L E W D
fuck you carlton hanks ur not dunkey it's all gone lmao
if anyone gives me 100$ right now I'll make it into 200$ in 2 seconds real fast :^)
please, I need money 4 pc if you give me enough I'll send u newds ;)
most of the people I fucked wherent really into anal, so thats why they were tight
but with the only guy that I was close to cuming had more experience
thats a nice way of saying he had a loose butthole
my dick came out and it was covered in shit
I instantly lost my boner and almost threw up
lel I'm sure you're experienced with assholes
nice meme, I'd rather have some milk if you catch my drift ;)
Finger. Fingers. Long and sensual fingering. Lick it before hand if you're into that. Relax it, massage it, lube it up well. The more tense your bottom is the less enjoyable it's going to be for him. Try toys or buttplugs and insert that and continue on with some foreplay. Get creative, insert a few times and stop go back to foreplay.
If he was experienced he should have known to douche then.
I can never get more than 2 in
and after a while it gets boring
Ill try next time
we did another time
but as soon as it comes out you cant put it back in
you can but itd be nasty
it's about to get hecky up in here :)
Is that supposed to imply something?
I DON'T REMEMBER IT THAT WELL I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO PLAY SHUTUPPPP
I have a soft spot for most living things that aren't human. Insects, arthropods, arachnids, not so much, but they're usually chill if you are and spiders are bros. Some are just kind of pointless, like June bugs
Sneks are usually qt, if they're not trying to envenom/strangle you. A lot are either shy, fearful, or curious about you but you have to be cool
Well put it on your to-do list, mein neger
It's one of those rare games that's really as good as people say it is, childhood nostalgia be damned. Shadow of the Colossus too
I'm just here to heckpost
Nigger I've watched the same person beat every single one in the series multiple times over I'm pretty sure playing it would do nothing for me at this point. I'm just gonna save up for an nx and get the new one when it comes out
You wouldn't want to be friends with me, I'm a filthy degenerate
Sounds like you got robbed
Truly sorry for your lots
Also is anyone having issues with the captchas on mobile? Every time I go to press the buttons I get a white screen with a blank image, and have to tap the screen until the captcha shows up
I still enjoyed the games, and remember them being lots of fun to watch so not completely.
At least you got to watch fun games being played, I had to watch my friends play WoW. There is nothing more stupefyingly boring than watching someone play an MMO. For some hecking reason, though, they're completely, shamelessly addictive to play
but they're not for you
wii emulation and trying not to go insane from boredom
Believe it or not, I seem to have quasi-Nibi syndrome. I'm not interested in fucking another man, but I'm hopelessly and shamelessly (much like MMO's) addicted to furry porn. It's heckin weird. Now, I can certainly appreciate a good looking dude being photogenic like that guy, but that particular bit with the speedo just strikes me as being shooped for some reason. It's too fucking good
>BACK DAT AZZ UP
I'm trying to reduce my boredom
I think that's frowned upon here
a one person football riot?
Your perceived outrage shall inspire others to follow
but there's nothing to be outraged about
There's always a reason to be outraged
I don't think so
If you can't be irrationally angry you aren't trying hard enough
If smashing shit isn't what you want to do how about drinking?
I was already drinking
not in this weather, besides I'm not even bored anymore
I didn't say I was bored now, just in general
I'm gonna go to sleep. Think I slept for a grand total of 3 hours yesterday
Away with ye then
some belly and lack of butt.
Fair enough. I'll try to get a better picture. Having only a phone makes good photography difficult, though. In the meantime, here's a picture from last March.
True, but you need good light conditions to make up for the tiny aperture, and that practically means outdoor filming. And posting nudes outdoors or comparable conditions is... tricky.
Phone cameras can be good sometimes.
It's all I use for casual stuff
And what is it you want, Snuggles? A big strong man to hold you close and whisper sweet nothings into your ear while he gently runs his fingers through your hair and along the line of your chin?
Well I want to go mad with sincerity. I'm well on my way it seems. This painting is cooking.
I am in a state of absolute and total freedom with limitations. I can go anywhere, do anything, but I have no where to go and nothing to do. I feel as if I am a stranger to myself.
I'm not able to post more nudes right now. I'm busy and the places with sufficient lighting aren't bright enough.
If I do get around taking more nudes later today, I'll make a thread for them. "Butts of /b/" or whatever.
You should expect that to happen in a few hours at earliest.
Vegemite is delicious and I'm a britbong, way better than marmite. I kinda like butter as a topping for toast though.
Like, it's really good. But it can be a little overpowering at times.
if you want to sare gay porn come viit the b porn discord.
Is Nibi still around?
I go by Nibby on everything, heard of this fellow before, didn't know if they'd still be around.
(Photo is my fur)