Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Off to work! (For realsies this time!)
I had some fun along the way of making the picture brighter.
Yeah in a way you are. In the long run the books may come in handy. Nature is all around us.
This a little project you got going on?
Oh I'm not doubting that. I can't remember either, maybe that's for the best actually. Do you just pick at random? I do that and it's always watered down or just not sweet.
>Best idol claimed
Be back later.
I'm from Texas. But live in VA. Niggers gonna nig.
Hurry back cutie!
Speaking of work, should I stay up another 8 hours before I walk 2 miles to work to off load a truck?
Or get 6 hours of sleep now?
>Gonna go through Ds3 again just to feel fucking amazing again for beating it.
No, I didn't put captcha v1. As I asked previously, is it 4chan x only?
Roughly what part of VA?
I'm in the Hampton area.
Yeah, just an impression I had tho
Bye bye guys, playing vidya and/or youtube
God speed discout megumin. Have fun.
VB. I'm at VB general.
And mythology is what many enjoy hearing about. But if you trying to smash, hit em up with shit about Mayan gods or romulas and remus. Bitches love mythology
Last claim before I go to bed. Might be on later. Good night my friends!
now you are a true semen demon
nah, my friend wants me to breed pokemon for him.
oh, thats why.
Hey! point that thing somewhere else!
heres a copy paste:
Whats wrong with 4chan x?
either way, this is what i did:
go to wrench, go to Posting & Captcha section. look for:
Use Recaptcha v1: Use the old text version of Recaptcha in the post form.
then close the browser. that worked for me.
Shieeeeet, yeah, lots of black folk
Happened at the ocean front. Where u at anyways?
Apparently, I could have killed Hawkwood after I rang the bell, and summons would have been possible again. Fuck From.
Dis dick bb ;)
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
I love you
Nothing much, eating a grilled cheese and drinking chocolate milk
Back woods of hampton. More white than black, old folks mainly.
Here's the same question. Is it 4chan x only? I can't seem to find this wrench. Also, don't call me a semen demon :(
Wouldnt be as glorious as killing him solo
Wouldn't be entirely wrong though. Have fun.
See ya around man.
It's a very interesting topic. A vast lore with many stories and what not behind it. Uh I'm going to need a citation on that man. If it helps you out the brother zone then maybe, just maybe will it be worth it.
Ah, never had experience with that.
At one point, I really didn't care. But yes, it was fucking glorious killing him by myself.
Nope. I'm using chrome if that helps.
NICE ASS FAM
i got a 6iv ditto to make this shit super easy
well yes it does require 4chan x then.
I been over there. Any thing fun to do there? I mostly go to the Goodwill over there.
Nope, nothing at all. Just hunters, watermen, and farmers. Video games pass the time
I like that name for ya. Semen demon~
Anything is a combination when you're hungry
That love extends to you too ;^)
>someone help me out
Im considering canceling my Hamakaze tea figurine to get 7 days to die for my xbox one
>my pc is shit so I can't play good games on it
Ever want to chill let me know.
Doctor here now be on later.
Love it! Like how the story of King Midas is about being careful of what you wish for. Kek I'm just assuming how women love an educated man who knows stuff
I have to use this shit today. I have no gloves or protection.
How fucked am I?
Not much to say, just let the moment heat up ~
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Yeah fuck friend needs x-rays and shit.
But yeah ever want to meet up or whatever let me know. I sometimes Uber over there.
Caustic. This shit strips skin.
I gagged a little.
No idea what that is man.
Yep. Most values, lessons, and other sentiments are pulled from there. Here's hoping. Night man.
Yeah, it's neat.
I like where this is going
I don't think I can.
No you don't!
TRIPS OF TRUTH
Yes you can~
So, can your body pillow stand on its own now?
to the bedroom? :^)
how was it?
I want to get a body pillow, but I can't find good ones :(
I would have preferred you :(
do you disagree with trips?
look at >>692415940
See? hamakaze agrees with me? why can you?
I don't know... I have Renge!
And now you get quints!?
>Didn't call for Karen loods
World of Warships.
So I nearly lost my skin. Fucking lucky I had a ton of vinegar on hand. That aint gonna be good later.
That clears it up, a little.
i wouldn't have
oh shit a wild meme
what did you do? :o
Keep on looking slugger
Its fine m8, she dont want it
>checked so hard
Fine fine. I'll stop my advances
i saw that. i cant believe i missed it.
why did i use the image?
Splash back from the initial pour. Grill was hot and I forgot that so it spat all over my hands. Got a good wash of vinegar.
too many gets for me. just make it stop!
This is why you ALWAYS call for Karen loods when the quints are approaching!
Sorry! i didnt notice the quints approaching! if i did then i would have said it for sure!
well, my friend said he would do the breeding himself but i still have to get him the pokemon. that takes a load off my chest
I just want to go home!
Well at least you learned your lesson.
>Back to modding my warships.
no work or what? all you do is play games at work!?
evening niggers. how is your night going? gee i'm swell thanks for asking!
Yep. I thought I told you this. In fact, I'm pretty sure I brag about it pretty often.
Heyo Mavis, doing well. That art looks really nice.
well, i knew that you went here while at work but i didnt think you'd actually slack off that hard at work
isnt that like, your whole job?
No, its half. Im hired as a cook.
You are an idol, you have costumes coming out of your ass.
very slow. nobody really wants to talk right now it seems.
how are things going for you?
wait, wasnt today a slow day at work? or did things finally pick up?
Threads are going slow so its probably the time
>QOTT: Do you guys consider others here your friends?
Personally, I do. I know people say its just a thread but I see it more than that and I am greatful for everyone that I talk to.
And for the hell of it
>QOTT PT 2: Do you have any kids/do you want any?
I don't have kids and I really dont want any yet. Im not good with them and I lose my patience easily.
Seems so, it's 2:10 am EDT already. Though I just came on a while ago.
Yes, and yes to wanting kids. Some of the select few people I really enjoy in life are on these threads.
Well it's not like I have anything else to do here...
At least it's not like this morning, where the thread was hitting page 9 multiple times.
Enjoying the (Yous)s?
I do not!
>Heard the roar of the motorcycle ride
>Seriously, every Thursday night between 11PM and 11:10PM like fucking clockwork
Yes, I do. I consider most here to be good friends, and I feel I can open up to them more than I can to most people I know IRL.
>Not sure if I'm happy or disappointed about that
I don't have kids, not do I really want any. Sometimes I think it'd be nice to have a kid to raise, but honest to god, the more I think on that, the more I remember that I'd get way too stressed out.
Yeah. I'm pretty tired, I just got back from a full day of cooking.
i bet you are...
i do but i still find some people more intimidating to talk to.
#2:i dont have kids but i do want some. i'm not ready for any but yes i do want some.
ah, its only 11pm for me. it should pick up in like an hour.
run around and make sure everyone is a law abiding citizen!
Well, I assume I consider a number of people here as friends. Though that's already pushing it, seeing that most of them I only talk to here.
I would like to get to know more about others though, I'm probably just interested in different people.
Also, maybe just to get out of my usual friend group.
I don't have kids but I'm thinking of wanting to have 3, 4 max. A pair of boys or girls and a plus 1. 2 is the absolite minimum.
That's sad. I've seen the thread go to page 5 but not lower than that.
Hope so, though I might just lurk at that point. Lurk, sleep, ir read manga.
How long will that breeding take? Excuse me for all the questions, never played a Pokemon game a day in my life.
No, and not sure if want.
full day. you were saying that you got like 20 people per minute or something like that right?
yeah, i've got to be prepared for tomorrow as im going to the beach for some killing and grilling, itll be fun. i also got a few errand removed so its like the stress in that is gone.
understandable. it'll be late by then.
no worries. i actually like spreading knowledge like i am now. if this counts.
Breeding will take about 3 hours max with my ditto. it will also take maybe like 2 hours for the preparation before actually starting.
You're fun to talk Shiro.
On a different topic, I didn't even motice that I just spend an hour on Katawa Shoujo a while ago... It's so relaxing, I'm still in act I but it's already... Capturing me. For lack of a better word.
Not including Kenji...
I mentioned it and got told that "slow threads are good"
Slow is fine, but that was a death like state.
Bby I'll show u how long breeding takes :^)
Oh yea, I'd play that game 6+ hours at a time. Fucking love it. Got your eyes set on any particular girl yet?
Slow day means more cleaning.
>Part 1 - Im grateful for the company and Im sure some people might put me up if I decide to backpack around the US or Europe
>Part 2 - I decided no. Bad idea for me personally, on a medical and emotional level.
Yes you do. Ive seen those makeover episodes.
BOI, if i ever go to San Diego, i'm going to that building and im going to just loiter around. you'll never notice me because you are to busy being here and playing games.
if things never get messy what is there to clean?
1: Yeah, definitely. You guys know who you are if you see this <3
2: Kids? Hate the little fuck trophies honestly. However, seeing as I'm the last left in my bloodline period, I want to at some point. I just hope my opinion changes.
Slow threads won't attract attention from random shitposters but also really really REALLY boring... Honestly, there's always an outside chatroom or voicehat if some people want a more serious and undisturb "thread".
Coincidentally, Lilly. Peaceful, calm, just a different feel when she was introduced. She's quite charming with her sophisticated aura.
Saved once again.
How ya doing man?
To a degree yes. I did make a friend for life here.
Wouldn't mind it but it'd be a lot of work.
>2 hours preparation
That's a lot of foreplay man. This is all real life time I'm guessing? If so then it's pretty tedious.
I don't think you could handle this :^)
Chill, I guess. Still bored out of my mind. Though I just got immersed in Katawa Shoujo a while ago. Fun fun.
You? How's life treating you?
That she is. Lilly's route was really nice, but didn't feel that rewarding I guess. I'm going to break it to you now, you're most likely going to be getting Emi, whom had my favorite route.