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Playing overwatch since beta.. this is what I’ve learned

>Tracer has a nice ass
>MEI is a fat pig
>It’s high noon means fucking hide
>Bastion is OP
>And OP is a faggot
>one turret is easy to counter
>a team of turrets means a broken controller
>Reaper is mah nigga
>they nefin’ everyone
>Zarya is literally useless
>loot boxes are filled with shit no one gives a fuck about
>nobody knows how to actually play the game
>competitive is already broken
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>>692410146
I'm on PS4 no competitive yet. But from what people are telling me competitive already sucks on XB1.. and it was only added in todays patch.
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>>692410304
Yeah server wen't down almost immediately not to mention they nerved the shit out of widowmaker AGAIN
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>bastion is OP
>zarya is useless
git gud
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>>692410771
>nerfed
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Bastion isn't OP, but he's super easy to play which makes him appear that way.
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>>692409909
Bastion has like 10 heroes that counter him, try playing Pharah if the enemy team has one for easy mode kills

Git gud, Zarya is a good hero.
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>>692410826
I play tracer as a main... but i'm good with reaper and widow also.. I try to have 4 mains and not over complicate shit.. but tracer is my go to.. I play her just as good on defense as I do on attack.
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>>692410941
he's really easy to counter, OP doesn't know about changing heroes and playing anyone but reaper.
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>>692410646
Unfortunately my PC won't run it.
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i've been wrecking shit as mei since competitive dropped, maybe git gud
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How is OP going to say Zarya is useless, then bitch that nobody knows how to play the game

You're an idiot piece of shit go to hell
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>controller
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>>692411087
bastion is easy to counter and zarya is god-tier
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>>692411125
I can counter him easy with tracer. the problem is when you are going up against a team of 2+ bastions and torbjorns.
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>>692411125

Even reaper can destroy him.
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>>692411206
exactly
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>>692411181
I hate mei. Honestly if anyone in this game needs a nerf it's mei
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rek'sai is still the most op
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>>692411206
>>692411409

I think OP is on console. they nerfed the shit out of most of the characters on console. the game is almost unbearable to play on XB1
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>>692411540
mei is only good in 1v1 maybe 1v2 any more than that and she is pretty useless
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>Bastion is OP
>Reaper is mah nigga
>Zarya is literally useless

You are an edgelord and no one likes you on the team.
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>>692411694
not if the bastion has any skill. he'll just stop shooting. tracer is the best counter
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>>692411694
>He'll shoot you and just reflect back
Ive played against some smart bastions
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>>692411848
I kinda agree with op I can't speak for PC but on consoles I know blizzard is patching it because it's next to impossible right now to take out bastions and turrets when you are going up against teams of them.
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>>692411087
I love this annoying bitch. 70% play time on her
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>>692410646
>trying to have fun
>playing a blizzard "game"

Choose one
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>>692412170
>smart bastions
>see genji
>stop shooting
>SMART
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>>692409909
ITT a bunch of fags playing a kids game
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the game has been fucked since day one on consoles the balancing is fucking retarded and they keep taking power away from people that can actually counter torbjorns and bastions I don't know how many times now they are going to nerf widowmaker on consoles.
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>>692412261
When he goes turret you literally shoot the big blue thing sticking out his back. 2 shots insta kill him. All you need is a Widow Maker or a Hanzo on your team to counter Beep Boop.
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>>692412512
are you a mad bc you're a wii fag?
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>>692412328
i have 60 something hours with tracer alone.
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also if you nerds haven't figured it out yet, king of the hill maps usually entails a mainly-AOE team
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>>692409909

MEI is HAES SJW's infiltrating game development. Expect this issue to "grow" in the future. Fatties will be peddled as the love interests or central characters. MEI is modeled the way HAES fatties draw themselves in Chibi art. Unachievable distribution of adipose. They all think they look like MEI.
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>>692412612
it's easier on PC to aim. thats why they are supposedly nerfing bastion again, and torbjorn.. it's not so easy on consoles
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>>692410646
Wrong. Never solo queue. Ever. ever. EVER!
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Just did my first comp match tonight on XB1... I don't have much to report until I can finish the rest of my 9 placement matches....
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>>692410826

Danki
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>>692412151
sauce?
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>>692409909
>Bastion is OP
>Reaper is mah nigga
>Zarya is literally useless
I can tell you're bad
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>>692412930
Nigga I am on counsel!
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>>692412974
I believe it's already down.. I tried to get on about a half hour ago and the servers are down.
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>>692412857
>>692409909
Mei is not even fat. Her clothing makes up 70% of her body. If you've seen her spray icon where its her "chilling" she is slim with big breasts.
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>>692412261
Well on console it's different because you're not aiming with a mouse, you're using sticks. That's a handicap. They're nerfing Torbjorn's turret only on consoles for that very reason.
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>>692412857
SJWs bitch that Mei isn't fat enough. She's barely thick without the heavy ass coat
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ITT Blizzard fan boys stroke each other's cock
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>>692414447
found the kid that started playing tf2 like 3 years ago
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Tracer?
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>>692414834
nah
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>>692414834
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>>692409909

Overwatch is a kids game. There's no point except to play a lot. Which is like most blizzard games. They appeal to nore avid no lifers. Fun game. Over rated tho
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>>692409909
you shut your damn mouth about mei
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>>692411835
Mei is the head shot master if you're playing her right. All about those right clicks
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Mei?
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>>692409909
Overwatch is targeted at young teenagers. You can tell because their main marketing tactic was booty.

From all the gameplay I've seen it looks like absolute garbage too. It's just another run in circles shooter, but with a bunch of science fiction and magic bullshit added in.
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>>692416258
not very chinese
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>>692409909
>a team of turrets means a broken controller
>broken controller
>controller
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>>692413186
This.
Bastion is easily countered by literally anyone fast enough to get behind him, or just genji.

Reaper is situationaly effective. Good for control point maps you know the layouts on.

Zarya played correctly is an unkillable shebeast. Wish I could play her effectively.

Main junkrat, he's too much fun.
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>>692416488
Try harder.
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>>692411540
bullshit. i have no trouble against them, unless i do something stupid.

OH IT'S MEI, SHE'S RUNNING AWAY FROM ME, I SHOULD PROBABLY CHASE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*BONK*
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>>692411337
> 1337
the problem is that i unloaded two mags into bastion's back as tracer once and he just turned around to kill me in 0.0000000000032s.

the fuck.
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>>692412328
yep, tracer is the cuntest.
mei is second cuntest.
love them both. my best achievement unlocked was making a sold rage "blizzard delete mei".
i felt complete that day.
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>>692417605
if you unloaded two mags into bastions back and didnt kill him, your aim is shit
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Reaper is truly the reincarnation of a edgy 11 year old
>DIE DIE DIE
>Spins around with dual shotguns
>nothing personell kid
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>>692419622
>am 29
>am mexican
>think reaper is a douche
>open loot box
>get mariachi skin
>great now i have to use thot topic
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>>692409909
>a team of turrets means a broken controller
>nobody knows how to actually play the game

You're playing on a console you pathetic scrub, your opinion will never matter and the reason no one knows how to play the game is because anyone with any semblance of skill is playing on fucking PC.
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>not playing on PC
>game obviously made for PC
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>>692409909
Tracer has a perfect ass
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>Controller
>Zarya is useless

This is talk of a pleb.
Have you tried pc master race yet?

Oh also. Torb is getting Nerf on console only because faggots can't handle him
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>>692418819
i was standing right behind him, it's impossible to miss this way. by "unloaded two mags into his back" i literally mean this. they were hitting.
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>>692419940
I've never understood this. Do you guys just not own a PC or is console your preference?
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>>692414956
those are the shoes of a lesbian.
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>>692420185
then he would have died
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>>692419826
Kek, is that even an insult? I dont even know what youre trying to convey
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>>692409909
Hanzo and Zenyatta main here. Bastion is EZ to kill. I play on PS4 and PC. I love shitting on widow makers.
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>>692420185
Tracer does little to no DMG unless its headshots.
Two full mags isn't enough to kill him.
Git gud
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>>692420448
that's what i'm saying. he didnt.
either he's more sturdy than people claim or i had some sort of weirdo lag.
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>>692414834
Dear lord no.
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>>692420893
overwatch server tick is slow
they call it "favor the shooter"
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>>692420445
>fit this man with a pair of lesbian shoes
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>>692420870
Do you people not realise that you need to hit the glowing cube that sticks out of Bastions back when he's seiged?
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>>692420870
when bastion is in turret mode, his back IS his head
but I disagree with the assessment that two full tracer mags to the body wouldn't kill bastion anyway
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>>692420870
His heads on his back in turret mode mate
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ITT: People that cant figure out the basics of a game made for 13 year olds
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>>692421127

Than "man" has a fantastic ass, then.
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>>692421314
Wrong. His blue cube is his head.
You can be behind him and still miss.
Point remains.
Git gud
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>MEI is a fat pig
Here's Mei's official concept art in her casual outfit
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>>692421314
It seems most people think this way but you're completely wrong. His back is not his head, the glowing cube sticking out of his back is his head. You need to aim at his actual weak point instead of being a scrub.
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6 torbjorn = pro strats
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Widow never should've been nerfed on console
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>>692410826
Zarya is the best if you know how to use her
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>>692409909
oh fuck man, here we go again with the tracerfags...
tracer is a fucking brit, are you even aware of that? take off those goggles she probably looks like a fucking donkey...
widowmaker is far more superior OP, they actually took i think over a week to model the ass on widowmaker...
and about your "mei" comment... just fucking kill yourself OP, mei is adorable.
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>>692422515
The autism level here is off the charts.
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>>692422515
Haha keep on sperging bro, im not even disagreeing
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I feel like a small buff to genji wouldn't hurt
but I still like the fact his play style rewards focus
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>>692420074
ME CUM
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>>692409909
Zarya is fucking god like when you time your shields right, when that laser weapon hits 80+ power it's a fucking massacre.
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>>692422759
Agreed but he's right about mei
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>>692409909
>Zarya
>useless
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>>692422759
>>692422867

oh, sorry... must be on that part of the thread where the 25 year old neck beards get depressed they cant stick there dicks in any hole of any body due to there phimoses issues...
theres a reason why /b/ is dying slowly...
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>>692409909
>Zarya is literally useless
Said this after my first game with her. Three weeks later, she's my main.
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>>692409909
>zarya is useless
She's very situational, but no, she's not useless. She's good for objective point, areas with pit-falls, countering mei, and some other things probably
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>>692423416
Go to bed steve and take your medicine
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>>692411670
Low qualitiy bait
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>>692423416
Nice comeback faggot, i like the part where you had an actual argument
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>>692422515
>this level of autism

wew lad.

Mei is literally the second ugliest female character in the game, first one belongs to that bull-dyke, can't recall her name atm
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>>692423644
more overwatch pr0n.
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>>692423151

Hitting on a chubby girl just because she looks exactly like Mei in order to turn her into my fuckpig.

wish me luck, /b/.
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>they nerfed torjborn's turret
oh that's fine, that way people will be more active, and use their good pis-
>they nerfed his pistol

literally why
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>>692423757
The one being currently discussed?
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>>692423813
You don't need luck to land a fat landwhale
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>>692423757
Zarya? If that's who you mean, then you are wrong
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>>692423757

>ranking video game characters
>arguing over aforementioned ranking

virgin detected
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>>692423959
oh yeah zarya, I get her and the black one that flies mixed up
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>>692423963
What you need is a high tolerance to yeast.
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>>692409909
>>692410304

Stop playing on a fucking console and you'll be fine.
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>>692423807
Who's your fave?
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>>692424152
she's egyptian not black
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>>692410304
>ps4
have they ever done anything right lmao
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>>692424333
>checked

Egyptians are black tho. They built the pyramids and shit, before the whities came and enslaved their asses.
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Ass
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Zarya probably has the highest skill ceiling in the game, she is far from useless
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>>692424299
I'd like to be the meat in a mei and Zarya sandwich
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>>692424596
DESIGNATED
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>>692422515
100% agree with that comment
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>>692410970
>saying Pharah counters Bastion

Are you actually retarded or just trolling, because I can't tell.
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>>692420074
That and the accent do it for me.
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>>692424596
holy shit I'd Allahu her Ackbar
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>>692424649
Sadly the best one r34 has
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>>692424596
Really wish she was more useful.

Nice turrets, but I don't see why she's in the support category.
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>>692425037
Same
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>>692425037
She's a cutie
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>>692425037
Her giggles are cute as fuck too.
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>>692419834
>my weiner is extra small
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>>692411829
Source for this?
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>>692409909
>oi m8 u gavvin me bum i loik da wizzie wizzit roit in da wazz wozzle
>not recognizing mei is bae
>not killing mccree or reflecting or blocking or going invincible
>playing bastion
>yes
>actually you are correct about this
>controller
>edgelord faggot with shotguns
>they nerfed literally one person on your shitty inferior version
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeS-SB7gS1w
>this is also true
>this is also true unless you instalock offense heroes and leave KotH

3/13
triggered
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>>692426082
I can just imagine those cute giggles while she's getting fucked
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mei is bae
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>>692422471
Yeah sniping with a controller is a pain in the ass
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>>692423644
[DONG EXPANSION IN PROGRESS]
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>>692426409
This faggot gets it. Why's OP gotta be such a fucking fag?
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>>692426409
spotted the faggot
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>>692426400
[DONG EXPANSION IN PROGRESS]
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>>692416998

I think reaper is actually a bit OP right now.
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>>692426400
>enjoying the fuck so much she gets giddy
Yes please.
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>>692426409
LOOK MOM I SAID THE THING I'M FUNNY TOO NOW
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>>692426873
[DONG EXPANSION IN PROGRESS]
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>>692420118
That shit is hilarious nerfing trash tier heros for consoles
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>>692422066
>still a fat pig
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5062923405
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>>692427279
[DONG EXPANSION IN PROGRESS]
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>>692427279
Looks like someone's joining the mile high club.
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>>692427043
MORE PEOPLE ON THIS WHOLE PLANET HAVE JERKED OFF TO HER IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES THAN THEY EVER WILL TO YOU IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME
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>>692426753
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>>692409909
bastion is op without a doubt. If you know where he is and have the right hero you can counter him easy, but his turret mode is ridiculous. He can mow down a tank in 1 second. All they need to do is tweak him a little, they could either lower his damage slightly, put his turret mode on cd, or make him need to reload in turret mode more often.
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>>692422066
Damn, she's busty!
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>>692427476
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>>692427731
More people on this whole planet have jerked off to this pic in the past 5 days than they ever will to you in your entire lifetime.
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>>692427589
[DONG EXPANSION IN PROGRESS]
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>>692427929
Currently fapping to this pic
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>>692427941
[DONG EXPANSION IN PROGRESS]
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there
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>>692426218
He doesn't know what he's talking about. They haven't done a console specific change yet. Torb is getting that soon though.
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>>692428075
[DONG EXPANSION COMPLETE]
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>>692426253
KEK
>youtube link
The professional gaming industry is so fucking autistic
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>>692428270
Which ass do you want?
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>>692428114
Nigga, don't fuck with my steeze
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>>692428075
Funny how Tracer's ass was the only one that got in trouble when the game has so much sweet ass to offer.
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>>692428270
What happens at 100 nigga? You gonna post something of value or not?
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>>692428408
urs
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>>692427523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxO8AqZcekk
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>>692428408
Tracer ass, please
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Tbh I can't believe people actually eat this game up; on one hand I can understand it, on another I really can't. It's literally more casual (or at least super noob friendly) of an FPS than any of the recent CoD's. All people do is bitch about the noob-rewarding system of CoD then low-and-behold an even worse offender comes and ppl just ignore it (cause it's blizz? jk)

Gunplay is slanted to not look 50/50 but at heart all gunplay is 50/50 to almost 60/40 (except for like Lucio and Mercy pistol I guess). Mechanically it's super shallow (not necessarily a bad thing to most ppl) none of the guns are remotely difficult to use, zarya's probably being the most skill mechanically with an interesting mechanic. 70% of ults are just "talentless aoe near-insta kill everything" or the worst offender of talentless ult is s76 ult or bastion ult. The maps are all pretty much the same, and in Payload the attacking team is extremely favored since early deaths mean a lot of running for D, later deaths mean a lot of running, and generally the attacking side has favorable map layouts and less chokes to have to run through (watchpoint big example) and no, it's not me being bad, I'm top fragger nearly every game.

did any of you play like, actual FPS? like Quake, NS1, UT, Painkiller, CS, HLDM? I'd be interested in hearing your opinions on the game from your standpoint. Or are the majority of players new to FPS or from CoD exclusively?
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>>692422066
i'd hit that. Is Mei supposed to be chinese or like tibetan? She wears a big parka so I feel like maybe she's tibetan.
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>>692428295
I like how Geguri is literally D.Va irl. Someone get that bitch a MEKA. Bitches love MEKAs.
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>>692412511
I think smart was the wrong word there. lets replace it with "not braindead" or maybe even "capable to remember to breath"
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>>692428451
True there are a lot of nice asses. I would still take Tracer's first tho
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>>692428827
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>>692412857
If Mei was an icon for SJW's, she'd be 400 pounds, lesbian, genderfluid, dyed hair, and some other sort of mental illness.
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>>692428836
It's a rather lite FPS, I agree, but it's fun to learn what's happening during a game and adjust with classes and playstyles accordingly. It's not too difficult, sure, but it's easy to pick up and go whenever.
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>>692416258
Oh shit the docktor is there
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>>692428836
>"no, it's not me being bad"
>top fragger

Too busy playing Tribes to push the fucking objective? Please commit shazbot immediately.
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>>692429358
you mean this bitch
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>>692409909
here's what i know about tracer from what i've seen
>tracer has an awesome ass
>she's like axl from megaman, but can't fly and is faster
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>>692412783
when i play with my buddies. I try to talk them into playing 4 or more winstons.
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I wanna fuck Tracer in the butt
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>>692428836
I've loved fps games since I was playing doom 2 on DOS on my Packard bell. I've played cs off and on pretty much since 2000, loved UT, loved playing quake 3 with the dudes in my college. I've played most of the hl and source mods as well as chiv. I've never liked cod aside from the ww2 early ones.

Overwatch is a good game man. Maybe Im conditioned to being OK with playing the same map from cs, but the arena shooting mechanics are definitely there in this game. If they weren't I would have tossed it long ago. Great design and gameplay.
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>>692422066
Mei is like a toned 160 pound chick.

>meaty. Thats about it.
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>>692428836
Sure, I've played other FPSes.
UT, Quake 3 Arena, CS, CoD, F.E.A.R., etc.

I think Overwatch is a reasonably fun game. Nothing I'll be addicted to, but it's nice to spend a bit of time playing every once in a while.
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I would only consent to sex with Tracer if it was me fucking her mouth so I didn't have to hear that fucking shit accent of hers.
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>>692428836

It's watered down shite.

Unreal Tourney and Quake were, and will always be, superior. The best players from the old FPS games would skull fuck the best from Overwatch or CoD.
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>>692429205
Much appreciated
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>>692428836
Id say its the simple joys in life that are the most fun and if Overwatch isnt the top contender on that list, ill shoot a bunch of camping christian norwiegan teens.
However, youre putting way to much thought into this bullshit you faggot. Please remove yourself
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God tier butt:
>Widowmaker
Top tier butt:
>Symmetra, Mei, Genji
>Honorable mention to Roadhog for bare mudbutt
Basic bitch tier butt:
>Everyone else

Prove me wrong, faggots.
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>>692429966
them toned 160 pound chicks though. Get me hard. Mei included.
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>>692429949
>trying this hard to sound cool and failing
how fucking old are you lol
get a job and stop shaming your parents
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>>692430104
>implying your opinion is relevant having seriously considered men
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>>692424929
Well seeing as i play both, and blizzard said so themselves. Yeah Pharah counters Bastion
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>>692430127
>baiting this hard
you're trying too hard m8
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>>692428691
my sides
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>>692429494
just who i had in mind, except she probably benches 400 pounds instead of weighing that much. oh sorry, whatever gender she thinks she is
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>>692430230
>not appreciating a man ass for what it is
what are you, a fucking faggot?
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>>692430104
it would be weird if symmetra's butt wasn't symmetrical. Take a closer look, and maybe a you'll see...a butt that is asymmetrical or as symmetrical as can be.
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>>692430032
Opposite for me. I'd love to hear her talk dirty while I'm plowing her from behind
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>>692411829
Did you even look at the patch notes? Literally exact balancing as pc got for now
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>>692430104
how can i prove you wrong if you're completely right, though?
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>>692409909
>Bastion is OP
>Zarya is literally useless
>nobody knows how to actually play the game

...I think it's you who doesn't know how to play the game, friend. Bastion is rarely good when you know how to counter him and Zarya can be an obnoxious beast.
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>>692430230
In my attempts to pander to a crowd of colossal faggots I did a mental exercise for the sake of objectivity. I'm sorry that you're too morally upstanding for homo. Try making conversations about Overwatch on ChristianMingle.
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I feel Bastion is a little too OP
Him behind a Rienhart is a strong fucking defence.
Sure there are many counters to bastion, but bastion can pretty much wipe those counters instantly before they can even counter him.
I think they should nerf his damage a bit or reduce his health or at least nerf his recoil .
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I like McCree but that's because he's like a part-robot John Marston.
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>>692430835
I feel making him take more damage from sniper shots while in turret form would do a lot to help
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>>692430104
Widowmaker was designed to be a total hottie deliberately, so her being top notch goes without saying.

Symmetra has stuff hanging down over her ass, though. Sure, she has a great body, but her ass must be a little hard to make out exactly.
She clearly has nice legs, though.
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>>692430127
29

You can be successful and still enjoy fps games. Why does that bother you?

The man asked for some background in his thorough question so I provided it. I think you're mad because you enjoy COD.
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>>692430455
How had I never considered the symmetry of her butt before...? You're a genius, anon-kun.
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>>692430944
excuse me while I go pump my fleshlight while watching this
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>>692425553
This one does it for me. I can't cum anymore unless I see a girls asshole.
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>>692428451
They only gave Tracers Heavenly rear in the pose shit because they said it was "out of her character/personality", but in reality, who the fucks cares about the personality of a fictional character. thats why femenism today is a joke, they look out for women who don't exist.
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>>692430987
with hips like those, her ass has to be fine. It just has to be.
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>>692422281
Aren't they supposed to hate each other?
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>>692431119
Nice
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fucking faggets always trying to tell you how to play on competitive
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>>692431111
checked
Death the Kid confirmed
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>>692431111
You just never took a step back to think about it. Also, noice!
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>>692431223
No, they're supposed to fuck each other
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>>692431173
I think you make a perfectly good point there.
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>>692425037
She's quiet like a mouse, and the voice is baaarreeely indistinguishable from that of a young british boy's voice.

No thanks.
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>>692431364
My favorite part about this? The fact that tracer doesn't look like she's 100% on board with it. Maybe like 40% on board, but that's just the amount i'm lookin' for.
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>>692428075
never any love for the german doctor, huh? Not even a word for her before this post.
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>>692431753
She has a sweet ass
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>>692431633
QUESTION MARKS ARE NOT USED TO INDICATE A RAISED INFLECTION IN TONE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>692431633
She doesn't need to be on board. All that matters is that she gets fucked
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>>692423560
her ult can be super awesome or as trash as i am at playing
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>>692431111
perfect symmetry
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>>692431917
U ok?
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>>692431063
Thats not how sex works....
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>>692431753
boners never die
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>>692430104
sorry, who was roadhog?
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>>692432087
It is now
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>>692432087
It's how anal works, though.
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>>692432118
The fat guy.
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>>692431111
FUCKING YOUR HAIR

IS NOT SYMMETRICAL

NEITHER ARE THOSE GODDAMEND QUADS
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>>692431917
then what the hell is? Enlighten me so I can stop offending you with my horrid punctuation, faggot.
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>>692427589
this is very well made
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>>692432280
>>692431917

alright hardcore henry christ go to bed
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>>692432247
lel no that ass
no

no

no thanks
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>>692431544
well it just seems that a girl with nice hips probably has a killer ass too.
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For those who played league s1-3, maybe even s4 i dont know if s4 had it. When you have a competative game mode with a "random pick" having a premade of a full team = easier win. I don't have a whole lot of friends i play with anymore because i have a job and im a adult now. Playing a 2 man premade in competative is the most miserable xperience ever. People hit level 25, stopped player waiting for competative, and started the season. I see people jumping off cliffs and eating stupid shit all game.

There should be 2 modes, random competative/duo q and 6v6 premade.
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>>692432341
It's very hot
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>>692432401
Take a closer look, though. Notice the shape, musculature, and suggestive mud stains which may or may not be indicative of poor hygiene.

Gaze into the brown iris.
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>>692432151
Okay so your asshole is at the top of your cheeks pointing upwards?
Please post a picture
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>>692431111
symmetra's butt symmetry confirmed important
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>>692431223
Thin line between love and h8 m8
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>>692424299
how unrealistic, this triggers me. that body makes me feel uncomfortable in my own.
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>>692424929
Faggot git gud.

I can wipe bastion with phara, if the enemy team hasn't noticed me.
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>>692409909
Anyone who played ptr on pc new comp was broken before it even came out.
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damn, overwatch gets updated with ranked and sfv gets updated with story mode and new characters?! going to be a good summer.
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>>692423963
No joke. Will say the chubby chicks try harder and will suck your dick to no end.

If its an actual landwhale though don't bother. No amount of showers can fix that mistake.
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>>692432579
if your name is symmetra or even the masculine version symmetro, everything about you better be symmetrical, otherwise you are living a lie.
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>>692424577
Egyptians made actual blacks into slaves.
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>>692432539
>mud
>mud
>mud

no no
no
no
no. That's shit. He is shit.
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>>692424929
fucking everything counters bastion once you get past babby league he is as useful as an empty slot
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>>692425537
She is amazing. You must play at a low skill lvl.
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I want to do this to Tracer's ass. Who wants to take Widowmaker?
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>>692410826
This.

>>692409909
OP, Bastion is bottom tier garbage only good against noobs, and Zarya is broken as fuck. You're just retarded. Team of turrets? Go Pharah and Junkrat. The only point you're right on is that nobody knows how to actually play the game. You've fucking proved that.
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>>692427279
someone have the full quality version?
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>>692426492
The fact that she could one shot zynetta with just a body shot. Yes she needed a nerf.
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>>692432950
He has some uses.
C9 plays Bastion quite a lot on escort missions like route 66.

2 Rein
1 Bastion
2 Widow
1 Mercy

All heroes are good if you play them right.
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>>692427523
Bastion is so easy to shit on.
Switch to genji, shut down every bastion so hard they end up swithcing.

You can do this with other heros as well, just don't be bad...
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>>692422066
Damn, they should've kept her big cannon looking thing instead of her stupid squirt gun.
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>>692433084
Hell, I'd happily hotdog Widowmaker until I could paint her ass white.

That suit is so damn tight it's perfect for it.
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>>692433219
bastion/rein/turret combo is a bit over the top on most defense maps. it's completely retarded how strong it is
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>>692428836
I completely agree (except for that topfragger line, bruh if you're topfragger, chances are your team has to carry you...).

I've played thousands of hours of cs (amateur leagues since 1.6, under payed contract since css), dozens to hundreds of hours in UT2004, COD2+4, Quake, hell even some stronghold no garrysmod, so I'd say I have quite a good understanding of the mechanics of an FPS. I've also got 1300 hours on record on LoL, so some casual try hard salt games are also on the list.

What I'm going at is that Overwatch does a thoroughly terrible job at being an actual game. Teamplay and tactics is almost non-existent, you get a get out of jail free card almost anytime (ults) and to counter your team you don't have to be better, but just pick the fitting heros. I don't think that's how a game is supposed to be. Also the servers are horrible (20 tick? SERIOUSLY? 33 tick back in the day of cs16 was annoying, but 20 is literally just a tad faster than I can click a fucking mouse repeatedly).

As of now I don't see a single reason to continue playing this game. It's a watered down combination of countless games we've already had and I honestly think talking of it as a good game is nothing but a meme.

>pic unrelated
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>>692433387
Both of their asses need thick ropes of cum sprayed all over them
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>>692433547
I would be feeling 1960s if it weren't for that face.
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>>692433013
I suppose I might. I don't pick her often.

Her turrets are pretty amazing when placed in the right corners. And her Ult is neat.

But the shields she can hand out just strikes me as insignificant. And she needs to get close to do real damage, but doesn't have the health to survive close encounters on for long.
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>>692433906
Zenyatta player here (inb4 shitstorm)
25 health can make all the difference in the world to Zens, Tracers and D.Vas between mechs.
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>>692410771
>nerfed
Do you mean they increased the skill you need to play her well, you moron?
They buffed her headshots, nerfed her bodyshots
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>>692433906
Fuck that's a hot pic
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>>692420814
>ps4 and pc
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