Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
No fucking rolling edition.
Keep trying, waste your time some more please, I love the attention.
We're on /b/. Even if current cancer leaves, more will come.
Welcome to the shipping life! :D
We have another 2M ship everyone!
No no no! I'm Sure there's a Freddy's frozen custard by where ever you live!
I'm not even talking about you.
Unless you were rolling for yourself to leave.
Because I'd rather come home and be a lazy shit here than there. All the important business was done there.
Yeah you can't forget that.
Ya know you never seemed like the person who
d have a "Short" temper.
Oranges. Can't beat them.
If that's how it is then yes. No regrets.
>Best idol claimed
not roll for konata
yeah its one of my favorite sachi pics
My bad I thought you where the one rolling.
I'll head off for my run now I suppose. See you guys soon.
Do I invest into a Myogi or no?
Doesn't mean people have to be cancer.
Nah, I'm not that autistic.
You know, I think there is one. I think one just opened near me.
Pretty good. Tired, but good. You?
Fuck my life.
The PC stuff?
Whats wrong with 4chan x?
either way, this is what i did:
go to wrench, go to Posting & Captcha section. look for:
Use Recaptcha v1: Use the old text version of Recaptcha in the post form.
then close the browser. that worked for me.
SURE! Next your going to say sorry! ha!
i havent played Rocket league recently. ive been playing Pokemon and super smash bros as of recent
>oh shit i got to do something in pokemon!
kek. just be lazy at the library. then it'll be just like you are at home, except more quiet
Wasted like 4 hours thanks to a stupid old man trying to go cheap with his ac, we gonna charge his ass extra tomorrow
Other than that, I'm feeling pretty good now that I got some driving practice
Feels good to be in the club. Did you draw that pic? You always got good art
Oranges it is. Well you can beat them, but you wanna peel them!
>ill go noose now
What if I ask you nicely?
Well if you don't believe me then I don't care!
I haven't played either of those lately. I'm excited for the new Pokemon games to come out though, new region and all that.
Old people are a pain in the ass to work with, especially in customer service. They always bitch about something or take forever to pay for their stuff
You sure? I'ma seeing most people say the Myogi is Leagues better than the Kawachi purely because you have a vast range improvement.
>Plus, I need to go through Myogi to get to Kongou
Eh yeah you're right about that
Speak American and not weeb :^)
Yeah. I already ordered parts though, so thats good.
What makes a beetroot the best vegetable?
>You can't beat a root!
Remind me again, what all is included? A steakburger with fries and a brownie I know.
That's good to hear.
Any ETA on when they will arive?
Also are you posting from mobile or what?
im not TOO excited for the new one. the pokemon kind of irk me just like the 4th gen did.
well, i've never played the game your playing. i dont even know what game you are playing actually. im just throwing out an answer.
Whoo boy quads checked
Yo, yeah, had my license a while back but never really drove til now, Just getting the feel behind the wheel back and getting comfortable
Motherfucker told us he had a unit bought and needed us to just install, what instead he had us meet him somewhere AN HOUR away to some random that's selling a unit.. he didnt want it casue we told him its fucking ancient and would not work well SO he asked us to "Check out HIS ac" when in reality we were following him to ANOTHER random's house to look at ANOTHER ac being sold.. like nigga WHAT THE FUCK??
They arrive in a week and yes, I am posting on mobile.
Saber claimed beach edition
Gonna go for a while
My cousin like sister did actually
The brownie is in the sundae. The meal also comes with a hot dog that you can add whatever you want to it. Personally I add chili cheese
Eh, sounds like shit for time being.
Hope you survive through it, mobile posting is shit.
Myogi is a Japanese Battleship.
Time to make a gamble then!
Using my own tricks against me?
I should've rolled ;-;
O shit. I know what I'm watching tonight.
Eh it's not the same there. You put your hands in your pants and you're going to get arrested. You have a point about it quite.
I'll hold the chair for ya.
It'd have to be a unanimous decision.
Kek, How's it going man?
Hey hey, Shinoa.
I need to have a.
That sounds so super sketchy lol. All the old people I talk to argue prices...
Cool, I'll check that out then!
Buying a model kit?
It's okay lil ship. C'mere
I'm going well, mysterious anon. How are you this evening? :^)
BIKINI PARTY? ILL GRAB THE GANG
We'll see how sketchy he'll be after we charge him 2k.. probably more.. we could have done other clients...
Now now, Rory, don't you think you're being a LITTLE harsh?
Nah, World of Warships. Deciding whether to blow a fourth of my credits on a ship so I can finally get to Kongou.
Yes, yes it is. But thank you though!
They wouldn't mind if I joined the chat~
For real. Sounds to me like he just made you drive all over town for no reason at all lol
this is the best i got.
so youre going to do it? you have my luck.
kek. nothing like jokes to ease the tension right?
well, at least that miserable time is over. kek
Oh cool, it looks pretty goooood. Oh yea, are there any other texas things i need to try?
>hold the chair
are you trying to keep my alive best? I appreciate the love
You could taste the American freedom in every bite. The place it self has that 1950 look to it to make it even better
Stat wise, which are better?
>all of the waifus are now in the smug harem
My dad has worked for him before, that old fart has money, hes a bloody veteren with a purple heart, hes trying to be a cheap fuck
All depends on what you want.
Carriers seem to be the RTS of the game.
Battleships are the heavy hitters, but most are very slow in reload time, speed, turret rotation, and turning in general.
Cruisers are faster than Battleships, but slower than Destroyers. They're more of a well balanced mix.
Destroyers are fast little torpedo spamming cunts.
Although I'd ask Shiki about it more, since i only kinda just started again at tier 3/10 after a long break.
id go for Destroyers. they sound funner to use
It was funny?
How have you been Hols?
I couldn't reply sooner because of this captcha shitting up
Nah, it was only a tiny bit of fun. I meant only a miniscule about of ridicule. In fact, ridicule is mandatrory.
Sounds a lot like Steak N' Shake.
What a dick lol. He deserves to be charged out the ass. I tried fighting The Pursuer in DaS2 today. He killed me so quickly lol
Texas roadhouse for the roll and sweet butter
Kek nope. Remind me
That I'm not funny
I've never played the game before. That'll be a wise move
Haha, that's good to hear. Been fine myself, another boring day.
Maybe so, although it's not "They" at the moment~
Yep and I'm so glad it is. How have you been?
Can't let you do it man, I got your back.
How are you?
I've been good, same as always. How have you been?
Yeah its really fucking up.
Oh boy at the ER with a friend.
Roll when he charges at you, smack him in the arse, roll away, roll again when he charges, repeat til win
Parry him, run to ballista, cock it and shoot his ass
Oh, they're loads of fun. But they're the risk takers. They need to get closer than most to be effective, but if you managed to weasel your way through a literal assload of artillery fire, just unload your torps and watch as the highest HP ships go down in less than 15 seconds as you rip them a new asshole.
Those puns made me wanna jump off a building. I wonder if Shinoas short fuse is gunna kick in soon.
It's a fun time killer and the mods for it are surprisingly nice.
So it's only Mili~?
That's nice to hear. I've been well, pretty comfy right now. Just some music and hot drinks really. Busy day for you? How is your training going?
I wasn't aware there was a ballista (then again the fight lasted like 30 seconds)
I can confirm both tactics.
Good lord man do you have no reaction?
Either that or circle strafe.. but thats a tad bit risky since his attack are fast for a beginner to react upclose
Just for the roll and butter? That doesnt sound like its worth it though
Thanks best, that was bad but it wasnt terrible. The noose will be stored for another day aka tomorrow. The orange was good but im going for watermelon now
oh fucking hell yes. thats what i would use!
ive been good. sadly, ive procrastinated for too long and now i got to do something that i promised id finish before tomorrow.
what happened this time?
Are you still mad? im sorry...
I actually got lucky once and dodged his charge attack by the entrance, booked it to a balista and shot it and killed him just before he attacked me.
It's not that, I just want to try to see what his attacks are and try to figure out when to dodge and stuff. I only made one attempt anyway and it was that attempt.
Are you sure you want to go to purgatrory? Im pretty sure Shinoa would have a mini heart attack.
Gotta check out your show
Could've bought me a 100th scale gundam barbatos at Barnes and Noble;-;
Got books about nature and international mythology instead
Doesn't sound fun
Bet they have a world of airplanes
For appetizers~ ever had texas bbq? Second to none!
Well... Finally got into my Hotel in Turkey. Due to the jihadists in Istanbul, I was trapped in a cruddy Paris hotel with no phone service or internet. My flight was cancelled and I had to get a new one. Security took forever and were very obtrusive (they even tested my egg salad sandwich for traces of bombs). However, I finally am checked into my Hotel in Ankara. How have you guys been?
>tired mobile claim
I'm pretty sure I glitched the fight, but at least I got him.
Got him with ballistia first, then the rest I got gud
Gotcha, good idea
Neither of you are allowed to die.
Nice, good to hear. Not really busy no, its going good, trainer says I'm getting stronger so I guess I am.
Friend is coughing up blood.
Just to give you an idea of how squishy you actually are.
Top Tier Yamato HP: 97,200
Top Tier Zao HP: 40,800
Top Tier Hakuryu HP: 63,100
Top Tier Shimakaze HP: 17900
And those are just the HP numbers of the highest tiered Japanese ships.
She's not responding, maybe we should show a little restraint?
Ya, that's also pretty fun.
>Now I'm off to get ready for work
I doubt it ever was.
It's not like it matters anyway.
>What a coincidence!
I'd say so.
I mean, it's everywhere.
I should be leaving about now.
Isn't it late for you too, Hols?
I need to be in Turkey for business. Besides, I had just landed in france as the terrorist bombing occurred. Not part of my planning...
Does he do that often?
I fucking hate turkey, death to Erdomeme, Death to turkey, FUCK TURK ROACHES, LONG LIVE ASSAD LONG LIVE GREATER SYRIA.
I was too angry and anxious to even care how I beat him. But damn I wish I had tried that, that might have been easier than what I did.
Alright. At elastic you're safe dude
I wish you the best
Or I choose to ignore it ;)
Have fun at work
Not to me no, not even midnight yet, thanks though.
and which one is the destroyer?
oh shit. thats not good. what happened to him to make him do that?
Gotcha, ill find time this weekend and go. Ive had one place and it was pretty top tier. Easily some of the best ive had
You have great deduction skills~
No problem friendo. Yeah there's been worse, way worse. Haha, that soon huh? Might as well hide the chair then. Sounds good, find a sweet one. They're rare nowadays.
Good. Dreaded procrastination. Love it but it screws you over. Good luck with your business.
Not in your budget I'm guessing? Sounds like some nice reads though.
Turkey and Syria are not be enemies, my brother! What happened to the Arab alliance to rid our lands of the zionist Israeli scum? Remember 1947-49?
No he got jumped.
Shiiieeet man. It's bretty good, would recommend if there's one near you
I'll try that ballista the next time I fight him though.
I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone!
Eh, could be better.
Idk what made me satlier, Ds2 or 3
Sleep well yuuki!
>are not be enemies.
You realize Turkey constantly shells Syria and steals their land? and they're funding ISIS and FSA, as well as multiple other terrorist organizations.
not yet. as soon as i can get the details out of my friend then ill be able to start working.
oh fuck! is there a reason he got jumped? people dont just get jumped for no reason in texas right?
oh... but you are fast right?
O shit what was it?
I have the money. I'm restraining my self from buying what I want. Kinda contradicting with the books I bought but they can educate me
No wew wew. I want purrr
Are you holding up to ask the least?
Will do. Night yuuki!
That's super dark dude
For me it was Ds3. Fuck the Soul of Cinder. Especially his second phase, fucking using Gwyn's moveset like that.
You two just seemed very close~
I'm not mad
Fairly. But that speed means nothing if someone gets lucky and blows your engine.
There has been worse, and there will be worse. I think the one you said was way more terrible then mine but i dont remember what it was.
They arent too rare around me, i usually get one any time i do big grocery shopping
Ill have to figure out the name later, it was some place that was half gas station too but it was a legit restaurant too? I thought it was gonna be gross but it was really good meat
That it is. I should brighten it up a little bit, but it'll look unnatural.
I'm in VA. Bunch of niggers.
you better not be! or i'll be mad!
well how many missiles and shit are flying to you? if its not too crazy then i'll still be one. AND, its not like you can sneak around right?
you never put recaptcha v1?
oh shit. why did i think you were in texas? bu niggers just walk around looking to jump people? why arent they in cages?
That's what the infidels want you to think...
Eh, it's best to get a feel for the game yourself.
fuck that nigger. he has one of your weaknesses in one of his moves.
tfw never will