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>>692393951
naw you called me a degenerate
so you live in mexico? lel
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Assjobs are the best.
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>>692393802
I like living in Denver though
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>>692393909
But I am.... son.

>>692394209
Hey Luc.
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>>692393909 #
I think it's called "Roland" I'm gonna get a medium
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>>692394121
Oh man that knot is impressive! Are you gonna get the cumtube as well? (I recommend you do!)
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>>692394329
Hello
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>>692394245
Come over here and cuddle with me. I'm lonely and sexually frustrated.
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"The Tentacle"
Help me im dying
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>>692394192
I didn't actually call -you- a degenerate. It was more of a happening that we were talking -about- you. And maybe some names were used.
Yes, I live in Mexico. It's a wonderful place, you should come by. You can buy me some tacos with the 20 pesos you owe me.
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>>692394497
for all your tentai fantasies
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>>692394335
I was thinking about it
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>>692394603
You should. It's very fun. I have it on Nox.
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>>692394575
lol mexico is a horrible place
>>692394335
>cumtube lmao wut
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itt boys with nice shoulders
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>>692394779
>not knowing what a Bad Dragon cumtube is
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>>692394446
Not today
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>>692394887
I didn't know you could fuck shoulders.
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>>692394779
It's about the people, not the place. We would love to have you here. And your money, too.

You could spend plenty on tacos here, and other great food.
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>>692394919
sorry I don't know homo lingo im not gay
>>692395036
sorry don't wana get shot and loaded with cocaine thx im sure the people are great!
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>>692394948
Well dammit!
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>>692395036
I bet they'd love my kidneys and liver as well.
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>>692395136
>im not gay
How boring.
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>>692394984
you can fuck armits
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Tickle my gooch and tell me I'm special.
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>bryz having all this interest in dildos
>not gay

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>692395218
lelk
>>692395318
>interest
>asking what an obscure name was
okaaaay
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>>692394714
Do you have any pics of you using any of your dildos?
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>>692394245
That makes you the 3rd person I know in Denver.
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>>692395136
That doesn't happen anymore. The chances of that happening to anyone are pretty slim.
Though I can make a few calls and make that happen if you don't buy me those tacos when you visit.

>>692395199
We don't want the remains of trash, thanks.
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>>692395480
Nope, sorry. Don't take or share pictures of myself.
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>>692395448
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>692395567
I can understand that
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>>692395141
Find david. I'm sure he's more apt for the task
>>692395481
We're everywhere
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>>692395489
tacos are not that cheap there first of all and I am never going to fucking mexico
>>692395746
k you're not proving anything be my guest keep shitposting
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>>692395784
>Find david. I'm sure he's more apt for the task
David's not into me, anytime I bring up us hanging out he quits responding...

Besides, he does drugs, which worries me for him and also I'm not cool with, cause I'm a boring motherfucker like that.
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>>692395797
>apart from that one time I wasnt shitposting

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ill fix that for sure mmmhmmmmmmmmm
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>>692395797
How would you know if you've never been? They're guaranteed to be way cheaper than anything you can find in the US. Just come on down and pay your debts.
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>>692395934
wut
>>692396028
What fucking debts, we never bet shit
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>>692395797
You can get 16 peso's with 1 dollar
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>>692395784
I'll move out there and force you and Red into a harem.
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>>692396171
what do you mean what

plus tacos are really easy to make
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Bryz saved picture of gfur and posted them once in a thread
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>>692396171
You owe me. You backed down on a bet we made, cuz you didn't have a coin. That defaults me as the winner. 20 MXN pesos.
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omg the avatar fags are ruining my precious porn thread
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>>692396369
you literally make zero sense
>>692396408
that's the first post in a while here that made me smile even tho ur a shit skin
>>692396383
pics or it didn't happen :)
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>>692396383
He admitted to being willing to blow a guy, so long as it wasn't me.
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>>692396567
We both know it happened
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I just want to be cuddled to modern baseball
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>>692396567
i will make u taco k?
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>>692396567
Good to know that you can accept a loss graciously, with a smile!
Well, I'll let you think about that for a while then while I take a shower.
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>>692396633
can you please stop with the false accusations thanks
>>692396844
k lol
>>692396778
sorry already ate
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>>692396663
I will oblige. Can't be holy ghost though. Not too into the album at the moment. How big is your ding dong, or if your a girl, how nice is your butthole?
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>>692397046
you will graciously eat one and be content with it
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>>692397142
you're gonna miss it all and 5 inches
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>>692397296
depends what's in it and you have to make it fast it's almost 8 pm
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>>692395922
What would we if we were to hang out
>>692396246
No. I will not be in a harem
>>692396663
Hockey is better
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Need cuddles. Or a hard dick rubbing against my butt. I feel slutty tonight.
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>>692397654
both are pretty good
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Luna was right you boys need to get dicked you're all slutty tonight
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>>692397778
Cuddles AND butt rubs.

>>692397871
Damn right. Give it to me bb
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>>692397654
Sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
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>>692397608
its nearing 10pm my time, i think youre fine
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>>692397871
>tonight
you must not be here much
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>>692397980
Yes! We've been over this many times! I'm a gigantic whore and I apologize for nothing!
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>>692398062
eating after 8 is bad for you

https://youtu.be/CcOixDCE-P0?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D2i5mgePKJQNfjf9g2LifUL
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>>692397650
It wasn't a request.

>>692398138
Apologize to my dick.
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>>692398348
with what evidence
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>>692398370
>Apologize to my dick.
Absolutely not! I'm not a whore for just anyone, you goof.
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>>692398537
Yes you are.
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>>692398513
it fucks with your metabolism
>>692398537
stop contradicting yourself you cunt
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>>692398632
Then why haven't I blown you yet?

I have my limits!
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>>692398694
>stop contradicting yourself you cunt
I'm not contradicting myself! I'm a gigantic whore, but only for the person that I'm with. I'm a monogamous whore.
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>>692398370
Certainly wasn't a command
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>>692398844
lol oooookay
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>>692399013
I'm not saying it's not convoluted or silly, but I know what I am!
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>>692398732
I'm not making an 8 hour drive for a blowjob.

>>692398863
It was a statement.
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>>692398694
eating during an irregular interval does mate
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>>692399125
>I'm not making an 8 hour drive for a blowjob.
I wouldn't blow you if you drove 8 hours.

You'd taste like car seat and farts.
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>>692399117
post a pic of your bf you cuck
>>692399235
which is after 8 mate
you should never eat anything except for maybe coffee and water before 12 pm then eat lunch then dinner
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"Teehee, I'm doing something bad and no one is stopping me."
- Every furfag ever
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>>692399125
A statement you can't make reality
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>>692399348
>post a pic of your bf you cuck
But I don't have a boyfriend. That's the problem. I'm lonely and sexually frustrated because I have no one to release my sexual tension with.

>>692399366
I know I'm naughty. Spank me, baby.
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>>692399348
maybe U U U U

we are all on different schedules, your maintenance caloric count will differ from mine
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>>692399607
YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE A MONOGOMOUS SLUT this nigger makes no sense im done im fucking done
>>692399639
wheres the fucking taco no more games
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>>692399830
>YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE A MONOGOMOUS SLUT this nigger makes no sense im done im fucking done
Yeah. But I'm not interested in just being a slut on the internet just because I don't have someone in real life. Jesus.

I get off more and enjoy myself more when I can form an emotional bond with someone and explore that sexually. Is it really that weird?
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>>692399830
you said you didnt want it, sucks b b U
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>>692400005
no it's not but it's completely opposite from being a slut
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>>692400005
I think you miss the whole point of what a slut is
>>692400063
you people
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>>692400168
You can't be slutty for just one person? That flies in the face of my ex calling me a slut constantly...

In reality, I get what you guys are saying. If it causes that much of a heart attack I'll quit saying it. Mostly I think it's kinda funny.
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>>692400218
us people yes, whats your steam acct?
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>>692400392
same as my name here you better not spam my shit i swear to god
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>>692400684
ill send you the occasional message to not gamble
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They say bathing kittens is very traumatic for them, well what about me?

They hecked me up good

Wait wait that isn't even the best part; I still have 4 more to bathe
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>>692400901
I'll do it right now
why do you niggers always ask for my steam just to stalk it
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hi
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>>692400964
don't cut yourself bruv
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>>692400389
Sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
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>>692401236
No no, I'm a pure innocent angel. I would never!
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>>692401182
because i want to play CS with people duh

which profile pick is it?

>>692401194
ni
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someone please end my life
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>>692401206
CRAAAAWLING
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>>692401431
ew its kaldis

>>692401463
whats the matter this time?
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>>692401431
the one drawn of this character
you don't wana play cs with me lol im dogshit
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>>692401463
IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN
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>>692401585
heat stroke
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>>692401671
Electrolytes

Get some Brawndo in you
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>>692401671
That wasn't enough to do you in?
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wait a second who is luna
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>>692401585
NI, give me a shrubbery!

>>692401596
ahh, I see youre from NO ERA PENAL country
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>>692401585
Ew its demo
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>>692401840
probaby Chet
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>>692401867
so you want a bush or something

>>692401891
EW GET HIM AND HIS SHIT AVATAR AWAY

>>692401990
i swear to god
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Ugh, fuck me
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>>692401840
a pretty cool chick
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>>692402089
WOW WHY DONT PEOPLE POST PORN IN HERE WTF

Also, anyone elses captcha munted?
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>>692401343
Slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
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>>692402089
I want you to appreciate monty python
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>>692401811
I wish

>>692401807
I've drank so much gatorade I can't take it anymore
also this weird rehydration fluid that tastes like ass

>>692401840
the same luna it's been for the last 6 years probably I mean that'd be my first guess

>>692402148
ur such a sweetheart
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>>692402098
Hey Chicken!
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>>692402098
No you pooped last time
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>>692401867
now I have access to everyone's steam account here :^) hehe xd
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>>692402250
ello
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>>692402098
'Kay.
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>>692402089
He's everywhere
>>692402098
Find Red. He's begging to get fucked
>>692402207
Everyone, except me, is a slut
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>>692402243
Could be worse

You could have heat stroke
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>>692402371
How's your arm feeling?

>>692402419
>Find Red. He's begging to get fucked
Am not!

>Everyone, except me, is a slut
I thought we all established that I am not, in fact, a slut of any kind?
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>>692402379
>>692402419
I should work on that.

How is everyone tonight?
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>>692402190
i dont fill out captchas stay rekt plebian

>>692402230
i have yet to watch his brilliance
ive only seen certain scenes when i was young and i liked him

>>692402243
i saw hakase and immediately thought you were eisen for some reason
but no matter
i'm in florida so i totally feel you about the heat

>>692402419
everywhere and nowhere
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>>692402644
s'okay
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ITS SO ITCHY

CHEESUS CRUST
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>>692402742
>Pays for a pass
>Cant buy a new pc

Pls
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>>692402368
good post

>>692402742
>mfw
>>
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>>692402838
You should kill yourself
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>>692402674
Had a date, but he cancelled at the last second so now I'm depressed and sexually frustrated, haha.

>>692402777
Glad to hear it's healing up!
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>>692402864
i dont even think i bought this pass
dont remememeber how i got it

>>692402921
i know, i need to sit down and watch his movies.
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>>692403156
>his
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>thinking Monty Python is an individual
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>>692403056
How should I do it senpai

Also if my cat allergies kick in hard enough I may not have to, they might do it for me
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>>692402644
Are you saying you wouldn't let chicken fuck you?
I'm the new 0 point in determining slutiness. Everything above me in slut rating is a slut
>>692402674
I'm doing fine
>>692402742
Maybe you are chet
>>
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS KEEP YOUR COMMENT SECTIONS PRIVATE YOU FUCKIN PUSSIES
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wat
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bumpa dumpa dun
inspector gadget
bumpa dumpa dun DUN DUN
WOO HOO
>>
>>692403156
Succ dik for pass
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>>692403398
Whoa, someone's rustled
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>>
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>>692403437
YOUR PROFILE IS PRIVATE YOU FUCKIN PUSSY BULLCUT LOOKIN AS BITCH
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Bryz, calm yo shit

demos, watch a damn movie ffs
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There isn't a guy called "Monty Python".
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>>692403568
Anon what's a bullcut?
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>>692403095
Me too. Little better every day.
I can't remember the last time I had a date. Sorry to hear he cancelled. You should listen to Frank. He's seen me shirtless.
>>692403394
Glad to hear it.
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>>692394016
ur a faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhyXQsKUIkM
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>>692403568
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>>692403572
okay
i only watched pulp fiction two days ago for the first time
i'm a novice

>>692403630
i'd name my son that
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>>692403394
I want that dog.
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>>692403989
Watch the Holy Grail first.

Also this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

That poor, poor boy.
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>>692403727
>Little better every day.
Good!

And it's all good. He just wasn't feeling it. I still think we'll get together, but I'm not sure when.

>You should listen to Frank. He's seen me shirtless.
Now what does that mean?
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>>692403989
Watch Monty Pyth and the Holy Grail, then Airplane!, and then Naked Gun

until then God help you
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>>692403727
How're you?
>>692404026
It's cute. But why do you love fat animals so much?
>>692404119
It means I'm omniscient
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>>692404292
>It means I'm omniscient
Well now that is something I can believe! How much of a slut am I, then?
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>>692404261
i've already seen naked gun and airplane.
those i was brought up on

>>692404080
i dont like watching movies alone tho
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>>692404119
He's seen a pic of me sans shirt. Snarf too.
>>692404292
Alright I guess. Things aren't going how I want, but they may end up going the way I need.
>>692404426
>pls be a sexy slut
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>>692404435
good, at least you are not completely shut in
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>>692404563
Haha, I could be a sexy slut. For you~
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>>692404636
i'm glad you see me that way
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>>692404426
6.4 out of 10. Certified Slut
>>692404563
Doesn't sound so bad.
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>>692404435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

Have another random British thing.

Move night. Can paint each others nails and talk about boys.
>>
whats my slut rating?
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>>692404841
>6.4 out of 10. Certified Slut
But I like monogamy and everyone else here says that makes me an absolute non-slut!
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>>692404292
Fat animals are adorable.
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