naw you called me a degenerate
so you live in mexico? lel
Oh man that knot is impressive! Are you gonna get the cumtube as well? (I recommend you do!)
Come over here and cuddle with me. I'm lonely and sexually frustrated.
Help me im dying
I didn't actually call -you- a degenerate. It was more of a happening that we were talking -about- you. And maybe some names were used.
Yes, I live in Mexico. It's a wonderful place, you should come by. You can buy me some tacos with the 20 pesos you owe me.
for all your tentai fantasies
You should. It's very fun. I have it on Nox.
lol mexico is a horrible place
>cumtube lmao wut
itt boys with nice shoulders
>not knowing what a Bad Dragon cumtube is
I didn't know you could fuck shoulders.
It's about the people, not the place. We would love to have you here. And your money, too.
You could spend plenty on tacos here, and other great food.
sorry I don't know homo lingo im not gay
sorry don't wana get shot and loaded with cocaine thx im sure the people are great!
you can fuck armits
>asking what an obscure name was
Do you have any pics of you using any of your dildos?
That makes you the 3rd person I know in Denver.
That doesn't happen anymore. The chances of that happening to anyone are pretty slim.
Though I can make a few calls and make that happen if you don't buy me those tacos when you visit.
We don't want the remains of trash, thanks.
Nope, sorry. Don't take or share pictures of myself.
tacos are not that cheap there first of all and I am never going to fucking mexico
k you're not proving anything be my guest keep shitposting
>Find david. I'm sure he's more apt for the task
David's not into me, anytime I bring up us hanging out he quits responding...
Besides, he does drugs, which worries me for him and also I'm not cool with, cause I'm a boring motherfucker like that.
>apart from that one time I wasnt shitposting
ill fix that for sure mmmhmmmmmmmmm
How would you know if you've never been? They're guaranteed to be way cheaper than anything you can find in the US. Just come on down and pay your debts.
What fucking debts, we never bet shit
I'll move out there and force you and Red into a harem.
what do you mean what
plus tacos are really easy to make
You owe me. You backed down on a bet we made, cuz you didn't have a coin. That defaults me as the winner. 20 MXN pesos.
you literally make zero sense
that's the first post in a while here that made me smile even tho ur a shit skin
pics or it didn't happen :)
He admitted to being willing to blow a guy, so long as it wasn't me.
I just want to be cuddled to modern baseball
Good to know that you can accept a loss graciously, with a smile!
Well, I'll let you think about that for a while then while I take a shower.
can you please stop with the false accusations thanks
sorry already ate
you will graciously eat one and be content with it
you're gonna miss it all and 5 inches
depends what's in it and you have to make it fast it's almost 8 pm
Need cuddles. Or a hard dick rubbing against my butt. I feel slutty tonight.
both are pretty good
Cuddles AND butt rubs.
Damn right. Give it to me bb
its nearing 10pm my time, i think youre fine
you must not be here much
Yes! We've been over this many times! I'm a gigantic whore and I apologize for nothing!
eating after 8 is bad for you
It wasn't a request.
Apologize to my dick.
>Apologize to my dick.
Absolutely not! I'm not a whore for just anyone, you goof.
it fucks with your metabolism
stop contradicting yourself you cunt
Then why haven't I blown you yet?
I have my limits!
>stop contradicting yourself you cunt
I'm not contradicting myself! I'm a gigantic whore, but only for the person that I'm with. I'm a monogamous whore.
I'm not saying it's not convoluted or silly, but I know what I am!
I'm not making an 8 hour drive for a blowjob.
It was a statement.
eating during an irregular interval does mate
>I'm not making an 8 hour drive for a blowjob.
I wouldn't blow you if you drove 8 hours.
You'd taste like car seat and farts.
post a pic of your bf you cuck
which is after 8 mate
you should never eat anything except for maybe coffee and water before 12 pm then eat lunch then dinner
>post a pic of your bf you cuck
But I don't have a boyfriend. That's the problem. I'm lonely and sexually frustrated because I have no one to release my sexual tension with.
I know I'm naughty. Spank me, baby.
YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE A MONOGOMOUS SLUT this nigger makes no sense im done im fucking done
wheres the fucking taco no more games
>YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE A MONOGOMOUS SLUT this nigger makes no sense im done im fucking done
Yeah. But I'm not interested in just being a slut on the internet just because I don't have someone in real life. Jesus.
I get off more and enjoy myself more when I can form an emotional bond with someone and explore that sexually. Is it really that weird?
you said you didnt want it, sucks b b U
I think you miss the whole point of what a slut is
You can't be slutty for just one person? That flies in the face of my ex calling me a slut constantly...
In reality, I get what you guys are saying. If it causes that much of a heart attack I'll quit saying it. Mostly I think it's kinda funny.
us people yes, whats your steam acct?
same as my name here you better not spam my shit i swear to god
ill send you the occasional message to not gamble
They say bathing kittens is very traumatic for them, well what about me?
They hecked me up good
Wait wait that isn't even the best part; I still have 4 more to bathe
I'll do it right now
why do you niggers always ask for my steam just to stalk it
No no, I'm a pure innocent angel. I would never!
because i want to play CS with people duh
which profile pick is it?
ew its kaldis
whats the matter this time?
the one drawn of this character
you don't wana play cs with me lol im dogshit
That wasn't enough to do you in?
NI, give me a shrubbery!
ahh, I see youre from NO ERA PENAL country
so you want a bush or something
EW GET HIM AND HIS SHIT AVATAR AWAY
i swear to god
I've drank so much gatorade I can't take it anymore
also this weird rehydration fluid that tastes like ass
the same luna it's been for the last 6 years probably I mean that'd be my first guess
ur such a sweetheart
now I have access to everyone's steam account here :^) hehe xd
Find Red. He's begging to get fucked
Everyone, except me, is a slut
How's your arm feeling?
>Find Red. He's begging to get fucked
>Everyone, except me, is a slut
I thought we all established that I am not, in fact, a slut of any kind?
I should work on that.
How is everyone tonight?
i dont fill out captchas stay rekt plebian
i have yet to watch his brilliance
ive only seen certain scenes when i was young and i liked him
i saw hakase and immediately thought you were eisen for some reason
but no matter
i'm in florida so i totally feel you about the heat
everywhere and nowhere
Had a date, but he cancelled at the last second so now I'm depressed and sexually frustrated, haha.
Glad to hear it's healing up!
i dont even think i bought this pass
dont remememeber how i got it
i know, i need to sit down and watch his movies.
Are you saying you wouldn't let chicken fuck you?
I'm the new 0 point in determining slutiness. Everything above me in slut rating is a slut
I'm doing fine
Maybe you are chet
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS KEEP YOUR COMMENT SECTIONS PRIVATE YOU FUCKIN PUSSIES
bumpa dumpa dun
bumpa dumpa dun DUN DUN
Me too. Little better every day.
I can't remember the last time I had a date. Sorry to hear he cancelled. You should listen to Frank. He's seen me shirtless.
Glad to hear it.
ur a faggot
i only watched pulp fiction two days ago for the first time
i'm a novice
i'd name my son that
Watch the Holy Grail first.
Also this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
That poor, poor boy.
>Little better every day.
And it's all good. He just wasn't feeling it. I still think we'll get together, but I'm not sure when.
>You should listen to Frank. He's seen me shirtless.
Now what does that mean?
Watch Monty Pyth and the Holy Grail, then Airplane!, and then Naked Gun
until then God help you
>It means I'm omniscient
Well now that is something I can believe! How much of a slut am I, then?
i've already seen naked gun and airplane.
those i was brought up on
i dont like watching movies alone tho
He's seen a pic of me sans shirt. Snarf too.
Alright I guess. Things aren't going how I want, but they may end up going the way I need.
>pls be a sexy slut
Haha, I could be a sexy slut. For you~