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Ask a Police Officer anything. >trolls will be ignored

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Ask a Police Officer anything.

>trolls will be ignored
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>>692392790
have u ever shot a nigger
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Do you lie when you tell people how fast they were going?
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>trolls will be ignored
>ask's /b/ to ask questions
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>692392937
KEK
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>>692392790
What's your favorite anime?
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>>692392790
post badge and timestamp
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>>692392790
How do you feel about this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxPpaDt9teI
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>>692392790
can you prove that you are really an officer
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have you killed a nigger yet?
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>>692392790
how many niggers did you kill today?
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>>692392790

would you shoot a nigger no questions asked?
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>>692392790
Why are you such a sack of shit?
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>>692392790
Ever pocket weed you get off someone?
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>>692392790
State or City/Town?
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>>692392790

If you ignore trolls then what kind of shit cop are you?
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Why dont you post in /an/ where you belong you low life autistic nigger loving piece of shit.
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Have you seen Super Troopers? If so do you like it and how accurate is it?
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I'm so horny mr I just want you to stretch my little asshole out baby omg I'm gonna cum I have a cucumber wrapped in a condom in my ass right now and it feels soooo good I'm pretending it's ur thick pink cock and I'm just being ur slave god it feels so god
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Why do you take an oath to uphold the Constitution but enforce unconstitutional laws?
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>>692392892
no
what do i gain from that?

>>692393032
dragon ball/z/gt/super etc lol

>>692393060
im not gonna dox myself

>>692393105
not without doxing myself

>>692393094
ill watch and tell you
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Have you ever seen or yourself, actually opressed someone?
Truly fucked their rights, and destroyed their dignity?
If not, how do you feel about those that seem to do it on a day-to-day basis??
>Are you part of an armed bully squad??!?
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How do I suicide by cop?
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Oath Keepers or kissup ?
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Is it true that there is a machine that can stretch a vagina until it's 6 foot tall then you put a uniform on it and put it in a police car?
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>>692392790
Be fucking honest. Do you have to meeet a certain quota of tickets?
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Do you keep track of the number of niggers you've killed?
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>>692392790
what do you look for when pulling someone over for speeding? everyone's going over the speed limit. why do you pick the cars you do?
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>>692392790
Suck my cock, officer.
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>>692392790
do you support the use of marijuana
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Do you use the excuse "Just doin muh job" to get away with violating peoples rights?
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>>692392790
Are you on steroids?
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>>692393619
im impressed how austic you are
who ya glnna call? MOOOODS!!
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What's your favorite kind of doughnut?
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Kill any niggers today?
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hypothetical'

you pull over a car with both nwa and cypress hill band in it

do you beat nwa for "fuck the police song"?
or
do you beat cypress hill for their song "pigs"
or
do you beat all of them for being non-white?
or
multiple beatings for everyone?
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If American, how do you feel about the growing police state? How do you feel about civil forfeiture? How do you feel about no-knock raids? Have you ever seen a fellow officer abuse a suspect and if so how did you react?
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>>692393471
Partially true. Vaginas can be stretched that big, but they were only spotted at Bernie Sanders rallies
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Have you already abandoned the thread?
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>>692393094
thought you had a cop video lol...not really a fan of the slow music version.

>>692393202
i didnt know i was?

>>692393203
and do what with it? i toss it out somewhere

>>692393237
city/town

>>692393320
yes. love it. its a movie,,, if you work with cool people you can have some fun tho

>>692393386
which unconstitutional laws do i enforce?

(if youre talking about weed, i normally dont arrest...there needs to be some extenuating circumstances)
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>>692392790
What's the craziest thing that has ever happened to you? Can be work related or not.
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Do you break the law to enforce the law?

Do you enforce all laws regardless of your feeling on them?

Do you use turn signals when driving?

What's your favorite soda?
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I support cops and everything but also happen to like weed. Would you throw me in a cage if you ever came across me, even if I was a total bro?
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>>692392790
how bad was getting Tased??
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You'd "fuck" with the middle class? Wow, what a great guy haha he'd fuck with the middle class. Because it's not like we work our asses off to live an independent, comfortable life right you fucking moron? Nah, of course not. The middle class just get their money from thin fucking air. You fucking cunt. And hopefully you give the poor people enough so they become middle class right? Assuming they don't blow it all on stupid ghetto rich shit like nice cars while they live in Bumsville, Los Yorkington City. So then you're faggot ass can "fuck" with them. That's the human mindset though? I'm supposed to accept this? Once I get the power I'll hurt those who I want, but appear noble by giving those who are so below me it doesn't even matter wealth. Seneca was wrong. Epictetus was wrong. Marcus was wrong. It's not possible to accept it for what it is. Someone needs to destroy you. ... Yknow THIS is why I stay up an hour at night before going to sleep. Laying in bed. Thinking about all of the people like you. Thinking about all the people who agree with you. Punching my pillow. Loud scream. "No officer, no trouble here". Not going to hear the basement noise. The struggling piggie fucks
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>>692393434
please answer the question
>>692393434
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>>692393454
Seriously,
Will you follow Federal orders to take our guns
or
will you screw the EO and protect and defend the US Constitution?
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You should try mushrooms or acid. Thats all
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You'd "fuck" with the middle class? Wow, what a great guy haha he'd fuck with the middle class. Because it's not like we work our asses off to live an independent, comfortable life right you fucking moron? Nah, of course not. The middle class just get their money from thin fucking air. You fucking cunt. And hopefully you give the poor people enough so they become middle class right? Assuming they don't blow it all on stupid ghetto rich shit like nice cars while they live in Bumsville, Los Yorkington City. So then you're faggot ass can "fuck" with them. That's the human mindset though? I'm supposed to accept this? Once I get the power I'll hurt those who I want, but appear noble by giving those who are so below me it doesn't even matter wealth. Seneca was wrong. Epictetus was wrong. Marcus was wrong. It's not possible to accept it for what it is. Someone needs to destroy you. ... Yknow THIS is why I stay up an hour at night before going to sleep. Laying in bed. Thinking about all of the people like you. Thinking about all the people who agree with you. Punching my pillow. Loud scream. "No officer, no trouble here". Not going to hear the basement noise. The struggling piggie fucks Fff
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You'd "fuck" with the middle class? Wow, what a great guy haha he'd fuck with the middle class. Because it's not like we work our asses off to live an independent, comfortable life right you fucking moron? Nah, of course not. The middle class just get their money from thin fucking air. You fucking cunt. And hopefully you give the poor people enough so they become middle class right? Assuming they don't blow it all on stupid ghetto rich shit like nice cars while they live in Bumsville, Los Yorkington City. So then you're faggot ass can "fuck" with them. That's the human mindset though? I'm supposed to accept this? Once I get the power I'll hurt those who I want, but appear noble by giving those who are so below me it doesn't even matter wealth. Seneca was wrong. Epictetus was wrong. Marcus was wrong. It's not possible to accept it for what it is. Someone needs to destroy you. ... Yknow THIS is why I stay up an hour at night before going to sleep. Laying in bed. Thinking about all of the people like you. Thinking about all the people who agree with you. Punching my pillow. Loud scream. "No officer, no trouble here". Not going to hear the basement noise. The struggling piggie fucks Fucking up this thread
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>>692394236
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>>692394155
hey idiot no one is gonna take your guns
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You'd "fuck" with the middle class? Wow, what a great guy haha he'd fuck with the middle class. Because it's not like we work our asses off to live an independent, comfortable life right you fucking moron? Nah, of course not. The middle class just get their money from thin fucking air. You fucking cunt. And hopefully you give the poor people enough so they become middle class right? Assuming they don't blow it all on stupid ghetto rich shit like nice cars while they live in Bumsville, Los Yorkington City. So then you're faggot ass can "fuck" with them. That's the human mindset though? I'm supposed to accept this? Once I get the power I'll hurt those who I want, but appear noble by giving those who are so below me it doesn't even matter wealth. Seneca was wrong. Epictetus was wrong. Marcus was wrong. It's not possible to accept it for what it is. Someone needs to destroy you. ... Yknow THIS is why I stay up an hour at night before going to sleep. Laying in bed. Thinking about all of the people like you. Thinking about all the people who agree with you. Punching my pillow. Loud scream. "No officer, no trouble here". Not going to hear the basement noise. The struggling piggie fucks Kdjahshshdh
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>>692394155
>Will you follow Federal orders to take our guns

oh shut hte fuck up you paranoid loon. Gun sales are at an all time high. No one is coming for your guns. They have been saying Obama is out for them for 8 god damn years, and buying a gun is as easy as ever


When will you realize "they are coming for our guns" is probably the best and smartest marketing scheme the NRA could have ever asked for

TL;DR: Gun sales are at a high, stop freaking out over bullshit
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>>692394024
Not OP, but cop in NC - no. I don't give a fuck about weed. Both from a personal and professional standpoint.

Personally I think it's going to be legal federally within the next 5-10 years. Professionally, it's not worth the time it takes me to take someone to jail, log all evidence, write a report, and then waste time in court over some misdemeanor bullshit that doesn't hurt anyone.

Now if you're driving and high? Yeah you're going to jail. Impaired is impaired.
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>>692394155

Dude shut the fuck up, no one wants to take our guns.

Fucking paranoid idiot.
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>>692394389
>>692394341
>>692394275
>>692394236
>>692394185
>>692394092
Reported for spam.
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>>692394165
>yep
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>>692394316
damn right
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>>692394420
>>692394369
>>692394316

thank you for calling out the BS
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A struggle I sense. Butthurt I see. Strong with the force, the /b/tards are tonight.
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>>692392790
Why did you become a cop?
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>>692394476
>>692394476
>>692394476
>>692394476
>>692394476
Report for being an faggot
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>>692392790
what're you going to do about those fucking kids that keep trying to cross my bridge? Can't toll them anymore because I don't have a permit, and the fascists down at city hall won't approve one for me.
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>>692393244
#trollquestionsmatter
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Fellow cop here.
Took me about 4 years on the job to become a corrupt uncaring borderline psychopathic alcoholic piece of shit.
How are you going on your journey towards this or have you kept to your oath?

(not trolling %100 genuine)
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>>692395019
All you need is a pissed off x-wife and you will be a living stereotype
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seriously, kill count on niggers, need to know
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>>692395158
I do have one of those, she actually moved interstate to avoid me.
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>>692393434
no, why would i do that to someone?

>>692393548
some depts do...like nypd. i do not.

>>692393588
on most normal residential streets...i stop 47 in a 30.

how do i pick it? not everyone is generally doing that...and ill stop the first one i see that is

>>692393596
i support the legalization of recreational use weed, everywhere

>>692393675
its not a cops job to violate rights, its his job to protect them

>>692393730
no, many cops are tho...not majority or anything...but enough

>>692393797
jelly

>>692393823
cypress hill isnt white?

>>692393867
there isnt one, having armored protective gear...is for protection. i agree if its something like the proceeds of a drug sale or something., / - no knock raids are done when they think there is gonna be danger or evidence destroyed, they need special permission, i have no issue with them at all, never did --- yes, but not to a really criminal extent, and i told everyone what an asshole he was and how he didnt know the first thing about the law
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What is the most dangerous/violent thing you've done on call?

Also sorry for all the fucking retarded people who don't like you on principle.
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fuck the po-lice
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>>692395366
> hurr I've had problems with cops in the past because I was a child delinquent and they were just doing their jobs
> hurr cops piss me off because they enforce the thing I don't want to follow
> hurr
fucking hate those people. they never have a legit reason to hate cops.
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>>692395765
>Nigger gets arrested for drugs
>Claims police are racist
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Can cops be bribed in the U.S?
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>>692392790
Don't you just hate people who argue with you?
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>>692395765
Exactly, they are literal scum. Then there are the fucking tardo cucks that hop on the bandwagon for no reason other than a black guy said so.
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>>692392790
where are the best hiding spots for my drugs while i'm driving? what places do you guys not look?
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>>692396122
At home.
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>>692395959
No. That will get you arrested. We cannot be bribed by plebs, only politicians
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Do you know that by voluntarily enforcement of bad laws makes you an enemy of the people?

And saying it's just you doing your job is the same as when nazis said it?

Just asking questions, not a troll just an American
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>>692392790
why do you turn a blind eye to your fellow officers who are buying, possessing and abusing illegal steroids?
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>>692396122
Keep your stupid drugs at home. Driving intoxicated will get you the full shaft. I have seen too many dead people that would still be alive if not for the selfish asshole that thinks their need to be high/drunk/tipsy/fucked up trumps life itself. Completely unnecessary. Ust please keep that shit at home, out of plain view so I have no reason for probable cause searches. I really despise those
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>>692396471
hey fuck wad, i didn't say that i was driving while under the influence. why don't you take your shitty assumption and jerk off into your moms panties you basement dweller.
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>>692396122
While driving, you're better off having it in a small plastic baggie that you can easily ditch at a moment's notice if you feel the heat coming around the corner
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>>692396337
Not OP but a correctional sergeant for CDCR. Most of the guys are on Testosterone or HGH that they got prescribed by thier doctors. Kinda hard to take them away
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>>692396122
we rarely check the rectum so if you want to hide your drugs, up the poop shoot is your best spot.
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>>692396639
True... Sorry I get super heated over the topic so as soon as I hear drugs and vehicle I assume. Probably all the reports I read so I apologize
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Is a pack of cigars paraphernalia?
I know the guts are, but a cop said he had reasonable intent to search my friends car just because he had an unopened pack.
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>>692395888
free my boy jamal nigga killed 6 hoes and robbed a bank but he a good nigga
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>>692396840
Unless you go to jail... declare that shit before getting to jail or you'll get charged with cons. To introduce a controlled substance in a jail. Yes jails check your rectum
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>>692396807
you know that those drugs even if prescribed are still being abused why are the doctors not charged. you guys know they cause major issues in job performance.
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>>692392790
If people for the most part don't trust politicians, why are people expected to trust the police that enforce the laws that are made by the dishonest politicians?
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>>692396892
its cool. i jumped the gun and went from 0 to pissed right the fuck off. you know, lets put all this behind us and relish our hatred for niggers.
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>>692392790
what interactions have you had with prostitutes?
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Racist pigs scum you hate colored people
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>>692392790
Why do cops still fuck with us over weed and small amounts of drugs? Wouldnt the average cop realize how much of a wast of time and money that would be?
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>>692397061
I'm well aware but can you prove abuse let alone use?
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>>692396950
No. That cop should not have searched your car. Cigars are sold originally as just that, Cigars. People adapted them to drug use, but unless they are tampered with then no, not paraphernalia.
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>>692397049
all the times i've gone to jail they just ask me to bend over and cough a couple times. no fingers up the pooper yet. i get it far enough up so that it wont pop out.
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>>692397248
Not OP. Depends on what state you live in.
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>>692394730
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>>692394007
no lol

depends

yes

dont like soda

>>692394024
naw

>>692394031
hurts a lot, like a horrible muscle spasm while getting hammered in the same spot 95 times

when its over your muscle feels like youve been working it out

>>692394155
this question was asked on my psych exam. i said id fight the gov on the side of the constitution

i passed so...guess that was the right answer lol
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>>692397337
No fingers in pooper. Big nono.
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>>692396840
what about squat and cough? getting my info from TV by the way.
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>>692397284
well it's obvious to most people who the abusers are but your point is acknowledged.
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>>692397497

anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.
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Have you ever been so annoyed by someone?
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>>692397499
So your a sheriff then... Have you participated in any DUI/inspection checkpoints?
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>>692394375
What about a dealer riding dirty. Only large amounts of pot no other drugs and 300.00 cash. No weapons no other signs of other criminal activity and a clean record. He's open honest and respectful.
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>>692392790
Do you actually support all the laws you enforce, or do you tell yourself you do so that you can sleep at night?
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when did you decide you wanted to be a pig?
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>>692398061
all the laws he enforces? wtf are you talking about nigger. Maybe you should try elaborating on that question.
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>>692397603
Squat spread and cough are unclothed body searches they are only conducted on private secure places (Jail settings) for the sake of the suspects dignity
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>>692396639
How bout dont have drugs on you, stupid fuck? You reap what you sow. Dont blame the cops because you are in violation, jerk off.
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>>692392790
do you not in reality totally understand that resistance to arrest is a natural reaction and that people shouldn't be charged for it?
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>>692398061
>I'm a drug taker
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Do you follow the letter of the law or the spirit of the law?
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>>692392790
this isnt reddit fuck off pig
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>>692398277
Police officers enforce laws. That's the job.
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>>692398435
>do you not in reality totally understand that resistance to arrest is a natural reaction and that people shouldn't be charged for it
Dumbest shit I have ever heard. Most people who are being arrested know damn well they have done something wrong.
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>>692394375
OP here. i agree.

>>692394553
for the donuts

>>692394685
are you literally a troll? hahahah

>>692395019
lol corrupt how?
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>>692392790
How should i interact with prostitutes in such a way to avoid getting caught by an undercover?

Could I say something like "If youre available tonight, I will give you $200 for an hour of your company" and not get in trouble if I said it to an undercover?
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>>692392790
Whata your badge number? Arent you supposed to give it when asked?
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Can you get in trouble for messing with someone online?
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>>692398695
>Do you actually support all the laws you enforce, or do you tell yourself you do so that you can sleep at night?
Did you even read what you said? So this officer locks some guy up for murder and you assume all laws he enforces are wrong, hence you saying help sleep at night. You actually are retarded dude.
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>>692398709
yeah but resistance to capture is a natural reaction.people get charged with resisting even if they just try to pull their arm away. it's a BS charge and everyone including you knows it. there are other charges for more escalated events such as assault on a police officer but if theres no assault and people are just naturally reacting to being physically apprehended then the resisting charge is just BS.
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>>692392790
How do you handle calls where people are going to kill themselves? IE someone reports that their friend said they were suicidal.
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>>692398435
no it isnt. itd make sense if i was trying to kill them. but no, it isnt a natural reaction. you fight in court..not on the street. thats why you are innocent until proven guilty...anyone who resists arrest in any way is a fucking piece of shit, and deserves the pain that is coming their way
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>>692398851
768539

Happy
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>>692399427
this is the problem. and the fact that you can't see it is where the disconnect is with LE and the public.
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>>692398785
offer to pay them for nude pics and videos.

after you have taken said nude pics and videos...you will know they arent a cop...at that point simply say, i would like to pay you for sex lol

>>692399308
if anything it should be made a serious felony offense.

>>692399371
literally had a suicidal male today. we spoke to him, told him we were there to help, think of his kids, etc, and had an ambulance pick him up....he sliced his wrist real bad
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please answer
>>692398785
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Ever had to deal with any Sovereign Citizens?
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>>692399371
>>692399821
Would you ever involuntarily commit someone to a mental facility if they failed a suicide attempt?
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>>692399308
I used to act like a fucking retard when i was younger and get cuffed and pushed around by cops, want to know what i did? i didn't resist them, only a moron would resist a cop, especially cops on kind of a power trip which i assume are the ones you are referring to. Stay cool and you won't catch that specific charge, I think they call it self control. Also check these dubs.
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>>692399989
yes i spanked taylor swift's white ass nigger
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What do you think about civilians carrying concealed? Do you think more armed people is better and a deterrent to crime?
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>>692399085
>murder and traffic tickets are obviously the same thing
>calls others retarded
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>>692400345
I wish I could get a cop to murder me, too bad i'm white.
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>>692399816
You're an idiot I've been arrested and detained but never resisted. Ive arrested a few folks majority don't resist. The ones that do get smashed. BTW not OP
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>>692392790
do I really need a college diploma to become a police officer?
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>>692399821
why should it be made a felony? because you might actually have to apprehend someone? thats what we pay you for. thats why you are trained. hurr durr. it should be a felony if I have to actually do part of my job. so the guy who got too many tickets cuz he was late to work doesn't wanna go to jail and lose his job or not pick his kid up from school deserves a beatdown and a felony rap because in a moment of angst and hesitation he pulls away from the apprehension? you are full of shit and an asshole and don't deserve to serve the public.
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>>692400594
No you will only be able to be a traffic cop
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>>692399816
you douche, im a human like everyone else... i just disagree with you, so do most people, thats why its been a law for a good long time, every every state in america
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>>692400703
well you're a fucking nigger
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>>692400594
That's the most google thing you could ever google. Don't be lazy cunt.
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>>692400620
Resisting arrest is resisting arrest and examples must be made of people who resist arrest. Try to control your obvious anger problems next time.
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>>692400787
well you're a fucking nigger
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well you're a fucking nigger
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>>692400677
I would be the best traffic cop.

It would be a bad day for people who fail to signal.
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>>692400620
NOT OP but im taking it you tried to run from a cop got your ass handed to you and charged for said ass whooping and now all pissy that a piggy beat you down clean and clear.
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>>692400198
I cooperate with cops but know of many circumstances where my criticism applies.
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>>692400957
well you're a fucking nigger
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>>692400979
nigger
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>>692401014
nigger
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>>692400809
forgot you, you extra filthy nigger
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>>692392790
Hello officer, what sidearm do you carry, and what type of ammo is it loaded with?
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>>692399427
You make this thread so many times, you'd think that you could get to the point where you don't freely admit to hurting suspects as extrajudicial punishment. Just one thread man.
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>>692401078
Aww poor baby poo isn't getting the support he wanted and has to resort to name calling. Boohoo. Dude you're immature grow up and own up to your shit. When dealing with cops be a man and respectful, they'll treat you the same way. Fuck, you remind me of a old friend i cut all ties with. No sense of personal responsibility.. is that you John S???
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>>692400979
actually no but I have observed it more than once . it's a BS charge that doesn't belong.
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>>692401364
nigger guns, chinkman
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>>692401455
you are a mad nigger
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>>692401468
>I hang out with people who get in trouble with the law then resist arrest. I am obviously unbiased.
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>>692401443
yeah I did stupid cunt nigger
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>>692400620
>so the guy who got too many tickets cuz he was late to work doesn't wanna go to jail and lose his job.
This would never happen unless the fucking retard had a bench warrant for his arrest, in which case he deserves to be arrested and should be expecting it the moment he sees the lights behind him. This shit happens long before OMG I'm going to jail, i better fight back like a retard
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>>692401625
at least it's not a niggro's company
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>>692397904
All LE take the same Oath of Office - it doesn't matter if you're municipal, county, or state.

>checkpoints
>inb4 sovereign citizen bullshit
https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/496/444
Are completely legal and within the scope of duly sworn law enforcement officials as long as there is no bias shown to differing motorists.

You have no legal right to operate a vehicle on any state or federally operated/funded highway (read: road). You are conferred a driving privilege to operate a vehicle contingent upon your adherence to your state's vehicular statutory laws and administrative codes. If law enforcement officials are operating a checkpoint that is unbiased and unobtrusive (stopping and searching every car/person) then there's no breach of the 4th Amendment, as there is nothing unreasonable about someone asking you if you've had anything to drink. If probable cause of another crime is found during that brief encounter (i.e. the odor of marijuana), there's nothing illegal about that either.

Checkpoint in a parking lot? Yep, that'd be illegal as that's not a municipally/state/federally funded roadway. Private drive/roadway? Yep illegal.

Now fuck off with your severely lacking understanding of the law.
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>>692401036
>>692401078
chill out pussy bitch boy
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>>692401221
That's called a double nigger. Faggot.
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>>692401912
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>>692401799
unintrusive*

Fucking autocorrect
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Is handcuffing a person considered use of force?
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>>692401443
excellent point. but justified by a semi criminal justice system.
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>>692402168
No
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>>692401468
NOT OP but I've been in situations dealing with resistive inmates. Resistance can be a gentle tug away or full on pull away and run.
Personally if i had someone do the small tug. I'll give a verbal warning. Do it again you're going to be in a world of hurt. Some times they stop sometimes they escalate. If they are resisting to the point of impeding me from doing my job or getting me or my officers hurt. Force will be used and charges will be filed.

Your actions will dictate my reactions
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>>692400677
If I can just become a traffic cop is it boring being just a traffic cop?
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>>692394165
I knew this kid, I grew up in Rochester, some nig sniped him with a .22 in the back of the head, he survived because they rushed him off to the hospital in the back of another cop car but he has never been the same, hes all fucked up for life now, sucks
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>>692392790
whats up with open carry if you are on a motorcycle? Would that require a cpl carry permit? its not really concealed.
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I just wanted to say thanks to you OP, as a representative of officers everywhere.

>Just got a check from the city police a couple months ago.
>I was busted "loitering in a place of illegal occupation."
>I was just driving home from work. Cop refused to answer when I asked "How can I be loitering, if I'm in a moving vehicle, heading in one direction, that just happens to be a line from my work to my home?"
>Busted anyway. Had to go to court several times. All charges eventually dropped.
>Local news did a few stories on this, as cops were using this to ticket people in their own yards and shit.
>Sued police. They finally settled for several thousand dollars.
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>>692401625
you are making some huge assumptions which BTW are totally inaccurate. Don't have to hang around bad people to see shit happen in the average city dude.
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>>692401364
>>692401364
Glock 22 loaded with Federal law enforcement .40 cal s&w. 165 grain hydra-shok. 3 15 round mags + 1 in the chamber.

i also carry a backup gun. Ruger LCP with hornady critical defense ammo. 7+1 in the gun, and a 2nd 6 round magazine
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>>692402363
Depends on your state. In NC, our courts have ruled that a gun tucked into a waistband with the handle showing doesn't count as concealed, but any covering (even if unintentional) would constitute an illegally concealed firearm.

If you're smart and wear a jacket when you ride, you'd probably be ok as long as you zipped it up so it couldn't flap behind your holster.
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Why'd you pick the worst job on earth? If you'r e not a power tripping roid rage faggot everyone's just going to think you are anyway. No one will ever trust you with anything because your job is literally to cage then for anything you can find that their guilty of.

I cant imagine a worse job.
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>>692392790
Do you carry hollow point rounds? I knew a cop growing up that I looked up to who let me keep a round one day he patrolled my neighborhood. Unfortunately I lost it when i moved out
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>>692392790
Have you ever had to kill a person in the line of duty in self defense?
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>>692402648

Just did the glock training. Fun shooting drills. My ccw is a glock 23. 15 and one as well
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>>692401799
Cool your jets greenhorn, i was just messing with you. But I do appreciate the post and link thank you. What are your thoughts on modifications to rifles?
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Do you ever pull over large trucks for speeding or passing weigh stations or do you just kinda let them go on through with their load?
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When exactly did you become a cop?
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>>692402648
how come they switched to 40 s&w only a few years ago most departments used 9mm's?
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>>692401660
actually it does happen and the bench warrant is irrelevant. no one says it was for anything more than parking tickets. also the point that was being made was the situations where people aren't "fighting back" and are merely reacting to being grabbed.
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>>692403219
Stopping power. Body armor is real.
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>>692402802
I'm in Washington state Ive applied for cpl. so, I'm not going to sweat it. Just feel that if i pull up next to a cop with a gun on my hip hes/she is going to pull me over just for public safety or what not.
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>>692403299
Not OP, I never just grabbed a person. I tell them first what I'm going to do then do it.
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>>692403414
Dunno about Washington, but here people open carry often. Stopping someone for just open carrying would be a 4A violation.
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>>692392790
has a female ever hit you?
have you ever hit her back?
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>>692402272
the most rational and appropriate response imho
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>>692403397
have any departments thought of switching to a more powerful bullet like a 45. ACP preferably a 1911?
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>>692403414
Be honest. Im a brown guy and i used to conceal carry. I got pulled over i kept my hands on 10-2 and told the cop im a licensed carrier and what im carrying and where its holstered. Cop checked my paper work and we started talking guns.
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>>692403658
Well WA is technically an open carry state butttt I'm on the western side, that being said, everyone here is scared of guns...
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>>692403299
Dude, is self control really this hard for you to grasp bud? You know damn well they are supposed to tell you prior to you being detained or arrested. I'm done even trying to talk it out with you. You obviously have a dog in this fight.
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>>692403902
.45 clip size is more limited. in some scenarios less is more
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>>692403397
>Stopping power
Is a myth.

The FBI switched to .40 after two agents got killed by a suspect who had a lot better shot placement than they did. Instead of addressing the real issue, which was lack of training, they blamed the ballistics of their duty weapons.

The original contract that the FBI had was for a 10mm duty weapon, but female agents couldn't qualify with it. .40 is just a neutered 10mm.

Most agencies have gone back to 9mm after ballistics testing has shown that it far exceeds standards for penetration and expansion - in addition to being able to carry more rounds.

My duty weapon is a Glock 31. Reason we use .357 SIG over 9mm is because it's amazing at punching through laminated glass/metal, and most LE shootings happen on traffic stops.
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>>692403902
.45 is absolute shit for a duty weapon.
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Is it true that there are three types of ammunition loaded into your sidearm
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>>692403902
FYI I'm not OP my department just transitioned to the .40. I don't see a 1911 being used simply due to magazine capacity. Glock gen 4 mags can hold 15 rounds vs the 1911 mag that hold 7 or 9. Not to mention size and weight of weapon and the price. Price matters on equipment we get
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>>692394369
you're literally out of touch

https://newrepublic.com/article/125498/its-time-ban-guns-yes-them

>I say this not to win some sort of ideological purity contest, but because banning guns urgently needs to become a rhetorical and conceptual possibility

or

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/why-its-time-to-repeal-the-second-amendment-right-bear-arms-20160613

>I teach the Constitution for a living. I revere the document when it is used to further social justice and make our country a more inclusive one. I admire the Founders for establishing a representative democracy that has survived for over two centuries. But sometimes we just have to acknowledge that the Founders and the Constitution are wrong. This is one of those times. We need to say loud and clear: The Second Amendment must be repealed.

how does it feel to be an uneducated fuck spewing party propaganda like a degenerate apparatchik?
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>>692392790
Fukk 12 nigga we PDK in dis bitch
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>>692393416
You meet your quota
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All Cops Are Bastards
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>>692394420
>>692394316
>>692394530
please see
>>692404641

ignorant fucks
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>>692404189
in reality that goes "places hand on arm" then states you're under arrest. no dog in this fight other than fairness and justice for the masses. I also think it's downright criminal that you can be charged the same as attacking a police officer for trying to stop a police dog from ripping chunks out of you. I have never attacked or even been confronted by a police dog. so no..no dog in this hunt.
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>>692392790
Why do you hats black people?
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>>692404893
this
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>>692404189
Not op So a pedophile can't control his urge to touch little girls. Should we not charge them. Its an urge thing he can't control himself. Its his nature.

Lack of self control is a bull shit excuse
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>>692402316
Rochester, MN?
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>>692392790
You're probably americain, but is it true (if you're canadian ) that you carry a glock at all times?
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>>692404189
>You know damn well they are supposed to tell you prior to you being detained or arrested.
100% wrong.
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>>692404583
I see what you mean. Magazine capacity makes a huge difference in a violent situation over stopping power.
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>>692404995
not that poster but i disagree that anyone anywhere cannot resist sexual urges
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What speed would you typically pull over at in a 55 and a 65?
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What's your IQ?
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>>692403936
that's awesome come cops can be cool people but a lot of the time it seams the stress of the job makes them see the worst in people, that or the are just interest in the power over others
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>>692405362
With that logic people can resist the urge from pulling away or trying to run away from the cops.
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>>692404995
I think you should look at who i was talking to, i fully support resisting arrest charges, and i also agree with what you said.
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>>692392790

Have you ever been offered pussy to look the other way?
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>>692405048
nah Rochester NY....
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>>692405588
It makes you a assume the worst. But again if you're cool calm and collected and not make sudden movements you won't have problems. Not op but always have run in with cops. Mostly positive
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>>692405875
Same here NY bro.
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>>692405632
My bad. Hey atleast i got a good analogy out supporting your point lol
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>>692392790
Stop arresting dudes for weed n shit it just ruins everything man...
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>>692392790
how many drug dealers are you protecting?
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>>692405609
you are equating a desire to please yourself with the desire to not be immediately abducted. not really on the same lvl especially if that wasn't the way you thought it would go and are just suddenly findind that out.
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>>692406308
Kek. Abducted... are in mexico now?
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>>692406521
that is exactly what an arrest is.
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>>692406308
Abducted. GTFO you fucking cry baby. Have you ever seen a fake cop or even a real one for that matter abduct anyone? Why am i even responding to this shit? I think your retardation is rubbing off on me.
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>>692406753
the 4chan infects all its visitors you are not the acceptation
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>>692392790
Do cops even give a fuck about small (1-2 oz) weed dealers anymore? It's halfway through 2016.
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>>692406928
If you're honest with me? Nah. If you lie to me? You're going to jail.
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>>692406697
You're making my brain hurt with your Idiocracy. Good night. And try not to get yourself shot.
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>>692406901
I need to be cleansed, what should i do fam? Also, is anyone else having Captcha problems?
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>>692406753
you just can't handle the truth. it is an abduction. you just call it an arrest and don't mentally put them in the same category but they are.
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>>692406928
I asked similar question and didn't get a response
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>>692407146
this is the only way, and yes i am too
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>>692399308
>tfw you get arrested for resisting arrest
>no other charges
Explain that
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have you ever let a girl flirt their way out of a speeding ticket?
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>>692407513
it happens
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>>692406060
I done mooooved out! I live in the free state of GA now, NY was terrible.....MOVE /b/ro!
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>>692407381
What is the name of your pistol?
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>>692408017
Sir you are literally the best troll on the interwebs. I commend you.
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>>692407513
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>>692394375
Where in NC? I live here
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>>692407146
oh god yes on the captcha shit
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>>692408103
canik tp9
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>>692408084
I can't, my bro lives here and my girl and her family. I need more guns and ammo tbh fam. I can't have a pistol grip on my shotguns and rifles in NY guys.
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>>692408404
thanks anon
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>>692408017
recent memory was a situation where there was a person who they felt was interfering with an arrest. ultimately they charged the person only with resisting according to the news report. I understand they likely dropped another more serious charge.
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Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
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>>692408247
Work for a city somewhere in Wake County lol. You?
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>>692408748
bought it because <400$, and rave reviews. it a great gun so far much recommended
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>>692408760
That would be obstructing a peace officer in performance of thier duty Followed by resisting arrest.
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>>692401468

How hard is it to cooperate?

If you run youre basically saying youre guilty.
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>>692392790
What city/state? I'm a copfag too.
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>>692409016
looking up review RN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-DJbuBUEA
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>>692408903
My eyes got cancer from reading that.
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>>692408903
Or be a respectful man when dealing with cops they'll treat you the same. Oh yeah don't be a thuggy wannabe that brings unwanted attention to yourself
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>>692409191
watched that same one even if people didn't like the gun they rarely had anything "bad" to say about it.
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>>692409124
not talking about running thats a different charge such as fleeing and eluding.
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>>692397043
>free my boy jamal nigga killed 6 hoes and robbed a bank but he a good nigga
Kek
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What happens when you arrest DUI driver and you get told to let him off as he's part of the company "illuminati"?
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>>692408970
Mecklenburg right now. Lived in Pitt and New Hanover aswell
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>>692392790
How can you be a cop when you are obviously an overweight neckbeard, struggling to breath with every breath?!?!
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>>692392790
How much do cops really care about bicyclists running lights/signs?
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So since some of you are from NC whats your opinion on the cop who shot the black guy in the back when he tried to run away. Justified or not? I know the suspect took the cops taser and used it on him, but dropped it and started running again. Was the threat still there for deadly force.
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>>692408598
adding to this i think i can only have 7 rounds in my gun, can't have pistol grips on my ar-15 or my shotguns and can only have i think 2-3 mods on the rails at any given time.
What are you guys' thoughts on these restriction laws in NY?
Also this post just took 5 minutes, thanks Captcha.
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>>692409944
>>692409822
>>692409399
>>692409044

Checked
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>>692410088
I felt like he was justified. He was an immediate threat to the public
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are you a police officer?
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What to do for you not to notice me when I drive? Also if a undercover passes in front of your house are you checking up on them?
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Do cops actually give tickets for window tint? Laws around me limit tint to 50% for front windows but I'm going to tint mine to 20%. Would most cops just give a warning if anything?

Also, I'm a fag with a kick ass sound system in my car. What kind of guidelines should I follow to where I can still enjoy my music with a very healthy volume but not risk pissing off a cop? Any idea if I would get a ticket or warning?

Thanks for your work as a policeman, my father was also a cop (retired)
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>>692410552
car drives down many streets must be checking up on the one guy in the one house on one of the streets....
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>>692410380
He was running for awhile and the cop gave chase the entire way. He fought the cop didnt get anywhere so started to run again unarmed. Less than lethal would have made more since too me. Then agian I'd probably shoot the fucker for making me run that much.
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>>692410380
What about the freddy grey incident in Baltimore. Do you think the cops were liable for his death?
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>>692392790
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>>692392790
Most cops genuinely want to protect and serve, but many are just bullies who got picked on as kids and were breastfed until pottytrained. where does OP fall on this spectrum?
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>>692410909
Is that a common mentality to take a life because he forced you to do your job?
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>>692411357
not that poster but sadly you already know the answer to that question
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>>692411357
I was being a smart ass. Sorry i forgot to put lol or jk after my comment. Jeevus.
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>>692411357
Losing my career and ending up in jail is not worth shooting someone
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